D Is for Declarations

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0:00:27 > 0:00:30Sunny D is filmed before a live studio audience...

0:00:34 > 0:00:35No, it's not.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Welcome to my home. Well, not MY home.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42The home I share with an older couple - Mum and Dad.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45It's my dad's birthday - a milestone for him,

0:00:45 > 0:00:48a reminder I haven't reached any of mine.

0:00:48 > 0:00:49What are you doing?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51- What the hell!- You want to know hell?

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Keep laying in that bed, Dane.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Have you seen the time?- Have you seen your face?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Have you seen yours? That tash is getting out of hand, Kadean.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02- A five o'clock shadow this early in the morning?- Enough!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04I am not having you two ruin today for your father.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06He's been looking forward to this for weeks.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08I thought it was a surprise party.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10It is, but he's still been looking forward to it,

0:01:10 > 0:01:11so none of your attitude.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13And get up out of that bed so I can change it.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Auntie Barbara and Uncle Sammy are in there tonight,

0:01:16 > 0:01:17and I don't want them sleeping in your filth.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20So where am I supposed to sleep, then?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22You can sleep on the street, tramp.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Tramp? Have you seen your weave, Bride of Crack-enstein?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Dad! Dane's undermining my creativity!

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Dane...!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33This is your problem. How are you going to make a relationship work

0:01:33 > 0:01:35when you keep fighting against your own sister?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39One of the greatest atrocities of the 21st century

0:01:39 > 0:01:41has been the Mackenzie Civil War.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43They say keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45My enemy was in the womb.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49It was a tough pregnancy - for me, that is,

0:01:49 > 0:01:53and I won't stop fighting until she realises SHE is the doo doo head.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Why can't you get along with your own sister?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Ow!- Where should I put my meat to marinate, Gloria?

0:01:59 > 0:02:05It's been marinating for 36 hours, so it isn't all about your rice.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- And Dane, be a love and show me the plug for t'slow cooker. - PHONE RINGS

0:02:08 > 0:02:12Yes, boss. Morning. Namaste.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Oh! Hi, Stefan.- Hiya, Stefan.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Ladies, looking radiant as ever.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Thanks, Stef.- Oh, he's a good boy, aren't you, Stefan?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Are you coming to Lawrence's birthday party tonight, love?

0:02:26 > 0:02:31Mum, Stefan is MY best friend. If something needs asking, I'll do it.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32So, yeah, you coming or what, fam?

0:02:32 > 0:02:38Of course, boss. I'll be over in a bit, ladies, so get that groove on!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41# Let this groove get into you All right!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44# All right! All right! #

0:02:44 > 0:02:48THEY CONTINUE SINGING AND SCATTING

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yes, OK. Bye, Stefan.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Right - up, help.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Yeah, Dane, help!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Oh, I'll help. I'll do cake security.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00There are thieves and terrorists lurking around.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01This means you, Al-Kadean.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04You just keep your alcoholic arse away from the rum.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06You drink like a 14-year-old girl.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Didn't you eat a 14-year-old girl in secondary school?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Enough! You, up.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Kadean, come with me.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24THEY ROAR AT EACH OTHER

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I grew up in the '90s.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33When I was younger, I thought that if I worked hard,

0:03:33 > 0:03:35played by the rules and was nice to my mother,

0:03:35 > 0:03:37at this age I'd be living like...

0:03:37 > 0:03:41MUSIC: Mo Money Mo Problems by Notorious BIG

0:03:47 > 0:03:48# Now, who's hot who not

0:03:48 > 0:03:51# Tell me who rock who sell out in the stores

0:03:51 > 0:03:53# You tell me who flopped who copped the blue drop

0:03:53 > 0:03:55# Who jewels got robbed who's mostly Goldie down

0:03:55 > 0:03:57# To the tube sock, the same ol' pimp

0:03:57 > 0:04:00# Mase, you know ain't nothing change but my limp

0:04:00 > 0:04:02# Can't stop till I see my name on a blimp

0:04:02 > 0:04:05# Guarantee a million sales pulling all the love... #

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Well, that didn't happen, did it?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Instead I'm stuck here,

0:04:09 > 0:04:12and doing a job that's killing me till I can afford to move out.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14And even with my recent promotion...

0:04:14 > 0:04:16# Working nine to five... #

0:04:16 > 0:04:20I still can't afford to go to the cinema any other day but Wednesday.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Everything was just better in the '90s!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Taping songs off the radio, getting the right haircut,

0:04:25 > 0:04:29safe sex campaigns - and I was having the safest.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Seeing as I wasn't having any...

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Were you East or West Coast?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Sega or Nintendo?

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Mario or Sonic?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41And what the hell was Dawson's problem this week?

0:04:41 > 0:04:45MUSIC: Dawson's Creek Theme

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Everything was just better in the '90s.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55I don't have anything to complain about - not according to the older generation.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58My dad came here in the 1960s.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02He overcame adversity, made a home, raised a family.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06That's all well and good, but everyone knows the '60s was one big party.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12I've had to spend half that time giving half of what I have

0:05:12 > 0:05:15to a devil twin. It's like I went through a divorce in the womb.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Mum, I live here.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Dad knows that, so why am I hiding?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I'll give you a good hiding, if you don't keep quiet!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Hello, there.- Hello.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Don't say I never take you anywhere romantic.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29My hero.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32I'd love to be Nicola's hero.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34She's my heroine for sure.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37She's the Alesha to my Harvey.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Wait, that's a bad example. I love my girlfriend very much.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42- Budge up.- Hi, Kadean. >

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Oh, God - not you again.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Hello, people!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Hey, thanks for coming, bro.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oh, of course, homeboy. It's for the big man in the fam.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53'I wish Stefan and certain members of my family would respect other people's personal space.'

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Can you move your fat arse, please?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Excuse me.- Not you - I meant her.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01You know better than to make derogatory comments about women's bodies, Dane.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02She's not a woman!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Grow up, Dane.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Not your bum, baby. Your bum is fine.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10In some African cultures, a full bottom is a sign of fertility and health.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Having a little chirps, are we?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15That's really interesting, Stefan, because I was thinking...

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Eugh, who'd want to fertilise you?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Your breath smells like fertiliser.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Oh!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Nice, Kadean.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24She got you there, brother.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Linda, what are you doing?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31I'm telling you, Gloria, I've watched Bake Off since the very

0:06:31 > 0:06:33first episode, and this is how you're supposed to do it.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35What are you talking about?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I've watched Delia for years,

0:06:37 > 0:06:40and you have to wait for it to cool down.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42We're making a cake, not running a bath.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Step aside.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Look, you are both undermining my judgment.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49This is like Conroy all over again.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53My poor sweet Conroy!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Why are you even talking about that man?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57He got deported years ago.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59And we warned you, woman.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Conroy loved my cakes.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05If by "cake" you mean "bank account", then, yes, he loved it.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09You are both just so jealous of young love.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Mum, come on! It's cramped! Do we need to be here?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Just hush. We want this done in time for your dad's surprise.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16What's going on here?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Get out!- Excuse me?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Wait out there until we're ready for you to have your surprise.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26OK.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Get back under.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32What do I do now?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Wait one minute and then come back in.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36OK.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46ALL: Surprise!

0:07:46 > 0:07:50Happy birthday...

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Thank you.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Thank you.

0:07:57 > 0:08:02For everyone else, family gatherings are just bunting, rice and peas.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05For me, I'm always the one trapped in the corner being interrogated by

0:08:05 > 0:08:08my aunties, asking if I've met their imaginary deadlines.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Marriage, kids, a job they can brag to their friends about.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You'd think having three mothers would be great,

0:08:15 > 0:08:17but they team up like riot police.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Dane, we were watching that!

0:08:19 > 0:08:23No discipline. Why don't the children have manners these days?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Try to learn something.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Stop your whimpering. Use this book as a tissue.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31So, have you seen Christian's place?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Oh, my God.- Oh, it's stunning.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37So, Dane, where are you living now?

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Oh, well, you know, it's complicated, you know, with the house prices...

0:08:41 > 0:08:44He lives here. Not quite the Nubian king he was raised to be.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Shame.- Shame. Shame every time you pass a mirror,

0:08:47 > 0:08:49you fugitive from the fashion police.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Ooh, burn(!)

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yes, burn everything that you own, yes.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Aaargh!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Dane will be moving out soon, though.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59He's been made senior account manager.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00ALL: Oh!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03That's right! Getting paper!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Mo'money, no problems!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Oh, Dane, that's so interesting.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Oh, it is...

0:09:22 > 0:09:24So what about your love life?

0:09:24 > 0:09:25SHE RETCHES

0:09:27 > 0:09:31So, when are you going to marry this fine girl?

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Yeah, Dane.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Nicola is studying to become a doctor.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Samuel, come and show Nicola your foot!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Dane? Dane?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46'I'm leaving Nicola right there.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48'She's a doctor. She's used to seeing messed up shit.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50'I'm going to join my dad in the vibe emporium.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52'Um, conservatory.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54'I learned how to handle my drink from these guys.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56'These are the go-to guys for rum.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58'Samuel, Barbara's Trini husband.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01'I'm starting to think that hat is sewn onto his head.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05'Radcliffe, three-time Caribbean dominoes champion - he says.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08'Don't try googling that shit, though - just comes up with pizzas.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11'Cedric - I learned nothing from this guy!

0:10:11 > 0:10:12'He can't take his drink.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16'Unlike me. When I've had a drink, I'm at one with the universe.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18'I'm my true self - laid-back, chilled out, calm.'

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Son, do you want a sip?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27We were waiting for you, Dane.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29You've finished making cakes?

0:10:29 > 0:10:34Now, now, nowadays you have to have skills in both the kitchen

0:10:34 > 0:10:36AND the boardroom.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39The only skills a man needs is to know when to drink

0:10:39 > 0:10:41and when not to drink.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Are you a man, Dane?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Yeah.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Well, drink up, boy.

0:10:49 > 0:10:54'It's easy to forget why Dad's birthday rum only comes off the shelf once a year.'

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Dane, I seen your cousin Christian is soon coming.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00He's not a big drinker, though.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Cos him have to stay focused!

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Some big tings at the moment, you know?

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Great(!)

0:11:07 > 0:11:10'I'm constantly being forced to compete

0:11:10 > 0:11:12'with my pain in the arse cousin, Christian.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16'To the untrained eye, he's perfect.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20'To me, he just looks like a sleazy car salesman with a 2004 BMW

0:11:20 > 0:11:24'and two different cocktail-making kits.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25'To himself, he is...'

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Perfection.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30'I have big tings in the pipeline too.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33'I just don't need my dad to humblebrag about them.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36'Luckily, my dad isn't the sort of guy who does that anyway.'

0:11:36 > 0:11:39The key to knowledge is knowing when you've had enough.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42- You've had enough.- Nonsense, boy.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Never get in the way of a man and his drink.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Yes, but Dane's not great with spirits, are you?

0:11:49 > 0:11:50'Yes, I am!

0:11:52 > 0:11:53'I drink spirits and then I lift spirits.'

0:12:07 > 0:12:08'Ah, shit.'

0:12:09 > 0:12:11The So Solid incident was a long time ago.

0:12:11 > 0:12:16If by long time, you mean last New Year's, then, yes, so long!

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Shut up, Stefan.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Christian's here!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Hey, son!

0:12:21 > 0:12:22BOTH: Hey(!)

0:12:37 > 0:12:39What's up, Christian?

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Kind of late, aren't you?

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Meridian Dane, mea culpa, mea culpa.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46I've been uber-busy this morning

0:12:46 > 0:12:49trying to secure a conference room for the young entrepreneurs workshop

0:12:49 > 0:12:50I'm setting up.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52And then I thought, hey, now, hey, now!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54It's Uncle Lawrence's birthday.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Ah! Discarded with the traditional dress phase, I see, Stefan?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Christian, namaste.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Prodigious.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Oh, looks like it's rum o'clock!

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Fix me up, gentlemen.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I can see you started a little early there, Dane.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Is everything OK?

0:13:14 > 0:13:18Sure - I'm just celebrating, cuz.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Well, as long as you're not celebrating alone, cuz.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24At the end of the day, spirits are fine...

0:13:25 > 0:13:27..but the most celebrated spirit

0:13:28 > 0:13:30must be the holy one.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33I love you, JC.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- 'JC?'- Love you.

0:13:36 > 0:13:37'Jackie Chan?'

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Now, where's that famous rice of yours, Aunt Gloria?

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Knife and fork? Me, I go fight for THOSE dumplings.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Yahtzee.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49Oh, you!

0:13:59 > 0:14:03So the next time it flares up you should really go along to the GP.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Well, that's what I tell him.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07He has to leave it or it'll start weeping.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09My Conroy used to get a rash when he...

0:14:09 > 0:14:11ALL: We know!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16What's up, Christian?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Too much of rum?

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Negatory. I have a liver as iron as my resolve.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26What is wrong with you?

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Why are you trying to drown your sorrows?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30You can't pickle your problems, fam.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34A birthday shouldn't be the only thing to look forward to each year.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Shouldn't every day feel like a birthday?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40ALL: # Happy birthday to you

0:14:40 > 0:14:45# Happy birthday to you

0:14:45 > 0:14:48# Happy birthday dear...

0:14:48 > 0:14:51ALL SING DIFFERENT WORDS

0:14:51 > 0:14:55# Happy birthday to you... #

0:14:55 > 0:14:56# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Thank you, thank you, thank you.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05I've spent many years trying to build a legacy,

0:15:05 > 0:15:10and that doesn't stop because I'm reaching the autumn of my life.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Since retiring last year...

0:15:13 > 0:15:14Hey!

0:15:14 > 0:15:16My Conroy used to pinch my bum like that.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17ALL: Shh!

0:15:19 > 0:15:25So, as of Monday, I start the next chapter,

0:15:25 > 0:15:28as the new engineering teacher at the City College.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31APPLAUSE

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Uncle Lawrence, give it up.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Uncle Lawrence, a great man.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42You know, being head of a marketing department is a great job.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45A great job.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48But, you know, it goes without saying

0:15:48 > 0:15:51that being a marketing manager, philanthropist...

0:15:51 > 0:15:53It goes without saying, Christian,

0:15:53 > 0:15:55that you stole my facial hair style.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Whereas I rock it to look cool,

0:15:57 > 0:16:00you just look like the pound shop Carlton Banks.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03The last time I saw someone dressed that lame with that much confidence,

0:16:03 > 0:16:04it was Bill Cosby.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06And what happened to him?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Yeah. His last DVD didn't sell as strongly as he hoped.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Which is why I'm strongly considering

0:16:14 > 0:16:16becoming a local council representative.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- What are you doing? - Actually, I've got a few words.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24No, no, he doesn't, he doesn't.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- I have words!- Slurred words.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27- Shut up, Kadean.- Dane, maybe you should just...

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Baby, no, it's OK.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Eskimo kisses. Mmm...

0:16:34 > 0:16:39Dad, I just want to tell you how proud I am to be your son.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43I've always tried to emulise...

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Emulise?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Emulate!

0:16:48 > 0:16:50..your success.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Look, Dane, maybe you should... - Shut up, Christian!

0:16:52 > 0:16:54You don't even live here.

0:16:55 > 0:17:00Especially in how hard you've worked to be a pro...

0:17:00 > 0:17:02ovider!

0:17:03 > 0:17:05I love syllables, man.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Radcliffe! This rum is arazin, man.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10It's amazing!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12'Where was I?'

0:17:12 > 0:17:14And that's the thing with politics.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16'It's poli-tricks.'

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Tony Blair has a Viacom passport. That shit is on YouTube!

0:17:20 > 0:17:22'Now to bring this home...'

0:17:22 > 0:17:24# The road is long... #

0:17:24 > 0:17:25'Yeah.'

0:17:25 > 0:17:30# With many a winding turn

0:17:30 > 0:17:34# That leads us shim-shay...

0:17:34 > 0:17:37# Hmm yeah

0:17:37 > 0:17:40# Hmm yeah

0:17:40 > 0:17:43# He ain't heavy

0:17:43 > 0:17:46# He's my bro... Father

0:17:46 > 0:17:49# Yeah yeah yeah. #

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Nicky!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54It's always been you, baby.

0:17:54 > 0:17:59I want to be able to drink rum with you forever, baby.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Spiced rum,

0:18:01 > 0:18:03rum cream, rum punch...

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Pa-pow, pa-pow!

0:18:05 > 0:18:09I'm going to spend my whole life with you forever, baby.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12'Smooth, yeah.'

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, Dane!

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Dane is just out of control at Dad's birthday.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I don't know why he always has to ruin everything.

0:18:24 > 0:18:28That is far too much alcohol for that teeny tiny body.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Who knows how he's going to end up?

0:18:32 > 0:18:36Damaging my reputation...

0:18:36 > 0:18:39INCOHERENT BABBLING

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Kanye...

0:18:41 > 0:18:45- Dane!- Hang on, hold the press!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Is that what this speech was all about?

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Are you asking Nicola to marry you?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oh, my goodness, Dane. Are you really?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55'Am I really going to sign away my future

0:18:55 > 0:18:57'cos everyone's looking at me?'

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Dane?

0:19:00 > 0:19:02'Am I really?'

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Sure, why not.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Let's do it!

0:19:05 > 0:19:08MUSIC: Let's Groove by Earth, Wind & Fire

0:19:16 > 0:19:19# We're gonna groove tonight

0:19:22 > 0:19:25# Let this groove get you to move

0:19:25 > 0:19:28# It's all right, all right

0:19:28 > 0:19:30# All right

0:19:30 > 0:19:33# Let this groove set in your shoes

0:19:33 > 0:19:35# So stand up, all right

0:19:35 > 0:19:37# All right

0:19:37 > 0:19:42# Gonna tell what you can do with my love

0:19:43 > 0:19:45# All right... #

0:19:45 > 0:19:46MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Ah, shit.

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Ow!

0:19:49 > 0:19:52# Yeah, yeah, yeah. #