:00:00. > :00:24.This programme contains adult humour and strong language.
:00:25. > :00:34.Hello! I'm Nick Grimshaw. Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff. Let's go meet
:00:35. > :00:37.the teams. Joining Melvin Odoom this week is comedian Bobby Mair and it's
:00:38. > :00:40.the chart topping rapper who's sweating because he hates being
:00:41. > :00:43.called a rapper - it's UK rap sensation, Example! Go on, give us a
:00:44. > :00:46.rap. And over on Rochelle Humes' team is very funny man Joel Dommett
:00:47. > :00:49.and the Scissor Sister who's sweating because we might ask her to
:00:50. > :00:52.demonstrate what her band name means. It's Ana Matronic. So let's
:00:53. > :01:08.go and sweat the small stuff! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Hi everyone!
:01:09. > :01:11.Welcome to Sweat the Small Stuff. This is the panel show all about
:01:12. > :01:13.those little annoyances in life. Because life's little annoyances
:01:14. > :01:23.really are worth worrying about. Like this week I've been sweating
:01:24. > :01:44.about celebrity love lives. I have been sweat gt about a cyclist who
:01:45. > :01:46.got a lot of dog poo over him. One bystander commented: "I've not seen
:01:47. > :01:49.that much sheet being peddled since Example released his last album!"
:01:50. > :01:52.I'm only joking Example, you know I love your sheet! We've actually got
:01:53. > :01:56.a photo of that horrific incident, now look away now if you're easily
:01:57. > :01:59.offended. What this a picture. Let's start off by finding out how our
:02:00. > :02:08.team captains are? Rochelle, how are you? Very well. You left your shoes
:02:09. > :02:15.last week. This week you left your coal tin. I will put it on to
:02:16. > :02:22.prove... It fits perfect. It is nice, come on Bobby. If you force
:02:23. > :02:29.it. I think it might be too small. I can't take it off. It is quite
:02:30. > :02:39.tight. I will get him. Don't touch him with your hands! Why not?
:02:40. > 1:15:24Because he is not a nice person. Oh my God. I'm stuck. It was funny at
1:15:25 > 1:15:24the start. But now... You've got to watch her! I will have that arm!
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Come on, have you got it? Oh! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Well done. I
1:15:25 > 1:15:24have got a bit of a sweat on. I'm sweating. Oh my God it is Example's
1:15:25 > 1:15:24baby! I don't know what was said, but you were talking nonsense. I had
1:15:25 > 1:15:24a go at Alexander Burke and you stuck up for her. You said I have
1:15:25 > 1:15:24heard the Saturdays and it was like eating a dog sheet salad. Did you
1:15:25 > 1:15:24see that? It is fine. I won't say, I bought disco lover as well. Love! It
1:15:25 > 1:15:24is cool. Do you want to have a hug? A little one.
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Ana Matronic welcome to sweat the small stuff. How are you? Very well.
1:15:25 > 1:15:24It is amazing to have a Scissor Sister on the show. I feel like that
1:15:25 > 1:15:24is proper. Here you are. That is me on the left! Ana, you're a big fan
1:15:25 > 1:15:24of robots. Yes. You want to have a robotic arm. Yes. I have a tattoo.
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Why don't we play shag, marry kill with robots. With Robocop, Wall-E
1:15:25 > 1:15:24and Optimus Prime. Wall-E is too sentimental. But after he banged
1:15:25 > 1:15:24you, he would clean up. He would. I will go shag Robocop. Robo Cock! And
1:15:25 > 1:15:24will Wall-E and marry Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime will be furious when
1:15:25 > 1:15:24he finds out you locked Robocop. He will lock you on his own bonnet. And
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Bobby is here. Are you the kind of guy that sweats over things? I'm
1:15:25 > 1:15:24pretty upset all of the time. I'm sick of people thinking I'm homeless
1:15:25 > 1:15:24if I sit down in public. It is really not fair. The other day I was
1:15:25 > 1:15:24in front of a shop and yes, I was reading Big Issue, because of the
1:15:25 > 1:15:24cover, not because I sell it. I'm smoking a cigarette, because I'm
1:15:25 > 1:15:24suicidal and passive aggressive and this gorgeous girls smiles and I
1:15:25 > 1:15:24think, she has seen me on TV, I have got it. Whatever it is I have never
1:15:25 > 1:15:24had. She said do you want a sandwich or something? She thought I was
1:15:25 > 1:15:24homeless and she didn't trust me to just give me money. She thought I
1:15:25 > 1:15:24would spend it on drugs, by is true but offensive. You do have an air of
1:15:25 > 1:15:24sort of serial killer. Like you care, you wouldn't talk to me on the
1:15:25 > 1:15:24street. If I walked up to your car, you would drive over my foot! Time
1:15:25 > 1:15:24for round one and what have you been sweating about? When I make love to
1:15:25 > 1:15:24a sweet woman. I can't bear to hear it any more. He always describes it
1:15:25 > 1:15:24as sweet love. I like to keep it fresh and I thought about trying
1:15:25 > 1:15:24spanking. Do you ask to spank someone? If somebody questions. How
1:15:25 > 1:15:24hard do you do it? I reckon you have done it. Oh, not me. I thought we
1:15:25 > 1:15:24would find out how common it was and rounded up some people and asked
1:15:25 > 1:15:24them have you ever been spanked. We will see the person swear on this!
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Jingle merrily on high. This is one of sweats, that everyone is getting
1:15:25 > 1:15:24excited about Christmas and it is November. So we should probably hold
1:15:25 > 1:15:24a ceremony for the first annual turning on of the quiff of Grimmy
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Christmas lights. So you need a special celebrity guest and here to
1:15:25 > 1:15:24turn on the quiff of Grimmy light is the one and only Christopher
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Maloney! Five, four, three, two... Stop for a second. How is your Nan?
1:15:25 > 1:15:24She is good. She is brilliant. She sends her love. Five, four, three,
1:15:25 > 1:15:24two, one! Yeah! Thank you Chris. It is not about Christmas it is about
1:15:25 > 1:15:24spanking and we got people to interthey would tell the truth. All
1:15:25 > 1:15:24you what to do is decide if they were the sort of person who would be
1:15:25 > 1:15:24spanked. Melvin's team you go first. I swear to tell the truth. Have you
1:15:25 > 1:15:24ever been spanked? What do we think? He was probably spanked at school by
1:15:25 > 1:15:24other boys. He leaves mischievous. I think he is hiding something. Yes, a
1:15:25 > 1:15:24paddle behind his back. Probably a yes. I don't think. So my mum does
1:15:25 > 1:15:24get quite angry, but not sexually, just as in bad boy. I love he
1:15:25 > 1:15:24clarifies, not in a sexual way. Rochelle's team, do they look like
1:15:25 > 1:15:24they have involved in spanking. I swear to tell the whole truth. Have
1:15:25 > 1:15:24you ever been spanked? Yes. They're saying yes. Yeah. I think yeah. She
1:15:25 > 1:15:24keeps that ring on. Oh. They say yes. Maybe! Yes! She looks like she
1:15:25 > 1:15:24loves it. Next one for you. I swear to tell the truth. As an adult have
1:15:25 > 1:15:24you ever been spanked? He looks like he is thinking about that spank he
1:15:25 > 1:15:24had. It was a sweet one on the left cheek. What do we say? Let's just
1:15:25 > 1:15:24keep saying yes. Let's find out. Maybe. Yes. Did you like it? He was
1:15:25 > 1:15:24like a bond villain. Yes, I think I have. Oh! Thank you to people for
1:15:25 > 1:15:24playing on the quiff of Grimmy. I imagine you have nothing to sweat
1:15:25 > 1:15:24about. I heard you signed a huge record deal for millions. No, not
1:15:25 > 1:15:24millions. They make stuff up. Well, how big is your telly? 65 inch. He
1:15:25 > 1:15:24is a billionaire. 65 inches?. You got married this year. Yes. He is
1:15:25 > 1:15:24rich and got married. Congratulations. Yes thank you.
1:15:25 > 1:15:24There he is. I'm so rich! Don't you worry about a thing. You throw the
1:15:25 > 1:15:24flowers out I will get you more. Will you have some baby Examples. I
1:15:25 > 1:15:24think we will try soon. What do you want? I have got a busy schedule.
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Now time for the challenges. Where each week I challenge Rochelle and
1:15:25 > 1:15:24smell Melvin -- Melvin to take a challenge. This week's sweat is
1:15:25 > 1:15:24about the people who have inappropriate conversations on their
1:15:25 > 1:15:24phones in public. So let's see who is victorious in the challenges. Why
1:15:25 > 1:15:24don't you give it up, go back to your singing, go with your
1:15:25 > 1:15:24girlfriends. That was nice. Sometimes I do wish I was in the
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Saturdays so I could spent more time with have a Ness is a. -- van ess is
1:15:25 > 1:15:24a. -- Vanessa. I am surprised you have on TV, you have a face for
1:15:25 > 1:15:24radio. So you will receive three phone calls. All of which you will
1:15:25 > 1:15:24take in public, in order to win. And cause a member of the public to walk
1:15:25 > 1:15:24away or ask you to be quiet. PHONE RINGS. Hi, how are you. You do what?
1:15:25 > 1:15:24No, no, please. Because I can't satisfy, I told you I'm getting them
1:15:25 > 1:15:24enlarged. Beach balls, but I love you. I will do it. Will it help if I
1:15:25 > 1:15:24sing a song. # Everybody in love! I made one mistake. I didn't mean to
1:15:25 > 1:15:24kiss her. I didn't know she was your sister. I found someone else any
1:15:25 > 1:15:24way. No, bye. I'm with someone now. You're making a mistake. Fine.
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Don't... Leave me! Hello. You have got my results
1:15:25 > 1:15:24right? I was away for two week and went in the jungle for a tiny bit.
1:15:25 > 1:15:24An STD do you know what STD stands for. Oh right. OK. Ebola?
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Gonorrhoea? That must be causing the leakage. Have you heard of EBOLA.
1:15:25 > 1:15:24It comes from monkeys? What does airborne mean? I'm going now. God!
1:15:25 > 1:15:24No more funny business for me. Bye. Hello. Hey baby. I'm so glad you
1:15:25 > 1:15:24rang. I'm naked now! I will give you a cuddle. I will do everything you
1:15:25 > 1:15:24like tonight, just the way you like it. Hmm! I had a dream that I died
1:15:25 > 1:15:24and went to heaven, but heaven was just me and you cuddling, it was so
1:15:25 > 1:15:24cute. Kissing and hugging and... Sex and sheet! I hope I don't cuddle
1:15:25 > 1:15:24you. Best dress ever. Just thinking about you is getting me all aroused
1:15:25 > 1:15:24and worked up. But there is some hot looking people around here. I can't
1:15:25 > 1:15:24wait to see you in five minutes, it feels like forever. Don't touch
1:15:25 > 1:15:24yourself there. Stop it. M wah! You're my little puppy dog! Maybe we
1:15:25 > 1:15:24could do it twice tonight? How did yoi find that Rochelle? It
1:15:25 > 1:15:24was so awful. You're my little puppy dog. Did you find that difficult? I
1:15:25 > 1:15:24loved it. Melvin is the winner and you get a point for you team. Now
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Grimmy investigates and I ask people on the radio what people's biggest
1:15:25 > 1:15:24sweats are concerning a topic and then will pick a sweat and
1:15:25 > 1:15:24investigate it for them. I think this deserves a detective series
1:15:25 > 1:15:24opening title sequence. Last week, Melvin dressed as Shaft. This week,
1:15:25 > 1:15:24it is Columbo! And just one more thing... My wife lives you, enjoy
1:15:25 > 1:15:24the VT. And what is the most annoying things
1:15:25 > 1:15:24about dates. We got the best texts, but one from one Emilia, who said, I
1:15:25 > 1:15:24once arranged to meet a guy: I have decided to investigate
1:15:25 > 1:15:24whether you can judge people from their dating profiles. We will play
1:15:25 > 1:15:24a game called match me if you can. Before the show I asked each of the
1:15:25 > 1:15:24panel about their dating history and from this I have created a dating
1:15:25 > 1:15:24profile for each of them and put nit my own dating web-site. Grimder! So
1:15:25 > 1:15:24you have to match the profile to the person. Rochelle's team who does
1:15:25 > 1:15:24this profile belong to. Where would you take your ideal date, they said,
1:15:25 > 1:15:24somewhere inexpensive, but a test of character. Perhaps a maze. And asked
1:15:25 > 1:15:24where was the furthest they would go on on a
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Who do we think this belongs to? It could be Bobby. I don't know whether
1:15:25 > 1:15:24these 50 sexual partners knew about it! I think it is either Bobby or,
1:15:25 > 1:15:24do you think Bobby? Let's try Bobby. They're saying Bobby Mair is that
1:15:25 > 1:15:24correct? Yes! It is Bobby Mair! What happened with the girl asking about
1:15:25 > 1:15:24your mother? OK, let me explain something after my mom died, sad
1:15:25 > 1:15:24yes, but funny coming. She said what do you parents do, I said my dad's a
1:15:25 > 1:15:24carpenter and my bomb died and -- mom died and she was like, I am
1:15:25 > 1:15:24sorry. She said I'm sorry. This girl said sorry so many times I thought
1:15:25 > 1:15:24she might have something to do with my mother's death! Melvin's team,
1:15:25 > 1:15:24who does the profile belong to. Rochelle and Ana are glamorous. So I
1:15:25 > 1:15:24don't think it is those guys. The only one pathetic enough could be
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Joel. Are we going to go with Joel? It has to be. It is Joel Dommett!
1:15:25 > 1:15:24What happened the onion. This is a weird one right. She had a house
1:15:25 > 1:15:24party and she said come to my party and I went uptear -- upstairs and
1:15:25 > 1:15:24she was with another man smogging him. I was -- snogging him. She
1:15:25 > 1:15:24didn't see me and I left her house, just as is leaving, I thought, steal
1:15:25 > 1:15:24something! So I went into the kitchen and I took two onions. But
1:15:25 > 1:15:24she was at the top of the stairs and was like oh, my God, didn't realise
1:15:25 > 1:15:24you were hear and she hugged me and I had onions in my pocket and she
1:15:25 > 1:15:24felt the onion... And then she got distracted and I left. The next day
1:15:25 > 1:15:24she called and I thought here is the apology. But she went, did you steal
1:15:25 > 1:15:24my locking onions! I was like, oh yeah, I did. Why did you steal
1:15:25 > 1:15:24onions? I went it is what you deserve! That is a good note to end
1:15:25 > 1:15:24match me if you can. We didn't have time for Example's dating profile,
1:15:25 > 1:15:24but Example admitted he slept with over 50 women and his worst date was
1:15:25 > 1:15:24hen he slept with somebody in Ibiza but they had trouble when they
1:15:25 > 1:15:24swapped numbers. This bird tweeted me and she was fit and South
1:15:25 > 1:15:24American. I met up with her and... She said oh you are back in Ibiza in
1:15:25 > 1:15:24a few weeks. I said yes I will see you again. I gave my phone and then
1:15:25 > 1:15:24she gave me her phone to me put my numbers in and she had already
1:15:25 > 1:15:24entered my name and it said, Calvin Harris! I didn't correct her. And I
1:15:25 > 1:15:24saw her two weeks later. And that is why it is great to be Calvin! Well
1:15:25 > 1:15:24done teams. Thank you for playing Grimmy investigates. Let's move onto
1:15:25 > 1:15:24the next round? It's time for the Sweat Box where you get to actually
1:15:25 > 1:15:24help members of this very audience. They will tell you what they've been
1:15:25 > 1:15:24sweating about recently and you must do your best to help them out with
1:15:25 > 1:15:24advice. Whichever team they decide has given them the most help will
1:15:25 > 1:15:24get the point. Who's first in the sweat box? Hi our sweat is we talk
1:15:25 > 1:15:24to each other in a baby voice and have a hand shake and our friends
1:15:25 > 1:15:24think we are weird. You two are gins -- twins? Yes. We need the baby
1:15:25 > 1:15:24voice. When you talk like a baby. We are like babies. That is how babies
1:15:25 > 1:15:24speak? Can you see the secret hand shakes! Ooh! Ooh! Oh, my God. Woo!
1:15:25 > 1:15:24What is your advice for these two? What should they do? Keep the hand
1:15:25 > 1:15:24shake, lose the baby voice. Bobby? Well, I don't like the hand shake.
1:15:25 > 1:15:24What? They look happy and I'm jealous, because they always have
1:15:25 > 1:15:24friends because they're twins. Don't do ther. Just act like a human
1:15:25 > 1:15:24being! They say keep the hand shake. They say lose the hand shake. Whose
1:15:25 > 1:15:24advice are you kwog to take? Rochelle's! You get a point. Who are
1:15:25 > 1:15:24you? James. Go on. I have no idea what that means. My sweat is about
1:15:25 > 1:15:24dancing. I go out with my friends and they're showing off their moves,
1:15:25 > 1:15:24I'm at the bar holding the drinks, I would like to be able to dance
1:15:25 > 1:15:24better in public. That is my sweat. OK. I think we need to see how good
1:15:25 > 1:15:24or bad a dapser you are. -- dancer you are. Would you dance with Ana
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Matronic? OK. Let's do it. Do a bit of this. Do it romantic style. That
1:15:25 > 1:15:24is great. Oh, beautiful! He has some natural rhythm. You're the only one
1:15:25 > 1:15:24who has said that. There is not a lot of movement. Maybe we should all
1:15:25 > 1:15:24dance. Can Can we have a music change. Shoulders James. Does anyone
1:15:25 > 1:15:24from the audience want to join in with James? # I feel like dancing! #
1:15:25 > 1:15:24I feel like dancing! Yeah that is it James. Melvin, let's
1:15:25 > 1:15:24make him twerk! No! Thank you everyone. Rochelle do you have any
1:15:25 > 1:15:24advice? I think just take Melvin out with you next time. Melvin? Just
1:15:25 > 1:15:24come out with us. If every time you take all of these people and all the
1:15:25 > 1:15:24audience? So who will you take? I will go with Melvin. He will go with
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Mel VIP's team. That was the final round. Thank you sweat boxers. I
1:15:25 > 1:15:24think the whole tension thing worked last week at the end. Let's get
1:15:25 > 1:15:24tense! Up in this mother. Make it even more tense. Will Christopher
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Maloney please bring on the winner's envelope. Thank you. I am moving on
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Sunday and I need a couple people to help if you're free. You won't
1:15:25 > 1:15:24believe this, but it is believe Melvin and Rochelle. It is like the
1:15:25 > 1:15:24X Factor. I don't do -- can't do it. You have to step to it Maloney. It's
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Melvin's team! Melvin's team! Oh, a big moment and a big shame for
1:15:25 > 1:15:24Rochelle. Melvin, Bobby and Example, this has been Sweat the Small Stuff
1:15:25 > 1:15:24and I have been Nick Grimshaw and you have all been beautiful. Good
1:15:25 > 1:15:25night even! Everybody.