0:00:17 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Hello, I'm Nick Grimshaw and this is Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Yaaaaaay!
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Hello! Hello, everyone, welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:00:37 > 0:00:40the show that makes a big deal about the little things in life.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Because the little things really are worth sweating about.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46But I cannot do it alone, so shall we meet our team captains?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- AUDIENCE:- Yeah!
0:00:48 > 0:00:53Yeah. OK, they're like a very tanned, voluptuous Olsen twins.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56But with, like, less money and more penis.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59It's Rickie Haywood Williams and Melvin O'Doom!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02CHEERING
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Shall we meet your teams this week? - Yes.- Let's do it.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10On Rickie's team this evening is a former member of Girls Aloud
0:01:10 > 0:01:13who's sweating it because she's about to release her autobiography.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15All she needs to do now is find someone to write it.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16It's Kimberley Walsh!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18CHEERING
0:01:20 > 0:01:24And we have an award-winning comedian
0:01:24 > 0:01:27who's about to marry his model girlfriend but is sweating it
0:01:27 > 0:01:29because she's used up all his eyeliner this morning.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31It's Russell Kane, everybody.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33CHEERING
0:01:35 > 0:01:40And over on Melvin's team, she's only gone and made it to show four!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42It's Rochelle Humes, everybody!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44CHEERING
0:01:44 > 0:01:46MUSIC: "Celebration" by Kool And The Gang
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Yes, Rochelle!
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Yes, Rochelle!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58You lot are mad.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- Show four.- Do you want me to get through show four?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Because those sort of bangs are not going to help this situation.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Do you have one of them when the baby comes out?- I hope so.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Is someone going to be there with a confetti cannon?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13And joining them, a member of a boy band who famously released
0:02:13 > 0:02:17a range of condoms, who's sweating it because that practical joke
0:02:17 > 0:02:19he played on Marvin really has backfired.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20It's Aston Merrygold!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22CHEERING
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Russell Kane is here, everybody, look!
0:02:27 > 0:02:28CHEERING
0:02:30 > 0:02:36- It says here that one of your sweats is me. Ohh!- No, it's complimentary.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's that people think I'm you the whole time.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Really? - Yeah, when I walk down the street,
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I get, "Grimmy, Grimmy!" quite a lot.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45They obviously think we look similar even though we don't,
0:02:45 > 0:02:47clearly, we couldn't look more different.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50But all the time, I get it. If I'm out in a club...
0:02:50 > 0:02:52and I sweat, not because I look like you -
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- you're devastatingly handsome. - Thank you, darling.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I get embarrassed for the person.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59If they've done a long speech, "I really love your radio show."
0:02:59 > 0:03:04You're like, "God." And I've Googled myself before to show that I'm not for you.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Yes.- But the worst one was I did the Hammersmith Apollo,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08which is a big gig for a comedian.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I don't know if any of you guys do this, I like to sneak amongst
0:03:11 > 0:03:14the audience when they're arriving to see what kind of crowd it is.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- You did what?- In the foyer, I go in the foyer and watch people arriving
0:03:17 > 0:03:18so I can see what mood the crowd's in.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Me and Aston and Rochelle all looked at each other like, "No!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24"We've never done that!"
0:03:24 > 0:03:29Anyway, someone saw me, but they thought it was you coming to see me.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32So they actually said, "I didn't know you were a fan of Russell!"
0:03:32 > 0:03:33So I got Grimmy-ed in my own gig.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Time now for round one. Are you ready, teams?- Yes!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Sweat The Small Stuff is all about the little things in life.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44So when we scour the news, we don't care about important stories,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47mainly because they take too long to read but also
0:03:47 > 0:03:50because we're too busy, too focused about reading things like this.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Tiny, tiny news stories.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Porn sites attract more visitors than Netflix,
0:03:55 > 0:04:01Amazon and Twitter combined. That's a lot of people looking at porn.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Why are you looking at me when you say that?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07My eyeballs just fell over there.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Aston, do you like the old porn? Or the new porn?
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- I'm not, like, a laptop porn watcher.- Don't lie!- TV is just fine.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18You watch it on TV?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21What, just like Hollyoaks Late?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Embarrassing Bodies.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28You're going to get an explanation...
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- That's quite old school. Porn on TV. - I didn't know you could get that.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Only because, this is the thing, if you've got younger siblings
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- and they're always like, "iPad, laptop," and all that.- I hate iPads.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- It's really annoying. - They are easy to clean, though.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55So, what this is all about, the reason we're talking about porn
0:04:55 > 0:04:57is because this round is all figuring out
0:04:57 > 0:05:00if we can, just by looking at someone,
0:05:00 > 0:05:01judge if they have watched porn.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03We thought we'd put this to the test
0:05:03 > 0:05:05so we rounded up some people on the street
0:05:05 > 0:05:07and asked them, "Do you watch porn?"
0:05:07 > 0:05:11The way this is going to work, we'll see that person swear on this.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13ANGELIC MUSIC
0:05:13 > 0:05:15The Quiff of Me!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17We got them to swear on it the absolute truth.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19All you teams have to do is decide
0:05:19 > 0:05:22if they are indeed a lover of all things rude.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24We're going to start with your team, Melvin.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Let's have the first one, please.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Hi, my name is Stephanie,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31and on the Quiff of Grimmy, I swear to tell the truth.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Do you watch porn?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36LAUGHTER
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- She looked a little bit insulted. - Yeah.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Also, she looks like she'd just left court.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- What are we saying, though, guys? - I don't know.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48She either looks like, "Oh, shit, how did you guess?" or...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Exactly, that's exactly it. - Do you think so?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- She's a secret porn watcher. - Is she going to admit it, yes?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- I don't know, you call it. - You're the captain.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- I'm going to say yes.- I think yes as well. Let's find out.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Mm, sometimes.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02What sort?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Anything that I can find.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08LAUGHTER
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Oh, my!- That was good.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- Anything she can find. - Anything! Anything!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Anything she can get her dirty little hands on.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Anything.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Let's have another one. Let's do it for Rickie's team.- OK.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Hi, my name is Filippo, and on the Quiff of Grimmy,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- I swear to tell the truth. - Do you watch porn?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- We had him on before, do you remember?- Yes.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Last time we asked him, have you had sex with more than eight people,
0:06:37 > 0:06:39and he was like, "What, at the same time?"
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- So that's a yes.- We're saying yes. - You're going to go yes.- 100%.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46They're saying yes, he loves the porn.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Of course! Daily.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- He was offended that we asked the question.- "Of course! How dare you?!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- "I'm French!" One for you.- Yes.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Hi, my name is Isabel,
0:07:00 > 0:07:03and I swear on the Quiff of Grimmy to tell the absolute truth.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Do you watch porn?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- She's going to lie. - She's going to lie.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- She looks like she is IN a porno now.- Or at least she looks like...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- What are we saying, Rochelle? - I don't know.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I think she's going to play it like she hasn't.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- You're going no? - We're going to say no.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24They're saying no, let's find out.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28I don't watch it but I have watched it. But I don't watch it regularly.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I know someone who made porno films so I watched,
0:07:31 > 0:07:34just out of interest, just to see his work.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- LAUGHTER - She's... She's panicking so hard!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40"No, I mean, well..."
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Rickie's team, one for you.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Hi, my name is Bethany,
0:07:48 > 0:07:53I promise to swear the absolute truth on...the Quiff of Grimmy.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Do you watch porn?- I...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58LAUGHTER
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- She's amazing.- What do you think?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- AUDIENCE: Yes! - Yes?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05She was going to say yes, and then she thought about it.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07She looks a bit like
0:08:07 > 0:08:09she's going to go, "Willies are dirty!" or something.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- What are you going for? - We're going to say no.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Let's find out.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Yes.- What sort?
0:08:17 > 0:08:22Um, all sorts. Depends what, you know, you know.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Oh, God!
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- ROCHELLE:- That was amazing! That was so good.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Thank you for playing on the Quiff of Grimmy, everybody.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36CHEERING
0:08:42 > 0:08:44OK, time now for round two.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I'm going to give both teams a clue as to something our audience
0:08:46 > 0:08:48have been sweating about.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51If you guess what it is, you win a point for your team.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55What is it about this that has been getting them all sweaty?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59It's something that I think that also everybody does...
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- SHE WHISPERS - OK.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Can I just have a...
0:09:05 > 0:09:07pain au chocolat...
0:09:09 > 0:09:12..and a glass of the Chateauneuf-du-Pape
0:09:12 > 0:09:13and a quesadilla.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Quesadilla!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Are you for real? Are you ordering food while you're presenting?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- That was actually your clue, that's called acting.- Oh, wow.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Did you like that? What was it about that that our audience,
0:09:26 > 0:09:29and I, have been sweating about?
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Divas who order food in the middle of TV shows?- No, I quite like that.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Any ideas, Kimberley, what it could be about that that's irritating?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I do find it really irritating
0:09:39 > 0:09:42when people order things in the accent, like you just did.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Oh, really?- Is that what it is?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46That's exactly what it is, Kimberley Walsh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48CHEERING
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You're completely correct, a point for your team,
0:09:53 > 0:09:54they're sweating about people
0:09:54 > 0:09:56who order foreign food in a foreign accent.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- That's so annoying. - I'm not going to lie,
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I feel like I have done it before at some point in my life.
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- In France, I think. I tried to kind of...- What have you gone for?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08You know when you're like... you order something,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11but you can't say it in French, so you just order it in English
0:10:11 > 0:10:13but with a slight French accent?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- So I'd go like, "Can I have some..." - ITALIAN ACCENT:- "..ice cream!"
0:10:19 > 0:10:25That was Italian, it's a completely English word in a different accent.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27And we wonder why everyone in France hates us.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- We're like, "Haw-haw-haw!"- Exactly.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Well, I've devised a game to test your international culinary
0:10:35 > 0:10:37linguistic skills.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Melvin's team, come with me as we play, What Ze 'Eck Is Zis?
0:10:41 > 0:10:42CHEERING
0:10:49 > 0:10:51OK, Melvin's team, the way this is going to work,
0:10:51 > 0:10:55two of you are going to sit here and describe foods from around the world
0:10:55 > 0:10:56to the remaining team member.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Who's going to be guessing and who is going to be describing?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Rochelle's guessing, I think. - Rochelle guessing.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03OK, Rochelle, take a seat.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Do we have to use accents, though, for this?- Yes.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07I can only do a Ghanaian accent.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09This is going to be very interesting.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10The rules are very strict.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14But remember, BBC Three viewers, rules mean fun.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17When you're describing the food,
0:11:17 > 0:11:21you cannot say what the food is or say what country the food is from.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24You can however use the accent of that country...
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Fingers crossed for Ghana to help Rochelle guess.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30You get a point for each dish you get right.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33You can pass at any time if you want, them's the rules.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Are you ready?- Er, yeah. - Take a seat. Take a seat.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Have you two ever been to dinner together?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- No. This is our first time, actually.- Are you ready?- Yes.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Let's see what is on the menu first tonight.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- GHANAIAN ACCENT: OK! So it is a... - No, it's not Ghanaian.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Hey! Whassa matta with you, eh?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Whassa matta with you?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- I think you're in the wrong country. Did you say Italy?- Oh, wow!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05GHANAIAN ACCENT: Basically, it is a delicious treat.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12- Aston, help me!- It is very long. You like it, yum, yum, yum.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Please help me.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22- GHANAIAN ACCENT:- I do not even know what to say to you now.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Can we pass on this?
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- GHANAIAN ACCENT:- I don't know what you just said.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Are you going to pass?- I don't know what that is.- What was it?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- It was a fajita from Mexico. - Oh, jeez! For God's sake!
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Next one. What ze 'eck is zis?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46GHANAIAN ACCENT: So, basically...
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Oh, Melvin. Can you tell the country from the flag?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Yes!- OK, come on.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Describe what's there.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- It's a slice of... - A slice of meat.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- This is good.- Kind of, you know...
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Are you French?- Non!
0:13:06 > 0:13:11Although sounding even more French when saying "non"!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13GHANAIAN ACCENT: But it is a kind of meat.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Sliced meat, very delicious.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24- Any ideas?- Not a clue.- That was a Spanish accent.- Oh, my God!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26They were trying to describe chorizo.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Terrible. We'll do one more.- OK.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Here's the next one. Try and not be African accent.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- No African, no French.- OK.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37What ze 'eck iz zis?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Oh! Es ist sehr gut!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Das is gut, ja.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- German.- Yes!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- German?- Ja.- Ja.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Us, we like ze...
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Ze long like Marvin.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57LAUGHTER
0:13:58 > 0:13:59APPLAUSE
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Is it schnitzel?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05JLS Marvin.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Das ist... Oh, entschuldigung. Delicious.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Any ideas?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Not a clue.- Do you want this?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oh, my God.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Marvin's going to be loving yous two.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17LAUGHTER
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Well done to Melvin's team, everybody.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20APPLAUSE
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Oh, Rochelle, you can take this with you if you want.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I don't need one. I've got one at home.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27CHEERING
0:14:29 > 0:14:31OK, Rickie's team, you are up next.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Kimberly, you are there.- Yeah.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40OK, take your seats. We are going to see what's on the menu first.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Here we go.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Arriba! Arriba! Andale, andale, andale!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- It's Mexican.- Yes.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49It is very spicy.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Burrito.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Doritos?
0:14:52 > 0:14:53LAUGHTER
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Burrito. Burrito.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Enchiladas.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01- You would add it to...- Nachos? - On top of the pizza. Chop it.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Make sure you wash your hands or you burn your helmet afterwards.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Chilli sauce. Like salsa. - Which chilli?- La chilli llame...
0:15:09 > 0:15:11MAKES SPANISH "J" SOUND
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- Is it a specific type of chilli? Not just chilli?- On pizza. Domino's.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Chilli. "Which type?" - MAKES SPANISH "J" SOUND
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Jalapeno.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22CHEERING
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Next one. What ze 'eck iz zis?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29- Hola.- OK.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Hola.
0:15:31 > 0:15:38Con mi familia un grande bowl con fish, prawns, rice. Delicious.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Paella.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41CHEERING
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Third one. What ze 'eck is zis?
0:15:46 > 0:15:47OK. Ciao, bella.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- OK, Italian.- It's so hard not to do a Ghanaian accent.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54My brain has been poisoned.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- ITALIAN ACCENT:- If you have a sandwich, you cut it in half.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Half is all you need.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59You sprinkle with tomato and you serve with basil.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Mmm, toasty, delicious.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03LAUGHTER
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- That's good.- Maybe on a bit of ciabatta.- A starter.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- You have a starter.- Oh, bruschetta.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10CHEERING
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Guys, you were so bad.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Well done, Rickie's team.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17CHEERING
0:16:17 > 0:16:20You did bloody brilliant at that. Killed it.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Thank you, teams, for playing What Ze 'Eck Iz Zis?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25APPLAUSE
0:16:31 > 0:16:34OK, time now for Rickie and Melvin: The Challenges.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37This is where, each week, I challenge our team captains,
0:16:37 > 0:16:38both Rickie and Melvin
0:16:38 > 0:16:41to take a very small sweat into the big, bad world.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43And this week's sweat was suggested by you lot out there
0:16:43 > 0:16:48and it is all about trying to appear sober in front of your parents.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50It turns out that our viewers are a bunch of drunks
0:16:50 > 0:16:56who are scared of their mums and dads. Cool demographic(!) Hi, guys.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00I decided to do a science to see if it was possible to get our,
0:17:00 > 0:17:04I must say, surprisingly lightweight team captains a little bit
0:17:04 > 0:17:08tipsy and then send them off to interview their mums.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- Rickie, how do you think you got on in this challenge?- I can't remember.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Let's find out how they got on.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18This is Rickie and Melvin: The Challenges.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- We are in the pub.- Love it.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Your mums think they're being interviewed for a segment
0:17:33 > 0:17:36called I Love You, Mum. That segment doesn't exist.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Whoever lasts the longest before their mum realises will
0:17:39 > 0:17:42win one point for their teams.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45So, Rickie and Melvin, off on this week's challenge. Well done.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- Cheers.- Cheers.- Cheers.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05LAUGHTER
0:18:05 > 0:18:08It's nice to be home.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Well, Mum, take a seat.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- How are you doing?- You all right?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I love you, Mum. So much. So much. Good hair.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24This is a world exclusive, people. Welcome to my mum, Asha.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Round of applause for Asha.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- So, Mum, how are you? - I'm well, thank you.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37I've got a list here of things that I need you...need you to do.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38LAUGHTER
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Which celebrity am I most like, Mum?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I know you like Simon Cowell.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48You could have said Denzel Washington or Will Smith.
0:18:50 > 0:18:57Do your best story about me from when I was young.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Tell them.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03The story that sticks in my mind was arriving home from work one day
0:19:03 > 0:19:09and meeting Rickie at home with this young lady who
0:19:09 > 0:19:11I straightaway couldn't bear.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16I have written you a poem, Mum, and I would like to recite it to you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18If that's OK.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20LAUGHTER
0:19:20 > 0:19:26My mum is here with a fringe and it's like ding-y, but...
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- What, are you drunk?- Drunk? - You're definitely drunk.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36LAUGHTER
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Feel the love like hand in glove
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Don't let go, Mum...
0:19:47 > 0:19:50That completes our interview for today
0:19:50 > 0:19:55and this has been I Love You, Mum.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Well done to Melvin. You win a point for your team. Melvin, everybody.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09CHEERING
0:20:13 > 0:20:17OK, teams, the next round is The Big, Little Question.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Last week I asked my Radio 1 Breakfast Show listeners
0:20:20 > 0:20:23the biggest little question that we have been sweating about this week.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I asked the question -
0:20:25 > 0:20:28emoticons, do we like them or do we hate them?
0:20:28 > 0:20:32- Kimberly, do you like to...? What? - I love them.- Do you love them?- Yeah.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34They're making you laugh already.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36We have not even begun to talk about them.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39All I have said is emoticon, and you're like, "Oh, I love them."
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Any excuse for an emoticon. - I like full conversation in them.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Me and Cheryl are terrible.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48I had to actually get her to tell me how to download it onto my phone
0:20:48 > 0:20:51and she is absolutely horrendous with technology.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53This is my favourite one.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I love that one. That's the best one.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Smiley face.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59But teams, do you think that the listeners of Radio 1 -
0:20:59 > 0:21:01all 12 of them - thought that emoticons
0:21:01 > 0:21:03were a good thing or a bad thing?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Did they love them or did they simply hate them?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- I love them.- They are popular.- Yeah.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- I think, overall, people like them. - So yes?- Yes.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13People liked them, Melvin's team.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Do the people like them or do the people hate them?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- I'm not too sure people like them. - I'll go with no.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19You're going for no? You're going for yes.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Well, it turns out that they did love the emoticons.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25A point for your team, Rickie.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28APPLAUSE
0:21:29 > 0:21:30People like them.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33We're going to show you why they are right
0:21:33 > 0:21:34and why emoticons are good.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Get ready to play, I think, the best game ever. Not ever -
0:21:36 > 0:21:39it's not better than Monopoly. Second best game ever.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Hollywood Icons!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Melvin. Your team is up first.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52On the screen are some movie categories.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- You've got drama, romance... - LAUGHTER
0:21:55 > 0:21:58..action, kids' film, blockbuster, chick flick.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Chick flick.- Oh, what?!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Do you want to...? I don't mind. - What are you going to go for?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05They're the only films that I really know, a chick flick.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- I watch chick flicks as well. I quite enjoy them.- Yes!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10- I'm in touch with my feminine side. - Yeah.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Shall we do that, just as a test? So chick flick, please.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Chick flick. We're going for chick flick.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Shitty dancey lady, but what's the film?- Dirty Dancing!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22You're saying Dirty Dancing. It is Dirty Dancing!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- I love this game! - Your team's up next.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Which category do you want? Do you want drama, romance,
0:22:34 > 0:22:39babies...? Oh, no - kids' films. Babies!? Kids' films,
0:22:39 > 0:22:41action or blockbusters?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- I think we're going to go romance, right? Romance. Romance.- Romance.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47It's very romantic - look at the image.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Let's go romance. What is this?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Any ideas?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I thought I had it, till I saw the tent.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54What's the tent about? I don't get the tent.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Oh, a lot happens in the tent.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57LAUGHTER
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Yeah, the tent's key.- Is it? I know it. It is the...
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- AMERICAN ACCENT:- "I have a romance in the hills." It's that one.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- What's the name of that movie? - Is it Brokeback Mountain?- Brokeback Mountain?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09It's Brokeback Mountain!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- Rochelle, Melvin and Aston. Do you want one?- Yeah!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Yeah! What do you want to go for?- I say kids' movies.- Kids', yeah.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Kids'? Yeah.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Kids' movie.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- Is that supposed to be a city? Babe? - Babe: Pig In The City!
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- Oh, my God, I love that film! - Oh, Rochelle!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Is it Babe?- I've never seen this one.- Oh, it's great.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Is it a good one?- Really good. It's about a pig that's in a city.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39No, it's really good!
0:23:39 > 0:23:43It is, in fact, Babe: Pig In The City.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Well done.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46That is a good film, though.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50- Rickie's team.- Blockbuster, we're going to go.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52They're going for a blockbuster. What is this film?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Hmm...
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- We've a clock.- Clock.- Red car.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59A Toyota Yaris.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00LAUGHTER
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Two 8s.- Yes.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Lightning.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05And the really rubbish watch.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09Any ideas? I mean, it could be art-house.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- That's quite a lot of numbers.- Yeah. - Oh, 88!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- It's Back To The Future. - You're saying Back To The Future?
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Oh, yes, yes, yes!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18It's Back To The Future!
0:24:18 > 0:24:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:23 > 0:24:25That's a nice game, though. I like that game.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Shall we do one for everyone watching at home?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29If you're watching on your telly.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31OK, here is one for you if you're watching on the telly.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Guess the movie and win nothing.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Actually, you can have a point for your house, if you want.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39I'll do one now. Can you guess what it is?
0:24:39 > 0:24:43It's going online...now.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46I'll post the answer online after the show,
0:24:46 > 0:24:49on some sort of social media.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Time now for The Sweatbox,
0:24:53 > 0:24:57where you get to actually help members of this very audience
0:24:57 > 0:24:59who will tell you what small thing they have been sweating about.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Do your best to help them out with advice. Whichever team
0:25:02 > 0:25:05they decide has given the most help will get the point.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- Who's in The Sweatbox? - What's up, guys?- Oh!- Oh!
0:25:08 > 0:25:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:12 > 0:25:16It's Marvin from JLS!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18How are you, Marvin? What is your sweat?
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- OK, so, basically, the missus...- Hmm?
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- LAUGHTER The missus is trying to tell me... - The missus?
0:25:26 > 0:25:30..there's no way that I can have a man drawer.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- What?- What the hell's a man drawer?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35OK, so, me and Roche, we just moved into our new house, you know,
0:25:35 > 0:25:37I was in the kitchen unpacking all the stuff,
0:25:37 > 0:25:40I make my way over by the stove and there's an empty drawer,
0:25:40 > 0:25:44so I started to fill it with my cables, my chargers, my screwdriver,
0:25:44 > 0:25:46you know, my playing cards - all the stuff that a man needs, right?
0:25:46 > 0:25:50No, it's... Can I just say, there's chargers for stuff that,
0:25:50 > 0:25:52first of all, he doesn't even know what they charge any more.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55It's probably, like, a Walkman from years ago.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57And he wants to stuff it in the draw with batteries
0:25:57 > 0:26:00that have blatantly been used and don't work,
0:26:00 > 0:26:05earphones, and just this stuff, and then there's, like, Blu-tack in with it and Sellotapes, and...
0:26:05 > 0:26:08"You can't chuck it away! Don't chuck it away!"
0:26:08 > 0:26:10All the guys here know what I'm talking about.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- Yeah, yeah, yeah.- Do you only have one drawer in your mansion?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16LAUGHTER
0:26:16 > 0:26:19This is what I'm saying, right. You've got a room for all of that.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21You've taken over loads of stuff with your man stuff,
0:26:21 > 0:26:23but this is just unnecessary crap.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Can't he just have the one drawer, because we need the point?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29LAUGHTER
0:26:29 > 0:26:32APPLAUSE
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Melvin!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- A bit of advice for Marvin? - This is what you need to do.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Take Rochelle's charger for her phone, hide it somewhere.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45She'll be like, "Where's my charger?"
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Get it out the man drawer, give it to her - "See? That's what the man drawer's there for."
0:26:48 > 0:26:50See? It's very true.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53You don't want to anger her like that. If you don't give us this point,
0:26:53 > 0:26:58- you don't get some after this baby comes.- It's very true.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02- There will be no Rochelle loving. - You better know where your bread is buttered.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03At least give me a reason.
0:27:03 > 0:27:08That was the rea... You're not going to get none when the baby's born.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12- There's the reason!- And we all know you don't like the doghouse.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Marvin, who do you want to give a point to?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19As you give that point, think about it.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23All right, all right, all right. Let's go Rochelle's team. Melvin's team.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Hey!
0:27:24 > 0:27:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Well done. That's how it works.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Thank you. Marvin from JLS, everybody!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35CHEERING
0:27:37 > 0:27:40So that is it, and I can reveal that tonight's winners
0:27:40 > 0:27:42of Sweat The Small Stuff are...
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Rickie's team!
0:27:44 > 0:27:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Ooh! Ooh!
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Woo-hoo!
0:27:57 > 0:28:01Team Print were very excited with that win.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Thank you to Rickie, Kimberley Walsh, Russell Kane, Melvin,
0:28:04 > 0:28:06Rochelle and Aston Merrygold.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11This has been Sweat The Small Stuff. I have been Nick Grimshaw.
0:28:11 > 0:28:12Goodnight.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd