0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains strong language.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# There's a million things That I could change
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# But, baby, it's all right
0:00:16 > 0:00:21# Cos this is my life This is my life, this is my life. #
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Mmm, tropical paradise prom!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30It's going to be so lovely, golden sandy beaches,
0:00:30 > 0:00:32parrots flying through the trees...
0:00:32 > 0:00:34You know it's in the school hall, right?
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Yeah, but they're going to transform it into a tropical paradise.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40It says "tropical paradise" on the poster, in capitals,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43so it will be a tropical paradise.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I hope they get some of them massive turtles.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48What's up with Charlie's gang? It looks like someone's going to smack someone.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Well, if anyone knows the signs, it's you.- It's limo rage.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54They can't get their hands on a limo in time for the prom.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:00:56 > 0:00:58They've all been booked out for months.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00You lot are so lucky you've had me as your prom co-ordinator.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Ours was fully booked and paid for 18 months ago. Oh, yeah.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07We are very grateful for all you've done, Amber.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10There's a lot more work still to do.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Can we just brainstorm tans a minute?- Brainstorm tans?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Yeah, for my spray tan.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17What do you reckon to this colour?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- VIVA GIGGLES - What the fuck?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- This?- Again, what the fuck?
0:01:24 > 0:01:25This.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I mean, it's supposed to be tropical.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Nice. Roast beef colour.- Mmm. I'm hungry.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Look, Saz, over there, it's Gabriel.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40It's really weird. If he likes me, why doesn't he talk to me?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44He doesn't know that you know he gave you a 10 out of 10 for hotness in that experiment.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I'm going to ask him.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48He could be my date for the prom.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50If he wants to go prom with you,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52find out what he's wearing so you can co-ordinate.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54It's important.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58And Saz, be tactful, be subtle,
0:01:58 > 0:02:00don't just come straight out and ask him.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Hey, Gabriel.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Hi.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Heavy bag. That bag you're carrying looks really heavy.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11What you got in there, a dead body?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13SAZ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Just joking, why would you have a dead body in there?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18You're not a murderer, are you? Though how would I know?
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- I guess if you was a murderer you'd be keeping that information on the down low.- I'm not a murderer.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24So!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- You're in Viva's psychology group. - Yeah.- Do you like psychology?- Yeah.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28- Did you give me a- 10? What?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32In that experiment you and Viva did, rating people out of 10, did you give me a 10?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36We kind of eliminated everyone else, it's this big mystery,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38who is the strange person who gave Saz a 10
0:02:38 > 0:02:41and could he be her perfect date for the prom?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Sorry, I'm probably being scary, aren't I?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48No, don't go.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I did give you a 10.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- I think you're amazing.- Me?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Really? Amazing?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59In what way? I mean, it's always nice to hear the details, isn't it?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01I'm kind of putting you on the spot now, aren't I?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- But what about me is so amazing, exactly?- You're different.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Different. You mean weird?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- No, I just think you're interesting. - Interesting.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10You mean weird.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13You're kind of...aloof?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Aloof?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Am I?- Yeah! And, and gorgeous.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21So yeah, you scored a 10.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- PHONE RINGS - Sorry.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Hi, Mum. Yeah. No, no, I won't forget. I've got to go.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Do you want to go for some chips some time?- Definitely, yeah.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Yeah, no, all right...
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Aloof!
0:03:36 > 0:03:41With her date, Gabriel, Saz walk into the prom, aloofly.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42When?!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54We need to talk.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Jess Carter's got chicken pox.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh, poor Jess. That's such bad luck.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01One day she's got a perfect complexion
0:04:01 > 0:04:03and is about to be crowned Prom Queen,
0:04:03 > 0:04:07the next she's an infected polka dot mess who's ruined it for the entire school.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09You do know it's not actually her fault.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Jess was heading up my decorations team for the prom committee.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Oh, no. Anna, I'm really late... - And I need to replace her...
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Well, I'm really late for, um, something.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20I need you to do this, Viva. Prom is only a few days away.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- No! I don't want to.- I told your dad you were helping out.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Ah, he's so proud of you stepping up.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I'm not stepping up!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28I'm stepping away.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Away from you!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32As fast as I can!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34If you don't do this, the prom will be a disaster
0:04:34 > 0:04:37and you will have ruined everybody's special day.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Wow. That is low.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh, I can go a lot lower than that.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Don't forget, I'm your boyfriend's boss.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Fine! I'll do it.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- What's the budget?- Ah, there's been a bit of glitch with the budget.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I've had to spend shitloads on security.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57After the Winter Wonderland when Benjamin Wheeler trashed the Snow Queen's palace
0:04:57 > 0:05:00and tried to stab his ex with an icicle, I'm not taking any chances.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04I've got six guys from G4S in hula skirts and it don't come cheap.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06So what's the budget?
0:05:06 > 0:05:07I can give you 20 quid.
0:05:07 > 0:05:0820 quid?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11You can't even get your nails done for 20 quid.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Though, if you promise you'll go for a drink with the manager, you get the staff discount.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- I don't know what to do. - If you give me a tenner,
0:05:17 > 0:05:22- I can get you any amount of coconut and pineapples from Fruity Fred from the market.- Tropical fruit?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- That's actually not a bad idea, Holli.- Give us the tenner, then.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Yes! I've done it.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I've done it.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- I've got all the money.- For the pineapples?- For the pawn shop,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- to get my mum's jewellery back. Before Dad gets out.- Yay!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- What about my coconuts and pineapples? - I'll get them free off Fruity Fred.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- When's your dad coming out? - Five days' time.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Tomorrow I'll get back the jewellery and when my dad comes out...- Aw!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47He'll see her in all her rings and bracelets and stuff.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Yeah, she likes to wear 'em all at once. Though she don't half rattle.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Well done, Holli.- Go, Holli. - You worked so hard for this.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57It's not just about the jewellery.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59When my dad comes home...
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I don't want him to know how bad things got.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- HOLLI SNIFFLES - Are you OK?
0:06:07 > 0:06:08She's crying.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Is anyone else surprised Holli's mum's jewellery is worth anything? - Saz!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Do you reckon her dad stole it? - Ssh!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16HOLLI BLOWS HER NOSE
0:06:17 > 0:06:21# La la la la la la la
0:06:21 > 0:06:24# La la la la la... #
0:06:26 > 0:06:29So, how long have you been thinking I'm amazing and aloof?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Ever since I noticed how shiny your shoes are.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- I think you and me are the only people left who clean our shoes. - Yes!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37How do people manage to live their lives in dirty shoes?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38I just don't know.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42So if you think I'm so amazing, how come you never talked to me?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I study violin and piano.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I'm the 9th best junior cyclist in the UK
0:06:48 > 0:06:50and I've just taken four A-levels.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52There's been no room for girls.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Not even girls with shiny shoes.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58So, you're some sort of uber boy.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00And you like me?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I'm pretty normal, really.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05It's just I've got a pushy mum who makes me do stuff. Too much stuff.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08What about this Friday?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Will you go to the prom with me?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Well, my mum wants me to stay in and study for my violin exam,
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- but maybe I could... - Come on, it's your prom!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Also, me and my friends have got a massive pink limo.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- It's going to be sick. You can come with us in our limo.- A limo?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I've never been in a limo before.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28You should see it, two flatscreen TVs, amazing sound system,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30crystal glasses, leather upholstery
0:07:30 > 0:07:33and there's a spectacular lighting system.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34- You're not epileptic, are you?- No.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36It sounds incredible.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I'd love to come with you.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Put it in your diary. You don't want to forget.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43But I need to talk to my mum first.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Don't let a bossy woman ruin your life, Gabriel.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49You're coming, it's settled.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Aw, that is sad.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Someone's pawned their saxophone, it's like they've traded their dreams for cold hard cash.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Cold hard cash is better than dreams any day.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Oh, my God, there's so much!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Yep, £600 of lovely, lovely money.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Can I touch it?- Sure.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08- Can I smell it?- Yeah.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09AMBER SNIFFS
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- It smells a bit of KFC. - There was a sauce leakage incident in my bag.- Oh!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Can I hold it?- No.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Well, can I take a picture with it? - OK.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Let's take a selfie. - You're an idiot.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- It even tastes a bit of KFC. - That's enough.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- No licking.- OK, but one more, I want to look sexy.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Urgh!
0:08:40 > 0:08:43It's going to look so rubbish.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45My star decoration is a paddling pool
0:08:45 > 0:08:47pretending to be the Pacific Ocean.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- Most people's just going to get loaded before they get there, they ain't going to care.- Rocky!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52People will care.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I'm going to be really honest with you, Viva, the guys will not care.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- The guys just want to touch a girl's breasts.- That's so cynical.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02There are lots of boys going who want to celebrate their school achievements.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I'm going to share some secret boy wisdom with you now, Viva,
0:09:05 > 0:09:07the guys want to celebrate by touching a girl's breasts,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- and if they're lucky, move on to her vagina at the after party.- Rocky!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13It's true! You know I'm coming after party, right?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16I don't want some drunken school boys near my fiancee.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19You'd still be a schoolboy too if you hadn't dropped out.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Yeah, but now I'm a worker.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I'm an earner, I'm a man.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26A man who needs to remember to buy more nappy rash cream before the shops shut.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29What's all this shit?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Jeez, is this shit supposed to be tropical shit?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Rocky, please tell Miss Hitchcock
0:09:33 > 0:09:36that if she'd like to take over the Prom decorations
0:09:36 > 0:09:37that would be great.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39- Tell her!- Seriously?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43You want me to do that thing where you pretend you can't talk directly to her and I have to repeat it
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- and then she replies back to me and then...- Tell Viva this stuff looks like a health hazard.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Tell Miss Hitchcock that I need a budget...- Tell Viva...
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- DOORBELL - You guys are doing this wrong! You have to wait for me to say it!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56HOLLI WHIMPERS
0:09:56 > 0:09:59It's all my fault! It's all my fault!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Holli's lost all her money and it's all my fault!- Amber!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- What happened?- We got mugged.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06We was doing selfies with the dosh
0:10:06 > 0:10:09and we was holding a big bundle of money
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- and, one minute and the next it was gone.- All of it?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Except for £10.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- HOLLI CRIES - I'm really sorry, hon.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Poor Holli.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Why was you taking photos?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21For Instagram! It was my stupid idea!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Holli tried to catch the mugger but he was too fast
0:10:24 > 0:10:26and when she realised she couldn't catch him,
0:10:26 > 0:10:30she started banging her head against the window of Carphone Warehouse
0:10:30 > 0:10:34and then she started making that King Kong noise she makes when she's really upset.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36You can see the mugger's hand in this photo.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Urgh. Look at his dirty, horrible finger nails.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41You got 812 likes on Instagram.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44812?
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Really?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Already?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49That does make me feel slightly better.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50DISTORTED SOUND
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Holli.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55We had a whip round.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- We got £80.- You could get a bit of the jewellery back.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Before your dad comes out? - Your mum's wedding ring?
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Don't talk to me, Amber.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05This is all your fault, you and your stupid selfies!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I wish this coconut was your head!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I'm really sorry, Holli.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I bet your dad won't even notice she hasn't got her jewellery on.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17And if he does, he won't even mind.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18The important thing is he's coming out.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Viva, shut up.- Sorry, I was only...
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- You think you know everything. You don't know what's important for MY family.- Let's go.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I think Holli wants to be alone with her coconuts.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Are those my coconuts, Holli?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Cos I do still need them for prom.- Have 'em.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Have the fucking coconuts, I still need to pick up the fucking pineapples!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- They're all a bit rotten looking. - How do you think I got them for free?!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Can you two help me get these back to my flat?- I will.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49I can't. I've got to go high street. I'm getting my spray tan done.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Can I have a go with a coconut?
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Just one.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01How can you miss a whole building?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13RUMBLE OF THUNDER
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Step six.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Mmm, do something complicated with the leaves,
0:12:23 > 0:12:24wait for leaves to dry.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Oh! Hi, Anna.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29It smells terrible in here.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- What is that smell?- Glue?
0:12:31 > 0:12:35My sweat? Ingratitude? Rotten pineapples?
0:12:35 > 0:12:36It's making me gag.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- I made a palm tree! - Oh, yeah, a tree. Cool.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- How many are you going to make? - Well, this took me about three hours so...
0:12:47 > 0:12:50It's going to look pretty unimpressive on its own, Viva.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Probably need about 20 to make any impact.- 20?!- More if you like.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58I'm going to have an early night.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01BUZZING FLIES Urgh, all this rotten fruit's attracting flies.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03You wanted a tropical atmosphere.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Nothing says tropics like a cloud of flies.
0:13:06 > 0:13:0825 five palm trees would be great.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Fuck your stupid palm trees.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Maybe 30.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Hey, Dad.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- What's that?- It's a stupid palm tree for a stupid prom.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Palm trees aren't stupid.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31They give food,
0:13:31 > 0:13:32they give shade,
0:13:32 > 0:13:34they hold up hammocks.
0:13:34 > 0:13:39The world would be a better place if we were all a bit more like a palm tree.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Are you on something?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43I did inhale a lot of chemicals at that last kitchen fire.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Silly woman.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Her love of tequila slammers
0:13:47 > 0:13:51and deep-fried Mars Bars is going to be the death of her.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53That's, that's a good palm tree.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56It's palmy.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Tree-y.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Do you really think so?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02It reminds me of Jamie, when he dyed his hair green.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05If I had a beer, I could totally believe I was in the Seychelles.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Aw, Dad.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09You're just saying that...
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Hang on, that's your way of asking me to get you a beer, isn't it?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21It's good to see you and Anna collaborating on these prom decorations.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24There was a time I thought you would never hit it off.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27You must be really stoned on kitchen chemicals.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28We're not working together.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- She's a monster. - But Anna loves you.- No!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Dad, she hates me. - You're just tired.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Come on.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38She can stick her 30 palm trees up her rear end.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41She's so weird, she'd probably like it.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57That's better.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Dad must've done it. - Ah, that explains it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02They're actually quite good.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06You had one job, book the limousine, and you messed up.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Our limo's a ten-seater and there's only four of us.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Maybe we can invite them all to come with us.- What?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14And then tell them it was a big joke.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Hey!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21What's up with your face?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Ah, does it notice? - No.- Yes.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- I look like I've got a skin disease, don't I?- Yes.- No.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Is this what lepers look like? - Definitely.- No.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31But on the plus side you're so well camouflaged no-one will notice you.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34It rained on me. I'm being punished for what I done to Holli.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37This'll cheer you up, Amber - Charlie's been going crazy again.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39They're all blaming each other for not sorting their limo.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Mify slapped Macy so hard, one of her false eyelashes flew out
0:15:43 > 0:15:44- and embedded itself in Madonna. - We are lucky
0:15:44 > 0:15:46we had you to organise us, Amber.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49It feels good to know that one thing is going to be perfect.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51ARGUING
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Unless, the three of us, for Holli's sake...
0:15:54 > 0:15:56to raise money for Holli...
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- No.- ..make the ultimate sacrifice. - Viva, no.- You mean...
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Yes, Amber.- Become prostitutes. - No!- No!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07She's talking about selling our limo hire to Charlie's gang.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09It's the obvious thing to do.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12We could raise money for Holli, and if they're desperate
0:16:12 > 0:16:14they will pay top dollar to get their hands on our limo.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17I'm not doing it. In fact, I'd rather be a prozzy.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- Sell our limo hire to Charlie? What?- Yes, Amber.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Make some other arrangements to get there or get my dad to drive us if he's not working.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Or if we're really stuck, get the bus.- The bus?
0:16:27 > 0:16:32- Yes, it's a perfectly acceptable way of travelling.- In our gowns?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35With our hair done? And our high heels? And our make up all perfect?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Get on the stinking horrible bus with some crackhead
0:16:38 > 0:16:41and his crack pipe and his Mighty Bucket of Wings?!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Yes. It needs to be a group decision.- I'm not doing it.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46And I'm not doing it, so it's two against one,
0:16:46 > 0:16:49so that's that, the group says no, let's change the subject.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Hang on a minute. - I'm not changing my mind, Viva.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54The only reason Gabriel is coming to the prom with me is the limo.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57I told him all about it. He's really excited.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00If we haven't got the limo he's going to dump me before anything even happens.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05Amber, it might make you feel less guilt about losing Holli's money.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Guilt's not that bad. It's just a feeling.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09It's not a great big, long, pink car.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Remember Holli's poor little face as she smashed those coconuts
0:17:12 > 0:17:15against the wall pretending they were your head.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Yes, but...- Don't listen, Amber. She is trying to get into your head and mess with your mind.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Don't worry, Saz, she won't. Mentally, I'm like Fort Knox.
0:17:23 > 0:17:30Holli worked so hard for that money. And now she's in bits, broken, gutted, her life in ruins.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I just don't know what's going to become of her now.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35And it's pretty much all your fault.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38But you could make it right.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Shut up, Viva.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41ARGUING
0:17:43 > 0:17:44I do want to make it right.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Why have you always got to interfere?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48It's called doing the right thing.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- Yes. I wanted to do the wrong thing. - I bet someone will give us a lift.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Well, if we are going to throw away our one chance to
0:17:57 > 0:17:59arrive in style and show everyone in this school how amazing we are,
0:17:59 > 0:18:02plus destroy my relationship with Gabriel
0:18:02 > 0:18:04then I will be the one to do the negotiating.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09- Fine.- So we're selling our limo hire?- Yes, Amber.- Ohhh!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- Weirdo alert!- What?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Don't stand too close to us we don't want to catch weird-itis.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Oh, OK, I was going to tell you about a limo that might be available,
0:18:24 > 0:18:26but if you're going to be rude...
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- No, wait, wait.- Nah, I don't want to do business with you.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- I think we'll keep that lovely limo for ourselves.- Saz, please?
0:18:35 > 0:18:40- I'm sorry.- You're a total bitch, aren't you? Say it, Charlie.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43I'm a total bitch.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Yeah.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50So easy - had 'em over a barrel.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52They're paying twice what we paid. We can give Holli all the money.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56I love you, Sazzy. That's brilliant. That's amazing.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I want to change my mind. I want the limo back.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Can we have the limo back?- No.- No. - Ohhh...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14You missed leavers' assembly.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Didn't feel like seeing anyone. - We brought you this.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- There was one too many. - I don't want it.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Holy shitting fucking shit.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- I need to go pawnshop. Now. - We'll be your bodyguards.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- So, have you decided what you're wearing to prom?- Yeah, about that.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Remember I said I needed to talk to my mum?- Yes.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- I'm really sorry, Saz, but I can't go.- No! This can't happen.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53You can't dump me before we've even had a proper date.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55I'm not dumping you. And we're kind of having a date now.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58It's the limo hire. You found out that we haven't got the limo.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00God, why did we sell our limo hire? Why?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- I don't care about the limo. - Of course you do.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Who wouldn't want to travel in a 23ft-long pink car
0:20:05 > 0:20:07with a party pole installed in it? No-one.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08I don't know what a party pole is.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10It's a pole in the middle of the car.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12You can do pole dancing as you go along.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- I wouldn't want to pole dance. - Not you, me!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I didn't mention it before - I was saving it as my big surprise.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- I would've been very surprised. - Got my routine down.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- You wouldn't believe how tight my core is.- Actually I would.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29I know what's going on! You're going with Charlie, aren't you?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Course I'm not. This is about my mum - she's says I've got to
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- stay home and practise for my violin exam.- Your mum?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Yeah. I told you, she's pushy. And a bit scary.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- Why don't you just lie to her? - I don't really do that.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47I do. All the time. My parents think I'm national schools judo champion.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- I can't lie.- It's easy, you just say you've sprained something.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54It'd have to be my bow wrist or even just a finger.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56That's irrelevant. I can't lie.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- Way to destroy my fairy-tale ending.- Saz!- Goodbye, Gabriel.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Good luck with your violin and your cycling and your piano
0:21:03 > 0:21:05and your A-Level results.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08And good luck finding a girl who puts up with your mum bullshit.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I guess I wouldn't be lying if I really did have a sprained finger.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- But you haven't.- Haven't I?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33CRUNCHING Owwww!
0:21:33 > 0:21:38Oh, my God!- That is so romantic.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43- You must really like me.- I do.- And this means you can come to the prom.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- And I won't have to lie to my mum. - I'm going to teach you how to lie,
0:21:46 > 0:21:48so you won't ever have to hurt yourself again.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Probably also have to get you trained in Photoshop. - I think it's broken.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Aaagh!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...
0:21:58 > 0:22:00PROM DAY!
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- It's finally here... - And I have a date! Woo-fuckin'-hoo!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Hoo-fuckin'-ray! Hoo-fuckin'-hoo! You-fuckin'-me! Me-fuckin'-you!
0:22:07 > 0:22:13- Gabriel Hart! Gabriel Hart!- Are you drunk, Saz?- I'm drunk on love, guys.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14More like vodka and cherryade.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Right, a quick run-through of my Five Hours To Go check list.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- When do we put our outfits on? - Do you mean gowns?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Because if you mean gowns, not for four hours.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Do we have to call them gowns?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Yes, we do, Holli, because I'm chief prom princess
0:22:27 > 0:22:30and my rule 27 was that we call our dresses gowns
0:22:30 > 0:22:34and when I sent you the terms and conditions you all ticked accept.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- OK, so five hours to go, what's next?- Leg check.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- I'm going to check for smoothness. - Jesus! Really!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Viva, eight out of ten.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Holli...
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- Ooh, nine!- Get off me.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Saz.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53Oh, Sazzy,- this stubble will ruin the line of your gown
0:22:53 > 0:22:56and be a potential snag hazard for any passing sequins.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57KNOCKING
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- Who is it?- It's me with your delivery.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Come in- . Bacon sarnies for the prom princesses.- Right on time.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Thank you, Rocky.- And there's also someone to see you, Saz.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- Do you like it? - I love it.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Thank you.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28My legs feel funny.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Now he's got to go. Rule 68, Saz - no male visitors.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I've got the best boyfriend.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Ever. Hic!
0:23:35 > 0:23:38I want to look like a hot Medusa with serpents coiled
0:23:38 > 0:23:41around my head, twisted and twined like some crazy powerful goddess
0:23:41 > 0:23:45of kinky sex, cos something tells me I'm going to get lucky tonight.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- She wants it up. - I want it down. I want it sexy.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52And she wants it done in less than 15 minutes or there won't be time for my hair.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I want to look like this. That's how it looks now.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Yeah, that's how I like it. I want to look like myself.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59She likes looking boring.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02OK, first, have you seen Rapunzel?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Never mind - I've done a moodboard. Rocky! Moodboard!
0:24:06 > 0:24:11I'm thinking soft, elegant curls. My headpiece, please, Rocky.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I've got a job I need to do now, Amber.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17My hair should take about an hour so as long as you're back by then.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's a disaster.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22What's wrong?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- A page got stuck. - Did we forget something?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Still got two hours to go. We've still got time.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30We were meant to start a fitness routine six months ago.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33We all forgot to lose a stone and get fit and get plenty of rest.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Have a Smirnoff Ice.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Oh, my God, you're all bloody? Are you OK?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- I'm fine, it's all good. - Have you been in a fight?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Do NOT get blood near the gowns. - Chill.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- They're in the wardrobe - I looked at Amber's Instagram,
0:24:46 > 0:24:48the selfie you took of the mugger's hand.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50He had a tattoo - of a scorpion, between his thumb and his finger.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54I spoke to Matt, from Matt's Tatt Shack, where I got my ink done, and he knew who it was.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57I went over to his place and scared the living shit out of him.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Your dad kind of helped. And we got your money back.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Now who's got the best boyfriend?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17First up, Miss Saz Kaur,
0:25:17 > 0:25:19looking incredible.
0:25:27 > 0:25:32And may I introduce to you Miss Holli Vavasour, looking amazing.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Nice gown.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Miss Hitchcock, are you crying? - She is crying.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I'm not crying, you idiots. I'm allergic to pineapples.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51I think we all are now.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Next up, Miss Amber Dean, looking stunning.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- How much did all that cost you? - About 1,000 altogether.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04That's more than some wedding dresses.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06This is more important than a wedding dress, Saz.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10I might have loads of weddings. But I'm only ever going to have one prom.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12And now, finally,
0:26:12 > 0:26:16may I present to you Miss Viva Bennett looking totally beautiful.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- And very, very shaggable.- Rocky!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I'm very proud of you girls.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- What do you think, Jamie? - About what?- About Viva, of course.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35What about Viva? She going out or something.
0:26:35 > 0:26:40- They're going to a prom, you idiot. - Oh, prom. That stupid prom thing.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44It's just one big pointless consumerist jizz-fest.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48OK.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50They look quite pretty.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52For lesbians.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Jamie Elijah Martin Luther King Bennett,
0:26:56 > 0:26:58they look like fucking supermodels.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Even Saz. And you know it.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02OHHH! It's time to go!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- The car won't start. - OK. Don't panic.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Nobody panic. Nobody panic and nobody cry.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13We're not going to cry, Amber. There's always buses.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Do not say buses. If you say buses I will cry
0:27:16 > 0:27:18and I can't cry cos I've got all my make up on.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Seriously, babe, is there no way? - It's dead.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22AAAAAGHHH!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24(Please don't make me take the bus.)
0:27:24 > 0:27:28MUSIC: Eez-Eh by Kasabian
0:27:48 > 0:27:54# It's gonna be fine
0:27:54 > 0:27:58# It's gonna be fine
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# It's gonna be fine... #
0:28:03 > 0:28:07- Have a good time, girls. - We will, Dad. We will.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# People keep sayin' that we're doin' it wrong
0:28:09 > 0:28:12# But I'd say it feels all right
0:28:12 > 0:28:16# I really do try really do try really do try
0:28:18 > 0:28:20# There's a million things I can change
0:28:20 > 0:28:24# But maybe it's all right
0:28:24 > 0:28:28# This is my life, this is my life, this is my life
0:28:29 > 0:28:32# People keep saying you're doing it wrong
0:28:32 > 0:28:35# People keep saying you're doing it wrong... #