0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language
0:00:18 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:27Hello. I'm Nick Grimshaw and this is Sweat The Small Stuff. Yeah.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Hi.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hello, everyone. Yes, welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41the show that makes a big deal about the little things in life.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Cos those little things really aren't worth sweating about but
0:00:45 > 0:00:48I cannot do it alone so let's meet our team captains.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52They are kind of like an urban Chuckle Brothers, if you will,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55and presenters of the radio show I would listen to
0:00:55 > 0:00:58if I wasn't on the radio at the exact same time.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59They are my rivals.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02It's Rickie Haywood-Williams and Melvin O'Doom.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04CHEERING
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Hi.- Hi, Grimmy.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11On Rickie's team this evening are one of the biggest
0:01:11 > 0:01:14boy bands in the country, who are sweating it because One Direction
0:01:14 > 0:01:17threatened to kick the shit out of them for nicking their fans,
0:01:17 > 0:01:21their hairstyles, their stylist, their tattoo artists, their youth
0:01:21 > 0:01:23and their bromances.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25It's Union J.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26CHEERING
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Hi, Union J.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31And joining them,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34and award-winning comedian who is sweating it in case I reveal
0:01:34 > 0:01:38the award was actually for a half-a-mile fun run when he was 11.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39It's Chris Ramsey.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41CHEERING
0:01:42 > 0:01:47And over on Melvin's team, we have super posh star of
0:01:47 > 0:01:49the BAFTA-winning Made In Chelsea who is sweating it
0:01:49 > 0:01:53because he is still not convinced the right show actually won
0:01:53 > 0:01:55that BAFTA mainly because his award says "Made In China".
0:01:55 > 0:01:57It's Jamie Laing.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58CHEERING
0:02:03 > 0:02:06When Rochelle left to have a baby, I said to the producers,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09"Why don't we get someone really, really different to fill her shoes?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12"Let's think outside of the box. Come on, it's BBC Three, it's edgy.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14"Do something unexpected,
0:02:14 > 0:02:16"innovative, left-field, really out there."
0:02:16 > 0:02:18So who have they come up with?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Yeah, they booked other pregnant person in The Saturdays.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22It's Frankie Sandford, everybody.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25CHEERING
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Have you seen the little baby yet? - I have.- How is the little baby?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- She is gorgeous.- How small? This small?- She's tiny.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38She is so small. Like Bruno Mars size. Very small.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Are you excited about having yours?- Yeah.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Does seeing the baby make you more excited or more fearful?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- More fearful.- Really? Cool.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I was like, "OK, so there is actually a baby at the end of this.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51"Right, OK. Wayne, we need to prepare for this."
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- So you are having it with Wayne Bridge, the footballer.- Yeah.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Yeah, there they are. I mean, look at that couple.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- CHEERING - That's some good genes there.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59But sometimes you can have
0:02:59 > 0:03:01good genes and it can go terribly wrong, can't it?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04What would you do if it was really ugly?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I'd be like, "Put it back in, it's not finished yet."
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Well, it's very nice to have you here, Frankie.- Thanks.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Union J are here, everybody. Look at this.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14CHEERING
0:03:14 > 0:03:16How's this going to work? Is this going to be chaos?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- It's a lot of people, right. - It's a lot of people. A lot of hair.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22It says some of the things that have been making you sweat is
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- awkward handshakes.- Yes. I'm really not cool. Not down with the kids.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26- We know.- Yeah, thanks, man.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28You know when you meet somebody really cool like you guys
0:03:28 > 0:03:33- and maybe go for a fist pump? - Yes.- And I'm like, like...
0:03:33 > 0:03:37I go to shake a hand and then you end up holding their fist.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39And then it sort of like goes on for a long time
0:03:39 > 0:03:41and it's just really awkward.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I was doing a gig the other week and some guy did an amazing one to me.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Go to fist pump. Just, yeah,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48get the other hand so we can do it straight on. Are you ready for this?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Right, go.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Snail.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53LAUGHTER
0:04:01 > 0:04:06- I hate snails. OK, teams, are we ready for round one?- ALL: Yes.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07OK, let's do this. I'm going to give
0:04:07 > 0:04:10both teams a clue as to something that I had been sweating about.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11If you guess what it is,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14you win a point for your team. There are some pictures here.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17What is it about this that I been sweating about?
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Oh, Golden Balls there with
0:04:18 > 0:04:21"Rochelle Is The Best" on his stomach.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23That's just his views, not ours. Rihanna there.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25"Rochelle is my number one."
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Josh, look at that.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- FRANKIE:- That suits you. - You look good with a tattoo, mate.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32A nice, big tattoo there.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35What is it about this gallery that's been doing my head in?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38It's got to be that you just ridiculously missing Rochelle.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40No, I'm not missing her that much.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42LAUGHTER
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Is it cos you're upset that it was meant to say "Frankie"
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- on all of them. - Yes, they have spelt it wrong.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Do you just hate tattoos? - No, I don't hate tattoos.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Too many on celebrities. - Close.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Stupid tattoos.- It's kind of a mixture of the two.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Too many on celebrities.- Stupid celebrity tattoos have too many.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Boom. Yes, a point for your team.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Jamie, talk to me about years. Look, there he is.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- Who is that, Jamie, who is that? - It's Peter Pan.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11LAUGHTER
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- Not just Peter Pan. Peter Pan's shadow.- Peter Pan's shadow.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18So, I Google Imaged Peter Pan and that came up so I got it.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Jaymi has got, like, 17.- How many have you got? You have got a lot.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- 17 tattoos?- Yeah.- How many have you got between you, do you reckon?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Cos you have got quite a lot up there.- Yeah, I've got one, two.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Who is that lady? - They said it looks like Jesus.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35It's supposed to be an angel.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38The cards kind of represent Vegas for when we got through.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42The horses cos I used to be a jockey and the music rose
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- because obviously I'm in music. - The music rose?- Well, yeah,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48it's like a music sheet kind of crunched up into a music rose.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52That could be anything. A-levels.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56So what we have been trying to do is find the nicest celebrity tattoo.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57It turns out there wasn't one.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59So instead we thought we would look at people who
0:05:59 > 0:06:02got tattoos of celebrities.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Not copying celebrity tattoos
0:06:04 > 0:06:08but actual portraits of celebrities tattooed on their bodies forever.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Which leads us to our next game
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Tattoo Have You Got On You?
0:06:18 > 0:06:21OK, teams, I am going to bring on some people who have been
0:06:21 > 0:06:25tattooed with some of our most-loved celebrity faces. This is incredible.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Guess who they have permanently inked on their bodies for life
0:06:28 > 0:06:30and you win a point for your team.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33OK, let's have our first tattooed human, please.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36CHEERING
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Hello.- How are you, buddy?- I'm very good. How are you?- All right.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Pukka, thank you.- Who do you think this man has tattooed on him?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43We are going to give you six names.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Out of these six, which two does he have tattooed upon him? Is it...
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Name me two names, Melvin's team.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00THEY CONFER
0:07:00 > 0:07:03We are going to say the Queen. The Queen and Bruce Forsyth.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06They're saying the Queen and Bruce Forsyth over here. What do we think?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- We reckon Justin Bieber is definitely one.- Justin Bieber.- Have you...?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Have you been eating Pandora bracelets?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13LAUGHTER
0:07:19 > 0:07:22I can cut this off. You'll always be ugly.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24CHEERING
0:07:29 > 0:07:31So you're saying Justin Bieber and who?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Justin Bieber and Lorraine Kelly, I think we are saying.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36And you're saying the Queen and Bruce Forsyth.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Can we reveal your celebrity tattoos, please?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Gordon Ramsay.- Gordon Ramsay!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46And up there, Lorraine.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49APPLAUSE
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- I love Lorraine on your thigh. - Brilliant.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00It makes my thighs look so boring. Oh, Lorraine. Why?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- I just think she's a brilliant ambassador.- She is, isn't she?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Yeah, it's fantastic. - She is really good. And why Gordon?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Was it extra money to get all them wrinkles in?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- I got it and now he's had them taken out.- Has he had them out?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Yeah, bastard. Oh!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15LAUGHTER
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Sorry, sorry.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24That's OK. You're welcome. Thank you so much.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25CHEERING
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Rickie, you get a point for your team.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34OK, let's have our next tattooed human on the stage, please.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36APPLAUSE
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Hi. Hello. How are you?- Not bad.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- You have a celebrity tattooed upon your body.- Yeah.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Could we have a twirl so everyone can see you?
0:08:44 > 0:08:49OK, this man here, who does he have tattooed upon his body? Is it...
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I mean, all great options but who would he have gone for?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Josh, who do you reckon he would have gone for?
0:09:05 > 0:09:09I'm, at the moment, going for Lord Alan Sugar under a rainbow.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I don't know, he looks like a bright, colourful man.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- What do you think? A, B or C? - Margaret Thatcher.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Margaret Thatcher in an ice cream over here. What do you think?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20I think Margaret Thatcher for the sort of irony of it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You are both going Thatcher? They're both saying
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Margaret Thatcher in an ice cream cone.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Can we reveal your tattoo? Is it Thatcher in an ice cream cone?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30It is...
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Margaret Thatcher!
0:09:32 > 0:09:33CHEERING
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Cheers for that, man. Can I ask a question?- Yeah.- Why?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- For a tribute and I love Mr Whippy ice cream.- Well, there you go.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Oh, perfect.- Thank you so much.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- I've got one more thing I need to show you.- OK.- Just before.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- OK.- You might, whatever, but... - OK.- Here you go. Look.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Oh!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Oh, my God.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03APPLAUSE
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh, my God, that's cool. Wow.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07That's intense.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Wow. Is that real? Is that actually a real tattoo?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Yeah, mate, yeah.- Oh, my God.- When did you do it?- I did it last night.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Last night?- My face and Margaret Thatcher on his calves.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22LAUGHTER
0:10:22 > 0:10:26APPLAUSE
0:10:26 > 0:10:29APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:10:29 > 0:10:34- Yeah?- Yeah, I love it. OK, that's amazing.- OK?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- What is your name? - Lewis.- Thank you, Lewis.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Thank you Lewis. Lewis, everybody.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41APPLAUSE
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Let's have our next tattooed person, please.- Oh, wow.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50APPLAUSE
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Hi.- Hi.- Hello.- Hello.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Who do they think this man has tattooed upon him?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Give us a little turn, little spin around. OK. There's tattoos there.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02But who does he have tattooed upon him? Is it...
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Who do they think, Rickie's team?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Yeah, we like the quiff. Little quiff going on.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- You are a Killers kind of guy. - You think C?- We are going to go C.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Over here, what are we saying?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27- He looks like a killer.- Yes.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29LAUGHTER
0:11:30 > 0:11:32You are scaring us, bro.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36But Jamie did point out that he has got dancing shoes on
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- so we are going to say Michael Ball. - You will say Michael Ball.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41You're saying C - Brandon Flowers.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46I can reveal that this man has upon his body...
0:11:46 > 0:11:48He has absolutely all of them.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50CHEERING
0:11:52 > 0:11:55He has tattooed on his body all these names.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Colin Farrell, the drummer from Franz Ferdinand...
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- The drummer!- ..the singer, the guitarist, the bass player,
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Kelly Jones, The Edge from U2,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Someone he can't remember the name of,
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Brandon Flowers, the singer from The Hives,
0:12:08 > 0:12:11a picture of a famous man he found online,
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Kevin Pietersen, Mark Ronson, Adam Levine, Justin Theroux,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey, Johnny Depp, Michael Ball,
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Mark Lamarr, Jack Dee, Stephen Baldwin,
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys, Freddie Ljungbeg, Eric Hymen,
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Yonah Griffiths...? Who's that?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29And probably more as he can't remember who some of them are.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31A round of applause for my favourite guy of all time.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32APPLAUSE
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Thank you. That's incredible.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40Wow. Thank you, teams, for playing Tattoo Have You Got On You?
0:12:40 > 0:12:41APPLAUSE
0:12:45 > 0:12:47We should probably talk about the things that have been
0:12:47 > 0:12:49annoying you, have been making you sweat.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54- You have got a phobia, almost, of tomato ketchup.- Yeah.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- It's just horrible, isn't it? Everyone seems to like it.- Catch.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Oh, don't!- What about if you ate some for a point for your team?- No.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04I really... Oh, don't.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- LAUGHTER - It would be worse...
0:13:07 > 0:13:13Now, I'll do anything else. No. Even the use of the word condiment - ugh!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Why?- If you ask me, I think
0:13:15 > 0:13:18The Saturdays need to start learning to use condiments, love.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19LAUGHTER
0:13:21 > 0:13:22APPLAUSE
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Jamie, I heard one of the things you've been
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- sweating about is the beautiful ocean.- I hate the sea.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I do. I hate the sea.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I hate the sea cos I don't think anyone should be in it.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- You shouldn't be in it. - What, what, what?- You came from it.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- You evolved out of the sea. - I never came from the sea.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I mean, I don't think anyone around your area...
0:13:46 > 0:13:48I think everyone just wanked into some hummus
0:13:48 > 0:13:50and you all just popped out.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54No, I'm scared of the sea. I'm scared of sharks, jellyfish.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I also don't like wearing goggles. I don't like it.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Yeah, I don't like having stuff on my face.- Yeah, anything on my face.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02LAUGHTER
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Cool audience tonight.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09So I can kind of agree with you on that one.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- It's like stuff in your mouth, stuff on your face.- Yeah.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13LAUGHTER
0:14:13 > 0:14:15OK, time now for
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Rickie & Melvin: The Challenges.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Once again, I have sent out
0:14:19 > 0:14:21our intrepid team captains to the big, bad world
0:14:21 > 0:14:23to basically embarrass themselves
0:14:23 > 0:14:28in an attempt to win a massive one point for their teams.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30This week's sweat is one of Frankie's own sweats.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32What is that sweat?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35You know just that awkward awkwardness of being
0:14:35 > 0:14:37in a small space with someone? Like a lift.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41You get in or you're already in there, somewhere else gets in
0:14:41 > 0:14:44and there's only two people in this really confined space.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Do you say something?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I think the only rule is don't fart or shit yourself.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50That's a really good one.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52So, I decided that we should apply a science to see
0:14:52 > 0:14:54if we could turn those really awkward moments that you
0:14:54 > 0:14:56absolutely hate, and pretty much everyone,
0:14:56 > 0:14:59into really sweaty awkward moments by sending Rickie and Melvin
0:14:59 > 0:15:03to their very own lift to interact with the Great British public.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05This is Rickie & Melvin: The Challenges.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07APPLAUSE
0:15:15 > 0:15:20This is worth one point.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21I'm bringing my A game today.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23It's challenge time.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Oh, my God, I'm excited. Let's do it.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Let's make this challenge happen.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29It's this way.
0:15:30 > 0:15:36Ask someone what floor they want and get it wrong five times.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Which floor do you need, mate?
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- P2, please.- P2. P3?- P2.
0:15:41 > 0:15:46- This one, here.- P1? - No, P2.- P4 is up there.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I'll just press both because...
0:15:50 > 0:15:52It could be P4. It's a good one, that.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53It's a good one.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- LIFT:- Doors opening.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- I think it's this one. - See you later.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- What floor do you want?- P1.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Lower ground?- P1. - Four?- This is going up.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh, three. You want two?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- Oh, you want one. - One, yeah.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- You want one?- Yeah.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Not ground floor then? - No.- Oh, P1.- Yeah.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Sorry.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Get someone to hold your hand. Nice one.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28This lift goes fast, by the way. It's a fast one.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I'm completely scared of lifts.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Could you hold my hand?- No.- OK.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37LAUGHTER
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Invade somebody's personal space. Stand no less than one foot away.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42What?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Announce that you have farted
0:17:03 > 0:17:05and get someone to step away from the danger zone.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Ooh! Oh, sugar.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13I just farted.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Ugh!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17I would... You might want to go over there.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22It smells a little bit like egg mixing with broccoli. Oh, man.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Can you not smell that? It stinks.
0:17:31 > 0:17:36Oh, no. Sorry. I've had a lot of bacon today.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40You might want to move. It's an eggy one. Sorry, guys.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43It's a strong one today.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44APPLAUSE
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Well done, Melvin. A point for your team. You were victorious.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54CHEERING
0:17:54 > 0:17:58That was a rough challenge. OK, it's time for another sweat now
0:17:58 > 0:18:01and this was one lots of our viewers have been sweating about.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04It really bothered a lot of people. It got really people...
0:18:04 > 0:18:06DANCE MUSIC
0:18:06 > 0:18:10What is that? Right, shut up your racket.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21OK, what was it about that that our good viewers have been
0:18:21 > 0:18:23sweating about? By the way, that was acting.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25LAUGHTER
0:18:25 > 0:18:26APPLAUSE
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Is it people who don't know how to use brooms?- Was that not right? No.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- Is that not how you do it? - No, you push it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Oh, I thought they were for banging.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Is it living next door to a nightclub?- No, it was not that.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Bands?- Not noisy neighbours. Not a band.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Nearly there with noisy neighbours but something specific.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Oh, um...um...
0:18:48 > 0:18:53- Yes!- Thin walls. - Arm! Arm things!- Thin walls.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Thin walls is absolutely correct. Boom.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57APPLAUSE
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Our viewers have been getting all angry and sweaty about thin
0:19:01 > 0:19:04walls and their repercussions so you win a point for your team.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Well done, Frankie and Melvin and Jamie. Do you live together?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Me and Jaymi live together.- We are in the same kind of complex.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Do you ever hear anything you shouldn't, JJ, from Jaymi's room
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- or vice versa? - I literally stay in my bedroom.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- I don't use the house. I don't socialise.- What have you heard?
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- Oh, he has as well, actually, yes. - I will re-enact what I heard.
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Ah.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30LAUGHTER
0:19:30 > 0:19:33APPLAUSE
0:19:33 > 0:19:38On my life. On my life. That was exactly how long it lasted.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43I thought we would see how good our teams are at identifying noisy
0:19:43 > 0:19:45neighbours noises as we play
0:19:45 > 0:19:47What The Hell Are They Doing In There?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50APPLAUSE
0:19:54 > 0:19:56OK.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00The way this is going to work, it is one person from each team will be
0:20:00 > 0:20:03the eavesdropper whilst the other two
0:20:03 > 0:20:04will be making mysterious noises.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07You just have to get exactly what the hell they're
0:20:07 > 0:20:09doing in there and win a point for your team.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Melvin's team, you're going to play first.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Come over here, Melvin's team.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Hi, Melvin's team.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19OK, Melvin, who is going to be your eavesdropper?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Who do you want to go next door? - Frankie.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Frankie, come into my lounge.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27- I think I feel safer over this side. - I think you should stay over here.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Look, there's a fire.- OK, are you ready to make a noise?- Yeah.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34OK, let me get your props. Hang on. Here we go.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Hard, isn't it?- OK, Frankie, have you got your glass?- My glass?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- So you can listen to the wall?- Oh. - Thin wall.- Do it go this way round?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Yes!
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Fucking hell.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Rochelle would figure that out.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Frankie, are you ready, then?- Yes.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53What the hell is going on in here?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56THEY SLURP
0:21:00 > 0:21:02That's making me gag.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Are you eating ice creams?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Come and have a look, Frankie.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Yeah!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13APPLAUSE
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- OK, are you ready for your second noise? Frankie, are you ready?- Yeah.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20You two, get ready to make some noise.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21LAUGHTER
0:21:21 > 0:21:25OK, hold onto that. I'll join Frankie in our lounge.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Put your glass on and let's have a listen.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- Frankie, think about it, yes. Ready? - Are you trying to hear through me?
0:21:31 > 0:21:36Oh! Oh, yeah! That's it.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39You and Wayne would probably not do this.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Because you would hate it.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Oh! Oh! Is it ketchup?- Yeah!
0:21:45 > 0:21:46APPLAUSE
0:21:49 > 0:21:51It reminds me of, like, dirty, little children
0:21:51 > 0:21:53with it round their mouth.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55LAUGHTER
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Dirty, little children? - I can smell it!
0:21:58 > 0:22:02You need to go to therapy, Frankie. Thank you, Melvin's team, everybody.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04APPLAUSE
0:22:04 > 0:22:06CHEERING
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Rickie's team, come and join me in my house.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Get over here. Yes, Rickie. Who are you having from Union J?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19It's going to be Josh and Jaymi, I think.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- OK.- Where are we going? The other side?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Rickie, who is going to be your eavesdropper?
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Chris?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27OK, Chris, if you would like to go into the living room area.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32- Look at that.- Isn't this nice? - Oh, man, this is actually my house.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35OK, Chris, you stay in the lounge there.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Rickie's team, are you ready to make some noise?- Yes.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40OK, I'm going to get your first noise-making prop.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Do you want a hand, my love? - Yeah, I hurt myself.- Is that real?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46That is a real thing. Don't say what it is.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49That is foul.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53OK, Chris, what the hell are your team-mates doing in there?
0:22:53 > 0:22:58THEY GRUNT
0:22:58 > 0:23:03- Oh, yeah! Oh!- Chris, what the hell is going on in there?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I don't know but they're sounding really happy about it.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- I think they liked it.- There was a lot of slapping going on.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- Yes.- It might have been a massage. - You're saying massage.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Maybe, yeah.- Come and have a look at what they were doing.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Carry on making that noise.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16They were, of course, doing a bit of pounding.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Pounding some meat. You two go over there. Let's swap Union J members.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23George, JJ, come on.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Jaymi actually seems happy that we've swapped. Obviously it's bad.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30You two, go back. You two, here. OK, George, you take this.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- You hold those.- Can I run it really hard?- Does it really hurt?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Don't give it away. George, just rub it.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Chris, are you listening to this?
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- I'll do yours cos you rubbed it. - LAUGHTER
0:23:41 > 0:23:43George, are you ready? JJ, ready?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45No, no, no, no!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47One, two, three, Go.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Aaargh!
0:23:49 > 0:23:50LAUGHTER
0:23:50 > 0:23:52APPLAUSE
0:23:53 > 0:23:55There's hair!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- What the hell...? - Some of my stuff is still on him.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- What the hell do you think is going on in there?- I don't know.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07It was awful. I don't want to play a game any more.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I want to check that they are all all right. Oh, it's...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I know what it is. It's when Union J
0:24:12 > 0:24:15signed their contract with Simon Cowell.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16LAUGHTER
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- I don't know. I don't know.- No idea whatsoever? Do you want a clue?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- It's smooth. It's now smooth. - It's now smooth.- Oh, waxing!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- Were they getting waxed?- Yeah.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29APPLAUSE
0:24:29 > 0:24:32He was getting his arms waxed.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34OK, thank you, Rickie's team.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37If you want to go back to your seats. Rickie's team, everybody.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Good work, Chris Ramsey.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39APPLAUSE
0:24:39 > 0:24:43Thank you, teams, for playing what the hell are they doing in there?
0:24:43 > 0:24:46CHEERING
0:24:49 > 0:24:53OK. Right, time now for The Sweatbox where you get
0:24:53 > 0:24:56to actually help members of this very audience who will
0:24:56 > 0:24:58tell you what small thing they have been sweating about.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01You do your best to help them out with advice and whichever team
0:25:01 > 0:25:04they decide has given them the most help with get the point.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- Is everybody ready?- Yes. - OK, let's do this.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Who is in that Sweatbox of ours?
0:25:09 > 0:25:15- Hi, I'm Georgina and I'm addicted to gravy.- Oh, God.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Are we talking actual gravy or is this an innuendo?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21What kind of gravy is it because I'm a little bit of a gravy snob.
0:25:21 > 0:25:26- Is it like granules?- Oh, no, you know the liquidy-ish one?- Yeah.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28- And you sort of mix it in. - How addicted?
0:25:28 > 0:25:33Are you injecting it or are you smoking it?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35LAUGHTER
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Do you drink it cold? Do you drink it cold?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Um...no?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Ugh!
0:25:41 > 0:25:45- You drink gravy out of a glass? - Yeah.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47You know, Georgina, I don't find it weird.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51I used to get the cubes and drink it as a kid. I think it's quite nice.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53No, George.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Are you really going to drink that?
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- This is like heaven in a glass to me, right here.- I want to see this.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- OK, drink gravy.- Go on, drink it.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04THEY CHANT: Drink it! Drink it!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08- Oh, that is rough, man.- Oh, my God.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10LAUGHTER
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- Is that actual gravy? That's not actual gravy.- Do you want some?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16MELVIN: If it's real gravy...
0:26:16 > 0:26:18GEORGINA: It is real gravy. I'm not kidding.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Make sure you get in the box.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Jamie and Jaymi. Oh, don't drink gravy.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25That is gravy.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- I'll give you a point if you down it.- Five points.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Five points if you down it.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Jamie, please.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39- CHRIS:- Jamie, she's poor! A poor girl touched it!
0:26:39 > 0:26:40AUDIENCE: Oh!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Come on, Jaymi!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45CHEERING
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Jaymi! Jaymi! Jaymi!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51APPLAUSE
0:26:51 > 0:26:54CHEERING
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Five points for Rickie's team.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03CHEERING
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Any advice over here? - Stick with what you love.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Stick with what you love? Melvin's team?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Go out with a Northern guy. They put gravy on everything.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14That is unbelievable.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18That's true, I'd go out with you. I drink it every morning. Mouthwash.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Who are you going to go for? Melvin or Rickie?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24I have a Southern boyfriend so it's going to have to be Rickie.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26APPLAUSE
0:27:30 > 0:27:35OK, so that is it. I can reveal that tonight's winners are...
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Rickie's team.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39CHEERING
0:27:43 > 0:27:45So, a big thank you to Rickie,
0:27:45 > 0:27:49to Union J, Chris Ramsey, Melvin, Frankie and Jamie Laing.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53This has been Sweat The Small Stuff. I have been Nick Grimshaw.
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Good night, everybody.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56CHEERING
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