Episode 8

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0:00:04 > 0:00:08This programme contains some strong language and adult humour.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25Hello! Hi! I'm Nick Grimshaw and this is Sweat The Small Stuff!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Yeah!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Hello.

0:00:34 > 0:00:40- Hello, everyone. Hi, hello. Welcome to the last in the series... - AUDIENCE "Awww!"

0:00:40 > 0:00:43..of Sweat The Small Stuff.

0:00:43 > 0:00:49We should meet our team captains. They've been like the two cheeks of one beautiful arse.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53It's Rickie Haywood Williams and Melvin Odoom!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Hi, Rickie! Are you OK?- I'm OK.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- It's the last in the series. - I'm really sad.

0:01:03 > 0:01:09- I'll miss your face. Your "almost as incredible as Usher's" face.- Samuel L Jackson once told me

0:01:09 > 0:01:14- I'm like the busted-looking Usher. - You are. Like Usher got run over.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17And he didn't have insurance.

0:01:18 > 0:01:25- Melvin, I'm going to miss a lot about you.- Really?- Yeah. Your connections to Rickie.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Let's see who's on their teams.

0:01:28 > 0:01:33On Rickie's team is a dubstep superstar whose album is On A Mission.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35It's Katy B!

0:01:38 > 0:01:42And joining her, one of the best young comedians in the country

0:01:42 > 0:01:48who has toured with some of the biggest names in comedy. James Acaster, everybody!

0:01:51 > 0:01:57And over on Melvin's team, the last member of the Saturdays to appear - it's Una Healy!

0:02:00 > 0:02:04And one of the most handsome men of all time.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08It's Rick Edwards!

0:02:11 > 0:02:16- Una Healy, everybody. Hello, Una. - Hello.- How are you?- Good, thank you.

0:02:16 > 0:02:23- You're the final Saturday to appear. - I'm sweating it a bit now. - Do you feel nervous?- A little bit.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Why did you look at me when you said that?!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30And, everybody, Katy B is here!

0:02:30 > 0:02:35- Katy B, I love your new song. - Oh, thank you.- It goes like this.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38TRACK PLAYS

0:02:38 > 0:02:42It's just a little clip. Really good. I've played it every day.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Aww.- I'm obsessed.

0:02:45 > 0:02:52- Well, if that helps me sell a few more records, obsess away. - It won't help with anything!

0:02:52 > 0:02:58- Rick, I wanted to talk to you about your sweats.- Thank you. - Your nipples?- Well, the thing is...

0:02:58 > 0:03:02I was doing my daily naked torso examination,

0:03:02 > 0:03:09just to check what's going wrong, what's going right, and I realised my nipples are positioned too low.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14- Not massively. Just an inch too low. - Can we see?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Here they are. They should be here.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20As soon as you notice that, it's been playing on my mind!

0:03:20 > 0:03:25- I worry mine are too small. - Oh, really? What coin denomination?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- They're like a 5p. - That's not that small!

0:03:28 > 0:03:34- Some people say the nipple is the diddy that sticks out. - That's not 5p.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38- The areola. - So the whole areola and...

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Una, stop talking about nipples.

0:03:41 > 0:03:46- What about yours, Katy? Your nipples. What...- Rickie!

0:03:46 > 0:03:52- Nice try!- I saw the opportunity. - - That wasn't an opportunity! - What size coin?

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Yeah, what size coin?- Em...

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Massive chocolate coin?

0:03:58 > 0:04:04- 10p? That's quite big, isn't it? - No, 10p is normal. Una, what do you...?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- 50p.- 50p?!- Yours are a 50p?

0:04:06 > 0:04:11- Another one of your sweats, Rick... - Sorry. Does no one care what my nipples look like?

0:04:11 > 0:04:16- I'm sitting here on the end... - James, James...- We care.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Get your nipples out for everybody watching BBC3.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27CHANT: Do it! Do it! Do it!

0:04:30 > 0:04:35- You name...- I don't respond to the old nipple chants.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Never fell for it in school, not going to fall for it now.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43The nipples are staying in the jumper. Plus I only have one.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- OK, teams. Ready for Round One?- Yes!

0:04:48 > 0:04:53This whole series, we haven't been worried about the big news stories - war, politics.

0:04:53 > 0:04:58We're far more interested in stories like this teeny tiny one

0:04:58 > 0:05:03that says two Olympian swimmers admitted to peeing in the pool.

0:05:03 > 0:05:10This got a lot of us thinking about whether or not it was OK to sneakily top up the pool with your own urine.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15We will see the person in the street swear on...

0:05:15 > 0:05:19..this. This is the Quiff - slightly damp - the Quiff of Me.

0:05:19 > 0:05:26The slightly soggy, pee-drenched Bible on which we got them to swear the absolute truth.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30All you have to do is decide if they ever peed in a pool.

0:05:30 > 0:05:37- Does anyone pee in the pool? - It's there for you to piss in. - Well, that's not totally true.

0:05:37 > 0:05:44- Una, answer my highbrow question. Do you piss in pools?- I did spend most of my young life in a pool

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- cos I was a...- Mermaid? - A champion swimmer. A mermaid.

0:05:48 > 0:05:56- I still dream about being in a swimming pool, which isn't a good thing at night.- Yes.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- That's never happened either. - Good to know.

0:05:59 > 0:06:05- But maybe when I was young. - I want a yes or no answer. James, do you piss in pools?

0:06:05 > 0:06:08If I'm really, really bursting,

0:06:08 > 0:06:15I'll do it, but the amount of time it takes me to drive to the pool and then get changed,

0:06:15 > 0:06:17get into the pool...

0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Katy?- If you're the only one in the pool and having a look around...

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- You've just done a PA in Ibiza. - Yeah, you know.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- It's better to let it all out. - Let it ALL out!

0:06:30 > 0:06:36OK, let's find out now. Can you tell just by looking at someone if, as an adult,

0:06:36 > 0:06:40they have peed in the pool? I think everyone's done it.

0:06:40 > 0:06:45Start with your team, Melvin. Let's have the first person, please.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Hi, I'm Leonardo. On the Quiff of Grimmy, I swear to tell the truth.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52As an adult, have you ever peed in a pool?

0:06:52 > 0:06:56He definitely has, but we don't know whether he'll admit to it.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01- So yes?- Is this people who don't necessarily understand the question?

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- We'll say yes. - You're saying yes? Let's find out.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Of course.- When?

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Last time, last summer.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Why?- Because toilet was busy.

0:07:15 > 0:07:20- Good reason.- All right. One for your team, Rickie. Let's see this person.

0:07:20 > 0:07:25Hi, my name's James. On the Quiff of Grimmy, I swear to tell the absolute truth.

0:07:25 > 0:07:30- As an adult, have you ever peed in a pool?- Look at them eyes!

0:07:32 > 0:07:36"How did they find me? How? How did they know?"

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- James?- I know this.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42He has. It was in the papers.

0:07:42 > 0:07:48Er, he was front page of the Metro, peeing into the pool from the diving board.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52And he is looking like that, with the shifty eyes,

0:07:52 > 0:07:58"Do they not know who I am? What's the point if no one recognises me in the goddamn street?

0:07:58 > 0:08:03- "I hate the Quiff of Grimmy." - So we're saying yes.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05They're saying yes. Let's find out.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- No.- Never?

0:08:09 > 0:08:14No. As an adult, no. I'd like to have done, but no. I will do next time.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Oh, yeah!- Melvin, let's have one for you, Rick and Una.

0:08:18 > 0:08:24Hi, my name's Dorothy. On the Quiff of Grimmy, I swear to tell the absolute truth.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27As an adult, have you ever peed in a pool?

0:08:27 > 0:08:33- Yes, definitely.- She only pees in pools!- As an art project.- I think she pees in the shower as well.

0:08:33 > 0:08:40- Una?- Yes.- We're saying yes. - She looks an honest person. - She does. Let's say yes.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Yes!- Why?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46Because, like, when you go in water, you always need a wee.

0:08:46 > 0:08:51Like when you go in the bath. I might have weed in the pool, once.

0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Is she pissing in her bath?! - She urinates in her own bath water.

0:08:56 > 0:09:02- Water makes you want to wee. Looking at water can make you... - Wee.- ..want to wee.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06They say for number two to think of bricks falling down.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09What is wrong with you?!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Rickie, have a look at this person.

0:09:12 > 0:09:18Hi. My name is Stan and on the Quiff of Grimmy I swear to tell the absolute truth.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- As an adult, have you ever peed in a pool?- Audience?

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- ALL: Yes!- He looks like he has. He could be a dirty wee'r!

0:09:26 > 0:09:30He's had quite a long life. That's out of order, innit?

0:09:30 > 0:09:38- Cos he's old, he's done it! - He's had enough time to have to do that.- Yeah! Let's find out.

0:09:38 > 0:09:43- Yes.- When?- Three days ago. - Why?!- Because I wanted to!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Needs must!

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Oh!

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Wow!- I love that!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Thank you all for playing on the Quiff of Grimmy!

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- James...- All right?

0:10:03 > 0:10:08I have some of your sweats here. We should start with Blu-Tack! What's your issue?

0:10:08 > 0:10:15I moved into a new flat. The landlord doesn't want us using Blu-Tack, which I wasn't bothered with.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20- You can't put posters up with it. - What posters do you have?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24I don't even have posters. Which is part of the problem.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- So what do you want Blu-Tack for? - I want to roll it into sausages.

0:10:30 > 0:10:35You can play with Blu-Tack. It's a lot of fun.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39You can do the sphere. If you don't enjoy it, switch up to a sausage.

0:10:39 > 0:10:44But you've got to move your hand accordingly.

0:10:44 > 0:10:50When I was doing that, a lot of you were like, "That sausage will be awfully thin in the middle."

0:10:50 > 0:10:55Distribute it so you get a nice, long, even sausage.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Then you can roll that up into a snail.

0:10:59 > 0:11:05I'm not going to buy packs of Blu-Tack specifically for my modelling, my hobby.

0:11:05 > 0:11:12You don't play with them straight out the pack. So I need other flatmates putting posters up

0:11:12 > 0:11:18so I can scrounge for the Blu-Tack. And now that's not an option, so those dreams are over.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24That's...the best thing I've ever heard.

0:11:25 > 0:11:32OK, time now for Rickie and Melvin, the challenges. This is the last challenge of the series.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37We really have left the most awful challenge to last.

0:11:37 > 0:11:43- I actually can't believe we did this.- You messed up things for me at home.- It's so horrible.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48- Was this the worst one for you?- Top of the league. It's out of order.

0:11:48 > 0:11:54Let's see how they get on. I actually can't watch this. Rickie and Melvin - the final challenge!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Psst! You two! I'm in here.

0:11:59 > 0:12:06I'm hiding in here because this challenge is so awkward, I'm actually embarrassed for you.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10Here are your envelopes. Open it when you get to the location.

0:12:10 > 0:12:15This is the worst challenge of all time.

0:12:39 > 0:12:45- "Sit down, relax and watch TV with your mother.- It'll be a selection of sexy scenes from kissing...

0:12:45 > 0:12:47"..up to full sex.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51"The person who lasts the longest wins a point." Are you kidding?

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Full sex?- Nah!

0:12:56 > 0:13:01- Would you like a cushion or anything?- Yes, please.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03What are we going to watch?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13You embarrassed by that, Mum?

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Nah.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17It's all a bit lovey dovey. Boring!

0:13:17 > 0:13:22- Look at that. - Oh, behave yourself!

0:13:22 > 0:13:26This is what people are doing right now as we speak.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37All right. OK.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38OK.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43You shouldn't have got...

0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Oh...- Oh, God!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Oh, my God!

0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Oh, my God.- Don't look! - I'm not looking.

0:13:57 > 0:14:02- No, I'm not looking... - Why don't you not look?

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Oh, my days!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12OK...

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Mm-hm. Yes.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19- Are they fighting or something? - A kind of fight, Mum.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26- Oh, my goodness!- Melvin, I said don't look at it!- I'm not, Mum.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28OK.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31OK. Oh, my God.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- Oh, gosh!- Oh, my God!

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, my God.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43BOTH: Ohhh!

0:14:43 > 0:14:45OK!

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Time out!

0:14:47 > 0:14:52No, no, no. I can't do this. No. I'm out!

0:14:54 > 0:15:00I will agree to put money towards a kitchen if you get through the rest of these videos.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07- My dear Fiona! - Why did you call my sister's name?!

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Well done, Melvin. A point for your team!

0:15:20 > 0:15:27- Thank you. - Oh, my God. That was horrible. - A nightmare. She hated it.

0:15:27 > 0:15:32- What was happening at the end when you both went, "Ohh!"? - Happy ending.

0:15:33 > 0:15:40Well, I can tell you at the end of the series the team captain who has won the most challenges

0:15:40 > 0:15:43is Melvin! Congratulations!

0:15:43 > 0:15:50- # Simply the best! # - You simply are the best. You are the winner of the challenges.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Melvin! My hero!

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Oh, he truly is. Melvin, my man.

0:16:00 > 0:16:07He's won all those challenges. However, he no longer has a relationship with his mother.

0:16:07 > 0:16:12You win some, you lose some. Una, I want to talk about your sweats.

0:16:12 > 0:16:19- Right.- One thing you've been sweating about is...- The number two. - Literally.- In public.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Faeces. Well, public toilets, public toilets.

0:16:23 > 0:16:28- I like to take mine home... - You what?- You take it home?

0:16:28 > 0:16:32No, I mean keep it in. Keep it in.

0:16:32 > 0:16:37- You keep your poo in. - Until I get home. I don't like to do it in public places.

0:16:37 > 0:16:42Like poo in Trafalgar Square or something?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45You go in. Is the coast clear? OK.

0:16:45 > 0:16:51The next thing, a person comes in. You're like, "Oh, no...!" It's just about to come out.

0:16:51 > 0:16:58- The noise. You get so nervous that they'll hear the noise... - Do you think they'd be surprised?

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Now I can't leave because there's a smell.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05And then you go, hey, hand drier.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Toilet flush.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12I've got a better solution that I've tried myself.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14I call it the poo hammock.

0:17:14 > 0:17:20You get a load of toilet roll, fold it up so you've got three or four thicknesses.

0:17:20 > 0:17:27And then you just have it... You just put it underneath and you gradually lower the...

0:17:27 > 0:17:32You know when you see a whale getting transported from Sea World?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Then very slowly into the basin.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39And that is a silent entry. There it is.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44Both teams, the next round is The Big, Little Question.

0:17:44 > 0:17:51We asked out viewers the biggest little question of the week. It's something you've sweated about.

0:17:51 > 0:17:57When you're watching a movie with someone who's seen it before and they commentate right through.

0:17:57 > 0:18:05Somebody who ruins a movie, basically. Not someone like Anne Hathaway who ruins a movie.

0:18:05 > 0:18:12- It's people who take the enjoyment out of watching a movie with you. - Absolutely, yeah.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17We asked the public what's the most annoying way to ruin a movie? James?

0:18:17 > 0:18:22You know the bit before the film? After the trailers, the certificate.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26And it's all really formal. That should be a practice being quiet.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29People talking are making me tense.

0:18:31 > 0:18:37- I have something to confess. I hate films. All films.- Really?

0:18:37 > 0:18:41I can't sit down and watch a film. No attention span.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45The only films I've watched full are Mean Girls, Clueless and 17 Again.

0:18:45 > 0:18:51I don't know... I know who Tom Cruise is. I've seen him as that nutter on Oprah,

0:18:51 > 0:18:57- but I genuinely haven't seen a film with him in.- Really?! - "Why's he so famous?"

0:18:57 > 0:19:04All films! So what do you think our viewers thought was the most annoying way to ruin a movie?

0:19:04 > 0:19:11- Quoting lines immediately before? - No.- Loud eating?- No. - Throwing popcorn around?- No.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15When you get a dodgy DVD and somebody gets up in the middle.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18"Is it a dodgy DVD from the pub?"

0:19:18 > 0:19:22That answer is straight out of South London!

0:19:22 > 0:19:28- It is.- "Oh, this is such a good seat," then someone comes in, a big tall person,

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- and sits in front of me. - Rick Edwards.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35Yeah, you! When you come in and sit right in front of me.

0:19:35 > 0:19:43- I really want Rick and Melvin to go to the cinema.- He'll bring his mum, we'll watch some pretty fuzzy stuff!

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Una, you're saying people who block your view? Tall people?

0:19:47 > 0:19:53- Yeah.- That's the top answer that people hate. So congratulations, Una.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54Lovely. You win a point.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00OK, so the top three ways to ruin a movie were...

0:20:08 > 0:20:14That leads us to our next game. Movie Out of the Way, You Spoiler Sport, Wherever You're From!

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Like that? You like that!

0:20:21 > 0:20:26OK, this game is all about the top three answers. Are you ready?

0:20:26 > 0:20:31Fastest fingers first. Buzz in and be wrong, the others get a point.

0:20:31 > 0:20:36Question one is Movie Out Of The Way. Look on your little screen.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38What movie am I blocking?

0:20:38 > 0:20:43Buzz in if you know the right answer. Don't, if you don't know it.

0:20:44 > 0:20:49- Yes?- Hunger Games!- Absolutely correct. A point for your team.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Let's have another one. What am I blocking here?

0:20:53 > 0:20:59- Yes, Rickie's team?- Titanic! - Absolutely correct.

0:21:00 > 0:21:05OK, the next round is about spoilers. I'll spoil the end.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08All you have to do is name that movie. OK?

0:21:08 > 0:21:12I'll give you the ending. Name that movie.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15You think Kirk dies, but the alien blood saves him.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Toy Story!- Incorrect.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23- No. Rick?- Star Trek Into Darkness?

0:21:23 > 0:21:29- Boom! Yes.- What?! Is that really the ending?- Yes. - We've not seen it yet.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Sorry.- Unbelievable. - That's why it's called a spoiler.

0:21:33 > 0:21:40- I don't believe that. - It's in cinemas at the moment. - Sorry. It proves it's annoying.

0:21:40 > 0:21:45Next one. It's quite complicated, but we think the animals were humans and he was the tiger.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Avatar?- Incorrect.

0:21:47 > 0:21:52- Life of Pi.- Life of Pi. Absolutely correct.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00OK, question three. I'll show you an actor from a recent film.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04I want three other movies they have been in.

0:22:04 > 0:22:09You can't say that one that they're in now. Buzz in when you're ready.

0:22:09 > 0:22:14- Here's James Franco in Spider-Man. - Spider-Man...- He's been in it!

0:22:14 > 0:22:17- Planet of the Apes.- Yes. - The one...

0:22:17 > 0:22:21- - 127 Hours. - That's it.- Pineapple Express.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Boom! You win a point.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Let's have another actor, please.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man 1, 2 and 3.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Rick Edwards.- OK. Seven.

0:22:34 > 0:22:39- Yes.- I've got one. Sliding Doors.- Yes.

0:22:39 > 0:22:45- And...- One more. If you don't get it, we're going to pass it over.- No...

0:22:45 > 0:22:50Gwyneth Paltrow, come on! We've got to pass it over.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Iron Man!- That's her IN Iron Man!

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- She was in Country Strong. - Yes! You win a point!

0:23:00 > 0:23:07The third film of Paltrow there. Thank you for playing Movie Out Of The Way, You Spoiler Sport!

0:23:12 > 0:23:17OK, time now for the Sweatbox, where you help members of this audience.

0:23:17 > 0:23:22They'll tell you what they're sweating about. You help them.

0:23:22 > 0:23:27They'll decide which team has given them the best advice.

0:23:27 > 0:23:34- Who is first in the Sweatbox? - Hi, I'm Marcella!- Hello! What is wrong with you?

0:23:34 > 0:23:39My sweat is that I get bugs stuck in my Afro.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41I hear you.

0:23:41 > 0:23:45- What, all the time?- Well, I go camping quite a lot.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49I get home from camping and I go to wash my hair.

0:23:49 > 0:23:53- I have wasps, fag butts, flies... - Wasps?!- Yeah.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57Any advice? What can she do, Katy B? Her hair's full of animals!

0:23:57 > 0:23:59She could maybe brush her hair.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03What's the biggest bug you've found inside?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06The hornet wasp.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10I found a spider in my hair once after a particularly wild night out.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14- I pulled out a big, dead spider. - Oh, mate!- It's bleak.

0:24:14 > 0:24:19- Any advice over here?- I can give you my hairdresser's number if you like.

0:24:19 > 0:24:24- Would you say when you go to sleep it happens mostly?- Don't sleep!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Ever!- Put a net on your head.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30- Yeah!- It's definitely a passion killer.

0:24:30 > 0:24:37- Have you ever camped, Una?- I used to camp out the back of my house, when I was young.- Yeah.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41- We got earwigs coming in. - Have you had an earwig?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Not yet.

0:24:43 > 0:24:48- Are they a bit '90s, earwigs?- Yeah! - I haven't seen an earwig.

0:24:48 > 0:24:54- Where are they? - You don't see them any more. - They're old school!

0:24:54 > 0:24:56Yeah, old school!

0:24:56 > 0:25:00- Retro bugs. - They're all in her hairdo.

0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Whose advice will you go for? - I'm going to go for Melvin's team.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07You win a point for great advice!

0:25:09 > 0:25:12I want to do that.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Who is in the Sweatbox? - Hello! I'm Vicki!- Hi, Vicki!

0:25:16 > 0:25:20- Hi. What's your sweat, Vicki? - Irish Mary won't leave me alone.

0:25:20 > 0:25:25- Who's Irish Mary?- Well, I moved house about three weeks ago.

0:25:25 > 0:25:32I was walking home and I saw this little old lady with a dog and thought I'd best make pals.

0:25:32 > 0:25:38"How you doing, doll?" And she was like, "How are you?" It was the biggest mistake of my life!

0:25:38 > 0:25:45Because now, whenever I walk home, she jumps out of the house and talks to me for 45 minutes every day.

0:25:45 > 0:25:51- She sounds like a nice lady. - She's a doll, but I've got quite a busy little life of mine.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55I'm there with my Iceland bags and my prawn rings are defrosting.

0:25:55 > 0:26:00I want to get in the house! 45 minutes is quite a long time.

0:26:00 > 0:26:04I miss home quite a lot and I don't have many Irish people around me.

0:26:04 > 0:26:09- Maybe you could move her to be my next-door neighbour.- Palm her off!

0:26:09 > 0:26:15- Any other advice for young Vicki? - I feel more inclined to meet Irish Mary

0:26:15 > 0:26:20and give her some advice - make some friends you can trust!

0:26:20 > 0:26:24- I do feel awful - You haven't learnt her proper name!

0:26:24 > 0:26:28Would you consider framing her for a crime?

0:26:28 > 0:26:30That's an option, isn't it?

0:26:30 > 0:26:35Get her sent down. For anything. Just so she does a five stretch.

0:26:35 > 0:26:41- Whose advice are you going to go for? Team Melvin or Team Rickie? - I like Una's advice.

0:26:41 > 0:26:46- Yeah?- Yeah. - So you're going Team Melvin. You win a point for your team!

0:26:51 > 0:26:55That was the final round. Thank you, Sweatboxers!

0:26:58 > 0:27:03OK, so that is it. I can reveal that tonight's winners are... Melvin's team!

0:27:12 > 0:27:19A big thank you to Rickie, to Katy B and to James Acaster, Melvin, Una and Rick Edwards.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22CHEERING

0:27:22 > 0:27:28This has been Sweat The Small Stuff. I've been Nick Grimshaw. Good night! I will see you next series. Bye-bye!

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