0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains strong language.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hello! I'm Nick Grimshaw
0:00:23 > 0:00:28and this is Sweat The Small Stuff - Extra Sweaty! Oh, yeah!
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Hello. Hi, everyone. Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:00:39 > 0:00:42the show that makes a big deal about all the little things in life,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45cos those little things are really worth sweating about.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47But I cannot do it alone and I shan't do it alone,
0:00:47 > 0:00:50so let's meet our team captains.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Shall I compare them to a summer's day,
0:00:52 > 0:00:56a symphony composed by Mozart, a Shakespearean sonnet?
0:00:56 > 0:00:59No, they are best described as the black Ashleigh and Pudsey -
0:00:59 > 0:01:04it's Rickie Haywood-Williams and Melvin O'Doom.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Who's Ashleigh and who's Pudsey, though?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15You're Ashleigh, you're Pudsey.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Let's meet your team-mates this week.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22On Rickie's team, it's two-fifths of The Wanted, who are sweating it
0:01:22 > 0:01:25because they are still trying to work out that fraction.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27It's Jay and Max from The Wanted!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:31 > 0:01:35And joining them is a young comedian who is soon going to be filling
0:01:35 > 0:01:38an Olly Murs-shaped hole on the Xtra Factor.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39He's sweating it in case
0:01:39 > 0:01:42that's a euphemism for Caroline Flack's vagina.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44AUDIENCE GROANS
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Yeah. And it is. It's Matt Richardson!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49CHEERING
0:01:52 > 0:01:53I'm too old for her.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Over... Oh, my God, she's going to hate you, already.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01She said, "Are you doing it with Grimmy?"
0:02:01 > 0:02:03She was like, "You two are going to fucking die
0:02:03 > 0:02:05"if you say anything about my vagina."
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- Too late!- Over on Melvin's team,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10two members of The Saturdays, who are sweating it
0:02:10 > 0:02:13because they have been using the same contraception as Oona,
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Frankie and Rochelle. It's Mollie and Vanessa, everybody!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20CHEERING
0:02:20 > 0:02:22We have joining them a TV presenter who fronts
0:02:22 > 0:02:24an anti-bullying campaign with Jedward.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28She is sweating it because she just can't stop bullying Jedward.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29It's Laura Whitmore!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31CHEERING
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Look at Melvin's face.- So happy! - I've never seen him so happy.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I've never seen anyone that happy.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45- He looks like Eddie Murphy with some hookers.- Oh!- Hold on!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- He didn't mean it! - We liked you before.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Is this probably the best night of your life?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Usually you just have two people, tonight you have three women.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- And they are all glorious.- I know.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I don't like the faces of women, usually,
0:03:00 > 0:03:04but this is making me reassess my lifestyle choices.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Also over here, look who we have,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11make some noise for this crew over here.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13CHEERING
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Max, your eyes, I can't even look in them.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17They are like rare turquoise diamonds.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20That was SO gay.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Can't help it.- Vanessa, it says here
0:03:24 > 0:03:27that you have been sweating about the toilet seat.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Yeah.- Where do you go for a wee? A urinal?
0:03:29 > 0:03:35- Surprise! - Actually, girls are really bad at it.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36What do you mean? Girls wee on the seat?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Girls piss on the seat all the time.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- What?! What?!- Whoa, whoa! - How do they do that? How?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I don't know how you are getting it wrong, this is the thing.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- I know why that happens sometimes. - Cos they are squatting?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50My friend, when we go out, she doesn't like to sit on toilet seats that aren't her own, so she hovers.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54You might miss the toilet seat, but I do think you should clean it up.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58When you mean, they hover, how do they do it?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Do they put...? I'd like to think, like,
0:04:00 > 0:04:05one leg on that wall, one leg on that wall, and then edge them up.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09And then back up...like splits.
0:04:09 > 0:04:15- I have seen this happen, and it is something like that.- Like splits. OK. It's now time for Round One.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18As you know, Sweat The Small Stuff is all about the little things
0:04:18 > 0:04:21in life, and we were scouring the news this week and came across
0:04:21 > 0:04:25this tiny story about one of your band mates, actually, Max and Jay.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29This tiny story is all about your band mate Tom and what a disgusting
0:04:29 > 0:04:33man he is, because he has admitted to eating food out of a bin.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36AUDIENCE: Ugh!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Does he really do this?
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Yeah.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44We told him not to do it and eventually he did stop,
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- but then he started to eat out of shoeboxes.- What?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- And that's still a habit now. - Instead of a plate?
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Yeah, because he can't be arsed washing plates, what he does is,
0:04:52 > 0:04:56he cooks his food and just lobs it into a shoebox and...
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- What?!- There's a sort of standard.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02He wouldn't go soup or anything with a high moisture content.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- OK.- Pizza, chicken Kiev, straight into a shoebox.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09What about when he slices that Kiev? All that moisture?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Listen, I don't make the rules.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14But what do the great British public think?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Do they think this is a normal thing?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Do you think people eat out of bins, Mollie?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I have been known to eat out of my own bin,
0:05:21 > 0:05:25purely for the fact of this - I live on my own, right?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28So if I order a Chinese takeaway,
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I've got to order standard prawn crackers.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Now, I don't want to eat that whole bag of prawn crackers,
0:05:33 > 0:05:34- because it's a family size.- Yeah.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39So I eat a good portion and then I put them in the bin in their bag.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42And then you know how it is. An hour after the Chinese,
0:05:42 > 0:05:46you think, "I fancy one of those prawn crackers.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48"I'm going back in."
0:05:48 > 0:05:52I'm in the bin. Is there anything else you'd eat out of a bin?
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Erm... Well, the reason the prawn crackers...
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I'll be honest, a poppadom.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01They're the same family, essentially, aren't they?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02And they are still... Yeah.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- I'd eat out of your bin any day of the week.- Whoa!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09I was talking about a real bin, guys, don't be filthy!
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Keep your head out the gutter!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I reckon you've got a clean bin, though.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Mollie has got a real clean bin.- I do, yeah.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Are we still talking about bins? - APPLAUSE
0:06:21 > 0:06:24But do you think you can tell just by looking at someone's face
0:06:24 > 0:06:27whether or not they have ever eaten food
0:06:27 > 0:06:28out of a dustbin? Can you tell?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- I reckon so. I reckon we could do it.- Yeah, I think so.- Yes.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I put this to the test, so we rounded up some people
0:06:33 > 0:06:34on the street and asked them,
0:06:34 > 0:06:37"Have you ever eaten food out of a bin like Tom from The Wanted?"
0:06:37 > 0:06:39The way this is going to work is
0:06:39 > 0:06:41you'll see the person swear on this,
0:06:41 > 0:06:44the quiff of me. This is my quiff here.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46It's the holiest hair out there
0:06:46 > 0:06:48after that silver fox, the Pope. Hey, baby.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50We'll start with your team, Rickie.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Let's have a look at our first victim on the street.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Have they ever eaten out of a bin? - A'ight.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Hi, my name is Simon.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I swear on the quiff of Grimmy to tell the whole truth.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Have you ever eaten food out of a bin?
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- What do you think? - I definitely think he does.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09The thing is, there's bins in the background.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11He's probably eaten from there.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14He looks like he eats out of a bin, gets dressed out of a bin,
0:07:14 > 0:07:15washes in a bin.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18They are saying yes. Let's find out.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Yes.- What?- Chips.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Chips!- Standard.- Of course.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Duh! Stupid! Who are you, the Queen?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Let's have one for Melvin's team. Have a look at this person.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Have they ever eaten out of the bin?
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Hi, my name is Mo.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37On the quiff of Grimmy I swear to tell the absolute truth.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Have you ever eaten food out of a bin?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Whoa!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Well! This one seems really hard.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Either he is saying no, or he's like, "How did you catch me?"
0:07:52 > 0:07:57- Yeah. "Did you see me?" - There's no way.- He looks offended.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59They're saying no. Have you ever eaten out of a bin?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Hell no!
0:08:01 > 0:08:08Never. Have you? Taste nice? Nah. I wouldn't do such a thing.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- ALL: Aww!- He'd never do such a thing, Mollie - trash.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14He's so sweet.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Rickie's team. There's another one for you. Have a look at this person.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Hi, I'm Roxy, and I swear on the quiff of Grimmy
0:08:20 > 0:08:21to tell the absolute truth.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Have you ever eaten food out of a bin?
0:08:25 > 0:08:26AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29She has, cos she is quite clearly half fox.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- We're saying yes on this. - They are saying yes. Does she?
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Yes.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- What was it? - I think it was an old cake.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- An old cake?- Happy birthday to me!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Melvin, here's one for you.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Hi, my name is Sonia,
0:08:48 > 0:08:51and on the quiff of Grimmy, I swear I'll tell the truth.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Have you ever eaten food out of a bin?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I don't think she knows what a bin is.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- No.- She looks so sweet. No way.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02She looks like she's about to knock that person out
0:09:02 > 0:09:03that has just asked her.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05"You stop me for this shit?"
0:09:05 > 0:09:06What do you think, guys?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Again, though, she is lurking around the bins.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10What are we saying, then, guys?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I would say I think she's going to go with no.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Me too.- Although I don't know if I trust it.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Vanessa, you decide this one. What do you think?
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- It's like one of those, "No, but yeah, but no..."- No pressure.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- It's no or yeah. - OK, we're going with no.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24You're going no. Vanessa is saying no.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Yes, at work.- What was it?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Watermelon.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- Why?- Cos it looked good.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37- Watermelon?- She's very specific.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Anyway, thank you, guys. Thanks for playing On The Quiff Of Grimmy.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- The quiff has to go, now. - APPLAUSE
0:09:45 > 0:09:50- Mark, I'm happy you came on the show.- Thanks for having me.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52What have you got against poofs?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55No, it's the things you put at the end of your sofa to put your feet up.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- Poofs!- Pouffes! - Poofs!- Poofs.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Yeah, because I've got a small gay man I put my feet up on.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I love Modern Family. Sit down!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Why don't you like them? - I just think they are so pointless.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Just put them up on the sofa, your feet.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Yeah, that is true, actually.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11And they are £400, and a sofa is £800,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14and it's only a quarter of a sofa.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- What is the correct pronunciation of that?- It's a "poofie".
0:10:16 > 0:10:18They prefer "homosexual", actually.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- No, it's "pouffe", not a "poofie". - A puffin is a type of creature.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23No, that's a PUFFIN, Laura Whitmore.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- So confused. - A puffin is a rock-based bird.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- It's like what you sit on. - A cushion.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- A cushion.- That's a "poofie".
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- A puffie?- No, not a puffie. - What is it?- A beanbag?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- What do you guys call it? - AUDIENCE SHOUTS ANSWERS
0:10:38 > 0:10:41That's a real man, there, screaming, "It's a footstool!"
0:10:42 > 0:10:45OK. It is now time for another sweat.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48What is it about this picture that I have been sweating about?
0:10:48 > 0:10:53Have a look at it. What about this has been making me sweat?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55You met the Queen!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I met the fucking Queen!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- How?- She popped into Radio One to do a Live Lounge.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07She was on the new Chase And Status record.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Is it that you have just realised that you've got crabs?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20I was self-conscious about what to do with my hands.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24When you're a teenager, you don't know what to do with your arms.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26When you're a teenager, you're like, "All right?"
0:11:28 > 0:11:30When you meet the Queen, do you think,
0:11:30 > 0:11:32"I'm going to scratch my bollocks"?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34It went from like this.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36But then someone said it looked like someone
0:11:36 > 0:11:37was about to do a penalty against me.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I was like this and they were like, "That's rude."
0:11:39 > 0:11:41So then I was like this. And they were like.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43"That's slob-like." I was like, "Fucking hell!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46"You're acting like she's the... Oh, yeah."
0:11:46 > 0:11:49What is it about this that you think has got me all sweaty?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51That got me all weirded out?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Someone wearing gloves on a warm day.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56LAUGHTER
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Mollie never makes that mistake.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Is it to do with meeting someone like the Queen?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I think Max should probably have that point.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05It's to do with sweating about not knowing how
0:12:05 > 0:12:08to behave around famous people. You don't really know how to react.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:13 > 0:12:18They said, "The rules are these. You call her Ma'am like, spam."
0:12:18 > 0:12:22To rhyme, they gave me "spam" cos I'm from Oldham, so I'd get it.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26I said, "Yeah, ma'am like spam." And they were like, "Bow your head and don't talk to her.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29"She'll talk to you first. You do not talk to the Queen first."
0:12:29 > 0:12:32So, our boss brought her over.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34And he's like,
0:12:34 > 0:12:36"This is Nick Grimshaw who does the radio in the mornings."
0:12:36 > 0:12:38And she just went...
0:12:38 > 0:12:41So I thought, this is a bit awkward.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Maybe she wants me to do like a link or something.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48So my words to the Queen were, "You all right?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50"Are you having a nice day?"
0:12:50 > 0:12:52And she just went...
0:12:52 > 0:12:54And then walked off.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Because you're not meant to talk to her
0:12:56 > 0:12:58but I wasn't just going to stand there.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00She was looking at me right in the face, like, "Go on."
0:13:00 > 0:13:05Laura, you must've interviewed loads of people, do you do that when you interview people?
0:13:05 > 0:13:08I met Prince Charles, same thing happened.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12I thought someone was going to tell us what the procedure was, what you're supposed to say.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15No-one came up to me so I said, "All right, how's it going?"
0:13:15 > 0:13:17And he said, "It's going fine."
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I got something back!
0:13:20 > 0:13:21LAUGHTER
0:13:21 > 0:13:25Once, I met David Beckham, and I didn't know how to behave around him, so I said to him,
0:13:25 > 0:13:28"I don't know if to shake your hand or lick your face."
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Please say you licked his face!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33And he said, "You can just shake my hand."
0:13:33 > 0:13:36So I don't know what to do. And once I got flustered when I had to interview Beyonce.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40I said, "I've not had a shower today."
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Melvin, have you had any weird interactions on the radio with anyone coming in
0:13:43 > 0:13:46and not knowing how to behave around certain people?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I always try it on female celebrities if I'm really nervous.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Yeah, we know!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53We've all been there, all right!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- That's sad.- I tried it on Alicia Keys once.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00I gave her my phone number and I said I'd take her on an air balloon ride.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Of all things, why that?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Cos I won that for free.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08So if she said "yes", it was already sorted out from before.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11But she took my number and didn't call. Can you believe it?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13AUDIENCE: Aww.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Have you been at a party anywhere
0:14:15 > 0:14:18and someone's come up to you that you're a fan of and said,
0:14:18 > 0:14:20"Oh, I like you guys, I've seen you on telly, I've watched you,"
0:14:20 > 0:14:22or like, "Good performance"?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Has that happened to you, like role reversal,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- someone you're a fan of has become a fan of you?- Mike Tyson.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Seriously?- I'm not joking.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Really?! - Yes, he likes a boy band, I know!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37He does.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39He did, honestly.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42We were at an awards ceremony, the People's Choice awards,
0:14:42 > 0:14:45we were up for that. He tweeted me saying,
0:14:45 > 0:14:48"Max, hope you win tonight. Good luck to you and the boys." And we won.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52And I thought, "Mike Tyson is now our good luck charm."
0:14:52 > 0:14:53LAUGHTER
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Hey, have you met a really famous man called Simon Cowell yet?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59No. I met the judges this week.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I met Nicole Scherzinger and I was really weird around her
0:15:01 > 0:15:05because she is the most beautiful human being I've ever met.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07And she would walk past me cos she knew it made me awkward
0:15:07 > 0:15:10and whenever she walked past me, she'd go, "Matthew." Like that.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14And I'd have to go and have cold showers.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16She is so annoying, isn't she?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19So, The Wanted, what are you like with your fans?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Because you have Mike Tyson coming up to you
0:15:21 > 0:15:23but you also have, you know,
0:15:23 > 0:15:25fans that aren't Mike Tyson. You have millions of fans.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28What's it like when they come up to you? Is it a nice thing?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Is it a weird thing? What's it like?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I think it's a really nice thing.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34You know, when they show up, it's nice.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Kind of the point, really.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41No, I mean, it's great. We love our fans, they are awesome.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Of course, you love your fans.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45The Saturdays, what is it like when people come up and ask
0:15:45 > 0:15:47for photos and say they love you,
0:15:47 > 0:15:49is that a weird thing? Can you handle it now?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52We went to the Hangover III premiere.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54And you know when you get out of the car and you're on the red carpet
0:15:54 > 0:15:57and everyone's like, "Whoo!" and I was like, "Oh, yeah,
0:15:57 > 0:15:59"they're screaming." And one girl was going, "Mollie! Mollie!"
0:15:59 > 0:16:01And I thought, "Oh, I've made it."
0:16:01 > 0:16:04So I walked over to her and she goes, "Can you get Frankie?"
0:16:04 > 0:16:07LAUGHTER
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I'll just grab her in a minute.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Max, Jay, Mollie and Vanessa, as you said, you love your fans
0:16:15 > 0:16:19so you're going to love this next game.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Because you love your fans so much and they, I must say, almost
0:16:22 > 0:16:25manically love you, to a scary level, we thought we'd play a game.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Grope On A Rope.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29JAUNTY MUSIC
0:16:32 > 0:16:36OK, here we have a super fan of The Saturdays, Adam.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38And a super fan of The Wanted, Georgia.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41First of all, Adam, who is a fan of The Saturdays, has been to see
0:16:41 > 0:16:44you in concert 25 times.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48He has spent around £2,000 in coming to see you and your merchandise.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53He believes he was your first and original fan.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57You have over here Georgia, massive fan of The Wanted.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01She has "attempted" to meet you 25 times.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04She sits and waits for you at the airport for hours on end.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09She made a 20-hour bus journey just to see you perform last year.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14Georgia has spent her entire student loan on all things Wanted.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17She is living in poverty.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20As you can see, our two super fans are harnessed to ropes,
0:17:20 > 0:17:24preventing them from getting close to their idols.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27All you have to do is answer questions about your fans to
0:17:27 > 0:17:31get them closer to you. Here are your questions.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34First one is for The Wanted. Question one.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38A female fan once hid on your tour bus, where did you find her?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- In the boot.- Where the luggage is.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Yes, Max. The luggage compartment.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48You can take a step forward to The Wanted. There we go.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Question for The Saturdays.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54What two items did Frankie once receive in the post
0:17:54 > 0:17:55from a super fan?
0:17:55 > 0:18:00A map and a key? A proposal and a ring? Or a love letter and a nose?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- I would say a ring. - I don't know.- A ring and a letter.
0:18:03 > 0:18:08- You think the proposal and a ring? - Yeah.- Absolutely correct.- Yes!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Adam, did you send that?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Oh, my God. When he reaches you, he's going to rip your face off.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18The Wanted, a fan once approached you, Jay,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20and cut a bit of your hair off.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- What did they do once they cut your hair off?- She ate it.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24GROANING
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Georgia, was that you?- No!
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Georgia, that is correct. Take a step closer to The Wanted.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I ate Zac Efron's hair once.
0:18:35 > 0:18:42- Why? How?- Because I gave him a haircut and it was my friend's 21st birthday and she likes him.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45So, I stole a bit of his hair, and I put it in my pocket
0:18:45 > 0:18:49and I was like, "Happy Birthday! A lock of Zac Efron's hair."
0:18:49 > 0:18:50- No!- Best present ever.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54And then I said, "Let's eat it."
0:18:54 > 0:18:58So we both ate it and we thought we'd wake up all gorgeous and in a musical.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- We didn't. - LAUGHTER
0:19:01 > 0:19:04The Saturdays, the fan standing in front of you now is Adam.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07He has spent hours making a beautiful fan book for Oona
0:19:07 > 0:19:10and gave it to Oona for her birthday.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14But what did Oona do to thank him? Did she A...?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Why are all the questions about the other girls?!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Cos you have no fans.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Did she A - send him a thank you tweet?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Did she B - reply with a personal letter?
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Or did she C - send him a picture of herself reading that book?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Definitely C.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Actually, Oona's a cow and she did nowt.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36GROANING
0:19:39 > 0:19:42The Wanted, once a fan threw something on stage, it said,
0:19:42 > 0:19:44"I love Max." What was that thing?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Just say it really nicely.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48What are you going to do when you get hold of them?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- She's had about five steps. - Who knows?- Whoa!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53What are all those knives?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58A fan once threw something on stage that said, "I love Max."
0:19:58 > 0:20:00What was that thing, Max?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02It was a used...
0:20:02 > 0:20:04GROANING
0:20:04 > 0:20:06..sanitary...plug.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10That's absolutely correct. Georgia, you can meet The Wanted.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14MUFFLED SPEECH
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Snog! Snog! Snog! Snog!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Yeah!
0:20:23 > 0:20:24CROWD CHEER
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Down the ropes, Max!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28CROWD CHEER
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Oh, no. Adam, you didn't win.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33But thank you, everyone, for playing Grope On A Rope.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35APPLAUSE
0:20:35 > 0:20:37OK.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Jay, we should probably talk about your Sweats, the things you've been worrying about.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46You've been sweating that nightclubs are too loud.
0:20:46 > 0:20:51- Yeah.- This is something that, not a man, I'd think if I was in a boy band like yours,
0:20:51 > 0:20:56a big, successful international band, I'd be in nightclubs, women -
0:20:56 > 0:20:57well, not women, but you know.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02But this is a sweat usually of like, an older gentleman.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- It is, you're right.- It's too loud.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07It's not just that my ears are sensitive,
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I don't do well on the whole dancing front as a flirt thing?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13It doesn't work well for me. I have to go into words. And so, I attempt words,
0:21:13 > 0:21:15and they're like, "Yeah, cool!"
0:21:15 > 0:21:17and I'm like, "Yeah, keep talking at her."
0:21:17 > 0:21:19And she's like, "Yeah, good one!"
0:21:19 > 0:21:21and I'm like, "You're not listening to me!"
0:21:21 > 0:21:24You should just carry around a sign that says,
0:21:24 > 0:21:26"I'm in The Wanted, please shag me."
0:21:26 > 0:21:28LAUGHTER
0:21:28 > 0:21:29I'm in The Wanted.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32I've never heard any of The Wanted talk out loud before.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35You're so Northern. I thought you were like posh boys.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I'm from the Midlands actually.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Where's the Midlands?- It's the middle of the country you live in.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- Where in the Midlands? - Oh, Nottingham.- Oh.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45LAUGHTER, JAY MOUTHS
0:21:45 > 0:21:48I don't like him either, now.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Do you want to swap him with somebody...? - We're on the same team, guys!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55I want to win this fucking show!
0:21:55 > 0:21:57LAUGHTER
0:21:57 > 0:22:01OK, time now for Rickie and Melvin - The Challenges.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04This is where each week I challenge our team captains to take
0:22:04 > 0:22:07a small sweat out into the streets and into the public domain.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10This week's sweat is about over-competitive people.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Those people who always have to go one better than you,
0:22:12 > 0:22:14who lie and cheat at board games
0:22:14 > 0:22:18and get all in your face when they win. They are... I hate them people.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Me too.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22This is Rickie and Melvin - The Challenges.
0:22:23 > 0:22:28- Toilet time means...? - BOTH: Challenge time.- Yay!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31This week I'm going to send you two out to become overly competitive -
0:22:31 > 0:22:34those annoying people that have to win.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38I'm going to send you out to a library and a bingo hall
0:22:38 > 0:22:40and you're going to be competitive.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44Whoever completes the most tasks in these envelopes wins
0:22:44 > 0:22:46a massive point for their team.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Go get competitive!
0:22:58 > 0:23:02I'm scared. Please don't make me do this. Bingo players are terrifying.
0:23:02 > 0:23:07This is a hard one. I've got to be over-competitive about reading?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10I'm crap at reading.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Smugly tell someone you are better
0:23:13 > 0:23:16at bingo than them three times. Nice.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Good evening, ladies. How many games have you guys won?
0:23:20 > 0:23:25Hundreds? I've won 200. What's your biggest win on bingo, girls?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- 2,000.- In one go, 2,000? My biggest win, 3,000.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Where is the best place you've played bingo?- Mecca.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Mecca Bingo?- Yeah.- Vegas.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39I played there just last year, actually.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Tell someone you are better at reading than them three times.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47How are you doing, mate? What's that you're reading?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Oh, this is just the AQA GCSE science textbook.- Oh, yeah. I know that.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53I've read that a couple of times, actually.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56How many textbooks do you reckon you got through this course?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Probably three or four. Yeah. - It's not a lot.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04I probably did about seven or eight I reckon. Yeah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- How many books do you reckon you've read this month?- Two. I've been...
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- I think I've probably read about ten books this month.- Really? Wow.- Yeah.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Love reading so much. It's just what I do.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Challenge someone to a reading competition, lose,
0:24:20 > 0:24:22and throw a mega tantrum.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Play a game of bingo. If you don't win, throw the biggest tantrum ever.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Excuse me, mate. How good are you at reading?- Fairly good.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36I don't know if you could help me, just, like,
0:24:36 > 0:24:38having a reading competition? You don't have to do it out loud,
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- just in your head. - I'll give it a go.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43BINGO CALLER: 1-0, number ten.
0:24:43 > 0:24:458 and 2, 82.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48If you start at "Peter's old sleeping bag."
0:24:48 > 0:24:51One, two, three, go.
0:24:52 > 0:24:555-1, 51.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57All the 7s, 77.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Done.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- What?- Done.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08- Oh,- BLEEP!- Are you serious?
0:25:08 > 0:25:12Oh, my God! Rickie, how can you lose that?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14How could you lose a reading competition?
0:25:18 > 0:25:2073.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24No! I needed another number! No, please! I'm the best at this game!
0:25:24 > 0:25:29Please, I needed just one more number, please! I need it now!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Oh! I'm the best at this game.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Come on! Come on!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Yeah!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42CHEERING
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Well done, Rickie and Melvin.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51A point for each team. It was a draw.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53APPLAUSE
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Another one of your sweats is a beautiful woman named Cara Delevingne.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Why do you hate her? - Because she doesn't know I exist.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Oh, God, damn her to hell(!)
0:26:06 > 0:26:10The only reason I put that as my sweat is because I know you know her and I want to be set up.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:26:13 > 0:26:17- Should we phone her?- Yes! - We'd have to...
0:26:17 > 0:26:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- Is this actually happening in my life right now?- Don't ruin it though.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- OK.- No, it's her...- Shh-shh-shh...
0:26:28 > 0:26:30SILENCE
0:26:30 > 0:26:32RINGING TONE
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Should we leave her a voicemail?
0:26:38 > 0:26:42RINGING TONE
0:26:42 > 0:26:44VOICEMAIL: 'Please leave your message after the tone.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48'To re-record your message key hash at any time.' ANSWERPHONE BEEPS
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Hi, Cara, it's Grimmy.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Give me a call back when you get this because I think I've found you your...dream lover.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59He's called Matt Richardson.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Google him. You've probably heard of him. He is Googleable.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Just.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Um, Google him and see what you think of him and then call me back
0:27:08 > 0:27:10because he is...up for it.
0:27:10 > 0:27:14LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:27:16 > 0:27:17There you go.
0:27:17 > 0:27:22And, Max, one of your sweats is drinking beers at home.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- What?- "This is my problem," this is what it says here.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29No, it's not drinking beers at home. It's a habit my mum has. So...
0:27:29 > 0:27:32LAUGHTER No, she's not an alcoholic!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35I don't mean that, no! It's, um... Fuck's sake! I don't believe this.
0:27:35 > 0:27:36LAUGHTER
0:27:36 > 0:27:41No, my mum has this habit of... Say I leave a beer on the side or something,
0:27:41 > 0:27:46or I might be away, and come back after a week and find out she's had a barbecue the weekend before.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50She puts the tops on open beer that have had a swig out of 'em and puts 'em back in the fridge.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52AUDIENCE GROANS
0:27:52 > 0:27:55I go in the fridge to drink a bottle of beer,
0:27:55 > 0:27:57and I flick the top off and thought, "That was easy!"
0:27:57 > 0:27:59and it just tastes like fucking cold piss.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02It happens every week.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Do you visit your mum weekly? It's a weekly occurrence?
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Oh... No.
0:28:08 > 0:28:09LAUGHTER
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Yeah, probably.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15I like that. Maybe as soon as you open them you have to pound them
0:28:15 > 0:28:16so every time you have a drink,
0:28:16 > 0:28:19you pretend you're on spring break in your mum's kitchen.
0:28:19 > 0:28:20Like, whaaahh! You just chug it,
0:28:20 > 0:28:22then there's none left so she has to bin it.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25That's a nice thing to do in front of your mother, I feel.
0:28:25 > 0:28:26LAUGHTER
0:28:26 > 0:28:29OK, time for another sweat. I'm going to give both teams a clue
0:28:29 > 0:28:34- as to something that really winds me up. Are you all ready?- ALL: Yes!
0:28:34 > 0:28:37What is it about this that I have been sweating about?
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Ahem, sorry, one second, I've got to have a sip of water. Hang on.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Urgh! What is that?
0:28:43 > 0:28:46What is that? This is not the Fijian mountain ultra-mineral,
0:28:46 > 0:28:49lightly-carbonated, room-temperature spring water that I requested.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53Who got this for me? Why did you get this for me? It's disgusting!
0:28:53 > 0:28:57- AUDIENCE: Awww! - You're fired. Get out of here.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00AUDIENCE: Awww...
0:29:00 > 0:29:04What was it about that that I've been sweating about? And by the way, that was ACTING.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07Don't worry, she's a researcher called Gemma,
0:29:07 > 0:29:10I love her, but she actually is fired. She's terrible at her job.
0:29:10 > 0:29:14What is it about that that I've been sweating about?
0:29:14 > 0:29:17- That's mean.- I'm just mean! No.
0:29:17 > 0:29:21- You wanted something more salty?- No. - LAUGHTER
0:29:22 > 0:29:25LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:29:26 > 0:29:30Max, don't do that and then raise an eyebrow!
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Stop looking into my eyes.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34I can't, they're like diamonds.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37- Mollie, what do you think? - Getting the order wrong?
0:29:37 > 0:29:40No, any ideas what it could be?
0:29:40 > 0:29:41- A diva?- No!
0:29:41 > 0:29:45Who do you reckon is the most diva on this show - me or Rickie?
0:29:45 > 0:29:48- Rickie, definitely. - That is not true!
0:29:48 > 0:29:50That is not true!
0:29:50 > 0:29:53The most diva-ish out of us? You have someone just to do your hair!
0:29:53 > 0:29:56Do you want someone to do your two hair?
0:29:56 > 0:29:59LAUGHTER
0:29:59 > 0:30:03APPLAUSE
0:30:03 > 0:30:07It's about the type of water. There was some precision there.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10- Wanky water.- Wanky water, it is... - Two meanings, but, you know...
0:30:10 > 0:30:14You're absolutely correct, a point for your team!
0:30:14 > 0:30:19APPLAUSE
0:30:19 > 0:30:23We've been sweating about unnecessarily posh food and drink.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26Like crisps, they aren't high class.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30Someone's trying to masquerade them as posh things
0:30:30 > 0:30:34by using extra words like "sea salt" and "organic balsamic cider vinegar" flavour,
0:30:34 > 0:30:36when what they're trying to say is "salt and vinegar".
0:30:36 > 0:30:38LAUGHTER
0:30:38 > 0:30:41Does this irritate anyone else or am I alone in my quest against this?
0:30:41 > 0:30:44I don't really eat posh food.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47I mean like posh crisps and posh popcorn, they exist as...
0:30:48 > 0:30:51- I think you can tell the difference. - You can't tell the difference.
0:30:51 > 0:30:55You can tell the difference between that chicken dodgy shop that's on my road
0:30:55 > 0:30:58is not the same chicken from the fancy places that you go.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02- Totally different.- What? Like Nando's? Thank you very much.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07I think that's a myth. I really do.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09Do you reckon you can taste the difference?
0:31:09 > 0:31:10I can tell the difference.
0:31:10 > 0:31:15This week, we discovered a new ridiculous priced brand of sparkling water.
0:31:15 > 0:31:16And they sell it to you by saying,
0:31:16 > 0:31:19"The bubbles are so light that they burst on your tongue.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22"They give you a tingling sensation."
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Which makes it worth the £7 a bottle prices.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28Seven quid for a glass of water? Are you mad?
0:31:28 > 0:31:31What we want to know is if you lot will actually be able
0:31:31 > 0:31:34to taste the difference between the posh stuff
0:31:34 > 0:31:37and the normal stuff that normal people eat and drink.
0:31:37 > 0:31:41- You think you can tell?- Yes. - Let's put this to the test
0:31:41 > 0:31:43as we play David Beckham's favourite game, Posh Nosh.
0:31:43 > 0:31:48JAUNTY MUSIC
0:31:48 > 0:31:50APPLAUSE
0:31:50 > 0:31:53OK, so this is how it is going to work. Under these three cloches,
0:31:53 > 0:31:56we have three different types of food and drink.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59For each one there's a very posh expensive version
0:31:59 > 0:32:00and the cheapest we could find.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04Two people from each team will come up and taste these things
0:32:04 > 0:32:06and decide which they think is the posh one.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09If you get it right, you win a point for your team. Do you understand?
0:32:09 > 0:32:10ALL: Yeah.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13Make your ways up here, teams, and try some posh nosh.
0:32:13 > 0:32:15APPLAUSE
0:32:17 > 0:32:20Let's see what's under the first cloche.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24We have coffee. One of these is very expensive, premium roasted coffee bean,
0:32:24 > 0:32:28costs £5 for a cup of coffee!
0:32:28 > 0:32:30It's madness!
0:32:30 > 0:32:32The other one is plain, boring filter coffee
0:32:32 > 0:32:36that we got from a poor person's house that the runner's made.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38Tell me which one is which. Let's start with the boys.
0:32:38 > 0:32:43Try it, what does it smell like? What flavours are you getting, Jay?
0:32:43 > 0:32:45It's really similar to coffee...
0:32:45 > 0:32:47LAUGHTER
0:32:47 > 0:32:49What do you think the differences are?
0:32:49 > 0:32:52The first one made my tongue hate itself.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54That is the non-posh one and that is the posh one.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56Why to you think that is the non-posh one?
0:32:56 > 0:32:59Cos that tastes like water and that tastes like coffee.
0:32:59 > 0:33:02- This one is slightly woody as well. - Oh, woody?
0:33:03 > 0:33:05OK, so you think this is the posh one.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09- In the second one is popcorn. - Oh, my God!
0:33:09 > 0:33:11This is one of the things that people are trying to make posh.
0:33:11 > 0:33:15One is standard cinema popcorn, the other is a brand new deluxe version.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18Ladies, you go first. Which is the posh one,
0:33:18 > 0:33:20made for posh people, made for Posh Spice,
0:33:20 > 0:33:23and which is the trampy one made for Sporty Spice?
0:33:23 > 0:33:26AUDIENCE GROANS Where do you get trampy ones?
0:33:26 > 0:33:29- This is easy. I'm so sold on this. - Yes.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31- Trampy. Posh.- I haven't eaten the other one yet.
0:33:31 > 0:33:34- Why do you think that? - You'll enjoy this.
0:33:34 > 0:33:35Oh, hey, that's nice.
0:33:35 > 0:33:39- I'll just take some more of these. - That is stale as anything.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41That has been in the cinema for days.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44- That's fresh.- Nice and fancy.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Finally, we have, under our final cloche,
0:33:47 > 0:33:51sparkling water! This has been trying to be posh since the '80s!
0:33:51 > 0:33:54- Can we actually taste it?- Yeah, it's a tasting challenge.
0:33:54 > 0:33:59- Can I just say, I prefer cheap sparkling water. - Do you? You eat out of bins.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02- This I think is more sparkling. - Yes.
0:34:02 > 0:34:07- This is the expensive one for me. - This is the expensive one? Yeah?
0:34:07 > 0:34:11- OK, you felt strongly about the popcorn.- I was certain on that one.
0:34:11 > 0:34:15I can now reveal that we didn't bother to get any posh anything,
0:34:15 > 0:34:18- in fact, there's no difference between anything.- What?
0:34:18 > 0:34:21In other words, it's all the same shit.
0:34:21 > 0:34:23APPLAUSE
0:34:23 > 0:34:26What a waste of time that was!
0:34:26 > 0:34:29No points for anyone!
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Wait! Wait! Was that the same?
0:34:31 > 0:34:33All the same, Whitmore.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Mollie, Mollie, were you certain on the popcorn, were you?
0:34:38 > 0:34:40There was a definite difference.
0:34:40 > 0:34:44The whole thing was devised to destroy my sweat.
0:34:44 > 0:34:47Thank you for playing Posh Nosh.
0:34:47 > 0:34:49APPLAUSE
0:34:53 > 0:34:55Laura Whitmore, it says here
0:34:55 > 0:34:57you have been sweating about Melvin. Uh-oh!
0:34:58 > 0:35:01No, hold on. First of all, when I did mention the sweat,
0:35:01 > 0:35:04- I didn't know I was going to be bes...- Let's move on!
0:35:04 > 0:35:06I didn't know I was going to be beside Melvin.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08So what is it, then, what's your problem?
0:35:08 > 0:35:10It's male friends, one specific.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12You know when you've got your male friends
0:35:12 > 0:35:14and your girlfriends and you go out.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16And then your male friends hit on your girlfriends.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19Or then your male friends go through your Facebook to find out
0:35:19 > 0:35:22which of your girlfriends are hot. And then you're like,
0:35:22 > 0:35:25"Hey, how come you're friends with loads of my friends?"
0:35:25 > 0:35:28- And then you realise it's because... - Because he's a sex troll!
0:35:28 > 0:35:30Basically, I'm talking about Melvin.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32Melvin, what have you been doing?
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Have you been getting busy on the net?
0:35:34 > 0:35:38- I was just... I was doing some work on my computer one day.- Yes.
0:35:38 > 0:35:42And Laura's Facebook page just popped up in front of me.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45So I went through a few of her friends by accident
0:35:45 > 0:35:49and I came across one particular young lady who was quite delicious.
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Delicious!
0:35:51 > 0:35:53- And so messaged her. - Does he do it a lot?
0:35:53 > 0:35:56There are a few mutual friends and I don't know how you know
0:35:56 > 0:35:58so many Irish people from my home town.
0:35:59 > 0:36:01That is the beauty of the internet.
0:36:03 > 0:36:05OK, time now for The Sweatbox,
0:36:05 > 0:36:07where you get to actually help members of this very audience,
0:36:07 > 0:36:10who will tell you what small thing they've been sweating about.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12Do your best to help them out with advice.
0:36:12 > 0:36:15The team they decide has given the most help will get the point.
0:36:15 > 0:36:16- Are you all ready?- ALL: Yes!
0:36:16 > 0:36:19OK, let's do this. Who is first in The Sweatbox?
0:36:19 > 0:36:24- Hi, I'm Ian. - And I'm Matt.- Hello.- Hi.
0:36:24 > 0:36:27- What's your problem? - We hate our job.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29HATE.
0:36:29 > 0:36:30- They hate their job.- Yeah.
0:36:30 > 0:36:32What do you do for a living?
0:36:32 > 0:36:35We work with an egocentric person. Someone who is self-obsessed.
0:36:35 > 0:36:36LAURA: What's his name?
0:36:36 > 0:36:39Someone who Googles himself all the time.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42We have to get up very early for our job, which is painful enough,
0:36:42 > 0:36:44but compounded with this guy we work with,
0:36:44 > 0:36:45it makes it even more difficult.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47It's miserable.
0:36:47 > 0:36:48Right, who do you work for?
0:36:48 > 0:36:50We work with that idiot there.
0:36:52 > 0:36:54We produce the Radio One Breakfast Show.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57That's Ian and Finchy from my radio show, everybody.
0:36:57 > 0:37:00CHEERING
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Ian, what's the single worst thing that Grimmy's done to you?
0:37:03 > 0:37:05What do you think is worse?
0:37:05 > 0:37:08The self-obsessed...the neediness is pretty bad, to be fair.
0:37:08 > 0:37:09Sometimes when you come in and you're like...
0:37:09 > 0:37:12- I feel sorry for him. - .."Oh, I'm in a bad mood."
0:37:14 > 0:37:17Any advice on what they can do? They hate their job.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20I think you have to start somewhere and at some point you have
0:37:20 > 0:37:23to lick someone's arse, even if you hate them.
0:37:25 > 0:37:27Come with us on Kiss Breakfast.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29I was going to punt for that, actually.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31- Do you need engineers and producers? - There are vacancies.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34I can get you in touch with some people.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36OK, bye, Matt.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Whose advice are you going to go for?
0:37:38 > 0:37:41We like The Saturdays the best, so this team.
0:37:41 > 0:37:44You like The Saturdays the best?
0:37:44 > 0:37:49Mainly because they fancy these ladies.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52- Who's in The Sweatbox? - Hi, I'm Jo.- And I'm Jo-Jo.
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Hello, Jo and Jo-Jo!
0:37:54 > 0:37:57My sweat is I'm jealous of my brother,
0:37:57 > 0:37:59my twin.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01You're jealous of your brother?
0:38:01 > 0:38:03- You're twins?- Yeah.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06What the hell happened to you?
0:38:06 > 0:38:08Welcome to my world, my brother!
0:38:08 > 0:38:11- Have you got a touch of the Melvins?- They're twins?
0:38:11 > 0:38:13LAUGHTER
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Why don't you like your twin? What's the problem?
0:38:17 > 0:38:19He's taller than me, for a start.
0:38:19 > 0:38:23He's got the good looks, gets all the female attention.
0:38:23 > 0:38:25ALL: Aww...
0:38:25 > 0:38:29He's better than me. He's got twice my name, which is Jo-Jo and I'm Jo.
0:38:29 > 0:38:33Do you think you're better, Jo-Jo, than Jo, because you've got another Jo?
0:38:33 > 0:38:35Are you twice the Jo that Jo is?
0:38:41 > 0:38:42Don't Jo-Jo.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Have you ever liked the same girl?
0:38:45 > 0:38:47Yeah.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51Who had the girl first?
0:38:51 > 0:38:55Well, I did and she liked someone else. Found out that it was him.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57- Oh!- Jo-Jo!
0:38:57 > 0:39:00Jo-Jo, did you have a go-go?
0:39:00 > 0:39:03LAUGHTER
0:39:03 > 0:39:06I don't think you should hate your brother, what you should do is think,
0:39:06 > 0:39:08if you're ever in an accident, you've got a spare set of organs.
0:39:08 > 0:39:12LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:39:12 > 0:39:16INAUDIBLE
0:39:16 > 0:39:20Rickie's team or Melvin's team - who do you think has offered you the most amount of therapy?
0:39:20 > 0:39:21You think Rickie's team?
0:39:21 > 0:39:24They're saying "Rickie's team" - a point for your team!
0:39:24 > 0:39:27APPLAUSE
0:39:29 > 0:39:31OK, who is next in The Sweatbox?
0:39:31 > 0:39:34Hi, I'm Claire. ALL: Hi, Claire!
0:39:34 > 0:39:36What's your sweat?
0:39:36 > 0:39:39Am I too old to be obsessed with a boy band?
0:39:39 > 0:39:44- How old are you? - I'm 32.- No!- No!- Who are the boy band?
0:39:44 > 0:39:46It's One Direction.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48AUDIENCE CHEER
0:39:48 > 0:39:51I think Harry's had great taste so far.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53And you're younger than some of the girls
0:39:53 > 0:39:55that Harry has been with from One Direction.
0:39:55 > 0:39:59I mean, I'm looking at you now and I...would.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02Easy, Max!
0:40:02 > 0:40:05No, I definitely think that...yeah.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Any ideas over here what we could do?
0:40:09 > 0:40:10When did you start liking them?
0:40:10 > 0:40:13I quite liked them when they were on The X Factor.
0:40:13 > 0:40:14And then I think it was the Olympics.
0:40:14 > 0:40:18I was watching and I was like, Oh, my God! They are, like, really fit."
0:40:18 > 0:40:21Oh, my God! They are on a bus!
0:40:21 > 0:40:24When you say obsessed, what do you mean? Do you lick their faces?
0:40:24 > 0:40:28- I would probably lick their faces. - They would probably let you do that.
0:40:28 > 0:40:30- Who is your favourite? - Louis is my favourite.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33You could have Louis, like, maybe. Or you could have Max right now.
0:40:33 > 0:40:34Let's go for it!
0:40:36 > 0:40:38CHEERING
0:40:51 > 0:40:54You have cured her! Praise be to Jesus!
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Or...
0:40:57 > 0:41:00would you like to be a lesbian with The Saturdays?
0:41:00 > 0:41:02I'm up for that as well, yeah.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06Go on! Get down there!
0:41:21 > 0:41:23OK...
0:41:23 > 0:41:25Come on!
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Boy band or lesbians?
0:41:27 > 0:41:30- Lezzers!- I think I'm going to go for the lesbians.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32CHEERING
0:41:33 > 0:41:36A point for Melvin's team.
0:41:38 > 0:41:42That was my highlight of the show. Her going, "Lezzers!"
0:41:42 > 0:41:46That was the final round. Thank you, Sweatboxers. Thank you.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54So that is it. I can reveal that tonight's winners are...
0:41:56 > 0:41:58..Rickie's team.
0:41:58 > 0:41:59THEY CHEER
0:42:08 > 0:42:10A massive thank you to
0:42:10 > 0:42:14Rickie, Max, Jay, Matt, Melvin, Mollie, Vanessa and Laura.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17This has been Sweat The Small Stuff. I have been Nick Grimshaw.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19Good night, everybody.
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