0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language
0:00:17 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hello, I'm Nick Grimshaw.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff Extra Sweaty.
0:00:33 > 0:00:39Hello! Hello, everyone, welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:00:39 > 0:00:42the show that makes a big deal about the little things in life.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Because the little things really are worth sweating about.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48But I cannot do it alone, so shall we meet our team captains?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49- AUDIENCE:- Yeah!
0:00:49 > 0:00:55Yeah. OK, they're like a very tanned, voluptuous Olsen twins.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58But with, like, less money and more penis.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01It's Rickie Haywood Williams and Melvin O'Doom!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03CHEERING
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Shall we meet your teams this week? - Yes.- Let's do it.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12On Rickie's team this evening is a former member of Girls Aloud,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15who's sweating it because she's about to release her autobiography.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17All she needs to do now is find someone to write it.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18It's Kimberley Walsh!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20CHEERING
0:01:21 > 0:01:25And we have an award-winning comedian
0:01:25 > 0:01:29who's about to marry his model girlfriend, but is sweating it
0:01:29 > 0:01:31because she's used up all his eyeliner this morning.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33It's Russell Kane, everybody.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35CHEERING
0:01:37 > 0:01:42And over on Melvin's team, she's only gone and made it to show four!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44It's Rochelle Humes, everybody!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45CHEERING
0:01:45 > 0:01:48MUSIC: "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Yes, Rochelle!
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Yes, Rochelle!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00You lot are mad.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Show four.- Do you want me to get through show four?
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Because those sort of bangs are not going to help this situation.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Do you have one of them when the baby comes out?- I hope so.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Is someone going to be there with a confetti cannon?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And joining them, a member of a boy band who famously released
0:02:15 > 0:02:18a range of condoms, who's sweating it because that practical joke
0:02:18 > 0:02:21he played on Marvin really has backfired.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22It's Aston Merrygold!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24CHEERING
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- How are you, Rochelle?- I'm good.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- That was an intense start to the show.- I know. I'm all right now.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35When we started this, they were like, "She'll make one,
0:02:35 > 0:02:36"she'll make maybe two."
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Show four, Rochelle!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I know! Good!
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Seriously, though, where the fuck is this baby?- I know.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- It's been three years now! - Everyone keeps saying to me,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52"You have been pregnant for ever."
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I'm like, "You're telling me." Yeah, I feel like it's dragging now.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Russell Kane is here, everybody, look!
0:02:59 > 0:03:00CHEERING
0:03:02 > 0:03:08- It says here that one of your sweats is me. Ohh!- No, it's complimentary.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10It's that people think I'm you the whole time.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Really? - Yeah, when I walk down the street,
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I get, "Grimmy, Grimmy!" quite a lot.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17They obviously think we look similar, even though we don't.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Clearly, we couldn't look more different.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21But all the time, I get it. If I'm out in a club...
0:03:21 > 0:03:24and I sweat, not because I look like you -
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- you're devastatingly handsome. - Thank you, darling.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I get embarrassed for the person.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31If they've done a long speech, "I really love your radio show."
0:03:31 > 0:03:36You're like, "God." And I've Googled myself before to show that I'm not for you.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Yes.- But the worst one was, I did the Hammersmith Apollo,
0:03:38 > 0:03:40which is a big gig for a comedian.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I don't know if any of you guys do this, I like to sneak amongst
0:03:43 > 0:03:46the audience when they're arriving, to see what kind of crowd it is.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- You did what?- In the foyer, I go in the foyer and watch people arriving
0:03:49 > 0:03:50so I can see what mood the crowd's in.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Me and Aston and Rochelle all looked at each other like, "No!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56"We've never done that!"
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Anyway, someone saw me, but they thought it was you coming to see me.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03So they actually said, "I didn't know you were a fan of Russell!"
0:04:03 > 0:04:05So I got Grimmy-ed in my own gig.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- Time now for round one. Are you ready, teams?- Yes!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Sweat The Small Stuff is all about the little things in life.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16So when we scour the news, we don't care about important stories,
0:04:16 > 0:04:19mainly because they take too long to read, but also
0:04:19 > 0:04:22because we're too busy, too focused, about reading things like this.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Tiny, tiny news stories.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Porn sites attract more visitors than Netflix,
0:04:27 > 0:04:33Amazon and Twitter combined. That's a lot of people looking at porn.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Why are you looking at me when you say that?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39My eyeballs just fell over there.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Aston, do you like the old porn? Or the new porn?
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- I'm not, like, a laptop porn watcher.- Don't lie!- TV is just fine.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49You watch it on TV?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52What, just like Hollyoaks Late?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Embarrassing Bodies.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00You're going to get an explanation...
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- That's quite old school. Porn on TV. - I didn't know you could get that.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Only because, this is the thing, if you've got younger siblings
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- and they're always like, "iPad, laptop," and all that.- I hate iPads.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- It's really annoying. - They are easy to clean, though.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17LAUGHTER AND GROANS
0:05:19 > 0:05:22APPLAUSE
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- When I think of porn, I think of...- Marvin.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31No, I think of really seedy old men.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Have you ever watched it? - No comment, but I don't watch it.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36What did you say?
0:05:36 > 0:05:37ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Aston, don't even try it cos...
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Did you say has she ever watched porn?- Yes, have you?
0:05:43 > 0:05:44I know what you're going to say!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Go on, do it. Whatever...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Basically, me and Marv used to have a flat.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Obviously, when Roch...
0:05:52 > 0:05:55You're such a knob!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57This is so not true!
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Aston Marvin!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Right. Me and Marv had this flat. When Rochelle and Marvin
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- started, er...- Dating.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11One night, I'm just chilling in the house, ready to go out,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13all that kind of stuff, these two come in.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17They're like, "Good to see you." I'm like, "Oh, bye. Cool. Gone"
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You start hearing...AARGHHH!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I was like, "Wow! Go, Marv!"
0:06:24 > 0:06:27It was when Paranormal Activity came out.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- No!- We were watching... I swear!
0:06:30 > 0:06:35- On my life!- That music was playing in the background.- It wasn't!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37That's paranormal. That's paranormal right there!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:06:44 > 0:06:47So, what this is all about, the reason we're talking about porn
0:06:47 > 0:06:49is because this round is all figuring out
0:06:49 > 0:06:52if we can, just by looking at someone,
0:06:52 > 0:06:53judge if they have watched porn.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55We thought we'd put this to the test
0:06:55 > 0:06:57so we rounded up some people on the street
0:06:57 > 0:06:59and asked them, "Do you watch porn?"
0:06:59 > 0:07:03The way this is going to work, we'll see that person swear on this.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05ANGELIC MUSIC
0:07:05 > 0:07:07The Quiff of Me!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09We got them to swear on it the absolute truth.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11All you teams have to do is decide
0:07:11 > 0:07:13if they are, indeed, a lover of all things rude.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16We're going to start with your team, Melvin.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Let's have the first one, please.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Hi, my name is Stephanie,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23and on the Quiff of Grimmy, I swear to tell the truth.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Do you watch porn?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28LAUGHTER
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- She looked a little bit insulted.- Yeah.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Also, she looks like she'd just left court.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- What are we saying, though, guys?- I don't know.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40She either looks like, "Oh, shit, how did you guess?" or...
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Exactly, that's exactly it. - Do you think so?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- She's a secret porn watcher. - Is she going to admit it, yes?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- I don't know, you call it. - You're the captain.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- I'm going to say yes.- I think yes, as well. Let's find out.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Mm, sometimes.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54What sort?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Anything that I can find.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00LAUGHTER
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Oh, my!- That was good.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Anything she can find. - Anything! Anything!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Anything she can get her dirty little hands on.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Anything.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Let's have another one. Let's do it for Rickie's team.- OK.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Hi, my name is Filippo, and on the Quiff of Grimmy,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- I swear to tell the truth. - Do you watch porn?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- We had him on before, do you remember?- Yes.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Last time we asked him, have you had sex with more than eight people,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31and he was like, "What, at the same time?"
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- So that's a yes.- We're saying yes. - You're going to go yes.- 100%.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38They're saying yes, he loves the porn.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Of course! Daily.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- He was offended that we asked the question.- "Of course! How dare you?!
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- "I'm French!" One for you.- Yes.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Hi, my name is Isabel,
0:08:52 > 0:08:55and I swear on the Quiff of Grimmy to tell the absolute truth.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Do you watch porn?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- She's going to lie. - She's going to lie.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- She looks like she is IN a porno now.- Or at least she looks like...
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- What are we saying, Rochelle? - I don't know.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I think she's going to play it like she hasn't.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- You're going no? - We're going to say no.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16They're saying no, let's find out.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20I don't watch it but I have watched it. But I don't watch it regularly.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23I know someone who made porno films, so I watched,
0:09:23 > 0:09:26just out of interest, just to see his work.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- LAUGHTER - She's... She's panicking so hard!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32"No, I mean, well..."
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Rickie's team, one for you.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Hi, my name is Bethany,
0:09:40 > 0:09:45I promise to swear the absolute truth on...the Quiff of Grimmy.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Do you watch porn?- I...
0:09:47 > 0:09:50LAUGHTER
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- She's amazing.- What do you think?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- AUDIENCE: Yes! - Yes?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57She was going to say yes, and then she thought about it.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58She looks a bit like
0:09:58 > 0:10:01she's going to go, "Willies are dirty!" or something.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- What are you going for? - We're going to say no.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Let's find out.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Yes.- What sort?
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Um, all sorts. Depends what, you know, you know.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Oh, God!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- ROCHELLE:- That was amazing! That was so good.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Thank you for playing on the Quiff of Grimmy, everybody.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28CHEERING
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Aston, I have some of your sweats here,
0:10:35 > 0:10:37some things that have been making you annoyed.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Being tiny...is something that makes you sweat.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Welcome to my world!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Who is taller, you or Melvin? - I'm not sure.- Stand up.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I think...Aston's taller.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50He's got that bit of hair.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54He's got a quarter of an inch of hair.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55He's got that bit of hair.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I want to say Melvin. Melvin always tiptoes
0:10:57 > 0:10:59whenever he stands next to somebody.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Kimberley.- He might have the edge. Melvin might have the edge.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Melvin might have the edge. Russell?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07What about footwear? One of them might have a special shoe on.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Would you like to look at their shoes?- They've got to go barefoot.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Barefoot is the only way we can do this.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Awkward pair of shoes.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Aston, round the front, please.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19You need to go back to back. That's how your parents make you do it.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Here we go.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Finally put this age-old battle to bed.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Who is taller? Aston or Melvin?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Aston...
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Aston!- Is it Aston?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You win a point for your team.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:33 > 0:11:36CHEERING DROWNS SPEECH
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Why do they get a point for that? - Because they're small.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Because they're small!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43We need to think of something to measure so that we can get a point.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48What do you have against song hijackers?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Tell me what a song hijacker is.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53We've got some singers here, so I don't include the singers,
0:11:53 > 0:11:56but if you're singing a song indoors and you're going out with someone
0:11:56 > 0:11:58that's a song hijacker,
0:11:58 > 0:12:02you'll start to hum a song and you'll get one lyric wrong.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05My milkshake brings all the MEN to the yard.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06They'll take over the song.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Not only do they take over, but they correct it.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10They do it in a loud voice.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13My milkshake brings all the...BOYS together...
0:12:13 > 0:12:16My dad does that. It's so annoying.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17I do it!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Are you a corrector?- Yes!
0:12:20 > 0:12:21- Oritse does that.- Does he?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23On stage at Wembley.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27No, literally - you can ask Marv, J...
0:12:27 > 0:12:32We'll sing... On purpose. He'll be on his iPad just, whatever.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Someone will start singing something
0:12:34 > 0:12:36and within three seconds he takes over the song
0:12:36 > 0:12:37and finish the song.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Jessie J does that on The Voice.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:12:41 > 0:12:42She's like, "Woah!"
0:12:44 > 0:12:45All right!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48She always does that. The person's like, "Er...
0:12:48 > 0:12:51"You've got two albums and I'm just trying to audition."
0:12:51 > 0:12:52She's like, "Woah!"
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Choose me!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58She'd like it if the chair turned round
0:12:58 > 0:13:00and there was a mirror of herself.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01"Woah-oh-oh!"
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Can you go to karaoke with your friends, Kimberley?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I hate going to karaoke with people who can actually sing.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10If I'm going to do it, I'll probably be drunk
0:13:10 > 0:13:11and I'll go for it.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16- Sarah loves it.- You can tell Sarah Harding loves karaoke.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17She does it 24/7.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- Mustang Sally is her favourite. - Mustang Sally!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24That's my dream night out - me, Sarah Harding...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26She's the karaoke queen. We just leave her to it.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- I can so imagine that! - You can all envision it, can't you?!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Can you do Girls Aloud songs if you go to karaoke?
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- Er... It's a bit cringe. - That's what I'd do, I think.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I'd like you to do it, yeah.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I could do it but can you do it?
0:13:40 > 0:13:45- I'd do it with you, karaoke. - Thank you, Kimberley!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48I interviewed Rihanna once and I said, "When everyone's drunk
0:13:48 > 0:13:50"or in the car or going on their holidays,
0:13:50 > 0:13:52"everyone listens to Rihanna, so what do you listen to?
0:13:52 > 0:13:53She was like, "Me."
0:13:54 > 0:13:59I was like, "Really?" She was like, "Yeah. I make the best pop songs."
0:14:01 > 0:14:03OK, time now for round two.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I'm going to give both teams a clue as to something our audience
0:14:05 > 0:14:07have been sweating about.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09If you guess what it is, you win a point for your team.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14What is it about this that has been getting them all sweaty?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17It's something that I think that also everybody does...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- SHE WHISPERS - OK.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Can I just have a...
0:14:23 > 0:14:25pain au chocolat...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30..and a glass of the Chateauneuf-du-Pape
0:14:30 > 0:14:32and a quesadilla.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Quesadilla!
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Are you for real? Are you ordering food while you're presenting?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- That was actually your clue, that's called acting.- Oh, wow.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Did you like that? What was it about that that our audience,
0:14:45 > 0:14:47and I, have been sweating about?
0:14:47 > 0:14:52- Divas who order food in the middle of TV shows?- No, I quite like that.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Any ideas, Kimberley, what it could be about that that's irritating?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58I do find it really irritating
0:14:58 > 0:15:01when people order things in the accent, like you just did.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02- Oh, really?- Is that what it is?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05That's exactly what it is, Kimberley Walsh!
0:15:05 > 0:15:06CHEERING
0:15:09 > 0:15:11You're completely correct, a point for your team,
0:15:11 > 0:15:13they're sweating about people
0:15:13 > 0:15:15who order foreign food in a foreign accent.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- That's so annoying. - I'm not going to lie,
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I feel like I have done it before, at some point in my life.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- In France, I think. I tried to kind of...- What have you gone for?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26You know when you're like... you order something,
0:15:26 > 0:15:29but you can't say it in French, so you just order it in English
0:15:29 > 0:15:31but with a slight French accent?
0:15:31 > 0:15:36- So I'd go like, "Can I have some..." - ITALIAN ACCENT:- "..ice cream!"
0:15:38 > 0:15:43That was Italian, it's a completely English word in a different accent.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46And we wonder why everyone in France hates us.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- We're like, "Haw-haw-haw!"- Exactly.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54Well, I've devised a game to test your international culinary
0:15:54 > 0:15:55linguistic skills.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Melvin's team, come with me as we play, What Ze 'Eck Is Zis?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01CHEERING
0:16:07 > 0:16:10OK, Melvin's team, the way this is going to work,
0:16:10 > 0:16:13two of you are going to sit here and describe foods from around the world
0:16:13 > 0:16:15to the remaining team member.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Who's going to be guessing and who is going to be describing?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Rochelle's guessing, I think. - Rochelle guessing.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22OK, Rochelle, take a seat.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Do we have to use accents, though, for this?- Yes.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I can only do a Ghanaian accent.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28This is going to be very interesting.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29The rules are very strict.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33But remember, BBC Three viewers, rules mean fun.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35When you're describing the food,
0:16:35 > 0:16:39you cannot say what the food is or say what country the food is from.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43You can, however, use the accent of that country -
0:16:43 > 0:16:46fingers crossed for Ghana - to help Rochelle guess.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49You get a point for each dish you get right.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52You can pass at any time if you want, them's the rules.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Are you ready?- Er, yeah. - Take a seat. Take a seat.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Have you two ever been to dinner together?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- No. This is our first time, actually.- Are you ready?- Yes.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Let's see what is on the menu first tonight.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08GHANAIAN ACCENT: OK! So it is a...
0:17:08 > 0:17:09No, it's not Ghanaian.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Hey! Whassa matta with you, eh?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Whassa matta with you?
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- I think you're in the wrong country. Did you say Italy?- Oh, wow!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24GHANAIAN ACCENT: Basically, it is a delicious treat.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31- Aston, help me!- It is very long. You like it, yum, yum, yum.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Please help me.
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- GHANAIAN ACCENT:- I do not even know what to say to you now.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Can we pass on this?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- GHANAIAN ACCENT:- I don't know what you just said.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55- Are you going to pass?- I don't know what that is.- What was it?
0:17:55 > 0:17:59- It was a fajita from Mexico. - Oh, jeez! For God's sake!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Next one. What ze 'eck is zis?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04GHANAIAN ACCENT: So, basically...
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Oh, Melvin. Can you tell the country from the flag?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13- Yes!- OK, come on.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Describe what's there.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- It's a slice of... - A slice of meat.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- This is good.- Kind of, you know...
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Are you French?- Non!
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Although sounding even more French when saying "non"!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32GHANAIAN ACCENT: But it is a kind of meat.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Sliced meat, very delicious.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- Any ideas?- Not a clue.- That was a Spanish accent.- Oh, my God!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45They were trying to describe chorizo.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Terrible. We'll do one more.- OK.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Here's the next one. Try and not be African accent.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- No African, no French.- OK.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55What ze 'eck iz zis?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh! Es ist sehr gut!
0:18:57 > 0:19:01LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Das is gut, ja.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07- German.- Yes!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- German?- Ja.- Ja.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Us, we like ze...
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Ze long, like Marvin.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15LAUGHTER
0:19:16 > 0:19:18APPLAUSE
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Is it schnitzel?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24JLS Marvin.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Das ist... Oh, entschuldigung. Delicious.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Any ideas?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Not a clue.- Do you want this?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Oh, my God.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Marvin's going to be loving you two.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36LAUGHTER
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Well done to Melvin's team, everybody.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39APPLAUSE
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Oh, Rochelle, you can take this with you, if you want.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44I don't need one. I've got one at home.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45CHEERING
0:19:47 > 0:19:50OK, Rickie's team, you are up next.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- Kimberly, you are there.- Yeah.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58OK, take your seats. We are going to see what's on the menu first.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Here we go.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Oh.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Arriba! Arriba! Andale, andale, andale!
0:20:04 > 0:20:05- It's Mexican.- Yes.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07It is very spicy.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Burrito.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Doritos?
0:20:11 > 0:20:12LAUGHTER
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Burrito. Burrito.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Enchiladas.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20- You would add it to...- Nachos? - On top of the pizza. Chop it.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Make sure you wash your hands or you burn your helmet afterwards.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- Chilli sauce. Like salsa. - Which chilli?- La chilli llame...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30HE MAKES SPANISH "J" SOUND
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Is it a specific type of chilli? Not just chilli?- On pizza. Domino's.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Chilli. "Which type?" - HE MAKES SPANISH "J" SOUND
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Jalapeno.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41CHEERING
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Next one. What ze 'eck iz zis?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47- Hola.- OK.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Hola.
0:20:49 > 0:20:57Con mi familia un grande bowl con fish, prawns, rice. Delicious.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Paella.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00CHEERING
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Third one. What ze 'eck is zis?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07OK. Ciao, bella.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- OK, Italian.- It's so hard not to do a Ghanaian accent.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12My brain has been poisoned.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- ITALIAN ACCENT:- If you have a sandwich, you cut it in half.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Half is all you need.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18You sprinkle with tomato and you serve with basil.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Mmm, toasty, delicious.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21LAUGHTER
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- That's good.- Maybe on a bit of ciabatta.- A starter.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- You have a starter.- Oh, bruschetta.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29CHEERING
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Guys, you were so bad.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Well done, Rickie's team.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36CHEERING
0:21:36 > 0:21:38You did bloody brilliant at that. Killed it.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Thank you, teams, for playing What Ze 'Eck Iz Zis?
0:21:43 > 0:21:44APPLAUSE
0:21:49 > 0:21:53OK. Time now for another sweat. This one is in honour
0:21:53 > 0:21:55of both you, Kimberley, and you, Aston.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Teams, what is it about this that I've been
0:21:57 > 0:21:59all worried and sweating about?
0:21:59 > 0:22:00What is it?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Oh, wow!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05It's JB riding a deer.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Is it the audition to be the first black Santa Claus?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Yes, that's what I've been worried about.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I want that job.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Any ideas over here what it could be?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19I don't know, but it looks so powerful.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I bet you've ridden a few old "deers" in your time!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Innit, bruv!- Who's ridden the most deers out of JLS?
0:22:25 > 0:22:30- Can I shut my ears for this? - Yeah.- OK, go.- Marvin.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- OK, fine.- Let's stick with that. - Erm... I don't know.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Aston, what is JB doing on the back of a stag?
0:22:39 > 0:22:40What's going on?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I don't know.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- What is he doing with deers? - What is he doing...
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I've read he's doing something with deers. Is this a real thing
0:22:47 > 0:22:49or a fabricated story in the newspaper?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52JB has a farm. That's all I know!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55I saw him on Countryfile a couple of weeks back.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59- No way!- Yeah. He was in a combine harvester, driving around.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Then he said he was going to buy a deer farm.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Is it what pop stars do after?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08That's absolutely correct.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Absolutely correct. We've been sweating about
0:23:11 > 0:23:13what happens to pop stars once they reach their expiration date.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I decided to find out if the teams can guess what some
0:23:19 > 0:23:23of our most loved, and almost immediately forgotten, pop stars
0:23:23 > 0:23:24are up to these days.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- Are you ready?- ALL: Yes.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29It's time to play The Day The Music Died.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34# The day the music died
0:23:36 > 0:23:37# I started singing... #
0:23:37 > 0:23:41I'm going to give both teams the name of a once much-loved pop star.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44All the teams have to do is guess which of the new career paths
0:23:44 > 0:23:45I give is the correct one.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48So they'll be options. It's pretty easy. It's easy this.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Rickie's team, you're up first.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Vanilla Ice.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57What is Vanilla ice up to right now? There he is all cool in his heyday.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Is he A)a house renovator,
0:23:59 > 0:24:04B)a house DJ or C)just sitting about the house cos he's unemployed?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- I think he'd be too proud to be a house renovator.- You think?
0:24:07 > 0:24:08I enjoy it.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11He gave us Ice Ice Baby for goodness' sake.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14I think he's a DJ. Surely he's got to be a DJ.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Wasn't he hanging around with Jedward for a little while?
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Is he not still...
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- He's brethrens with Jedward. - Vanilla Ice is "brethrens"?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23With Jedward!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26I can't even say it, cos my mouth and brain are so shocked.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28They had a single together.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- What are you going for - A, B or C?- B, house DJ.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33House DJ?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36That is incorrect. He's a house renovator.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Oh, no!
0:24:38 > 0:24:39There he is with some wood.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43He's still gangster, even when he's putting lino down!
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Next up, Nadine Coyle.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48This is for your team, Melvin,
0:24:48 > 0:24:50because you probably know the answer.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Is she A)a Hollywood actress, B)a pub landlady
0:24:54 > 0:24:58or C)in a pub in Hollywood, cos she's unemployed?
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- Kimberley tried to throw us off. - Double bluff!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Double bluff. She's very sneaky. What are you going for?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- When we were in LA last year... - She's got a pub.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10That's the last thing I remember.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12You're saying she's a pub landlady?
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Yeah, let's go for pub.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Not like Peggy Mitchell.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Yeah, I think she's got a pub.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Yeah? She's the Peggy Mitchell of Hollywood.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21She has a pub!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:23 > 0:25:24There it is.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Right. Next one.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28This is for Rickie's team.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Rick Waller. 2001 he was a Pop Idol finalist.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34But what the hell is he doing now?
0:25:34 > 0:25:39Is he A)a school caretaker, B)a school exam invigilator
0:25:39 > 0:25:43or C)thinking of going back to school, cos he's unemployed?
0:25:43 > 0:25:48- Maybe he's a school exam invigilator.- Why do you think that?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Because I know a lot of people do that.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54How many exam invigilators does Kimberley Walsh know?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Isn't that where you just have to check all the marks? Yeah.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I think he's a school caretaker.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Caretaker?- Kimbo? - I'll go with the boys.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I don't think you could work up to invigilator.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- School caretaker we're going with.- Incorrect.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09He is an exam invigilator.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13One for you guys.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Oritse. Is he A)unemployed...
0:26:18 > 0:26:21..B)looking for work...
0:26:22 > 0:26:24..C)available for hire
0:26:24 > 0:26:27D)got some irons in fires
0:26:27 > 0:26:30E)got some fingers in pies
0:26:30 > 0:26:32F)don't worry, he's going to be fine?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- E.- Fingers in pies?!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I don't want to know what happens on a JLS tour.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Is it E?- I think it's F)don't worry, he'll be fine.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46The answer is F)don't worry, he'll be fine.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49APPLAUSE
0:26:49 > 0:26:50APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:26:52 > 0:26:54- Fingers in pies.- Fingers in pies.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57It's not his job, he just likes to have warm fingers.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59He just likes doing that.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Thank you for playing The Day The Music Died.
0:27:02 > 0:27:08# The day the music died
0:27:08 > 0:27:10# I started singing... #
0:27:10 > 0:27:13OK, time now for Rickie and Melvin: The Challenges.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15This is where, each week, I challenge our team captains,
0:27:15 > 0:27:17both Rickie and Melvin
0:27:17 > 0:27:19to take a very small sweat into the big, bad world.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22And this week's sweat was suggested by you lot out there
0:27:22 > 0:27:27and it is all about trying to appear sober in front of your parents.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29It turns out that our viewers are a bunch of drunks
0:27:29 > 0:27:35who are scared of their mums and dads. Cool demographic(!) Hi, guys.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39I decided to do a science, to see if it was possible to get our,
0:27:39 > 0:27:43I must say, surprisingly lightweight team captains a bit tipsy
0:27:43 > 0:27:47and then send them off to interview their mums.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51- Rickie, how do you think you got on in this challenge?- I can't remember.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Let's find out how they got on.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56This is Rickie and Melvin: The Challenges.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- We are in the pub.- Love it.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12Your mums think they're being interviewed for a segment
0:28:12 > 0:28:14called I Love You, Mum. That segment doesn't exist.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18Whoever lasts the longest before their mum realises will
0:28:18 > 0:28:21win one point for their teams.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24So, Rickie and Melvin, off on this week's challenge. Well done.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26- Cheers.- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44LAUGHTER
0:28:44 > 0:28:47It's nice to be home.
0:28:47 > 0:28:48Well, Mum, take a seat.
0:28:48 > 0:28:52- How are you doing?- You all right?
0:28:52 > 0:28:55I love you, Mum. So much. So much. Good hair.
0:28:58 > 0:29:03This is a world exclusive, people. Welcome to my mum, Asha.
0:29:03 > 0:29:04Round of applause for Asha.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12- So, Mum, how are you? - I'm well, thank you.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16I've got a list here of things that I need you...need you to do.
0:29:16 > 0:29:17LAUGHTER
0:29:19 > 0:29:21Which celebrity am I most like, Mum?
0:29:21 > 0:29:23I know you like Simon Cowell.
0:29:23 > 0:29:27You could have said Denzel Washington or Will Smith.
0:29:29 > 0:29:36Do your best story about me from when I was young.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37Tell them.
0:29:37 > 0:29:42The story that sticks in my mind was arriving home from work one day
0:29:42 > 0:29:48and meeting Rickie at home with this young lady,
0:29:48 > 0:29:50who I straight away couldn't bear.
0:29:50 > 0:29:55I have written you a poem, Mum, and I would like to recite it to you.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57If that's OK.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59LAUGHTER
0:29:59 > 0:30:05My mum is here with a fringe and it's like ding-y, but...
0:30:05 > 0:30:09- What, are you drunk?- Drunk? - You're definitely drunk.
0:30:13 > 0:30:14LAUGHTER
0:30:14 > 0:30:18Feel the love like hand in glove
0:30:18 > 0:30:22Don't let go, Mum...
0:30:26 > 0:30:29That completes our interview for today
0:30:29 > 0:30:34and this has been I Love You, Mum.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:30:41 > 0:30:46Well done to Melvin. You win a point for your team. Melvin, everybody.
0:30:47 > 0:30:48CHEERING
0:30:52 > 0:30:56OK, teams, the next round is The Big, Little Question.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58Last week I asked my Radio 1 Breakfast Show listeners
0:30:58 > 0:31:02the biggest little question that we have been sweating about this week.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03I asked the question -
0:31:03 > 0:31:07emoticons, do we like them or do we hate them?
0:31:07 > 0:31:11- Kimberly, do you like to...? What? - I love them.- Do you love them?- Yeah.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13They're making you laugh already.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15We have not even begun to talk about them.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18All I have said is emoticon, and you're like, "Oh, I love them."
0:31:18 > 0:31:21- Any excuse for an emoticon. - I like full conversation in them.
0:31:21 > 0:31:22Me and Cheryl are terrible.
0:31:22 > 0:31:27I had to actually get her to tell me how to download it onto my phone
0:31:27 > 0:31:30and she is absolutely horrendous with technology.
0:31:30 > 0:31:32This is my favourite one.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34I love that one. That's the best one.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Smiley face.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38But teams, do you think that the listeners of Radio 1 -
0:31:38 > 0:31:40all 12 of them - thought that emoticons
0:31:40 > 0:31:42were a good thing or a bad thing?
0:31:42 > 0:31:44Did they love them or did they simply hate them?
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- I love them.- They are popular.- Yeah.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50- I think, overall, people like them.- So yes?- Yes.
0:31:50 > 0:31:51People liked them, Melvin's team.
0:31:51 > 0:31:54Do the people like them or do the people hate them?
0:31:54 > 0:31:56- I'm not too sure people like them. - I'll go with no.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58You're going for no? You're going for yes.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01Well, it turns out that they did love the emoticons.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04A point for your team, Rickie.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07APPLAUSE
0:32:08 > 0:32:09People like them.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11We're going to show you why they are right
0:32:11 > 0:32:13and why emoticons are good.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Get ready to play, I think, the best game ever. Not ever -
0:32:15 > 0:32:18it's not better than Monopoly. Second best game ever.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19Hollywood Icons!
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Melvin. Your team is up first.
0:32:28 > 0:32:31On the screen are some movie categories.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34- You've got drama, romance... - LAUGHTER
0:32:34 > 0:32:37..action, kids' film, blockbuster, chick flick.
0:32:37 > 0:32:38- Chick flick.- Oh, what?!
0:32:38 > 0:32:41- Do you want to...? I don't mind. - What are you going to go for?
0:32:41 > 0:32:44They're the only films that I really know, a chick flick.
0:32:44 > 0:32:47- I watch chick flicks, as well. I quite enjoy them.- Yes!
0:32:47 > 0:32:49- I'm in touch with my feminine side.- Yeah.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Shall we do that, just as a test? So chick flick, please.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Chick flick. We're going for chick flick.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58- Shitty dancey lady, but what's the film?- Dirty Dancing!
0:32:58 > 0:33:01You're saying Dirty Dancing. It is Dirty Dancing!
0:33:01 > 0:33:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:07 > 0:33:10- I love this game! - Your team's up next.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13Which category do you want? Do you want drama, romance,
0:33:13 > 0:33:17babies...? Oh, no - kids' films. Babies!? Kids' films,
0:33:17 > 0:33:19action or blockbusters?
0:33:19 > 0:33:22- I think we're going to go romance, right? Romance. Romance.- Romance.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25It's very romantic - look at the image.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Let's go romance. What is this?
0:33:27 > 0:33:29Any ideas?
0:33:29 > 0:33:31I thought I had it, till I saw the tent.
0:33:31 > 0:33:33What's the tent about? I don't get the tent.
0:33:33 > 0:33:34Oh, a lot happens in the tent.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36LAUGHTER
0:33:36 > 0:33:38- Yeah, the tent's key. - Is it? I know it. It is the...
0:33:38 > 0:33:42- AMERICAN ACCENT:- "I have a romance in the hills." It's that one.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44- What's the name of that movie? - Is it Brokeback Mountain?
0:33:44 > 0:33:48- Brokeback Mountain? - It's Brokeback Mountain!
0:33:48 > 0:33:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:50 > 0:33:55- Rochelle, Melvin and Aston. Do you want one?- Yeah!
0:33:55 > 0:33:58- Yeah! What do you want to go for? - I say kids' movies.- Kids', yeah.
0:33:58 > 0:33:59Kids'? Yeah.
0:33:59 > 0:34:00Kids' movie.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06- Is that supposed to be a city? Babe?- Babe: Pig In The City!
0:34:06 > 0:34:10- Oh, my God, I love that film! - Oh, Rochelle!
0:34:10 > 0:34:13- Is it Babe?- I've never seen this one.- Oh, it's great.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16- Is it a good one?- Really good. It's about a pig that's in a city.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18No, it's really good!
0:34:18 > 0:34:22It is, in fact, Babe: Pig In The City.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Well done.
0:34:24 > 0:34:25That is a good film, though.
0:34:25 > 0:34:28- Rickie's team. - Blockbuster, we're going to go.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31They're going for a blockbuster. What is this film?
0:34:31 > 0:34:33Hmm...
0:34:33 > 0:34:36- We've a clock.- Clock.- Red car.
0:34:36 > 0:34:38A Toyota Yaris.
0:34:38 > 0:34:39LAUGHTER
0:34:39 > 0:34:40- Two 8s.- Yes.
0:34:40 > 0:34:41Lightning.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44And the really rubbish watch.
0:34:44 > 0:34:48Any ideas? I mean, it could be art-house.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50- That's quite a lot of numbers. - Yeah.- Oh, 88!
0:34:50 > 0:34:53- It's Back To The Future. - You're saying Back To The Future?
0:34:53 > 0:34:54Oh, yes, yes, yes!
0:34:54 > 0:34:57It's Back To The Future!
0:34:57 > 0:35:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:02 > 0:35:04That's a nice game, though. I like that game.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Shall we do one for everyone watching at home?
0:35:06 > 0:35:08If you're watching on your telly.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10OK, here is one for you, if you're watching on the telly.
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Guess the movie and win nothing.
0:35:13 > 0:35:16Actually, you can have a point for your house, if you want.
0:35:16 > 0:35:18I'll do one now. Can you guess what it is?
0:35:18 > 0:35:21It's going online...now.
0:35:21 > 0:35:25I'll post the answer online after the show,
0:35:25 > 0:35:28on some sort of social media.
0:35:31 > 0:35:32Time now for The Sweatbox,
0:35:32 > 0:35:35where you get to actually help members of this very audience
0:35:35 > 0:35:38who will tell you what small thing they have been sweating about.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41Do your best to help them out with advice. Whichever team
0:35:41 > 0:35:44they decide has given the most help will get the point.
0:35:44 > 0:35:47- Who's in The Sweatbox? - What's up, guys?- Oh!- Oh!
0:35:47 > 0:35:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:51 > 0:35:54It's Marvin from JLS!
0:35:54 > 0:35:57How are you, Marvin? What is your sweat?
0:35:57 > 0:36:01- OK, so, basically, the missus...- Hmm?
0:36:01 > 0:36:05- LAUGHTER The missus is trying to tell me... - The missus?
0:36:05 > 0:36:09..there's no way that I can have a man drawer.
0:36:09 > 0:36:11- What?- What the hell's a man drawer?
0:36:11 > 0:36:14OK, so, me and Roche, we just moved into our new house, you know,
0:36:14 > 0:36:16I was in the kitchen unpacking all the stuff,
0:36:16 > 0:36:19I make my way over by the stove and there's an empty drawer,
0:36:19 > 0:36:23so I started to fill it with my cables, my chargers, my screwdriver,
0:36:23 > 0:36:25you know, my playing cards - all the stuff that a man needs, right?
0:36:25 > 0:36:29No, it's... Can I just say, there's chargers for stuff that,
0:36:29 > 0:36:31first of all, he doesn't even know what they charge any more.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34It's probably, like, a Walkman from years ago.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36And he wants to stuff it in the drawer with batteries
0:36:36 > 0:36:39that have blatantly been used and don't work,
0:36:39 > 0:36:44earphones, and just this stuff, and then there's, like, Blu-tack in with it and Sellotapes, and...
0:36:44 > 0:36:46"You can't chuck it away! Don't chuck it away!"
0:36:46 > 0:36:48All the guys here know what I'm talking about.
0:36:48 > 0:36:53- Yeah, yeah, yeah.- Do you only have one drawer in your mansion?
0:36:53 > 0:36:54LAUGHTER
0:36:54 > 0:36:58This is what I'm saying, right. You've got a room for all of that.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00You've taken over loads of stuff with your man stuff,
0:37:00 > 0:37:02but this is just unnecessary crap.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Can't he just have the one drawer, because we need the point?
0:37:05 > 0:37:08LAUGHTER
0:37:08 > 0:37:11APPLAUSE
0:37:11 > 0:37:13Melvin!
0:37:16 > 0:37:19- A bit of advice for Marvin? - This is what you need to do.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Take Rochelle's charger for her phone, hide it somewhere.
0:37:22 > 0:37:23She'll be like, "Where's my charger?"
0:37:23 > 0:37:27Get it out the man drawer, give it to her - "See? That's what the man drawer's there for."
0:37:27 > 0:37:29See? It's very true.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32You don't want to anger her. If you don't give us this point,
0:37:32 > 0:37:36- you don't get some after this baby comes.- It's very true.
0:37:36 > 0:37:41- There will be no Rochelle loving.- You know where your bread is buttered.
0:37:41 > 0:37:42At least give me a reason.
0:37:42 > 0:37:47That was the rea... You're not going to get none when the baby's born.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51- There's the reason!- And we all know you don't like the doghouse.
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Marvin, who do you want to give a point to?
0:37:56 > 0:37:58As you give that point, think about it.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01All right, all right. Let's go Rochelle's team. Melvin's team.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03Hey!
0:38:03 > 0:38:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Well done. That's how it works.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12Thank you. Marvin from JLS, everybody!
0:38:12 > 0:38:14CHEERING
0:38:16 > 0:38:18Who's next in the Sweat Box?
0:38:18 > 0:38:19Hiya. I'm Chloe.
0:38:19 > 0:38:20ALL: Hi, Chloe.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22What have you been sweating about, Chloe?
0:38:22 > 0:38:25My weird eating habits have been ruining my love life.
0:38:25 > 0:38:28What's weird about your eating habits? What do you eat?
0:38:28 > 0:38:31I have to eat with equal portions of food on each side of my mouth.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34Two Cheerios on one side, two Cheerios on the other.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37How does that affect your love life, though?
0:38:37 > 0:38:39One ball on each side.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:38:46 > 0:38:47Quite the skill.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51I've got a date coming up and I don't want to get to
0:38:51 > 0:38:53the end of the date with unequal mouthfuls.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59Are you saying you have to have an equal amount of food
0:38:59 > 0:39:02in either side of your mouth at the same time
0:39:02 > 0:39:04like Marlon Brando Godfather cheeks?
0:39:04 > 0:39:07I just thought about it too much one day and now
0:39:07 > 0:39:08I can't...change it.
0:39:08 > 0:39:12Have a back-up plan. Have a packet of fun-size Snickers.
0:39:12 > 0:39:16If it doesn't add up, just put one in, you're even.
0:39:16 > 0:39:17Emergency Snicker.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Either that or, on the first date, just have soup
0:39:19 > 0:39:21cos soup remains proportional.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23A really good idea.
0:39:23 > 0:39:24Only consume fluids.
0:39:24 > 0:39:27They're going for soup and Snickers.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31- Any ideas?- On the first date, you don't need to go for a meal.
0:39:31 > 0:39:35- Go for a drink.- That's the same as soup. You've just made soup thinner.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38Who are you going to go for? Who should have the point?
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Ooh... Rickie's team.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:43 > 0:39:45APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:39:47 > 0:39:48Who's next in the Sweat Box?
0:39:50 > 0:39:51Hi. My name's Anna.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53- ALL: Hi.- Hi, Anna.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55What have you been sweating about?
0:39:55 > 0:39:58My boyfriend flexes his muscles during sex.
0:39:58 > 0:39:59Oh, no!
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Oh, that is...
0:40:03 > 0:40:07There is nothing wrong with that. In fact, you need a mirror.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10In the mirror or like...
0:40:10 > 0:40:12When he thinks I'm not looking at him.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14What is he flexing, his arms?
0:40:14 > 0:40:16- ANNA: Yeah.- Does he look at them?
0:40:16 > 0:40:19Anna's so hot that, if he's looking at his muscles
0:40:19 > 0:40:22and not you, I think he's...you know.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24You might have to say bye.
0:40:24 > 0:40:28Can I ask? Does he choose the places you have sex
0:40:28 > 0:40:30by whether or not there's mirrors that he can look at himself in?
0:40:30 > 0:40:33There is a massive mirror up against the back wall...
0:40:33 > 0:40:36He tends to lean towards there? OK!
0:40:36 > 0:40:40Maybe he's doing it to make sure that he looks nice for you.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42But he's not looking at her.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44Maybe get down the gym, pump some weights,
0:40:44 > 0:40:46get bigger guns than him...
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Or...I've got a solution. Rather than dumping him
0:40:49 > 0:40:51or doing something nasty.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54Just stick a picture of your tits to his bicep.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58That way he's still looking at your boobs when he's doing you.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01- That's quite good. - That's an easy solution.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03Sellotape a picture of your tits to his arms.
0:41:03 > 0:41:06Maybe one on either side.
0:41:08 > 0:41:10You could also do Fifty Shades Of Grey
0:41:10 > 0:41:13and get a blindfold and it'll be erotic for you
0:41:13 > 0:41:15and he can still enjoy it at the same time.
0:41:15 > 0:41:16- Ah!- That's nice.
0:41:18 > 0:41:19Which advice do you want to go for?
0:41:19 > 0:41:22Blindfold or pictures of your tits on his arms?
0:41:24 > 0:41:26I'm going to go blindfold.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29APPLAUSE
0:41:29 > 0:41:33APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:41:34 > 0:41:37That was the final round. Thank you, Sweatboxers.
0:41:37 > 0:41:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:41 > 0:41:45So that is it, and I can reveal that tonight's winners
0:41:45 > 0:41:47of Sweat The Small Stuff are...
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Rickie's team!
0:41:49 > 0:41:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Ooh! Ooh!
0:41:59 > 0:42:02Woo-hoo!
0:42:04 > 0:42:07Team Print were very excited with that win.
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Thank you to Rickie, Kimberley Walsh, Russell Kane, Melvin,
0:42:11 > 0:42:13Rochelle and Aston Merrygold.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17This has been Sweat The Small Stuff. I have been Nick Grimshaw.
0:42:17 > 0:42:18Goodnight.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd