0:00:15 > 0:00:18Ah, you're looking very tidy this day, ladies.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22As opposed to looking like soiled bedding usually - is that it?
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Ignore her. She's ageing badly.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Only on the outside.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Ooh, she's got her sights on you!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47You're the only one who gets a smile.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50That's not a smile.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53That's stage one of a fatal bite.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58What have you got for assassinating the man in your life?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01What size?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Did you see that? It's learning new behaviour - and all of it is bad.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15HE IMITATES CHALK SQUEAKING
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Tell him we're just good friends! Tell h...
0:02:26 > 0:02:31- Ooh, you!- Control to Leroy, welcome to the planet Earth.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33At this hour, you're welcome to it.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35When I was your age,
0:02:35 > 0:02:39by this time I'd been up so long it was nearly tomorrow.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49I don't suppose you happen to stock Sanderson's little kidney pills?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Sanderson's? No, they went out in 1900.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Oh, my granny used to swear by them -
0:02:54 > 0:02:56and could she swear!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Never had a granny. Although there's one aged about 35 in Cooper Street
0:03:02 > 0:03:03I'd be happy to adopt.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08You keep away from grannies.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10They go off in this hot weather.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- What hot weather?- Excuse me.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16There's me and my kidney still waiting here.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Gastric, you don't need Sanderson's little kidney pills.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Are you sure you've even got a little kidney?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26No, you see, I think we can do better.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28What, better than Sanderson's?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Oh, yes. Now, then, in a recent survey,
0:03:32 > 0:03:39four out of five people, when asked, said, "Sanderson's who?"
0:03:39 > 0:03:42The fifth was a Bulgarian, but he thought he was in the Post Office.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I would have liked a granny.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47They keep better hours.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Will you be quiet, when I am trying to lie?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Er, sell! When I am selling!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56This is a liquid.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59No fooling you, is there, eh?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Yes, but that is not a liquid, that is THE liquid.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07"Doctor Proctor's - for coughs and sneezes."
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I'm not seeing any mention of kidneys.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12No, because we daren't mention kidneys.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15We daren't mention livers or oesophagus
0:04:15 > 0:04:19or pituitary glands cos that is discrimination.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20It's a legal minefield.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23I'd like a granny.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29They knit you things, they remember birthdays and Christmas.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I'd come home from a hard day's delivering and you'd say,
0:04:32 > 0:04:34"Oh, look what your granny sent you!"
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I just thought I'd mention it.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49So how does anybody know that this stuff is good for kidneys?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Well, it was voted Kidney Product Of The Year
0:04:53 > 0:04:55by the Orpington Chamber of Commerce.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Not wishing to probe, Gastric, but has your kidney moved?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Where would it move to?
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'll tell you what, put your hand on your kidney.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Go on.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Yes. Right, I want you to take a deep breath and give me a big cough.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22HE WHEEZES
0:05:24 > 0:05:27That's a terrible cough, that is, isn't it?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Take two teaspoonfuls of that twice a day.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32£5.75.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58LOUD SQUEAK
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I wasn't asleep. I was wondering
0:06:05 > 0:06:10- how the Chinese economy will affect our pickled walnut sales.- Yeah.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Anyway, Mrs Willshaw has just gone back to her lonely existence
0:06:15 > 0:06:20with some cod roe and half a dozen dusty cupcakes.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Why lonely? I know he's not Hollywood material,
0:06:24 > 0:06:26but she's got Mr Willshaw.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Yes, but Che says he lives in their shed.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34He's building a robot.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Anyway, I don't know why you sold Gastric the cough medicine.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Because we had no Sanderson's little kidney pills.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I know, but what we do have in the warehouse
0:06:45 > 0:06:48is those mints that we can't sell.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Now, you just said some naughty words.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- I hate that.- Mints?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- "Can't sell"! - We didn't sell the mints
0:06:55 > 0:06:58because of their unfortunate side-effects.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01They're still in there.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Maybe we ought to give them another chance, then.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08At what price?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You had to reduce them.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12They'll have forgotten about the reduction.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14We'll try them again at full price.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22So now they're nature mints?
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Yes. Well, they didn't sell under the old name so now we're going
0:07:26 > 0:07:28with the trend, aren't we? We're going green.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32All this time you've been a flower person.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Can I ask,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38what the heck is a wambo?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Ah, well, you would know it when you found it.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49It's one of those deep-down rare mystical moments
0:07:49 > 0:07:51when you realise that
0:07:51 > 0:07:54you are the sparkle in a dew drop.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00The fragment of a bird's song.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03The love behind the wagging of a dog's tail.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Well, if I'm part of a dog's tail, I hope it's the far end.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15How are you today, Mrs Featherstone?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Did you sleep well, Granville?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22It's not something I would ask of a casual acquaintance,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24but we've had our special moments.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26We have?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Or am I wrong?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Are they still to come?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I slept well, Mrs Featherstone.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Alone, like me.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38I know the feeling.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41That empty side of your bed, and mine.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Acres of space to roll around in, if you're so inclined.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55How are you on inclined, Granville?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Devoutly single bed.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Cosy.- Hardly room to turn over.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05That's the best kind. Romance can thrive on the tight turnover.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10How is Mr Newbold?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Oh, I don't think of Mr Newbold in terms of bed space.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Not yet.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16The position is still open.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I've got some nice broccoli.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Well, if we're going into advertising,
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I've got several flimsy nighties with very little wear and tear.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Despite the attention of three husbands.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36They couldn't have been paying very much attention.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38It wasn't encouraged.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43I'm sorry to say that none of them knew how to -
0:09:43 > 0:09:45how shall I put this? -
0:09:45 > 0:09:47ignite the sacred flame.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57How much is your broccoli?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00The broccoli? Oh, yes.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Broccoli. I've got plenty of nighties, yes. Er, broccoli.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Broccoli.- Am I disturbing you, Granville?- Hm.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Good. I'll take half a pound. - Half a pound, right.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11We're in kilos now.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Oh, you continentals, you know how to arouse the interest of a girl.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Nature mints?
0:10:31 > 0:10:32You can keep your nature mints.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Come in, Cyril.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Bring your complaint with you.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Complaint?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I should think so.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Good. That's good. Now you're on the path.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I'm going green.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Only your tongue, but that's good.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55A green tongue is good?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58The missus won't allow me in the bedroom. She thinks I'm radioactive.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Don't worry, it'll fade and it will disappear.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06What, the whole tongue?!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10No, no, not the whole tongue.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Anyway, you should welcome the green.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15You think I'm in a hurry to be green?
0:11:15 > 0:11:20It's a light-green coating and it's one of South America's most magical
0:11:20 > 0:11:21herbal remedies.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25It comes from the Amazon.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29It's the secret of a lost tribe.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Lost in their own jungle?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Is that a recommendation?
0:11:34 > 0:11:40If the tongue goes green, you are on the brink of finding your wambo.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42And then what? What am I to do with it?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Is it something that's going to impress the wife?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50How can she resist?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52She has ways.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Stand still. Don't make a sound.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I thought I could sense something.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Just cup your hands behind your ears like that.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Listen hard.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09Sometimes enlightenment starts with just a small squeak.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13DOG TOY SQUEAKS
0:12:16 > 0:12:17I heard that.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- What?- A definite squeak.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- You didn't hear it?- No.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25No. Only you can hear your own wambo.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32It's a very personal and - dare we say - almost magical thing.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- OK. One more question.- Mm-hm.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Will the squeak come again?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42It is only to the chosen.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46To those on the brink of finding their wambo.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'm ready.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I'm on the path.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54SQUEAK!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10So he left her, just like that.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Went to Cleethorpes in search of adventure.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Well, a man has to do what a man has to do.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19- Did he find it?- She doesn't know.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21He never came back.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26There's a rumour that Mr Ellis's tongue has gone green.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Oh, it wears off. Look.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31How does a tongue wear its green off?
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Just...normal wear and tear.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Well, if yours ever goes green and you need any help...
0:13:58 > 0:14:02So I'm talking things over with Cyril and Mr Newbold,
0:14:02 > 0:14:05and it's uncanny, really.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08We find we all have the same secret desire.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10I know.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16All this time we've been trying to fight off the need for adventure.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Trying to ignore the urge to test ourselves.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Just in case you might be worried about us.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30But it's too big to ignore.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35We're looking for that place where man and his challenge
0:14:35 > 0:14:37become one almost spiritual identity.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Once we've sucked up the pain.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49I'm talking flat-out dangerous here.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Mm.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53It's a man thing.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I always knew it was for me,
0:14:56 > 0:15:00but it's nice how keen Cyril and Mr Newbold are to follow me.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04To put their lives in my hands.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07I'll see they're OK.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12But one thing we're all agreed on.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16There's absolutely no way we're letting our womenfolk
0:15:16 > 0:15:19talk us out of this. Cos we are there.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21We are in the zone!
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Eric...- Mm?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32You are so full of doo-doo.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38She said that to Christopher Columbus.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Who?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Mrs Columbus!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Yes, that's very good, Mr Lomax.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Yes, that's green.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55- Very good, yes.- Good?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59You're finding your wambo stage one.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00Yes.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03You're going to be a natural.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05HE MUMBLES
0:16:05 > 0:16:06No, put it back in and try again.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Will it wear off?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Yes, of course, no problem.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11No problem for YOU.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14I've had a green tongue since this morning.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15The wife daren't look.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Oh, dear. My advice to you is,
0:16:17 > 0:16:21don't go around sticking your tongue out at your wife.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Ah, excuse me just a moment.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26They're turning people green again.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Quick, stick your tongue out.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34No, not like that.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Put it right out.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37It won't go right out.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38It's nervous.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43It's wondering what you're up to.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Just a moment, Mr Lomax, come and look at this.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I'm sorry about that, he's got a shy tongue.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Look, there you can see.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57His tongue an hour ago was green, but look at it now.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- What are we looking for?- Oh, bring your friends, why don't you?
0:17:02 > 0:17:07Relax! Quiet. Now... We're looking for traces of green.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Well, if you want green...
0:17:13 > 0:17:14You too?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Nature mints?
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Nature mints.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23It'll pass, it'll wear off. Look, look. An hour ago his tongue
0:17:23 > 0:17:25was green, and so was mine,
0:17:25 > 0:17:28but look at them now. Look at his, look at mine.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Now look what you've done. You've lost me... Oh.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48You've lost me a customer.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Oh, heck.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Ah, Mrs Featherstone.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10All right, I'll get you for that.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I'm glad somebody can put the wind up you.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I can handle Mrs Featherstone.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Well, she keeps giving you the opportunity.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19She scares you witless.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21No, she does not.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24In public, I have to be civil to her.
0:18:24 > 0:18:29But if I get her alone, I'd soon sort her out.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30That I'd like to see!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Ah...- Eh?- Yes?- Hm.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37They think we're a bunch of wusses.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40It's time we put a boot through that image.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Earn some respect.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Let them see us at danger's edge.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I just feel so damned uncomfortable.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51We have to eat the pain.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Wear it like a badge.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57We've got to be awesome. We're bonding here, I can feel it.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Three guys about to tackle serious white-water in a flimsy boat.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Sorry, but I have to ask, how is that helping me
0:19:05 > 0:19:07with Mrs Featherstone?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Image.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15Aura. It's, "Goodbye, Pussy, hello, 007."
0:19:15 > 0:19:18They're going to look at us with eyes like the most devoted
0:19:18 > 0:19:19golden retriever.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25You say jump, and Mrs Featherstone will jump.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27On days, when you're feeling good...
0:19:28 > 0:19:30..you'll throw her a bone.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Where do I get a bone?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35She's got me on salads.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Every full moon, we grocers gather in a meadow
0:19:42 > 0:19:45to celebrate the lunar festivities,
0:19:45 > 0:19:48and to which we are allowed to invite one maiden.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Would they let me in anyway?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Are you prepared to be sacrificed?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Does it hurt?- Only when you laugh.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Are you coming?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Are you going to be here all day?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Have you got what you came for?
0:20:04 > 0:20:09I've forgotten what it was now, with you coming in all gobby.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12It's him. He distracts you and then he sells you any old rubbish.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14He's never diddled me yet.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20It remains an ambition.
0:20:23 > 0:20:28- Who is this old lady? Do we know this person?- I know YOU.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30You're turning people green.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34I should need double mints for the length of some people's tongues.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Oh, look who's talking!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39You've got more rattle than Gastric's Mini.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Get a move on, you. I'll be outside.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44SHE HISSES
0:20:46 > 0:20:47- I'll have to go.- All right.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Fish and chips later?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Don't bring vinegar.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Leave her at home.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Oh... I just passed Madge.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I went, "Hello, Madge."
0:21:08 > 0:21:10And she went, "Urgh."
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Did you smile?- Of course I smiled. I gave her my big one.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Wrong move. They like misery.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Tell her a sad story.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Gets them every time.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Your lady friend is waiting for you round the corner in Gastric's Mini.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Be gentle with her.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31She's on her last legs.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Who, Mavis?
0:21:32 > 0:21:33No, the car.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Who's looking after the shop?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38I'll mind the shop.
0:21:42 > 0:21:47Nobody quite says, "Hello, Granville," like Mavis.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Hello, Granville.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Mrs Featherstone?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- We need to talk, Granville.- We do.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- About our future.- Our future?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10You wouldn't want to tie yourself, would you,
0:22:10 > 0:22:13to someone who is clearly fading?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- I've buried three, Granville - what's a fourth?- Fourth? Fourth?
0:22:18 > 0:22:23Come along. I want to take you and show you my favourite spot.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I thought you were going to show me your favourite spot.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44It's here, look, right before your eyes.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Mrs Featherstone!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49You've got a flat.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Oh! They're not bad for my age.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55No, the tyre!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I can hear the air escaping.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I have to get back to give Leroy his overcharging lessons.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13He's failed basic avarice twice.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I sometimes wonder if he's going to make it all the way.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Well, YOU'VE just had every opportunity.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Good grief, is that the time?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Do we really need to be checking for leaks?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Since we're not actually going near any water.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58We don't have to go near any water,
0:23:58 > 0:24:01we just have to look as if we're going.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Act professional. We don't want to look like a bunch of wannabes.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08To tell you the truth, I'm fairly comfortable with wannabe.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12But we have to get the word out, and this is the place.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18This is not just a shop, this is News Central.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21This is where the word gets spread.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22It all happens here.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24No more ordinary days.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26We are Team Hazard now.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31What is it you keep listening for?
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Just listening.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Oh, good day to you, Mr Willshaw.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48She told you, didn't she?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- About my robot.- Well,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Mrs Willshaw did say that you were working on one.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56I bet you laughed. They all laugh.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00"Old Willshaw's building a robot. Ha-ha-ha. He-he."
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Yes, well, we'll see who laughs.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09It comes around corners on command.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15What's it doing round there?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I hope you haven't programmed it to shoplift, have you?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21No, no, no. I'm not saying I couldn't,
0:25:21 > 0:25:23but, relax, Elvis is honest.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Elvis?- I've called it Elvis.
0:25:26 > 0:25:32Now, watch this. I've trained Elvis to respond to voice commands.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Oh, good.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Elvis! Come.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38BUZZING AND WHIRRING
0:25:40 > 0:25:41WHIRRING STOPS
0:25:41 > 0:25:44You have to get the voice just right.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Ah, right.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Elvis! Come.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51WHIRRING
0:25:58 > 0:26:00You said you weren't going to do this.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Just needs a tweak.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Oh, right, of course. Yeah.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Excuse me. Hang about.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19What's this, the fleet's in?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21This is an adventure craft.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24It's part of our new image.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27We're putting our lives on the line in this.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Hence the silly costumes.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Now, where are you going with it anyway?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40To the limit.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42And to the zone.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44We've trained for this.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45We're at the peak.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Hello, sailor.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I can't stop. Danger calls.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Where do you think you're going dressed like that?
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- To the limit. - Not with me, you're not.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Not till we've completed the paperwork.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Now, lift, come on, get this thing out of here!
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Take all this...
0:27:05 > 0:27:08HISSING
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- It's alive!- Help!- Help!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Mind your head!
0:27:20 > 0:27:23THEY SHOUT AND YELL
0:27:27 > 0:27:29HISSING
0:27:36 > 0:27:39'Oh, that Mrs Featherstone really knows
0:27:39 > 0:27:42'how to deflate the men around here.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51'The Black Widow in a Mini.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53'Ugh.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55'I'll never get rid of that image.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01'Oh, I tell a lie.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03'It's fading already.'
0:28:04 > 0:28:08I thought we might go somewhere and see if we can find OUR wambo.
0:28:08 > 0:28:12Well, if you just wait until I can get rid of this stuff,
0:28:12 > 0:28:15I think I can remember exactly where we left it.