0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello. I'm Nick Grimshaw
0:00:23 > 0:00:27and this is Sweat The Small Stuff: Extra Sweaty! Yeah!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hello, everyone. Yes, welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41the show that makes a big deal about the little things in life.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Cos those little things really aren't worth sweating about
0:00:45 > 0:00:48but I cannot do it alone, so let's meet our team captains.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52They are kind of like an urban Chuckle Brothers, if you will,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55and presenters of the radio show I would listen to
0:00:55 > 0:00:58if I wasn't on the radio at the exact same time.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59They are my rivals.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02It's Rickie Haywood-Williams and Melvin O'Doom.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04CHEERING
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Hi.- Hi, Grimmy.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11On Rickie's team this evening are one of the biggest
0:01:11 > 0:01:14boy bands in the country, who are sweating it because One Direction
0:01:14 > 0:01:17threatened to kick the shit out of them for nicking their fans,
0:01:17 > 0:01:21their hairstyles, their stylist, their tattoo artists, their youth
0:01:21 > 0:01:23and their bromances.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25It's Union J.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26CHEERING
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Hi, Union J.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31And joining them,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34an award-winning comedian who is sweating it in case I reveal
0:01:34 > 0:01:38the award was actually for a half-a-mile fun run when he was 11.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39It's Chris Ramsey.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41CHEERING
0:01:42 > 0:01:47And over on Melvin's team, we have super posh star
0:01:47 > 0:01:49of the BAFTA-winning Made In Chelsea who is sweating it
0:01:49 > 0:01:53because he is still not convinced the right show actually won
0:01:53 > 0:01:56that BAFTA mainly because his award says "Made In China".
0:01:56 > 0:01:57It's Jamie Laing.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59CHEERING
0:02:03 > 0:02:06When Rochelle left to have a baby, I said to the producers,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09"Why don't we get someone really, really different to fill her shoes?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12"Let's think outside of the box. Come on, it's BBC Three, it's edgy.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14"Do something unexpected,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16"innovative, left-field, really out there."
0:02:16 > 0:02:18So who have they come up with?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yeah, they booked the other pregnant person in The Saturdays.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22It's Frankie Sandford, everybody.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25CHEERING
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Have you seen the little baby yet? - I have.- How is the little baby?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- She is gorgeous.- How small? This small?- She's tiny.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38She is so small. Like Bruno Mars size. Very small.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Are you excited about having yours?- Yeah.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Does seeing the baby make you more excited or more fearful?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- More fearful.- Really? Cool.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I was like, "OK, so there is actually a baby at the end of this.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51"Right, OK. Wayne, we need to prepare for this."
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- So you are having it with Wayne Bridge, the footballer.- Yeah.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Yeah, there they are. I mean, look at that couple.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- CHEERING - That's some good genes there.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59But sometimes you can have
0:02:59 > 0:03:01good genes and it can go terribly wrong, can't it?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04What would you do if it was really ugly?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I'd be like, "Put it back in, it's not finished yet."
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Well, it's very nice to have you here, Frankie.- Thanks.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Although saying that, I do miss Rochelle.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17When Rochelle is not here, I just feel like, I don't know, I just can't go on.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, Grimmy!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22SAD MUSIC
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- It's like she's dead. - She is, to BBC Three.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- She said, "I love you." - Even though we all probably think
0:03:32 > 0:03:37we prefer Rochelle to you, Frankie, we should give you a chance
0:03:37 > 0:03:40in a game I like to call We Prefer Rochelle To Frankie.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Or do we?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Right, the way this will work is that I will give you
0:03:51 > 0:03:54some examples of the things that Rochelle has done
0:03:54 > 0:03:56and some of the things Frankie has done,
0:03:56 > 0:03:59but you don't know which was done by which Saturday.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01I will then reveal who it was,
0:04:01 > 0:04:05therefore proving finally who we like better, Rochelle or Frankie.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- OK, are you ready?- Yes.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- Are you ready?- Yes.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Question one, who has the cuter pet?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16That's a really unfortunate picture.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18A looks like it would hump the shit out of your leg.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22A looks like an actual dog.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25B looks like someone's put an ear on a cock.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- We are going with B, I reckon.- What?!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34What?! It looks like a penis!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37It doesn't look great.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40It's definitely not cuter than A. It's 100 percent not cuter than A.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43It looks like Dr Evil on a stag night.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- It's winking at you. - What do you think, A or B?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53I think A is real cute, but B is like a rude boy, like, "Alright, blud?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56"You alright, though, yeah, yeah.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58"I'm getting walked today, blud."
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I think it's got a good personality it's all about personality.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08- Let's go for B?- You are both saying B?- Yes.- Whose dog is that, Frankie?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's mine.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Well done. In your face, Rochelle!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Who is the better singer?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Do we prefer...do we prefer A?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23# When I'm with you, baby... #
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Or do we prefer B?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27# We slip and slide as we fall in love... #
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- You guys are singers, who do you prefer?- Awkward cos she's there.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Me and Frankie have very similar hair.- What do you reckon?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- I trust the singers, we are going for A.- A.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41We discussed this. We prefer the vibrato of A.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47- The key change was better. - But we prefer the resonance of B.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- It's quite a hard one. - Jamie, what do you think?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I think resonance.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Rickie's team, you prefer?- A.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Frankie. And you prefer Rochelle.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ooh!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Who has now the best partner?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Do we prefer A's partner's bum?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Or do we prefer B's partner's bum?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Jamie, whose bottom do you prefer?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20I like a bum in jeans and I like a bum in shorts, so it's tricky.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- What do you think, bro? - There's more perkiness in B.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I can't tell if that's just a low-slung trouser
0:06:27 > 0:06:29or an extremely perky bottom.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31It looks like there's a wet patch as well.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33It looks like someone's wee'd themselves.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37B has been doing some work. B is working hard.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Whose bottom do you like best?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41This is making me feel a bit uncomfortable.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Can we get the phallic dog back on please?
0:06:43 > 0:06:47A is nice and firm.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'd rather fall asleep on B's, but I'd rather bite A.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52LAUGHTER
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Does that make sense? "Oh, you little...!"
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I think we are going to go with B on that.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01They are saying B is the better bum.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Let's find out whose bottom that is.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Wayne Bridge's bottom. Well done.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15We've decided that everybody here prefers Frankie.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:22 > 0:07:25The big loser, Rochelle.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Just give her the Vs on camera five.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Union J are here, everybody. Look at this.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34CHEERING
0:07:34 > 0:07:36How's this going to work? Is this going to be chaos?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- It's a lot of people, right. - It's a lot of people. A lot of hair.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41It says some of the things that have been making you sweat is
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- awkward handshakes.- Yes. I'm really not cool. Not down with the kids.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- We know.- Yeah, thanks, man.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You know when you meet somebody really cool like you guys
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- and maybe go for a fist pump? - Yes.- And I'm like, like...
0:07:52 > 0:07:56I go to shake a hand and then you end up holding their fist.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59And then it sort of like goes on for a long time
0:07:59 > 0:08:00and it's just really awkward.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04I was doing a gig the other week and some guy did an amazing one to me.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Go to fist pump. Just, yeah,
0:08:05 > 0:08:08get the other hand so we can do it straight on. Are you ready for this?
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Right, go.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Snail.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12LAUGHTER
0:08:20 > 0:08:21I hate snails.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Did you ever have a secret handshake? I can imagine Rickie and Melvin having...
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- We had a dance, but not a secret handshake.- Do the dance!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Do you remember it?- What, the short and curlies?- Yeah.- Course you can.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Good, let's do this.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Right, you can do it.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Five, six, seven, eight.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Legs.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56APPLAUSE
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- OK, teams, are we ready for round one?- ALL: Yes.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04OK, let's do this. I'm going to give
0:09:04 > 0:09:07both teams a clue as to something that I had been sweating about.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08If you guess what it is,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11you win a point for your team. There are some pictures here.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13What is it about this that I've been sweating about?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Oh, Golden Balls there with
0:09:15 > 0:09:17"Rochelle Is The Best" on his stomach. That's just his views,
0:09:17 > 0:09:19not ours. Rihanna there.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21"Rochelle is my number one."
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Josh, look at that.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- FRANKIE:- That suits you. - You look good with a tattoo, mate.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29A nice, big tattoo there.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31What is it about this gallery that's been doing my head in?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34It's got to be that you're just ridiculously missing Rochelle.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36No, I'm not missing her that much.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39LAUGHTER
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Is it cos you're upset that it was meant to say "Frankie"
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- on all of them? - Yes, they spelt it wrong.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Do you just hate tattoos? - No, I don't hate tattoos.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Too many on celebrities. - Close.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Stupid tattoos.- It's kind of a mixture of the two.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Too many on celebrities. - Stupid celebrity tattoos!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Boom. Yes, a point for your team.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Jamie, talk to me about yours. Look, there he is.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Who is that, Jamie, who is that? - It's Peter Pan.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07LAUGHTER
0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Not just Peter Pan. Peter Pan's shadow.- Peter Pan's shadow.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14So, I Google Imaged Peter Pan and that came up so I got it.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Jaymi has got, like, 17.- How many have you got? You have got a lot.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- 17 tattoos?- Yeah.- How many have you got between you, do you reckon?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- Cos you have got quite a lot up there.- Yeah, I've got one, two.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Who is that lady? - They said it looks like Jesus.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30It's supposed to be an angel.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33The cards kind of represent Vegas for when we got through.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38The horses cos I used to be a jockey and the music rose
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- because obviously I'm in music. - The music rose?- Well, yeah,
0:10:41 > 0:10:44it's like a music sheet kind of crunched up into a music rose.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47That could be anything. A-levels.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50So what we have been trying to do is find the nicest celebrity tattoo.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52It turns out there wasn't one.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55So instead we thought we would look at people
0:10:55 > 0:10:57who got tattoos of celebrities.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Not copying celebrity tattoos
0:10:59 > 0:11:03but actual portraits of celebrities tattooed on their bodies forever.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Which leads us to our next game
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Tattoo Have You Got On You?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16OK, teams, I am going to bring on some people who have been
0:11:16 > 0:11:20tattooed with some of our most-loved celebrity faces. This is incredible.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Guess who they have permanently inked on their bodies for life
0:11:24 > 0:11:26and you win a point for your team.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29OK, let's have our first tattooed human, please.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31CHEERING
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Hello.- How are you, buddy?- I'm very good. How are you?- All right.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Pukka, thank you.- Who do you think this man has tattooed on him?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39We'll give you six names. Out of these six,
0:11:39 > 0:11:43which two does he have tattooed upon him? Is it...
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Name me two names, Melvin's team.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56THEY CONFER
0:11:56 > 0:11:58We are going to say the Queen. The Queen and Bruce Forsyth.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01They're saying the Queen and Bruce Forsyth over here. What do we think?
0:12:01 > 0:12:05- We reckon Justin Bieber is definitely one.- Justin Bieber.- Have you...?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Have you been eating Pandora bracelets?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09LAUGHTER
0:12:14 > 0:12:17I can cut this off. You'll always be ugly.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19CHEERING
0:12:24 > 0:12:27So you're saying Justin Bieber and who?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Justin Bieber and Lorraine Kelly, we are saying.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31And you're saying the Queen and Bruce Forsyth.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Can we reveal your celebrity tattoos, please?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Gordon Ramsay.- Gordon Ramsay!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42And up there, Lorraine.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45APPLAUSE
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- I love Lorraine on your thigh. - Brilliant.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56It makes my thighs look so boring. Oh, Lorraine. Why?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- I just think she's a brilliant ambassador.- She is, isn't she?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Yeah, fantastic. - She is really good. And why Gordon?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Was it extra money to get all them wrinkles in?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- I got it and now he's had them taken out.- Has he had them out?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Yeah, bastard. Oh!
0:13:09 > 0:13:10LAUGHTER
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Sorry, sorry.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19That's OK. You're welcome. Thank you so much.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21CHEERING
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Rickie, you get a point for your team.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30OK, let's have our next tattooed human on the stage, please.
0:13:30 > 0:13:31APPLAUSE
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Hi. Hello. How are you?- Not bad.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- You have a celebrity tattooed upon your body.- Yeah.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Could we have a twirl so everyone can see you?
0:13:40 > 0:13:45OK, this man here, who does he have tattooed upon his body? Is it...
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I mean, all great options but who would he have gone for?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Josh, who do you reckon he would have gone for?
0:14:01 > 0:14:05I'm, at the moment, going for Lord Alan Sugar under a rainbow.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I don't know, he looks like a bright, colourful man.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- What do you think? A, B or C? - Margaret Thatcher.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Margaret Thatcher in an ice cream over here. What do you think?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I think Margaret Thatcher for the sort of irony of it.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17You are both going Thatcher? They're both saying
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Margaret Thatcher in an ice cream cone.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24Can we reveal your tattoo? Is it Thatcher in an ice cream cone?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26It is...
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Margaret Thatcher!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29CHEERING
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Cheers for that, man.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- Can I ask a question?- Yeah.- Why?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- For a tribute and I love Mr Whippy ice cream.- Well, there you go.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Oh, perfect.- Thank you so much.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- I've got one more thing I need to show you.- OK.- Just before.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- OK.- You might, whatever, but... - OK.- Here you go. Look.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Oh!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh, my God.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58APPLAUSE
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Oh, my God, that's cool. Wow.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03That's intense.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Wow. Is that real? Is that actually a real tattoo?
0:15:06 > 0:15:11- Yeah, mate, yeah.- Oh, my God.- When did you do it?- I did it last night.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Last night?- My face and Margaret Thatcher on his calves.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18LAUGHTER
0:15:18 > 0:15:21APPLAUSE
0:15:21 > 0:15:25APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:15:25 > 0:15:30- Yeah?- Yeah, I love it. OK, that's amazing.- OK?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- What is your name? - Lewis.- Thank you, Lewis.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Thank you Lewis. Lewis, everybody.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37APPLAUSE
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Let's have our next tattooed person, please.- Oh, wow.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45APPLAUSE
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Hi.- Hi.- Hello.- Hello.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Who do they think this man has tattooed upon him?
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Give us a little turn, little spin around. OK. There's tattoos there.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59But who does he have tattooed upon him? Is it...
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Who do they think, Rickie's team?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Yeah, we like the quiff. Little quiff going on.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- You are a Killers kind of guy. - You think C?- We are going to go C.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Over here, what are we saying?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- He looks like a killer.- Yes.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24LAUGHTER
0:16:26 > 0:16:28You are scaring us, bro.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32But Jamie did point out that he has got dancing shoes on
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- so we are going to say Michael Ball. - You will say Michael Ball.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37You're saying C - Brandon Flowers.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41I can reveal that this man has upon his body...
0:16:41 > 0:16:43He has absolutely all of them.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45CHEERING
0:16:47 > 0:16:51He has tattooed on his body all these names.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Colin Farrell, the drummer from Franz Ferdinand...
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- The drummer!- ..the singer, the guitarist, the bass player,
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Kelly Jones, The Edge from U2,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Someone he can't remember the name of,
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Brandon Flowers, the singer from The Hives,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06a picture of a famous man he found online,
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Kevin Pietersen, Mark Ronson, Adam Levine, Justin Theroux,
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey, Johnny Depp, Michael Ball,
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Mark Lamarr, Jack Dee, Stephen Baldwin,
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys, Freddie Ljungberg, Eric Hymen,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Yonah Griffiths...? Who's that?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24And probably more as he can't remember who some of them are.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27A round of applause for my favourite guy of all time.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28APPLAUSE
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Thank you. That's incredible.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Wow. Thank you, teams, for playing Tattoo Have You Got On You?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37APPLAUSE
0:17:40 > 0:17:43We should probably talk about the things that have been
0:17:43 > 0:17:45annoying you, have been making you sweat.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- You have got a phobia, almost, of tomato ketchup.- Yeah.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54- It's just horrible, isn't it? Everyone seems to like it.- Catch.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Oh, don't!- What about if you ate some for a point for your team?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59No. I really... Oh, don't.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- LAUGHTER - It would be worse...
0:18:03 > 0:18:08No, I'll do anything else. No. Even the use of the word condiment - ugh!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- Why?- If you ask me, I think
0:18:10 > 0:18:13The Saturdays need to start learning to use condiments, love.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15LAUGHTER
0:18:17 > 0:18:19APPLAUSE
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Jamie, I heard one of the things you've been
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- sweating about is the beautiful ocean.- I hate the sea.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I do. I hate the sea.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I hate the sea cos I don't think anyone should be in it.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- You shouldn't be in it. - What, what?- You came from it.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- You evolved out of the sea. - I never came from the sea.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I mean, I don't think anyone around your area...
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I think everyone just wanked into some hummus
0:18:44 > 0:18:47and you all just popped out.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50No, I'm scared of the sea. I'm scared of sharks, jellyfish.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I also don't like wearing goggles. I don't like it.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Yeah, I don't like having stuff on my face.- Yeah, anything on my face.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57LAUGHTER
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Cool audience tonight.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05So I can kind of agree with you on that one.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- It's like stuff in your mouth, stuff on your face.- Yeah.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09LAUGHTER
0:19:09 > 0:19:14Now for round two. This week, it's based on something we found out about you, Jamie.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Where exactly did you lose your virginity?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Er, I lost mine in a bush.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22In a bush!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24A lady bush?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- No, it was like a bush and a bush. There were two bushes.- Double bush.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29It was romantic, though, it was romantic.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Tell me how it was romantic, pounding someone in a bush.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36It was romantic. We were drunk, there were candles.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38- Candles in a bush?- Yeah.- Risky.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Candles and like...- Do it quick, we're going to catch fire.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43It was in the moonlight.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47The fact that Jamie lost his virginity in a bush got us sweating about outdoor sex
0:19:47 > 0:19:49and we found this very tiny story
0:19:49 > 0:19:53that says over half of Brits have done it in the great outdoors.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57We thought we'd put this to the test and rounded up some people
0:19:57 > 0:20:00and asked them, "Have you ever done it in a park?"
0:20:00 > 0:20:04The way this works is we'll see the person swear on this -
0:20:04 > 0:20:06the quiff of me. Oop!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08A bit embarrassing.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Sorry about that.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12All you have to do is decide
0:20:12 > 0:20:15if the people in the clips have indeed done it in a park.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17If they've porked in a park, basically.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Has anyone done it in a park?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Hasn't everyone done it outdoors?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Do you think this is normal, Rickie?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26If you haven't done it outside, you haven't lived.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Have any of you done it outside?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- I did it on a pool table. - That's quite weird.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32It wasn't in a pool hall?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Let's go for it! - A BBC2 snooker tournament.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Wahey!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42So, teams, do you think you can tell,
0:20:42 > 0:20:44just by looking at somebody's face,
0:20:44 > 0:20:46whether or not they've done it outside?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47- Yes.- Yes.- Do you reckon?
0:20:47 > 0:20:52We'll start over here with Rickie's team. Let's have the first person.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Hi, I'm Tom, and on the quiff of Grimmy, I swear to tell the truth.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Have you ever had sex in a park?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01LAUGHS
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Audience?
0:21:03 > 0:21:07I mean, he's basically saying yes already.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09If you zoom out, he's actually got no pants on.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11What are we saying? It's a big yes?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14He's grinning, he's remembering it now.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16They're saying yes. Let's find out.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- Yes.- When?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Er, a couple of years ago.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22LAUGHS
0:21:22 > 0:21:26With a really attractive woman, so that was brilliant.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30That was a wank. He had a wank.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31He played that up far too much.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35"With a girl, she had long hair, she was rich, she could fly."
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Let's do one for your team. Let's have this next person, please.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Have they done it in a park?
0:21:41 > 0:21:45On the quiff of Grimmy, I swear to tell the absolute truth.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Have you ever had sex in a park?
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Yeah!
0:21:49 > 0:21:53What do we think, Melvin's team? Jamie, Frankie, what d'you reckon?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I'm not sure he looks...
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- He looks a little bit disgusted. - No, he's thinking, he's thinking.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02I think he's thinking back to all those great times
0:22:02 > 0:22:05in all the parks across Europe.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I don't think so, I don't think so.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11I don't. The other one looked down like he had something to hide.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13- This one is a bit more like... - He's looking up.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- You KNOW when you've had sex in the park.- Yeah.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- You don't have to think. "Did I?" - It's a straight answer - yes!
0:22:19 > 0:22:23THEY TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER
0:22:23 > 0:22:24- Yes!- So we're going to say no.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27You're saying no. They're saying no. Did he?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Yes. I did.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Who with?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Er, with an ex-girlfriend, actually.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36We didn't have a place to,
0:22:36 > 0:22:38and we actually got a little bit...
0:22:38 > 0:22:40I don't know...carried away.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42LAUGHTER
0:22:42 > 0:22:44They didn't have a place to.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46That was a very sad story.
0:22:46 > 0:22:51I thought he was going to whip the condom out at one point.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53"Used this - still got it."
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Let's have another one for your team.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57What do we think about this person?
0:22:57 > 0:23:02Hello, my name is Anya, and on the quiff of Grimmy, I swear to tell the truth.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Have you ever had sex in a park?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07No.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Not with teeth like them.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- No.- No.- What do we reckon?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Yes or no, Rickie, you're in charge.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18I'm going to say yes. D'you reckon yes?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20We're going to say yes.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Yes, she got up to mischief in the park.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Let's find out. Did she?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Unfortunately, no.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I'm working on it, though.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31LAUGHTER
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Working on it?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- She's working on it. - She's giving it away, isn't she?
0:23:36 > 0:23:38She's giving it away, but no-one's up for it. Jamie?
0:23:39 > 0:23:40- Yeah.- Yeah?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42OK, let's bring her out...
0:23:42 > 0:23:43No, just kidding.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Right, let's do one for your team, let's have this next person.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Have they done it in a park?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Hi, my name is Mo. On the quiff of Grimmy, I swear to tell the absolute truth.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Have you ever had sex in a park?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58LAUGHTER
0:23:58 > 0:23:59What a face!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02It was the way that he licked his lips.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05I think he had sex in the park YESTERDAY.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- You reckon, yes?- Yeah.- You think so? - You're a professional, you should know.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11I think he's about to say, "Not yet."
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- I think not yet.- And Frankie, you were saying...
0:24:14 > 0:24:16He looks like the kind of guy,
0:24:16 > 0:24:19even if he hadn't, he'd be, like, "Yeah. Yeah, loads."
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- So what are we saying? - What do you think?
0:24:22 > 0:24:23AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- They're all, like, "Yes." - OK, let's say yes.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Being bullied by the audience into saying yes.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Hmm, think about that one.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31No.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Not yet, anyway.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Although to be fair, close.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39He'd love to try.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Thank you all for playing On the Quiff of Grimmy.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48OK, time now for
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Rickie & Melvin: The Challenges.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Once again, I have sent out
0:24:52 > 0:24:54our intrepid team captains to the big, bad world
0:24:54 > 0:24:56to basically embarrass themselves
0:24:56 > 0:25:01in an attempt to win a massive one point for their teams.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03This week's sweat is one of Frankie's own sweats.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05What is that sweat?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08You know just that awkward awkwardness of being
0:25:08 > 0:25:10in a small space with someone? Like a lift.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14You get in or you're already in there, somewhere else gets in
0:25:14 > 0:25:17and there's only two people in this really confined space.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18Do you say something?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21I think the only rule is don't fart or shit yourself.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23That's a really good one.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25So, I decided that we should apply a science to see
0:25:25 > 0:25:27if we could turn those really awkward moments that you
0:25:27 > 0:25:29absolutely hate, and pretty much everyone,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32into really sweaty awkward moments by sending Rickie and Melvin
0:25:32 > 0:25:36to their very own lift to interact with the Great British public.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38This is Rickie & Melvin: The Challenges.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40APPLAUSE
0:25:48 > 0:25:53This is worth one point.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54I'm bringing my A game today.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56It's challenge time.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Oh, my God, I'm excited. Let's do it.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Let's make this challenge happen.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02It's this way.
0:26:03 > 0:26:09Ask someone what floor they want and get it wrong five times.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Which floor do you need, mate?
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- P2, please.- P2. P3?- P2.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19- This one, here.- P1? - No, P2.- P4 is up there.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I'll just press both because...
0:26:23 > 0:26:25It could be P4. It's a good one, that.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26It's a good one.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- LIFT:- Doors opening.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- I think it's this one. - See you later.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- What floor do you want?- P1.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Lower ground?- P1. - Four?- This is going up.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Oh, three. You want two?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- Oh, you want one. - One, yeah.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- You want one?- Yeah.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46- Not ground floor then? - No.- Oh, P1.- Yeah.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Sorry.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Get someone to hold your hand. Nice one.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01This lift goes fast, by the way. It's a fast one.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04I'm completely scared of lifts.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- Could you hold my hand?- No.- OK.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10LAUGHTER
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Invade somebody's personal space. Stand no less than one foot away.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15What?
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Announce that you have farted
0:27:36 > 0:27:38and get someone to step away from the danger zone.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Ooh! Oh, sugar.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46I just farted.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Ugh!
0:27:48 > 0:27:50I would... You might want to go over there.
0:27:50 > 0:27:55It smells a little bit like egg mixing with broccoli. Oh, man.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58Can you not smell that? It stinks.
0:28:04 > 0:28:09Oh, no. Sorry. I've had a lot of bacon today.
0:28:09 > 0:28:13You might want to move. It's an eggy one. Sorry, guys.
0:28:13 > 0:28:16It's a strong one today.
0:28:16 > 0:28:17APPLAUSE
0:28:22 > 0:28:26Well done, Melvin. A point for your team. You were victorious.
0:28:26 > 0:28:27CHEERING
0:28:27 > 0:28:29That was a rough challenge.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33- Hi, Chris Ramsey.- Hello. - What's been making YOU sweat?
0:28:33 > 0:28:35I heard, like, festivals on the radio.
0:28:35 > 0:28:36Festivals on the radio.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39- Which is all I've talked about for eight weeks.- Yeah.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42When there's a festival going on, I don't go for a reason, cos I don't want to go.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45I try and turn the radio on to listen to yourself or anyone, and it's, like,
0:28:45 > 0:28:49"Hey, guys, you missed it - don't worry, we're going to play it ALL WEEK for you."
0:28:49 > 0:28:50Aw, shit, man.
0:28:50 > 0:28:55I understand being at a festival, I understand liking it, but if you're not there,
0:28:55 > 0:28:59you shouldn't have to suffer the stuff that you're putting up with
0:28:59 > 0:29:02just for being there. I don't want to hear the out-of-breath singers.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04They let the crowd sing for half of it!
0:29:04 > 0:29:06You don't go to a doctor and look at HIS prostate!
0:29:06 > 0:29:12I'm sitting there listening. "Jump! Jump!" I'm in the car! I will crash!
0:29:12 > 0:29:15I don't need the festival experience.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18Just play the normal song, that's in key and works and it's in time.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21I don't want to hear the...cr-r-r-r...
0:29:21 > 0:29:25"I'm Nick Grimshaw. If you missed Glastonbury, text in, we'll give you the full experience.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27"We'll come and hoy a cup of piss through your car window."
0:29:27 > 0:29:30LAUGHTER
0:29:32 > 0:29:34OK, it's time for another sweat now
0:29:34 > 0:29:36and this was one lots of our viewers have been sweating about.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40It really bothered a lot of people. It got really people...
0:29:40 > 0:29:41DANCE MUSIC
0:29:41 > 0:29:46What is that? Right, shut up your racket.
0:29:52 > 0:29:56OK, what was it about that that our good viewers have been
0:29:56 > 0:29:58sweating about? By the way, that was acting.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00LAUGHTER
0:30:00 > 0:30:01APPLAUSE
0:30:04 > 0:30:08- Is it people who don't know how to use brooms?- Was that not right? No.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10- Is that not how you do it? - No, you push it.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Oh, I thought they were for banging.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Is it living next door to a nightclub?- No, it was not that.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18- Bands?- Not noisy neighbours. Not a band.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Nearly there with noisy neighbours but something specific.
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Oh, um...um...
0:30:23 > 0:30:28- Yes!- Thin walls. - Arm! Arm things!- Thin walls.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Thin walls is absolutely correct. Boom.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32APPLAUSE
0:30:32 > 0:30:36Our viewers have been getting all angry and sweaty about thin walls
0:30:36 > 0:30:39and their repercussions so you win a point for your team.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42Well done, Frankie and Melvin and Jamie. Do you live together?
0:30:42 > 0:30:45- Me and Jaymi live together.- We are in the same kind of complex.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48Do you ever hear anything you shouldn't, JJ, from Jaymi's room
0:30:48 > 0:30:51- or vice versa? - I literally stay in my bedroom.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54- I don't use the house. I don't socialise.- What have you heard?
0:30:54 > 0:30:59- Oh, he has as well, actually, yes. - I will re-enact what I heard.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03Ah.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05LAUGHTER
0:31:05 > 0:31:08APPLAUSE
0:31:08 > 0:31:13On my life. On my life. That was exactly how long it lasted.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18I thought we would see how good our teams are at identifying noisy
0:31:18 > 0:31:20neighbours' noises as we play
0:31:20 > 0:31:22What The Hell Are They Doing In There?
0:31:23 > 0:31:25APPLAUSE
0:31:29 > 0:31:31OK.
0:31:31 > 0:31:35The way this is going to work, it is one person from each team will be
0:31:35 > 0:31:38the eavesdropper whilst the other two
0:31:38 > 0:31:39will be making mysterious noises.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42You just have to guess exactly what the hell they're
0:31:42 > 0:31:44doing in there and win a point for your team.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Melvin's team, you're going to play first.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48Come over here, Melvin's team.
0:31:51 > 0:31:52Hi, Melvin's team.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54OK, Melvin, who is going to be your eavesdropper?
0:31:54 > 0:31:57- Who do you want to go next door? - Frankie.
0:31:57 > 0:31:58Frankie, come into my lounge.
0:31:58 > 0:32:02- I think I feel safer over this side. - I think you should stay over here.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05- Look, there's a fire.- OK, are you ready to make a noise?- Yeah.
0:32:05 > 0:32:09OK, let me get your props. Hang on. Here we go.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13- Hard, isn't it?- OK, Frankie, have you got your glass?- My glass?
0:32:13 > 0:32:16- So you can listen to the wall?- Oh. - Thin wall.- Does it go this way?
0:32:16 > 0:32:18Yes!
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Fucking hell.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Rochelle would figure that out.
0:32:23 > 0:32:28- Frankie, are you ready, then?- Yes. - What the hell is going on in here?
0:32:28 > 0:32:31THEY SLURP
0:32:35 > 0:32:37That's making me gag.
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Are you eating ice creams?
0:32:42 > 0:32:43Come and have a look, Frankie.
0:32:45 > 0:32:46Yeah!
0:32:46 > 0:32:49APPLAUSE
0:32:49 > 0:32:52- OK, are you ready for your second noise? Frankie, are you ready?- Yeah.
0:32:52 > 0:32:55You two, get ready to make some noise.
0:32:55 > 0:32:56LAUGHTER
0:32:56 > 0:33:01OK, hold onto that. I'll join Frankie in our lounge.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03Put your glass on and let's have a listen.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06- Frankie, think about it. - Are you trying to hear through me?
0:33:06 > 0:33:12Oh! Oh, yeah! That's it.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14You and Wayne would probably not do this.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16Because you would hate it.
0:33:16 > 0:33:20- Oh! Oh! Is it ketchup?- Yeah!
0:33:20 > 0:33:21APPLAUSE
0:33:24 > 0:33:26It reminds me of, like, dirty, little children
0:33:26 > 0:33:28with it round their mouth.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30LAUGHTER
0:33:30 > 0:33:33- Dirty, little children? - I can smell it!
0:33:33 > 0:33:37You need to go to therapy, Frankie. Thank you, Melvin's team, everybody.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39APPLAUSE
0:33:39 > 0:33:41CHEERING
0:33:43 > 0:33:46Rickie's team, come and join me in my house.
0:33:47 > 0:33:52Get over here. Yes, Rickie. Who are you having from Union J?
0:33:52 > 0:33:54It's going to be Josh and Jaymi, I think.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57- OK.- Where are we going? The other side?
0:33:57 > 0:33:59- Rickie, who is going to be your eavesdropper?- Chris?
0:33:59 > 0:34:04OK, Chris, if you would like to go into the living room area.
0:34:04 > 0:34:08- Look at that.- Isn't this nice? - Oh, man, this is actually my house.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10OK, Chris, you stay in the lounge there.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13- Rickie's team, are you ready to make some noise?- Yes.
0:34:13 > 0:34:16OK, I'm going to get your first noise-making prop.
0:34:16 > 0:34:20- Do you want a hand, my love? - Yeah, I hurt myself.- Is that real?
0:34:20 > 0:34:22That is a real thing. Don't say what it is.
0:34:24 > 0:34:25That is foul.
0:34:25 > 0:34:29OK, Chris, what the hell are your team-mates doing in there?
0:34:29 > 0:34:34THEY GRUNT
0:34:34 > 0:34:39- Oh, yeah! Oh!- Chris, what the hell is going on in there?
0:34:39 > 0:34:41I don't know but they're sounding really happy about it.
0:34:41 > 0:34:44- I think they liked it.- There was a lot of slapping going on.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46- Yes.- It might have been a massage. - You're saying massage.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48- Maybe, yeah.- Come and have a look at what they were doing.
0:34:48 > 0:34:50Carry on making that noise.
0:34:50 > 0:34:52They were, of course, doing a bit of pounding.
0:34:54 > 0:34:57Pounding some meat. You two go over there. Let's swap Union J members.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59George, JJ, come on.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Jaymi actually seems happy that we've swapped. Obviously, it's bad.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06You two, go back. You two, here. OK, George, you take this.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- You hold those.- Can I rub it really hard?- Does it really hurt?
0:35:09 > 0:35:12Don't give it away. George, just rub it.
0:35:12 > 0:35:13Chris, are you listening to this?
0:35:13 > 0:35:17- I'll do yours, cos you rubbed it. - LAUGHTER
0:35:17 > 0:35:19George, are you ready? JJ, ready?
0:35:19 > 0:35:21No, no, no, no!
0:35:21 > 0:35:23One, two, three, Go.
0:35:23 > 0:35:25Aaargh!
0:35:25 > 0:35:26LAUGHTER
0:35:26 > 0:35:28APPLAUSE
0:35:29 > 0:35:31There's hair!
0:35:33 > 0:35:36- What the hell...? - Some of my stuff is still on him.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39- What the hell do you think is going on in there?- I don't know.
0:35:39 > 0:35:42It was awful. I don't want to play the game any more.
0:35:42 > 0:35:46I want to check that they are all all right. Oh, it's...
0:35:46 > 0:35:48I know what it is. It's when Union J
0:35:48 > 0:35:51signed their contract with Simon Cowell.
0:35:51 > 0:35:52LAUGHTER
0:35:54 > 0:35:58- I don't know. I don't know.- No idea, whatsoever? Do you want a clue?
0:35:58 > 0:36:01- It's smooth. It's now smooth. - It's now smooth.- Oh, waxing!
0:36:01 > 0:36:04- Were they getting waxed?- Yeah.
0:36:04 > 0:36:05APPLAUSE
0:36:05 > 0:36:08He was getting his arms waxed.
0:36:08 > 0:36:09OK, thank you, Rickie's team.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12If you want to go back to your seats. Rickie's team, everybody.
0:36:12 > 0:36:14Good work, Chris Ramsey.
0:36:14 > 0:36:15APPLAUSE
0:36:15 > 0:36:18Thank you, teams, for playing What The Hell Are They Doing In There?
0:36:18 > 0:36:22CHEERING
0:36:25 > 0:36:29OK. Right, time now for The Sweatbox, where you get
0:36:29 > 0:36:31to actually help members of this very audience, who will
0:36:31 > 0:36:34tell you what small thing they have been sweating about.
0:36:34 > 0:36:37You do your best to help them out with advice and whichever team
0:36:37 > 0:36:40they decide has given them the most help will get the point.
0:36:40 > 0:36:42- Everybody ready?- Yes. - OK, let's do this.
0:36:42 > 0:36:43Who is in that Sweatbox?
0:36:43 > 0:36:46- Hello.- What's your sweat?
0:36:46 > 0:36:49I have the same name as a very famous celebrity.
0:36:49 > 0:36:53- Are you called Melvin, from Sweat The Small Stuff?- No.
0:36:53 > 0:36:54Why is this annoying for you,
0:36:54 > 0:36:56because every time you try and do something...?
0:36:56 > 0:37:01Like, if I try to ring my uni in Newcastle or try to ring taxis
0:37:01 > 0:37:04or make appointments or anything, I just get hung up on.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07- "There's no way that's your name." - Whose name do we think she has?
0:37:07 > 0:37:09She said Newcastle. Is it Gazza?
0:37:09 > 0:37:14- No!- Are you Cheryl Cole?- Yes! - She's Cheryl Cole, everybody!
0:37:14 > 0:37:18APPLAUSE
0:37:18 > 0:37:21That must be even harder in Newcastle, cos we've actually
0:37:21 > 0:37:25got Cheryl Cole on the £1 coin in Newcastle.
0:37:25 > 0:37:26You don't have pounds in Newcastle.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29LAUGHTER
0:37:29 > 0:37:32Don't you get any free stuff cos of your name?
0:37:32 > 0:37:35No. I just get abuse. I either get hate mail or fan mail,
0:37:35 > 0:37:37but mostly hate mail.
0:37:37 > 0:37:41I was born with the name. She just married into it. I had it first.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45APPLAUSE
0:37:45 > 0:37:47Jamie, do you know who Cheryl Cole is? She's a commoner.
0:37:47 > 0:37:51- I know... I have a friend called James Bond.- No!
0:37:51 > 0:37:53I think I met him.
0:37:53 > 0:37:55It's not a joke. I met someone on a night out...
0:37:55 > 0:37:57And his brother D'Arcy?
0:37:57 > 0:38:00- What?- No!
0:38:00 > 0:38:02James and D'Arcy Bond.
0:38:02 > 0:38:03James and D'Arcy Bond.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06Be posher - we get it!
0:38:07 > 0:38:08POSHLY: "Oh, D'Arcy."
0:38:09 > 0:38:11Frankie, do you have any advice?
0:38:11 > 0:38:14What can she do? This must be annoying. She's called Cheryl Cole.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18I was thinking, when you said, "I met someone and said my name",
0:38:18 > 0:38:22when they say, "What's your name?" are you saying the full Cheryl Cole?
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- What if you just said Cheryl? - Well, that's her name.
0:38:25 > 0:38:27But they ask for your second name.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31You have to say it and then they're like, "That's not your name".
0:38:31 > 0:38:34- Or it's "How's Ashley?" - I think, get a big
0:38:34 > 0:38:38massive fuck-off bank loan in her name and then buy a sports car
0:38:38 > 0:38:42- and everyone's a winner. - They'll just forget about the hair...
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Some real sound advice there, Jaymi(!)
0:38:44 > 0:38:47- That's what I'd do. - You should be my financial adviser.
0:38:47 > 0:38:49Do you have any piece of advice?
0:38:49 > 0:38:51I think, get married
0:38:51 > 0:38:54or say, "Fuck off" to everyone who says that to you.
0:38:54 > 0:38:57- Tell them to fuck off. - Your options are...
0:38:57 > 0:39:00From Melvin's team - get married. Tell people to fuck off.
0:39:01 > 0:39:07From Rickie's team - get a bank loan in her name and buy a sports car.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10I don't know which is more likely. Probably that one - Melvin.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13You'll go with Melvin's team. A point for your team!
0:39:13 > 0:39:16APPLAUSE
0:39:16 > 0:39:18OK, who is next in that Sweatbox of ours?
0:39:19 > 0:39:25- Hi, I'm Georgina and I'm addicted to gravy.- Oh, God.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28Are we talking actual gravy or is this an innuendo?
0:39:29 > 0:39:32What kind of gravy is it? Because I'm a little bit of a gravy snob.
0:39:32 > 0:39:36- Is it like granules?- Oh, no, you know the liquidy-ish one?- Yeah.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39- And you sort of mix it in. - How addicted?
0:39:39 > 0:39:43Are you injecting it or are you smoking it?
0:39:43 > 0:39:45LAUGHTER
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Do you drink it cold? Do you drink it cold?
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Um...no?
0:39:49 > 0:39:51Ugh!
0:39:51 > 0:39:55- You drink gravy out of a glass?- Yeah.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57You know, Georgina, I don't find it weird.
0:39:57 > 0:40:01I used to get the cubes and drink it as a kid. I think it's quite nice.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04No, George.
0:40:04 > 0:40:05Are you really going to drink that?
0:40:05 > 0:40:10- This is like heaven in a glass to me, right here.- I want to see this.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12- OK, drink gravy.- Go on, drink it.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15THEY CHANT: Drink it! Drink it!
0:40:16 > 0:40:19- Oh, that is rough, man.- Oh, my God.
0:40:19 > 0:40:20LAUGHTER
0:40:20 > 0:40:24- Is that actual gravy? That's not actual gravy.- Do you want some?
0:40:24 > 0:40:26MELVIN: If it's real gravy...
0:40:26 > 0:40:29GEORGINA: It is real gravy. I'm not kidding.
0:40:29 > 0:40:30Make sure you get in the box.
0:40:30 > 0:40:34Jamie and Jaymi. Oh, don't drink gravy.
0:40:34 > 0:40:35That is gravy.
0:40:35 > 0:40:39- I'll give you a point, if you down it.- Five points.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Five points, if you down it.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44Jamie, please.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49- CHRIS:- Jamie, she's poor! A poor girl touched it!
0:40:49 > 0:40:51AUDIENCE: Oh!
0:40:51 > 0:40:53Come on, Jaymi!
0:40:53 > 0:40:56CHEERING
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Jaymi! Jaymi! Jaymi!
0:40:58 > 0:41:01APPLAUSE
0:41:01 > 0:41:04CHEERING
0:41:08 > 0:41:11Five points for Rickie's team!
0:41:11 > 0:41:14CHEERING
0:41:16 > 0:41:19- Any advice over here? - Stick with what you love.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Stick with what you love? Melvin's team?
0:41:21 > 0:41:24Go out with a Northern guy. They put gravy on everything.
0:41:24 > 0:41:25That is unbelievable.
0:41:25 > 0:41:29That's true, I'd go out with you. I drink it every morning. Mouthwash.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Who are you going to go for? Melvin or Rickie?
0:41:32 > 0:41:34I have a Southern boyfriend, so it's going to have to be Rickie.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:41:41 > 0:41:45OK, so that is it. I can reveal that tonight's winners are...
0:41:46 > 0:41:47..Rickie's team!
0:41:47 > 0:41:50CHEERING
0:41:54 > 0:41:56So, a big thank you to Rickie,
0:41:56 > 0:42:00to Union J, Chris Ramsey, Melvin, Frankie and Jamie Laing.
0:42:00 > 0:42:04This has been Sweat The Small Stuff. I have been Nick Grimshaw.
0:42:04 > 0:42:05Goodnight, everybody.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07CHEERING
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