0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Great start there. Brilliant start and the crowd love it, I think.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29I think they enjoy all being out the house. Oh, hi there.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34Welcome to the best and unseen bits of Sweat The Small Stuff Series 3.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38You join me here with the show's director, Toby, who's also my lover.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- What?- You are.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43He's quite the bear. We are going to have a look back
0:00:43 > 0:00:46at some of the laughs we've had over this series, so get yourself comfy
0:00:46 > 0:00:51and enjoy some of the best bits of Sweat The Small Stuff Series 3.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Press the button. Oh, by the way, did you cut out
0:00:53 > 0:00:57- all the Rochelle and Melvin bits, cos they had to go, didn't they? OK. Press play, Toby.- Don't touch me.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00APPLAUSE
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Hi. This is Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:01:02 > 0:01:05the panel show all about those little annoyances in life
0:01:05 > 0:01:09because life's little annoyances really are worth sweating over.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12This week, I've been sweating about Gareth Malone
0:01:12 > 0:01:14being on the show because...
0:01:14 > 0:01:16CHEERING
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I know what Malone is going to make me do.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22He's going to try and make me sing and even though I don't want to,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25once you look in Malone's eyes, you can't not sing.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27You will sing.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30# I can't live
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- # If living is without you... # - More.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36# I can't give
0:01:36 > 0:01:39# I can't give any more... #
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Go for it! Go for it! - # I can't live... #
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- I think that's fine. Thank you. - So persuasive.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47He's like...human Rohypnol.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Right. We're going to start off by finding out about our team captains.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Our beautiful Rochelle, it was nice to see you performing at Eurovision.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Loved that. You looked amazing.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58LAUGHTER
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Melvin, you and Marvin, you're mates in real life, you hang out.- Mm-hm.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Is this going to be a distraction or is this going to make
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- the team stronger?- I think it's going to really confuse Rochelle,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19definitely. She won't know what to do. Two sexy, hot guys on this team.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21She won't know what to do with herself.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You went to the stag do, of course, to Marvin's stag.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- No, I didn't go to his stag do. - Yeah, you did.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31- No, I didn't go on the stag.- We've got a photo of you on the stag.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33LAUGHTER
0:02:36 > 0:02:41- And you have got quite a hardcore following of fans.- Other than me.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44You are, of course, The Vamps and the girls are the Vampettes, the boys are the Vampions.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48You should cash in on some merch for the girls, is what I'm thinking.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51The Vampettes could use...
0:02:51 > 0:02:52vampons.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55LAUGHTER
0:02:55 > 0:03:00- That is nice.- Brilliant. - That is awesome.- For heavy flow.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- JLS have got their condoms. - They have got their condoms, yeah.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Would you like a vampon?- Yeah.- There you go, Abbey Clancy. There you go.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12- One box sold.- It hasn't got our faces on them?- No!- Urgh!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Oh, my God.- That is disgusting.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21No, Brad, they won't have the faces on cos then your face would swell.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28We are all going to learn now from Alexa Chung, who's well fashionable,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30what's in and what's out, basically.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- The little game is called "It Or Not It?".- OK.- OK.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39OK. So, first of all, Alexa Chung, espadrilles, it or not it?
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- I love an espadrille. - Yeah?- I think they're great.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- But they do make your feet smell weird.- Oh, OK.- I think they're it.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50They're it. OK. What about backpacks?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52It or not it?
0:03:52 > 0:03:56The problem is with backpacks, they're incredibly ageing.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59As soon as you put one on and you're not at school...
0:03:59 > 0:04:02That is true. What about little baby turtles?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- They're adorable. - They're so it!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- They're so it.- Especially in a little sandwich.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Do you think you can pick Melvin up? - Try! Please try.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Please try.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19LAUGHTER
0:04:19 > 0:04:21APPLAUSE
0:04:31 > 0:04:34What the fuck are you doing with my boyfriend, mate?!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- That is so good. - I'll knock you out, prick.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43This might be the weirdest question I've ever asked on telly,
0:04:43 > 0:04:48but is it true that you can do a great impression of Sellotape?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54So, I lost my tooth in a fight, a food fight,
0:04:54 > 0:04:57and then, basically, since then, I've got this little hole
0:04:57 > 0:04:59and I can do various tapes.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02So, like, this is Sellotape.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04HE SQUEALS
0:05:04 > 0:05:08CHEERING
0:05:10 > 0:05:12I can do gaffer tape.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14HE SQUEAKS
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I can do double-sided, which is...
0:05:16 > 0:05:20HE SQUEAKS TWICE
0:05:20 > 0:05:23And that... That is it.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27The Rock-o-meter is a physical representation of just how
0:05:27 > 0:05:30rock 'n' roll you and Example are.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33First up, have you ever slept with a groupie?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35# These hoes ain't loyal. #
0:05:35 > 0:05:37No. Er... No.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- No? You?- Loads.- Loads!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Have you ever got off with a model, say, Carla Delevingne?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Yeah. LAUGHTER
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Rock 'n' roll, man!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54You're married to one, aren't you?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Miss Australia. It's different.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01All right, then. We'll move you up one. Jesus Christ.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Have you ever had a poo at Jay-Z's house?- Yeah.- Yeah!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Can you show me how to do an on-screen kiss?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- You want me to do it on you? - Yeah. Shall we do it here?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15CHEERING
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- So, this one's no tongues. - We're going to do no tongues,
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- but you have to pretend like you fancy me.- OK. I'm into it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28So, it would be like... I don't know why I've done this.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Do I hold the elbows? - Are you really going to do it?!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37CHEERING
0:06:51 > 0:06:52High-five for that.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57LAUGHTER
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Let's have another best bit, probably featuring me.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Hit it, Toby, you big bear.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05OK. You can take your blindfolds off.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Is it a boy or is it a girl?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Has Ed Sheeran just got back from travelling?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Seriously, though, Melvin, you do like to chat up ladies in the bar.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18If you saw this...this head,
0:07:18 > 0:07:21would you be like, "I'm going to have sex with them"?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I think you guys have stitched me up cos I know this head.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- You know that head?!- I know this head.- You know this head?- Yeah.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- How do you know this head?- Oh, my God.- I met her about a month ago.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34No way!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37And she's a surfer which is why her hair looks like that.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Do you want to do this? You're saying a girl and you know her?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43This tells us something because you recognise her from behind.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45LAUGHTER
0:07:45 > 0:07:47APPLAUSE
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Do you want to find out if it's a boy or girl?- I know it's a girl.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- OK. Come and buy her a drink. - Did you say you've dated her?- Yeah.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57He's dated everyone that ever comes onto the show.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Including me and I didn't like it.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Come on, then, Melvin. Let's find out. Is he right?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08He's saying it's a girl that he's dated. Let's find out.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Could be a slap to the face. - Oh, my God.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13OK. Here we go. Here we go.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Hi, sexy. Can I get you a drink?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17I'm Luke and I'm a boy.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25OK. Let's get on with the show.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27It's time for the round where we go out and about
0:08:27 > 0:08:29to meet the great British public.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Please welcome the Quiff of Grimmy.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34APPLAUSE
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- It's amazing.- It's good, right? - Really good.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- DJ Fresh?- Yes, big up.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Rochelle's team, this one's for you.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Hi, I'm Meg and I swear on the Quiff of Grimmy to tell the truth.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Do you talk dirty during sex?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Foxes, what do you think?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- She's got that Jane Eyre essence about her, hasn't she?- Yes.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Beautiful.- If she did talk dirty, it would be so beautiful.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- You wouldn't mind.- Yeah. You'd be like, "Carry on."
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- You could say it to your mum and dad?- Yeah. I love her.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- Shall we go no?- Yeah.- OK. They think no. Let's see if you're right.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Not particularly.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I prefer to be spoken dirty to.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21What would someone say to you?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Um...
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Compliments are always nice.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Usually on my arse.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28LAUGHTER
0:09:29 > 0:09:34Yeah, just to be told that I'm a bad girl is pretty great as well.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35So good.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I love her. I love her.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39I like her.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Can I...?- No, you can't do anything. Just relax. No, no.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48No, no, no. You can't have anything to do with her.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Just a copy of the tape.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51LAUGHTER
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Melvin's team, next one for you.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Hi, my name's Max and I swear on the Quiff of Grimmy to tell the truth.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Have you ever tried role-play during sex?
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- He is serious. He is serious. - Now then.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I think his role-play involves computers and dragons.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Do you reckon? I think he looks quite normal, though. I think he could be...
0:10:12 > 0:10:17- I don't know.- I don't think he looks a confident enough actor.- Yes.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I think he'd be, like, "Hello.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23"I'm here to mend your washing machine.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26"I've got a hard-on now."
0:10:28 > 0:10:31And do you reckon he does the role-play in sexy time, though?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- We'll say no.- They're saying no.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Yes.- What was it?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Lord Of The Rings.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40APPLAUSE
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Lord Of The Rings.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Definitely a goblin!
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Who was lord of whose ring?
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Oh, yeah!- Who would you be in the Lord Of The Rings? That little...
0:10:57 > 0:11:01- Gollum.- Gollum. Oh, my God. I am so horny for Gollum.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Just grab the knob and be like, "My precious!"
0:11:07 > 0:11:10It would be weird, though, cos he's bipolar, innit?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Yeah, one minute he'd be up for it. - Two people.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15"Master wants the cocks, doesn't he?"
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Then he'd just be, like, switching it up and then he goes evil
0:11:18 > 0:11:22and then nice and then he's doing you from behind.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25After he's finished having sex with you,
0:11:25 > 0:11:27an eagle just comes in and takes him off.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Right. It's time now for Rochelle and Melvin, the challenges.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33This is where each week I challenge our team captains
0:11:33 > 0:11:37to take a small sweat out onto the streets and into the public's faces
0:11:37 > 0:11:40and this week's sweat is about those annoying job interviews
0:11:40 > 0:11:42where everything just seems to go wrong
0:11:42 > 0:11:45and the interviewers... They're just dicks, basically.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48So, what I've done is set up some job interviews for people
0:11:48 > 0:11:51to be Rochelle and Melvin's assistants on this show
0:11:51 > 0:11:54to find out just what happens when they become the world's
0:11:54 > 0:11:56most annoying interviewers.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Let's find out who won in Rochelle and Melvin, the challenges.
0:12:08 > 0:12:14I'm a people person. I understand the human brain and how it ticks.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18S Club Juniors, I'm in the band. The Saturdays, I'm in the band.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I've just never really had a bad interview.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I'm going to get in with my questions and get out,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27like it's a bank robbery. This is a bank robbery of the mind.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32"Task number one. Read your applicant's CV...
0:12:32 > 0:12:36"..and try to catch them out three times." This is going to be easy.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Hi.- How are you doing, bruv? - Hello. How are you doing?- You cool?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Yeah, I'm good, thank you. - Pleasure, pleasure, pleasure.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Me and the other guys insist on meeting everyone now
0:12:47 > 0:12:51cos we've had a few problems with runners and stuff in the past.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54It says here that your best attribute is making people laugh.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59- OK.- Go on, then.- Do you like jokes?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Yeah, what's your best joke? That's cool.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Oh, God.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- I see that you've been in musicals. - I have.- I love Grease.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Yeah, Grease was a good one. - # One, two, three, four, happy days
0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Wednesday, Thursday, happy days. #
0:13:14 > 0:13:15It was great.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Happy Days wasn't actually in Grease. That was a test.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- It's a song.- It wasn't in Grease.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- No, I know that.- OK, fine.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26What's the last funny thing that happened to you?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Well, the other day, I fell down the stairs.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30- It's not really that funny. - Did you have to go to hospital?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- No.- OK. That's not funny then.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35- It says here you speak French.- Yeah.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Hola. Me llamo Rochelle.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Ca va?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41I was speaking Spanish.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Just a test.- What font did use on this CV?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Oh, it must have been...
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Do you not know?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54What size is it? Did you write this?
0:13:54 > 0:13:59- Yeah, it's 12.- Are you sure it's 12?- Yeah.- Cos it looks like 13, 14.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- 11 is the small bit and 12 is the bigger bit.- OK.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I believe you this time.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Another thing on your CV, it says you're a fast learner.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12Can you repeat these - 15, 18, 92, 67, 87, 77, 17, 7?
0:14:12 > 0:14:1557, 92, 87, 97, 16, 7.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Nearly.- Right?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Are there any other falsities on your CV? Or just that one?
0:14:22 > 0:14:23That was not a false...falsity.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28I sent Rochelle and Melvin out to find out what would happen
0:14:28 > 0:14:32when they tried to get their own way with complete strangers.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Let's find out who won in Rochelle and Melvin, the challenges.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38"Task number one. Manipulate a member of the public...
0:14:38 > 0:14:41"..to help you load your shopping by being sexy."
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Sexy? Well, that's my middle name.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Hey, man. How you doing? I was wondering if you could help me out for a second?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54My bag's really heavy.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57It's got some water in and I can't quite...
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Would you give me a hand putting them in the car?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03I've just been working out at the gym and my muscles are pretty sore.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Yeah, no worries. - Thank you very much.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Sorry.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- You look like your work out, too. - I don't work out but I'll help you.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12MUSIC: "I'm Gonna Love You Just A Little More Baby" by Barry White
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Sorry, I hurt my leg last night table dancing at work.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18SHE GIGGLES
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Oh, my goodness. I feel as if I need a Diet Coke.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Ooh!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Your arms must be so strong.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Mmm! Thank you so much.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33I enjoy watching you work, man.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Nothing better than a muscly guy.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36SHE GIGGLES
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Just up and down, up and down.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Thank you so much!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44CHEERING
0:15:44 > 0:15:46You take care. Have a good day.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I miss you already, man.
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Mmm-mm-mm!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Please welcome Shakes and Jade to the dock, everybody.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55APPLAUSE
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Hello. Please state your full names to the court.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- I'm the lovely Jade Jones. - Shakes Harris.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Why are you in the dock today?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Basically, he goes into the bath, the shower,
0:16:11 > 0:16:15and when he comes out, it's just talcum powder everywhere!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- Talc?- Talcum powder, so I can be fresh.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Talcum powder is for babies and old ladies.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24And adults who like to keep themselves clean and fresh.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28We have some evidence here, right now.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Oh, wow. Looks like Nigella's house!
0:16:32 > 0:16:36In an allotted time, both teams cross-examine the couple
0:16:36 > 0:16:39and put their case forward to the jury, who are our audience.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43They will reach their verdict on whether or not Shakes is guilty
0:16:43 > 0:16:47of the disgusting crime of getting talc all over the place.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50It's disgusting. It's sick. I don't want to influence you, though.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Let's kick off with Rochelle's team. You're leading Shakes' defence.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Can you cross-examine the couple now, please?- Yes.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00So, Jade, I'd like to know what's wrong with your partner looking
0:17:00 > 0:17:03after his genitals and making sure they're dry.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Just going to get straight to the point.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Do you think he is talcing his balls?- What else is he talcing?!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- That's what I'm doing. - That's what he's doing!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Talcing your balls? - Keep up, keep up!
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- You are talcing your balls? - Everything that is around here,
0:17:15 > 0:17:19balls, bottom, everything stays dry.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23I wouldn't mind if he just sprinkled a little bit, just to keep dry
0:17:23 > 0:17:24but it's everywhere!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I think that you should be grateful that you've got a man
0:17:27 > 0:17:29that takes care of himself.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I think, do you know what, just get the Hoover out, Hoover it up.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35APPLAUSE
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Girl power with the Spice Girls,
0:17:38 > 0:17:40but "get the Hoover out" with The Saturdays.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Melvin's team, please cross-examine the couple.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Shakes, do you mind if I call you Shakes?- Please do.- I will do, mate.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- Do you live together, you two? - We do.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53And how long have you been disrespecting your missus?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Er... Oh... Five years?
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Oh, right, so you're admitting that you disrespect her. OK!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Case closed.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Shakes, you're using talcum powder, which was popular in 1970. OK?
0:18:04 > 0:18:08What you need to do is get a hair dryer and some Febreeze, yeah?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10It's 2014, yeah?
0:18:10 > 0:18:15If you want to be fresh, Febreeze, hair dryer, spray it, tch, thank you.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17APPLAUSE
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Members of the jury, you have heard from both sides.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Whose side are you on?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Please cast your votes, holding up your guilty or not guilty signs.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Oh...
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Shakes, do you know what,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33you've been found not guilty.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35APPLAUSE
0:18:38 > 0:18:42You are free to go and talc up your dick
0:18:42 > 0:18:45and house for as long as you want.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49Why are we in the dock today, Rochelle and Marvin?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52OK, I work most evenings
0:18:52 > 0:18:56and my wife is at home and there's TV shows that come on.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58And I call her up and say, "Babe, Match Of The Day,
0:18:58 > 0:19:00"Chelsea played tonight, I missed the game, so record it,
0:19:00 > 0:19:04"I'll watch it when I get in from work." Get home from work...
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- it's not been recorded. - Oh... Disrespect!
0:19:08 > 0:19:09It's not been recorded.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13I go on the planner and she's taped Kardashians instead of...
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Oh...- ..instead of Match Of The Day. - He wants to watch Chelsea...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18whoever she is.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Let's kick off with Melvin's team.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24You are leading Rochelle's prosecution.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Can you cross-examine the couple now?
0:19:26 > 0:19:31- Yeah. Rochelle, is this just plain getting back at Marvin?- No.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I just... Here's the joke. I do do it.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37But then I haven't recorded it in HD.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Yes!- So he doesn't like it. - That's another thing.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I just don't see the difference between normal and HD, I don't...
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Well, one's HD and one's not!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Rochelle's team, you are Rochelle's defence.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Bobby and Foxes, any questions to the couple in the court tonight?
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- How many times has she not recorded? - This is a regular occurrence.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58- No, it's not.- This is at least twice a week.- Oh, my...
0:19:58 > 0:20:00You're just hamming it up, you are.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Maybe you need to stop avoiding the problems in your marriage
0:20:04 > 0:20:05with television.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09- And start paying your wife some actual attention.- Yeah!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Maybe you just like to escape and haven't really felt the love
0:20:12 > 0:20:13since the baby came!
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Maybe you want a divorce and don't know how to say it.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Er, your time is up, members of the jury,
0:20:25 > 0:20:30you have heard from both sides. Have our jury reached a verdict?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Whose side are you on? Is Rochelle guilty or not guilty?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Ooh...
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Rochelle, you have been found guilty!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40CHEERING
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Heinous crime of forgetting to record Marvin's programmes
0:20:43 > 0:20:46and I sentence you to let Marvin have control of what
0:20:46 > 0:20:48is on telly for six months.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Thank you, Rochelle and Marvin, everybody!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53APPLAUSE
0:20:53 > 0:20:56There are sometimes bits of the show that the people who sit here
0:20:56 > 0:20:58get to see that you at home don't.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02The technical industry term for them are the unseen bits,
0:21:02 > 0:21:05so let's take a look at some of them now.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06Press play, please, Toby.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09The chosen sweat topic is awkward greetings.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12In order to examinate into this,
0:21:12 > 0:21:16I played quite a horrible prank on our panellists.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Now, when everybody arrived tonight we told them
0:21:20 > 0:21:25that I wanted to say hello before the show started. As if!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Then, unbeknown to them,
0:21:27 > 0:21:31I was actually examinating into how our panel would deal with
0:21:31 > 0:21:35the most awkward of greetings and we secretly filmed it.
0:21:35 > 0:21:40And what we secretly filmed was me giving them a very weird
0:21:40 > 0:21:43and very long over-friendly hug.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Rochelle, Romesh and Example,
0:21:45 > 0:21:49who do you think from Melvin's team hugged me for the longest?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- I think Rita.- I think Rita. - Rita? OK, let's go Rita.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54You think Rita Ora hugged me for the longest?
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Let's find out.- Is this where we are doing it?- This glamorous room.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Give us a hug. Are you OK?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- All good, man.- Nice to see you.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Good to see you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04What's been happening?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- Not a lot. I've just been working.- Yeah?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09LAUGHTER
0:22:10 > 0:22:11- You tired?- Yeah.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20HE LAUGHS
0:22:24 > 0:22:28- I need to go and eat, man.- OK. See you... See you on the show.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30- All right.- All right, I'll go do the rest of the links.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32OK.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Hi. How are you? You OK?- Very good. - Nice to meet you. How are you?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I just want to say hi...
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Eh?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- OK.- Thanks for coming on.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Thanks.- Pleasure.- OK. See you later.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Can't wait to see you. Bye.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58APPLAUSE
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Give me a hug.- I'm so ill.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Look at my tonsils.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Let me see. Oh, you need a hug.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Did you see it?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18It's disgusting.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- You haven't missed me. You only miss me...- When I see you?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- ..when you see me. - Can you feel my semi?
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Can you feel mine?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Can you look at my tonsils properly?
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Oh, my God.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33It's disgusting.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34I'm going to touch it.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37- I'm really scared.- Let me see.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41APPLAUSE
0:23:42 > 0:23:43It was Rita Ora.
0:23:44 > 0:23:4744 seconds of hugging. You get a point for your team.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- That was good.- Well done, well done.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56Abbey Clancy, you have been sweating about mess. What is it about mess?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Just general mess? Just mess? - Mess. It just gives me anxiety.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02If you think Monica from Friends times a million.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05I remember Pete's friend come round,
0:24:05 > 0:24:09sat on the arm of my couch which no-one is allowed to sit on.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Straddled the arm of the couch with his undies on,
0:24:12 > 0:24:15eating curry in my room that no-one is allowed to eat in or sit in.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- I had a heart attack.- You have a sofa that no-one is allowed to sit on?
0:24:19 > 0:24:20ROCHELLE: Yeah. I've got one.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- It's a great room.- It's for show. It's for show.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Who are you showing this room to? - Like, my mum...
0:24:25 > 0:24:30- Does Peter leave rubbish everywhere? - He is vile. And my brother...
0:24:30 > 0:24:34You think Peter would just leave his rubbish on the pitch - weey!
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- Football!- Just horrible...
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Let's have a look at some of Peter's mess. This is some of his mess.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- Shut up!- That is not his room. - That's his room.- No, it's not.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48That's his body after I've cut his head off for a leaving it like that.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51HE HUMS
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Rochelle has so many make-up artists.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Which is weird because when you watch her on TV, you can
0:24:58 > 0:25:01never really tell that she has got any slap on.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Who is first in the sweatbox tonight?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Hi, Grimmy, my name's James and my sweat is the way I walk.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10- OK.- So, I'm quite awkward, I'm quite tall,
0:25:10 > 0:25:13I don't really know how to carry myself that well.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16And I'd really like some advice about how to walk cool.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17And just see what you guys say.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19OK, you've come to the right place.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25It's like this, isn't it? We need to see this, don't we?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27We need to see this. Can you show us your walk, please?
0:25:27 > 0:25:31- In front of a supermodel? - Thank you. Don't worry about it!
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Whatever, yeah! OK, James, let's see this awkward, weird walk.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37STEPTOE AND SON THEME PLAYS
0:25:37 > 0:25:38ROCHELLE: Oh, no!
0:25:43 > 0:25:47I don't... I mean, I... I don't know what to do.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51ROCHELLE: It's because he's so stiff up top.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54I mean, it is... It is quite...
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- It's something that could definitely be worked on.- Yeah.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58It is quite weird.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01It's the little step. You are doing...
0:26:01 > 0:26:04You're meant to walk normally but you are going...
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Charlie Chaplin. - Daisy, you are a model.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Daisy, you must be great at this. - You must be able to walk, right?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13I'd end up strutting. I'm not, I don't do...
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Come on, let's see you... This is a professional walk!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Yeah, but this is a girlie walk.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23I have a girlie walk, because you have to, you do a bit of...
0:26:23 > 0:26:25That is how you walk!
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Look at this.- Yeah, but then there is like...
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Don't walk like that, James.- No, because then that would be... No.
0:26:31 > 0:26:36- ROCHELLE: That is a good walk. - You know the turn you guys do? Models, they do the turn.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Do you do that in real life, walking down the street, you go, "Oh, no, I forgot my keys."
0:26:42 > 0:26:46- What, you want me to do it?- Yes. I want to see you forget your keys.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47You're walking down the street.
0:26:47 > 0:26:52- She's just walking, popping to Londis.- Londis!- Oh!
0:26:52 > 0:26:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:26:56 > 0:26:58ROCHELLE: That is good.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02- So, James, you should maybe try that.- Do it like Daisy.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04ALL TALK AT ONCE SONG: Sexy And I Know It
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Very sexy. Let's have a catwalk. Go!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- Go!- You've got to move your arms! - Yes, James!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15CHEERING
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Really nice.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20CHEERING
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Thank you all for watching this series and until next series,
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I've been Nick Grimshaw, you've all been beautiful, good night.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Say good night, desks. They...they can't speak. Bye!
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Bye.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Bye.