0:00:18 > 0:00:21This programme contains some strong language and adult humour.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Hello, I'm Nick Grimshaw, and welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hello, everyone! Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40the show that makes a big deal about the little things in life.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Because the little things really are worth sweating about.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47You know, I've been seeing a lot on Syria on the news.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50I'm much more interested in seeing Suri Cruise.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53She's got her own fashion line. Seven years old.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56And I care about this stuff because it is worth sweating about.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00But I cannot sweat alone. So shall we meet our team captains?
0:01:00 > 0:01:01AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04That's right, it's the urban Mel and Sue,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07the hip-hop Jedward, or as they like to market themselves,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09the R&B Chuckle Brothers.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12It's Rickie Haywood-Williams and Melvin Odoom!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- You won last week.- Yes, I did.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- So, one-all now. - I need to win this, Grimmy.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22This is all I've got. I need this.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Rickie's got his good looks. But this is all I have.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26AUDIENCE: Aww!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Don't give me that! He's going for the sympathy vote!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- Don't believe him! - Do you want this more than him?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I'm going to crush him this week, I think.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Well, let's meet the teams who are playing this evening.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37On Rickie's team this evening is an actress who's sweating it,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39because the last thing she remembers
0:01:39 > 0:01:41is being in Vin Diesel's hotel room last night,
0:01:41 > 0:01:42and that's a true story.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45It's Jaime Winstone!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:48 > 0:01:51And joining them, a young comedian who's sweating it
0:01:51 > 0:01:53because the rule is, whenever there's another man
0:01:53 > 0:01:56in the room with an amazing quiff, I have to castrate them.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- LAUGHTER - It's Joel Dommett!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Over on Melvin's team we have a soon-to-be mother
0:02:05 > 0:02:08who's sweating it because there's a very good chance
0:02:08 > 0:02:10she'll give birth before the end of the show,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13and she really does not want Melvin Odoom's face
0:02:13 > 0:02:15to be the first thing that her baby sees.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19It might turn to stone! She's made it to show three, everybody!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- It's Rochelle Humes!- Just!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:26 > 0:02:28It's a lovely little face!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31And joining them, we have a TV personality who is sweating it
0:02:31 > 0:02:35because Louis Spence is suing him for stealing his career path.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37It's Rylan!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Hi, guys!
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Good teams this week. How are we all? Are we all OK?
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Are you OK, Rochelle?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47You just make me laugh when you ask me that!
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Don't worry, I'm trying not to do it here!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51We've taken precautions, though.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52- You have?- We've got a midwife.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55There she is. A midwife on hand.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- We've got an ambulance and all that just outside.- Oh, no!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- If you need them. - You're not serious, are you?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Yes, that's outside!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04It's costing taxpayers money. An absolute fortune.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06LAUGHTER
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Also here, Jaime Winstone, everybody!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:03:12 > 0:03:13- You all right?- Very well.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'm very excited to be here.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16It's going to be fun.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18True story, that. Jaime Winstone said,
0:03:18 > 0:03:20"Oh, all I remember from last night
0:03:20 > 0:03:22"is being in Vin Diesel's hotel room."
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Now, it's... - How IS Vin Diesel?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Shut up, Grimmy!- Explain!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30He's very well! No, we met him having a few drinks last night
0:03:30 > 0:03:32and, yeah, it was nice.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35My AND my boyfriend ended up with Vin...
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Ooh, very modern!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40He's a very modern man, is Vin Diesel!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43No, he's a very lovely guy. It was very nice. Very nice evening.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45What's been making you sweat, Jaime?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Because it says on here, "LOL."
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Why has LOL been making you sweat?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51It just really gets under my skin.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54You "LOL" all the time, and it's really irritating.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- What do you mean? - "LOL! LOLS off! LOLS off!"
0:03:57 > 0:04:00It's like, just laugh out loud! Just laugh!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Oh, is it when people say it, or when they write it?- Both!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- I just think it's really stupid. - LOL.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07LAUGHTER
0:04:07 > 0:04:09See what I mean? "LOLS! LOLS!"
0:04:09 > 0:04:11It's just, like, no! Just laugh!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Sometimes, you can't ROFL, cos the carpet's dirty.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16LAUGHTER So you've got to say, "ROFL."
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- It is a nightmare sometimes.- Yeah!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21I'm not ROFL-ing on that, so, like, ROFL.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24I don't want to roll on the... Where did T go, in ROFL?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27"Roll On THE Floor Laughing?" Who dropped the T?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh, is that what that means?!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Yeah! What did you think it meant? - I thought...oh, God!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- LAUGHTER - No, Rylan, we need to know.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37No, I don't know, but whenever I used to see it,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I used to think, "Who's Rolf?"
0:04:39 > 0:04:41LAUGHTER
0:04:41 > 0:04:45APPLAUSE
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Everybody knew Rolf, but nobody could spell his name?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Yeah! And it used to wind me up, because I used to think,
0:04:51 > 0:04:53"That's not how you spell it!"
0:04:54 > 0:04:57OK, it's time for round one. Are you ready, teams?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- ALL: Yeah! - Yes, they are ready. They are hyped.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Now, Rickie, this week, this round it's all about one of your Sweats.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04It is about one of my Sweats.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06It's about, like, if you leave your phone somewhere,
0:05:06 > 0:05:10and then somebody goes through your phone without getting permission from you.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Especially if it's your partner or somebody you're dating.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14It's not very cool, is it?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16What's on your phone that's so incriminating?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- Why would you be angered? - Just naughty photos.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Of you?!- Some are of me.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Where is your phone? - LAUGHTER
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- I tried to take a picture of...that before, and it doesn't work out.- Why?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Because you've got to, you know, you're trying to get the right angle,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35and at the same time, you're trying to keep it going.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37You're like, "OK, ohh! Ohh!"
0:05:37 > 0:05:39You're like, "Which filter do I put on?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42"Oh, God! It's gone again! It's gone again!"
0:05:42 > 0:05:44When I look through a friend's phone, I just think,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47"I want to send an awful text message to somebody."
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Or do, like, a tweet or something.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- That's how I found out that my ex was cheating on me.- Oh, really?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Yeah, and it was when the iPhone just came out,
0:05:55 > 0:05:56and I'd just got one and he'd just got one,
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- and he was in panto. He was Aladdin. - LAUGHTER
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Trust me, it gets so much better. Wait.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04He was like, "You've got an iPhone as well!"
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I was like, "Yeah, I got it yesterday."
0:06:06 > 0:06:08And he went and made a cup of tea, so I was having a look,
0:06:08 > 0:06:09and then it just popped up...
0:06:09 > 0:06:12"Oh, my God! Is he yours? I feel really bad now."
0:06:12 > 0:06:14So I was like, "What?"
0:06:14 > 0:06:17And it said, "Slide to read."
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You slide to read, do you know what I mean?!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22So I slid to read, and...
0:06:22 > 0:06:24You slid to read!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Yeah, I slid to read,
0:06:27 > 0:06:29and it turns out, he was fucking Jafar.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31GASPS AND LAUGHTER
0:06:31 > 0:06:33APPLAUSE
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Oh, no!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Well, we did some research,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41and found a very tiny story that says the majority of love cheats
0:06:41 > 0:06:44are found out by their partner going through their phones.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48So, teams, do you think that you can tell just by looking at someone
0:06:48 > 0:06:52if they are the phone snooper type? Rochelle, what do you think?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Do you think you could see it in someone's face?- I don't know.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58See, I think people would think that I would do it, but I don't.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- I think you would!- I know, see? I've got that air about me.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Rickie's team, what do you think?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Jaime reckons she would know someone straightaway.- Yeah, I think so.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I think there's something a bit witchy about Jaime.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- LAUGHTER - She's like a mad science witch!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Well, I thought we'd put this to the test,
0:07:13 > 0:07:15so we rounded some people up on the street
0:07:15 > 0:07:18and asked them, "Have you ever gone through your partner's phone?"
0:07:18 > 0:07:19The way this is going to work,
0:07:19 > 0:07:23we'll see the person swear on this, The Quiff Of Me.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26The youths of Britain regard this as somewhat of like
0:07:26 > 0:07:27a Bible of the modern age.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- It's like a hairy Bible. LOL! - LAUGHTER
0:07:31 > 0:07:35We got them to swear on this to tell the absolute truth, and all you have
0:07:35 > 0:07:39to do is decide if they are indeed an evil, devious, phone snooper.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41We're going to start with your team, Rickie.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44First one, please. Are they a snooper?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Hi, my name is Hannah, and on The Quiff Of Grimmy,
0:07:47 > 0:07:48I promise to tell the truth.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Have you ever gone through your partner's phone?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52ALL: Ooh!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54What do you think, guys?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57I don't know, she looks pretty confident. Was she Aussie as well?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Did I hear an accent?- I think so.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Definitely, then! Definitely! - Definitely!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- You're saying yes?- We're saying yes. I reckon we're saying yes.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Let's find out.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Yes.- Why?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Because I was a paranoid psycho!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12SHE LAUGHS
0:08:12 > 0:08:15APPLAUSE
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- OK, Melvin's team. One for you.- OK.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Hi, I'm Lauren. This is my boyfriend, James.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24And on The Quiff Of Grimmy, we swear to tell the truth.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Have you ever gone through your partner's phone?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29LAUGHTER
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Yes!- I reckon she has,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34they then have a bitch fight in the street,
0:08:34 > 0:08:36he then throws the quiff at her,
0:08:36 > 0:08:40she then takes the scarf and lassos him with it,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42he starts crying, they kiss and make up,
0:08:42 > 0:08:45and then they get rid of their phones and live in a field.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Let's find out if that's the answer!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49- Yes!- James's?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Yes.- Why?- Erm...
0:08:51 > 0:08:54SHE LAUGHS For a few reasons.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58ROCHELLE: Oh, no!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01The awkward journey home!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Thank you for playing On The Quiff Of Grimmy!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:09:07 > 0:09:09It says here, Joel Dommett,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12that you have been irritated by air fresheners? Pray tell.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, I bought an air freshener the other day
0:09:15 > 0:09:16because I was forced to.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18My flatmate was like, "You need to get an air freshener,"
0:09:18 > 0:09:20and I don't know if anyone's seen this one,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23but it is the best thing that I have ever seen in my life.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25The first incredible feature of this air freshener
0:09:25 > 0:09:28is when you walk past it, it's got an infrared sensor on it,
0:09:28 > 0:09:29so it goes, "Pssst!"
0:09:31 > 0:09:33And fragrances your calf muscles, right.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Second incredible feature of this air freshener,
0:09:36 > 0:09:39it is disguised as a stone!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41LAUGHTER
0:09:41 > 0:09:43As soon as I put it in my hallway, I was like,
0:09:43 > 0:09:45"Well, this doesn't go at all."
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Why would they make it dressed as a stone? What's the point?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50It just looks weird in my hallway.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53So I went outside and I got some real stones and I put it around it.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Now I've got a rockery in the hallway.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57LAUGHTER
0:09:57 > 0:10:00OK, time now for Round Two.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03We have been asking our viewers what things
0:10:03 > 0:10:04they have been sweating about.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Now, admittedly, an awful lot of the Sweats were foul.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Luckily, there was at least one broadcastable
0:10:10 > 0:10:12comment and Sweat amongst the people of Britain.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17So I'm going to give both teams a clue as to what that Sweat was.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20And this week, the clue is in glorious 3-D.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Teams, if you'd like to put on your 3-D glasses that you'll
0:10:22 > 0:10:25find in front of you. Check they're working,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- once you've got your 3-D glasses on. Are you ready?- Yeah.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30LAUGHTER
0:10:30 > 0:10:32BOTH: Wow!
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Yeah!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36LAUGHTER
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Whoa!
0:10:37 > 0:10:40LAUGHTER
0:10:40 > 0:10:42It's like Avatar!
0:10:42 > 0:10:43OK, teams.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46What is it about this
0:10:46 > 0:10:48that our viewers have been sweating about?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52MUSIC: "20th Century Fox Fanfare" by Alfred Newman
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Eeurgh, it's sour!
0:11:04 > 0:11:05LAUGHTER
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Any ideas what the audience could be sweating about from that incredible clue?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12What was it? A sweet?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15It was a sweet in my mouth with a film soundtrack. This might help.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17SHOPPING TILL DINGS
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Yeah, that really helped.- Yeah.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21LAUGHTER
0:11:21 > 0:11:23You'd tell us if we looked like pricks, right?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25LAUGHTER
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- Do you have any more clues?- No.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Can I have a sweet?- No.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31So it's about sweets and films.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33It is something about sweets and films.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34The price of sweets?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36The price of sweets in cinema.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38You're absolutely correct!
0:11:38 > 0:11:41The great British public have been sweating about very expensive
0:11:41 > 0:11:43pick and mix at cinemas.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46And the public are right.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Pick and mix are insanely expensive and the real Sweat is that it's
0:11:49 > 0:11:52so expensive that people are turning to a life of crime.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56I recently had to remortgage my own house after
0:11:56 > 0:11:58a binge at the Swiss Cottage IMAX
0:11:58 > 0:12:00going to see Iron Man 3.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04The team have done some extensive research and discovered I'm not
0:12:04 > 0:12:07the only one who likes to exercise the "try before you buy" technique.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11Do you ever do that? Do you ever go and have a little one?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Yeah.- I carry the box, "One for the box, some for me!"
0:12:15 > 0:12:17LAUGHTER
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Do remember, of course, that stealing is bad and wrong,
0:12:20 > 0:12:21especially if you get caught.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Pick and mix theft is a gateway to a life of dark and dangerous crime.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29One day you're stealing strawberry laces in Swiss Cottage,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32the next you're trafficking humans across the border.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35It's a slippery slope.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Leads us to our next game, Pick And Nick It.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41CHEERING
0:12:47 > 0:12:50OK, Jaime and Rylan, right here we have our very own
0:12:50 > 0:12:53pick and mix counter, complete with usher.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- How are you? - DEEP VOICE:- I'm fine, Mr Grimshaw.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58AUDIENCE: Wooo!
0:12:58 > 0:13:02I am just an ordinary usher in an extraordinary situation.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It's the movie guy from the films!
0:13:05 > 0:13:07The cinema voice-over man!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09APPLAUSE
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Are you the actual guy who does the films?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Yeah, my name is Redd Pepper, I do movie trailers
0:13:13 > 0:13:17and television adverts and "Coming soon, one man in a world..."
0:13:17 > 0:13:19That's what I do.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Can you say our names?- Yeah.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Can you say "Rylan - The Musical."
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Rylan - The Musical.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27AUDIENCE: Wooo!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31LAUGHTER
0:13:33 > 0:13:38Could we have "Jaime Winstone stars with Vin Diesel"?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42How about Vin Diesel, Jaime Winstone
0:13:42 > 0:13:44as one.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Coming soon!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48LAUGHTER
0:13:48 > 0:13:51APPLAUSE
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- I love Redd Pepper!- So intense!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Usher, please can you reveal the sweets?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Indeed.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03OK, Jaime and Rylan, in front of you each is a pile,
0:14:03 > 0:14:05£15 pile of pick and mix.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08What have we got there, Redd Pepper?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10We have Cornish dairy fudge,
0:14:10 > 0:14:14mice, foam banana.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16This is the sexiest sweetshop ever.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18LAUGHTER
0:14:18 > 0:14:21How about...jelly bears?
0:14:21 > 0:14:22LAUGHTER
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Enough, enough, Redd Pepper!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Jaime and Rylan, you have until the music stops to stuff as many
0:14:30 > 0:14:33sweets as you can into your mouths.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37The person whose pile costs least at the end will win
0:14:37 > 0:14:39a point for their team. OK?
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- This is all about tactics, Jaime.- OK...- What?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46So we're eating it, or we're just filling our mouths?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48You can fill or swallow.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49LAUGHTER
0:14:49 > 0:14:51What did you do last night?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53LAUGHTER
0:14:53 > 0:14:56APPLAUSE
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- OK, Jaime, are you ready?- I'm ready!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Rylan, are you ready?- Yeah.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03OK, let's do this!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Eat those sweets!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Here we go!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Jaime's taking it slow.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15There's more time.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Go for loads of light things.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I think Jaime Winstone's going to barf.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Rylan trying to get them in.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Go one, Jaime! Three, two, one!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28OK, stop! Time is up!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31CHEERING
0:15:31 > 0:15:33OK.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Usher...
0:15:37 > 0:15:38RYLAN BURPS
0:15:38 > 0:15:41LAUGHTER
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Usher, how did Rylan do?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Rylan has...
0:15:45 > 0:15:48LAUGHTER
0:15:51 > 0:15:52Rylan has...
0:15:52 > 0:15:55..£7.60 left of sweets.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58OK, £7.60 Rylan's got it down to!
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Jaime got it down to...
0:16:01 > 0:16:03£6.25!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Jaime Winstone is the winner!
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Yes, Jaime!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09APPLAUSE
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Don't worry, Ry.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Thank you, Redd and thank you for playing Pick And Nick It!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18CHEERING
0:16:23 > 0:16:28OK, time now for Rickie and Melvin - The Challenges.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32And this week's Sweat is all about spoilt celebrities
0:16:32 > 0:16:34and their diva demands.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Rochelle.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37LAUGHTER
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Rickie, how do you think you got on with this?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Last week was really hard. I think I did all right this week.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- Did all right?- I think so.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Pretending to be a diva was fine for you?- It was easy.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Melvin, do you think you've won this challenge?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51No, but it was a lot of fun.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52LAUGHTER
0:16:52 > 0:16:54OK, let's find out how they got on as we play
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Rickie and Melvin - The Challenges.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59APPLAUSE
0:17:01 > 0:17:03- Psst, down here. Hi, guys.- Hello.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Sorry we had to meet here again.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Right, this week's challenge is all about celebrity divas,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10when celebrities turn into spoilt eight-year-olds just
0:17:10 > 0:17:12because they're famous.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Well, this week I'm going to transform you into those
0:17:14 > 0:17:16celebrity divas.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20I have your tasks here in gold envelopes.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21OK, go and do it. Bye!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Oh, before you go, will you get me some toilet roll?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27But black toilet roll. I don't do white toilet roll.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38We could get punched today.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39That one point is mine.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42You know I'm going to win this.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I am so ready.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49LAUGHTER
0:17:51 > 0:17:53"Celebs rarely pay for stuff.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56"Blag yourself a free gift." Nice one.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59You all right?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Don't want to make a big deal out of this.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04As you know, I'm a big celebrity.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06How about two char chars for free? Yeah?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I'm Melvin Odoom, though.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Your choice.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Hey, fellas! How are you doing?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Rickie Haywood-Williams.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Who's got my free fish?
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Free fish?
0:18:23 > 0:18:24What?
0:18:26 > 0:18:30"Convince someone you're being followed by paparazzi." What?
0:18:30 > 0:18:35You're a lazy celeb. Get someone to carry you across the road.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37LAUGHTER
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Excuse me. Finally, someone who looks like they can help me.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I'm trying to get to that coffee shop over there.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Excuse me.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46You know it's me, right?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Don't make it obvious.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51There's a guy behind you, I think he's paparazzi.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54And I can't afford to get pictured again.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Could you just give me a piggyback over there?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I'm not heavy.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I haven't even eaten today.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Can you just shield me with your jacket just across the road?
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Is that cool? Mind the road, mind the road, mind the road.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09APPLAUSE
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Get your own VIP area in a restaurant.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Get someone to stir your coffee in an anticlockwise direction.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Hi.- Hi.- Don't make it look like you recognise me or anything.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Would it be OK to kind of cordon off an area for me?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I've got a rope.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41And if you cordon it off for me...
0:19:41 > 0:19:44We don't have anything like that.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45You don't know who I am?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Really?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Excuse me. Don't make a big deal out of it,
0:19:50 > 0:19:53but could you possibly stir my drink for me?
0:19:53 > 0:19:57It's Melvin Odoom. He doesn't stir his drink. It's getting cool.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58It's got to be at room temperature.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00No, no. Anticlockwise.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:20:02 > 0:20:05You can sell that online. Get some money for it, girl.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10APPLAUSE
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Well done, Rickie and Melvin.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17However, the point goes to Melvin's team!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19APPLAUSE
0:20:22 > 0:20:24What's been making you sweat, Rylan?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26It says on this card here,
0:20:26 > 0:20:30a T-shirt on a tall boy makes you sweat. Why?
0:20:30 > 0:20:31I didn't mean it like that.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I think she just got the wrong end of the stick on the phone.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36LAUGHTER
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Explain why. Explain.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Obviously, I'm six foot five, so...
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Why are you complaining about your height?- Don't mind me.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48- You will grow, I promise you. - Don't say that next to Melvin!
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Can we get you to stand up? Because Melvin and Rylan...
0:20:52 > 0:20:53AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Look at that.- I wish I was your height, man.- No, do you know what?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59I'm happy that I'm tall, but when I go shopping, obviously,
0:20:59 > 0:21:02because I'm quite slim, I'm a small or an extra-small in size,
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- but that means that when I stand up properly.... - LAUGHTER
0:21:06 > 0:21:08It comes up there and I'm like wearing a belly top.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Right, teams, the next round is The Big Little Question.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Last week I asked my Radio 1 breakfast show listeners
0:21:15 > 0:21:18the biggest little question that we've been sweating about
0:21:18 > 0:21:22this week, and this is something I think that everyone can relate to.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24We were inundated with texts about this, almost harassed.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I asked the question,
0:21:26 > 0:21:30"What are the top three ways to be annoying online?"
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I have three envelopes here. One, two, three.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Each of these envelopes contains one of the top three answers
0:21:36 > 0:21:38for ways to be annoying online.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41To win a point, one member of each team must select an envelope.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45If they're brave enough to post whatever is in that envelope online,
0:21:45 > 0:21:48they will win one glorious point for their team.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Do we want to do this?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Yeah, let's do it. - OK. Let's do this.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Rickie, which envelope would your team like?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Let's go number three. - OK, this is for you.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03What is in there for a bonus point for your team,
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- to embarrass yourself online? - THEY LAUGH
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Make sure you show it, please, to the camera, so we all know.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13APPLAUSE
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Rylan...
0:22:15 > 0:22:18I'll only do it if you do the third one for me.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20- OK.- Is that fair? - Well, it's bullying.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23LAUGHTER
0:22:23 > 0:22:26OK, well, you've got to do the topless selfie before I do this.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- Right now, yeah?- Right now.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- OK, what, just get...- Get it out!
0:22:30 > 0:22:31If you want...
0:22:31 > 0:22:33APPLAUSE
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Listen. I need help. I need help. Rylan, you're a model.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Come and give me some help.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43APPLAUSE
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Listen, you've got to do it with me. You got to do it with me.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49He just wants to undress you, Rickie. That's what's happening here.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50I'm not ready for this.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- Joel, you sit down. - Let me just get out of the way.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54SCREAMING FROM AUDIENCE
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Look at that.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Rickie is tensing, so hard. - Shut up, Rochelle!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00I so am.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- OK, you two ready? - RYLAN:- Ready.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I've not got a body like that, as we all know.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- RICKIE:- You've got to show a bit as well.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Oh!- Oh, my God.- Oh, no, this is so embarrassing. You go.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12This is so gay.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13- Rickie's a pro.- Done.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15There we go. It's done, everybody.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17APPLAUSE
0:23:17 > 0:23:20APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Too much, Rylan. Too much.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Can we see the picture, please, Rickie on camera one?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- LAUGHTER - Oh my God.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29APPLAUSE
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Right, we're going to post that online now. That is online.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34You can go and see that right now.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Right, what do you want? One or two?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- Please can we have one?- Here you go.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40- Oh, sorry!- Aargh!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42LAUGHTER
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Maybe that started the birth! Who's going to do it from your team?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Ohhh.- Who's going to do it? - Lovey Dovey.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- For Rochelle, I think.- Oh, Rochelle, you've got to do this.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- You have to do this. - Melvin is going to think he's...
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Count his lucky stars at the minute! - You don't have to do it to Marvin.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Why don't you do another one? - To who?!
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Like that little 'un. Aston.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04LAUGHTER
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Tweet Aston, just being like, "I love you baby. I miss you."
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Do you know how much hate I'm going to get from JLS fans?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14- It'll be worth it for a laugh. - What do you want me to say?
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Just put... "Do you ever feel like you chose the wrong one out of the lot?"
0:24:18 > 0:24:20LAUGHTER
0:24:20 > 0:24:21- I can't!- You can!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26- I think that's sweet.- Kiss kiss kiss.- "Do you ever feel like...."
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- No, just one kiss.- No, at least six.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31LAUGHTER
0:24:31 > 0:24:34It's got to be more than one, so he'll know you're serious.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36"..you chose the wrong one."
0:24:36 > 0:24:37- Perfect.- That's nice.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Oh, my God. That's going.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Well done, Rochelle. That will go online...
0:24:44 > 0:24:46now, for a point for your team. It's online!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48APPLAUSE
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- That means I've got to do the third one?- Yes.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54You definitely have to after I've done that.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Humble Brag. I hate a Humble Brag.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I hate it. OK, where's my phone?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01OK, why don't I say...
0:25:01 > 0:25:05"I'm so sick of people telling me...
0:25:06 > 0:25:08"..how fresh I look...
0:25:08 > 0:25:10LAUGHTER
0:25:10 > 0:25:11"..after presenting...
0:25:13 > 0:25:14"..a national breakfast show..."
0:25:17 > 0:25:20"..and a BBC Three panel show."
0:25:20 > 0:25:21LAUGHTER
0:25:21 > 0:25:23"I've got good genes. Sue me."
0:25:23 > 0:25:25LAUGHTER
0:25:25 > 0:25:28That is literally the worst Tweet of all time.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30That is awful.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32It's making me angry.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33I want to unfollow myself.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- I'm going to re-Tweet it!- Here we go.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38And that is going online....
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Now! What am I doing this for?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42I don't even have a point!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- LAUGHTER - I'm just being a dick.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46LAUGHTER
0:25:46 > 0:25:49OK, well done, teams. That's incredible work.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50APPLAUSE
0:25:52 > 0:25:54OK, time now for the Sweatbox,
0:25:54 > 0:25:56where you get to actually help members of this very audience
0:25:56 > 0:26:00who will tell you what small thing they have been sweating about.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Do your best to help them out with advice,
0:26:02 > 0:26:05and whichever team they decide has given them the most help
0:26:05 > 0:26:07will get the point. Are you ready, teams?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Yes.- Yes, we are.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Good. Who's in the Sweatbox?
0:26:10 > 0:26:15- Hi, I'm Lorette.- what have you been sweating about, Lorette?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Well, my boyfriend is a massive crybaby.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19- Oh, no!- Oh, no.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Why is he crying?
0:26:22 > 0:26:23He does this thing where,
0:26:23 > 0:26:26when he sees roadkill on the side of the road,
0:26:26 > 0:26:29he prays in his head in the hope that it goes to heaven.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Oh, my God! Every time I see a dead fox
0:26:32 > 0:26:34or dead whatever, I'm like, "Oh, my God."
0:26:34 > 0:26:35LAUGHTER
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Is your boyfriend here? - He is.- Where?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40LAUGHTER
0:26:40 > 0:26:41So, does he only cry at roadkill?
0:26:41 > 0:26:44He cries at films as well. Bridesmaids is quite a...
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- Bridesmaids?! - LAUGHTER
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Any advice? What advice would you give Lorette in the sweatbox?
0:26:50 > 0:26:53If he cries like a baby all the time, next time he cries,
0:26:53 > 0:26:55give him a cuddle, cradle him like a baby, get your boob out,
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- put your nipple in his mouth... - LAUGHTER
0:26:58 > 0:27:00..give him some milk! Everyone's a winner.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06Rickie's advice is to breastfeed your adult boyfriend.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Rylan's got some advice. - Rylan?- Go on.- Do you know what?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I think you should count yourself fucking lucky,
0:27:11 > 0:27:14cos I've been single for four years and he's a good-looking lad,
0:27:14 > 0:27:15and you seem like a lovely couple.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17AUDIENCE: Awww!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19APPLAUSE
0:27:21 > 0:27:23ROCHELLE: He's going to go!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Thinking about your boyfriend!
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Whose advice are you going to go for, Team Rickie or Team Melvin?
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Definitely Team Melvin.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Yeah!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37APPLAUSE
0:27:38 > 0:27:42That was the final round. Thank you, Sweatboxer.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45APPLAUSE
0:27:45 > 0:27:49So, that is it, and I can reveal that tonight's winners are...
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Melvin's team!
0:27:51 > 0:27:54APPLAUSE
0:27:57 > 0:28:00A big thank you to Rickie, Jaime Winstone,
0:28:00 > 0:28:03Joel Dommett, Melvin,
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Rochelle, and Rylan.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07This has been Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09I've been Nick Grimshaw. Goodnight.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd