0:00:02 > 0:00:10This programme contains some strong language and adult humour
0:00:17 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:28Hello! I'm Nick Grimshaw, welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff, yeah
0:00:28 > 0:00:30These are the people who are going to be sweating it tonight.
0:00:30 > 0:00:35Joining Melvin O'Doom's team this week is comedian Carl Donnelly
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Next, it's my genuine next-door neighbour, who's sweating it
0:00:39 > 0:00:43because I keep stealing her Wi-Fi to illegally download her music
0:00:43 > 0:00:44It's Eliza Doolittle.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49Over on Rochelle Humes's team is a funny man called Joe Lycett
0:00:49 > 0:00:52and one half of McFly,
0:00:52 > 0:00:56who are sweating because the other two are on QI tonight
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Shout out to QI, it's Harry Judd and Danny Jones
0:00:59 > 0:01:03So let's go and sweat the small stuff! Come on!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Hello, everyone. Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff: Extra Sweaty.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16This week, I've been sweating about the rude people in cinemas.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19I hate a rude person in a cinema.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24Madonna has been banned from a New York cinema for texting this week.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Did you see this? They've banned her for life,
0:01:27 > 0:01:29which, to be fair, is only about five years,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32so it is not a big deal, is it
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Also this week, Natalie Cassidy is going back in EastEnders.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38She's back. Sonia Jackson is back.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39She's not been on that show for seven years -
0:01:39 > 0:01:41what a seven years she's had.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43In that time, she's, um...
0:01:43 > 0:01:47LAUGHTER Well, she did...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Anyway, best of luck to you, Natalie.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Let's crack on and find out how our team captains are.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Melvin O'Doom... Hello. ..the love of my life, how are we?
0:01:56 > 0:01:57WHOOP FROM AUDIENCE MEMBER
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Oh, very good, one person claps Thank you for that.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03We'll stop here - rewind.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Melvin O'Doom's here! CHEERING
0:02:08 > 0:02:13Guys! Guys! Calm down!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15God, they love you. Yeah, I know.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Wow! I can't believe it.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Rochelle, you look beautiful tonight.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21CHEERING Aw!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Are you going to try and get less drunk this week?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27I was drunk last week, wasn't I Yeah.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29You were a mess, Rochelle. I know.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31People were mopping up puke.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35She didn't know she had done this until she saw it on the telly.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Let's meet the teams, we have Harry and Danny from McFly, everyone
0:02:39 > 0:02:43CHEERING
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Nice to have you here.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49You recently sold out four full nights at the Royal Albert Hall
0:02:49 > 0:02:55Yeah. That's pretty big in the game. Look, the classic shot.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59That looks like if One Direction had kicked Zayn out.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04What sort of things do McFly have to sweat about?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06What about being constantly compared to Busted?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Is that still on or have people got over that now?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12No, it's still happening. Apparently, it's a good thing, though.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Do you hate them because they're like everything you will never be? Never be, yeah.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Eliza Doolittle, what are your top five favourite McFly songs
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Come on, Eliza, you can do it.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25It's All About You. BOTH: Yes.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27That's number one. Four more.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I do have favourites, but I don't remember the names
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Carl Donnelly, what's your top five McFly songs?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37It's not about the names, is it It's more about the...
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Carl, cos you're a comedian,
0:03:40 > 0:03:44do you ever sweat about hostile audiences, is that a worry for you?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Not massively. No? It should be, but I mean,
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I don't think I'm the sort that annoys people that much.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51We'll see.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54You should be concerned, though about hostile audiences.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Last week one of our panellists got bottled.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59ROCHELLE: Shut up. I mean, Rochelle did it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Joe Lycett. I saw you on the telly the other day
0:04:03 > 0:04:05and I got a little bit jealous
0:04:05 > 0:04:07ROCHELLE: I did as well. Did you?
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Xtra Factor. Xtra Factor.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Oh, look, there I am. There you are.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13You're dressed like a crew member from Star Trek.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15LAUGHTER
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Did you have a nice time with Caroline Flack and Matt Richardson?
0:04:22 > 0:04:27Yeah, I'd not met Caroline before. She was very kind to me. Yeah.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Have you met Matt Richardson before, though
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Yeah, I have, what's it to you? I'm just asking.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I'd just heard you were a fan. I heard you're a fan.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35We've got proof you're a fan.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42Oh, fan photo! Yeah, me and Matt are very good friends.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43How good?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45We have sex three times a week
0:04:46 > 0:04:49It is time now for round one.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52This week, it's about something which Melvin
0:04:52 > 0:04:56has been sweating about recently. Melvin, pray tell. Hello.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00I feel like I'm at the age where I should have had a threesome by now.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Come on, then, let's go.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Men are quite obsessed with the whole threesome thing.
0:05:05 > 0:05:10"We are going to Magaluf and Shagaluf and have a threesome.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I'm just not really... Sounds like The Saturdays' tour bus.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18I had a really weird threesome once... You had one?
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Yeah. Oh!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23And it was really weird cos I didn't know who to concentrate on.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I didn't know whether to go Ant .. or go Dec.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27APPLAUSE
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You didn't want to, like...
0:05:29 > 0:05:32CHEERING You can't neglect Dec, you know.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37We thought what we'd do is find out how common it actually was,
0:05:37 > 0:05:39so we put it to the test and asked some people on the street
0:05:39 > 0:05:42the very normal and nonintrusive question -
0:05:42 > 0:05:43"Have you ever had a threesome?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47The way this is going to work is we'll see the person swear on this.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49# Eat, sleep, breathe
0:05:49 > 0:05:56# E-E-Eat, sleep, breathe
0:05:56 > 0:05:58# E-E-Eat, sleep, breathe... #
0:05:58 > 0:06:00There's far too much smoke.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04That's too much smoke.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I feel like this is going to be like Michael Jackson in that Pepsi advert.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15We're all going to have to have new faces made afterwards!
0:06:15 > 0:06:16The quiff's been out raving!
0:06:16 > 0:06:21We asked people to swear on the Quiff of Grimmy
0:06:21 > 0:06:23that they would tell the absolute truth.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25All you have to do is decide
0:06:25 > 0:06:27if they look like someone who's had a threesome.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Let's have the first one, please.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31My name's Hughie and I swear on the Quiff of Grimmy
0:06:31 > 0:06:32to tell the whole truth.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Have you ever had a threesome?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38CROWD SHOUTS OUT
0:06:43 > 0:06:44It's not a panto!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Some girls are like, "Yes, we know him."
0:06:49 > 0:06:59He does look like he's in the middle of it now.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02They are saying no.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05No. I would be open to the idea but I haven't, no.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Oh!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10He's up for the idea.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Is there two people here that are up for it?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13NEAR SILENCE
0:07:13 > 0:07:15LAUGHTER
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Rochelle's team, this one is for you.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Hi, I'm Rob and I swear on the Quiff of Grimmy to tell the truth.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Have you ever had a threesome?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Quite immediate tonight. Everyone's like, "Yes!"
0:07:28 > 0:07:29What do you think?
0:07:29 > 0:07:33It is hard, because I would have said that Melvin's had a threesome,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36if I'm honest. Do you think he has?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38He looks like he's just got out of prison.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41So, yes! Yeah.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Nonstop for 12 years!
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Let's go yes.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48They're saying yes cos of prison.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Yes. CHEERING
0:07:50 > 0:07:53When? On a balcony in Ayia Napa
0:07:55 > 0:07:57He doesn't seem too happy about it, does he?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59"On a balcony in Ayia Napa."
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Melvin's team, this one is for you.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06I'm Andy, and I swear on the Quiff of Grimmy to tell the whole truth.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Have you ever had a threesome?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10LAUGHTER
0:08:11 > 0:08:13What do we think?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I think he has. Look how tightly he's clutching my quiff.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20LAUGHTER
0:08:20 > 0:08:24I think he probably has. They are saying yes.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Maybe.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Yes.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36There's nothing else I want to say about that.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Oh, my God. Grimmy, what are you doing to me, mate
0:08:39 > 0:08:42What am I doing? You did it!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Let's look at who is next. It's my pal from last week,
0:08:47 > 0:08:49ASAP Del Boy.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Yay!
0:08:51 > 0:08:57I'm ASAP Del Boy, I swear to tell the whole truth on Nick Grimshaw's quiff.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Rochelle's team, do you reckon he's done it?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03As in, As Soon As Possible Del Boy?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Yes. I love the way he was christened "As Soon As Possible .
0:09:07 > 0:09:10"That's too long, so we'll go with ASAP."
0:09:10 > 0:09:13What do you think? I don't think he has.
0:09:13 > 0:09:19I think he's a kind, gentle boy who, like an Action Man, has no genitalia.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24OK. Let's go no. No.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Let's find out.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Yes, I have. We did it in the park.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30It was quite awesome.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36"Quite awesome."
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Thank you to the people of Great Britain for playing
0:09:39 > 0:09:40On The Quiff Of Grimmy. Yay!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:48 > 0:09:51I like that we play comedown music for it to go back down.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Carl Donnelly, we invited you on this youth TV show,
0:09:56 > 0:10:01on youth station BBC Three to ask for your sweats.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05We thought you'd sweat about Instagram or twerking or summat
0:10:05 > 0:10:09but you are sweating about allotments.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12It's part of a bigger thing.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16What it is is, old-fashioned things that people from my generation do
0:10:16 > 0:10:18to try and be cool.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Essentially, if you try to explain allotments
0:10:20 > 0:10:22to people from overseas they look at you like you're insane.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25If you describe it, it's basically all the hassle of a garden,
0:10:25 > 0:10:26but not at your house...
0:10:28 > 0:10:29..which is mental.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I hate having a garden, because I've got to look after it, legally.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33But if I had to get a bus to my garden,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I would be the angriest person on that bus every time.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39You didn't stop at allotments.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43You've also been sweating over loose tea leaves and pyjamas.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Are you my mum?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47The pyjamas one is the one that does...
0:10:47 > 0:10:49You wear clothes all day
0:10:49 > 0:10:51and then you get under a duvet which is warmer than clothes.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Mm. But then you put clothes on
0:10:53 > 0:10:56The worst one is old people's pyjamas,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58have you seen how smart they are?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01They've got pyjamas on that have got breast pockets and collars, as if like...
0:11:01 > 0:11:05I've never been denied entry into a dream because I was underdressed.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Maybe it's like a precaution because they put the outfit on
0:11:09 > 0:11:12thinking, "I want to look nice in the outfit I die in."
0:11:12 > 0:11:14That's true!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16AUDIENCE: Oh! No!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Harry, what have you been sweating about?
0:11:19 > 0:11:25I get really annoyed, I find clubs a very frustrating place to be in.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27All right, Grandad! Why?
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Because it's just shit. You go in and it's just really loud.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34DANCE MUSIC BLARES
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Whoo!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41What's wrong? Everyone's having a nice time.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43SHOUTING AND HOLLERING
0:11:45 > 0:11:47It's partly that.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51What is it about loud music that particularly annoys you?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's generally music like that
0:11:53 > 0:11:56DANCE MUSIC BLARES Ooh-ooh!
0:11:56 > 0:12:00I can't hear what you're saying Exactly! Exactly.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Sorry, that's... That's a cheap gag.
0:12:04 > 0:12:08It's painful to listen to. And I find you can't hear anyone.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10DANCE MUSIC BLARES
0:12:14 > 0:12:16MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:12:16 > 0:12:18APPLAUSE OK, OK.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22It's now time for Grimmy Investigates.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Every week, I ask the listeners of Radio 1
0:12:24 > 0:12:27and followers of the Sweat The Small Stuff Twitter account
0:12:27 > 0:12:30what their biggest sweats are concerning a specific topic.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34I'll pick one of those sweats and attempt to investigate it for them.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Once again,
0:12:35 > 0:12:40I think this deserves a detective series opening title sequence.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Last week we had a Murder, She Wrote spoof,
0:12:43 > 0:12:47in which I think I looked a little bit like Joe Lycett.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Did you see this? JOE MOUTHS
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Look! I also look like Deirdre Rachid, nee Barlow.
0:12:55 > 0:13:00So we thought we'd have another detective series spoof intro.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02This week, Poirot.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06You're fucking welcome. LAUGHTER
0:13:06 > 0:13:08POIROT THEME MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:18 > 0:13:20DANCE MUSIC BLARES
0:13:23 > 0:13:26LAUGHTER
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Hey, Grimmy, I'm Alanna, from Cheshire and what makes me
0:13:37 > 0:13:41sweat recently is when I've gone out, got drunk, got my laptop out
0:13:41 > 0:13:42and looked at things I shouldn't.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44You know what I'm talking about
0:13:44 > 0:13:45And the next day, I've realised that
0:13:45 > 0:13:48I forgot to delete my internet history
0:13:48 > 0:13:50and there's a risk of my mum seeing the naughty things
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I've been looking at - oooh!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Nice acting. "Oooh!"
0:13:57 > 0:14:03I thought this was a unique male problem, not to be sexist
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I've decided to investigate if any of our panellists
0:14:05 > 0:14:08have anything to sweat about in their internet history,
0:14:08 > 0:14:11in a game I'm calling "Eat, Sleep, Search, Delete".
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Earlier this week, I asked the panellists to send me
0:14:14 > 0:14:16a screen grab of their internet histories.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19To win points, the teams had to match these genuine internet search
0:14:19 > 0:14:22histories to the correct panellists.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26First up, Melvin's team. Who, from Rochelle's team,
0:14:26 > 0:14:30has been searching for the following over the past week?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33NICK READS LIST ALOUD
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Autonomous sensory meridian response.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Chantelle - Daily Mail.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50There's nothing like looking at paparazzi pictures of a former
0:14:50 > 0:14:55Big Brother winner in 2006 to get rid of Sex Box out of the brain
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Cod liver oil capsules.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03So which one of them looks like they may need to prevent rickets?
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Carl, Eliza, I've got no idea.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08I have a feeling it might be Joe,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11because he's got a wide array of interests.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Who do we think? Definitely Joe
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Who from Rochelle's team is going to own up to this internet history
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Joe Lycett! You get one point, you are absolutely correct.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Well done, you knew that, Carl
0:15:29 > 0:15:30You knew that straightaway.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Joe, we obviously looked up
0:15:32 > 0:15:34autonomous sensory meridian response.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I have to say... this is some weird shit.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Would you like to explain to everybody exactly what this is
0:15:40 > 0:15:43For my entire life, when I've seen someone folding something or
0:15:43 > 0:15:45being delicate with it,
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I get this tingle in the back of my head
0:15:48 > 0:15:50which builds up to this amazing sensation.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53You get it as well. Loads of people get it, lots don't.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I get it from when people are being really nice and endearing.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00You like people being nice to you. He likes people folding towels
0:16:02 > 0:16:04This teacher was giving me advice in prep at school,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07I was like, "What's that feeling in the back of my neck?
0:16:07 > 0:16:08That's just someone being nice to you.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11He likes people folding towels
0:16:12 > 0:16:15This is what Joe is talking about. Have a look at this.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Joe, what are you enjoying right now?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22She is just taking such care over it.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25You can't do it when you're in company.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29I'm not getting anything now, but if I was watching this in bed,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32this is what I would look like if I was in bed.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I just love it. It is weird,
0:16:37 > 0:16:41because I've got some washing I need to fold right now.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45MUSIC: "I'm Gonna Love You Just A Little More, Baby" by Barry White
0:16:45 > 0:16:48They are dirty towels, Joe.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Oh, very dirty.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Fold the fuck out of you.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Fold that shit.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02Naughty little towel.
0:17:02 > 0:17:10Wait until I put you in the airing cupboard.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14I hate you, Joe Lycett.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Rochelle's team, who from Melvin's team has been
0:17:17 > 0:17:20searching for the following in the past week?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23NICK READS LIST ALOUD
0:17:25 > 0:17:26MELVIN: Arsenal!
0:17:33 > 0:17:34So who searched for Porn Hub..
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Is that Melvin? ..and elizadoolittle.com this week?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Look how guilty Melvin looks already.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44So you went on Porn Hub before you went on Eliza Doolittle?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47What's 8890? I've no idea.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Is it your pin number, Mel?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Why would I put my pin number in the internet?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Any ideas who that could be? Let's go Mel. Let's go Mel.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Melvin, they're saying Melvin.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Who from Melvin's team is going to own up that this is
0:18:00 > 0:18:02their internet history for the week?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06ROCHELLE GASPS Eliza Doolittle!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08You've been on Porn Hub?!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Eliza!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13To be honest with you, I didn't know it was search histories,
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I just thought it was, like, your favourite websites.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20I'm glad your favourite websites are Porn Hub and your own website.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Melvin's team, who from Rochelle's team has been
0:18:24 > 0:18:26searching for the following in the past week?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28NICK READS LIST ALOUD
0:18:40 > 0:18:45And that is the most boring internet search history ever.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Which boring bastard from Rochelle's team searched for diet tips?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51It's got to be one of the boys because they're all like...
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Protein vibes. They have a lot of protein, don't they, then?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56I reckon, yeah, it's got to be a McFly.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59It sounds like their tour bus rider.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03So which one do you think, do you think it's Danny or Harry?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I think it's Harry. You think Harry.
0:19:05 > 0:19:11OK, which boring bastard from Rochelle's team does that belong to?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Would someone like to own up? It's Danny!
0:19:15 > 0:19:16So, Danny...
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Danny, that is boring, but while we're on it, do share
0:19:23 > 0:19:25do you have any low-calorie dessert recipes?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Um... Boring.
0:19:27 > 0:19:33Next one is for Rochelle's team who from Melvin's team has been
0:19:33 > 0:19:35searching for the following in the past week?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37NICK READS LIST ALOUD
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Was the vegan so weak that they can't spell properly
0:19:46 > 0:19:49The person struggled with motorhome, went for camper van,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52can't spell Winnebago, too hard
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Famous gorillas - don't need to Google that, the answer's King Kong.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Vegan cosmetics - I'm sensing a pattern here.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Gorillas are vegan, so this - look at them -
0:20:06 > 0:20:09is the internet history of a very high-functioning famous gorilla
0:20:09 > 0:20:12who is trying to disguise its appearance using make-up
0:20:12 > 0:20:16and body building before escaping in a motorhome
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Animals in sexy poses.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24A horny gorilla on the run, is what we're looking for.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Tarka dal ingredients.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Who's searched for vegan stuff famous gorillas
0:20:29 > 0:20:32and animals in sexy poses this week?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I think it could be Carl.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38You are saying Carl is the obsessive gorilla, vegan, sexy animal man
0:20:38 > 0:20:42OK, who from Melvin's team is going to own up to this internet history?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Yes. Yes, it's Carl's.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46You win a point for your team.
0:20:47 > 0:20:52Obviously, we were massively intrigued by animals in sexy poses,
0:20:52 > 0:20:56so we did our own search on the internet.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00We found these sexy animals.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04That is the fittest horse.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07The cheekbones on that! There's loads of them.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Look at this one.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14What a cock-tease, that one. LAUGHTER
0:21:14 > 0:21:17The next one's not even teasing it's really putting it out there.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20What a slag!
0:21:22 > 0:21:27Oh, that one's fit, but she knows she's fit.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28She's like, "You wish."
0:21:28 > 0:21:31You still would, though, wouldn't you?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35So, Alanna from Cheshire, I've discovered beyond
0:21:35 > 0:21:38any reasonable doubt that you are not on your own,
0:21:38 > 0:21:41we probably all sweat over internet histories.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Thank you all for playing Grimmy Investigates.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Eliza Doolittle, hello,
0:21:50 > 0:21:53apparently you've been sweating over small talk. I hate it. Do you?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Just get straight to the point
0:21:55 > 0:21:59And actually, I don't engage in it, I just go, "but,"
0:21:59 > 0:22:02and then talk about something else cos it's just...life-wasting.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04You did that to me the other day in the street
0:22:04 > 0:22:07when I saw Eliza Doolittle frantically walking home,
0:22:07 > 0:22:09staring at a box of Grand Theft Auto V,
0:22:09 > 0:22:11and then we had to have small talk in the street.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13I actually said to you, "Yeah, I do like it around here
0:22:13 > 0:22:16"but I hate running into people and always having to talk to them,"
0:22:16 > 0:22:19and you went...and she went, "What, like this?"
0:22:19 > 0:22:23And I was like, "Yeah." I feel exactly the same way
0:22:23 > 0:22:26and I think I'm going to move cos of that.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Carl, is small talk something you like to engage in?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Yeah, I like it cos, again, it's that thing of, like,
0:22:31 > 0:22:32if you didn't do that,
0:22:32 > 0:22:35what, are you just going to dive straight into a really serious.. ?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Imagine somebody went, "Hi, I'm Eliza,"
0:22:37 > 0:22:40and you went, "What d'you think of the banking crisis?"
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Time now for Rochelle and Melvin, The Challenges.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Each week, I challenge our team captains to take a small sweat
0:22:48 > 0:22:50out onto the streets and into the public's faces.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53This week's sweat is about annoying customer service -
0:22:53 > 0:22:57when waiters are a little bit over the top or needlessly rude
0:22:57 > 0:22:59like, if you were in France or summat.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Danny and Harry, does over-the-top customer service annoy you?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Yeah, it's one of my main sweats.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09You know when you get your food
0:23:09 > 0:23:14cos there's no loud music and you can hear the person,
0:23:14 > 0:23:17"Is everything OK with your food, sir?"
0:23:17 > 0:23:18And you say, "Yes, it's fine,
0:23:18 > 0:23:21"I'd fucking tell you if it wasn't, go away."
0:23:21 > 0:23:22No, I do get that.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26It really annoys me and then they're like, "Black pepper...
0:23:26 > 0:23:29What I'll do now is... "There you are.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31"Do you want a drink, sir? Yeah, please, mate. OK."
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Yep, that is very much... And it's that awkward moment.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38It's like, what do you do there And they're there for ages.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40It's like Morecambe and Wise.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Well, I sent Melvin and Rochelle to find out what would happen
0:23:44 > 0:23:48if they became those over-the-top waiters for the day.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51This is Rochelle and Melvin, The Challenges.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56I'm not scared of silly old Rochelle. She's a girl.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00D'you find him annoying?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03He's quite small, as well.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Small and annoying.
0:24:08 > 0:24:09OK, task number one.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14"You are the worst waiter in the world.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17"Take as long as you can to get the table's order right." Simple.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Hi, can we start with drinks?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Sorry? Some drinks?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Are you guys ready to order?
0:24:27 > 0:24:31The special is tagliatelle with roasted aubergine
0:24:31 > 0:24:33and it says it comes with peas
0:24:33 > 0:24:35How many peas, roughly, would you like?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38You're having a laugh?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I'm dyslexic, could you spell potatoes for me?
0:24:42 > 0:24:46P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Some people ask for two portions of peas.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53OK, fine.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Lots of peas.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Do you have a preference of plates you want it to be served in,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00whether it is a round or square plate?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Porcelain or a china plate?
0:25:04 > 0:25:08He is telling me there might not be peas. Wait one second.
0:25:17 > 0:25:18You could be related to me.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Usually they do 90 peas.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Task two.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39"Now that you've got their order, interrupt their meal as many
0:25:39 > 0:25:41"times as you can."
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Do you want any starters?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I just wanted to double-check.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48How do you want your chicken, rare? No. Really well-cooked.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Really well-cooked.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Where are you guys from?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Would you like any water for the table?
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Excuse me, sir, you have a call from Sarah. She asked to be discreet.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Do you have anywhere that's good to get a drink round here?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Would you like some pepper?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Some salt?
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Fresh chilli?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Sorry, embarrassed-looking. Sorry!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Have you seen Inception yet?
0:26:18 > 0:26:22The ending on that is mind-blowing.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25CHATTER DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:26:25 > 0:26:27We'll come here again.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Where are you guys from?
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Is everything OK, gents?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Would you like the pudding menu
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Are you happy with the knives and forks?
0:26:38 > 0:26:39I'm sorry about that.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43I wanted to apologise for earlier on.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Task number three. Oh, man.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56"You've been a terrible waiter but you still need to get paid
0:26:56 > 0:27:01"Give them your best sob story to get the best tip." I will give it a go.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Do you want to leave a tip on here? Service isn't included.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08There is the bill, guys. Just so you know,
0:27:08 > 0:27:12my dog's having an operation next week.
0:27:12 > 0:27:18Just bear that in mind.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I've got to pay cash for it.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28In terms of the tip, bear that in mind. It's a heart operation.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30It's quite rare.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Thank you very much. OK!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Oh, God. Stick a fiver on there Thank you.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Rochelle's team win the challenge!
0:27:47 > 0:27:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Well done, Rochelle. You won that.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Melvin, you slipped into the character of an incompetent buffoon with ease.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Eliza Doolittle. Yes?
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Are you a person who gets wound up with things?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06You have a new album.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08When you go to the studio,
0:28:08 > 0:28:11do you stress over it or do you do any old shit?
0:28:11 > 0:28:16Making the album just comes like puke, it just comes out.
0:28:16 > 0:28:21You heard it here first, it's like puke. I have it here
0:28:21 > 0:28:25I have a copy of the Eliza Doolittle album.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Eliza Doolittle put this through my front door.
0:28:28 > 0:28:29Yep.
0:28:29 > 0:28:34A bit creepy, literally through the front door.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36At least it wasn't a petrol bomb. No!
0:28:36 > 0:28:41Danny, you have been sweating about rude people. Yeah.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44What kind of rude people have been worrying you, Danny from McFly
0:28:44 > 0:28:48It's just when you open the door for somebody and they walk past you
0:28:48 > 0:28:52and you just... What's the point? Were they meant to thank you?
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Yeah, it's awful, innit? Yeah, it is bad.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56I actually did something the other day which I thought
0:28:56 > 0:29:00was like a myth, a fairy tale, which was, I was walking to the park
0:29:00 > 0:29:03and an old lady said, "Excuse me, dear, will you cross me
0:29:03 > 0:29:06"over the road?" I was like, "Is that a real thing?"
0:29:08 > 0:29:11So I helped her across the road and she was like, "Too fast!"
0:29:11 > 0:29:14I was like, "Well, actually, I'm late for work, so..."
0:29:14 > 0:29:20And then she's like, "You're gripping too tight.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23My mum would like to thank you
0:29:23 > 0:29:29It's definitely worse in the car cos you can't really say anything
0:29:29 > 0:29:31and you're screaming in this box where nobody can hear you.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35If somebody tailgates me, I will go just a bit slower
0:29:35 > 0:29:38so that it's like just under the speed limit to annoy them
0:29:38 > 0:29:41and then put the wipers on on the back of the car
0:29:41 > 0:29:45and then just lean out and go, "I'm crying, you're hurting me.
0:29:52 > 0:29:53Let's move on to the next round
0:29:53 > 0:29:55It is time for the return of the Sweat Box,
0:29:55 > 0:29:58where you get to help members of this very audience.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00They are going to tell you what they've been sweating about
0:30:00 > 0:30:03recently and you must do your best to help them out with some advice.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06Whichever team they decide has given them
0:30:06 > 0:30:08the most help will get the point.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Who is first in the Sweat Box tonight?
0:30:10 > 0:30:13Hiya, I'm Rob. Hi, Rob, what's your issue?
0:30:13 > 0:30:16When you go out to a club with a group of people,
0:30:16 > 0:30:19and you're all there dancing, having a good time and you have a pact
0:30:19 > 0:30:22and every one of them pulls and you are there on your own.
0:30:22 > 0:30:27I need a game plan so I don't look like Billy No-Mates in the middle.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30So all your mates pull and you don't? Yeah.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32Just pull anyone.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34Great advice, Rochelle(!)
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Sorry, that's... From a mother
0:30:38 > 0:30:40Joe, have you got any good advice?
0:30:40 > 0:30:43Are you a heterosexual or a homosexual?
0:30:43 > 0:30:47Your gaydar must be pretty off if you have to ask me.
0:30:48 > 0:30:49So you're gay? Yeah.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53What's your patter like? My patter?
0:30:53 > 0:30:54Your chat.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56What's your chat like?
0:30:56 > 0:30:59Why are you so angry, Rob? I'm not angry.
0:30:59 > 0:31:01"I'M NOT ANGRY!"
0:31:01 > 0:31:03Joe's coming for you.
0:31:03 > 0:31:05CHEERING
0:31:09 > 0:31:11Budge up, budge up. Do you want to sit down?
0:31:11 > 0:31:15We'll share the seat. That's what I said, did you want to sit down?
0:31:15 > 0:31:16Right.
0:31:16 > 0:31:22I see the problem.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26If you were a bit nicer... I'll be nicer to you, I'm sorry
0:31:26 > 0:31:29Maybe if you weren't so shouty it would be all right.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33We should try for you to chat up Grimmy.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37Cos you do look a bit like Harry Styles, so it would work
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Get on with this, Joe.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41And I look a bit like Niall, "Hello there!"
0:31:41 > 0:31:45LAUGHTER What's your opening line, then
0:31:45 > 0:31:47That's what I'm asking. What would be an opening line?
0:31:47 > 0:31:51Go, "Oh, God, that's Nick Grimshaw off of radio and television."
0:31:51 > 0:31:54I can't say that to ANYONE I go to the club with!
0:31:54 > 0:31:59It's bizarre enough that they would be, like, "Sorry, what?"
0:32:00 > 0:32:04OK, maybe just go..."Hello!" Like, in a sexy way.
0:32:04 > 0:32:06Do your sexiest hello. OK, look
0:32:06 > 0:32:09I'm going to pretend that I'm over here having a drink, right?
0:32:09 > 0:32:10And then you just say hello in a sexy tone.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14THEY SING
0:32:14 > 0:32:16AUDIENCE CLAPS A BEAT
0:32:16 > 0:32:19HARRY: It's too loud. It's too loud!
0:32:19 > 0:32:22We can't do it. Turn it down. We can't hear him, it's too loud.
0:32:24 > 0:32:28OK, seriously, I think you should hang out with less-hot friends
0:32:30 > 0:32:33Melvin's team, do you have any advice for our pal in the Sweat Box?
0:32:33 > 0:32:36I think you should bring your friends down with you.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39Go in and before they are about to pull, cock-block them.
0:32:39 > 0:32:43Say, "How's your herpes coming on?"
0:32:43 > 0:32:44Shit like that.
0:32:45 > 0:32:50Yeah, maybe you should have one designated kiss friend, so if, like,
0:32:50 > 0:32:55you're both kind of not getting lucky then you can kiss each other.
0:32:55 > 0:32:57What happened to friends just actually being
0:32:57 > 0:32:59happy for each other when they get off with someone
0:32:59 > 0:33:02Even the way he said it, he was like, "Before you go out,
0:33:02 > 0:33:05"you make a pact." You have to agree on it.
0:33:05 > 0:33:06Let them...
0:33:06 > 0:33:09They might meet their future partner, just...
0:33:09 > 0:33:12why don't you be happy with them and just get a kebab on your own?
0:33:13 > 0:33:17And chill out a bit. Whose advice do you want to take?
0:33:17 > 0:33:21They were both pretty awful, but I'm probably going to say Rochelle,
0:33:21 > 0:33:26because it's Rochelle. OK.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:30 > 0:33:31OK, who is next in the Sweat Box?
0:33:31 > 0:33:34I'm Dan. What is your sweat this evening, Dan?
0:33:34 > 0:33:39My sweat, Nick, is cats surprising me when I'm least expecting it.
0:33:39 > 0:33:43Dan, you're constantly surprised by cats?
0:33:43 > 0:33:46They seem to keep jumping up when I least expect it.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49I was waiting in my car with the window down, because it was hot.
0:33:49 > 0:33:51A cat suddenly jumped into the car.
0:33:51 > 0:33:54I was like, "Stupid cat, you scared me to death, like!"
0:33:54 > 0:33:58Dan, are you a real person? LAUGHTER
0:34:00 > 0:34:03I wouldn't complain, you're a pussy magnet, obviously.
0:34:03 > 0:34:06APPLAUSE
0:34:06 > 0:34:07Melvin!
0:34:09 > 0:34:11And cats don't like water.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13Live under the sea.
0:34:15 > 0:34:16What about catfish?
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Super Soaker.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22OK, that's their advice.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Whose advice do you want to take?
0:34:25 > 0:34:26I think Rochelle's team.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Rochelle's team win another point!
0:34:31 > 0:34:34OK, who's next in the Sweat Box
0:34:34 > 0:34:40Hi, my name is Jess and my sweat is I am 28 years old
0:34:40 > 0:34:44and I'm afraid of the dark. Oh, Jess!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Oh, you're really afraid of the dark?
0:34:46 > 0:34:49But when it's dark and suddenly you're like... Oh, honestly...
0:34:49 > 0:34:51So you'd hate to be...? AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:34:51 > 0:34:54No, don't, I don't like it. ROCHELLE: Boo!
0:34:54 > 0:34:57CHEERING
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Any advice of what Jess could do? My advice would be put a light on.
0:35:02 > 0:35:09Melvin's team, any advice for Jess? Why don't you sleep in the daytime?
0:35:10 > 0:35:13Hang on, but then she'd be awake while it was dark, so she'd be. .
0:35:13 > 0:35:18Oh, yeah, don't do that. Bad advice.
0:35:18 > 0:35:23Sleep with two torches in your eyes like that. Sorted
0:35:23 > 0:35:27Whose advice do you want to go for? Please say torches in the eyes
0:35:29 > 0:35:32Um... Go for us, cos we haven't got a point yet
0:35:32 > 0:35:37Yeah, I'll go for Melvin's team Oh, going for Melvin's team cos Eliza Doolittle said so.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Who's next in the Sweat Box?
0:35:41 > 0:35:43Hello, I'm Michelli, I'm from Brazil.
0:35:43 > 0:35:48My sweat is, I don't understand why British people
0:35:48 > 0:35:51kiss with not much tongue.
0:35:51 > 0:35:55Sorry? Like, for me, it is like a little cat drinking the milk, like...
0:35:57 > 0:35:59You want lots of tongue?
0:35:59 > 0:36:02If you want to be an actress, fair enough, don't put your tongue,
0:36:02 > 0:36:04but if you are in a passionate moment,
0:36:04 > 0:36:06you need to give it the tongue
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Right, OK. OK.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10CHEERING
0:36:15 > 0:36:19How much do you need, girl? It is not about what I need...
0:36:19 > 0:36:21LAUGHTER
0:36:25 > 0:36:29I will teach you, not like together, like this.
0:36:29 > 0:36:30Why not?
0:36:30 > 0:36:34Because you don't like my things LAUGHTER
0:36:35 > 0:36:36So...
0:36:39 > 0:36:41I think you're changing me.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44This is a threesome I could work with.
0:36:47 > 0:36:50But don't you think the first kiss isn't really the time or place for a tongue?
0:36:50 > 0:36:53The first time you kiss someone maybe at the end of a date,
0:36:53 > 0:36:57and you just go straight in with tongue, it'd be a bit like "Whoa there, chill."
0:36:57 > 0:36:59It depends on the person, doesn't it?
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Michelli clearly just wants it straight in, bang!
0:37:03 > 0:37:06No, I would like a romance. And a good tongue.
0:37:08 > 0:37:11The guy that gives too much tongue on the first date isn't going
0:37:11 > 0:37:15to romance you very well. Yes. I think you need to change
0:37:16 > 0:37:32Actually, I think... I don't want to talk out of turn here,
0:37:32 > 0:37:35Melvin, do you have any advice
0:37:35 > 0:37:37I don't know, but I'm moving to Brazil.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41I've got so much time for you. You're wonderful.
0:37:41 > 0:37:45I have some really good advice I think you should tongue Melvin.
0:37:45 > 0:37:48Sorry, I can't. CHEERING
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Melvin's team, do you have any advice?
0:37:50 > 0:37:53Is it the same? I'm guessing yes. Exactly the same, yes.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56They're both saying, "Tongue Melvin." Whose advice do you want to take?
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Rochelle's team. Yay!
0:38:01 > 0:38:02Thank you, Sweatboxers!
0:38:05 > 0:38:10OK, round five now is a brand-new round called Quickfire Sweats,
0:38:10 > 0:38:12apparently what Melvin also calls lovemaking.
0:38:14 > 0:38:15In Quickfire Sweats,
0:38:15 > 0:38:18the teams will have to pitch a sweat to the audience against the clock.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21If they manage to persuade the majority of the audience
0:38:21 > 0:38:24that it is truly annoying, they will get a point for their team
0:38:24 > 0:38:28Now, the way the audience are going to vote is by using these
0:38:28 > 0:38:33All the audience have a blue Grimmy card and a red Grimmy card.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35After the sweat is pitched I will ask them
0:38:35 > 0:38:38to hold up the annoyed red Grimmy face if they find the sweat
0:38:38 > 0:38:42annoying, but to hold up the nice, calm blue Grimmy head if they don't.
0:38:42 > 0:38:45Now, before we do this, our lawyers have asked me
0:38:45 > 0:38:48to point out that this is in no way similar to the voting system
0:38:48 > 0:38:52used on popular North East daytime cooking show, Ready Steady Cook
0:38:52 > 0:38:56Cos they had peppers and tomatoes. We've got faces.
0:38:56 > 0:38:58It's completely different.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02Although, Melvin, you do look a bit Ainsley Harriott.
0:39:02 > 0:39:04LAUGHTER
0:39:06 > 0:39:08ROCHELLE: That is brilliant!
0:39:11 > 0:39:15Melvin's team... Hello. What is your quickfire sweat?
0:39:15 > 0:39:19It's about guys over the age of 0 who still ride a skateboard.
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Firstly, you're old enough to get a licence.
0:39:22 > 0:39:26Grow up, please. Buy a car or a motorbike.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28get something cool like a space hopper or something like that.
0:39:28 > 0:39:32You never see girls doing stuff like that, you don't see girls skipping to work.
0:39:32 > 0:39:33Stop it.
0:39:33 > 0:39:38If I was a policeman and I saw a guy over the age of 30 on a skateboard,
0:39:38 > 0:39:40I would arrest you, I don't like to see it, stop doing it, please.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42OK, let's have a look at one of these guys.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46We have an actual guy over the age of 30 skateboarding to illustrate.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Oh, look at him go! Ooh!
0:39:49 > 0:39:53Oop, there he goes. Oop, oop! Here he goes.
0:39:53 > 0:39:56I mean, what's annoying about that? He looks...dope.
0:39:57 > 0:39:59Do you find this annoying, Eliza?
0:39:59 > 0:40:02I think I'd quite like it if it was a girl riding a skateboard,
0:40:02 > 0:40:05that'd be really cool. That's OK. Like, an older woman. An older lady?
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Like Germaine Greer?
0:40:09 > 0:40:12Is there anything that annoys you about this, Carl? Yeah, everything.
0:40:12 > 0:40:14Everything. HOOTER BLARES
0:40:14 > 0:40:19Audience, you have to decide, is this annoying, what do we think?
0:40:21 > 0:40:24Melvin's team, you get a point the audience absolutely hate that.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27CHEERING
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Rochelle's team you have 20 seconds,
0:40:29 > 0:40:32what would you like to convince the audience that is annoying?
0:40:32 > 0:40:36OK, my annoying sweat is... Oh, God, I can't get it out.
0:40:36 > 0:40:38When you can't get things out from desks on panel shows?
0:40:38 > 0:40:41No, when summat comes like this and you can't get into it.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44Why do they design it so you can't get into it? And you know... Look, help me.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47Rochelle, do you want some scissors to help? No. Here you are.
0:40:47 > 0:40:51See, see! Exactly! It's so frustrating.
0:40:51 > 0:40:56It makes me nervous. It really makes me anxious.
0:40:56 > 0:40:57HOOTER BLARES
0:40:57 > 0:40:59So, audience, hold up your blue Grimmy face
0:40:59 > 0:41:02if you don't find this annoying but hold up red if you do.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05So, everybody here finds this annoying.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08So, Rochelle, you get a point for your team. Thanks, thank you.
0:41:10 > 0:41:14OK, last one is Melvin's team. Yes. Yes.
0:41:14 > 0:41:18My sweat is celebrities that are always on holiday, right?
0:41:18 > 0:41:20Don't you have a full-time job
0:41:20 > 0:41:22you're an actor or a singer or something?
0:41:22 > 0:41:29Why are you taking pictures and I hate
0:41:29 > 0:41:33I want them to look like mine when I'm really tanned and black.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35And that is my sweat.
0:41:35 > 0:41:36Celebrities on holiday.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39Now, you mentioned this to the Sweat The Small Stuff team,
0:41:39 > 0:41:41so I got them to do some research,
0:41:41 > 0:41:44where we're going to have a look at Tulisa's year of holidays.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Here she is in Marbella. Here she is in Miami.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49Here she is in Ibiza.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52And here she is in Skeggy.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55Having a whale of a time in Skegness.
0:41:55 > 0:41:59HOOTER BLARES But what do the audience think? Does this annoy you?
0:41:59 > 0:42:01It's red, isn't it?
0:42:01 > 0:42:04Everyone finds that annoying, so you get a point for your team.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:08 > 0:42:13That's the final round and tonight's winners are...
0:42:14 > 0:42:18..Rochelle's team! CHEERING
0:42:20 > 0:42:23A big thank you to Rochelle, Joe, Danny
0:42:23 > 0:42:25and Harry, Melvin, Carl and Eliza.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28This has been Sweat The Small Stuff. I've been Nick Grimshaw.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31You've been beautiful. Good night!
0:42:31 > 0:42:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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