0:00:02 > 0:00:08This programme contains some strong language
0:00:20 > 0:00:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Nick Grimshaw, and this is Sweat The Small Stuff!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Yes, welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:00:39 > 0:00:43the show that makes a big deal about the very little things in life,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46like, I don't care much about the nuclear arms situation
0:00:46 > 0:00:48and that really doesn't bother me.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49What bothers me is that I know nothing
0:00:49 > 0:00:52about Michelle Obama's arm situation.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Have you seen her triceps? She's incredible.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Apparently, also, politicians met this week in Washington
0:00:59 > 0:01:03to renew vows for peace between Israel and Palestine.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Boring. - LAUGHTER
0:01:05 > 0:01:09Is it not more significant that Mariah Carey and her husband
0:01:09 > 0:01:11met this week to renew their vows in Disneyland?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13That's where you have a meeting.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15LAUGHTER
0:01:15 > 0:01:16I care about these things
0:01:16 > 0:01:19because the little things really are worth sweating about,
0:01:19 > 0:01:22but I can't do it alone, so let's meet our team captains.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Yes, they're my favourite duo - after Ashleigh and Pudsey,
0:01:25 > 0:01:30Ant and Dec, Hale and Pace, Torvill and Dean, or Marks & Spencer's.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35From Kiss FM, it's Rickie Haywood-Williams and Melvin Odoom!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Hi!- Grimmy!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Hi, Rickie!- How are you? - I'm very good, how are you?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- I'm good, you're looking very suave today.- I look well smart.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- I like the little pockets... - Do you like this?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- A lady taught me how to do it before, should I demonstrate?- Do it.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Because I did it wrong. She said, "You put it on the table
0:01:57 > 0:02:00"and then you pick it up like this and you just throw it in."
0:02:00 > 0:02:02LAUGHTER
0:02:02 > 0:02:05A big week last week. You won the first ever episode
0:02:05 > 0:02:08on the first ever series of Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- I'll do it again this week. - You think you'll win again?- 100%.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13I think you might win. You look like Pharrell tonight.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Ah, shut up.- You do! - Really?- Me like Pharrell!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19LAUGHTER
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- Not such a big week for you though. - No.- Never a big week for you.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25LAUGHTER
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- My dad's here though.- Where's your dad?- Just over there.- Hi, Dad!
0:02:30 > 0:02:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:31 > 0:02:33WHISTLING
0:02:33 > 0:02:38Who was whistling at my dad, boy? That is raunchy, you over there.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Dad, get that number.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42LAUGHTER
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Let's meet the teams.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46On Rickie's team this evening is a TV presenter
0:02:46 > 0:02:48who is sweating it because she's currently searching
0:02:48 > 0:02:51for a new co-presenter for the Xtra Factor.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- If Ollie doesn't do it, do you want to do it?- No, I'm OK, thanks.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57It's Caroline Flack!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Also joining Caroline and Rickie we have an award-winning comedian
0:03:07 > 0:03:10who admits to being a bit of a binge drinker
0:03:10 > 0:03:12who can never remember a thing the next day.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15He's sweating it because he has absolutely no idea where he is
0:03:15 > 0:03:18or how he ended up here, next to Caroline Flack AGAIN.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20It's Seann Walsh!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:23 > 0:03:24It's a nice team, isn't it?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- It's a good team.- I'm pleased with our team.- Are you?- Mmm.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- It's a very nice set you've got. - It's good, isn't it?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33They look a bit like, we thought, like sideways vaginas.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34LAUGHTER
0:03:34 > 0:03:38You have definitely never seen a vagina.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39I've never seen one.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Over on Melvin's team, we have a soon-to-be mother
0:03:43 > 0:03:45who's sweating it because she doesn't want her child
0:03:45 > 0:03:48to follow in Marvin's footsteps and become unemployed.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53She's made it to show two, it's Rochelle from the Saturdays.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Yes!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01And we have, joining those two, a grime superstar,
0:04:01 > 0:04:04who's sweating it in case I reveal his real name.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06It's Jermaine Sinclair! Sorry...
0:04:06 > 0:04:09It's Wretch 32, everybody!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12APPLAUSE
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Rochelle, you're still with us. - I know! I'm doing well.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22I do have some things here, just in case owt happens on the show today.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Cos you're the most pregnant lady I've ever seen, I think.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Am I?- I think in real life, yeah. - I have two weeks to go.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32We're going to have to start carving a bit out.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34It's wipe-clean, this floor.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- If your waters break it's fine.- Right.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Have you got a mop? - No, I don't have a mop.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41I've got gas and air.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45I've also got, what else have I got? Hot towels.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- Right?- Not warm, but we'll warm them up later.- OK, perfect.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52We've got a plunger, not sure if we need that.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55What's that for? Oh, my goodness!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57This is a big 'un.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Don't they use them, though?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Isn't that not why I've got a funny-shaped head?
0:05:01 > 0:05:06- I've only got two weeks left, you're scaring me.- Well, that's for you.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09And also I've got you this because this is quite important.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12This is something I actually learnt about this week.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16I never knew this existed. This is a breast pump thing.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20No, but I didn't know that that happened. I thought that you just put it in the baby's mouth.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25But when the baby's having a nap, you have to put your tit in that.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- You could have got me an electric one.- Like a cow has?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Yeah!
0:05:30 > 0:05:34That's what the other members of JLS can do now they're out of work.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Milk Rochelle.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37There is something so wrong about that.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Something for Oritse to do of an afternoon.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42That is... Oh, no! Don't!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Seann Walsh, what is making you sweat all of this week?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47It says here, "Returning missed calls".
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Returning missed calls, this has always annoyed me. What happens,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53someone calls you, your mate calls you, you miss the call,
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- you call him, he misses your call. - I hate that.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58This keeps on happening, all day.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Then he calls you, you JUST miss the call, JUST,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03just miss the call, call straight back,
0:06:03 > 0:06:05he doesn't answer. Where the fuck have you gone?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07LAUGHTER What's going on?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:06:12 > 0:06:14There's not been enough time
0:06:14 > 0:06:16for him to put the phone back in his pocket.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17You call back straight away.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20All that could've happened here is you've not answered
0:06:20 > 0:06:21and he's gone, "Fuck him!"
0:06:21 > 0:06:23LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:06:24 > 0:06:28OK, it's time for round one. Are you ready, teams?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29ALL: Yes!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Yeah! As you know, Sweat The Small Stuff
0:06:31 > 0:06:33is all about the little things in life.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36When it comes to the news, we don't care about the big stories,
0:06:36 > 0:06:38I am much more interested in stuff like this.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Here is a teeny, tiny news story that we found
0:06:42 > 0:06:45that says the average Briton has slept with eight people.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Melvin, how many do you think is TOO many?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50The maximum I'd go for is 40.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Melvin!- You would have a lady that had had sex with 40 men?
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Let's say if you really loved her...
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Yes, but if she's had 41, it's a no-go area.- Yes.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- A strict cut-off point. - 40 is me maximum.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- So different for men and women. - Isn't it? Thank you!- Girl power!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10WOMEN WHOOP AND CHEER
0:07:12 > 0:07:14LAUGHTER
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Teams, do you think that you can tell just by looking at someone
0:07:18 > 0:07:21if they have slept with more than eight people?
0:07:21 > 0:07:26- Yes.- Yes?- No!- We have decided to put this to the test.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28We rounded up some people on the street and asked them,
0:07:28 > 0:07:31"Have you slept with more than eight people?"
0:07:31 > 0:07:35The way this is going to work, we will see the person swear on...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- this. - MUSIC AND LAUGHTER
0:07:40 > 0:07:41The quiff of me!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44We made them swear on this to tell the absolute truth
0:07:44 > 0:07:48and all you have to do is decide if they are indeed a little bit slutty.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50We start with your team, Rickie -
0:07:50 > 0:07:53let's have the first potential perv, please.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Hi, my name is Chris
0:07:54 > 0:07:58and I swear on the quiff of Grimmy to tell the absolute truth.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Have you slept with more than eight people?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Whoa!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- What do we think?- I don't think he has.- No? Why don't you think that?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Because I think he looks a little bit shy.- Do you think?
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- He's got purple hair, Caroline! - But that's to cover up his shyness.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- I think he's a little bit nervous. - Seann, what do you think?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Um, I think...
0:08:19 > 0:08:21There will be a girl and she'll have the same hair as him
0:08:21 > 0:08:23and definitely, yes.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- So we're going yes?- You're going for yes. Let's find out!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32No, I'm a bit of a loser in that sense. I've been with...
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Hmmm. Five!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36So, you know... Not too bad.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39ALL: Awww!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41APPLAUSE
0:08:41 > 0:08:42One for Melvin's team, please.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Hi, I'm Marilyn and I swear on the quiff of Grimmy that I'm going
0:08:45 > 0:08:46to tell the absolute truth.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Have you slept with more than eight people?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Hm, has she?- Oh, I don't know. - Or hasn't she?
0:08:53 > 0:08:58- What do you think in the audience? - Yes!- No!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I don't know.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- She's too angelic-looking. She looks too homely.- Yes, I don't think so.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Exactly - is that her decoy?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Maybe she's a sex disguise woman!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- LAUGHTER - We're going to say no.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13You're saying no, she has not slept with more than eight people -
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- let's find out, has she? - I have not slept with eight people.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I've slept with two people. Three people! I forgot a person!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22APPLAUSE
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- Five people! Six people! Seven! - How many has she forgotten?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Someone's sitting at home crying!
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Back to Rickie's team.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34For you - is this person slutty or not?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Hi, my name is Kevin.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I swear on the quiff of...Grimmy
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I'll tell the absolute truth.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Have you slept with more than eight people?
0:09:43 > 0:09:44100% yes.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I think he looks like he's been married
0:09:46 > 0:09:47since he was really young.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50He's probably been with the same woman all his life.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Only slept with one. - Flack is saying one.
0:09:53 > 0:09:59- He looks like absolute filth!- Look at his face!- So you're saying yes?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Absolutely filthy, yes!- OK! Let's find out if he's filthy!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Yes.- How many?
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Couldn't tell ya!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10APPLAUSE
0:10:10 > 0:10:14What a legend! Back to you, Melvin's team! Next one for you.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16OK.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Hi, my name is Eryn
0:10:17 > 0:10:20and I swear to tell the absolute truth on the quiff of Grimmy.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Have you slept with more than eight people?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- ROCHELLE:- Yes. - MELVIN: No fucking way!
0:10:28 > 0:10:32No, he has. He has cos he did this, like...
0:10:32 > 0:10:36"Do you swear?" Then he just sort of just went...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Yeah, look away's a good sign.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41The eye shift. He can't look her in the eye.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Melvin and Wretch?- You're saying yes? What are we saying?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46He's going to say yes.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- But he's still a liar? - But I think no.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- So, we're saying yes then? - Say yes, yeah.- Let's find out!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54No.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57HE LAUGHS No, I haven't.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Yes, he has! He's lying!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02He's lying! I don't like that.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06He's lied to somebody, hasn't he? It's just you.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Rickie's team, next one.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Hi, my name's Zoe and on the quiff of Grimmy,
0:11:11 > 0:11:14I swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Have you slept with more than eight people?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Right! What do you reckon, guys? Yes?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:11:24 > 0:11:25The audience say yes.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- We're going to go yeah. - You're going yes. Let's find out!
0:11:28 > 0:11:32If my parents hear this... Yes, yes I have.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I like that she wants her parents to know.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45"If my parents are watching, then yes. Screw you, Mum!"
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Melvin's team, this is one for you.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Have they done it with more or less than eight people?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Hi, my name is Felipo and on the quiff of Grimmy,
0:11:53 > 0:11:54I swear to tell the truth.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Have you slept with more than eight people?
0:11:57 > 0:12:02- ROCHELLE: Yes! MELVIN:- Felipo! Felipo!- Audience are saying yes!
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Like, before he even spoke. "I've done him. I've had him.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- "I'm doing him now." - The guys sounds sexy.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14He did a little recall as well. He was like... "Yeah!"
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- Yeah, definitely. Who HASN'T he slept with is the question.- OK.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Let's find out, they're saying yes.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23At the same time?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25WHOOPING AND LAUGHING
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Separately, yes. At the same time, no.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29But it could be something to add on the list.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32It only registers...
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I threw something his way.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- What a don.- Thank you for playing On The Quiff Of Grimmy!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41APPLAUSE
0:12:44 > 0:12:46It says here, Wretch 32,
0:12:46 > 0:12:49that you have been sweating about a wonderful cereal called Sugar Puffs.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54- Nah - my issue is the milk has always gone off in my house.- OK...
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Somebody said yeah - you know about this? Or you live with me?
0:12:58 > 0:12:59LAUGHTER
0:12:59 > 0:13:01That's your milkman.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Yes, so I run down the stairs,
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I'm excited about a bowl of Sugar Puffs, pour the milk in...
0:13:04 > 0:13:07You're half asleep, so you don't check, you're going for the spoon,
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- and you don't have milk, you have yoghurt. So, yeah...- Eurgh!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Don't you eat weird stuff? Don't you eat weird things, like...beige?
0:13:15 > 0:13:20- I have plain bagels, just plain. - No butter?- No butter.- Plain bagels.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Because I heard the diet of Wretch 32 is chips, bagels, Sugar Puffs.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- And gone-off milk.- And gone-off milk.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I can relate to you. This is how lazy I am.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34When I was at home, cooking fish fingers, chips and beans...
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- Oh, I love that meal!- Ladies!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38LAUGHTER
0:13:39 > 0:13:45- I do!- It's quality, right?- I love that!- Come round, we'll eat! So...
0:13:45 > 0:13:49I had a pack of fish fingers in my left hand,
0:13:49 > 0:13:51and a bag of chips in my right.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55The temperature and the timing on the fish fingers matched
0:13:55 > 0:13:57the temperature and the timing on the chips,
0:13:57 > 0:13:59and I was on my own, and I went, "Get in!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02LAUGHTER
0:14:02 > 0:14:04APPLAUSE
0:14:04 > 0:14:07OK. It's time for Round Two.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11I'm going to give both teams a clue as to one of my own personal sweats
0:14:11 > 0:14:13and this one is one
0:14:13 > 0:14:17that I'm genuinely really worried about sharing with you all.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Because it's something I probably shouldn't admit on national TV.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Is it that you prefer listening to Kiss breakfast?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25LAUGHTER
0:14:25 > 0:14:28That's absolutely correct!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- It's a good show! - It's a good show. Tut.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Is it that you really wanted to be friends with Niall from One Direction,
0:14:35 > 0:14:38and that's why you started being friends with Harry?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39That's what's going on.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41And now you can't get rid of Harry!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44He's a mere stepping stone to the Irish great one!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47LAUGHTER
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- OK, shall I give you a clue?- Yes.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53OK, teams - what is it about THIS that I've been sweating about?
0:14:53 > 0:14:58# Daddy, I've fallen for a monster. #
0:14:58 > 0:15:00OK.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03APPLAUSE
0:15:06 > 0:15:08That's Stooshe.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Off of the pop charts.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13But what is it about that that has got me sweating?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16I don't know, but I like them!
0:15:16 > 0:15:20- They're good, innit?!- Is it three sexy ladies?- Yes, I HATE WOMEN!
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- Girl bands?- Not girl bands. - Harmonies?- Not harmonies.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Do you want another clue? - People singing.- Another clue.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30OK.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32# Why did you let it slip
0:15:32 > 0:15:33# Slip
0:15:33 > 0:15:35# Give me that TLC
0:15:35 > 0:15:37# Back to me
0:15:37 > 0:15:40# You put your mind back on it
0:15:40 > 0:15:41# Do it like I want it
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# That's how it used to be
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# Why did you let it slip? #
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- MELVIN:- Whoo!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Any other ideas? - People singing behind you?- Close!
0:15:54 > 0:15:59- You don't like people singing live? - Boom, Rochelle!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I do not like people singing near me,
0:16:01 > 0:16:05and I hate the fact that I'm a radio DJ who absolutely hates live music!
0:16:06 > 0:16:09A point for Melvin's team!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11CHEERING
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Does anyone else hate live music?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- I love Wretch 32's face - "No, it is my living!"- I'm in shock!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- No, I don't like it.- I can never see at gigs. I'm too small.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Is it quite hard when you go to a gig and you can't see
0:16:25 > 0:16:28the band to pick which one you want as your next boyfriend?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30ALL: Ohhhh!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Oi!- That's nice!- Oi!
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Oi, leave her alone!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38I hate gigs, they suck. People touching me...
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I have to be quiet for, like, an hour and a half...
0:16:41 > 0:16:43You don't like going to gigs?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45No, because it's too long and I think it's
0:16:45 > 0:16:47because I can't sit down and be quiet for two hours.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Also, people frown when I use my phone.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50LAUGHTER
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I've seen you in action at a festival...
0:16:53 > 0:16:57See, a festival is all right, because there's other distractions.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59However, my worst thing at a festival,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02almost as bad as live music is the festival fashion.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03It drives me crazy.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06You know, when people dress different because they're
0:17:06 > 0:17:10going to a festival, so they wear normal clothes all the time and then
0:17:10 > 0:17:14they go to a festival and then they dress like they're on acid in 1969.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18The worst is when people save the bracelets, the wristbands.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22"Oh, I went to Glastonbury, I went to Reading, I went to Latitude..."
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I went to..." I couldn't give a shit, mate!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I've been to loads of places,
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I don't carry around my airport tickets, there you go -
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I went to Paris, Amsterdam, Barcelona...
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Oh, there's a token from Alton Towers! Look!
0:17:36 > 0:17:39APPLAUSE
0:17:42 > 0:17:46I think the downside is though, a festival is fun and everything,
0:17:46 > 0:17:49I like 'em, but the downside is the best place to watch bands is
0:17:49 > 0:17:52also the worst place, the most dangerous.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56There's a mosh pit, people throwing bottles of piss,
0:17:56 > 0:17:57and you can get piss on you.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02Has it ever happened to you, Wretch? Have you ever had anything thrown on you on-stage or owt?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Em, not piss. I've had bras.- Yeah!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08What do you do with them? Do you keep them and gift them to aunties?
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- I kind of just throw it back off the stage.- "Clear off!"
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Do they bring bras or take them off to throw them? - I think they take it off.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17I've actually seen a woman do it.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Like, I'm performing and she's just so excited and...
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm really enjoying this show. I'm going to take my bra off.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Have you ever had anything thrown on at you, Rochelle?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Um, probably, but I just choose to ignore it.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I'm still going to perform, whether you like it or not!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37I'm enjoying myself and having a whale of a time. Throw the piss!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39LAUGHTER
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Don't do that as an opening monologue. "You know what?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44"You want to throw piss at me..."
0:18:44 > 0:18:47You know what, though - I don't always think it's pee.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48It's probably beer.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50How do you know?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52You've got to do a little reach-around next time, like...
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Oh!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Yes, stranger's piss in my mouth.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Which leads us on to our next game,
0:18:58 > 0:19:02the wonderfully titled Urine The Line of Fire.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04CHEERING
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Here we are then at my favourite festival, Wee In The Park.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15It's a tiny Festival, perfect for Melvin!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18The gag is he's short!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Teams, the way this is going to work, you're going to have
0:19:21 > 0:19:24some bottles of fresh urine to throw at a musical target.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Two musical stars will pop up over there on the stage
0:19:27 > 0:19:30and you have to decide which target you are aiming for.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34The one that most deserves to be covered in piss.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Hit the right one and you win a bonus point for your team.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Hit the wrong one and you're escorted out of here by festival security.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Melvin, who's going to play from your team?
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Wretch 32. - Wretch 32 is ready to play!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Hi, Wretch 32!- How you doing? - Are you ready to play?
0:19:52 > 0:19:57- I'm ready.- OK. Let's find out who's on-stage.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Ed Sheeran and Example.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Who are you going to throw piss all over?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05SHOUTS FROM AUDIENCE
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I'm going to go for Example.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13You're in the line of fire.
0:20:13 > 0:20:18Nearly. Almost did it. The faces are all moving of Ed and Example -
0:20:18 > 0:20:20they almost kissed just then. Oh!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Eurgh! Some came out on me then.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25That's what I'm wondering. I've got some on my hands!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Oh!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- In the face of Ed. - CAROLINE: He hates Ed!
0:20:29 > 0:20:34No points for your team, but Ed Sheeran left with a sorry face of piss...again!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Thank you, Wretch 32!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43OK, Rickie - who's going to play from your team?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- The lovely, gorgeous Miss Caroline Flack, everybody!- Yeah!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49APPLAUSE
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Let's find out who you'll be throwing piss at this evening.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Yeah!- Olly Murs!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00James Arthur!
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Who shall I throw it at?
0:21:01 > 0:21:02SHOUTING
0:21:02 > 0:21:04The public are saying James.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Caroline Flack, get ready to throw piss at James Arthur!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11APPLAUSE
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Let's play. You're aiming for the face.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Oh!- Aggressive, Flacky.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Here we go. Oh, no, it's Styles!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22LAUGHTER
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Don't hit Harry! Oh!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29No way! Hit him! No, don't hit Harry!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31No way, Flacky.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Go for James Arthur! Yeah!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36CHEERING
0:21:37 > 0:21:39A point for your team.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Caroline Flack, everybody.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I've got wee on my hands!
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- Shall we do another one, audience? - AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51OK, Melvin, who's going to play from your team?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53It's got to be Rochelle, come on!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55CHEERING
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Hi, Rochelle.- I'm really bad at throwing, Grimmy.- Are you?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Yeah.- OK, well let's find out how good you are or how terrible
0:22:08 > 0:22:10you are as we get ready to play Urine The Line Of Fire.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Who's on stage this evening?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Bloomin' Marvin and Cheryl Cole!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Ooh, who are you going to aim for? She's in a rival girl band...
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Oh, they're gone now! He's your husband.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- He did THIS!- He did!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Let's get him!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Are you going for Marvin? - Yes, because he'll understand.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34I like the conversation when you get home tonight, like...
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- What did you do at work today?!- I...
0:22:37 > 0:22:40threw wee all over your face on telly.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Anyway, let's go to bed.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Let's throw some piss at Marvin, Rochelle!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Oh, look. It's Oritse.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53He's been through enough. Poor Oritse. Don't get him.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I don't want to get Oritse.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Oritse, move!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03He won't mind a bit of splashback, Oritse.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Yes, Rochelle. Boom!- Yes!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- A point for your team!- Yay!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Well done, teams, and thank you for playing Urine The Line of Fire.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17APPLAUSE
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Seann Walsh, what is it against banks that has got you sweating this week?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Right, so, no-one likes going to a bank.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31It's obvious. No-one wants to be there.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35The queue, people working there - you might as well be at an STI clinic.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38No-one wants to be there. Right? And basically they have...
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Every time you go to a bank, there's, like, 12 cashiers.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44They're never all taken up. There'll be two people
0:23:44 > 0:23:46with, like, sort of ten empty ones.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49And you're in a queue of 15 people going,
0:23:49 > 0:23:50"Come on, I don't want to be here."
0:23:50 > 0:23:55Doing that sort of shuffle that you do...
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Like this. You think, "Why aren't there more people working?"
0:23:58 > 0:24:00There's ten options here. There should be more people working.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Then suddenly, in the background of the people that are working,
0:24:04 > 0:24:08someone in a suit just strolls past for a walk.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15And, to make it worse, they'll walk past
0:24:15 > 0:24:20and they'll have a little whisper into the ear of the person working. They'll come in and go like that...
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- It's so true!- Oh, look at the queue!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32That does my head in!
0:24:32 > 0:24:37Do you have any trouble like that in the bank, Melvin, like, seeing the cashier?
0:24:40 > 0:24:45"I want to pay my money in! All my money off the telly!"
0:24:47 > 0:24:51OK, time now for Rickie and Melvin - The Challenges.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52This is where each week
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I challenge our team captains to
0:24:54 > 0:24:57take their own little sweats out into the big, bad world,
0:24:57 > 0:24:58out of their brains, into the world.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01This week's sweat is all about when you go into a shop
0:25:01 > 0:25:05and ask someone for help, then you realise...they don't work there.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07And you're an arsehole.
0:25:07 > 0:25:12I used to work in a shop and I'd take my namebadge off
0:25:12 > 0:25:14so that people thought I was a shopper.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18So I'd take my name badge off and then I'd just pick up a jumper,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21so people thought I was just buying a jumper
0:25:21 > 0:25:23and then I'd do laps of the shop.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25And then I didn't have to do owt all day.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I - this is true. I got sacked from TK Maxx
0:25:28 > 0:25:31for falling asleep under the coats.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- That's nice! - APPLAUSE
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Oh, thank you!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Rickie, you won this last week.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43We had the weird gym thing. It was very, very funny - you won.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Have you got it in the bag this week?
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- No idea.- Melvin?- Yes.- You've won? - I've won this one.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Let's find out. This is Rickie and Melvin - The Challenges.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Hi, guys - we're in a toilet again. This time in a glamorous shop.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04This week's challenge is all about shopping and that mistake you often
0:26:04 > 0:26:07make when you ask somebody in a shop for help, but they don't work there!
0:26:07 > 0:26:10What I want you to do is go into that shop and get as many random
0:26:10 > 0:26:14shoppers as possible to help you, even though they don't work there.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19Whoever gets the most help wins a massive one point for their team.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- OK? Are you ready?- Let's do this.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Let's do this. Not yet. I've not finished.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36It's a numbers game today.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38I'm looking forward to this one, it's going to be fun.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I'm going to win, easy. Come on!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Hello. I've got my receipt.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Do you do this in a kid's size? It's a bit too big for me.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52I do have my receipt, so...
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Oh, you don't? You don't work here?
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Oh, do YOU do this...?
0:26:58 > 0:26:59OK.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Hi. Can I just give you my CV? I'd love to work here.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- Like, I love working in shops and stuff.- I don't work here.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- You don't work here? - Where are you getting that from?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I bought the shirt for my girlfriend
0:27:11 > 0:27:13and she's just said it looks disgusting.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Do you do refunds, or...?
0:27:15 > 0:27:19- I'm not sure, we can ask someone. - Like your manager, or something?
0:27:19 > 0:27:24- But I don't work here.- Oh, you don't work here? Oh, you used to, but you've left?- No, never.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- Hello, how are you? I know you guys said...- I don't work here.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30I don't know you. Not met you before.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31Sorry. OK.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37I don't know how you're getting on, Melvin, but this is hard!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Ooh, another customer.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43I'm sorry I'm late for my personal shop.
0:27:43 > 0:27:47I want to look like Simon Cowell, just high trousers,
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- a black T-shirt... - How can I help you?
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- Because they told me to come here for my personal shop.- Yes, but...
0:27:53 > 0:27:59- In the men's...- You've got the wrong person.- Um... Can I have a hug, then?
0:27:59 > 0:28:00Shake my hand, yeah!
0:28:00 > 0:28:03- High-five, then?- Thank you, mate.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06That was a backwards one! You're too cool, man.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09- Do you know how this works? - It's a toilet brush.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Excuse me, could you just pick that?
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Thank you so much.
0:28:19 > 0:28:20- Are you serious?- Yeah.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22Yeah, you just clean the toilet.
0:28:22 > 0:28:23But how?
0:28:23 > 0:28:25Use your hands, mate.
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Oh, OK. All right.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32APPLAUSE
0:28:38 > 0:28:43Well done, Rickie and Melvin. A point each for your teams.
0:28:43 > 0:28:45APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:28:46 > 0:28:49- I have some of your sweats here, Caroline Flack.- Do you?
0:28:49 > 0:28:51It says here that one of your sweats is small feet.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53I've got really small feet.
0:28:53 > 0:28:54Small sweaty feet?
0:28:54 > 0:28:58No, I've got size two feet.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01You're a freak!
0:29:02 > 0:29:05I have the same size feet as my friend's seven-year-old son!
0:29:05 > 0:29:08Oh, that's cool! Borrow his wheelies!
0:29:08 > 0:29:09It's really hard to get shoes.
0:29:09 > 0:29:13In JD Sports, there's three sections, adults, juniors...
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- And trolls! - LAUGHTER
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Right, teams. It is time for the next round.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22It's the Big, Little Question.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Last week, I asked our followers of Sweat The Small Stuff
0:29:24 > 0:29:26and my Radio 1 breakfast show listeners
0:29:26 > 0:29:30the biggest, little question that we have all been sweating about this week.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32And this is something that's very close to my heart
0:29:32 > 0:29:35and it's all about a man called Justin Bieber.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39I love that little brat, I do! Caroline, do you love him as well?
0:29:39 > 0:29:43- Do you like Bieber? - What, do I fancy him?- Yeah.- No.- No?
0:29:43 > 0:29:47- You've met him, though, right? - Yes. I have met him.
0:29:47 > 0:29:51He came in to X Factor to do a performance and they gave him Simon Cowell's dressing room
0:29:51 > 0:29:54because Simon Cowell has a completely different dressing room to everyone else.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57- What's it like in there? - It's got a bath.- Oh!
0:29:57 > 0:30:02- Have you been in Simon Cowell's bath?- WOMAN IN AUDIENCE:- Yeah! - No! Have you?
0:30:02 > 0:30:04So, Justin was in the dressing room
0:30:04 > 0:30:08and then after he left with his huge entourage, me and Olly just decided
0:30:08 > 0:30:11to go and look at the dressing room, and we found his pants.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15- What? Underpants or the drop crotch trousers he likes?- His actual pants.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18- He left his pants on the floor. - Did you smell them?- No!
0:30:18 > 0:30:22- But Olly still has them.- No way!
0:30:22 > 0:30:26Olly has Justin Bieber's pants.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29My sweat is, though, about Biebs - I do like Bieber.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32I think he's all right, I just think he gets a bit of a hard time.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36But I think that he is the new Michael Jackson - without the weird stuff.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38And I want the public to help me prove it,
0:30:38 > 0:30:39so I asked the question,
0:30:39 > 0:30:42"How is Justin Bieber the new Michael Jackson?"
0:30:42 > 0:30:45We are looking for the top three answers
0:30:45 > 0:30:49that our followers and good listeners of Radio 1 gave
0:30:49 > 0:30:51to show that JB really is MJ.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54You get three points for guessing the number one slot,
0:30:54 > 0:30:57two points for the second and one for the third top answer.
0:30:57 > 0:31:01Teams, what do we think? Why do the general public think that Justin Bieber is the new Michael Jackson?
0:31:01 > 0:31:04Is it that Justin was late to his O2 gig
0:31:04 > 0:31:06and Michael Jackson is still really late?
0:31:06 > 0:31:10GROANS
0:31:10 > 0:31:12- ROCHELLE:- I don't like that one. - Sorry!
0:31:12 > 0:31:15Where the bloody hell is he? It's been years.
0:31:15 > 0:31:20People are standing there going, "Come on!"
0:31:20 > 0:31:23- I don't like that joke. - MICHAEL JACKSON: "Eeee-hee!"
0:31:23 > 0:31:26This is easy. They're both talented, they can both dance
0:31:26 > 0:31:30and they're both white.
0:31:30 > 0:31:33Is that correct? No!
0:31:33 > 0:31:37- He's got a monkey. - He does have a monkey.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- He had a monkey, Jacko, didn't he? Bubbles.- Bubbles.
0:31:41 > 0:31:44- Are you going for monkey?- Yeah. - They're saying monkey. Is it monkey?
0:31:44 > 0:31:46It's the second answer!
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Two points for your team over there. Any ideas over here?
0:31:54 > 0:31:56They both like touching their crotch when they're dancing?
0:31:56 > 0:31:59- Are you going for a dance move? - Dance move, guys?
0:31:59 > 0:32:01Let's find out if dance moves is one of the things.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04It's the third answer!
0:32:04 > 0:32:08One point for your team. We're still looking for the top answer.
0:32:08 > 0:32:13- Gas mask?- Gas masks?! I've never seen Michael Jackson in a gas mask.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Although, he has had stuff on his face.
0:32:16 > 0:32:20Yeah, you know that whole swagger thing when you don't want to breathe in everyone else's air.
0:32:20 > 0:32:22When they're like, "I want to be a famous pop star
0:32:22 > 0:32:25"like Michael Jackson or Justin Bieber, but I don't want anyone to look at me."
0:32:25 > 0:32:30- That does happen.- He does cover his face.- Covering face things.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Weird fashiony things on their face?
0:32:33 > 0:32:35That is the top answer!
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Three points for your team!
0:32:39 > 0:32:43Now, I think there's a lot of unjust hatred of Justin Bieber
0:32:43 > 0:32:45and that's because people haven't given him a proper chance.
0:32:45 > 0:32:48If we all just took some time to get to learn a little more about him
0:32:48 > 0:32:52than everyone could be a Belieber just like me.
0:32:52 > 0:32:56So I decided to find out just how much the teams really know about
0:32:56 > 0:33:01Justin Bieber as we get ready to play Justin Bieber Or Just A Beaver?
0:33:06 > 0:33:10- OK, have you got your Bieber/beaver paddles ready?- We do.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13Let's see your beavers!
0:33:13 > 0:33:17Let's see your Biebers! Nice.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20OK, teams, I am going to give you some hard facts.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22All you have to do is decide
0:33:22 > 0:33:26if it's about Justin Bieber or it's just a beaver.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Last year, 6.5 million
0:33:28 > 0:33:31was spent refurbishing my North American homes.
0:33:31 > 0:33:35- Justin Bieber or just a beaver? - How many homes does he own?
0:33:35 > 0:33:40- I don't know!- You're the host!- Eh, five.- Cool.- You're saying Bieber.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Are you saying beaver or Bieber?
0:33:42 > 0:33:45I think it could be a trick and it could be a beaver.
0:33:45 > 0:33:50Like, the material is, like, wood used that beavers make.
0:33:50 > 0:33:53- I don't trust Grimmy. - You are saying?- Beaver.
0:33:53 > 0:33:54You're saying beaver.
0:33:54 > 0:33:58- You're saying?- Bieber.- It was of course the home of Justin Bieber.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01A point for Rickie's team.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07Well done, Rickie. Next one. I'm often described as Canadian vermin.
0:34:07 > 0:34:11Justin Bieber or just a beaver?
0:34:11 > 0:34:15- Both?- That's both, bro.
0:34:15 > 0:34:18I think there's an argument for both on this one,
0:34:18 > 0:34:20so we're going to go both.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21It's actually Justin Bieber.
0:34:21 > 0:34:25The beaver much loved by Canada. Incorrect, both teams.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28Oh... Goddammit!
0:34:28 > 0:34:31"I like to hold hands when I'm sleeping."
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Justin Bieber or just a beaver?
0:34:33 > 0:34:37- Maybe he holds Selena's hand?- What do you reckon?- They've got paws.
0:34:37 > 0:34:40- Shall we say Bieber?- They're saying Bieber on Melvin's team.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42Rickie's team, Bieber or beaver?
0:34:42 > 0:34:46Beavers don't have hands, they've got paws, so we're going to go Justin Bieber.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48You're going Justin Bieber, that is incorrect.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51He does not like to hold hands. It is beavers that hold hands
0:34:51 > 0:34:53so they don't drift away down the river.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55- AUDIENCE:- Aww!
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- Oh, that is so cute!- Unbelievable. - Do they have hands?
0:34:58 > 0:35:03Of course they've got hands. They hold them with each other. Next one.
0:35:03 > 0:35:07This is a close-up of my hair. Am I Justin Bieber or just a beaver?
0:35:07 > 0:35:12- Flack, you've met him. Is that his hair or not?- No, it's too short.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15- You're seeing a beaver. Have you ever met a beaver, Wretch?- Never.
0:35:15 > 0:35:20- No?- He's definitely seen a beaver, this one.
0:35:20 > 0:35:25- Rochelle, you're good with hair. What do you think?- I think it's an animal.
0:35:25 > 0:35:28- Are you thinking beaver?- Yeah. - Let's find out!
0:35:28 > 0:35:30That is Justin Bieber.
0:35:30 > 0:35:33- CAROLINE:- It is his hair! - That's his hair right there.
0:35:33 > 0:35:38Next one. My penis has been measured at 4.5 centimetres in length.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Justin Bieber or just a beaver?
0:35:42 > 0:35:46- What, is that that they? - About that big.- Let me see.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Who's going to measure either one? A beaver's or Justin Bieber's?
0:35:51 > 0:35:54I feel a little bit uncomfortable knowing.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Now I can't stop my fingers from doing this position now.
0:35:57 > 0:36:00Stop doing it, Rochelle! You'll get RSI.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03We're going beaver.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06I don't think the size of Justin's penis is on Wikipedia.
0:36:06 > 0:36:11- No.- So we wouldn't know.- I say, just for a laugh, just say Justin Bieber.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13With a penis of 4.5 centimetres,
0:36:13 > 0:36:16I am of course talking about just a beaver!
0:36:19 > 0:36:22Thank you for playing Justin Bieber Or Just A Beaver?
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Time now for the Sweatbox,
0:36:31 > 0:36:35where you get to actually help members of this very audience,
0:36:35 > 0:36:38who will tell you what small thing they have been sweating about.
0:36:38 > 0:36:39You teams will offer them advice.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42Whoever offers the best advice will get a point for their team.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45- Are you both ready? - VARIOUS: Yes.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48- Right, who's first in the Sweatbox? - Hi, I'm Sarah.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50- Hi.- Hello.- Hi, Sarah.
0:36:50 > 0:36:51What's your sweat?
0:36:51 > 0:36:55I keep sleep-cheating on my boyfriend with a celebrity.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57- Oh, my God. Amazing. Who? - Grimmy.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59- Oh, my God!- What?
0:36:59 > 0:37:00It's...
0:37:00 > 0:37:02- Am I...- Yeah.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04- Am I...- Yeah, you are.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09- What, so you have sex with Grimmy? - We kind of go for it.
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Oh, my God! Amazing.
0:37:13 > 0:37:14Is it just you two?
0:37:14 > 0:37:16There's a couple of other people that appear.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19- Who?- Whoa.- Harry appears.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22- Oh, you and Harry together? - No, we're just friends.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23It's while Grimmy does his hair.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26He makes me hang out with Harry while he does his hair.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31I don't think this is a dream. I think this is real life.
0:37:31 > 0:37:35- Is your boyfriend here?- Yes, he is. - Get him in the box with you!
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Yeah, get your boyfriend in.
0:37:37 > 0:37:40- Come on.- He's very reluctant.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43APPLAUSE
0:37:43 > 0:37:46How does it feel to have such a deceitful girlfriend?
0:37:48 > 0:37:49Do we have any advice for her?
0:37:49 > 0:37:51I've got some advice for the boyfriend, actually.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Cos you could use this to your advantage.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55If she ever catches you cheating,
0:37:55 > 0:37:57you could just say, "Sorry, I was sleep-shagging!"
0:37:59 > 0:38:01I'd say really take Grimmy home with you tonight,
0:38:01 > 0:38:04fuck him, and then you won't dream about him any more!
0:38:04 > 0:38:07APPLAUSE
0:38:11 > 0:38:13No, no, it's a nightmare!
0:38:13 > 0:38:15Whose advice are you going to go for?
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Team Rickie or Team Melvin?
0:38:17 > 0:38:19I think I'm going to go Melvin.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:22 > 0:38:24You win a point for your team.
0:38:26 > 0:38:27Are you going to go now?
0:38:27 > 0:38:31Does that have to happen now? But I'm so tired.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33OK, who is next in the Sweatbox?
0:38:33 > 0:38:35My name's Ryan.
0:38:35 > 0:38:36What's your sweat?
0:38:36 > 0:38:40Em, my sister keeps showing me her tits.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42What?!
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Ryan, why is she showing you her tits? Why?
0:38:45 > 0:38:48She's breastfeeding, so her baby's obviously hungry,
0:38:48 > 0:38:52but she was breastfeeding the other day and the baby was sleeping
0:38:52 > 0:38:56and she said to me, "Come here, look, my tits are lactating."
0:38:56 > 0:38:58Do you know what you can get her to do?
0:38:58 > 0:39:01I used to get my friend to do this when she was breastfeeding.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05Like, when we'd go to a party and we'd see a girl that we didn't like from school still,
0:39:05 > 0:39:08we'd squeeze her boob and spray it all in her weave.
0:39:10 > 0:39:12- Oh, my God!- WRETCH: That's crazy.
0:39:12 > 0:39:15Miquita Oliver got a right hairful of it!
0:39:15 > 0:39:20So, Ryan, do you not think that she's just breastfeeding
0:39:20 > 0:39:22and you just keep happening to look?
0:39:22 > 0:39:24- Yes!- She does it in public.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27Me and my mates were out for a meal and she was there too
0:39:27 > 0:39:31and she just whipped it out, nearly knocked a burger off the table.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34- In front of my mates. - You could just leave the room.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36- I could. - I'm just putting it out there.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38I've got a bit of advice -
0:39:38 > 0:39:41just stop looking at your sister breastfeeding, you creep!
0:39:41 > 0:39:45Nice advice from Rickie's team over there.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Which team's advice are you going to go for?
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Eh, Seann's.
0:39:51 > 0:39:55That's earned Seann a point for Rickie's team!
0:39:58 > 0:40:02OK, who is next in the Sweatbox?
0:40:02 > 0:40:04- It's Stooshe!- Stooshe!
0:40:04 > 0:40:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:09 > 0:40:14- Hi, Stooshe.- Hello. - Whatever is your problem, pray tell?
0:40:14 > 0:40:16I often get mistaken for another pop star.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19- OK.- OK.- Can you think about who it is?
0:40:19 > 0:40:22- Who's the other pop star? - Justin Bieber?
0:40:22 > 0:40:23What are you trying to say?
0:40:23 > 0:40:28- I don't mind.- No, it's another female pop star.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31- Is it Jessie J?- No.
0:40:31 > 0:40:34- Emeli Sande?- Yes!
0:40:34 > 0:40:36You're mistaken for Emeli Sande!
0:40:36 > 0:40:40I bet everyone thinks, "God, Emeli Sande's gangsta in real life."
0:40:40 > 0:40:41"She's a badman!"
0:40:41 > 0:40:43LAUGHTER
0:40:43 > 0:40:46Do you ever pretend you are Emeli Sande?
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Yeah, I use her name! I tell everyone, "Yeah, I'm Emeli."
0:40:49 > 0:40:51"I won an award!"
0:40:51 > 0:40:53My friend got deported out of Thailand once
0:40:53 > 0:40:55for pretending to be Su Pollard.
0:40:55 > 0:40:56LAUGHTER
0:40:56 > 0:41:01Rickie's team, what would you do if you looked like Emeli Sande?
0:41:01 > 0:41:02What should she do?
0:41:02 > 0:41:04It depends if it annoys you or not or whether you like it.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07If it annoys you, change your hair.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11- If it doesn't annoy you... - Keep your hair!- Keep your hair.
0:41:11 > 0:41:13Melvin's team, any advice?
0:41:13 > 0:41:15We said do something crazy
0:41:15 > 0:41:18- and then run away and pretend to be Emeli Sande!- Good idea.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Then the police will go to Emeli Sande's house,
0:41:21 > 0:41:23lock her up and then you can be Stooshe!
0:41:23 > 0:41:26THEY CHEER
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Come over here. That's a good one.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32Whose advice are you going to go for?
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Team Rickie or Team Melvin?
0:41:34 > 0:41:36- Melvin!- I don't want to change my hair, so I'll go for you.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Team Melvin! Point for your team.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43You could do the maddest stuff ever.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45You could take a poo on the stage right now and be like,
0:41:45 > 0:41:47"It was Emeli Sande."
0:41:47 > 0:41:51"Emeli Sande had a poo live on BBC Three! She's lost it!"
0:41:52 > 0:41:57That was the final round! Thank you, Sweatboxers!
0:41:57 > 0:41:58Thank you, Stooshe!
0:41:58 > 0:42:02APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:42:02 > 0:42:06So that is it. I can reveal that tonight's winners are...
0:42:08 > 0:42:09Melvin's team!
0:42:09 > 0:42:11APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:42:19 > 0:42:21A big thank you to Rickie, Caroline Flack,
0:42:21 > 0:42:25Seann Walsh, Melvin, Rochelle and Wretch 32!
0:42:25 > 0:42:29This has been Sweat The Small Stuff. I've been Nick Grimshaw. Good night.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
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