Episode 8

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0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains some strong language and adult humour.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Hello! I'm Nick Grimshaw,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27and this is Sweat The Small Stuff: Extra Sweaty.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Hi!

0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Hi, hello. Welcome to the last in the series... - AUDIENCE: Awww!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43..of Sweat The Small Stuff.

0:00:43 > 0:00:49We should meet our team captains. They've been like the two cheeks of one beautiful arse.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53It's Rickie Haywood Williams and Melvin Odoom!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Hi, Rickie! Are you OK?- I'm OK.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- It's the last in the series. - I'm really sad.

0:01:03 > 0:01:09- I'll miss your face. Your "almost as incredible as Usher's" face.- Samuel L Jackson once told me

0:01:09 > 0:01:14- I'm like the busted-looking Usher. - You are. Like Usher got run over.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17And he didn't have insurance.

0:01:18 > 0:01:25- Melvin, I'm going to miss a lot about you.- Really?- Yeah. Your connections to Rickie.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Let's see who's on their teams.

0:01:28 > 0:01:33On Rickie's team is a dubstep superstar whose album is On A Mission.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's Katy B!

0:01:38 > 0:01:42And joining her, one of the best young comedians in the country

0:01:42 > 0:01:48who has toured with some of the biggest names in comedy. James Acaster, everybody!

0:01:51 > 0:01:57And over on Melvin's team, the last member of the Saturdays to appear - it's Una Healy!

0:02:00 > 0:02:04And one of the most handsome men of all time.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08It's Rick Edwards!

0:02:11 > 0:02:16- Una Healy, everybody. Hello, Una. - Hello.- How are you?- Good, thank you.

0:02:16 > 0:02:23- You're the final Saturday to appear. - I'm sweating it a bit now. - Do you feel nervous?- A little bit.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Why did you look at me when you said that?!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30And, everybody, Katy B is here!

0:02:30 > 0:02:35- Katy B, I love your new song. - Oh, thank you.- It goes like this.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38TRACK PLAYS

0:02:38 > 0:02:43It's just a little clip. Really good. I've played it every day.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45- Aww.- I'm obsessed.

0:02:45 > 0:02:52- Well, if that helps me sell a few more records, obsess away. - It won't help with anything!

0:02:52 > 0:02:58- Rick, I wanted to talk to you about your sweats.- Thank you. - Your nipples?- Well, the thing is...

0:02:58 > 0:03:02I was doing my daily naked torso examination,

0:03:02 > 0:03:09just to check what's going wrong, what's going right, and I realised my nipples are positioned too low.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14- Not massively. Just an inch too low. - Can we see?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Here they are. They should be here.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20As soon as you notice that, it's been playing on my mind!

0:03:20 > 0:03:25- I worry mine are too small. - Oh, really? What coin denomination?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- They're like a 5p. - That's not that small!

0:03:28 > 0:03:34- Some people say the nipple is the diddy that sticks out. - That's not 5p.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38- The areola. - So the whole areola and...

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Una, stop talking about nipples.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46- What about yours, Katy? Your nipples. What...- Rickie!

0:03:46 > 0:03:52- Nice try!- I saw the opportunity. - - That wasn't an opportunity! - What size coin?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Yeah, what size coin?- Em...

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Massive chocolate coin?

0:03:58 > 0:04:04- 10p? That's quite big, isn't it? - No, 10p is normal. Una, what do you...?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- 50p.- 50p?!- Yours are a 50p?

0:04:06 > 0:04:11- Another one of your sweats, Rick... - Sorry. Does no-one care what my nipples look like?

0:04:11 > 0:04:16- I'm sitting here on the end... - James, James...- We care.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Get your nipples out for everybody watching BBC THREE.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27CHANT: Do it! Do it! Do it!

0:04:30 > 0:04:35- You name...- I don't respond to the old nipple chants.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Never fell for it in school, not going to fall for it now.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43The nipples are staying in the jumper. Plus I only have one.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- OK, teams. Ready for Round One?- Yes!

0:04:48 > 0:04:54This whole series, we haven't been worried about the big news stories - war, politics.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58We're far more interested in stories like this teeny tiny one

0:04:58 > 0:05:03that says two Olympian swimmers admitted to peeing in the pool.

0:05:03 > 0:05:10This got a lot of us thinking about whether or not it was OK to sneakily top up the pool with your own urine.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15We will see the person in the street swear on...

0:05:15 > 0:05:19..this. This is the Quiff - slightly damp - the Quiff Of Me.

0:05:19 > 0:05:26The slightly soggy, pee-drenched Bible on which we got them to swear the absolute truth.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30All you have to do is decide if they ever peed in a pool.

0:05:30 > 0:05:37- Does anyone pee in the pool? - It's there for you to piss in. - Well, that's not totally true.

0:05:37 > 0:05:44- Una, answer my highbrow question. Do you piss in pools?- I did spend most of my young life in a pool

0:05:44 > 0:05:49- cos I was a...- Mermaid? - A champion swimmer. A mermaid.

0:05:49 > 0:05:56- I still dream about being in a swimming pool, which isn't a good thing at night.- Yes.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- That's never happened either. - Good to know.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01But maybe when I was young.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03If you had to, if push came to shove,

0:06:03 > 0:06:05would you poo in the sea?

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Oh, no! No, no, no, no.- No? - Oh, definitely not.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13If you had to. If, like, there was a very hungry seal,

0:06:13 > 0:06:15and it came up and it was like...

0:06:15 > 0:06:20- FRAIL VOICE:- I'm so hungry. I would eat the poo of one of the Saturdays.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- No.- For the seal!- I can't, no.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- I want a yes or no answer. - James, do you piss in pools?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32If I'm really, really bursting,

0:06:32 > 0:06:39I'll do it, but the amount of time it takes me to drive to the pool and then get changed,

0:06:39 > 0:06:41get into the pool...

0:06:41 > 0:06:46- Katy?- If you're the only one in the pool and having a look around...

0:06:46 > 0:06:49- You've just done a PA in Ibiza. - Yeah, you know.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- It's better to let it all out. - Let it ALL out!

0:06:55 > 0:07:00OK, let's find out now. Can you tell just by looking at someone if, as an adult,

0:07:00 > 0:07:04they have peed in the pool? I think everyone's done it.

0:07:04 > 0:07:09Start with your team, Melvin. Let's have the first person, please.

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Hi, I'm Leonardo. On the Quiff Of Grimmy, I swear to tell the truth.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16As an adult, have you ever peed in a pool?

0:07:16 > 0:07:20He definitely has, but we don't know whether he'll admit to it.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25- So yes?- Is this people who don't necessarily understand the question?

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- We'll say yes. - You're saying yes? Let's find out.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Of course.- When?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Last time, last summer.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Why?- Because the toilet was busy.

0:07:39 > 0:07:44- Good reason.- All right. One for your team, Rickie. Let's see this person.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49Hi, my name's James. On the Quiff Of Grimmy, I swear to tell the absolute truth.

0:07:49 > 0:07:55- As an adult, have you ever peed in a pool?- Look at them eyes!

0:07:56 > 0:08:00"How did they find me? How? How did they know?"

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- James?- I know this.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06He has. It was in the papers.

0:08:06 > 0:08:12Er, he was front page of the Metro, peeing into the pool from the diving board.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16And he is looking like that, with the shifty eyes,

0:08:16 > 0:08:22"Do they not know who I am? What's the point if no-one recognises me in the goddamn street?

0:08:22 > 0:08:27- "I hate the Quiff Of Grimmy." - So we're saying yes.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29They're saying yes. Let's find out.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33- No.- Never?

0:08:33 > 0:08:38No. As an adult, no. I'd like to have done, but no. I will do next time.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Oh, yeah!- Melvin, let's have one for you, Rick and Una.

0:08:42 > 0:08:48Hi, my name's Dorothy. On the Quiff Of Grimmy, I swear to tell the absolute truth.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51As an adult, have you ever peed in a pool?

0:08:51 > 0:08:58- Yes, definitely.- She only pees in pools!- As an art project.- I think she pees in the shower as well.

0:08:58 > 0:09:04- Una?- Yes.- We're saying yes. - She looks an honest person. - She does. Let's say yes.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Yes!- Why?

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Because, like, when you go in water, you always need a wee.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Like when you go in the bath. I might have weed in the pool, once.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20- Is she pissing in her bath?! - She urinates in her own bath water.

0:09:20 > 0:09:26- Water makes you want to wee. Looking at water can make you... - Wee.- ..want to wee.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30They say for number two to think of bricks falling down.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33What is wrong with you?!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Rickie, have a look at this person.

0:09:36 > 0:09:42Hi. My name is Stan and on the Quiff Of Grimmy I swear to tell the absolute truth.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46- As an adult, have you ever peed in a pool?- Audience?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- ALL: Yes!- He looks like he has. He could be a dirty wee-er!

0:09:50 > 0:09:54He's had quite a long life. That's out of order, innit?

0:09:54 > 0:10:02- Cos he's old, he's done it! - He's had enough time to have to do that.- Yeah! Let's find out.

0:10:02 > 0:10:07- Yes.- When?- Three days ago. - Why?!- Because I wanted to!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Needs must!

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Oh!

0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Wow!- I love that!

0:10:16 > 0:10:21Thank you all for playing on the Quiff Of Grimmy!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- James...- All right?

0:10:27 > 0:10:33I have some of your sweats here. We should start with Blu-Tack! What's your issue?

0:10:33 > 0:10:39I moved into a new flat. The landlord doesn't want us using Blu-Tack, which I wasn't bothered with.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44- You can't put posters up with it. - What posters do you have?

0:10:44 > 0:10:49I don't even have posters. Which is part of the problem.

0:10:50 > 0:10:55- So what do you want Blu-Tack for? - I want to roll it into sausages.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59You can play with Blu-Tack. It's a lot of fun.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03You can do the sphere. If you don't enjoy it, switch up to a sausage.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08But you've got to move your hand accordingly.

0:11:08 > 0:11:14When I was doing that, a lot of you were like, "That sausage will be awfully thin in the middle."

0:11:14 > 0:11:19Distribute it so you get a nice, long, even sausage.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Then you can roll that up into a snail.

0:11:23 > 0:11:29I'm not going to buy packs of Blu-Tack specifically for my modelling, my hobby.

0:11:29 > 0:11:36You don't play with them straight out the pack. So I need other flatmates putting posters up

0:11:36 > 0:11:42so I can scrounge for the Blu-Tack. And now that's not an option, so those dreams are over.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48That's...the best thing I've ever heard.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Katy B, it says here that you've been sweating about cock blocking.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57I'm the annoying one when it comes to cock blocking.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01When I go out with my friends, I get in this weird protective mode

0:12:01 > 0:12:04when I've had a drink and I just won't let them...

0:12:04 > 0:12:07- So you're the cock blocker? - I am the cock blocker.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09I won't let any guys come up to my friends.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- I'm just like, "We're having a nice night! Leave us alone." - Rickie hates you.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15I hate the cock blocker, cos you meet a nice girl out somewhere,

0:12:15 > 0:12:18and then the friend, the cock blocker's,

0:12:18 > 0:12:20"Ah, I've got a bad foot. I've got to go home!"

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Soon as you get on with the friend...- Killing the vibes, yeah.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28I'm sorry, but, you know, it's... I don't know, I've got a problem.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Get your own man!- Yeah.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33I don't really like cock blockers, but there is a name

0:12:33 > 0:12:37when girls stop other girls. It's called a pussy push.

0:12:37 > 0:12:42- OK, time now for Rickie and Melvin - The Challenges.- This is the last challenge of the series.

0:12:42 > 0:12:47We really have left the most awful challenge to last.

0:12:47 > 0:12:54- I actually can't believe we did this.- You messed up things for me at home.- It's so horrible.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- Was this the worst one for you?- Top of the league. It's out of order.

0:12:58 > 0:13:04Let's see how they get on. I actually can't watch this. Rickie and Melvin - the final challenge!

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Psst! You two! I'm in here.

0:13:09 > 0:13:16I'm hiding in here because this challenge is so awkward, I'm actually embarrassed for you.

0:13:16 > 0:13:21Here are your envelopes. Open it when you get to the location.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25This is the worst challenge of all time.

0:13:49 > 0:13:55- "Sit down, relax and watch TV with your mother.- It'll be a selection of sexy scenes from kissing...

0:13:55 > 0:13:57"..up to full sex.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01"The person who lasts the longest wins a point." Are you kidding?

0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Full sex?- Nah!

0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Would you like a cushion or anything?- Yes, please.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14What are we going to watch?

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- You embarrassed by that, Mum?- Nah.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28It's all a bit lovey dovey. Boring!

0:14:28 > 0:14:33- Look at that. - Oh, behave yourself!

0:14:33 > 0:14:36This is what people are doing right now as we speak.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48All right. OK.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49OK.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53You shouldn't have got...

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- Oh...- Oh, God!

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Oh, my God!

0:15:00 > 0:15:05- Oh, my God.- Don't look! - I'm not looking.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12- No, I'm not looking... - Why don't you not look?

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Oh, my days!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22OK...

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Mm-hm. Yes.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Are they fighting or something? - A kind of fight, Mum.

0:15:32 > 0:15:37- Oh, my goodness!- Melvin, I said don't look at it!- I'm not, Mum.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38OK.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42OK. Oh, my God.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Oh, gosh!- Oh, my God!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Oh, my God.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54BOTH: Ohhh!

0:15:54 > 0:15:56OK!

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Time out!

0:15:57 > 0:16:02No, no, no. I can't do this. No. I'm out!

0:16:04 > 0:16:07I will agree to put money towards a kitchen

0:16:07 > 0:16:10if you get through the rest of these videos.

0:16:13 > 0:16:18- My dear Fiona! - Why did you call my sister's name?!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Well done, Melvin. A point for your team!

0:16:31 > 0:16:37- Thank you. - Oh, my God. That was horrible. - A nightmare. She hated it.

0:16:37 > 0:16:42- What was happening at the end when you both went, "Ohh!"? - Happy ending.

0:16:44 > 0:16:50Well, I can tell you at the end of the series the team captain who has won the most challenges

0:16:50 > 0:16:53is Melvin! Congratulations!

0:16:53 > 0:17:01- # Simply the best! # - You simply are the best. You are the winner of the challenges.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Melvin! My hero!

0:17:04 > 0:17:09Oh, he killed it there. Melvin, my man.

0:17:11 > 0:17:17He's won all those challenges. However, he no longer has a relationship with his mother.

0:17:17 > 0:17:22You win some, you lose some. Una, I want to talk about your sweats.

0:17:22 > 0:17:27- Right.- One thing you've been sweating about is...- The number two. - Literally.

0:17:27 > 0:17:34In public places. Well, public toilets, public toilets.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38- I like to take mine home... - You what?- You take it home?

0:17:38 > 0:17:42No, I mean keep it in. Keep it in.

0:17:42 > 0:17:48- You keep your poo in. - Until I get home. I don't like to do it in public places.

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Like poo in Trafalgar Square or something?

0:17:52 > 0:17:55You go in. Is the coast clear? OK.

0:17:55 > 0:18:01The next thing, a person comes in. You're like, "Oh, no...!" It's just about to come out.

0:18:01 > 0:18:09- The noise. You get so nervous that they'll hear the noise... - Do you think they'd be surprised?

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Now I can't leave because there's a smell.

0:18:12 > 0:18:16And then you go, hey, hand dryer.

0:18:16 > 0:18:22- Toilet flush. - I've got a better solution that I've tried myself.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25I call it the poo hammock.

0:18:25 > 0:18:31You get a load of toilet roll, fold it up so you've got three or four thicknesses.

0:18:31 > 0:18:38And then you just have it... You just put it underneath and you gradually lower the...

0:18:38 > 0:18:42You know when you see a whale getting transported from Sea World?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Then very slowly into the basin.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49And that is a silent entry. I'm going to take it out to Dragons' Den.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54One of your sweats, Rick, is sweat.

0:18:54 > 0:18:59Yeah. I think it's just age, but my back has started to sweat

0:18:59 > 0:19:03I think about five times more than the rest of my body.

0:19:03 > 0:19:08It's like a...like a shit scale model of the Niagara Falls in the sunshine.

0:19:08 > 0:19:14It's just sort of cascading down... You know you've got a slight crease down the back and then,

0:19:14 > 0:19:18with respect, down to the anus... And there's no way you can stop it.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21I've had to throw out T-shirts because of it. Ruined!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23I used to have that at school.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27- Thank you.- I had a really bad problem where the right armpit

0:19:27 > 0:19:29would sweat more than the left one.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33So I found it really embarrassing - if I wore a T-shirt, it would be, like, this big

0:19:33 > 0:19:35and then on that side no sweat at all.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38And then one day I went to my dad and I was like,

0:19:38 > 0:19:41"I'm really embarrassed." He was like, "I had the same thing."

0:19:41 > 0:19:45And he said it'll go, and it's gone!

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Katy's family used to carry portable radiators around.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52There's one of the Bs...

0:19:57 > 0:20:01Both teams, the next round is The Big, Little Question.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04We asked our viewers the biggest little question of the week.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08It's something you've sweated about, Rickie.

0:20:08 > 0:20:14When you're watching a movie with someone who's seen it before and they commentate right through.

0:20:14 > 0:20:22Somebody who ruins a movie, basically. Not someone like Anne Hathaway who ruins a movie.

0:20:22 > 0:20:29- It's people who take the enjoyment out of watching a movie with you. - Absolutely, yeah.

0:20:29 > 0:20:34We asked the public what's the most annoying way to ruin a movie? James?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Rickie hates movie plots being ruined.

0:20:36 > 0:20:40I'm just wondering if that was... When your mum and you sat down and watched those movies

0:20:40 > 0:20:42was she like, "I'll tell you what happens next"?

0:20:42 > 0:20:46"I've seen this one before, it's a cracker."

0:20:46 > 0:20:50I don't like talkers either. I don't like when they talk...

0:20:50 > 0:20:55You know the bit before the film? After the trailers, the certificate.

0:20:55 > 0:21:00And it's all really formal. That should be a practice being quiet.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02People still talking through there are making me tense.

0:21:05 > 0:21:10- I have something to confess. I hate films. All films.- Really?

0:21:10 > 0:21:14I can't sit down and watch a film. No attention span.

0:21:14 > 0:21:18The only films I've watched full are Mean Girls, Clueless and 17 Again.

0:21:18 > 0:21:24I don't know... I know who Tom Cruise is. I've seen him as that nutter on Oprah,

0:21:24 > 0:21:30- but I genuinely haven't seen a film with him in.- Really?! - "Why's he so famous?"

0:21:30 > 0:21:38All films! So what do you think our viewers thought was the most annoying way to ruin a movie?

0:21:38 > 0:21:44- Quoting lines immediately before? - No.- Loud eating?- No. - Throwing popcorn around?- No.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49When you get a dodgy DVD and somebody gets up in the middle.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52"Is it a dodgy DVD from the pub?"

0:21:52 > 0:21:57That answer is straight out of South London!

0:21:57 > 0:22:02Someone that keeps asking you what's going on, and you're watching the same movie as them.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06I do this. I'm like, "Who's she?"

0:22:06 > 0:22:08I had to go to, for work the other day...

0:22:08 > 0:22:12and if you are watching - I'm sorry, Ludacris, I lied to you and I said that I enjoyed your film

0:22:12 > 0:22:16and watched it the whole way through. I hated it and then left halfway through.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19But I had to go and watch Fast And The Furious 6,

0:22:19 > 0:22:22and I thought for the majority of the film that two of the characters,

0:22:22 > 0:22:24cos I was not really paying attention,

0:22:24 > 0:22:28cos they were in separate scenes - it was The Rock and that man that's bald, Vin Diesel -

0:22:28 > 0:22:32and I thought they were the same person.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34Cos they're bald and they had black tops on.

0:22:34 > 0:22:38And then in a scene they were together, I was like, "How are they together?"

0:22:40 > 0:22:43I was like, "I'm going, this sucks. I'm getting out of here."

0:22:43 > 0:22:48I was watching a film once with my friend Asa Hauser...

0:22:48 > 0:22:52You don't need to know his full name.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56But it was a subtitled film, and he was asking questions all the way through about who's saying what...

0:22:56 > 0:23:00And it got to the point where there was a scene where there was three women,

0:23:00 > 0:23:05and one of them was crying, and he said, "Which one's crying?"

0:23:05 > 0:23:07He's an idiot and I hate him.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11What do you think that the public said, Una?

0:23:11 > 0:23:16I'd say that, like, "Oh, this is such a good seat," then someone comes in, a big tall person,

0:23:16 > 0:23:20- and sits in front of me. - Rick Edwards.

0:23:20 > 0:23:24Yeah, you! When you come in and sit right in front of me.

0:23:24 > 0:23:32- I really want Rick and Melvin to go to the cinema.- He'll bring his mum, we'll watch some pretty fuzzy stuff!

0:23:32 > 0:23:36Una, you're saying people who block your view? Tall people?

0:23:36 > 0:23:41- Yeah.- That's the top answer that people hate. So congratulations, Una.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Lovely. You win a point.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49OK, so the top three ways to ruin a movie were...

0:23:57 > 0:24:03That leads us to our next game. Movie Out Of The Way, You Spoiler Sport, Wherever You're From!

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Like that? You like that?

0:24:10 > 0:24:15OK, this game is all about the top three answers. Are you ready?

0:24:15 > 0:24:20Fastest fingers first. Buzz in and be wrong, the others get a point.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24Question one is Movie Out Of The Way. Look on your little screen.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27What movie am I blocking?

0:24:27 > 0:24:32Buzz in if you know the right answer. Don't, if you don't know it.

0:24:32 > 0:24:37- Yes?- Hunger Games!- Absolutely correct. A point for your team.

0:24:37 > 0:24:42Let's have another one. What am I blocking here?

0:24:42 > 0:24:47- Yes, Rickie's team?- Titanic! - Absolutely correct.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53OK, the next round is about spoilers. I'll spoil the end.

0:24:53 > 0:24:57All you have to do is name that movie. OK?

0:24:57 > 0:25:00I'll give you the ending. Name that movie.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03You think Kirk dies, but the alien blood saves him.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Toy Story!- Incorrect.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11- No. Rick?- Star Trek Into Darkness?

0:25:11 > 0:25:17- Boom! Yes.- What?! Is that really the ending?- Yes. - We've not seen it yet.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21- Sorry.- Unbelievable. - That's why it's called a spoiler.

0:25:21 > 0:25:27- I don't believe that. - It's in cinemas at the moment.- Sorry. It proves it's annoying.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Let's do another one. M dies.

0:25:31 > 0:25:33- Skyfall.- Yes.

0:25:33 > 0:25:37M dies. Sorry if you've not seen Skyfall.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38That ruined it for anyone?

0:25:38 > 0:25:40No, I've seen that, it's fine.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43If these are all new releases, I haven't seen really very many.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46Next one. He saves Private Ryan.

0:25:48 > 0:25:53It's erm...Saving Private Ryan.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54Absolutely correct. Yes.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01To be fair, they give away the ending of that film in the title of the film.

0:26:03 > 0:26:08Next one. It's quite complicated, but we think the animals were humans and he was the tiger.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- Avatar?- Incorrect.

0:26:10 > 0:26:15- Life Of Pi.- Life Of Pi. Absolutely correct.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Sometimes I judge a film on the font, as well.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24So I'd go and see that cos that's quite a nice font.

0:26:24 > 0:26:28- This is an annoying thing, isn't it, when people say, "I like the book." - That is annoying.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31But...I read.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35People always try to sound so educated when they say that.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38"Well, the book is actually better..."

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Yeah - books aren't better than films, are they?

0:26:41 > 0:26:44- You've never watched a film, Grimmy. - Yeah, that's true.

0:26:44 > 0:26:49OK, question three. I'll show you an actor from a recent film.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53I want three other movies they have been in.

0:26:53 > 0:26:58You can't say that one that they're in now. Buzz in when you're ready.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59First actor, please.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Three movies. Kevin Spacey.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04- Yes.- American Beauty...

0:27:04 > 0:27:08- Usual Suspects. - No, that IS Usual Suspects.- OK.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11- K-PAX.- Good.- Yes...

0:27:11 > 0:27:16- Um... The guy with the...- Going to pass it over if you don't get it. - No... No... I know it.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Come on!

0:27:19 > 0:27:22- LA Confidential.- LA Confidential!

0:27:22 > 0:27:25LA Confidential. OK, that's three from them, you win a point!

0:27:28 > 0:27:30OK, next actor please.

0:27:30 > 0:27:35- Here's James Franco in Spider-Man. - Spider-Man...- No, he's BEEN in it!

0:27:35 > 0:27:40- Planet Of The Apes.- Yes. - The one where he's on the cliff...

0:27:40 > 0:27:44- - 127 Hours. - That's it.- Pineapple Express.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47Boom! You win a point.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Let's have another actor, please.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man 1, 2 and 3.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57- Rick Edwards.- OK. Seven.

0:27:57 > 0:28:01- Yes.- I've got one. Sliding Doors.- Yes.

0:28:01 > 0:28:08- And...- One more. If you don't get it, we're going to pass it over.- No...

0:28:08 > 0:28:12Gwyneth Paltrow, come on! We've got to pass it over.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15Iron Man! That's her IN Iron Man!

0:28:15 > 0:28:20- She was in Country Strong. - Yes! You win a point!

0:28:22 > 0:28:25The third film of Paltrow there.

0:28:25 > 0:28:29Thank you for playing Movie Out Of The Way, You Spoiler Sport!

0:28:35 > 0:28:38Katy B, it says here that you've been sweating about cliffhangers.

0:28:38 > 0:28:43Yeah. You know, like, everyone seems to be addicted to, like...

0:28:43 > 0:28:48Game Of Thrones, what's the other one? The drug-dealing one.

0:28:48 > 0:28:49- Breaking Bad.- Breaking Bad.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52All these things and, like, when people come to my house,

0:28:52 > 0:28:56they want to watch these things but I can't physically watch series

0:28:56 > 0:28:58because I just get too...

0:28:59 > 0:29:01I can't take a cliffhanger, like, I can't take the tension.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03I mean, it's like how can you...?

0:29:03 > 0:29:06Like, how can you watch series upon series upon series and it never ends?

0:29:06 > 0:29:10I like things that are like the Bill or something.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12Like, they have the beginning, the middle, end.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14And you can watch those all day.

0:29:14 > 0:29:17But the Bill hasn't been on for about 25 years!

0:29:17 > 0:29:20- It's too much.- They've got box sets to deal with that.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22A box set, watch that and at the beginning of every episode,

0:29:22 > 0:29:24they're like, "Previously on Lost..."

0:29:24 > 0:29:27you're like, "Mate, I watched it five seconds ago. I'm not an idiot.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30"If you think I'm not watching this box set back-to-back

0:29:30 > 0:29:32"and spending my whole week watching it,

0:29:32 > 0:29:35"you've got another think coming." It's all I'm doing.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37Teams, it is now time for another sweat

0:29:37 > 0:29:38and I'm going to give you a clue

0:29:38 > 0:29:41as to something I have been sweating about and it's...

0:29:41 > 0:29:45It's really annoying. All you have to do is guess what this is.

0:29:45 > 0:29:46HE WHISTLES

0:29:46 > 0:29:49- Puppy! Come here!- That's amazing. - AUDIENCE: Awww.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51So what is it about this that I've been sweating about?

0:29:51 > 0:29:53- SILLY VOICE:- Aww, it's a dog.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56Oh, hello, doggy. Be a baby.

0:29:56 > 0:29:57Oh.

0:29:57 > 0:30:01Oh, do you live in a house with me? Yes!

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Oh, there she is.

0:30:04 > 0:30:07Right. Get rid of her.

0:30:07 > 0:30:09Throw it in the bin. Sorry about that.

0:30:09 > 0:30:11That was my dog, which I called Puppy.

0:30:11 > 0:30:14But what is it about that that I've been sweating about?

0:30:14 > 0:30:18- Are you worried that you're flirting with your own dog?- Almost.

0:30:18 > 0:30:21- Is it humping stuff?- No.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24Although she does try and hump my friend's male dog.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26I think she might be confused.

0:30:26 > 0:30:29My one, I take her to the park and she just like lies on her back,

0:30:29 > 0:30:31- like that, when a guy dog comes. - Really?

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Yeah, she'll just roll over, legs in the air.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36They do say dogs are like their owners.

0:30:36 > 0:30:38I knew you were going to say that!

0:30:38 > 0:30:42Presumably, as a consummate cock blocker, you just get in there.

0:30:43 > 0:30:45You were nearly there with me flirting with the dog

0:30:45 > 0:30:48- but not flirting with the dog... It's not...!- Is it just too...

0:30:48 > 0:30:52- Like, is it just too much? You're too much with your dog?- Yeah. It is.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54I'm fucking obsessed with it.

0:30:54 > 0:30:57- A point for your team, absolutely correct.- Yes!

0:31:01 > 0:31:02I've been worrying about this

0:31:02 > 0:31:05cos I think I've become like an annoying dog person and I'm aware...

0:31:05 > 0:31:08It's annoying when you've become something that you know

0:31:08 > 0:31:11is annoying and something that you see annoying in people.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Rick, why do you hate dogs? I know that you don't like dogs.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Well, the thing is...

0:31:15 > 0:31:19Your dog's sweet and all but... I am...

0:31:19 > 0:31:21I'm a cat person. I just...

0:31:21 > 0:31:25dogs are like these little, like, needy sycophants.

0:31:25 > 0:31:29If the cat ever shows you any attention, that means something.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32If a cat deigns to even look at you, you are like,

0:31:32 > 0:31:34"Oh, my God!" It's so special.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37Whereas in a dog, dogs will still come up to me

0:31:37 > 0:31:39and try and lick my face and all this kind of stuff.

0:31:39 > 0:31:42They're just all over everyone. They're just like...

0:31:42 > 0:31:43They're little slags.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47My dog's good, though. My dog is like an actual...

0:31:47 > 0:31:49Oh, look, I'm doing annoying dog things.

0:31:49 > 0:31:53She's actually like a textbook dog, like, couldn't be more dog.

0:31:53 > 0:31:56Like wants to kill cats, will jump out of windows,

0:31:56 > 0:31:59eats trainers and the remote control, like it's really doggy.

0:31:59 > 0:32:02So I think if there's any dog you can like, she does real dog things.

0:32:02 > 0:32:03Yeah, yeah.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06My favourite thing the dog does is when it picks up a stick

0:32:06 > 0:32:09and carries it in its mouth like a cigar, like...

0:32:09 > 0:32:12So what we did was we made a list of the most annoying things

0:32:12 > 0:32:13that we think people do with their dogs.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15What do you think make the list?

0:32:15 > 0:32:17The kiss. I hate the kiss.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19- When you're snogging a dog. - The kiss is on there.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22- It's not top three. It is in there.- Is it not?

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Is it the ones that have, I don't know,

0:32:24 > 0:32:26they've lost their legs and you replace it with wheels?

0:32:26 > 0:32:29They annoy me.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31- Looking like their owners? - That is on the list.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34That is not the top answer but I'm obsessed when people look like their dogs.

0:32:34 > 0:32:35And I've noticed, though,

0:32:35 > 0:32:38that celebrities sometimes look like dogs.

0:32:38 > 0:32:40Not like rough soap stars after the Soap Awards

0:32:40 > 0:32:43but I mean they genuinely look like some breeds of dogs.

0:32:43 > 0:32:46I have some here. Who do you think this looks like?

0:32:46 > 0:32:48Alexandra Burke!

0:32:48 > 0:32:50- Imagine it with a wind fan. - Alexandra Burke's good!

0:32:50 > 0:32:54- Yeah, could be Burke. - Mariah Carey?- No.- Behave!

0:32:55 > 0:32:57- Do you want to find out?- Yeah.- Yes.

0:32:57 > 0:32:59Queen B - look. Same hair.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Same hair, same colouring. Look at that.

0:33:02 > 0:33:05People are going like, "Oh, yeah!"

0:33:05 > 0:33:08I reckon the dog will probably be more pleased with that comparison

0:33:08 > 0:33:09than Beyonce.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11Sorry, Beyonce , they made me say that.

0:33:11 > 0:33:13Let's have another dog that looks like a person.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15Look, this one really looks like a person.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18- It does, long face, blonde hair. - Paris Hilton?- That could be...

0:33:18 > 0:33:20- It's got to be Lady Gaga. - Do you think Gaga?

0:33:20 > 0:33:24- It's got a kind of Sienna Miller sassy bob.- Gaga or Hilton.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27This is actually who we think it looks like.

0:33:27 > 0:33:28Stacey Solomon.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32That is uncanny, I'm sorry.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35I'm sorry, that is uncanny, that.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38- Look at that.- Like twins!- So we're still looking for the top answer.

0:33:38 > 0:33:40Most annoying things people do with their dogs.

0:33:40 > 0:33:44Is it when they dress them up in stupid outfits?

0:33:44 > 0:33:45That is absolutely correct, Rickie.

0:33:51 > 0:33:54The thing people found most annoying about dog owners

0:33:54 > 0:33:57was dressing up your dog. It's really... I mean dogs don't...

0:33:57 > 0:33:59- who likes it? I mean,- I- like it.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03It's all right to keep them warm, like a little jacket or something.

0:34:03 > 0:34:04It's a dog!

0:34:04 > 0:34:06But then there was an old lady where I grew up

0:34:06 > 0:34:09and she used to put Wellingtons on her dog, wellies.

0:34:09 > 0:34:13- That's too much, surely?- Yeah, they don't need shoes.- No.- In the rain.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15Maybe a stiletto.

0:34:15 > 0:34:18Have a look at some of these dog outfits on here.

0:34:18 > 0:34:19That's genius.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22It's even a dead dog in a coffin.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24The dog is alive, Una, don't cry.

0:34:24 > 0:34:25The dog looks like a bat!

0:34:27 > 0:34:31- There he is. That is a gangster. - I like that one.

0:34:31 > 0:34:34Now, this wasn't on the list but something that I hate and this is...

0:34:34 > 0:34:35This must be a new thing.

0:34:35 > 0:34:38Have you experienced this as a dog owner, Katy B?

0:34:38 > 0:34:40Posh food for dogs.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43So they do a thing near my house,

0:34:43 > 0:34:46which is a dehydrated sweet potato snack.

0:34:46 > 0:34:49Like, do you think your dog wants to eat that?

0:34:49 > 0:34:52All my dog wants to eat is, like, horse shit and sick.

0:34:52 > 0:34:56For Labradors, sick is just like, "Oh, yes. Dinner is served!"

0:34:58 > 0:35:02And we thought we could use this assessment of recent dog culture

0:35:02 > 0:35:06- to offer the teams the chance to win a bonus point.- Right.

0:35:06 > 0:35:08- You up for it?- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah?- Yes.

0:35:08 > 0:35:11Even though it's about dog food? Yep, OK.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13I have some fancy-flavoured dog biscuits

0:35:13 > 0:35:16and some human biscuits which are made for humans.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19But, for a bonus point, do you think you can tell the difference

0:35:19 > 0:35:21between the stuff that we, evolved humans, eat

0:35:21 > 0:35:24and dogs, which basically eat shit.

0:35:24 > 0:35:25Who wants to try from your team?

0:35:25 > 0:35:28- Because he loves dogs, Rick.- Yay!

0:35:28 > 0:35:32- Who's going to play from your team, Rickie?- Let's go Katy B, everybody.

0:35:32 > 0:35:35OK, Rick and Katy, come round the front as we play That Tastes RUFF!

0:35:41 > 0:35:43Right, OK, you put this blindfold on. It's nice.

0:35:43 > 0:35:45Sorry.

0:35:45 > 0:35:47You put this on.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49And I'm going to feed you some biscuits.

0:35:49 > 0:35:50If you come over here.

0:35:50 > 0:35:55Let's see if Katy B and Rick Edwards can decipher the difference

0:35:55 > 0:35:58between a dog biscuit and a human biscuit.

0:35:58 > 0:36:01I'm going to put food in your mouth, Katy, so open your mouth.

0:36:01 > 0:36:04There we go. Rick, you do the same.

0:36:04 > 0:36:07Is that for a human? Or is that for a dog?

0:36:07 > 0:36:09What does it taste like, Rick?

0:36:09 > 0:36:12I don't think you'd give this to a person. I mean, you have, but...

0:36:12 > 0:36:15- It's quite dry, isn't it?- I think a dog.- It doesn't feel...

0:36:15 > 0:36:17- You're going dog.- I'm going dog.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19- Definitely dog, definitely dog. - It's a dog biscuit. Bone-shaped.

0:36:19 > 0:36:21I'm going to have another one, though.

0:36:23 > 0:36:24OK, here's another one.

0:36:25 > 0:36:27Is this one...?

0:36:27 > 0:36:28AUDIENCE GROANS

0:36:28 > 0:36:32Oh, no! No, don't say that!

0:36:32 > 0:36:35Just let your taste buds decide. Rick.

0:36:38 > 0:36:40Ugh.

0:36:40 > 0:36:44- Actually...- What do you think? - It tastes, like, meaty.- Yeah?

0:36:44 > 0:36:45- Ugh.- What do you thinking?

0:36:45 > 0:36:48I don't often buy meat biscuits for myself...

0:36:49 > 0:36:51..but, after this, who knows?

0:36:51 > 0:36:54Rick, what do you think? Dog or human?

0:36:54 > 0:36:57I... I... I'd say dog, it's really horrible.

0:36:57 > 0:36:58It's definitely dog.

0:36:58 > 0:37:02- You think it's dog? This is tuna and rosemary for dogs.- Yeah.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Dogs don't know what rosemary is but I like it.

0:37:04 > 0:37:07- AUDIENCE GROANS - You make them eat a tuna biscuit?

0:37:07 > 0:37:09Absolutely.

0:37:09 > 0:37:12I love them. Lovely, that.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14- OK.- I hate you.

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Here's another one.

0:37:16 > 0:37:18Have a little smell.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20Urgh!

0:37:20 > 0:37:22- No!- Open your mouth, Rick.

0:37:22 > 0:37:25OK. Katy, open your mouth.

0:37:25 > 0:37:26RICK RETCHES

0:37:28 > 0:37:30Good girl. Next one. Go on.

0:37:30 > 0:37:32Open your mouth.

0:37:32 > 0:37:36No more for me, thanks. Not for me. I've just gagged horribly.

0:37:36 > 0:37:39- Oh... - HE RETCHES

0:37:39 > 0:37:43- What do we think? Dog or human? - It was dog.- Definitely dog.- Dog?

0:37:43 > 0:37:46- That's a human biscuit. - Behave yourself!- No!

0:37:46 > 0:37:47It's called durian fruit.

0:37:47 > 0:37:51- It's, like, a smelly fruit that people like.- Or people don't like!

0:37:52 > 0:37:56I like it. Thank you for playing That Tastes RUFF!

0:38:02 > 0:38:07OK, time now for the Sweatbox, where you help members of this audience.

0:38:07 > 0:38:13They'll tell you what they're sweating about. You help them.

0:38:13 > 0:38:18They'll decide which team has given them the best advice.

0:38:18 > 0:38:20- Who is first in the Sweatbox? - Hi, I'm Marcella!

0:38:20 > 0:38:24- Hello!- Hiya!- What is wrong with you?

0:38:24 > 0:38:29My sweat is that I get bugs stuck in my Afro.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31I hear you.

0:38:31 > 0:38:36- What, all the time? - Well, I go camping quite a lot.

0:38:36 > 0:38:40I get home from camping and I go to wash my hair.

0:38:40 > 0:38:43- I have wasps, fag butts, flies... - Wasps?!- Yeah.

0:38:43 > 0:38:47Any advice? What can she do, Katy B? Her hair's full of animals!

0:38:47 > 0:38:50She could maybe brush her hair.

0:38:50 > 0:38:54What's the biggest bug you've found inside your afro?

0:38:54 > 0:38:56The hornet wasp.

0:38:56 > 0:39:00I found a spider in my hair once after a particularly wild night out.

0:39:00 > 0:39:04- I pulled out a big, dead spider. - Oh, mate!- It's bleak.

0:39:04 > 0:39:10- Any advice over here?- I can give you my hairdresser's number if you like.

0:39:10 > 0:39:15- Would you say when you go to sleep it happens mostly?- Don't sleep!

0:39:15 > 0:39:17- Ever!- Put a net on your head.

0:39:17 > 0:39:21- Yeah!- It's definitely a passion killer.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23Have you ever camped, Una?

0:39:23 > 0:39:28- I used to camp out the back of my house, when I was young.- Yeah.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31- We got earwigs coming in. - Have you had an earwig?

0:39:31 > 0:39:33Not that I'm aware of.

0:39:33 > 0:39:39- Are they a bit '90s, earwigs?- Yeah! - I haven't seen an earwig.

0:39:39 > 0:39:40Where are our earwigs?

0:39:40 > 0:39:45- You don't see them any more.- They're quite '90s - they're old school!

0:39:45 > 0:39:47Yeah, old school!

0:39:47 > 0:39:50- Retro bugs. - They're all in her hairdo.

0:39:50 > 0:39:55- Whose advice will you go for? - I'm going to go for Melvin's team.

0:39:55 > 0:39:57You win a point for great advice!

0:39:59 > 0:40:00Well done.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02I want to do that.

0:40:02 > 0:40:06- Who is in the Sweatbox? - Hello! I'm Vicki!- Hi, Vicki!

0:40:06 > 0:40:11- Hi. What's your sweat, Vicki? - Irish Mary won't leave me alone.

0:40:11 > 0:40:16- Who's Irish Mary?- Well, I moved house about three weeks ago.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20I was walking home and I saw this little old lady with a dog

0:40:20 > 0:40:22and thought I'd best make pals.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24"How you doing, doll?"

0:40:24 > 0:40:28And she was like, "How are you?" It was the biggest mistake of my life!

0:40:28 > 0:40:31Because now, whenever I walk home,

0:40:31 > 0:40:35she jumps out of the house and talks to me for 45 minutes every day.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37She sounds like a nice lady.

0:40:37 > 0:40:41She's a doll, but I've got quite a busy little life of mine.

0:40:41 > 0:40:46I'm there with my Iceland bags and my prawn rings are defrosting.

0:40:46 > 0:40:50I want to get in the house! 45 minutes is quite a long time.

0:40:50 > 0:40:55I miss home quite a lot and I don't have many Irish people around me.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58Maybe you could move her to be my next-door neighbour.

0:40:58 > 0:40:59You could palm her off on Una!

0:40:59 > 0:41:02Any other advice for young Vicki?

0:41:02 > 0:41:06I feel more inclined to meet Irish Mary

0:41:06 > 0:41:10and give her some advice - make some friends you can trust!

0:41:10 > 0:41:14- I do feel awful.- You haven't even learnt her proper name!

0:41:14 > 0:41:18Would you consider framing her for a crime?

0:41:18 > 0:41:20That's an option, isn't it?

0:41:20 > 0:41:22- Get her sent down. - What sort of crime?

0:41:22 > 0:41:25Anything! Just so she does a five stretch.

0:41:25 > 0:41:29Whose advice are you going to go for? Team Melvin or Team Rickie?

0:41:29 > 0:41:31I like Una's advice.

0:41:31 > 0:41:36- Yeah?- Yeah. - So you're going Team Melvin. You win a point for your team!

0:41:41 > 0:41:45That was the final round. Thank you, Sweatboxers!

0:41:48 > 0:41:52OK, so that is it. I can reveal that tonight's winners are...

0:41:52 > 0:41:53Melvin's team!

0:42:03 > 0:42:07A big thank you to Rickie, to Katy B and to James Acaster,

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Melvin, Una and Rick Edwards.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12CHEERING

0:42:12 > 0:42:14This has been Sweat The Small Stuff.

0:42:14 > 0:42:19I've been Nick Grimshaw. Good night! I will see you next series. Bye-bye!

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