:00:00. > :00:20.This programme contains some strong language.
:00:21. > :00:31.APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Hello. I am Nick Grimshaw. Welcome
:00:32. > :00:35.to Sweat The Small Stuff. Joining Melvin Odoom's team, the comedian
:00:36. > :00:39.Tom Davies and a woman who is sweating because Melvin is meant to
:00:40. > :00:44.be 100 feet away from her at all times, it's Sarah Harding. On
:00:45. > :00:51.Rochelle's team it's Iain Stirling and the star of Made In Chelsea who
:00:52. > :00:57.is sweating he is afraid his trousers might fall down, it's
:00:58. > :01:06.Spencer Matthews. Let's go and Sweat The Small Stuff. Come on. Hello
:01:07. > :01:09.everyone. Hi. This is the show all about those little annoyances in
:01:10. > :01:11.everyone. Hi. This is the show all life because life's little
:01:12. > :01:15.annoyances really are worth worrying about. This week, for example, I
:01:16. > :01:20.have been sweating about child stars growing up and looking all weird.
:01:21. > :01:24.That kid from the 6th Sense, he was nice. He would be nice as your son.
:01:25. > :01:32.This is him here. That's a nice son. Ah!
:01:33. > :01:35.Look at him now. It's like... LAUGHTER
:01:36. > :01:43.Happy Hallowe'en! It's like the middle of his face - because he was
:01:44. > :01:49.so successful, the middle of his face has went, I'm done. Let's start
:01:50. > :01:54.by finding out how our team captains are. Melvin Odoom, how are you? I am
:01:55. > :01:57.very well, man. Nice to see you I miss you all week. I can come and
:01:58. > :02:04.stay with you if you like. You could share a bed with me. We could do
:02:05. > :02:08.tops and tails, Grimmy. Rochelle, how are you? Good. How are you? You
:02:09. > :02:13.look beautiful tonight. I don't know. Thank you very much. Did you
:02:14. > :02:20.see yourself in Heat magazine this week? In one of those Who Wore It
:02:21. > :02:29.Best Things. You versus a massive celeb.
:02:30. > :02:35.I can't tell who's who. Which one are you?
:02:36. > :02:41.Sarah Harding, welcome to the show. Sarah, you were in that film St
:02:42. > :02:44.Trinians 2. You were an track tress in that -- you were an actress in
:02:45. > :02:53.that, did you sweat over what to wear to the Oscars? Are you mad we
:02:54. > :03:01.didn't make it to the Oscars? What! Outrage. Spencer Matthews from Made
:03:02. > :03:06.In Chelsea is here. Hello. How are you? People love spinner Matthews.
:03:07. > :03:10.-- Spencer Matthews. Surprisingly. Did you have to do acting lessons
:03:11. > :03:12.before you started Made In Chelsea or did you just start and went
:03:13. > :03:18.straight on? or did you just start and went
:03:19. > :03:22.stuff, that's just how it is. Jamie and I were saying the other day how
:03:23. > :03:27.is it without putting effort into the show it seems to keep going
:03:28. > :03:36.Because it's made up and scripted. It's not. I always hang out by the
:03:37. > :03:42.Thames! Hey! If you ever ask me to go to the Thames, I will be like
:03:43. > :03:47.something terrible's going to happen. You could argue it would be
:03:48. > :03:55.nicer if you dumped someone without any cameras being there. Tom Davis
:03:56. > :03:59.is here everybody. I don't know if anyone has mentioned this to you,
:04:00. > :04:08.you're bloody massive. I am officially a giant. A giant on the
:04:09. > :04:18.show! Stand up a second. Let's see this giantness in real life. Melvin,
:04:19. > :04:22.do it as well, for perspective. Both go to the front around here so we
:04:23. > :04:27.can see you are not stood on the Yellow Pages. Tom, hold your hand up
:04:28. > :04:31.as high as possible. Do both, why not. Let's have a party. Melvin if
:04:32. > :04:41.you can high-five Tom I will give you a point for the team. Higher!
:04:42. > :04:45.Higher! Yes! APPLAUSE
:04:46. > :04:51.Right, let's get on with the show. It's time for Quiff of Grimmy. It's
:04:52. > :04:56.about something Rochelle has been sweating about. What is that thing?
:04:57. > :05:03.Not me personally. But my friend wet herself. Vanessa? No, it's not a
:05:04. > :05:07.Saturday. I am a little bit worried this is what I have to look forward
:05:08. > :05:10.to. Apparently when you have kids you can just wet yourself. Have you
:05:11. > :05:16.ever weed yourself, Sarah? You must you can just wet yourself. Have you
:05:17. > :05:23.have. Almost. When I was on tour, you know, and hit the high notes.
:05:24. > :05:32.Did you say you pissed yourself Almost, yeah. Rochelle, you know how
:05:33. > :05:39.JLS have condoms... Which really worked for us. They've got their
:05:40. > :05:53.condoms. Maybe The Saturdays could do like nappies. In ence nappies,
:05:54. > :06:00.you could call them Shat-a--days. That's brilliant! Is that real? No,
:06:01. > :06:05.it's not real! It's a prop. I thought we would find out how common
:06:06. > :06:08.it was. We put it to the test. We asked people on the street have you
:06:09. > :06:10.ever wet yourself? The way this is going to work we will see the person
:06:11. > :06:23.swear on this. Again a little bit too much smoke.
:06:24. > :06:28.We will get it right next week. Because it's Hallowe'en we thought
:06:29. > :06:33.it would be the Quiff of Grimmy Reaper. You like that?
:06:34. > :06:37.APPLAUSE. Tom doesn't like that. I am slightly
:06:38. > :06:42.scared, that's all. What would you give that joke out of ten? Probably
:06:43. > :06:46.go seven. We wept around the country and -- went around the country and
:06:47. > :06:49.got the public to swear they were telling the truth. All you have to
:06:50. > :06:54.do is decide if they look like the sort of person who has wet
:06:55. > :06:59.themselves as an adult. It's a high-brow quiz. You go first,
:07:00. > :07:06.Rochelle's team. The first potential pisser, please. Swear to tell the
:07:07. > :07:13.truth. Have you ever wet yourself as an adult? She looks like she's doing
:07:14. > :07:16.it now. How do they know? I think yeah, she is a
:07:17. > :07:21.it now. How do they know? I think has, she's going to say no. I
:07:22. > :07:23.it now. How do they know? I think going to say no. OK, they're
:07:24. > :07:36.it now. How do they know? I think no. Yes. When? A couple of weeks
:07:37. > :07:43.ago. After a night out. Not proud of it. I love her. She's honest. And
:07:44. > :07:48.really sad. Melvin's team you are up next.
:07:49. > :07:52.Hi, I swear to tell the truth. Have you ever wet yourself as an adult?
:07:53. > :07:57.Definitely. Sarah, you were right in there. Why do you think he looks
:07:58. > :08:02.like he wet himself? He looks naughty. He looks a little cheeky. I
:08:03. > :08:09.think if you scared him enough he would piss himself. You are saying
:08:10. > :08:15.yes? We are going to go yes. No Not yet. I might have come close. But
:08:16. > :08:23.no. Not yet. Not yet like he wants to one day. Drinking a lot, not
:08:24. > :08:30.going to the toilet a lot. Keep reaching for that dream. Rochelle's
:08:31. > :08:34.team you are up next. We swear on the Quiff of Grimmy to tell the
:08:35. > :08:37.whole truth. Have you ever wet yourself as an adult? I don't think
:08:38. > :08:49.they've answered no to a question in a long time. They have pissed
:08:50. > :08:59.themselves. Let's find out. Yes All the time. I actually peed... She's
:09:00. > :09:04.proud she's won something. We are not offering a prize for the most
:09:05. > :09:08.incontinent person we speak to. For years I have been trying to get rid
:09:09. > :09:15.of Scottish stereotypes and two girls go on, piss? I do it all the
:09:16. > :09:23.time! I piss on her, she pisses on me. We piss on
:09:24. > :09:29.time! I piss on her, she pisses on world over! They look like a nice
:09:30. > :09:36.time! I piss on her, she pisses on people of Great Britain, especially
:09:37. > :09:41.Scotland. APPLAUSE
:09:42. > :09:46.It's time now for Grimmy Veryings. Every -- Investigates. Every week I
:09:47. > :09:50.ask people what their biggest sweats are concerning a specific topic
:09:51. > :09:54.Then I will pick one of those sweats and attempt to investigate it for
:09:55. > :09:59.them. Once again I feel this deserves a deck series open --
:10:00. > :10:04.detective series opening title sequence. Last week we had Poirot.
:10:05. > :10:09.Here he is. This week more mouse touches -- moustaches as I am Magnum
:10:10. > :10:36.PI. Ask your mum. APPLAUSE
:10:37. > :10:41.Love that. It's good. This week s chosen sweat topic was Hallowe'en.
:10:42. > :10:48.We got pretty amazing texts. The sweat that really caught my eye came
:10:49. > :10:50.from Keeley who lives in Barrow In Furness which I have never heard of.
:10:51. > :11:04.And her sweat is pumpkins. I thought as it is nearly Hallowe'en
:11:05. > :11:11.I would find out which one of our panelists is the biggest scaredy cat
:11:12. > :11:17.in a game we have called Terror Eyes. It's good, right. Before the
:11:18. > :11:22.show we secretly filmed each of the panelists watching a video of a dead
:11:23. > :11:24.snake. We filmed to see their reaction to see who
:11:25. > :11:25.snake. We filmed to see their scared. Let's play this to you now
:11:26. > :11:46.so you know what I am talking about. Terrifying! But this game I want
:11:47. > :11:51.teams for a point, I want you to tell me who you think gave the most
:11:52. > :11:55.terrifying reaction to that video. Rochelle's team which panelist do
:11:56. > :12:01.you think was the most scared? You can choose one of your team if you
:12:02. > :12:06.fancy. I think Melvin pissed himself. I think I was up there
:12:07. > :12:12.though. I reckon when the snake jumped at Tom he tried to punch it.
:12:13. > :12:16.Who are you going to say, Rochelle? I would like to think Melvin was
:12:17. > :12:24.more scared than me. Be honest, though. I shit myself. You are going
:12:25. > :12:30.Rochelle. Melvin's team, who do you think was the biggest scaredy cat.
:12:31. > :12:37.Choose someone from your own team. Sarah, how scared were you? You are
:12:38. > :12:41.still shaken up about it. What are you going to go for, Tom who looks
:12:42. > :12:46.like the biggest pussy around? I am going to go with Sarah. You look
:12:47. > :12:51.terrified even now. She looks scared now. We are going to look at the top
:12:52. > :13:02.three reactions. At number three it's Spencer!
:13:03. > :13:14.Oh my God! Oh... At number two, it's Sarah.
:13:15. > :13:31.Is that eating someone? It's very big. Argh!
:13:32. > :13:31.Is that eating someone? It's very panelist, and it's better than that,
:13:32. > :13:34.I can't panelist, and it's better than that,
:13:35. > :13:48.this, is Rochelle. Argh! !
:13:49. > :13:54.APPLAUSE That was amazing. So amazing. We
:13:55. > :14:03.could have a slow-mo replay. Let's have that in
:14:04. > :14:05.slow-mo. Let's look at the worst bit. We have
:14:06. > :14:22.a still here. That would go with the Shat-a--days.
:14:23. > :14:30.We are going to give you a bonus point for your team. Thank you for
:14:31. > :14:33.playing Grimmy Investigates. APPLAUSE
:14:34. > :14:36.Spinner, are you strug -- Spencer are you centringling -- struggling
:14:37. > :14:42.tonight because you are on telly and no one's telling you what emotion to
:14:43. > :14:48.convoy? -- convey? Can we see how good you are at conveying emotion
:14:49. > :14:51.right -- emotion right now? Look down camera one and convey the
:14:52. > :15:05.following emotions. OK. First up you are angry because your
:15:06. > :15:11.butler left a handprint on the bodywork of your Bentley. You are
:15:12. > :15:18.now confused after a working class person walked past you without
:15:19. > :15:21.bowing. APPLAUSE
:15:22. > :15:29.Can we see happy like you have just checked your bank account?
:15:30. > :15:33.LAUGHTER The many faces of Spencer
:15:34. > :15:39.LAUGHTER OK. It's time now for Rochelle and
:15:40. > :15:45.Melvin, The Challenges. Each week I challenge our Captains, Melvin and
:15:46. > :15:49.Rochelle, to take a small sweat out on to the faces of the public. This
:15:50. > :15:53.week it's about lad culture, you know those groups of like top lads
:15:54. > :15:59.who like down drinks and tell implausible stories about how many
:16:00. > :16:05.birds they've shaged. Would you say you are like a top lad? Don't really
:16:06. > :16:08.know. I thought I would spend Rochelle -- send Rochelle and Melvin
:16:09. > :16:14.out to see what would happen if they became lads for the night. Rochelle,
:16:15. > :16:21.how did you enjoy becoming a proper top lad for the night? I hated it.
:16:22. > :16:25.Did you? I never cringed... I died a little doing it. Let's find out who
:16:26. > :16:31.the biggest lad is in The Challenges.
:16:32. > :16:44.Are you wearing make-up? It's just base foundation.
:16:45. > :16:50.How do you reckon you will do? I am going to win this competition. How
:16:51. > :16:55.do you expect to beat me on a lad contest? Of course I am not worried.
:16:56. > :17:03.I have a secret weapon. It's down here. In my pants in case it wasn't
:17:04. > :17:08.clear. Will I beat Melvin? Is the referee a banker? Task one, approach
:17:09. > :17:19.a group of top lads, buy them a round of drinks... And challenge
:17:20. > :17:23.them to down a pint with you. Yeah! Sorry lads, sorry to interrupt, do
:17:24. > :17:30.you know if that's the right time? Hi, fellas, do you mind if I sit
:17:31. > :17:33.down here? Thanks. I am waiting for my mates here. I have some news to
:17:34. > :17:40.celebrate, I have been accepted my mates here. I have some news to
:17:41. > :17:45.the reserves for Fulham. I just want to celebrate, I want to sta
:17:46. > :17:53.drinking. Can I get a round with us? I want to start the drinks rolling.
:17:54. > :18:04.Do you want a beer to celebrate the football? Cool. Right, let's get the
:18:05. > :18:12.drinks in. Let's down this. Congratulations. Let's down them.
:18:13. > :18:21.Task two. Start a lad chat about football. Get as many high-ifies as
:18:22. > :18:28.-- high-fives as you can. Did you see the football last night? Um no,
:18:29. > :18:35.we were out. Fulham Reserves as in footie? Who did you play for before
:18:36. > :18:43.that? Luton. We are going to Brazil so we are buzzing about that Are you
:18:44. > :18:49.a football fan? Burnley. Sorry about that. We made it and we are very
:18:50. > :18:58.happy. High-five to that one. Oh, yeah! I am always backing my boys,
:18:59. > :19:06.you know. In the snooker hall yesterday, let's just say I poted
:19:07. > :19:13.the pink and the -- potted the pink and the brown. You can use that one,
:19:14. > :19:19.it's free of charge. Task number three, challenge and defeat a lad in
:19:20. > :19:24.an arm wrestle. Welcome to the gun show. My legs are in great shape at
:19:25. > :19:28.the moment. But my arms, I have been trying to work on the top half more.
:19:29. > :19:31.I have been going to the gym lately, trying to get a bit of gun action. I
:19:32. > :19:35.want to arm wrestle right now. I am trying to get a bit of gun action. I
:19:36. > :19:40.fighting fit. We will do an wrestle. Don't you worry. Come on,
:19:41. > :19:56.let's try. All right. It must be the drink. Oh, no, you
:19:57. > :20:05.are going to take me down. OK, see, I need to work out some more.
:20:06. > :20:13.APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Melvin wins the challenge! Melvin,
:20:14. > :20:18.Melvin, Melvin! Rochelle, you really didn't stand a chance. I am pleased
:20:19. > :20:28.I didn't win. Why? I don't want to be... It would have been great if
:20:29. > :20:33.you weren't a - if you won the challenge. It's time for Quick Fire
:20:34. > :20:35.Sweats. Teams will have to pitch a sweat to the audience against the
:20:36. > :20:38.clock. If they persuade the majority of the audience that it's annoying
:20:39. > :20:43.they'll get a point for their team. The way the audience are going to
:20:44. > :20:49.vote is by using these things here. They have a blue Grimmy card and a
:20:50. > :20:56.red Grimmy card. After the sweat is pitched I will ask them to hold up
:20:57. > :21:00.the annoyed face. But hold up the nice blue one if you don't find it
:21:01. > :21:06.annoying. Rochelle's team, you are going to go first. OK, my Quick Fire
:21:07. > :21:11.Sweats is, guys that think you can play the guitar and it's an air
:21:12. > :21:16.guitar, what's the point? You put a stupid facial - this stupid. It
:21:17. > :21:28.doesn't even look... Can we see it. I can't even do it. Music, please.
:21:29. > :21:38.Do it! MUSIC Oh, yeah! Oh, Spencer! Here we go.
:21:39. > :21:43.It's an air guitar-off! This is nice.
:21:44. > :21:47.It's an air guitar-off! This is about, what's annoying about that?
:21:48. > :21:55.That's exactly my point. Audience vote now. What do we think? They're
:21:56. > :22:03.blue. You kind of like air guitar. You don't get a point. Melvin's team
:22:04. > :22:06.what is your Quick Fire Sweats? I am annoyed by horoscope, especially
:22:07. > :22:15.phonelines, the only thing they can predict is you will ?1.59 poorer.
:22:16. > :22:23.The symbols - the only symbol I like is the Cancer because it looks like
:22:24. > :22:32.a 69. I do know what you mean about horoscopes. But then again I am a
:22:33. > :22:38.typical Leo. I have got one. Embarrassing tattoo. I have an Aries
:22:39. > :22:44.and Pisces sign and it says love in the middle. Is that you and Marvin's
:22:45. > :22:59.signs? What a weird way to hold your wrist up! It would be upside down!
:23:00. > :23:08.OK, audience vote. What do we think? I think it's definitely red. A point
:23:09. > :23:09.to Melvin's team. That was the end of Quick Fire Sweats.
:23:10. > :23:15.APPLAUSE OK. Time for a return of the Sweat
:23:16. > :23:18.Box where you help members of the audience. They'll tell you what
:23:19. > :23:21.they've been sweating about and you must help them out with advice.
:23:22. > :23:26.Which ever team they decide has given them the most help will get
:23:27. > :23:30.the points. Who is first in the Sweat Box tonight? Hi, I am Kelly. I
:23:31. > :23:35.get the same bus to work every day and seeing the same people, saying
:23:36. > :23:38.hello. Then I see them at the shops and don't know if it's acceptable to
:23:39. > :23:40.have a conversation with them. Are they my friends? I see people all
:23:41. > :23:48.the time and I am like, do I say they my friends? I see people all
:23:49. > :23:53.hi, how are you doing? they my friends? I see people all
:23:54. > :23:57.take Spencer's advice, have you seen Made In Chelsea? Always put in,
:23:58. > :24:03.lovely to see you when it's awkward. Say hi, how are you? Yeah, good
:24:04. > :24:09.Lovely to see you. Take care, see you soon. And you are out. It's
:24:10. > :24:11.over. APPLAUSE
:24:12. > :24:17.They're saying be really cold and say lovely to see you, buy, I am
:24:18. > :24:21.busy. Melvin's team, what advice would you give? Mix it up a bit
:24:22. > :24:26.Sometimes be horrible. Sometimes be nice. Keep it interesting. They go,
:24:27. > :24:34.shit, which woman are we going to get today? Go, how are you? Other
:24:35. > :24:39.times go... Whose advice are you going to take? I might go for
:24:40. > :24:44.Rochelle's. APPLAUSE
:24:45. > :24:48.Right, who is next in the Sweat Box tonight? My sweat is a couple of
:24:49. > :24:54.years ago I planned to get a tattoo done and it's got to say nanny. I
:24:55. > :25:00.went on Google, got a translation and got it on me but it doesn't say
:25:01. > :25:08.nanny, it says goat. I don't actually know what to do. You have
:25:09. > :25:17.the word goat, do you like goats? I don't. This is easy, you have a
:25:18. > :25:19.baby, name the baby goat. APPLAUSE.
:25:20. > :25:26.Sound advice from Iain Stirling there. Melvin's team what's your
:25:27. > :25:38.advice? Well, there is a rapper called LL Cool J, he had an album
:25:39. > :25:44.called Greatest Of All Time. You could say your nanny was the
:25:45. > :25:48.greatest. The advice is call your first-born goat or follow in
:25:49. > :25:52.greatest. The advice is call your footsteps of LL?
:25:53. > :26:00.greatest. The advice is call your , who is next in the Sweat Box? Hi,
:26:01. > :26:06.my sweat is I am nearly 22. Is that too old to have a really, really bad
:26:07. > :26:14.obsession with Dr Who? Let's find out just how big a fan Ruby, nearly
:26:15. > :26:19.22 is of Dr Who. I am scared. Ladies and gentlemen, can we make some
:26:20. > :26:33.noise for MrMatt Smith! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
:26:34. > :26:45.Matt Smith! Oh my God! I can't believe you are here. No problem. I
:26:46. > :26:51.can't believe you are on Sweat The Small Stuff. Would have been better
:26:52. > :26:54.than Spencer! Matt Smith! APPLAUSE
:26:55. > :27:04.Ruby, what about that? He has grown his hair back. She's a real fan Do
:27:05. > :27:14.you have actual posters? Yeah. Like you get in kids' magazines. Out
:27:15. > :27:25.fortnightly. Can you do that thing, name all the doctors? For a point go
:27:26. > :27:31.on. Patrick, John Tom Baker, Peter Davidson, Sylvester McCoy,
:27:32. > :27:38.Christopher he canlen to -- Ecclestone, David Tenent and Peter
:27:39. > :27:41.Capaldi at Christmas. APPLAUSE.
:27:42. > :27:49.I don't think this is a dilemma I love that you love Dr Who. Love what
:27:50. > :27:53.you want to love. Yeah, girlfriend! You don't need advice. You be proud
:27:54. > :28:08.that you are a geek. Ladies and gentlemen, Ruby! We are going to let
:28:09. > :28:19.you leave in a Tardis style. Ready, ruby? Everybody say bye, Ruby. Wow!
:28:20. > :28:27.Right, that's it. I can reveal that tonight's winners are... Rochelle's
:28:28. > :28:36.team! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
:28:37. > :28:43.A big thank you to Rochelle and Spencer and Iain, Melvin and Sarah
:28:44. > :28:46.and Tom. I am Nick Grimshaw. You have all been beautiful. Good night
:28:47. > :28:55.everybody.