Episode 1

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0:00:20 > 0:00:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brand-new TV show,

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Sweat The Small Stuff!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Hello.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38This is the show that makes a big deal about the little things

0:00:38 > 0:00:42in life, because the little things really are worth sweating about.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm not worried about what will happen to North Korea,

0:00:45 > 0:00:48I'm more worried about what will happen to Oritse's career

0:00:48 > 0:00:50now that JLS have split.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54I don't care how much it cost to the state to bury the Iron Lady,

0:00:54 > 0:00:58I care more about the state of my ironing lady.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02She's called in sick for two weeks, these shirts ain't going to iron themselves!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04People say you shouldn't sweat about the small stuff

0:01:04 > 0:01:07but those people are wrong, and we will prove them wrong.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11CHEERING

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Please welcome the team captains, the urban Ant and Dec,

0:01:19 > 0:01:22the hip-hop Sam and Mark, or, as they like to call themselves,

0:01:22 > 0:01:24the gangster Richard and Judy.

0:01:24 > 0:01:29Rickie Haywood Williams and Melvin O'Doom from Kiss FM.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:31 > 0:01:36- Hi, Rickie.- Grimmy, how are ya? - I'm very good, how are you?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39I'm good, man. Your hair looks really good. I love the quiff.

0:01:39 > 0:01:45Always a compliment - you're one of the nicest people in showbiz.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Also quite handsome.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48CHEERING

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Do you know you are handsome? On what scale?

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Are you up there with the Bradley Coopers?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55So Bradley's at the top?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Or are you down with the Melvin O'Dooms?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01LAUGHTER

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I am here!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Sorry. Are you the funny one?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Yes.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10He's the sex pin-up, you're the sex troll!

0:02:10 > 0:02:11I'll take that.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Are you a hit with the ladies?

0:02:13 > 0:02:18Sometimes. Not the tall girls. I'm only five foot five in real life.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19In real life?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Yeah. My media height is five six!

0:02:24 > 0:02:30We have a picture of you from the Olympics. You weren't competing?

0:02:30 > 0:02:31No!

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- That woman - only five foot eight! - She was cool.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Shall we meet the teams?

0:02:36 > 0:02:40CHEERING

0:02:40 > 0:02:42On Rickie's team is a lady who's sweating it,

0:02:42 > 0:02:46because if she hears Jessie J call herself an "ar'ist" one more time

0:02:46 > 0:02:49she will lose her shit. Holly Willoughby!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51CHEERING

0:02:51 > 0:02:54And a young comedian who has supported

0:02:54 > 0:02:57the likes of Ross Noble and Jack Whitehall

0:02:57 > 0:03:00and is sweating it in case they recognise their jokes tonight,

0:03:00 > 0:03:03one of my favourite people, Joe Lycett.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04CHEERING

0:03:07 > 0:03:10On Melvin's team, a young woman who's sweating it

0:03:10 > 0:03:12because a television studio in Hammersmith is no place

0:03:12 > 0:03:16to have your first child, Rochelle Humes from The Saturdays!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18CHEERING

0:03:18 > 0:03:22And a young actor who plays Fatboy in Eastenders.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Having been nominated for best comedy performance

0:03:25 > 0:03:29at the 2013 British Soap Awards, he's sweating it

0:03:29 > 0:03:32because he was doing his best serious acting, Ricky Norwood!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35CHEERING

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Thank you, thank you.

0:03:38 > 0:03:43- Hi, Ricky Norwood. Hi, Melvin! Hi, Rochelle!- Hello!- How are you doing?

0:03:43 > 0:03:47- Good, how are you? - You look so nice.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49- You do.- Thanks.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51How is it going, having that baby inside your belly?

0:03:51 > 0:03:56That's the nicest compliment I've had. Usually people just say, "Wow, you're big!"

0:03:56 > 0:04:03- Will you make it through the show? - Well, I don't know. They say any time now.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08- Don't have it here, although good for ratings!- I've got Holly, though!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11On behalf of pregnant women everywhere, I kind of hate you right now.

0:04:11 > 0:04:16As soon as I announced I was pregnant I was like...

0:04:16 > 0:04:20I was huge, it was like I was carrying the baby in my neck.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I think it's a showbiz baby just so that you can get fat!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Time for round one, are you ready?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31ALL: Yeah!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Yeah, OK! As you know, we are about the small things,

0:04:34 > 0:04:37so when it comes to the news we don't care about the big headlines,

0:04:37 > 0:04:40we are interested in stuff like this.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45Here is a tiny news story about an app called Snapchat that

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- lets you send a picture to somebody... - WHOOPING

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- They know!- Yeah, they know! - Then it deletes itself.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56It's like Mission: Impossible but with tits. You know what this is?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58I don't understand.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01I send you a message on Snapchat, you could look at my dick

0:05:01 > 0:05:05and then it would disappear and you would be like, bloody hell!

0:05:05 > 0:05:09What if somebody takes a screenshot?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12You can. It's frowned upon.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17A message is sent out saying that that person tried to screengrab you.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Why do you know so much?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- "When I was on..." - I have got Snapchat.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Have you sent rude pictures?

0:05:26 > 0:05:30Once or twice. You have to send them to get them!

0:05:32 > 0:05:33Welcome to my world, Grimmy.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Can you tell just by looking at people if they send dirty messages?

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Yeah.- Definitely.- Do you reckon?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- 100%.- 100%? OK.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46I've put this to the test. We rounded up some people on the street and asked them,

0:05:46 > 0:05:48"Have you ever sent a dirty picture message?"

0:05:48 > 0:05:53We're going to see the person swear on this, the Quiff of Me.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58To tell the absolute truth and nothing but the truth.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01It's a new bible for the modern age.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04All you guys have to do is decide if the person has or hasn't

0:06:04 > 0:06:08sent a dirty picture message. You're first, Ricky's team.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Let's begin. Here we go. First one, please.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Hi, my name is Rhian, this is my boyfriend Zahid.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18We swear on the Quiff of Grimmy to tell the absolute truth.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22Have you ever send a dirty picture message?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24LAUGHTER

0:06:25 > 0:06:31Look at his eyes. Look at his eyes. He is remembering right now!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33He has seen the picture!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36He is like, "Do not say a word!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38"I will hate you with my oatmeal glove!"

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Are you actually in that picture just kneeling down?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Holly, what do you reckon?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46I think they have. The fact that they're looking at each other

0:06:46 > 0:06:48means they have sent them to each other.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52If one had done it, but sent it to somebody else, they'd be, "Oh, shit."

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- So was that a yes?- I think...

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Yes? Let's find out if they're dirty.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Maybe!

0:06:58 > 0:07:02No. My mum's watching, in that case, no!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05She is such a liar.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Now one for you, Melvin's team. Next one!

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Hi. I'm Ben. I swear on the Quiff of Grimmy that

0:07:13 > 0:07:15I am telling the truth, the whole truth.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Have you ever sent a dirty picture message?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Um... - He is very serious.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Very serious man, but is he dirty on the phone?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27He looks like a killer of some kind.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31I think he looks like he's got loads of whippets.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33..Too many.

0:07:33 > 0:07:38I think he looks like he would send them to people even if they didn't want them.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42What do we think - he sends them, yes or no?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44That dude is forceful, boy.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45- Are you saying yes?- Yeah, yeah.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Let's find out - is he dirty?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Yes.- What of?- Cock.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Back to you, Ricky's team.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Here's one for you guys.

0:07:59 > 0:08:04Hi, my name is Nina. I swear on the Quiff of Grimmy to tell the absolute truth.

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Have you ever sent a dirty picture message?

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- I think she has...- You think she has?- ..because she looked up

0:08:12 > 0:08:16and it is that memory recall - "Yeah, there was that one and that one."

0:08:16 > 0:08:20- I think she's searching the filing cabinet of her mind. - We're saying yes.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22You're saying yes? Let's find out.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Yes.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25What was it of?

0:08:26 > 0:08:31I don't think it was that dirty, just, you know, me in underwear.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35One for Melvin's team now.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36- Right, ready to go?- Yes.

0:08:36 > 0:08:41Hi, I'm James. This is my girlfriend Lauran and we swear on the Quiff of Grimmy to always tell the truth.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Have you ever send a dirty picture message?

0:08:46 > 0:08:49He is licking his lips!

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Ricky, what are your thoughts?

0:08:50 > 0:08:54I am looking at the smirk on that girl. As soon as it came,

0:08:54 > 0:08:57there was a very slight one at the side of the mouth.

0:08:57 > 0:09:02- I think she is naughty.- Audience, what do we think? Do we think they've sent dirty messages?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Come on, look at her face!

0:09:06 > 0:09:07What are we going for?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I think she is sending one now...

0:09:09 > 0:09:11while he's talking.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- She's sending one. - She's taking one!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Dirty or no?- Oh, yeah, man. - Oh, yeah.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Let's find out.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19No.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Yes.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23What of?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I would rather not say.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Was it to James?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29No.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Awkward.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34High-five!

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Thank you for playing on the Quiff of Grimmy, everybody.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I've got a couple of my own personal sweats for you both to tackle.

0:09:47 > 0:09:53These are the small things in life that I have spent way too much time worrying and sweating over.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Melvin's team, you are up first. I'm going to give you a clue

0:09:56 > 0:09:59to something small that drives me crazy.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- For a point, all you have to do is guess what it is. OK?- Yes.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06What is it about this that I have been sweating over?

0:10:06 > 0:10:10It is a tweet from Jessie J, that reads...

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- The winky smiley?- No, I'm a fan of a winking smiley.- OK.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I prefer a regular smiley, but that's not it.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Is it about dreaming big?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Say if you want to just dream small, it's quite patronising.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28I don't want to dream big!

0:10:28 > 0:10:31I don't want to dream really small and eat chicken in my living room

0:10:31 > 0:10:35and my chicken turns into a dancing woman. I don't want to dream big.

0:10:35 > 0:10:40Is it weird that I find her more attractive now she's bald?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43You can see more of her face.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47I find her more attractive now she's on a man's body.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52What is it about this that I have been sweating over?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Is it about this whole heartbeat thing?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57What artists call their fans.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Absolutely correct! I have been sweating about

0:11:00 > 0:11:03celebrities who name their fans. You earn point for your team.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- Who started all this naming their fans?- I don't know.- Ga-ga?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Or Jesus Christ, with the Christians.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Say you are a Christian! Hashtag Christ!

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Some of the names that have been given by celebrities,

0:11:25 > 0:11:27you would not believe - or would you?

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Let's find out as we play Namesake Or Namefake?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37APPLAUSE

0:11:37 > 0:11:40I am going to give you the name of a celebrity

0:11:40 > 0:11:42and a name for their followers. You have to decide

0:11:42 > 0:11:46whether they have really been named that by a celebrity's record label,

0:11:46 > 0:11:48- or if I have made it up. Are you ready?- (ALL) Yes!

0:11:48 > 0:11:53OK. First up, Britney Spears calls her followers Spearleaders.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Namesake or Namefake?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Nice fringe, Britney.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00What is it? Spearleaders?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Like a cheerleader with a spear!

0:12:02 > 0:12:04I think she calls her fans something.

0:12:04 > 0:12:09- She is off the wall enough to do that.- She is batshit crazy.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Bless her.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Let's go Namesake, for fun. - Namesake over here.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Ricky's team, Namesake or Namefake? - OK, we're not too sure.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20She is from an era where people didn't have Twitter followers.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- The '90s!- But I think it's a yes.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26I think they have come out to protect and defend,

0:12:26 > 0:12:29and you would do that with a spear, wouldn't you?

0:12:29 > 0:12:30Namesake over here.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Namesake over here.- Namesake. It is...

0:12:33 > 0:12:34correct, Namesake!

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Jedward call their followers

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Jedwardians. Namesake or Namefake?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I don't think they're clever enough to come up with that.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Jedwardians is good, though, isn't it?- That is powerful.- Great, man.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52I reckon they don't have fans.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- Namesake or Namefake?- I think we're going to say Namefake.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00We said Fake.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02You're saying fake?

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Correct, it is Namefake.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06APPLAUSE

0:13:07 > 0:13:09The next one, Rochelle, you can't answer

0:13:09 > 0:13:11because it's about you and your famousness.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Rochelle calls her followers

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Ferrero Rochelles.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Namesake or Namefake?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- I really hope she does. - I love Ferrero Rochelles.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Are you a Ferrero Rochelle? - I'm chocolatey, I can tell you that.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- What do you think?- You don't think it is?- I don't think it is either.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Go on, two against one. Namefake.

0:13:32 > 0:13:37- Captain Fantastic, go on.- Yeah, Namesake.- You're saying Namesake?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40It's Namefake, she does not call them Ferrero Rochelles!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44It's a good one!

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Thank you for playing Namesake or Namefake?

0:13:46 > 0:13:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:53 > 0:13:57OK, Ricky's team. Here is another thing I have been sweating about.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Have a look at this.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01BARRY WHITE MUSIC PLAYS

0:14:05 > 0:14:08HORROR FILM MUSIC

0:14:14 > 0:14:15It's my face!

0:14:15 > 0:14:18It's your face we are looking at? OK.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20I want to try and catch it.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28What is it about this I have been sweating about?

0:14:28 > 0:14:32- I don't get it! - You have schizophrenia?

0:14:33 > 0:14:37You are sweating because Father Time has taken its toll on your face.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oooh!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42Father Time!

0:14:42 > 0:14:44He has a good side. Like when you go,

0:14:44 > 0:14:47"don't shoot me from this side because I have a good side."

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Boom! Correct, Holly Willoughby.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57I have been sweating about having a best side.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00You win a point for your team. Well done, Holly Willoughby.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I didn't know about best sides.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09I thought it was something Mariah Carey did just to be a dickhead.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13It's annoying someone says I do have a better side and a bad side.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Here is my face. We are going to do some actual science.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19There's my normal face. Let's do my best side.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24That is the better version, before you laugh.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25I like your middle tooth.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- Do you want to see my double bad side?- Yeah.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36I thought Wolverine and Ross from Friends.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Moulded together with glue. - Ricky, do you have a better side?

0:15:41 > 0:15:44You are famed for your incredible face, wasted on the radio.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Thank God you're on this telly show. - I do have a best side.

0:15:47 > 0:15:52It is my left side. I don't know why, I just like it more.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56Shall we see it on the big screen? Look down Camera 1 for us.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58There we go!

0:16:00 > 0:16:01- Gorgeous!- I look like Gollum.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09Let's try Melvin. Do you have a good or bad side?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Either side is good for me.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Take what I can get, that's what I've learned in life.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Which is your good side? - This side.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18I had chickenpox on this side.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Let's see the two good sides together.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23I look like Cee Lo Green.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29I'm scared to try their bad sides. Shall we do it?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Let's do two bad sides.

0:16:34 > 0:16:40SQUEALING AND CHEERING

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Let's do Rochelle next.- Oh, no! - Yes, Rochelle!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Which is your good side? - This side.- The left side.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49- My left side.- Let's find out

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- if her left side is good. - That's where I smile, I think.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- That's pretty good. - You do look good, Rochelle.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57That is your good side.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59You've got really far-apart eyes.

0:17:00 > 0:17:06LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Time now for Ricky and Melvin; The Challenges.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13This is where each week, I challenge our team captains,

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Ricky and Melvin to take their own little sweats

0:17:15 > 0:17:20into the big, bad world and this week's sweat is, gym show-offs.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Why are they so smug and annoying?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Why are you showing off in the gym? Go in, workout, don't talk to me.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26I hate a gym show-off.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28So, I decided to do science

0:17:28 > 0:17:33to see if we could turn our lovely team captains into awful gym show-offs.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36It's Ricky and Melvin; The Challenges.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40This is nice.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42I've brought you to the gym toilet,

0:17:42 > 0:17:46because I have a challenge for you and it's all about gym show-offs.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50There could be some in the gymnasium right now,

0:17:50 > 0:17:51hence why we're in the toilet.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Your challenge this week is to become those people.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56In the envelope, you have some tasks in there,

0:17:56 > 0:17:59complete as many as possible, for a massive one point for your team.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Just one point? - Are you ready?- Yeah.- OK, go on.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Get out there, because I need a poo.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Come on.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16I'm looking forward to this one.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20Where is the gym? Is it that way?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22And that's all right!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Let's do this.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Challenge someone to a race on a cross trainer.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Get someone to spot you on an embarrassingly small weight,

0:18:34 > 0:18:37but still brag about it.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- People in the gym aren't as fast as me.- Yeah.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40I'd love it if we had a race, maybe.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Do you mind spotting me?- Right.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Whoooo! Because I'm lifting quite a lot at the moment.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49LAUGHTER

0:18:53 > 0:18:57HE GROWLS

0:18:57 > 0:19:01You see that technique there? Real smooth, like butter.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Whip somebody with a towel.

0:19:13 > 0:19:18Get some deed to rub Deep Heat into your groin!

0:19:18 > 0:19:20That's impossible! I can't do that.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Sorry to disturb you, I've been doing a lot of running recently

0:19:24 > 0:19:28and I think I might have pulled my groin, which is quite embarrassing.

0:19:28 > 0:19:33- Is it all right if you just rub a bit of Deep Heat into my leg. - Who? Me?

0:19:33 > 0:19:38- Is that all right?- Yeah, yeah. - It's just, it's really killing me.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Excuse me, what class have you just finished doing?

0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Taekwondo.- Check it out, high-five, high five, high-five. I'm impressed.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46That's great work, great work.

0:19:46 > 0:19:50LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Can we do it in secret?- What? Me?

0:19:52 > 0:19:58- Is that all right?- No.- Well, you can't, all right, no problem.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Thanks, though.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06APPLAUSE

0:20:08 > 0:20:12Well done, Ricky, a point for your team!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15CHEERING

0:20:15 > 0:20:19Yeah, that looked so painful to watch. Was that horrible?

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- It was horrible.- I'm really sorry.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25How do you ask a dude, to put Deep Heat on your groin!

0:20:25 > 0:20:30Right, the next round is the Big Little Question.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Last week, I asked my Radio 1 breakfast show listeners,

0:20:33 > 0:20:36the biggest little question we've been sweating about all this week

0:20:36 > 0:20:41and this one is a real pet hate of mine, it's men who manscape.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43So, I asked the question to the great British public,

0:20:43 > 0:20:49is manscaping gross? Melvin, are you aware of what manscaping is?

0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Removing hair from your body.- Yeah.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55I was in your dressing room, like, about an hour ago

0:20:55 > 0:20:58and you were getting your eyebrows plucked!

0:20:58 > 0:21:02- I do have a monthly mono brow. - So, you manscape yourself?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04I think that's maintenance.

0:21:04 > 0:21:09Manscaping, isn't that where you shave and it makes it look bigger?

0:21:09 > 0:21:12The fact that we've even got this whole new name for it's like...

0:21:12 > 0:21:15- It's the name that does my head in! - Manscaping!

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Anything with 'man' in, like man bag, man flu,

0:21:18 > 0:21:21you've got a bag, you've got flu.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23It's gone from being, like, essential maintenance

0:21:23 > 0:21:26that we agree with to being highbrow art.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Let's have a look at these, this first one.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31AUDIENCE: OH!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33No, no!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Wow! Look at him!- Oh my goodness!

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- See? That's what drives me mad! - Yeah, no, that's not right.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Part of it's quite impressive, though.

0:21:40 > 0:21:45Has this guy got any friends at all? Like family? Like nobody told him nothing?

0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Can I just say, look how proud he is. - Let's have the next image, shall we?

0:21:49 > 0:21:53AUDIENCE: Oh!

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Is that a heart? He's done a heart on his chest.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59I like to think it's become, like a broken heart,

0:21:59 > 0:22:03because it's got a little bit thicker in the middle there.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Teams, for that all important point,

0:22:06 > 0:22:08do you think the great listeners of Radio 1

0:22:08 > 0:22:11thought manscaping was a good thing or just totally gross,

0:22:11 > 0:22:14- what did we think?- Totally gross.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16- Totally gross.- Totally gross.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19I mean, it's funny, but for all the wrong reasons.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22It's not funny, it's appalling.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26I think they're saying it's all right. Do you guys agree?

0:22:26 > 0:22:27Well, let's find out what they thought.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31The public did decide that manscaping was gross.

0:22:31 > 0:22:36Completely gross! They said no to manscaping!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Ricky's team, you got the point, well done.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42I totally agree with the public that manscaping IS gross,

0:22:42 > 0:22:44so well done the public, you chose right.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47And as much as I hate it, I am kind of like intrigued

0:22:47 > 0:22:50and fascinated by this weird world, so I'm prepared to give it

0:22:50 > 0:22:54another chance, as we play Manscape To Victory!

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Rickie, who will play for your team?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00- Not me!- Mr Joe Lycett.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Joe Lycett. And Melvin? - Rochelle.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07Joe and Rochelle, follow me over to our man-shearing pen.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11APPLAUSE

0:23:17 > 0:23:19You both have until the music stops

0:23:19 > 0:23:22to shear your very own hairy sheep farmer.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26I will award a bonus point for artistic manscaping creativity.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28It's time for my new catchphrase -

0:23:28 > 0:23:31hairy sheep farmers please remove your overalls!

0:23:31 > 0:23:33CHEERING

0:23:35 > 0:23:38It's a good catchphrase.

0:23:38 > 0:23:43It is time to get manscaping.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Take it away, Rochelle is straight in there.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47It's quite the artform.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51You have quite a lot of hair there. Do it slowly.

0:23:51 > 0:23:56- Keep it simple. - It's not coming off.

0:23:56 > 0:24:01Very aggressive, Joe. Let's see what Rochelle's doing over here.

0:24:01 > 0:24:06I can see an outline. Please don't say what I think that is.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09- How much are they paying? - Joe, what the hell are you doing?

0:24:09 > 0:24:13I am trying to shave a man!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Time is up.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20What have you done? Talk us through this piece.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24I've tried to create a bra effect.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27But I got a bit carried away so I've put hair back on.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30It was a regular bra

0:24:30 > 0:24:35but then it became one of those that can go strapless.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39Strap on, strap off, like if you're going to an event in a gown.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42It's lovely. What have you done?

0:24:42 > 0:24:47- Is it a dick? - It's supposed to be you.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53APPLAUSE

0:24:53 > 0:24:55That was supposed to be your quiff.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01- Does it look the same?- Yes! - Don't say yes!

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Well done to Rochelle, she got a point for her team!

0:25:07 > 0:25:09APPLAUSE

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Time now for the sweatbox where you get to help

0:25:19 > 0:25:22members of this very audience with their problems.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25You have to do your best to help them out with advice.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Whoever they think gives the best advice

0:25:27 > 0:25:30wins a point for their team. Are you ready?

0:25:30 > 0:25:32- Are you ready?- We're ready.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Who is first in the sweatbox?

0:25:35 > 0:25:37- Hi.- Hello.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40My name's Sasha and I think my brother's dating me.

0:25:41 > 0:25:45- You know that's illegal, right? - He is not actually dating you.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48He is not dating me, but if I tell you the similarities,

0:25:48 > 0:25:50he might as well be.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54He went to university and met a girl called Sasha,

0:25:54 > 0:25:58and she is blonde and has blue eyes. Kind of flattered.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Similarities started coming out that ended up weird.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Is it only you that finds it weird or does he? Does he like it?

0:26:04 > 0:26:06He's cool with it. It's not an issue for him.

0:26:06 > 0:26:11She is the same dress size as me and drives the same car as me.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14We have a picture of other Sasha.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18- That is a little bit weird. - That is a bit strange.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Going to have to kidnap her or something.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Get rid of her.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25Have sex with your brother.

0:26:27 > 0:26:32Find a boyfriend with the same name as your brother.

0:26:32 > 0:26:33That's good!

0:26:33 > 0:26:36APPLAUSE

0:26:36 > 0:26:41Who do you want to take the advice of? Team Melvin or Team Rickie?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Melvin.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45APPLAUSE

0:26:48 > 0:26:51Who's next in the sweatbox?

0:26:51 > 0:26:52Hi, Nick, my name's Joel

0:26:52 > 0:26:56and I think I am being stalked by my dead neighbour's cat.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Have sex with your brother!

0:27:02 > 0:27:04I moved into a new place in Clapham recently.

0:27:04 > 0:27:09We had a lovely old lady living next door who sadly passed away

0:27:09 > 0:27:12and ever since this cat has been sat on my kitchen windowsill.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16You know what's happened, the woman's dead, that cat's starving.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20It's the woman's cat.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25That's all gone and now he's a bit hungry.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29- Feed the cat.- Or RSPCA.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30RSPCA, yeah.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31Kill the cat.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34I was waiting for that one.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Whose advice would you go for? Kill the cat or RSPCA?

0:27:37 > 0:27:39It will have to be kill the cat.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41APPLAUSE

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Point for Rickie's team.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50That is it. I can reveal that the winners are Rickie's team.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53APPLAUSE

0:27:57 > 0:27:59Thanks to Rickie, Holly Willoughby, and Joe Lycett,

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Melvin, Rochelle and Ricky Norwood.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04This has been Sweat The Small Stuff, I have been Nick Grimshaw.

0:28:04 > 0:28:05Good night.

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