0:00:13 > 0:00:20This programme contains adult humour and some strong language.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Hiya, I am the voice of Nick Grimshaw
0:00:23 > 0:00:25and welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:00:25 > 0:00:29the show that made a big deal about the little things in life.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34Like: Does Rick Edwards like the taste of dog biscuits?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Urgh, gross.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Or: What does Tulisa call her vagina?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41My minky.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45If I had your vagina I'd call it Two-lipsa.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Urgh, really gross.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50And just how much hair can you wax off Union J?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52HE SCREAMS
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Ah, Union J. Not so gross.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02This is Sweat The Small Stuff - the best bits.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Yay!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07So do you think you can tell just by looking at someone's face
0:01:07 > 0:01:11whether or not they have ever eaten food out of a dustbin? Can you tell?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- I reckon so. I reckon we could do it.- Yeah, I think so.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Do you think this is a normal thing?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Do you think people eat out of bins, Molly?
0:01:18 > 0:01:23I have been known to eat out of my own bin purely for the fact of this.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25If I... I live on my own, right?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27So if I order a Chinese takeaway
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I've got to order standard prawn crackers.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Now, I don't want to eat that whole bag of prawn crackers
0:01:33 > 0:01:36cos it's a family size so I eat, you know, a good portion
0:01:36 > 0:01:38and then I put them in the bin in their bag.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42And then - you know how it is - an hour after the Chinese you think,
0:01:42 > 0:01:46"I fancy one of those prawn crackers.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47"I'm going back in."
0:01:47 > 0:01:49"I'm in the bin!"
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Is there anything else you'd eat out of a bin?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Um, well, the reason the prawn cracker's part...
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I'll be honest. A poppadom.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00They're the same family essentially, aren't they?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02The same family, yeah, and they're still...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I'd eat out of your bin any day of the week.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Woah! - AUDIENCE GASPS
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I was talking about a real bin, guys.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10It's not about the girl.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I reckon you've got a clean bin, though.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Molly's got a real clean bin. - I do, yeah.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Well, I thought I'd put this to the test
0:02:21 > 0:02:23so we rounded up some people on the street and ask them,
0:02:23 > 0:02:27"Have you ever eaten food out of a bin?" Melvin, here's one for you.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Hi, my name is Sonia
0:02:28 > 0:02:31and on the quiff of Grimmy I swear I'll tell the truth.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Have you ever eaten food out of a bin?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37She looks like she's about to knock that person out
0:02:37 > 0:02:41that's just asked that. "You stopped me for this shit?"
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Again, though, she's lurking around the bins.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- What are we saying then, guys? - I would say...
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- I think she's going to go with no. - Me too.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- But I don't know if I trust her. - Vanessa, you decide this one.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52- What do you think? Come on.- Oh, no.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- It's like one of those, "No, but, yeah, but, no."- It's no or yeah.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57OK, well, we're going with no.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00You're going no. Vanessa's saying no.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Yes, at work.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- GROANING - What was it?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Water melon?- Why?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Cos it looked good.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Rickie, let's have one for your team. Have a look at this person.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Hi, my name is Stan
0:03:15 > 0:03:19and on the quiff of Grimmy I swear to tell the absolute truth.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21As an adult, have you ever peed in a pool?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Audience, what do we think?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28He looks like he has. He could be a dirty wee-er.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31James, do you piss in pools?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34If I'm really, really bursting I'll do it,
0:03:34 > 0:03:37but the amount of times it takes me to drive to the pool
0:03:37 > 0:03:39and then get changed...
0:03:40 > 0:03:42..get into the pool.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44He's had quite a long life, you know?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46That's out of order, innit?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Cos he's old, he's definitely done it.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Yeah, like he's had enough time to, you know, have to do that.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Yeah, let's find out.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Yes.- When?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Three days ago.- Why?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Because I wanted to. Needs must.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Do you have a name for your privates?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Melvin's team, one for you.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Hello, my name is Yasim
0:04:10 > 0:04:13and I swear on the quiff of Grimmy I will tell the truth.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Do you have a nickname for your private parts?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22No, he's got a nickname. He has to. I pray that he means it.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- OK, they're going yes. - You happy with that?- Come on, son.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Uh, yes.- What is it?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Uh, yes.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- What do you call it?- Uh, yes. Yas.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Yas?- Yas.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38It's called Yas.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46Uh, yes. Uh, yes.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50His name is Yasim, so his man downstairs is called Yas.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52And it says one of the things that have been making you sweat
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- is awkward handshakes. - Uh, yes. I'm really not cool.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Like, not down with the kids. - We know.- Thanks.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00You know you meet someone really cool, like you guys,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02like maybe going for a fist bump,
0:05:02 > 0:05:04and I'm like, not about that sort of thing,
0:05:04 > 0:05:08so I go to shake your hand and you just end up holding their fist.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10And it's awkward and it goes on for a long time
0:05:10 > 0:05:12and it's just really awkward.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I was doing a gig the other week and some guy did an amazing one to me.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Right, go to fist bump. Yeah, sorry.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Get the other hand so we can do it straight on. You ready for this? Go.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Snail.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24APPLAUSE
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Psst. You two. I'm in here.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Look, I'm hiding in here because this week's challenge is so awkward
0:05:32 > 0:05:36I'm actually embarrassed for you. Here are your envelopes.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Open it when you get to the location.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43This is the worst challenge of all time.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Sit down, relax and watch TV with your mother.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14There will be a selection of sexy scenes all the way from kissing...
0:06:14 > 0:06:15..up to full sex?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19The person who lasts the longest wins a point for their team.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Are you kidding?- Full sex?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Nah.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Would you like a cushion or anything?- Yes, please.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33What are we going to watch?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35HE SNIGGERS
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Are you embarrassed by that, Mum?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Nah.- It's all a bit lovey-dovey.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Boring.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Look at that.- Oh, gosh.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51HE SNORTS BACK LAUGHTER
0:06:51 > 0:06:53This happens in real life.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56This is what people are doing right now as we speak.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58HE SNIGGERS
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- All right, OK. OK.- OK.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10MOANING
0:07:11 > 0:07:14You shouldn't be...
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Ooh.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Oh.- Oh, God.- Oh, no!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Oh, my God.- Don't look. - I'm not looking!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Why don't you...? - No, no, I'm not looking.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Why don't you not look?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Oh, my days!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- OK.- Bless.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Are they fighting or something?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Uh, kind of, Mum.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Oh, my goodness. - Melvin, I said don't look at it.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I'm not looking, Mum.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59OK. OK.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, my God.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07- Oh, gosh!- Oh, my God.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh, my God.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Oh!- Oh!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16OK. Time out.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18No, no. No, no, no. I can't do this.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20No, no, no, no, no.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23I'm out. BUZZER SOUNDS
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I will agree to put money towards a kitchen
0:08:25 > 0:08:28if you get through the rest of these videos.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30SHE MUTTERS PRAYER
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Oh, my days. - Why does he call my sister's name?!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40We should probably talk about the things
0:08:40 > 0:08:42that have been annoying you, have been making you sweat.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47You've got a phobia, almost, of tomato ketchup.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Yeah. It's just horrible, innit? Everyone seems to like it.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Catch.- Oh, don't!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54What about if you ate some for a point for your team?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57No, I really... Oh, don't.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01You know, it would be worse...
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- No.- Just a little bit. - I'll do everything else. No.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Even the use of the word condiment.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Urgh! Why?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09If you ask me, I think The Saturdays
0:09:09 > 0:09:11need to start learning to use condiments, love.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Who do you think this man has tattooed on him?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17We're going to give you six names.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Out of these six, which two does he have tattooed upon him?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Is it number one, Jordan.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Lorraine Kelly, Gordon Ramsay,
0:09:25 > 0:09:28the Queen, Justin Bieber or Bruce Forsyth?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Name me two names, Melvin's team.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- We've got to hurry.- The Queen. The Queen and Bruce Forsyth.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39They're saying the Queen and Bruce Forsyth. What do we think?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- We reckon Justin Bieber's definitely one.- Justin Bieber.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Justin Bieber and Lorraine Kelly.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45And you're saying the Queen and Bruce Forsyth.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Can we reveal your celebrity tattoos, please?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Gordon Ramsay.- Gordon Ramsay!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Oh, Uncle Gordon.- And up there...
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Lorraine!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58APPLAUSE
0:10:03 > 0:10:08I love Lorraine on your thigh. It makes my thighs look so boring.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Oh, Lorraine. Why? - I just think she's brilliant.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- She is good, isn't she? - Yeah, fantastic.- And why Gordon?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Was it extra money to get all them wrinkles in?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Now he's had them taken out. - Has he had them out?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Yeah, bastard. Ooh...
0:10:28 > 0:10:31OK, so here we have a super fan of the Saturdays, Adam,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34and a super fan of The Wanted, Georgia.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37So all you have to do is answer questions about your fans
0:10:37 > 0:10:40to get them closer to you. Here are your questions.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42First one is for The Wanted.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Question one, a female fan once hid on your tour bus,
0:10:45 > 0:10:47but where did you find her?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- In the boot.- Where the luggage is.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Yes, Max. The luggage compartment.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59You can take a step forward to The Wanted. There we go.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00A question for The Saturdays.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05What two items did Frankie once receive in the post from a super fan -
0:11:05 > 0:11:10a map and a key, a proposal and a ring, or a love letter and a nose?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- I would say a ring.- I don't know, so...- A ring and a letter.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- You think a proposal and a ring? - Yeah.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- Absolutely correct.- Yes. - Adam, did you send that?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Oh, my God. When he reaches you he is going to rip your faces off.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27OK, you have a celebrity tattooed upon your body.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Could we have a twirl so everyone can see you?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34OK, this man here. Who does he have tattooed upon his body?
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Is it A, Margaret Thatcher in ice cream,
0:11:38 > 0:11:40B, Frankie on a horse,
0:11:40 > 0:11:44or is it C, Lord Alan Sugar under a rainbow?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49I mean, all great options, but who would he have gone for...
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Josh? Who do you reckon he would have gone for?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54I'm at the moment going for Lord Alan Sugar under a rainbow.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57I don't know, he looks like quite a bright, colourful man.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- What do we think? A, B or C? - Margaret Thatcher.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Margaret Thatcher in an ice cream over here. What do we think over there?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I think it's Margaret Thatcher for the irony of it.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06You're both going Thatcher?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09They're both saying Margaret Thatcher in an ice cream cone.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Can we reveal your tattoo? Is it Thatcher in an ice cream cone?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15It is...
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Margaret Thatcher in an ice cream cone!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19APPLAUSE
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Yes, my man! - Why is she in an ice cream cone?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Can I ask one question?- Yeah.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Why?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29For a tribute and I love Mr Whippy ice cream.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Well, there you go.- Oh, perfect! - Thank you so much.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Wait there. Wait there, wait there.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- Oh.- I've got one more thing I need to show you.- OK.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Just before.- OK. - You might...whatever, but...- OK.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Here you go, look.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Oh! Oh, my God.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Oh, my God, that's cool. Wow.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52That's intense.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Wow! Is that real?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Is that actually a real tattoo? - Yeah, man, yeah.- Oh, my God.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- I did it last night. - When did you do it?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- I did it last night.- Last night?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04My face and Margaret Thatcher on his calves.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- James.- All right, mate?
0:13:13 > 0:13:17I have some of your sweats here.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I think we should start with blue tack.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20What's your issue with blue tack?
0:13:20 > 0:13:25I moved into a new flat and the landlord doesn't want us using blue tack,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27which, to begin with, I wasn't bothered with.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I know it's like, you know, you can't put posters up with it.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- What kind of posters do you have? - I don't even have posters.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Which is part of the problem.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40So what do you want to use the blue tack for?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44I want to roll it into sausages and, like, roll it into...
0:13:44 > 0:13:46You can play with blue tack. It's a lot of fun.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Like, you can do the sphere and then if you don't enjoy the sphere
0:13:49 > 0:13:51you switch it up to a sausage,
0:13:51 > 0:13:54but you've got to move your hand accordingly
0:13:54 > 0:13:56as you are doing the sausage, otherwise...
0:13:56 > 0:13:58I know when I was doing that a lot of you were like,
0:13:58 > 0:14:02"That sausage is going to be awfully thin in the middle if you keep that up."
0:14:03 > 0:14:06You should do it so that you get a nice, long, even sausage.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09And then, if you want, you can roll that up into a snail.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I'm not going to buy packs of blue tack
0:14:14 > 0:14:17specifically for my modelling, my hobby, right?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20You don't buy them and play with them straight out the pack,
0:14:20 > 0:14:24so I've got to have other flatmates putting posters up
0:14:24 > 0:14:26so I can scrounge for the blue tack,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29and now that's not an option, so those dreams are over.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34The Saturdays, the fan standing in front of you now is Adam.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39He has spent hours making a beautiful fan book for Una
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- and gave it to Una for her birthday.- Yeah.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45But what did Una do to thank him? Did she, A...
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Why haven't you got ones about the other girls?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Because you have no fans.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50LAUGHTER
0:14:50 > 0:14:54- Did she, A, send him a thank-you tweet?- Right, right.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Did she, B, reply with a personal letter?- Don't fucking know!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Or did she, C, send him a picture of herself reading that book?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Definitely C.- Actually, Una's a coward, she did nowt.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- BUZZER SOUNDS - Ooh!- Oh!
0:15:08 > 0:15:09The Wanted.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Once, a fan threw something on stage.- Oh, yeah...
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- It said, "I love Max" on it. - Yeah, it did. Yeah.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- What was that thing? - Just say it really nicely.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Erm...- What will you do when you get hold of them?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Who knows?- Oh, whoa!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24What are all those knives? Just kidding!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29A fan once threw something onstage that said, "I love Max."
0:15:29 > 0:15:30What was that thing, Max?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33It was a used...
0:15:33 > 0:15:35AUDIENCE GROANS
0:15:35 > 0:15:37..sanitary plug. FURTHER GROANS
0:15:37 > 0:15:41That's absolutely correct. Georgie, you can meet The Wanted!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Time to grope on a rope.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Go on, snog, snog, snog!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52AUDIENCE: Snog, snog!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Yeah! - CHEERING
0:15:54 > 0:15:58On the lips, Max. Wahey!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Who do we think this man has tattooed upon him?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03If you give us a little turn, little spin around.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07OK, there's tattoos there but who does he have tattooed upon him?
0:16:07 > 0:16:12Is it, A, Jack Dee from comedy?
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Is it, B, Michael Ball from musicals?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Or is it, C, Brandon Flowers from The Killers?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Who do we think, Rickie's team?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Yeah, we like the quiff, the quiff going on.
0:16:25 > 0:16:30- You're a Killers kind of guy. - You think C?- We're going to go C.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34- Over here, what are we saying? - Well, he LOOKS like a killer...- Yes!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:16:36 > 0:16:37You're scaring us, bro!
0:16:37 > 0:16:42- But Jamie did point out that he's got dancing shoes on.- Yes.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44So we're going to say Michael Ball.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47You're saying Michael Ball, you're saying C, Brandon Flowers.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51I can reveal that this man has upon his body...
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- All of them. - ..he has absolutely all of them.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- So on there we have... - AUDIENCE SCREAMS
0:16:58 > 0:17:01He has tattooed on his body all of these names.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Colin Farrell, the drummer from Franz Ferdinand.- The drummer, ha ha!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07The singer from Franz Ferdinand, the guitarist, the bass player,
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Kelly Jones, The Edge from U2,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12someone he can't remember the name of,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Brandon Flowers, the singer from The Hives,
0:17:14 > 0:17:16a picture of a famous man he found online,
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Kevin Pietersen, Mark Ronson, Adam Levine, Justin Theroux,
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey, Johnny Depp, Michael Ball,
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Mark Lamarr, Jack Dee,
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Stephen Baldwin, Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Freddie Ljungberg, Eric Hymen, Yonah Griffiths - who's that?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35And probably more as he can't remember who some of them are.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37A round of applause for my favourite guy of all time.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- APPLAUSE - Thank you. That's incredible.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Danny Dyer, it says here you've been sweating
0:17:42 > 0:17:44about this miniature dog, the Chihuahua.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Yeah, I got... HE CLEARS HIS THROAT ..bullied into buying
0:17:47 > 0:17:49a Chihuahua by my daughters.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52They wanted a teacup Chihuahua.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- They're tiny.- There ain't no such thing as a teacup Chihuahua,
0:17:54 > 0:17:57what it is is the runt of the litter, right?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59A little thing sitting in the corner shaking
0:17:59 > 0:18:04with all piss coming out of its eyes. LAUGHTER
0:18:04 > 0:18:08There's a geezer over the park with a Frisbee, with a big red setter dog,
0:18:08 > 0:18:10chucking his Frisbee, the dog's catching it and all that.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I'm walking along.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15My dog's a bit cold, his jumper ain't thick enough.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- What, has he got a name? - He's called Dodger!
0:18:21 > 0:18:22LAUGHTER
0:18:33 > 0:18:36This is worth one point.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37ECHOES: Point, point, point...
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I'm bringing my A game today. It's challenge time.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Oh, my God, I'm excited, let's do it!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Let's make this challenge happen.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47It's this way.
0:18:48 > 0:18:53"Ask someone what floor they want and get it wrong five times."
0:18:53 > 0:18:58- Which floor do you need, mate? - P2, please.- P2. P...three?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Two. This one here.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05- P1?- No, P2. - P4's up there, though.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06BEEP
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- I'll just press both because I'll just...- Or it could be P4.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11It's a good one that, it's a good one.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14I think it's this one.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15All right, see you later.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18RICKIE LAUGHS
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- What floor do you want?- P1. - Lower ground?- P1, this is going up.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Four?- This is going up.- Oh, three. Do you want two?- P1.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- You want one?- One, yeah. - Oh, you want one?- Yeah.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Not ground floor then? - No!- Oh, P1.- Yeah.- Right.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33No problem, sorry.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40"Get someone to hold your hand." Nice one.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46This lift goes fast, by the way. It's a fast one.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51- I get really scared of lifts. Could you hold my hand?- No.- OK.
0:19:54 > 0:19:59"Invade somebody's personal space. Stand no less than one foot away."
0:19:59 > 0:20:00What?!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:20:18 > 0:20:20"Announce that you've farted
0:20:20 > 0:20:24"and get someone to step away from the danger zone."
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Whoo! Whoa, sugar!
0:20:29 > 0:20:33I just farted. Oh! I would...
0:20:33 > 0:20:35You might want to go over there,
0:20:35 > 0:20:37it smells a little bit like egg mixed in with broccoli.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Oh, man! Can you not smell that?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Stinks!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Oh, no.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Sorry, I had a lot of bacon today. you might want to move.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59It's an eggy one. Sorry, guys. It's a strong one today.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Let's do one for your team, let's have this next person, please.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Have they done it in a park? - Hi, my name is Mo.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11On the quiff of Grimmer, I swear to tell the absolute truth.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Have you ever had sex in a park?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- AUDIENCE LAUGHS - Yeah!
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- What a face! - It's the way that he licked his lips.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- He had sex in a park yesterday. - Yeah!- Do you reckon, yes?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Yeah, this dude has blatantly had sex in a park.- Think so?
0:21:27 > 0:21:28You're a professional, you should know.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I think he's about to say, "not yet." I think not yet.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You think "not yet", interesting angle.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- Frankie, you're saying...? - He looks like the kind of guy, even if he hadn't, he'd be, "Yep."
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- "Yeah, loads."- What are we saying? - What do you all think?
0:21:40 > 0:21:42AUDIENCE: Yes.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- They're all, like, "Yes." - Let's say yes.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48They're being bullied by the audience into saying yes.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Think about that one. No.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Not yet, anyway.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55AUDIENCE WHOOPS
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Not yet!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58We'll start with your team, Rickie.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Let's have a look at our first victim on the street.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Have they ever eaten out of a bin? - All right.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Hi, my name is Simon, I swear on the quiff of Grimmy
0:22:07 > 0:22:08to tell the whole truth.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Have you ever eaten food out of a bin?
0:22:12 > 0:22:16- What do you think?- I definitely think he does.- All right.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18The thing is, there's bins in the background,
0:22:18 > 0:22:20he's probably eaten from there.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22He looks like he eats out of a bin, gets dressed out of a bin,
0:22:22 > 0:22:24washes in a bin.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27They're saying yes, let's find out.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- Yes.- What?- Chips.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31LAUGHTER
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Standard!
0:22:33 > 0:22:37You two, get ready to make some noise. OK, hold onto that.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I'll hold onto there.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43OK. I'll join Frankie in our lounge. Put your glasses on, have a listen.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Frankie, think about it. Ready? - Are you trying to hear it through me? - Yeah.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- Oh. Oh, yeah.- Ah!- That's it.
0:22:52 > 0:22:57You and Wayne would probably not do this because you'd hate it.
0:22:57 > 0:23:02- Oh, oh, is it ketchup?- Yeah!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Oh, my God! SHE QUIVERS
0:23:05 > 0:23:09It reminds me of, like, dirty little children with it round their mouth.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- Dirty little children? - I can smell it.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16You need to go to therapy, Frankie!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Get ready to play, I think, the best game ever...
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Not ever, it's not better than Monopoly.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Second best game ever - Hollywood Icons.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Melvin, your team is up first.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- On the screen are some movie categories.- Chick flick, please.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37We're going for chick flick.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41Shitty dancy lady, but what's the film?
0:23:41 > 0:23:45- Dirty Dancing?- You're saying Dirty Dancing, it's Dirty Dancing!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Shitty dancy lady, ha ha!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50APPLAUSE
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- I love this game. - Your team's up next.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Which category do you want?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Do you want drama, romance, babies... Oh no, kids' films.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Babies! ..action or blockbusters?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04I think we'll go romance, right? Romance.
0:24:04 > 0:24:11Very romantic. Look at the image. Let's go romance. What is this?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Any ideas?- I thought I had it until I saw the tent.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16What's the tent about? I don't get the tent.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- A lot happens in the tent. - Oh, right.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Yeah, the tent's key. - Is it...? Go on.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25"I have a romance in the hills." It's that one, isn't it?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27What's the name of that movie?
0:24:27 > 0:24:31- Is it Brokeback Mountain? - It's Brokeback Mountain!
0:24:31 > 0:24:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Rochelle, Melvin and Aston, do you want one?- Yes, please.- Yeah.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Yeah! What do you want to go for? - I say kids' movie.- Kids, yeah.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Kids?- Yeah.- Kids' movie.
0:24:44 > 0:24:49- Is that supposed to be a city? Babe: Pig In The City. - Babe: Pig In The City?
0:24:49 > 0:24:54- Oh, my God I love that film. - Don't cry, Rochelle!- Is it Babe?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- I've never seen this one. - Oh, it's great.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00It's really good, it's about a pig that's in a city.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01It's really good.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04It is in fact, Babe: Pig In The City.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Una, I want to talk to you about some of your sweats.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12- Right, OK.- One of the things you've been sweating about is...
0:25:12 > 0:25:17- The number two.- Literally, yeah.- In public...- Yes.- ..places, obviously.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Well, toilets, public toilets.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23You know when you go in, "Is the coast clear? Right, OK. It's grand."
0:25:23 > 0:25:25The next thing, a person comes in, you're like, "Oh, no."
0:25:25 > 0:25:29It's just about to come out so you have to...
0:25:29 > 0:25:32The noise, you get so nervous they'll hear the noise.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- I've got a solution that I have tried myself.- Go on.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37It's the...I call it the poo hammock.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41What you do is you get a load of toilet roll and fold it up
0:25:41 > 0:25:43- so you've got three or four thicknesses.- OK.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Concertina.- Then you just have it as a...
0:25:46 > 0:25:51Then you put it underneath and then gradually lower the...
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- You know when you see a whale getting transported from SeaWorld? - Yeah!
0:25:55 > 0:25:59So then very slowly into the basin. And that is a silent entry.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I could be taking that to Dragons' Den.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03APPLAUSE
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Who is first in the Sweat Box? - Hi, I'm Claire.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08- ALL: Hi, Claire. - Hi, Claire.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10What's your sweat?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Am I too old...- No!- ..to be obsessed with a boy band?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- How old are you?- I'm 32.- No.- No.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- Who are the boy band? - It's One Direction.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- CHEERING - Never too old.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I think Harry's had great taste so far
0:26:24 > 0:26:27and you're younger than some of the girls
0:26:27 > 0:26:30that Harry's been with from One Direction so...
0:26:30 > 0:26:33I mean, talking...I'm looking at you now and I...would.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Easy, Max!
0:26:36 > 0:26:40No, I definitely think that...yeah.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44Claire, when you say obsessed, what do you mean by obsessed? Would you lick their face?
0:26:44 > 0:26:48- I'd probably lick their face. - OK.- And who's your favourite?
0:26:48 > 0:26:52- Louis is my favourite. - Well, you could have Louis maybe
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- or you could have Max right now. - Let's go for it!
0:26:56 > 0:27:01- Oh, my God! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Oh, my...!
0:27:03 > 0:27:05LAUGHTER
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Whoo!
0:27:11 > 0:27:15You've cured her, praise be to Jesus!
0:27:15 > 0:27:20Or, would you like to be a lesbian with The Saturdays?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I'm happy with that as well, yeah!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24WHOOPING
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Come on, come on, get down there, get down there!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- OK.- Come on!- Who are you going to give a point to?
0:27:45 > 0:27:48- Boy band or lesbians?- Sorry, ooh... - Lezzers!
0:27:48 > 0:27:52- I think I'll go for the lesbians. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:52 > 0:27:54This has been Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57I have been Nick Grimshaw, good night.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59I will see you next series, bye-bye!
0:27:59 > 0:28:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd