0:00:02 > 0:00:03# People keep sayin' I'm doin' it wrong
0:00:03 > 0:00:07# But I say it feels all right I really do try, really do try
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Really do try
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# There's a million things that I could change
0:00:12 > 0:00:15- # But maybe it's all right... # - This programme contains strong language
0:00:15 > 0:00:20# ..This is my life This is my life, this is my life... #
0:00:20 > 0:00:21BURPS
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Ah, good to get that bad boy out.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26How did you learn to burp so loud?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Dunno. I'm just a natural.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- It is amazing. - It's burping, Amber.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34She hasn't saved tigers from extinction or donated her kidneys to lepers.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37It's Brandon! He's here.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- SAZ:- Yeah, he does go to this school.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- I really want to talk to him. - No! Just be cool.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Be cool? I can't be cool. That's not who I am.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I'm desperate.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50He's having a baby with Charlie. You've got to let him go.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52He is not ready to be a daddy.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54He calls his penis Darth Vader.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58He was like, "Darth Vader is approaching. Feel the Force."
0:00:58 > 0:01:00And you want him back? Weird.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- I think he might be the love of my life.- Oh, my God. Just shut up!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Look how cool Charlie acts, and she's having his baby.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11She's not even looking at him.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13She doesn't have to be cool, with boobs that big.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Look at her boobs! That's not fair.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Yeah, God is cruel and random in his boob allocation.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Why is Ruby Williams smiling at us? - Do you want me to smack her?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Cos I'd really like to mess up her hair.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- SAZ:- Something's up. They don't go round smiling at us.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31We ignore them, they ignore us.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Well, they don't always ignore us. Remember last week?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38LAUGHTER
0:01:41 > 0:01:44So, what's going on? Why is Ruby suddenly smiling?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Maybe she was just being friendly.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48# TEARS FOR FEARS: Head Over Heels
0:01:50 > 0:01:52# I wanted to be with you alone... #
0:01:52 > 0:01:55VIVA: The groups and gangs in this school do my head in.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Just look at this corridor. Over there, you've got the Pretties.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01AKA the Boob Nazis.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Then we've got the Misfits, or Pick 'n' Mix.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08And there's my group. I think we're called the Sweaties.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, and there's Pirate Roy.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Arrr!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15He's kind of in a clique on his own.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Holli Vavasour, I want you in my office straightaway.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Oh, my God, sir! I ain't done nothing!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23We can discuss that when you come to my room.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- What have you done? - Nothing! I haven't done anything!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Well, I did call Mr Morrissey a prick, but that's just keeping it real.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34And I did sell some of Mum's pills to that teaching assistant with the funny eyes.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36So that's why he's got funny eyes.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40And I let Keanu have a squeeze of my boobs behind the Slush Puppie machine, but no-one was looking.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42And there's not even a rule against that.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Whatever it is you've done, just try and look like you're sorry.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Let's see your "sorry" face.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53You look exactly like my dog when it's gone toilet in the lounge.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- MR JEFFRIES: Shoulders back, Holli. - What?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Sit up straight. Direct eye contact.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Jesus, sir! I'm not in the fucking Royal Marines!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04How can you be the best person you can be when you're all hunched over like a...
0:03:04 > 0:03:05hunchback?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to cuss hunchbacks.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Jupiter Jones is a hunchback.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Jupiter Jones has a medical condition.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I've got a medical condition. I'm bloody knackered.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18So, will you tell me what I'm supposed to have done?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21You're here because of what you did to Carl Jarvis.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I done it cos he kept thieving my brother Armani's lunch money, and...
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Hang on. How did you know it was me?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31The whole thing was caught on CCTV.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33We can clearly see you
0:03:33 > 0:03:39squeezing Bikini Bare hair-removal cream into his bike helmet.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40I'm disappointed.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Me too, sir. Didn't realise there was a camera by the bike shed.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46You'll have to go on report, again.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48And I'll have to call your mum about this.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Good luck with that, sir. She can't even follow the plot of Bob The Builder.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52And you have to go and see Carl.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Make an apology. - I'm not sorry.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Saying sorry takes a big person.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01I know you can be a big person, Holli.
0:04:01 > 0:04:07If you can learn from the bad stuff, you can be anything, do anything, overcome...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Excuse me, Mr Jeffries.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Can I go now? Otherwise there ain't going to be no more hot dogs left.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22CHATTER
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Go on, I'll catch you up.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29That hurts. Don't you know it's against the law to grab pupils?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Yeah? Well, I'm doing it as your step-mum.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34That's against the law, too.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I want to talk to you about bullying.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Are the other teachers ganging up on you?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41It's Ruby Williams. She's been having trouble with her friendship group.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Basically they're all bitches.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Plus - and this is highly confidential - Ruby's dad's been shagging her auntie,
0:04:48 > 0:04:51and her mum's been shagging anyone who goes to the Duke of Cambridge pub.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54You really shouldn't be telling me this.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You know I'm the head of her house, JK Rowling House?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I'm supposed to help with all this shit, but what can I do?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Drag her mum off blokes in the Duke of Cambridge car park?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Are you sure you've passed your teacher exams?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05We can sort this out together, Viva.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07What? What's it got to do with me?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11You're a member of the anti-bullying council and a peer mentor.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- How can I mentor Ruby? She hates me. - Time to step up, Viva.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Parents have been complaining about bullying in this school,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19and the head's putting me in charge of stamping it out.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Preferably by Friday, cos there's going to be an inspection.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24GIGGLING OUTSIDE
0:05:29 > 0:05:32VIVA: Lunch break is a busy time for the queen bee of a clique.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Being a bitch, making sure everyone is scared of you
0:05:34 > 0:05:36and having the biggest hair in school
0:05:36 > 0:05:38is a demanding job.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Hi. Ruby's joining us today.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43She fancied a change of scenery.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Come on, Ruby. They don't bite.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Holli does.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50You had a row with Charlie? Cos she is looking like she wants to stab you.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52RUBY: Well, she's in the right place, then, ain't she?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Got loads of knives she could use.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57So, how is Charlie? Getting on all right with Brandon?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- I don't know. Why? - Cool, remember?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh, no reason.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04What about the baby? Is Brandon excited?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Are they thinking about baby names? Does he feel her bump?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Does he put his hands on her belly like they do on OK! Magazine?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11They're not engaged, are they? Are they engaged?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I can't really say.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Obviously I know what's going on.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Charlie has totally confided in me. Everything. 110%.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- But I can't tell you. SAZ:- Why not?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26You sign the Official Secrets Act?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Saz, why don't we just let the girl eat her salad?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Just tell me one thing. Does he like her?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34He likes her gigantic gazongas.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37I knew it! It's the boobs.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Boobs that size should be against the law, like if they're bigger than her head...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Are they definitely real?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Yes, they are, I think it's safe for me to say that.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48But I can't say anything else. Not now.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50When can you say more?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I better go. I've got Attridge next.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56I want a seat at the back of the class, away from the toxic spit showers.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58See you at football.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00She's coming to football?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01AMBER: She told me nothing.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05A big fat zero. Z-E-R-O-W. Zero.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06What happened to being cool?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I dunno. My pits are proper sweating after that.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Why are you being all nice to Ruby?
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Because I'm a nice girl. We're all nice girls.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Plus Bitchcock is on my case.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19But Ruby's a Boob Nazi.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22She's getting bullied, and I'm on the anti-bullying council.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24This ain't right. She's playing us.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I bet she runs like a retard.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Told you.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35LAUGHTER
0:07:35 > 0:07:38You must've done something really bad to Charlie.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Remember Ryan B, Charlie's ex?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Well, I got off with him at a party, without getting permission from Charlie.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Is that it?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47AMBER: Well, why would she care? She's having Brandon's baby now.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Ryan B told me that once, when he was going down on Charlie,
0:07:50 > 0:07:53she farted and he nearly suffocated.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I let this information slip to one or two people,
0:07:57 > 0:08:00and it got back to Charlie that I was spreading it round.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Charlie farts?
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Poor Brandon. What if she farts on him? - I can't imagine Charlie farting.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08What, do you think she's got a rose bush growing out of her arse?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Charlie swore she'd never speak to me again
0:08:10 > 0:08:12and that she'd make every day hell for me.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16She better watch it, though, cos I know things about Charlie you wouldn't believe.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I could take her down.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- And when I say down, I mean down. - What, even worse than the stuff about...- (FARTING NOISE)
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Yeah, that. - That's just the tip of the iceberg.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29I could destroy her with what I know. It's all going to come out.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31You might as well tell us now.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Yeah, cos if she stabs you,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36well, you won't be able to tell anyone anything after that.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Keep running! I haven't told anyone to stop yet!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43So, you on top of the Ruby situation now?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46I can't stamp out bullying on my own in one day.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48We've got to make a bit more impact,
0:08:48 > 0:08:51show the Head that we're taking this whole beating-up-of-weaklings seriously.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55That's why I'm getting you to do the anti-bullying presentation for Year 7
0:08:55 > 0:08:57on Friday when the inspectors come.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00What? You must be joking.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- SAZ:- I'm glad Ruby didn't come with us.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I feel like when she's with us I have to watch what I say cos she's storing it up to tell Charlie.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- VIVA:- Why is everyone so scared of Charlie?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- He's here! - Stop doing that to me.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16I nearly hit you. It's just automatic.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19OK, so just sit there and pretend you haven't seen him.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20I just want to cuddle him.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I know, babe, but it will turn out better if you act cool.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Make him come to you.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Right, I get it. Make the mountain come to Maidenhead.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Mohammed. It's, "Let the mountain come to Mohammed."
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Oh. That's a weird saying.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Amber, bad angle. Gusset.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42That's better. Just a tasteful hint.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Is he coming? - No.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- What's he doing? - He's scratching his man-bits.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I can't hold this position much longer.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- He looks a bit worried. - I'm going over.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- No!- Jesus.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55That girl has all the self-control of my nan's bladder.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57So, what's going on?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I thought you was going to call me, or text me.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Yeah, yeah, it'll happen when the time is right.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04You just go back and sit over there, and I'll call you later, yeah?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06No, now. I need to know what's going on, yeah?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Are you staying with Charlie or are you coming back with me? I need to know.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Oh, my days! Didn't I tell you, keep away from this one?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16We got enough trouble on our plates with Little Miss Bun In The Oven.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18It's OK, Mum. I got this.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Why you keep bothering my boy Brandon here? He's told you the score.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22He ain't told me nothing.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Brandon! I told you, tell the dopey one it's finished.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- You mean you haven't told her? - Brandon?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32I was waiting for the right time, innit? I'm sorry, Mum.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Oh, my days! Sometimes I think my son is nothing but a giant fool.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- I know what you mean, Mrs Taylor. - You seem an OK girl, Blondie,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42but he's got responsibilities now he's going to be a daddy.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Can I call you later?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46No, you cannot ring her later. Give me your phone.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Brandon, give it!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52OK, contact list, here we go.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56KEYPAD BEEPING Abby D, Abby J, Aggie, Alana.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Lot of ladies' names in here, son.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Amber. Delete.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01"Are you sure you want to delete this contact?"
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Yes, I'm sure, fool.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Delete. End of.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Now, Miss, you go back over there
0:11:08 > 0:11:11and I don't want you leading my son into temptation again.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13That's it for him. His fun is done.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Huh!
0:11:21 > 0:11:22I've been deleted.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24We heard.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25I suppose you think I should hate him now.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29But the whole time I was over there I could smell his aftershave,
0:11:29 > 0:11:31same one he always wears.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32SHE SNIFFS I Am King by P Diddy.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I think I'm getting a faint whiff of it too.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37You sure that's not onions?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41It's a beautiful smell. It sort of makes me want to cry.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43It's definitely eye-watering.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh, come on Amber, what's up?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I'm just sad.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Oi. Come here.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01GASPS AND LAUGHTER
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- What is it? - Charlie's Facebook.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06It's her revenge for Ruby telling people about the farting.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Nasty.- Yes.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13CRYING
0:12:13 > 0:12:17But they're not even my breasts, sir!
0:12:17 > 0:12:23They're like these well-lopsided ones, like a snowman lying on one side!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25One large, one small!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Like, completely freaky, yeah?
0:12:28 > 0:12:33But she's made them look as if they're my boobs, and they're not mine!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Mine are normal!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38The same size!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Look, sir! See, sir!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43OK, OK. There's no need for that. DOOR CLICKS
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Holli Vavasour? What do you think you're doing?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47You asked me to come in, sir.
0:12:47 > 0:12:52Yep. Erm...Ruby, go and sit in Miss Horrocks' office while I deal with Holli.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Take these with you.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02So, I've had Carl Jarvis in my office.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It seems you haven't apologised at all,
0:13:05 > 0:13:09and now there's a further incident with you taking his hat.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- SHE GIGGLES - I haven't done anything, sir.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14CCTV, Holli! It's everywhere.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Couldn't help overhearing, sir.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21I was there when the incident what you're discussing with Holli happened,
0:13:21 > 0:13:23and I can vouch for her that he was chatting loads of bullshit.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25SHE SNIFFS
0:13:25 > 0:13:30And she could have killed him, but she just killed his hat.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Thank you, Ruby. Off you go. Shut the door properly this time.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35SNIFFING
0:13:37 > 0:13:40We're trying to look at the big picture here.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Big picture, I want you to go off into the world,
0:13:43 > 0:13:46ready to take on a good job and make your way.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- SHE SNORTS - That's not going to happen, sir. I'm thick.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52No. No, you're not. You're from a...challenging environment.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Yeah, my whole family's thick.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- No!- Stop stressing, Mr J.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58That muscle in your forehead's going mental.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Do you want a chewing gum? Really good for stress. Relaxes the jaw, sir.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07I want you to promise to me right here, right now,
0:14:07 > 0:14:08that you will...
0:14:10 > 0:14:13...learn from this.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I promise I will learn from this. Can I go now? Or I'm going to miss all the pizza.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22If you like, I could get Charlie for you.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23It'd have to be after school, though,
0:14:23 > 0:14:28cos Mr Jeffries has every inch of this place covered with these bullshit cameras.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Not every inch, if you know where to look.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35# Making up for teenage crime... #
0:14:44 > 0:14:46THEY LAUGH
0:14:46 > 0:14:49You know this anti-bullying thing I'm doing for the Year 7s?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I'll need some help from you guys. I've been speaking to Ruby.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56She's going to tell her story about overcoming bullying, finding new friends.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00We could make it proper inspiring.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Oh, my God! Do we have to actually be friends with Ruby now?
0:15:03 > 0:15:07I just don't trust her. As soon as Charlie whistles, Ruby will go running back.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10She's got a lot of heavy shit going on at home.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Her dad's done a bunk. She's basically from a broken home.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Who isn't?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17None of us have had a plain-sailing life. Except maybe Amber.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Yeah, and I wish I was from a broken home. My dad is a nightmare.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26Always on my case. "Home by 11", "Do your homework", "You can't go out in just your underwear."
0:15:26 > 0:15:29God, yeah. Caring for you. He sounds really evil.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Ruby was in Jeffries' office yesterday. She actually defended me.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Oh, right, so you all love Ruby now?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38She is so totally fake. You'll see.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41I don't love her. I just want to know what she knows about Brandon.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Morning. - OTHERS: Morning.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Anyone want some gum?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48It is so nice not being around Charlie no more.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51She's so controlling.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52(IRLS LAUGH
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Like always telling people what to do, like what side to wear your parting on,
0:15:56 > 0:15:59how to wax your muff, like whether to get a Brazilian or a Hollywood.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02She tells people how to wax their muffs?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04And if they don't do it, she just drops them.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07How does she find out? Does she, like, check up on them?
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Yeah, and once she found out that Tanya has this just giant hairy bush,
0:16:10 > 0:16:12like totally tropical,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15just dropped her from the gang and said that she didn't fit in no more.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Shut up about Charlie. You're upsetting Amber.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- You OK?- Yeah.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I just can't believe Brandon let his mum delete me.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Aw, you must be feeling so terrible.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Group hug.- Ah, poppet.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Actually, there is some important stuff about Charlie and Brandon
0:16:38 > 0:16:40which you should probably know, Amber.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Only problem is, I don't feel I know Saz as well as the rest of you.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48You know, it's a trust thing.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52I only want to tell people that I trust and can feel comfortable around.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54No problem.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57I've got to go toilet anyway.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Well, tell us, then. Is it bad?
0:17:01 > 0:17:05OK. Charlie doesn't really know who the father is.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07There are three possibilities.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Brandon's just the one she likes best,
0:17:09 > 0:17:13but from the dates, it's definitely not his.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Oh...
0:17:15 > 0:17:16my...God!
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Right.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21I've got to stay calm while I consider Amber's next move.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Look, we need to get her to class first.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Oh, my God.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- What day is it, Holli? - Dunno. Tuesday?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I think she's got Textiles next. Room 7G. Help me get her there.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Do you need to go toilet?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I'll tell you the rest at lunch, yeah?
0:17:36 > 0:17:37See you then.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40AMBER: Oh, my God.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Oh, my God!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Oh! My! God!
0:17:45 > 0:17:46BELL RINGING
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Oh, my God.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Brandon actually thinks he's popped Charlie's cherry.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Ha! That ship sailed years ago.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I'm going to have to tell Brandon all of this.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59No, just be cool. It'll all come out in the end anyway.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I can't wait that long.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Not now. This is a bit private.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06So, then Charlie says to Brandon...
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Are you still here?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Saz, grab a seat.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Ruby, shift up.- I'm not saying anything with her here.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Forget it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20I thought we were friends, but it turns out you're just a bunch of giant bitches.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- What's her problem? - You treating her like shit.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27She's got it coming, really. She's got "victim" written all over her.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30She likes maths. That's just asking to get beaten up.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32You couldn't beat up Saz. Saz is a ninja.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35She could ninja you into millions of pieces with a flick of an eyelid.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- We need to find her. - I ain't coming.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- We don't want you to come. - We're Saz's friends.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- I've heard you cussing Saz loads. - Yeah.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Yeah, we can cuss her, but you can't, cos you're not her friend.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Wait up. - No. You're not part of this group.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Good!
0:18:51 > 0:18:55I don't want to be part of the Weirdo Ugly Football Nerdfest group anyway!
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- I thought we were the Sweaties. - I've never been called a nerd before.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Oh, I really need a wee. Wait for me?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I mean, Saz was there for me at my dad's court appearance.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- She cried when he got sent down. - We all did, babe.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20TOILET FLUSHING He deserved it, really, though,
0:19:20 > 0:19:25- making those doggies fight like that. - I suppose.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Did you ever find out where he got hold of that badger?
0:19:27 > 0:19:28MUSIC RINGTONE
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Saz?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35You in there?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Saz?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Maybe she's killed herself.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Saz, have you killed yourself?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- We need to talk to you. - I'm busy.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Are you going number twos?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50I'm eating my lunch.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54I made a big mistake trying to include Ruby in our group. I'm really sorry.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56And so are Amber and Holli.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- And so are Amber and Holli! - BOTH: Oh, yeah, sorry.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Though technically, it was you who stormed out on us.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06But we are really sorry you got hurt.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Yeah, and we've told Ruby to fuck off now.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13So, what did she tell you?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Going to eat that?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Mr Jeffries! Mr Jeffries!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Holli, shouldn't you be in a lesson?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34No, I've got to speak to you now.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Well, I'll see you later when you bring your report card to me, won't I?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Oh, my God, you touched me!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- What?- You touched me.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46I'm nowhere near you, Holli Vavasour. What are you talking about?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- You touched me. On the boob. - HE SQUEAKS
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Right, we take this straight to Miss Jacobs,
0:20:51 > 0:20:55cos I most certainly did not touch you on the part you just...
0:20:55 > 0:20:57mentioned. Or anywhere else, actually.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I've been at least this far away from you the whole time that we've been walking.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Nothing to see, Jake and Ethan! Off you go before you get a detention.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Well, don't matter, cos Big Brother's got the whole thing on CCTV anyway
0:21:07 > 0:21:10so we can definitely prove you touched the boob one way or another, can't we?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Look. Can you keep your voice down?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Yes, of course, we can refer to our, erm...
0:21:16 > 0:21:18What you looking for, sir?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21This is the only corridor in the school with no camera.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yep.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Mr Jeffries. Mr Jeffries!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I know you didn't really touch the boob.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35I just wanted you to know I could learn, you see? This corridor.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37No CCTV and all that.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40I'm not an idiot. I am capable of being educated.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44I know you wouldn't touch a girl's boob. You're gay, ain't you, sir?
0:21:44 > 0:21:47I seen you in the skating rink holding hands with your boyfriend.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Half past three, report card, my office.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52He's quite fit, sir. You've done well for yourself there.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Did you buy him from Russia on the Internet?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- Where's Ruby?- I don't know.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I think she was well nervous about telling her story in front of loads of people.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18You said you could deliver Ruby. We need a bloody victim!
0:22:18 > 0:22:19That's the whole point of this!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22The victim speaks out, we show how you can overcome bullying
0:22:22 > 0:22:23and make new friends and all that shit.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Jesus, Viva! The fucking inspectors are here now.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Just don't make me look stupid.
0:22:33 > 0:22:34FEEDBACK FROM MICROPHONE
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Good afternoon, everyone.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Today we're going to talk about "bullying".
0:22:39 > 0:22:42And I'd like you to meet, er...Viva Bennett,
0:22:42 > 0:22:45who heads up my anti-bullying squad.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Let's hear it for Viva.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49WHOOPING
0:22:52 > 0:22:56We were hoping to be able to tell you the story about a girl here at this school
0:22:56 > 0:22:58who was horribly bullied.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01The bullying took the form of throwing tampons at her,
0:23:01 > 0:23:05throwing a tampon machine at her,
0:23:05 > 0:23:06and of faking up a picture of her
0:23:06 > 0:23:08so that it looked like she had proper wonky boobs.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- AUDIENCE GASPS - This girl was really low.
0:23:12 > 0:23:17But she was fortunate, because a group of girls came to her rescue,
0:23:17 > 0:23:19and even let her join in their football training,
0:23:19 > 0:23:21although she was well dodgy at football,
0:23:21 > 0:23:24and generally stopped her feeling...
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Feeling alone.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Hi, everyone.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36I'm the girl they've been talking about, er...the one who was picked on.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41First and foremost, my boobs are completely normal!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS
0:23:46 > 0:23:53Second, I had a falling-out with my best friend, Charlie.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54It was all my fault.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Um...I was spreading some gossip.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Gossip... - Gossip that...
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- ...definitely wasn't even true. - ...definitely wasn't even true.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Er...but this lot, they're the real bullies here.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09They didn't make me feel welcome,
0:24:10 > 0:24:13and that one called me
0:24:13 > 0:24:15a Boob Nazi.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18AUDIENCE MUTTERING
0:24:18 > 0:24:20I'm just lucky I had Charlie to turn to.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22MUSIC PLAYS
0:24:30 > 0:24:34So, you're saying it was... it was Viva's group that bullied you?
0:24:35 > 0:24:39We take accusations of this nature very seriously
0:24:39 > 0:24:43and will be taking statements from everyone involved.
0:24:43 > 0:24:48In the meantime, Viva, I am stripping you of your anti-bullying council badge.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53The message we'd like you to take away from this, is don't stay quiet.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Speak out against bullies!
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Is there anyone here who'd like to speak out?
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Yes, Carl?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08You're wearing your cap. Caps are not part of the school uniform, you idiot.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12- But I'm allowed. - AUDIENCE GASPS? - She did this to me!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14You deserved it, you little shitbag!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17RAISED VOICES
0:25:17 > 0:25:21The fucking paperwork that's coming out of this shitstorm!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29- FOOTSTEPS APPROACH - It's them.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:36 > 0:25:38How come Ruby has to walk three paces behind,
0:25:38 > 0:25:41like Brandon and Charlie are Prince William and Kate Middleton?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Don't look at them, Amber. - Don't worry, I'm being cool.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Look.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48I'm channelling ice cubes.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:55 > 0:25:57No. Fuck it!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Fuck being cool.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- But you said! - Important advice, Amber.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Do not always listen to my advice.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Yeah?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Not everyone in this school is scared of you.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Me, for example, not scared.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Out of my face, freaky-neaky.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- Not scared. - What do you want? - She's not even having your baby.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42She doesn't even know whose baby she's having.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46It's probably just some random mental's she can't remember, but it's not yours.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48And I got that from someone who knows.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52It's got nothing to do with you, you little nobody ugly person.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Not scared.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Yeah, not scared!
0:26:55 > 0:26:59I'd kick her head in for you, Viva, but I know for a fact there's school cameras at this bus stop.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- This true, hun? - Of course not, hun!
0:27:01 > 0:27:06I'm guessing maths isn't your strong point otherwise you probably would have figured it out by now.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Brandon, come with me, hun.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12My mum wants to take us to late-night shopping, to look at baby buggies.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13OK, hun, but...
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- SAZ:- Don't you want to know who told us? It was your so-called BFF Ruby who told us.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Charlie's a right skank. She's shagged half the school.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Yeah, and you're about the only person whose dates don't fit.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26- You told them that? - No, I... - You've got a fucking nerve.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Not scared.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Oh!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Bitch!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37That's it! Proper!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40# People keep sayin' I'm doin' it wrong
0:27:40 > 0:27:43# But I say it feels all right
0:27:43 > 0:27:45# I really do try, really do try
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# Really do try
0:27:48 > 0:27:51# There's a million things I can change
0:27:51 > 0:27:54# But maybe it's all right
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Cos this is my life This is my life, this is my life
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- # People keep sayin' I'm doin' it wrong- It's gonna be fine
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# People keep sayin'
0:28:02 > 0:28:04# I'm doin' it wrong
0:28:04 > 0:28:06# It's gonna be fine. #