0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Hello, I'm Nick Grimshaw,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27and welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff: Extra Sweaty!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Hello, everyone! Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:00:38 > 0:00:41the show that makes a big deal about the little things in life.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Because the little things really are worth sweating about.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48You know, I've been seeing a lot on Syria on the news.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm much more interested in seeing Suri Cruise.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54She's got her own fashion line. Seven years old.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57And I care about this stuff because it is worth sweating about.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01But I cannot sweat alone. So shall we meet our team captains?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06That's right, it's the urban Mel and Sue,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09the hip-hop Jedward, or as they like to market themselves,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11the R&B Chuckle Brothers.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14It's Rickie Haywood-Williams and Melvin Odoom!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- You won last week.- Yes, I did.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- So, one-all now. - I need to win this, Grimmy.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23This is all I've got. I need this.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Rickie's got his good looks. But this is all I have.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27AUDIENCE: Aww!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Don't give me that! He's going for the sympathy vote!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Don't believe him! - Do you want this more than him?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I'll crush him this week, I think.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Well, let's meet the teams who are playing this evening.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38On Rickie's team this evening is an actress who's sweating it,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40because the last thing she remembers
0:01:40 > 0:01:42is being in Vin Diesel's hotel room last night,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44and that's a true story.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45It's Jaime Winstone!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:48 > 0:01:52And joining them, a young comedian who's sweating it
0:01:52 > 0:01:54because the rule is, whenever there's another man
0:01:54 > 0:01:57in the room with an amazing quiff, I have to castrate them.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- LAUGHTER - It's Joel Dommett!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Over on Melvin's team we have a soon-to-be mother
0:02:07 > 0:02:10who's sweating it because there's a very good chance
0:02:10 > 0:02:12she'll give birth before the end of the show,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15and she really does not want Melvin Odoom's face
0:02:15 > 0:02:17to be the first thing that her baby sees.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21It might turn to stone! She's made it to show three, everybody!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23- It's Rochelle Humes!- Just!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:27 > 0:02:30It's a lovely little face!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33And joining them, we have a TV personality who is sweating it
0:02:33 > 0:02:36because Louis Spence is suing him for stealing his career path.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's Rylan!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Hi, guys!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Good teams this week. How are we all? Are we all OK?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Are you OK, Rochelle?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49You just make me laugh when you ask me that!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Don't worry, I'm trying not to do it here!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- We've taken precautions, though. - You have?- We've got a midwife.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56There she is. A midwife on hand.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- We've got an ambulance and all that just outside.- Oh, no!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- If you need them. - You're not serious, are you?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Yes, that's outside!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06It's costing taxpayers money. An absolute fortune.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07LAUGHTER
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Also here, Jaime Winstone, everybody!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- You all right?- Very well. I'm very excited to be here.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17It's going to be fun.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20True story, that. Jaime Winstone said,
0:03:20 > 0:03:22"Oh, all I remember from last night
0:03:22 > 0:03:24"was being in Vin Diesel's hotel room."
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- No, it's...- How IS Vin Diesel? - Shut up, Grimmy!- Explain!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32He's very well! No, we met him having a few drinks last night
0:03:32 > 0:03:33and, yeah, it was nice.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36My AND my boyfriend ended up with Vin...
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Ooh, very modern!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41He's a very modern man, is Vin Diesel!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45No, he's a very lovely guy. It was very nice. Very nice evening.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47What's been making you sweat, Jaime?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Because it says on here, "LOL." Why has LOL been making you sweat?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53It just really gets under my skin.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55You "LOL" all the time, and it's really irritating.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- What do you mean? - "LOL! LOLS off! LOLS off!"
0:03:58 > 0:04:01It's like, just laugh out loud! Just laugh!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Oh, is it when people say it, or when they write it?- Both!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- I just think it's really stupid. - LOL.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09LAUGHTER
0:04:09 > 0:04:10See what I mean? "LOLS! LOLS!"
0:04:10 > 0:04:13It's just, like, no! Just laugh!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Sometimes you can't ROFL cos the carpet's dirty.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18LAUGHTER So you've got to say, "ROFL."
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- It is a nightmare sometimes.- Yeah!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I'm not ROFL-ing on that, so ROFL.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26I don't want to roll on the... Where did T go, in ROFL?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29"Roll On THE Floor Laughing?" Who dropped the T?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Oh, is that what that means?!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Yeah! What did you think it meant? - I thought...oh, God!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- LAUGHTER - No, Rylan, we need to know.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39No, I don't know, but whenever I used to see it,
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I used to think, "Who's Rolf?"
0:04:41 > 0:04:43LAUGHTER
0:04:43 > 0:04:46APPLAUSE
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Everybody knew Rolf, but nobody could spell his name?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Yeah! And it used to wind me up, because I used to think,
0:04:53 > 0:04:54"That's not how you spell it!"
0:04:56 > 0:04:58What's been making you sweat, Rylan?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01It says on this card, it says here, making you sweat, Rylan,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04that you can't work door keys.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Oh, door keys give me brain freeze. Like...- Keys?!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Keys.- Keys to doors? - Do you know what?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I've got two keys to my front door, I've got my car keys,
0:05:13 > 0:05:14I've got this key, that key
0:05:14 > 0:05:17and I'm walking round like a bloody janitor, do you know what I mean?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20And you get out the car and you've got your bag with you
0:05:20 > 0:05:22or you've been over Lakeside, you've got your shopping.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- You know what I mean, Roche. - I know what you mean.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28You've got all your bags, you're trying to manoeuvre out the car.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31And then you get your door keys out and you're like this,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34you're looking like a duck trying to get in the door.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36And then you put your door key in, you go to turn it
0:05:36 > 0:05:38and then it's caught on that loop.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40You know the loop that holds them all together?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43And then you sit there and you can't get out, so you pull it out
0:05:43 > 0:05:46the door, you're shaking them cos you can't use that hand.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Put it back in, turn it...
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oh, honestly, I just need to get, like,
0:05:49 > 0:05:51a butler that works on the door.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Or you could put your bags down, Rylan.- No, that's too much effort.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Especially if it's pissing down. - Fair enough.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01OK, it's time for Round One. Are you ready, teams?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- ALL: Yeah! - Yes, they are ready. They are hyped.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Now, Rickie, this week, this round it's all about one of your sweats.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08It is about one of my sweats.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10It's about, like, if you leave your phone somewhere,
0:06:10 > 0:06:14and then somebody goes through your phone without getting permission from you.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Especially if it's your partner or somebody you're dating.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18It's not very cool, is it?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20What's on your phone that's so incriminating?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Why would you be angered? - Just naughty photos.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- Of you?!- Some are of me.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Where is your phone? - LAUGHTER
0:06:28 > 0:06:33- I tried to take a picture of...that before, and it doesn't work out.- Why?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Because you've got to, you know, you're trying to get the right angle,
0:06:36 > 0:06:39and at the same time, you're trying to keep it going.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40You're like, "OK, ohh! Ohh!"
0:06:40 > 0:06:43You're like, "Which filter do I put on?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46"Oh, God! It's gone again! It's gone again!"
0:06:46 > 0:06:48When I look through a friend's phone, I just think,
0:06:48 > 0:06:51"I want to send an awful text message to somebody."
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Or do, like, a tweet or something.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- That's how I found out that my ex was cheating on me.- Oh, really?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Yeah, and it was when the iPhone just came out,
0:06:58 > 0:07:00and I'd just got one, he'd just got one,
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- and he was in panto. He was Aladdin. - LAUGHTER
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Trust me, it gets so much better. Wait.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08He was like, "You've got an iPhone as well!"
0:07:08 > 0:07:09I was like, "I got it yesterday."
0:07:09 > 0:07:12And he went and made a cup of tea, so I was having a look,
0:07:12 > 0:07:13and then it just popped up...
0:07:13 > 0:07:16"Oh, my God! Is he yours? I feel really bad now."
0:07:16 > 0:07:18So I was like, "What?"
0:07:18 > 0:07:21And it said, "Slide to read."
0:07:21 > 0:07:24You slide to read, do you know what I mean?!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26So I slid to read, and...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28You slid to read!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Yeah, I slid to read,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32and it turns out, he was fucking Jafar.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34GASPS AND LAUGHTER
0:07:34 > 0:07:36APPLAUSE
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, no!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Well, we did some research
0:07:42 > 0:07:45and found a very tiny story that says the majority of love cheats
0:07:45 > 0:07:48are found out by their partner going through their phones.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52So, teams, do you think that you can tell just by looking at someone
0:07:52 > 0:07:56if they are the phone snooper type? Rochelle, what do you think?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Do you think you can see it in someone's face?- I don't know.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01See, I think people would think that I would do it, but I don't.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- I think you would!- I know, see? I've got that air about me.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Rickie's team, what do you think?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Jaime reckons she would know someone straightaway.- Yeah, I think so.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I think there's something a bit witchy about Jaime.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- LAUGHTER - She's like a mad science witch!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Well, I thought we'd put this to the test,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19so we rounded some people up on the street
0:08:19 > 0:08:22and asked them, "Have you ever gone through your partner's phone?"
0:08:22 > 0:08:23The way this is going to work,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26we'll see the person swear on this, The Quiff Of Me.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29The youths of Britain regard this as somewhat of like
0:08:29 > 0:08:31a Bible of the modern age.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- It's like a hairy Bible. LOL! - LAUGHTER
0:08:35 > 0:08:39We got them to swear on this to tell the absolute truth, and all you have
0:08:39 > 0:08:43to do is decide if they are indeed an evil, devious, phone snooper.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45We're going to start with your team, Rickie.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- First one, please. Are they a snooper?- OK.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Hi, my name is Hannah, and on the Quiff Of Grimmy,
0:08:51 > 0:08:52I promise to tell the truth.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Have you ever gone through your partner's phone?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56ALL: Ooh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58What do you think, guys?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01I don't know, she looks pretty confident. Was she Aussie as well?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Did I hear an accent?- I think so.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Definitely, then! Definitely! - Definitely!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- You're saying yes?- We're saying yes. I reckon we're saying yes.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Let's find out.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Yes.- Why?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Because I was a paranoid psycho!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16SHE LAUGHS
0:09:16 > 0:09:19APPLAUSE
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- OK, Melvin's team. One for you.- OK.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Hi, I'm Andy, and I swear on the Quiff Of Grimmy to tell the truth.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Have you ever gone through your partner's phone?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32LAUGHTER
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- All in the eyes.- All in the eyes, they're very stern.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I think he's the sort to be like, "No,"
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- but blatantly he's got his partner's phone in his pocket.- Yes!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Look at that jacket.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46It's zipped up right to the top and that was a hot day.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50- So yeah, we're going to say yes. - He's a snooper? Let's find out.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Yes.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Er, cos I was interested in what was on there.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00He looks so...!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Cheeky chappie!- I want to know what was on there. Cos he's like, "Oh!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06"I could never tell."
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Rickie's team, another one for you!
0:10:09 > 0:10:14Hi, I'm Paul. I swear on the Quiff Of Grimmy that I will tell the truth.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Have you ever gone through your partner's phone?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Bob Dylan, everybody!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19LAUGHTER
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Oh, he looks so sweet, doesn't he?- I love him!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- That's my look when I'm older. - I don't think he has.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I would hate it if he looked through his wife's phone.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I don't think he's got a phone!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32I don't think he's snooped.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35I think he's a bit old school and a bit more traditional.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- What you going for? - We're going to go "no" on this one.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40No, they say, he's not a snooper. Is he?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42No.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I probably wouldn't know how to.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47APPLAUSE
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- Melvin, should we have one more for you?- Yes, please.- OK!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Hi, I'm Lauren. This is my boyfriend, James.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57And on the Quiff Of Grimmy, we swear to tell the truth.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Have you ever gone through your partner's phone?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01LAUGHTER
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Yes!- I reckon she has,
0:11:04 > 0:11:07they then have a bitch fight in the street,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09he then throws the quiff at her,
0:11:09 > 0:11:12she then takes the scarf and lassos him with it,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14he starts crying, they kiss and make up,
0:11:14 > 0:11:17and then they get rid of their phones and live in a field.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Let's find out if that's the answer!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Yes!- James's?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Yeah.- Why?- Erm...
0:11:25 > 0:11:27SHE LAUGHS For a few reasons.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31ROCHELLE: Oh, no!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33The awkward journey home!
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Thank you for playing On The Quiff Of Grimmy!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:11:39 > 0:11:41It says here, Joel Dommett,
0:11:41 > 0:11:44that you have been irritated by air fresheners? Pray tell.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, I bought an air freshener the other day
0:11:47 > 0:11:48because I was forced to.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51My flatmate was like, "You need to get an air freshener,"
0:11:51 > 0:11:53and I don't know if anyone's seen this one,
0:11:53 > 0:11:55but it's the best thing that I've seen in my life.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57The first incredible feature of this air freshener
0:11:57 > 0:12:00is when you walk past it, it's got an infrared sensor on it,
0:12:00 > 0:12:02so it goes, "Pssst!"
0:12:02 > 0:12:05And fragrances your calf muscles, right.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Second incredible feature of this air freshener,
0:12:08 > 0:12:11it is disguised as a stone!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13LAUGHTER
0:12:13 > 0:12:15As soon as I put it in my hallway, I was like,
0:12:15 > 0:12:17"Well, this doesn't go at all."
0:12:17 > 0:12:21Why would they make it dressed as a stone? What's the point?
0:12:21 > 0:12:22It just looks weird in my hallway.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25So I went outside and I got some real stones and I put it around it.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Now I've got a rockery in my hallway.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30LAUGHTER
0:12:30 > 0:12:32OK, time now for Round Two.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35We have been asking our viewers what things
0:12:35 > 0:12:37they have been sweating about.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Now, admittedly, an awful lot of the sweats were foul.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Luckily, there was at least one broadcastable
0:12:42 > 0:12:45common sweat amongst the people of Britain.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49So I'm going to give both teams a clue as to what that sweat was.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52And this week, the clue is in glorious 3-D.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Teams, if you'd like to put on your 3-D glasses that you'll
0:12:55 > 0:12:57find in front of you. Check they're working,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- once you've got your 3-D glasses on. Are you ready?- Yeah.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02LAUGHTER
0:13:02 > 0:13:04BOTH: Wow!
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Yeah!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08LAUGHTER
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Whoa!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13LAUGHTER
0:13:13 > 0:13:14It's like Avatar!
0:13:14 > 0:13:16OK, teams.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18What is it about this
0:13:18 > 0:13:21that our viewers have been sweating about?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24MUSIC: "20th Century Fox Fanfare" by Alfred Newman
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Eeurgh, it's sour! - LAUGHTER
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Any ideas what the audience could
0:13:40 > 0:13:42be sweating about from that incredible clue?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44What was it? A sweet?
0:13:44 > 0:13:48It was a sweet in my mouth with a film soundtrack. This might help.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50SHOPPING TILL DINGS
0:13:50 > 0:13:51- Yeah, that really helped.- Yeah.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53LAUGHTER
0:13:53 > 0:13:55You'd tell us if we looked like pricks, right?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57LAUGHTER
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Do you have any more clues?- No.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Can I have a sweet?- No.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03So it's about sweets and films.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06It is something about sweets and films.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07The price of sweets?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09The price of sweets in cinema.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10You're absolutely correct!
0:14:10 > 0:14:14The great British public have been sweating about very expensive
0:14:14 > 0:14:15pick and mix at cinemas.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18And the public are right.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Pick and mix are insanely expensive and the real sweat is that it's
0:14:21 > 0:14:25so expensive that people are turning to a life of crime.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28I recently had to remortgage my own house after
0:14:28 > 0:14:30a binge at the Swiss Cottage IMAX
0:14:30 > 0:14:32going to see Iron Man 3.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36The team have done some extensive research and discovered I'm not
0:14:36 > 0:14:40the only one who likes to exercise the "try before you buy" technique.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Do you ever do that? Do you ever go and have a little one?
0:14:43 > 0:14:48- Yeah.- I carry the box, "One for the box, some for me!"
0:14:48 > 0:14:49LAUGHTER
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Do remember, of course, that stealing is bad and wrong,
0:14:52 > 0:14:54especially if you get caught.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Pick and mix theft is a gateway to a life of dark and dangerous crime.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01One day you're stealing strawberry laces in Swiss Cottage,
0:15:01 > 0:15:04the next you're trafficking humans across the border.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07It's a slippery slope.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Leads us to our next game, Pick And Nick It.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13CHEERING
0:15:19 > 0:15:22OK, Jaime and Rylan, right here we have our very own
0:15:22 > 0:15:26pick and mix counter, complete with usher.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- How are you? - DEEP VOICE:- I'm fine, Mr Grimshaw.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30AUDIENCE: Wooo!
0:15:30 > 0:15:34I am just an ordinary usher in an extraordinary situation.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37It's the movie guy from the films!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40The cinema voice-over man!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41APPLAUSE
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Are you the actual guy who does the films?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Yeah, my name is Redd Pepper, I do movie trailers
0:15:46 > 0:15:50and television adverts and "Coming soon, one man in a world..."
0:15:50 > 0:15:51That's what I do.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Can you say our names?- Yeah.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Can you say "Rylan - The Musical."
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Rylan - The Musical.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59AUDIENCE: Wooo!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03LAUGHTER
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Could we have "Jaime Winstone stars with Vin Diesel"?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12How about Vin Diesel...
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Jaime Winstone...
0:16:13 > 0:16:15as one.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Coming soon!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21LAUGHTER
0:16:21 > 0:16:23APPLAUSE
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- I love Redd Pepper!- So intense!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Usher, please can you reveal the sweets?
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Indeed.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36OK, Jaime and Rylan, in front of you each is a pile,
0:16:36 > 0:16:37£15 pile of pick and mix.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40What have we got there, Redd Pepper?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43We have Cornish dairy fudge,
0:16:43 > 0:16:47mice, foam banana.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49This is the sexiest sweetshop ever.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50LAUGHTER
0:16:50 > 0:16:53How about...jelly bears?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55LAUGHTER
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Enough, enough, Redd Pepper!
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Jaime and Rylan, you have until the music stops to stuff as many
0:17:03 > 0:17:05sweets as you can into your mouths.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09The person whose pile costs least at the end will win
0:17:09 > 0:17:12a point for their team. OK?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- This is all about tactics, Jaime.- OK...- What?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18So we're eating it, or we're just filling our mouths?
0:17:18 > 0:17:20You can fill or swallow.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22LAUGHTER
0:17:22 > 0:17:24What did you do last night?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26LAUGHTER Fuck off!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28APPLAUSE Fuck off!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- OK, Jaime, are you ready?- I'm ready!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Rylan, are you ready?- Yeah.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35OK, let's do this!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Eat those sweets!
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Here we go!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Jaime's taking it slow.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47There's more time.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Go for loads of light things.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I think Jaime Winstone's going to barf.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Rylan trying to get them in.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Go on, Jaime! Three, two, one!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00OK, stop! Time is up!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03CHEERING
0:18:03 > 0:18:04OK.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Usher...
0:18:08 > 0:18:10RYLAN BURPS
0:18:10 > 0:18:12LAUGHTER
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Usher, how did Rylan do?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Rylan has...
0:18:17 > 0:18:20LAUGHTER
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Rylan has...
0:18:24 > 0:18:28..£7.60 left of sweets.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- OK, £7.60 Rylan's got it down to! - CHEERING
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Jaime got it down to...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35£6.25!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Jaime Winstone is the winner!
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Yes, Jaime!
0:18:39 > 0:18:42APPLAUSE
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Don't worry, Ry.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Thank you, Redd, and thank you for playing Pick And Nick It!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49CHEERING
0:18:57 > 0:19:01OK, time now for one of my own personal sweats.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04And this is something that I'm really envious of.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07You have to figure out what's really making me sweat this week.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09It's making me a little sad if I'm honest, Rylan.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Well, don't be sad, babe. - I can't help it.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14- Shall I give you a clue what it is?- ALL: Yes!
0:19:14 > 0:19:18What is it about this montage that I've been sweating about?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- First up, Gosling. - AUDIENCE:- Woo!
0:19:21 > 0:19:22- Me. - LAUGHTER
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Delevingne.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Me. - LAUGHTER
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- Beckham. - AUDIENCE:- Woo!
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Me.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30LAUGHTER
0:19:30 > 0:19:35- They're all pap pictures.- Yes. - So, I mean...- You're nearly there.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38So it's the pap pictures that you don't pap so well.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40It's kind of right.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42You need to pout better.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45It's not that I need to pout better.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49It's people that just look amazing whenever they have their photo taken.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Yes! That's absolutely correct.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54CHEERING
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I'm always envious of them celebrities that look like they've
0:19:56 > 0:19:59been in a glamorous wind machine and they're not even in a photo shoot.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- That doesn't happen to me.- They're in the street like, "Uh! My hair!"
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Like, Mariah Carey, look at her, look. Always...
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Where's that wind coming from? Constant wind. That's indoors!
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Yeah, but she's amazing.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- You know, she gets her make-up done before she wakes up.- What?!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Deal with that.- I have my Botox done before I wake up.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18How is that possible?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Her make-up artist has a key, comes in, paints the face?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Paints the face, then she wakes up and she's Mariah Carey.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26So she thinks she looks like that all the time.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28She thinks she looks like that the whole time.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Let's have a look at another windy celeb. That doesn't sound right.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Kelly Brook there, always beautiful. - ROCHELLE: On a bike!
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- How do you look good like that on a bike?- That could be windier, though.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Yeah. Could've been windier. - I love a bit of windier, you know?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Who else have we got?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Oh, Megan Fox. - Look at that, Megan Fox.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Is that Megan Fox? - Who did you think that was?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I thought she was like 12 the last time I saw her...
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- She's had a lot of work done.- Oh, good luck to her.- Good luck to her!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58A woman after your own heart. Rylan, you used to be a model, didn't you?
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- Yeah, I did.- Are you professionally photogenic?- I...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Yeah, I know how to take a good photo. That's what I did for years.
0:21:05 > 0:21:10- We have some proof of how good a picture Rylan can take.- No - what?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Just showing you... There we go.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- That is the look.- Next one.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- I mean, you have got that photo face down.- Yeah!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I mean, I've one, you've got one. Next one.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- That was an emotional night. - It's lovely.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33The worst thing is, though,
0:21:33 > 0:21:37if you get photographed next to one of those wind machine celebrities.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38So if you see a celebrity and they're like,
0:21:38 > 0:21:41"Get a picture of you two," and there's the glamorous
0:21:41 > 0:21:43wind machine celebrity. Isn't that right, Jaime Winstone?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45What do you mean?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46LAUGHTER
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- RYLAN:- Unreal!
0:21:49 > 0:21:50That is brilliant!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I hate you!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Amazing!- What, does Kate Moss look good all the time?
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- I'm in my pyjamas at Glastonbury, OK?- She lives at Glastonbury!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06OK, teams, I thought I would give you lot the chance to have your
0:22:06 > 0:22:09very own wind machine makeover picture,
0:22:09 > 0:22:12so come with me into my wind machine photo studio.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15APPLAUSE
0:22:19 > 0:22:23OK, so here we are in my wind machine photo studio.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25I've got cameras and wind machines and everything.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's pretty much all we need.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Right, who wants to go first, who wants to get in here
0:22:29 > 0:22:30and be made like a pop star?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Why don't we do Rochelle? You're already a pop star!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- I knew that was coming!- You can show everyone how to do it!
0:22:36 > 0:22:37A round of applause for Rochelle.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Come on, Rochelle.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45OK, if you would like to take centre stage right here.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Rochelle will show us how it's done, this is just like...
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- What do you want from me?- You know what to do behind a camera, come on!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Sexy...photo.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55I'm going to take it, OK?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Go on, Rochelle, that's it! >
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Let's turn into this one, Rochelle, for your shot.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Here we go, three, two, one, and pose.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Ooh!- Oh, that's it!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08It wasn't it, my eye was shut!
0:23:08 > 0:23:12APPLAUSE
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Thank you very much, Rochelle!
0:23:14 > 0:23:15CHEERING
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Rylan, you want a go?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19CHEERING
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Pulling up his sweats. Right, get over here.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Would you like a hairpiece? - I'd love one!
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- What would you like, blonde, black or ginge?- The ginger!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- We've already been there.- Blonde? - Go back to the beginning.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Let's go back to blonde.- Blonde? - Yeah, pop this on.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Do you want this, whatever this is? - What is that?- I don't know.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Oh, it's a little cape. - Oh, I love a cape!
0:23:43 > 0:23:44I do.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46You pop your little head on.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Oh, no, he's going to ruin his hair!
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- Oh, the cape's going to be nice in the wind.- You look like Supergirl!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56He's so cute!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Rylan, give it everything you've got. Come on, work it.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- Come on, Rylan!- Blonde extensions are back. Work the hair!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03WIND MACHINE STARTS
0:24:03 > 0:24:05ROCHELLE: Now it's going!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Are you ready?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Rylan!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Three, two, one, work!
0:24:12 > 0:24:15CHEERING
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Oh, my gosh!
0:24:21 > 0:24:25I think Rylan's is good and deserves a point for Melvin's team.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- I'm going to do one. Will you take it?- Of course!
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- I'm going to get on here. Should I have a wig on?- The boa as well!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Shall we go for this wig?- The boa!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38This wind is going to be good with my hair! Let's do me and Melvin.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41LAUGHTER
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Are you ready?- Yeah, work it, Grimshaw, work it!
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Me and Melvs are ready.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Are you ready?- Yep. - OK.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52In three, two, one...
0:24:52 > 0:24:55LAUGHTER
0:24:55 > 0:24:57- Let's have a look. - This is incredible.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Best photo I've ever taken.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01APPLAUSE
0:25:01 > 0:25:02That's pretty good!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Thank you, teams!
0:25:14 > 0:25:18OK, time now for Rickie and Melvin - The Challenges.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23And this week's sweat is all about spoilt celebrities
0:25:23 > 0:25:25and their diva demands.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Rochelle.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28LAUGHTER
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Rickie, how do you think you got on with this?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Last week was really hard. I think I did all right this week.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34- Did all right?- I think so.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Pretending to be a diva was fine for you?- It was easy.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Melvin, do you think you've won this challenge?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41No, but it was a lot of fun.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42LAUGHTER
0:25:42 > 0:25:45OK, let's find out how they got on as we play
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Rickie and Melvin - The Challenges.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50APPLAUSE
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- Psst, down here. Hi, guys.- Hello.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Sorry we had to meet here again.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Right, this week's challenge is all about celebrity divas,
0:25:58 > 0:26:01when celebrities turn into spoilt eight-year-olds just
0:26:01 > 0:26:02because they're famous.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Well, this week I'm going to transform you into those
0:26:05 > 0:26:07celebrity divas.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10I have your tasks here in gold envelopes.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12OK, go and do it. Bye!
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Oh, before you go, will you get me some toilet roll?
0:26:14 > 0:26:17But black toilet roll. I don't do white toilet roll.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28We could get punched today.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30That one point is mine.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32You know I'm going to win this.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35I am so ready.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40LAUGHTER
0:26:41 > 0:26:43"Celebs rarely pay for stuff.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45"Blag yourself a free gift." Nice one.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50You all right?
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Don't want to make a big deal out of this.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54As you know, I'm a big celebrity.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57How about two char chars for free? Yeah?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- I'm Melvin Odoom, though.- No.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Your choice.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Hey, fellas! How are you doing?
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Rickie Haywood-Williams. Who's got my free fish?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Free fish?
0:27:12 > 0:27:13What?
0:27:17 > 0:27:21"Convince someone you're being followed by paparazzi." What?
0:27:21 > 0:27:25You're a lazy celeb. Get someone to carry you across the road.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27LAUGHTER
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Excuse me. Finally, someone who looks like they can help me.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32I'm trying to get to that coffee shop over there.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Excuse me.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36You know it's me, right?
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Don't make it obvious.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41There's a guy behind you, I think he's paparazzi.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44And I can't afford to get pictured again.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48Could you just give me a piggyback over there?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50I'm not heavy. I haven't even eaten today.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Can you just shield me with your jacket just across the road?
0:27:53 > 0:27:58Is that cool? Mind the road, mind the road, mind the road.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00APPLAUSE
0:28:10 > 0:28:15Get your own VIP area in a restaurant.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18Get someone to stir your coffee in an anticlockwise direction.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23- Hi.- Hi.- Don't make it look like you recognise me or anything.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27Would it be OK to kind of cordon off an area for me?
0:28:27 > 0:28:29I've got a rope.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31And if you cordon it off for me...
0:28:35 > 0:28:36You don't know who I am?
0:28:36 > 0:28:37Really?
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Excuse me. Don't make a big deal out of it,
0:28:41 > 0:28:43but could you possibly stir my drink for me?
0:28:43 > 0:28:47It's Melvin Odoom. He doesn't stir his drink. It's getting cool.
0:28:47 > 0:28:50It's got to be at room temperature. No, no. Anticlockwise.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:28:52 > 0:28:56You can sell that online. Get some money for it, girl.
0:28:59 > 0:29:01APPLAUSE
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Well done, Rickie and Melvin.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07However, the point goes to Melvin's team!
0:29:07 > 0:29:09APPLAUSE
0:29:12 > 0:29:14What's been making you sweat, Rylan?
0:29:14 > 0:29:16It says on this card here,
0:29:16 > 0:29:20a T-shirt on a tall boy makes you sweat. Why?
0:29:20 > 0:29:22I didn't mean it like that.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24I think she just got the wrong end of the stick on the phone.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26LAUGHTER
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Explain why. Explain.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Obviously, I'm six foot five, so...
0:29:33 > 0:29:36- Why are you complaining about your height?- Don't mind me.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39- You will grow, I promise you. - Don't say that next to Melvin!
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Can we get you to stand up? Because Melvin and Rylan...
0:29:42 > 0:29:44AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:29:44 > 0:29:46- Look at that.- I wish I was your height, man.- Do you know what?
0:29:46 > 0:29:49I'm happy that I'm tall, but when I go shopping, obviously,
0:29:49 > 0:29:53because I'm quite slim, I'm a small or an extra-small in size,
0:29:53 > 0:29:56- but that means that when I stand up properly.... - LAUGHTER
0:29:56 > 0:29:59It comes up there and I'm like wearing a belly top.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03Right, teams, the next round is The Big Little Question.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06Last week I asked my Radio 1 breakfast show listeners
0:30:06 > 0:30:09the biggest little question that we've been sweating about
0:30:09 > 0:30:12this week, and this is something I think that everyone can relate to.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15We were inundated with texts about this, almost harassed.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17I asked the question,
0:30:17 > 0:30:21"What are the top three ways to be annoying online?"
0:30:21 > 0:30:24And we are looking for all those things that people say or do
0:30:24 > 0:30:26about themselves that annoys other people.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29You get three points for guessing the top one,
0:30:29 > 0:30:32two points for the second one, and one point for the third answer.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Teams, what do you think?
0:30:34 > 0:30:37When people treat you and correct you on your spelling.
0:30:37 > 0:30:38- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41I'm not a violent person but I want to smack them out.
0:30:41 > 0:30:42LAUGHTER
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Is spelling on there?
0:30:45 > 0:30:46BUZZER
0:30:46 > 0:30:49Oh, no. Any ideas over here?
0:30:49 > 0:30:51What do you find annoying on the internet,
0:30:51 > 0:30:56- Joel Dommett?- When people are like, "Oh, no, oh, no, down the gym.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59"It hurts so much doing 120g..."
0:30:59 > 0:31:01A humble brag is very annoying.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Oh, it's so irritating.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06Is humble brag there?
0:31:06 > 0:31:09It's there! One point for Rickie's team!
0:31:11 > 0:31:14- None of us would never do anything like that, would we?- No, never.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- No, we'd never. - ROCHELLE: Probably, I would.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19Oh, what's that, Rylan?
0:31:21 > 0:31:28NICK READS OUT TWEET
0:31:28 > 0:31:30AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:31:30 > 0:31:32I'm going through my, like,
0:31:32 > 0:31:34"I'm sad, single and watching Sex And The City" phase.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Anything that annoys you over here, Melvin?
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Girls that take pictures in toilets. I don't know why girls do that.
0:31:40 > 0:31:43Girls' toilets are so much nicer than boys' toilets.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46Don't take a picture in the toilet! The club's there, outside the club,
0:31:46 > 0:31:49- but why the toilet?- Toilet pictures, are they in the top three?
0:31:49 > 0:31:50BUZZER
0:31:50 > 0:31:53- No. No.- OK.- Any ideas over here?
0:31:53 > 0:31:54Is it, like...
0:31:54 > 0:31:57You know, public displays of affection.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59So maybe on Twitter when two couples get together
0:31:59 > 0:32:03and they start tweeting each other about how much they love each other?
0:32:03 > 0:32:06Is it on there? Lovey dovey things.
0:32:06 > 0:32:08It is, lovely dovey couples! You win two points.
0:32:08 > 0:32:10APPLAUSE
0:32:10 > 0:32:15- None of you guys would do anything like that, would you?- No.- No. Uh-oh.
0:32:15 > 0:32:16Oh, Rylan, what's this?
0:32:16 > 0:32:17Oh, for fuck's sake!
0:32:18 > 0:32:20This is a set-up!
0:32:20 > 0:32:24NICK READS OUT TWEET
0:32:24 > 0:32:26- ROCHELLE: Winky face!- Winky smiley!
0:32:27 > 0:32:31Any other ideas that are up there? What's the top one?
0:32:31 > 0:32:34This is what annoys me. I don't know if it's number one.
0:32:34 > 0:32:38But do you have fake people that, like, pretend to be you?
0:32:38 > 0:32:41Yeah, the fake me is better than me on Twitter.
0:32:41 > 0:32:45I follow the fake you - he's hilarious.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47- Fakers, are they on there? - BUZZER
0:32:47 > 0:32:50No! Top answer, anyone? What could it be?
0:32:50 > 0:32:52What would really annoy you,
0:32:52 > 0:32:55if you were at work, on your computer, and it pops up?
0:32:55 > 0:32:58What makes you want to throw that computer out of a window?
0:32:58 > 0:33:00People that take photos of themselves,
0:33:00 > 0:33:02like, their bodies and stuff.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- Are you saying a selfie?- Yeah.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07Is the number one thing a selfie?
0:33:07 > 0:33:10Sexy selfies is number one!
0:33:10 > 0:33:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:14 > 0:33:16- Three points for your team. - Oh, good.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19No-one here would do that, though, would they? No! No.
0:33:19 > 0:33:21LAUGHTER
0:33:21 > 0:33:24What's that reflected in that plughole there?
0:33:27 > 0:33:29No, that doesn't... That's my knee.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31Thought it was a big of scrotum.
0:33:32 > 0:33:37Here's some we got sent in that really annoyed everyone. Vague-ing.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Have you been affected by vague-ing?
0:33:39 > 0:33:42When people say things like, "Can't believe that just happened."
0:33:42 > 0:33:44Oh, yeah, that is SO annoying.
0:33:44 > 0:33:45They want you to say, "What's happened?"
0:33:45 > 0:33:47This one annoys me - food.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50Food pictures and people who put a picture up of food
0:33:50 > 0:33:52and write underneath it "nomnom."
0:33:52 > 0:33:54LAUGHTER
0:33:54 > 0:33:58- Grow up!- That one's like LOL for her. I hate that.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01- "Nomnom..." Oh, shut up.- Nom...nom.
0:34:01 > 0:34:05Nomnom. And also, this wouldn't have happened a few years ago
0:34:05 > 0:34:06before you had a camera phone.
0:34:06 > 0:34:09You'd never have gone on holiday, put your film in your camera,
0:34:09 > 0:34:11took a picture.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Took it to Boots, got it developed,
0:34:14 > 0:34:18go round Jaime Winstone's house and go, "Look at that carbonara."
0:34:20 > 0:34:21Bit of toast.
0:34:22 > 0:34:26You'd never do that, would you? Why do you want to see food? Nomnom.
0:34:28 > 0:34:32Erm, would you both like, teams, the chance for a bonus point?
0:34:32 > 0:34:34- Yes!- This is pretty good, right?
0:34:34 > 0:34:38I have three envelopes here. One, two, three.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41Each of these envelopes contains one of the top three answers
0:34:41 > 0:34:43for ways to be annoying online.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46To win a point, one member of each team must select an envelope.
0:34:46 > 0:34:50If they're brave enough to post whatever is in that envelope online,
0:34:50 > 0:34:53they will win one glorious point for their team.
0:34:53 > 0:34:54Do we want to do this?
0:34:54 > 0:34:56- Yeah, let's do it. - OK. Let's do this.
0:34:56 > 0:35:00Rickie, which envelope would your team like?
0:35:00 > 0:35:03- Let's go number three. - OK, this is for you.
0:35:05 > 0:35:08What is in there for a bonus point for your team,
0:35:08 > 0:35:11- to embarrass yourself online? - THEY LAUGH
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Make sure you show it, please, to the camera, so we all know.
0:35:15 > 0:35:17APPLAUSE
0:35:17 > 0:35:19Rylan...
0:35:19 > 0:35:23I'll only do it if you do the third one for me.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25- OK.- Is that fair? - Well, it's bullying.
0:35:25 > 0:35:27LAUGHTER
0:35:27 > 0:35:31OK, well, you've got to do the topless selfie before I do this.
0:35:31 > 0:35:32- Right now, yeah?- Right now.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34- OK, what, just get...- Get it out!
0:35:34 > 0:35:36If you want...
0:35:36 > 0:35:37APPLAUSE
0:35:37 > 0:35:39Whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43Listen. I need help. I need help. Rylan, you're a model.
0:35:43 > 0:35:44Come and give me some help.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47APPLAUSE
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Listen, you've got to do it with me. You got to do it with me.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53He just wants to undress you, Rickie. That's what's happening here.
0:35:53 > 0:35:55I'm not ready for this.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57- Joel, you sit down. - Let me just get out of the way.
0:35:57 > 0:35:59SCREAMING FROM AUDIENCE
0:35:59 > 0:36:00Look at that.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- Rickie is tensing so hard! - Shut up, Rochelle!
0:36:03 > 0:36:04I so am.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06- OK, you two ready? - RYLAN:- Ready.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09I've not got a body like that, as we all know.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11- RICKIE:- You've got to show a bit as well.
0:36:11 > 0:36:15- Oh!- Oh, my God.- Oh, no, this is so embarrassing. You go.
0:36:15 > 0:36:16This is so gay.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18- Rickie's a pro.- Done.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20There we go. It's done, everybody.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22APPLAUSE
0:36:22 > 0:36:25APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:36:25 > 0:36:27Too much, Rylan. Too much.
0:36:27 > 0:36:30Can we see the picture, please, Rickie on camera one?
0:36:30 > 0:36:32- LAUGHTER - Oh, my God.
0:36:32 > 0:36:34APPLAUSE
0:36:34 > 0:36:37Right, we're going to post that online now. That is online.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39You can go and see that right now.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Right, what do you want? One or two?
0:36:41 > 0:36:43- Please can we have one?- Here you go.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45- Oh, sorry!- Aargh!
0:36:45 > 0:36:46LAUGHTER
0:36:46 > 0:36:50Maybe that started the birth! Who's going to do it from your team?
0:36:50 > 0:36:53- Ohhh.- Who's going to do it? - Lovey dovey.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56- For Rochelle, I think.- Oh, Rochelle, you've got to do this.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59- You have to do this. - Marvin's going to think he's...
0:36:59 > 0:37:02- Count his lucky stars at the minute! - You don't have to do it to Marvin.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04- Why don't you do another one? - To who?!
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Like that little 'un. Aston.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08LAUGHTER
0:37:08 > 0:37:12Tweet Aston, just being like, "I love you baby. I miss you."
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Do you know how much hate I'm going to get from JLS fans?
0:37:16 > 0:37:19- It'll be worth it for a laugh. - What do you want me to say?
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Just put... "Do you ever feel like you chose the wrong one out of the lot?"
0:37:22 > 0:37:24LAUGHTER
0:37:24 > 0:37:26- I can't!- You can!
0:37:28 > 0:37:31- I think that's sweet.- Kiss kiss kiss.- "Do you ever feel like...."
0:37:31 > 0:37:34- No, just one kiss.- No, at least six.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36LAUGHTER
0:37:36 > 0:37:39It's got to be more than one, so he'll know you're serious.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41"..you chose the wrong one."
0:37:41 > 0:37:42- Perfect.- That's nice.
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Oh, my God. That's going.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Well done, Rochelle. That will go online...
0:37:49 > 0:37:51now, for a point for your team. It's online!
0:37:51 > 0:37:53APPLAUSE
0:37:54 > 0:37:57- That means I've got to do the third one?- Yes.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59You definitely have to after I've done that.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02Humble brag. I hate a humble brag.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04I hate it. OK, where's my phone?
0:38:04 > 0:38:06OK, why don't I say...
0:38:06 > 0:38:09"I'm so sick of people telling me...
0:38:11 > 0:38:12"..how fresh I look...
0:38:12 > 0:38:14LAUGHTER
0:38:14 > 0:38:16"..after presenting...
0:38:18 > 0:38:20"..a national breakfast show..."
0:38:22 > 0:38:25"..and a BBC Three panel show."
0:38:25 > 0:38:26LAUGHTER
0:38:26 > 0:38:27"I've got good genes. Sue me."
0:38:27 > 0:38:29LAUGHTER
0:38:29 > 0:38:33That is literally the worst tweet of all time.
0:38:33 > 0:38:36That is awful! It's making me angry.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38I want to unfollow myself.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40- I'm going to re-tweet it!- Here we go.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42And that is going online...
0:38:42 > 0:38:45now! What am I doing this for?
0:38:45 > 0:38:46I don't even have a point!
0:38:46 > 0:38:49- LAUGHTER - I'm just being a dick.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51LAUGHTER
0:38:51 > 0:38:53OK, well done, teams. That's incredible work.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55APPLAUSE
0:38:57 > 0:38:58OK, time now for the Sweatbox,
0:38:58 > 0:39:01where you get to actually help members of this very audience
0:39:01 > 0:39:05who will tell you what small thing they have been sweating about.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Do your best to help them out with advice,
0:39:07 > 0:39:09and whichever team they decide has given them the most help
0:39:09 > 0:39:12will get the point. Are you ready, teams?
0:39:12 > 0:39:14- Yes.- Yes, we are.
0:39:14 > 0:39:15Good. Who's in the Sweatbox?
0:39:15 > 0:39:19- Hi, I'm Lorette.- What have you been sweating about, Lorette?
0:39:19 > 0:39:23Well, my boyfriend is a massive cry-baby.
0:39:23 > 0:39:24- Oh, no!- Oh, no.
0:39:24 > 0:39:25Why is he crying?
0:39:26 > 0:39:28He does this thing where,
0:39:28 > 0:39:31when he sees roadkill on the side of the road,
0:39:31 > 0:39:34he prays in his head in the hope that it goes to heaven.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Oh, my God! Every time I see a dead fox
0:39:36 > 0:39:38or dead whatever, I'm like, "Oh, my God."
0:39:38 > 0:39:40LAUGHTER
0:39:40 > 0:39:43- Is your boyfriend here? - He is.- Where?
0:39:43 > 0:39:44LAUGHTER
0:39:44 > 0:39:46So, does he only cry at roadkill?
0:39:46 > 0:39:49He cries at films as well. Bridesmaids is quite a...
0:39:49 > 0:39:52- Bridesmaids?! - LAUGHTER
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Any advice? What advice would you give Lorette in the Sweatbox?
0:39:55 > 0:39:57If he cries like a baby all the time, next time he cries,
0:39:57 > 0:40:00give him a cuddle, cradle him like a baby, get your boob out,
0:40:00 > 0:40:02- put your nipple in his mouth... - LAUGHTER
0:40:02 > 0:40:05..give him some milk! Everyone's a winner.
0:40:06 > 0:40:10Rickie's advice is to breastfeed your adult boyfriend.
0:40:10 > 0:40:13- Rylan's got some advice. - Rylan?- Go on.- Do you know what?
0:40:13 > 0:40:15I think you should count yourself fucking lucky,
0:40:15 > 0:40:18cos I've been single for four years and he's a good-looking lad,
0:40:18 > 0:40:20and you seem like a lovely couple.
0:40:20 > 0:40:21AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:40:21 > 0:40:24APPLAUSE
0:40:26 > 0:40:28ROCHELLE: He's going to go!
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Thinking about your boyfriend!
0:40:33 > 0:40:36Whose advice are you going to go for, Team Rickie or Team Melvin?
0:40:36 > 0:40:38Definitely Team Melvin.
0:40:38 > 0:40:40Yeah!
0:40:40 > 0:40:41APPLAUSE
0:40:43 > 0:40:44Who's next in the Sweatbox?
0:40:44 > 0:40:45Hi, I'm Lauren.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47- ALL:- Hi, Lauren!
0:40:47 > 0:40:51- What have you been sweating about? - I want to ditch my bridesmaid.
0:40:51 > 0:40:53- ROCHELLE: Oh, my God!- Why?
0:40:53 > 0:40:55Why's that? Why do you want to ditch her?
0:40:55 > 0:40:59So, basically, I was a bit drunk one night,
0:40:59 > 0:41:02got a bit carried away with wedding talk, and I asked my best friend's
0:41:02 > 0:41:05girlfriend to be my bridesmaid. But I didn't really mean it.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08ROCHELLE: No!
0:41:08 > 0:41:10And now she's so excited about the wedding,
0:41:10 > 0:41:12I don't know how to tell her.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15I think tell her on a BBC Three panel show.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16LAUGHTER
0:41:16 > 0:41:20- That's why I'm here!- That's the nice way, I think. Sensitive.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23Maybe watch this show with her at the same time. That might work.
0:41:23 > 0:41:26Yeah, watch it with her and when this bit comes on, you just LOL.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Couldn't you just pretend you said something else,
0:41:29 > 0:41:32like, you wanted a bright spade or something?
0:41:34 > 0:41:36- That's a good one. - That's great advice.
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Or you could sleep with your best friend
0:41:38 > 0:41:40and she won't want to be your bridesmaid.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42Whose advice are you going to take?
0:41:42 > 0:41:46Pretend you asked for a bright spade or sleep with your best friend?
0:41:46 > 0:41:50- So I don't get in trouble, I'm going with the bright spade.- Bright spade!
0:41:50 > 0:41:53CHEERING
0:41:53 > 0:41:57That was the final round. Thank you, Sweatboxers.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00APPLAUSE
0:42:00 > 0:42:04So, that is it, and I can reveal that tonight's winners are...
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Melvin's team!
0:42:06 > 0:42:08APPLAUSE
0:42:12 > 0:42:16A big thank you to Rickie, Jaime Winstone,
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Joel Dommett, Melvin,
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Rochelle, and Rylan.
0:42:20 > 0:42:24This has been Sweat The Small Stuff. I've been Nick Grimshaw. Goodnight.
0:42:24 > 0:42:27APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
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