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0:00:29 > 0:00:31We're here! We're here!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34She's having it! She's having it!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Right away! Emergency!
0:00:36 > 0:00:41- She's in the front.- Come on, love. You'll be all right, love.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Oh... That was very close.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Look at the state of that.
0:00:47 > 0:00:52- Oh! Are you all right, Frank? - I'm feeling a bit dicky myself.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59- Ah, Mr Spencer, how are you feeling now?- I'm much better, thank you.
0:00:59 > 0:01:05Good. Now, would you move your car? It's in a private parking space.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Yes. Yes, of course. ..Are you doing anything?
0:01:09 > 0:01:14- What do you want?- I wondered if you'd sit beside me in the car.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Do me a favour.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- I beg your pardon? - It won't take long.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I can't do it on my own, see.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Men!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29You never stop thinking about it!
0:01:32 > 0:01:39And to think I used to regret staying single! Sometimes you realise just how lucky you are.
0:01:39 > 0:01:46- Why? What's up?- That man out there. His wife is a sweet young thing expecting her first baby.
0:01:46 > 0:01:52- And he wanted me to...to go outside with him!- He didn't?!- Yes!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00He's still examining her.
0:02:00 > 0:02:06I suppose if she has it, she'll be in here a few days, won't she?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I won't know what to do with myself.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Are you doing anything for a few minutes?- I'm married!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- So am I! - Do you want me to call the matron?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I don't care. Anyone will do!
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Get out! Get out and go and move your car!
0:02:28 > 0:02:33I can't! I haven't passed my test. That's why I want someone with me.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38Shouting at me... I'm on the National Health!
0:02:38 > 0:02:44- Oh, Doctor! When's the baby coming? - In about eight days! It's cramp!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Is that all?- Yes! I'm annoyed. - It's not her fault!
0:02:48 > 0:02:54With YOU, man! I will not have the hospital continually disrupted!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56This is the fifth time this week!
0:02:56 > 0:03:03Two of those were trial runs. I wanted to see how long it would take me.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08Can't you tell cramp from labour pains?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Well, I got confused.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14The cat's expecting as well.
0:03:15 > 0:03:21I know it doesn't mean a lot to you, but I don't know what to do.
0:03:21 > 0:03:27That's quite clear. Take your wife home and we'll get back to order!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Here! Dr Boil!- Boyde!
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Dr Boyde. Could I have a word with Dr Stratton while I'm here?
0:03:35 > 0:03:40No, he's gone fishing. He'll be here next week. Don't worry.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45- I should have news about Cleopatra by then.- I thought it was Betty.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51That's my cat.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Oh, God! Please, don't let me be here when he comes again!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Please, don't let me be here!
0:04:05 > 0:04:10I always park here! Can't that damn fool read?
0:04:10 > 0:04:18- His wife was just about to have a baby.- He's been here five times! How many babies is she having?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21- Take it easy, take it easy.- Yes.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36- Excuse me. Would that be your vehicle?- Yes.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Would you mind moving it, please? I can't get mine out. ..Thank you.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08That was all your fault! You shouldn't have been so...
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Oh. Beg your pardon, Lord Vincent.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Nasty.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- Oh...- Betty, we'd better sit near the door, just in case.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- In case of what? - In case we have to leave in a hurry.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29It's not due for another week.
0:05:29 > 0:05:36- You can't be sure about these things.- If the doctor says it's due next Friday, it's due next Friday.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41I know you're a bit nervy. I'll make you a cup of tea.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45I just wish people would stop fussing over me.
0:05:45 > 0:05:51I can't help it. I'm very worried about my hereditary tendencies.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53These things run in the family.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58- What things?- The Spencers haven't been on time for five generations.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03I'm from a long line of early babies.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07My grandfather was early, mother... I was very immature myself.
0:06:07 > 0:06:12- Didn't you get to the hospital? - Not until the evening.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15My mother had me in the afternoon.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19She was at the pictures watching a John Wayne film.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- What happened?- I don't remember.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I think he got killed in the end.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33What happened when you were born?
0:06:33 > 0:06:38- The manager came round with a hosepipe.- A hosepipe?!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40He thought the place was on fire.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45The whole thing was badly handled. The projectionist sounded the alarm.
0:06:45 > 0:06:51Luckily, the ice cream lady knew a bit of first aid.
0:06:51 > 0:06:58- It must have been awful, Frank. - Yes, it was.- But now the doctors know more about it.- Yes.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00But it leaves you worrying, Betty.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03I'll go and wet the tea for you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:08- You must stop worrying, Frank. - You call out if you need me.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Frank!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- TEAPOT SMASHES - What do you want?!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17No sugar for me.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21- No sugar?- No.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Betty?- Hm?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Have we got another teapot?
0:07:30 > 0:07:35Oh, honestly, Frank! It's one thing after another!
0:07:35 > 0:07:40- You shouted at me. Sit down. - What are we going to do?!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I don't know. ..Yes, I do.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45We'll just have to have coffee.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50Oh, Frank, I'm sorry. I get so depressed.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52It's worrying about the baby.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57You mustn't. It's the best hospital the National Health could buy.
0:07:57 > 0:08:02I want nothing but the best for you, Betty.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05You've been very good to me, Frank.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08You've been very good to me, too.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, that'll be Dr Smedley.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21- He said he might pop in.- Good. He can have a look at my rash.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26Frank! He's calling as a friend. I must make myself presentable.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Yes, go on.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Good morning.- Good morning.
0:08:32 > 0:08:37- I thought I'd look in to see how things were.- She's not too good.
0:08:37 > 0:08:43- She keeps crying.- I told you to expect that. She's emotional.
0:08:43 > 0:08:51- I haven't been too well myself. - Your old trouble?- Yes. I think all the worrying brought it on.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56- In your case, anything brings it on. - Hello, Doctor. Nice of you to call.
0:08:56 > 0:09:02- I just wanted to see how you were. - Oh, fine. - All the arrangements are made.
0:09:02 > 0:09:09There is one thing. Frank wants to be there when I have our baby.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Do you think that's wise?
0:09:14 > 0:09:21- We can't be separated. It's our big day. We've been looking forward to it, haven't we?- Mm.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26- I would like him to be there. - Oh, very well.
0:09:26 > 0:09:31- Could you stay for some tea? - Coffee.- Well, just a quick cup.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36- Oh, I'd like to show you something. - Frank, no! I told you not to.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Not that, it's something else.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Oh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:51That's my bell! It's my early warning system.
0:09:51 > 0:09:57If she gets her contractions, I can hear her. Even from the garden.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02- Yes, I can quite believe it(!) Is that it?- No, something else.
0:10:02 > 0:10:10- This is just in case they get the babies mixed up at the hospital. - They won't. Be certain...
0:10:10 > 0:10:15When I was born, my father took me back twice before he knew who I was.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19They can tie these to the baby's legs.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24"This belongs to FW Spencer. Medium size, do not boil."
0:10:24 > 0:10:28My mother made them years ago for my gym vests.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34- Here we are.- After your coffee, could you run me to church?
0:10:34 > 0:10:41- Oh, very well. - I haven't been to confession today. Father O'Hara might worry about me.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49- Dr Smedley, I wondered what your first name was.- Does it matter?
0:10:49 > 0:10:56It's the baby, you see. She wanted to call him after me, but one Frank was enough.
0:10:56 > 0:11:03- More than enough.- And I don't want to call him after relations because it could cause jealousy.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08So I thought we might name him after a friend.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11But we don't have too many friends.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16Well, the milkman comes in sometimes for a little chat,
0:11:16 > 0:11:20but I don't really want to call him after him. People might talk.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25Well? You're a sort of friend of the family, aren't you?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Oh, I see. My name.
0:11:28 > 0:11:33- Well, my father was a seafaring man. Ship's surgeon, you know.- Nice.
0:11:33 > 0:11:40I was called after a famous British admiral. There it is on my case. HSS.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Not Hornblower?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49No! Horatio.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Horatio...
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Spencer.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Hmm!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01What's your middle name?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Sidney.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Well...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Yes...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13We'll let you know, then.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oh, here's the church.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21The Immaculate Conception.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- It is 48 hours since my last confession.- 24.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Are you sure?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Quite sure.
0:12:37 > 0:12:45- I don't usually come on Wednesday, cos it's closed.- The House of God is never closed.- The fish shop is.
0:12:46 > 0:12:53- I usually pop in here after I've done my shopping, but... - Yesterday was Thursday.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Oh, yes. By the way, who does your cleaning?
0:12:58 > 0:13:03- I beg your pardon.- Sweeping up the church. Is it Miss O'Connor?
0:13:03 > 0:13:11- Well, yes, my housekeeper does... Does this have any bearing on your presence here?- Not really.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16- I just wondered if she'd come across any haddock.- Haddock?!
0:13:16 > 0:13:23Only, on Tuesday when I was in here, my bag broke. When I got home, I was a couple short.
0:13:25 > 0:13:32Mr Spencer, will you kindly remember to leave your shopping outside the confessional?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35It gets rather hot in here.
0:13:35 > 0:13:41- People have noticed a rather strange smell.- Oh, she did find it, then?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Please remember where you are.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48- I'm sorry, Father. - Now, have you something to tell me?
0:13:48 > 0:13:53- Well, you know all the sins I told you about yesterday?- Yes, my son.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Well, I done them again today.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Plus, three new ones.
0:14:00 > 0:14:05Two about you-know-who and one impure thought about Miss O'Connor.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07What?!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10About my housekeeper?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I couldn't help it, Father.
0:14:12 > 0:14:19- I'm very disappointed in you. - I have tried.- He who thinks evil is as bad as he who does it.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Mm. Not quite as bad, though, eh?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Quite as bad.
0:14:24 > 0:14:30- Worse.- Well, I know envy is a sin... - Is it Mr Smith again?
0:14:30 > 0:14:35Mm. I can't help it. It's just that I can't get any money
0:14:35 > 0:14:42- and I can't stop these wicked thoughts. I've tried the football pools.- Greed, my son.
0:14:42 > 0:14:49Yes, I know, but it's not just for me, it's for Betty. She's never had a fur coat.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54It makes me feel a failure. Mrs Smith, she's got everything.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I think that's all.
0:14:56 > 0:15:04- For these and my other sins, which I cannot now remember, I am truly sorry.- Isn't there something else?
0:15:05 > 0:15:10- I don't think so.- Something you've forgotten to tell me.- About what?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12About my housekeeper, Mr Spencer.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15You had an impure thought.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17I'd rather not talk about that.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- You must.- Well...
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I thought she'd pinched my haddock.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Mr Spencer!
0:15:30 > 0:15:34In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Te absolvo.- Thank you.
0:15:37 > 0:15:43- Say three Hail Marys and four Our Fathers. - Oh! That's a bit harsh!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Father?- Yes, Mr Spencer?
0:15:47 > 0:15:53- I did want a word about my baby, about the christening.- Oh, yes.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Do you know when?
0:15:55 > 0:16:03- As soon as possible. Time is of the essence.- You've decided on a name? - No, that's another problem.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07I don't really wanna call him Frank or Horatio.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Why not choose a saint's name? Peter, Paul, Matthew, Mark?
0:16:12 > 0:16:18- Catherine, Cecilia...- You can't call your son Catherine Cecilia.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23- When I said a boy, that was wishful thinking.- You don't have a son?- No.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- You have a daughter?- I'm not sure.
0:16:26 > 0:16:32- You must know if it's a boy or a girl!- We have to wait.- What for?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Until the baby's born.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40Your baby isn't born yet?! Why waste my time?
0:16:40 > 0:16:45- It's enough to try the patience of a saint.- I can see you're tired.
0:16:45 > 0:16:50I'll leave you on your own with your own private thoughts.
0:16:50 > 0:16:55- I may not be in tomorrow if the baby's born.- Good, good.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59But if nothing happens, I'll see you, same time, same place.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Heaven forbid!- Say one for me!
0:17:15 > 0:17:20Frank, it won't get any smaller, just because you keep looking at it.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30It's gone all the way round the back now.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35My mother said that if both ends join up, you drop down dead.
0:17:35 > 0:17:42That's an old wives' tale. A rash won't kill you. It's the worry that brought it on.
0:17:42 > 0:17:47- You had one before our wedding. - Yes, I did. I'd a lot of worry then.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Don't start any serial stories.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Not with the baby.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Anyway, everything's under control.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59You've been wonderful, Frank.
0:17:59 > 0:18:04I don't know how I could have managed it without you.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Well, you couldn't, could you?
0:18:09 > 0:18:14No, I mean the way you've looked after me and kept the place tidy.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17I've just done my best, that's all.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19My mother always said,
0:18:19 > 0:18:22"If you do your..."
0:18:23 > 0:18:25What is it, Frank?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I was just thinking about my mother.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36If she was here, she'd be a grandmother, wouldn't she?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40That would have been nice.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48If it's a girl, we'll name it after her.
0:18:50 > 0:18:55I never really thought about it being a girl.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Dr Smedley's an Horatio Sidney.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- I don't really care for that!- No.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08I think his father had a thing about sailors.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Oh...- You feeling tired now? You'd better get your head down.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Come on. That's it. And don't worry.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23You've another eight days yet.
0:19:23 > 0:19:28If anything does happen, I've got my routine written out. All done.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33There is nothing to worry about. I'm in charge. Right.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Good night, Frank.- Night now.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Dr Boyde, you made it a long day.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Yes. And do you know why?
0:19:46 > 0:19:51They want me to bring my holiday forward a week, starting tomorrow.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Don't you mind?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Mind? You must be joking!
0:19:56 > 0:20:01The next time Mr Spencer comes in with one of his false alarms,
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I won't be here!
0:20:03 > 0:20:08I won't be here! Oh, happy day!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Oh, happy, happy day!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Oh... Frank?
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Wake up.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Frank! Please, wake up.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Another half an hour, Betty... - Oh, no!
0:20:32 > 0:20:37- Betty! What..? It's gonna happen...? It's not?- It is!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Not now?- It is.- Oh, my God!
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Have you got them?- I don't know... - Get out of bed!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47No, don't get out of bed. Stay.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50First, I'll get my routine.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Number one - get out of bed!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Not you, not you!
0:20:55 > 0:21:00I'm out of bed. Two - get dressed. Dressed, Frank! Where's my things?
0:21:00 > 0:21:05I don't know where my things are! Where's my trousers?
0:21:05 > 0:21:10- You pressed them.- I couldn't. The iron blew up!- Under the mattress.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Under the mattress? ..They're not.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Where did you...? I've got 'em!
0:21:15 > 0:21:23- What do I do? I don't know what to do!- What did you do yesterday? We've done it time and time again!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25I've never done it at night!
0:21:25 > 0:21:30- Here's my jacket.- Ohhh...! - Oh! Was that one of them?- Mmm!
0:21:30 > 0:21:35My routine... One, two, three - count the contractions.
0:21:35 > 0:21:41- How many have you had?- I don't know. Every few minutes.- Not good enough.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46I've got to have ultra-preciseness! Time them for me! Time them!
0:21:46 > 0:21:51- One, two, three, four...- Come on, count!- I am.- What time is it?
0:21:51 > 0:21:59- Half past two.- Half past two?! The hospital will be closed! - Oh, Frank! They don't close!
0:21:59 > 0:22:04Get out of bed! No, wait. I'll telephone. Stay there. Don't move.
0:22:04 > 0:22:09- Betty, what's the hospital? - The number's on the pad!
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Where's the pad?- In the kitchen!
0:22:12 > 0:22:17- I know where that is! - Hurry, Frank! Oooooh!- Oh!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Telephone!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Get off of me!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32DOG BARKS
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Get off there! Don't you do that!
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Get off! Tell me! Where's the pad?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I've got it!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Ooh!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Yes, all right. I'll tell him.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Oh, Dr Boyde?- Hm?
0:22:54 > 0:22:59I've an odd message. Does the name Spencer mean anything to you?
0:23:05 > 0:23:10It's all right, Betty. Everything's under control. Give me the case.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14Take deep breaths, keep your legs together.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16The door! Where's the key?
0:23:16 > 0:23:21The key? Where is the key? I put it in the potting shed!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Why?- I didn't want burglars!
0:23:24 > 0:23:30- Well, how did YOU get in? - I got in... The kitchen! The back door!
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Keep your tummy out, knees together.
0:23:34 > 0:23:39- Deep breaths.- Where's the back door key?- It's...- Where did you put it?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- I put it somewhere for safety. - Where?- I hid it.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48- Where have you put it? - In the tea caddy.- Where's that?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I threw it out the window.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Why?!
0:23:54 > 0:23:58There was a dog doing a whoopsie on the dahlias.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01We'll have to have our baby here!
0:24:01 > 0:24:06No, you won't! Think! Think! What am I going to do?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- The window!- No! ..The window!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Come on. I'll give you a leg up.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Not me! You go out! - Me, yes.
0:24:15 > 0:24:20It's a good job I was here or you'd never have got to hospital at all!
0:24:23 > 0:24:27What IS the matter? You've delivered a baby before.
0:24:27 > 0:24:34Not his! Something's going to go wrong. I have this feeling of doom!
0:24:34 > 0:24:39- He should be here by now. - 2.45! It's another false alarm.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Or another trial run - by moonlight!
0:24:42 > 0:24:48Well, it's not happening again. I'll transfer him to another hospital.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51You can't - he's not a patient.
0:24:51 > 0:24:56- Well, he WILL be! - She's had five in the car!- Five?!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Contractions! Come on, quick!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Call Dr Stratton! Hurry, girl! Quick!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- He's still on leave.- What?!
0:25:06 > 0:25:11- I was supposed to have him here! He's booked!- Call somebody else!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13No, don't panic. I'm here with you.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- You are not!- I am! He said I could be here.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22- Stratton's not here. I am! - It's in my contract! No me, no baby.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- Gentlemen, look!- Betty!
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- I told you to wait! - ..Have you got one?
0:25:32 > 0:25:37- Yes, Sir John Gifford.- Sir John! Right, get me an anaesthetist.
0:25:37 > 0:25:42- Call Sister Jones or scrub up yourself!- I'd better scrub up, too.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44What?!
0:25:44 > 0:25:49- Get your clothes on, man!- I've got to be there for the operation.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53I've got smuts all over me from outside.
0:25:53 > 0:25:58- You are NOT going in there! - I want Frank!- I'm here, Betty.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01I want Frank to be with me.
0:26:01 > 0:26:06- There.- Very well, Mrs Spencer. If you want. Take her upstairs.
0:26:07 > 0:26:12- This is the real thing, isn't it? - Yes.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Come on.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Mr Spencer, come back...!
0:26:25 > 0:26:27No, I don't want to miss anything.
0:26:27 > 0:26:34- Are you the one that's doing it? - Don't touch me, you fool! Take that mask off!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36You!
0:26:36 > 0:26:41- Sir John, this is the patient's husband.- My car!
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I'm sorry about that.
0:26:44 > 0:26:49- You can borrow mine while I'm in here for a couple of days.- Get out!
0:26:49 > 0:26:56- I'll see you later.- What's he talking about?- Attending the delivery. I couldn't put him off.
0:26:56 > 0:27:03Keep him out of MY way. You're responsible for him. My God, my beautiful car!
0:27:06 > 0:27:10All right, Mrs Spencer. You're doing fine.
0:27:10 > 0:27:15- He's very good.- Just a few more minutes.- He knows what he's doing.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- Shut up!- What?- Not you, sir.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- Keep your mind on the job. - Yes, keep the talking down.- Oh...
0:27:26 > 0:27:31- What's he doing now?- If you stood a bit nearer, you'd be able to see!
0:27:31 > 0:27:36- Would you like your husband to hold you?- Mm.- Go on, go on.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Not her leg, you fool!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Bear down, Mrs Spencer. Bear down.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Well, give her some encouragement!
0:27:44 > 0:27:49- You told me not to talk! - Say something now!
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- Shall I hold your hand, Betty?- Mm.
0:27:51 > 0:27:56- That's it.- Get closer. She won't bite you.- Right.
0:27:56 > 0:28:01- Would you like to talk?- Of course not!- One more effort, Mrs Spencer.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05That's right. Push down. Push down.
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Push down, Betty! Push down!
0:28:08 > 0:28:10One last effort!
0:28:10 > 0:28:15That's it! That's it! It's coming! It's coming, Betty!
0:28:15 > 0:28:22- Go on!- I can see it's coming! Let go of my arm! - Keep pushing!
0:28:22 > 0:28:27That's it! Keep pushing, Betty! Don't give up now, Betty!
0:28:27 > 0:28:31Look! Look! It's got the Spencer nose!
0:28:31 > 0:28:36- Look at my nose! - Will you get out of my way?!
0:28:36 > 0:28:41- But look at that nose! And it's got hair, beautiful hair.- Stand back.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Oh, look at that!
0:28:44 > 0:28:46It's a big one, isn't it?
0:28:46 > 0:28:51Look, Betty! Look what a big one it is!
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Oh, Betty!
0:28:53 > 0:28:56It's a boy! I've got a boy!
0:28:56 > 0:28:58It's a GIRL, Mr Spencer!
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Well, what's that, then?
0:29:04 > 0:29:08That is the umbilical cord!
0:29:08 > 0:29:12Ooh, I say! It was going on and on.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14Well, Mrs Spencer...
0:29:14 > 0:29:17We've done it, Betty!
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Mrs Spencer, you have a daughter.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22I've got a daughter.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45I'm a success.
0:30:19 > 0:30:24Subtitles by Greig Forbes, Subtext, for BBC Subtitling - 1999