0:00:02 > 0:00:03This programme contains strong language
0:00:03 > 0:00:06and scenes which some viewers may find upsetting.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'It's Ian. Your future brother-in-law.'
0:00:09 > 0:00:10I'm here for the stag.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14'For 2K all-in, we're guaranteed a weekend's worth of pure man shit,
0:00:14 > 0:00:15'my friends.'
0:00:15 > 0:00:18River says no. There'll be no hunting this weekend.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Now, hang on, matey. - What are we paying you for?
0:00:21 > 0:00:22THUNDER RUMBLES
0:00:22 > 0:00:24ALL: To the kill! The kill.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26THUD, SQUELCH
0:00:26 > 0:00:27Aitken?
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Argh!
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Shit!
0:00:30 > 0:00:35Whoever finds him shouts to the other one, we meet back here.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Aah!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Wendy.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Oh, God.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43If only Christoph was here, he'd know what to do.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45He's not here, is he?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- COSMO:- 'I'm as broke as it comes. The others,'
0:00:47 > 0:00:49they talked me into sinking all my cash
0:00:49 > 0:00:52into some stupid offshore scheme in Guernsey.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Come on, Neils!
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Run!
0:00:59 > 0:01:00GUN COCKS
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oh...
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I'm going to enjoy this.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11WIND WHISTLES
0:01:19 > 0:01:21MUSIC: Nothing Ever Happens by Del Amitri
0:01:25 > 0:01:27What the bloody hell's that?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# And by five o'clock Everything's dead... #
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Hey!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38What the bloody hell are you playing at?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Get off the track - you want to get yourself killed?
0:01:42 > 0:01:43# ...Sleep in their beds
0:01:43 > 0:01:46# Like the doped white mice in the college lab... #
0:01:55 > 0:01:57THUNDER CRASHES
0:02:00 > 0:02:03CLOCK CHIMES
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I'm going to ask you one question.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16And you're going to give me a straight answer.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20What have you done...
0:02:20 > 0:02:22with Katie?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Who?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27My bitch.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30My dog!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I don't know, I mean, we couldn't care less about your dog.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36I mean, I...
0:02:36 > 0:02:38We like her,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40but we don't know where she is, currently.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Do we, guys? No.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm going to ask you one more time.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- What have you done with my dog? - OK, now, listen...matey.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Killing any more of us,
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I mean, it's not going to prove anything, is it?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58I think you've made your point.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, we all know what's going on here, don't we?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03I mean, these guys work in banks.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06I mean, they earn more in an hour than you do in an entire year.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07But they pay less tax!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09And you resent them for it.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12And they get that.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13We know where you're coming from.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15But enough now.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Seriously.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Having said that...
0:03:33 > 0:03:38..if there genuinely is no changing your mind,
0:03:38 > 0:03:42could I just point out that I, myself...
0:03:42 > 0:03:43KETTLE WHISTLES AS IT BOILS
0:03:43 > 0:03:45..do not work in the City.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Um, I'm a television executive.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49One of the good guys.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50A grafter.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Fill it.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Right, here's what's going to happen next.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20I'm going to take my Land Rover and I'm going to find my dog.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25Then I'm going to come back here and take care of you.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35The cap's a bit loose, be careful.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44DOOR SHUTS
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Right, fuck this for a game of conkers, I'm off.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55He just told us not to go anywhere.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Exactly.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59And trust me, the second that tartan psycho finds his pooch,
0:04:59 > 0:05:00he'll be back to butcher us all.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03If he was going to kill us, he would have done it just then.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08The man has Aitken hanging up in his kitchen.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11I mean, think about it - who else has Ledge pissed off
0:05:11 > 0:05:12since we've been here?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I mean, who else owns a harpoon?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Let the twat go, that's what I say.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23"I'm just a TV exec. Kill them, not me."
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Last chance.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Fine.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Your funerals.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44DOOR SHUTS
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Wait, Cosmo!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55You can't just leave.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Not like this.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00If you're right and he's the killer, then...
0:06:00 > 0:06:01we're dead.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04If you're wrong, you are.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09You've known these guys for years.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You can't just not say goodbye.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Your cummerbund's upside down.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28You might want to get inside.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Yeah.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43There.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03OWL HOOTS
0:08:04 > 0:08:06GROANING IN DISTANCE
0:08:25 > 0:08:28STONES CLATTER DOWN HOLE
0:08:47 > 0:08:49FAINT SPLASH AND HISS
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh, what the hell.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Shit!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Oof! Urgh!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17I'm not sure we should, to be honest.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21That looks like an expensive bottle. We don't want to piss him off.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I think that ship might have sailed.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48To Aitken.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51To Wendy.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53To Neils.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55To Cosmo.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Well, it's pretty likely.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Ahh...
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Yes?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Nothing, it's just...I just noticed
0:10:14 > 0:10:16that you didn't put your little finger up.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- I'm sorry?- Your pinkie.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- It wasn't perky. - He's right, you know.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21So, that's a forfeit.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23ANGUS GIGGLES
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Trousers down...
0:10:25 > 0:10:27drink what's left!
0:10:28 > 0:10:29What, all of it?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- "Finish", it says here. - If it flows, it goes.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Fine.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36THEY LAUGH
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Rrr!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44HEAVY KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Maybe Fatty lost his nerve.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50(Maybe Grumpy found his dog.)
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Maybe it's the Fear Mor?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54HANDLE RATTLES, DOOR BANGS
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Positions!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14This is my space! Go!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS
0:11:58 > 0:11:59CLICKS AGAIN
0:12:20 > 0:12:21FLOORBOARD CREAKS
0:12:21 > 0:12:22- Huh!- Ah!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- Mex!- Aaiii!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Aargh!
0:12:27 > 0:12:28G'day, boys!
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Argh! Christ!
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Ian!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Christoph, are you OK?
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Christoph?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39What the actual fuck?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44It's a fork.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05HE STRAINS
0:13:05 > 0:13:06HE PANTS
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Hnnn! Still got it. Ahh!
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Yeah, still got it.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15'I'm so sorry about your arm.'
0:13:17 > 0:13:20How did you know we were here?
0:13:20 > 0:13:22That is a very good question, Mex.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24That is very pertinent indeed.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I sent you the e-mails.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27- Hm, did you? - Yes.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Did you? - Yes.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Did you?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I thought I did.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35But did you?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Or did you just try and cut me out,
0:13:37 > 0:13:39like you normally do, by sending them to my Hotmail account?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42The one you know I haven't looked at since 2002.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43You don't look at your Hotmail account?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Well, you know, whatever.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50It's fantastic you found us, buddy.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53How did you find us, by the way?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55It wasn't easy.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I had to get a cab all the way from Glasgow, didn't I?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01The cab driver was in a foul mood the whole way,
0:14:01 > 0:14:02because A, he's Scottish...
0:14:04 > 0:14:05..and B, he'd only just got back
0:14:05 > 0:14:08from dropping off some ponce in a dinner jacket.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'm so sorry about your arm.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Yeah, you said.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Taxi!
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Taxi!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Wait, please, driver.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Yep.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41DOOR OPENS
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Whoo!
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Fulham Palace Road, please, mate.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00You, er...
0:15:00 > 0:15:01might want to reset that.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I've only just got in.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Friend.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Hey.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Hey!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11HORN HONKS
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oh, God.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22HORN BLARES
0:15:31 > 0:15:34HORN BLARES
0:15:48 > 0:15:49HORN STOPS
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Eurgh! Oh, God.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Fuck!
0:16:26 > 0:16:27ENGINE STARTS
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- MUSIC BLARES - Ahh!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33# Nothing happens at all
0:16:33 > 0:16:36# The needle returns to the start of the song
0:16:36 > 0:16:39# And we all sing along right before... #
0:16:40 > 0:16:43WHEELS SPIN
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Oh, come on!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Really? Really?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06# Closed-circuit cameras in department stores
0:17:06 > 0:17:09# Shoot the same movie every day
0:17:09 > 0:17:12# And the stars of these films neither die... #
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Argh!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Ah, ah, aargh!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Ahh! Ahh!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22THUD, CAR STALLS
0:17:25 > 0:17:27IGNITION FAILS
0:17:29 > 0:17:32ENGINE SPUTTERS AND DIES
0:17:44 > 0:17:47HE PANTS
0:17:47 > 0:17:50So tell me a bit more about this bloke.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52This gamekeeper.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Saying he's got a harpoon? - And a shotgun.- And a crossbow.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59And we've got to assume he's got a rifle. The man's a huntsman.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02So he'll have binos, he'll be carrying a blade,
0:18:02 > 0:18:03that's an absolute given.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05He's got a Land Rover.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06He's in a ute.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08And he's got beef.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Significant beef with you lot.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13He's bound to.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17So the killer is armed, dangerous
0:18:17 > 0:18:19and he's specifically told you
0:18:19 > 0:18:21he's coming back here to take care of you.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Do you want to fill me in, if it's not too much trouble,
0:18:26 > 0:18:28on the thought process behind
0:18:28 > 0:18:30actually waiting for him to get back here?
0:18:34 > 0:18:38SAT NAV: Continue for 16.4 miles and bear right onto the...
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Yeah, all right, mate.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Keep it down.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48TWIG SNAPS
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Turn around where possible.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Turn around where possible.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Turn around where possible.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01HE YELPS
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Oof!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34SOFT BARK AND GENTLE WHIMPER
0:19:38 > 0:19:39SOFT WHIMPER
0:19:39 > 0:19:42'OK, we plunder this joint for anything useful.'
0:19:42 > 0:19:46I'm talking about waterproof clothing, fresh socks, food, fluids.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I cannot overemphasise the need to have dry feet
0:19:49 > 0:19:51and hydration in terrain such as this.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Why are you talking like you're in charge all of a sudden?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I'm best man here, mate.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00I didn't want to have to be the one to say this, Ledge, but...
0:20:00 > 0:20:01you left me no choice.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03You've led our friends into harm's way.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08No-one's going to think any less of you if you just...
0:20:08 > 0:20:10do the decent thing and step aside.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12It's what everyone's thinking.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20If you've got cage fighting gloves,
0:20:20 > 0:20:22now would be a good time to put 'em on.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28We leave here at sunrise. That's in less than an hour.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Dick.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38DOG WHIMPERS
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Hands in the air.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I can't.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Now.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53I can't.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56DOG WHIMPERS
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Brave girl.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03- Oh...- Uh-duh-duh-duh!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05First-come, first-served. Go on.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Hey!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22What's that in there?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Ordnance Survey.
0:21:34 > 0:21:381:25,000 scale, it's like the Bible.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Geography teacher.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41There.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43That's a phone box.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48That's a public ruddy phone box.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Boys...it's time.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02GAS HISSES
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Come on, boys. Let's do it.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43The secret to covering territory is a steady rhythm.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Your boot heels should be striking the ground twice a second,
0:22:46 > 0:22:48every second. Win the land.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Did he just say, "Win the land"?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I feel so much safer now Christoph's in charge.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- LEDGE:- I don't know what the hell this shirt thinks it's made of.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Bastard's at least 60% evil.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16All right, boys, we're four miles shy of the phone box.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Not too shabby. Have we got some shrapnel for when we get there?
0:23:19 > 0:23:22999 is free... you Neanderthal.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25What if they don't pick up? Eh?
0:23:25 > 0:23:26What then, best man?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28What if who doesn't pick up?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30It's not one guy sitting there, on his own.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31999 isn't his extension.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Is that your angry face? Are you angry at me?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Or angry at yourself because you can't think of a comeback?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Whoa, guys, stop!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48We stick together, right?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50We get to the phone box together
0:23:50 > 0:23:52and then no-one has to talk to anyone else ever again.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Animal.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Her wee bottle's in my jacket there.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23She can wee in a bottle?
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Oh.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Mm-hm.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Um... Listen...
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I just wanted to say...
0:24:39 > 0:24:44I am so sorry that I thought you were responsible for all this.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Whoever that's doing it certainly wants it to look that way.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53No, we should have listened to you from the get-go.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Stayed on the other side of the bloody river.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Well, if you'd have done that, you'd never have found her.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05What do you think hurt her?
0:25:07 > 0:25:08The Fear Mor.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15HE LAUGHS
0:25:15 > 0:25:18No, I'm only kidding!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Oh!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22She probably caught herself in one of my snares.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24These woods...
0:25:27 > 0:25:28..they're full of traps.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Yeah.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Tell me about it.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36How much further?
0:25:38 > 0:25:43Going to cross that gully, over that scrub and down into those woods...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45All-in, we're looking at about four miles.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Four miles? You said that about five miles ago.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49What, you got a fucking trundle wheel?
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Why do we have to do all that?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Why do we have to go through the woods at all?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Cross that ridge and we'll be about a mile away,
0:25:57 > 0:25:59we can be there in half an hour.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Would you boys allow me to point out a very simple fucking fact?
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Is that OK?
0:26:03 > 0:26:06If we head up over that ridge, we're betraying our position.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08We're advertising our whereabouts.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12And if that's what you want, if you want a fucking harpoon in the face,
0:26:12 > 0:26:15then by all means, go for your life.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17But if you prefer your faces unharpooned then you stay with me.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20You stick with old Chris.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I said I'd get you out of here and I will.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25It's a question of trust.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27PHONE BEEPS AND VIBRATES
0:26:32 > 0:26:35PHONE BEEPS AND VIBRATES
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Jamie and Tamara have had their baby.
0:26:49 > 0:26:518lbs 4oz.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Not a bad weight.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54You've got a fucking phone?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Come off it, it had no signal.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Besides, I can't be the only one. Where are your phones?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01We put them all in a carrier bag...
0:27:01 > 0:27:03and then lost them.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Well, that was stupid. What did you do that for?
0:27:05 > 0:27:06One bar.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09If that.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12That's because we're standing in an effing ditch.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I'm sick of walking and my nipples are stinging like shit.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17I'm taking this phone up that hill.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20It's the quickest way home and I suggest you all join me.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23They're not going anywhere, mate.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Really? Shall we ask them, shall we?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Mex, buddy, let's do this.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Ian...mate...
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I know we've had our banter,
0:27:36 > 0:27:39you overheard me saying you look like Sandi Toksvig.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Uh, I didn't hear you say that.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Oh.
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Let's just put it behind us.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Because this makes sense.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Whatever happens, I'm sticking with Angus, so...
0:27:52 > 0:27:54What, Johnners?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Johnny boy? John Travolta?
0:27:56 > 0:27:57- Ledge...- John the Baptist.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59..before you get into all the nicknames...
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Jon Bon Jovi?
0:28:01 > 0:28:03..this group of mates has always stuck together.
0:28:03 > 0:28:08Whatever's happened, you know, wherever we've gone.
0:28:08 > 0:28:09If we lose that, then...
0:28:10 > 0:28:12..we lose everything.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15I love you, buddy, but...
0:28:15 > 0:28:17we're nearly there, you know,
0:28:17 > 0:28:19we've got to stay as a group on this one.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21OK?
0:28:34 > 0:28:35Guys, come on.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40Oh, bugger!
0:28:53 > 0:28:55Can't say I'll be sad to see him go.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17THUNDER RUMBLES
0:29:28 > 0:29:30DOG BARKS
0:29:47 > 0:29:49DOG WHIMPERS
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Good girl, good girl.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21Where'd you learn to do that?
0:30:21 > 0:30:22Great Dane taught me.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27She'd have died.
0:30:31 > 0:30:32I'd have drowned myself in the loch.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36No question.
0:30:39 > 0:30:40Anyway...
0:30:40 > 0:30:42you want to come inside for a wee dram?
0:30:42 > 0:30:45I've got a single malt that's been waiting...
0:30:46 > 0:30:49..25 years for an occasion such as this.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Um...
0:30:51 > 0:30:54- I should really get going.- Oh.
0:30:54 > 0:30:55God knows how.
0:30:56 > 0:30:57Och...
0:30:59 > 0:31:00..here.
0:31:08 > 0:31:10Angus...
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Angus, I'm not sure about this.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Bad things happen when we go into the woods.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17Ian, relax, we're in safe hands.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19I don't think we are in safe hands.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21I think we might be in dangerous hands.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24Ian...what are you saying?
0:31:26 > 0:31:28OK, look...
0:31:28 > 0:31:31whatever was happening yesterday hasn't been happening
0:31:31 > 0:31:32since Christoph showed up.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Where has he been for the past day? How did he really find us like that?
0:31:35 > 0:31:38Why didn't he check his phone for signal at the hut
0:31:38 > 0:31:39or while we were walking?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41Or ask us about our phones before we found his?
0:31:41 > 0:31:43And why the hell has he got a knife?
0:31:43 > 0:31:44He's got a knife?
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Yeah. In his underpants.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50Look, I know he's your friend and everything, but...
0:31:50 > 0:31:53you've got to admit, he's a bit creepy.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55He's not creepy, he's just...
0:31:57 > 0:31:58..Christoph.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Christoph?
0:32:08 > 0:32:09Chris... Christoph?
0:32:12 > 0:32:14I'm going back for the others.
0:32:14 > 0:32:16And you're coming with me.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19In case we get hungry.
0:32:21 > 0:32:22Where'd you get that?
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Not from a fucking deli.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30'How did you and Christoph meet, again?'
0:32:30 > 0:32:32Are you old school friends?
0:32:32 > 0:32:33No.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36He came along later.
0:32:37 > 0:32:38Met him on our gap year.
0:32:38 > 0:32:42It was meant to just be the two of us, AJ and the Legend touring Oz.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46Then we met Crocodile Dumb-dee in Bondi
0:32:46 > 0:32:47when we were trying to score some blow.
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Haven't been able to shake the prick since.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51He's like knotweed.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Been trying to cut him out of stuff for years,
0:32:53 > 0:32:55but he just keeps popping up.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57No idea what Johnners sees in him.
0:32:57 > 0:33:00He even tried to get him into the Guernsey scheme.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02I said, there's no way that sofa-surfing pleb
0:33:02 > 0:33:04has 200K lying around.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Whoo!
0:33:07 > 0:33:09Anyway...
0:33:09 > 0:33:12for some reason, the guy just does not like me.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18'Well, she's got half a tank of diesel in her.'
0:33:19 > 0:33:22Just keep heading west, you'll hit the road for Pitlochry.
0:33:24 > 0:33:25Come with me.
0:33:26 > 0:33:27No.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31I built that bothy with my father.
0:33:32 > 0:33:33Married Jill here.
0:33:35 > 0:33:38Nursed her through her final few days.
0:33:40 > 0:33:45No, I'm not leaving, not a chance.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49You don't turn your back on the important things.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51What if the killer comes back?
0:33:52 > 0:33:55He'd better hope I'm not in.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Hey, um...
0:34:00 > 0:34:05We...were meant to have one each, but...
0:34:05 > 0:34:07Well, it's not going to happen, so...
0:34:30 > 0:34:32HE STRIKES MATCH
0:34:36 > 0:34:39BIRDS TAKE OFF, CAWING
0:34:40 > 0:34:42What the hell did that sound mean?
0:34:42 > 0:34:44It means let's keep moving.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47Who's the gamekeeper now?
0:34:47 > 0:34:49HE LAUGHS
0:35:12 > 0:35:14What the hell?
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Mex!
0:35:25 > 0:35:29BARKING
0:35:39 > 0:35:41It's OK.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43It's OK, come here.
0:35:43 > 0:35:44Come on.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Oh...
0:35:57 > 0:35:58'What did you do?'
0:36:00 > 0:36:03The man had an ashtray in the middle of his kitchen table.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06When you boys told me he was running around killing everyone,
0:36:06 > 0:36:07I left the gas on.
0:36:07 > 0:36:09You know what they say -
0:36:09 > 0:36:10smoking kills!
0:36:11 > 0:36:13- Jesus, Christoph.- You murdered him.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15He's the murderer, mate.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17I'm just the judge and executioner.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19And you boys, well...
0:36:19 > 0:36:21- you're the jury. - We weren't unanimous!
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Some of us think...
0:36:26 > 0:36:29..some of us think the killer might still be around.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44The forest ends just there.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47300 yards beyond that line...
0:36:47 > 0:36:49that's the phone box.
0:36:49 > 0:36:50That's your call home.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54You boys could be back at work first thing Monday morning.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Foreign investors' lunch at Mirabelle.
0:36:57 > 0:37:02- Mm-hm.- Testing Year 9s on the mountains and rivers.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05All we've got to do now is sit tight and wait for nightfall.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07- What?- Eh?
0:37:07 > 0:37:08Set up camp.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Lie low. Refuel.
0:37:10 > 0:37:12Shall we do that...
0:37:13 > 0:37:15..after the phone call?
0:37:15 > 0:37:17The phone box is in open ground.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19It's a sniper's wet dream.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23In fact, you'd be hard-pressed to find a better spot for an ambush.
0:37:23 > 0:37:27If you're saying that the killer might still be at large
0:37:27 > 0:37:29and that you made a dreadful mistake
0:37:29 > 0:37:32by pointing your finger at the poor gamekeeper
0:37:32 > 0:37:34then we've got no choice but to wait for darkness.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Darkness is our only friend.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39You...
0:37:39 > 0:37:40dig a hole for a fire.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45And you...
0:37:45 > 0:37:46collect wood.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49What will you be doing?
0:37:51 > 0:37:53I'm going to peel me a fox.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57I can't believe we climbed up here.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59It's pretty steep.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02We won't be going down.
0:38:03 > 0:38:04This is the end for me.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08I'm going to die alone.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10We're all in the same boat, Ledge.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12No, we're bloody not.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Everyone else has a reason to run.
0:38:19 > 0:38:20Johnners has that Fran chick on the go.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Cosmo's busy ballsing up something
0:38:24 > 0:38:26he actually wants to do with his life.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30Christoph's on permanent half-term.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32As for the others...
0:38:32 > 0:38:34at least they left a legacy.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36I mean, even Wendy...
0:38:36 > 0:38:38OK, so he had zero property to his name,
0:38:38 > 0:38:40but at least he had a family.
0:38:42 > 0:38:43The point is...
0:38:44 > 0:38:46..you and me, mate...
0:38:49 > 0:38:50..we're single...
0:38:52 > 0:38:54..we've wasted our best years in the City.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58Whether we're together or not...
0:38:58 > 0:39:00we're dying solo.
0:39:05 > 0:39:06May I?
0:39:16 > 0:39:18You've achieved stuff.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21Senior risk analyst for Europe at 29?
0:39:22 > 0:39:24You've always had the latest Audi TT.
0:39:24 > 0:39:28And what about that Emma girl, what's happening there?
0:39:28 > 0:39:29She's pregnant.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Well, that's...
0:39:31 > 0:39:32good...
0:39:32 > 0:39:33isn't it?
0:39:34 > 0:39:36If you love her.
0:39:36 > 0:39:37It's not mine.
0:39:39 > 0:39:41Oh, she did a test?
0:39:41 > 0:39:42She didn't need to.
0:39:43 > 0:39:45She should have a test.
0:39:47 > 0:39:48Put it this way, buddy...
0:39:50 > 0:39:53..I'm not exactly going to be having kids of my own.
0:40:01 > 0:40:02Well, buddy...
0:40:03 > 0:40:07..for a somewhat different reason, I probably won't, either.
0:40:13 > 0:40:14You're...?
0:40:23 > 0:40:24Ledge...
0:40:26 > 0:40:29..I want you to stop calling me the Mexican.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33From now on, I'd like you to address me as...
0:40:35 > 0:40:37..Hitesh.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44You can't just make up your own nickname, mate.
0:40:44 > 0:40:45That's not how it works.
0:40:57 > 0:40:59Do you want me to dig you a grave, too?
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Or shall we just spoon?
0:41:01 > 0:41:03(Look, here's what I don't get.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05(If you were so worried about...
0:41:05 > 0:41:08(then...why didn't you go with Ledge?)
0:41:10 > 0:41:11Because I made a promise.
0:41:13 > 0:41:14To my sister.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17I said that I'd stay with you.
0:41:17 > 0:41:18Take care of you, have your back.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22OK...
0:41:22 > 0:41:24While we're making promises, how about this?
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Next time his guard's down, I'll get his knife,
0:41:26 > 0:41:29you cover me with that...
0:41:29 > 0:41:30Not bad.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33- You'll need some paper, start the fire...- Yeah.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now, steady on. That's illegal.
0:41:39 > 0:41:40Burn it.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42That stuff's worth nothing out here.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44This land...
0:41:44 > 0:41:45this situation...
0:41:45 > 0:41:47it's one great leveller.
0:41:47 > 0:41:48It's every fucker for himself.
0:41:51 > 0:41:54Oh, save a note each, to snort through.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57You boys are playing catch-up!
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Might want to get some camo on.
0:42:29 > 0:42:30What did you give him?
0:42:30 > 0:42:31I don't know.
0:42:32 > 0:42:35Guy at Glasgow station just called it a pick 'n' mix.
0:42:37 > 0:42:39He's better off asleep anyway.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41They all are.
0:42:41 > 0:42:44These people are worthless, Ian.
0:42:44 > 0:42:46They call themselves friends,
0:42:46 > 0:42:49take you for a pint at the King's Road,
0:42:49 > 0:42:52promise to cut you in on their deals...
0:42:52 > 0:42:53their investments.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56"Oh, yeah, we'll sort you out, mate, yeah.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58"Chat to Wendy, he'll run the numbers."
0:42:58 > 0:43:00It's the old school network, mate.
0:43:00 > 0:43:01It's who you know.
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Turns out the people I know...
0:43:05 > 0:43:06people I took to be my mates,
0:43:06 > 0:43:09are nothing but disrespectful, disloyal,
0:43:09 > 0:43:12self-serving, materialistic cocks.
0:43:12 > 0:43:14If that's how you feel then...
0:43:14 > 0:43:16why come?
0:43:16 > 0:43:17To end it.
0:43:19 > 0:43:20To bow out in style.
0:43:22 > 0:43:25One last weekend of carnage.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32'Maybe I could move here and raise goats.'
0:43:32 > 0:43:34- Oh, God.- No, I'm serious.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37Like my grandad did in the mountains of Gujarat.
0:43:37 > 0:43:39- Herding's in the blood.- Mex!
0:43:46 > 0:43:48What do we do? Wave or hide?
0:43:48 > 0:43:51I mean, that's the gamekeeper, right?
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Look, there's a tree near the bottom.
0:43:57 > 0:44:00We run, we keep running,
0:44:00 > 0:44:03we go either side of that tree,
0:44:03 > 0:44:05we break each other's fall.
0:44:05 > 0:44:06- You understand?- Yes, mate.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08- And you're up for it?- No, mate.
0:44:08 > 0:44:10Don't let me stop you.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12No, I can't!
0:44:12 > 0:44:15It doesn't work unless we both do it.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17That's how we get out of this!
0:44:17 > 0:44:18OK?
0:44:26 > 0:44:28Three...
0:44:28 > 0:44:30two...
0:44:30 > 0:44:31one...
0:44:31 > 0:44:34BOTH YELL
0:44:35 > 0:44:37'It's your turn.'
0:44:39 > 0:44:40No. It's...
0:44:40 > 0:44:42I'm fine. Thank you, though.
0:44:42 > 0:44:43It's your turn.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47- I don't mean to sound ungrateful... - Then take one.
0:44:47 > 0:44:48No.
0:44:48 > 0:44:49- Take one.- Don't want to.
0:44:49 > 0:44:51It's a stag do.
0:44:52 > 0:44:56Take a pill, then we're going to do some Charlie,
0:44:56 > 0:44:58then we're going to eat that fox.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05There you go, mate. There you are.
0:45:08 > 0:45:11- There you are.- Ahh!
0:45:11 > 0:45:13There you go. Eh?
0:45:13 > 0:45:15Feels better?
0:45:15 > 0:45:17What will happen now?
0:45:17 > 0:45:20- I don't know. It's a pick 'n' mix! - HE LAUGHS
0:45:34 > 0:45:37BOTH GROAN
0:45:42 > 0:45:44Hold on.
0:45:44 > 0:45:45HE STRAINS
0:45:48 > 0:45:50Aagh!
0:46:00 > 0:46:01Where are the others?
0:46:01 > 0:46:03LEDGE YELPS
0:46:09 > 0:46:11Cosmo! You selfish shit.
0:46:12 > 0:46:14It's great to see you.
0:46:14 > 0:46:15The rest?
0:46:15 > 0:46:17They went with Christoph.
0:46:17 > 0:46:18Christoph's here?
0:46:18 > 0:46:20He showed up in a taxi.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23HORN BLARES
0:46:26 > 0:46:27It's not cooked.
0:46:29 > 0:46:30Sly bastard's still pink.
0:46:32 > 0:46:33SNORTS
0:46:35 > 0:46:36COUGHS
0:46:36 > 0:46:38Come on, Angus.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Wakey-wakey!
0:46:40 > 0:46:42You're missing the adventure.
0:46:42 > 0:46:46We're still out in the woods, just killing shit for a laugh!
0:46:46 > 0:46:48GROANS
0:46:48 > 0:46:52I mean, that's what you're into, isn't it? Eh?
0:46:52 > 0:46:55Putting innocent creatures through unnecessary pain?
0:46:55 > 0:46:57"Oh, yeah, Christoph's all right, yeah.
0:46:57 > 0:47:00"No, Christoph's good for a crack, we'll hang out with him for sure.
0:47:00 > 0:47:03"But when he actually comes all the way to London,
0:47:03 > 0:47:05- "we'll just drop him like a sack of shit."- Urgh!
0:47:05 > 0:47:07Just chill out, Christoph, deep breaths,
0:47:07 > 0:47:09don't let him mess with your melon...
0:47:13 > 0:47:15- IAN YELLS - Hey! Hey!
0:47:15 > 0:47:17Get off me, you little penguin man!
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Oh, yeah?
0:47:20 > 0:47:21- YELLS - Come on, then.
0:47:33 > 0:47:34I'll give you one thing...
0:47:34 > 0:47:36At least you didn't try and stab me in the back
0:47:36 > 0:47:38like the rest of those bastards.
0:47:41 > 0:47:43No, Angus! Johnners, stop! Stop! Don't kill him!
0:47:43 > 0:47:44Don't kill him.
0:47:46 > 0:47:47What are we going to do with him?
0:47:50 > 0:47:52You've made a disgusting mistake.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57I've done nothing to either of you.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59I barely even know you.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02And, Johnners, mate, you're making a fool of yourself.
0:48:02 > 0:48:03For Christ's sake, a fool!
0:48:05 > 0:48:06Yeah, OK, I'm sorry.
0:48:06 > 0:48:09I get a bit intense on the pingers, I know that!
0:48:09 > 0:48:11You proved your point.
0:48:12 > 0:48:13Hey, boys...
0:48:13 > 0:48:15Ha-ha, very funny, yeah,
0:48:15 > 0:48:17"It's a stag do, let's bury the Aussie."
0:48:21 > 0:48:23One of us should stay here.
0:48:23 > 0:48:24Keep lookout.
0:48:24 > 0:48:25Good idea.
0:48:27 > 0:48:28I'll go.
0:48:29 > 0:48:30Are you sure?
0:48:32 > 0:48:34I said I'd look after you, didn't I?
0:48:34 > 0:48:36Besides, you know...
0:48:37 > 0:48:41..nothing's happened all day, Christoph's in the ground...
0:48:41 > 0:48:44gamekeeper's out of the picture.
0:48:44 > 0:48:46VEHICLE APPROACHES
0:48:52 > 0:48:54Can't we drive any closer?
0:48:54 > 0:48:56I'm not sure we should.
0:48:56 > 0:48:57We don't even know if it works.
0:48:57 > 0:49:00Might be safer if one of us goes on foot.
0:49:00 > 0:49:03Good idea. Off you go.
0:49:03 > 0:49:05- Why me?- Are you scared?
0:49:05 > 0:49:08No. I just want to know why I have to be the one to go.
0:49:08 > 0:49:10Well...you're closer.
0:49:11 > 0:49:14PAYPHONE RINGS
0:49:17 > 0:49:19PHONE CONTINUES RINGING
0:49:22 > 0:49:25- Now you definitely have to go.- What? I mean... Look, I don't mind...
0:49:25 > 0:49:27- Great.- I'm not even the best runner.
0:49:27 > 0:49:30Mex, mate, stop banging on, you're going to miss it. Go on.
0:49:50 > 0:49:52He needs to go back.
0:49:52 > 0:49:55- He's almost there, mate. - We have to make him go back.
0:49:55 > 0:49:57Look, pylons.
0:49:57 > 0:49:59So?
0:49:59 > 0:50:01They're not there.
0:50:01 > 0:50:03- Not where?- Here, on the map!
0:50:03 > 0:50:05They should be marked.
0:50:05 > 0:50:08The only thing on here is the phone box. It's as if...
0:50:11 > 0:50:14..as if it's the only place we're supposed to go.
0:50:15 > 0:50:16Cosmo!
0:50:16 > 0:50:18Cosmo, go back!
0:50:18 > 0:50:20Cosmo! Cosmo, go back!
0:50:20 > 0:50:21They're still alive!
0:50:22 > 0:50:24Yeah, but where's Christoph?
0:50:28 > 0:50:30PHONE RINGS
0:50:52 > 0:50:53Hello?
0:50:53 > 0:50:55LINE GOES DEAD
0:51:17 > 0:51:19Why did he put money in?
0:51:19 > 0:51:24999 is free, what part of that don't you people understand?
0:51:27 > 0:51:29RINGING TONE
0:51:31 > 0:51:33IAN: He's doing it.
0:51:33 > 0:51:35He's calling.
0:51:36 > 0:51:38'Good afternoon, Duncan Galloway's office.'
0:51:38 > 0:51:40Hello, Georgie? It's Cosmo.
0:51:40 > 0:51:42'My God, he's been trying to reach you since Thursday.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44'Let me put you through.'
0:51:44 > 0:51:45No! No, no, no. I...
0:51:47 > 0:51:49HOLD MUSIC PLAYS
0:51:49 > 0:51:51'Cosmo, you clown, where you been?
0:51:51 > 0:51:54- 'I've been e-mailing, I've been calling...'- Duncan...
0:51:54 > 0:51:56'Listen, ITV2 want to commission a series!'
0:51:56 > 0:51:58Duncan, I don't care.
0:51:58 > 0:52:01- I need you to do something... - 'Don't care? It's insane news!
0:52:01 > 0:52:02'How To Look Good Homeless.
0:52:02 > 0:52:04'Caroline Flack's already on board...'
0:52:04 > 0:52:06- Duncan!- '..really excited, mate.'
0:52:06 > 0:52:08Just shut up...
0:52:08 > 0:52:10and write this down.
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Simon Aitken, Paul Wendy and Neils Gjundarsson
0:52:13 > 0:52:16- have all been murdered... - 'Is this on Netflix?'
0:52:16 > 0:52:19..but Angus Johnson, Harry Ledgewood-Scott,
0:52:19 > 0:52:22Hitesh Palashranjan and...
0:52:22 > 0:52:25..some guy called Ian are all still very much alive.
0:52:27 > 0:52:28'What the hell was that?
0:52:28 > 0:52:30'This line is terrible, mate.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32'What was the last name, Ian who?
0:52:34 > 0:52:37'Cosmo! Ian who?'
0:52:37 > 0:52:39I didn't catch his surname.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42I think he might be repped by that dwarf agency!
0:52:42 > 0:52:44'Oh, yeah, I know the one.'
0:52:46 > 0:52:48Could you call 999?
0:52:48 > 0:52:51'OK... But where are you?'
0:52:51 > 0:52:52We're in Scotland.
0:52:55 > 0:52:56Not far from some green trees.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59'Cosmo?'
0:52:59 > 0:53:01GUNSHOT
0:53:02 > 0:53:03PHONE LINE BEEPS
0:53:11 > 0:53:13DOG BARKS
0:53:13 > 0:53:15RAPID BEEPING
0:53:23 > 0:53:24GUNSHOT
0:53:38 > 0:53:40Oh, God!
0:53:40 > 0:53:41There!
0:53:41 > 0:53:42Over there!
0:53:42 > 0:53:45OK, slow down, slow down, slow down! Here they come.
0:53:46 > 0:53:48PANICKED SHOUTS
0:53:49 > 0:53:51Run!
0:53:53 > 0:53:55THEY YELL
0:54:03 > 0:54:05Go!
0:54:13 > 0:54:15ENGINE STARTS
0:54:19 > 0:54:20Where's Christoph?
0:54:20 > 0:54:23He's in the trees, shooting at us, where do you think he is?
0:54:23 > 0:54:25Er, no, he-he isn't.
0:54:25 > 0:54:27He might be!
0:54:27 > 0:54:29- He's not.- Guys...
0:54:29 > 0:54:32where...is...Christoph?
0:54:36 > 0:54:38Hitesh, turn the car around.
0:54:40 > 0:54:42Hitesh, turn it around!
0:54:42 > 0:54:43- Mexico!- What?
0:54:44 > 0:54:46Ugh!
0:54:50 > 0:54:52- Listen...- Ow!
0:54:54 > 0:54:55..Cosmo came back for us.
0:54:56 > 0:55:00We owe it to Cosmo to go back for Christoph.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02- Yes?- Yes.- Yes.
0:55:09 > 0:55:11- What's that?- What?
0:55:13 > 0:55:15- Keep going, Mexico, mate. - Mexico, yeah.
0:55:15 > 0:55:17Put your foot down.
0:55:19 > 0:55:20THEY YELL
0:55:36 > 0:55:37Who the fuck is that?
0:55:37 > 0:55:39I don't know.
0:55:39 > 0:55:40I don't know.
0:55:44 > 0:55:45Not too fast.
0:55:45 > 0:55:48- Not too bloody slow, either. - We don't want to hit him.
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Hey!
0:55:51 > 0:55:52Hey, over here!
0:55:54 > 0:55:57- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! - THEY YELL
0:55:57 > 0:55:59Whoa, what the fuck?!
0:56:02 > 0:56:04THEY GROAN
0:56:04 > 0:56:05Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
0:56:05 > 0:56:07Guys, what are you doing?
0:56:07 > 0:56:09What are you...? Guys, there's no time!
0:56:09 > 0:56:11What are you...?
0:56:11 > 0:56:13Guys, stop! Stop!
0:56:13 > 0:56:16QUAD BIKE APPROACHES
0:56:16 > 0:56:18Johnners, mate.
0:56:18 > 0:56:20You take this as my formal RSVP to your wedding.
0:56:20 > 0:56:22Christoph, don't do this, mate.
0:56:22 > 0:56:24I never actually got the invite.
0:56:24 > 0:56:26Perhaps you sent it to my Hotmail...
0:56:26 > 0:56:28Perhaps you didn't, but either way, I'll not be attending.
0:56:28 > 0:56:30I hope you have a beautiful day.
0:56:30 > 0:56:32Christoph, we're not leaving you, OK?
0:56:32 > 0:56:35- Not again. - I've seen the world, boys.
0:56:35 > 0:56:38I've done it all, I'm through.
0:56:38 > 0:56:40You've all got your jobs and your mortgages
0:56:40 > 0:56:41and your cars to worry about.
0:56:41 > 0:56:43I'm an expendable.
0:56:45 > 0:56:46I'm a pawn.
0:56:46 > 0:56:48And you're fucking kings.
0:56:50 > 0:56:52It's checkmate for old Chris.
0:56:52 > 0:56:53But you boys can play on.
0:56:53 > 0:56:55I said I'd get you out of here and I will.
0:57:01 > 0:57:02Go.
0:57:05 > 0:57:06Go.
0:57:10 > 0:57:11Go.
0:57:17 > 0:57:19Ian!
0:57:19 > 0:57:21- Ian, what the hell?! - What are you doing?
0:57:21 > 0:57:23Topping up your camouflage.
0:57:23 > 0:57:26Yeah, I'd rather you didn't, mate. I'm pretty sure that's deer shit.
0:57:26 > 0:57:28- SNIFFS - Ian, come on!
0:57:28 > 0:57:29Go! Go!
0:57:29 > 0:57:31Hide, mate. Hide. Go.
0:57:42 > 0:57:44ENGINE TURNS OFF
0:57:47 > 0:57:48Well, come on, then.
0:57:50 > 0:57:51Let's do this.
0:57:54 > 0:57:56Oh! Ah, you're dreaming!
0:57:56 > 0:57:59What are you doing here?
0:57:59 > 0:58:01I haven't seen you since...
0:58:01 > 0:58:03When was it, Chiggy's wedding?
0:58:03 > 0:58:04GUN COCKS
0:58:04 > 0:58:06Right.
0:58:18 > 0:58:20ENGINE STARTS
0:58:53 > 0:58:55HE CLICKS HIS TONGUE
0:59:17 > 0:59:18That's confiscated.