0:00:04 > 0:00:11This programme contains some strong language
0:00:17 > 0:00:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Hello! Hi, I'm Nick Grimshaw and welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32the panel show all about those little annoyances in life.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Because life's little annoyances, they really are worth sweating over,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38so we made a TV show all about it.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41I have been sweating ever since I heard about
0:00:41 > 0:00:45the Punching Above Your Weight Competition. This is so harsh.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50This is basically an award which is given to the most mismatched couple,
0:00:50 > 0:00:52based purely on their looks.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53This is the winning couple.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00So, it's essentially saying he's ugly.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- This is a real life competition. - And they entered themselves?- Yes!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11They won a two week holiday to Greece,
0:01:11 > 0:01:14narrowly pipping these two to the post.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Seriously, how did she manage to bag Peter Crouch?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I don't know!
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Right, let's meet the teams.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31First up, we have the beautiful Rochelle Humes and her team.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34CHEERING
0:01:34 > 0:01:38On my team I've got a brilliant comedian - Holly Walsh.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41And two lovely boys from The Vamps - we've got James and Brad.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47And next, is it a man or is he a little mouse on the telly?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49It's Melvin O'Doom.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52CHEERING
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Who's on your team, Melvin O'Doom?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57On my team I have a very funny comedian - Lloyd Griffith.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And I can't believe I'm sitting next to her right now.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Give it for the sexy, the beautiful, Abbey Clancy.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Good teams, good teams.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Melvin O'Doom, how are you? - Fine, thank you.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12What have you been up to this week?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- I've come off Tinder. - No way!- Hang on!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Pause the recording.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21How are the ladies of the UK going to cope?
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- I've still got Instagram and Facebook.- Oh, you're fine, ladies.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- You didn't complete it?- No!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Just get to the end. It's like a game.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33At the very end you've just got to have sex with a baddie.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35It's like, "Oh, fair enough!"
0:02:35 > 0:02:38OK, let's get to know your team-mates this week.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Abbey Clancy, welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43CHEERING
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Hi.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51We have a picture to show everybody of you modelling the England kit
0:02:51 > 0:02:53ahead of the World Cup in Rio.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Here is Abbey doing her thing.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Hello! Can't wait to see Rooney in that!
0:03:00 > 0:03:05The theme is Brazilian and if you look closely...it is quite accurate.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Is Peter going to get selected?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11We don't know, I don't know anything about football.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Yeah.- I don't really like football.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Actually, once I did go to Arsenal V Stoke, who Peter plays for,
0:03:18 > 0:03:20and I texted Abbey
0:03:20 > 0:03:23because I thought, she'll be here supporting her husband. I was like,
0:03:23 > 0:03:25"Are you at the match? I'm here."
0:03:25 > 0:03:28And she's like, "No way, I hate football!"
0:03:28 > 0:03:30I just think cos me brother's a footballer as well,
0:03:30 > 0:03:34so me whole childhood I've been dragged to football matches
0:03:34 > 0:03:38and it just reminds me of being cold and wet and bored.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42We have genuine heart-throbs here, feel free to scream - Melvin.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45We have Brad and James from The Vamps, everybody.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48CHEERING
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- Hello, The Vamps.- Hello. - How are you?- Good.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55You're incredibly successful cos your YouTube channel -
0:03:55 > 0:03:59I have to look at this - 38.7 million views.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02CHEERING
0:04:02 > 0:04:07That is mainly from Rochelle, because she is a fan.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- I've told you that before, haven't I? - She's a right perv.
0:04:10 > 0:04:15- Just be careful!- Don't make me out to be Melvin right now!- You are!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17You're a female Melvin - you're "Felvin."
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- You have quite a hardcore following of fans.- Other than me.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26The girls are called The Vampettes, the boys are called The Vampions.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29We don't have many of them. I think there's about seven at the moment.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Is there any Vampions here?
0:04:32 > 0:04:38OK. You should cash in on some merch for the girls, is what I'm thinking.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42The Vampettes could use...Vampons.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- That is brilliant.- That is awesome. - For heavy flow.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55- JLS have got their condoms.- Yeah. Would you like a Vampon?- Yeah.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59There you go. One box sold!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- It hasn't got, like, our faces on them?- No!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Oh, my God!- That's disgusting! - Sorry!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11They won't have your face cos then your face would swell!
0:05:11 > 0:05:17APPLAUSE
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Holly Walsh is here! Welcome to the show!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21CHEERING
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- How are you doing, Holly Walsh? - I'm all right.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- You're gigging all over the UK. - I am, yeah.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Is there much to sweat about when you're on a UK tour as a comedian?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Well, there's probably not as much to sweat about as these guys.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36We don't drive around...
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Do you have big tour buses, where you, like, drink loads
0:05:40 > 0:05:42and make out with girls?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44That's what we do all the time.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Do you have a swish tour bus?
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- We did for the last tour. It was awesome.- And then what happened?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53And then the tour finished, so we didn't have one.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57They don't, like, pop to Costcutter in it.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Hi, Lloyd Griffith. - Hello, hello, hello.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- Are you all right?- I'm all right, mate, thanks for having me.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05You're very, very welcome.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09When I was here tonight, someone was like, "Oh, Jack Black's on." No!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14- Does this happen a lot? - Yes, every bloody day, mate!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Anyone that's fat and on the TV, I kind of get,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19"Oh, he looks like...Jack Black. He looks like James Corden.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21"He looks like the Go Compare guy."
0:06:21 > 0:06:25The other week someone says, "He looks like Luther Vandross."
0:06:25 > 0:06:28He's black and dead! Absolutely not!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Let's have a look how much you look like Jack Black.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33LAUGHTER
0:06:33 > 0:06:37This might be the weirdest question I've ever asked on telly,
0:06:37 > 0:06:41but is it true that you can do a great impression of Sellotape?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yeah.
0:06:44 > 0:06:49I lost my tooth in a fight - food fight - and then since then
0:06:49 > 0:06:53I've got this little hole and basically I can do various tapes.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Like, this is sellotape.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58HE IMITATES SELLOTAPE
0:06:58 > 0:07:01CHEERING
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I can do gaffer tape.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08HE IMITATES GAFFER TAPE
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I can do double-sided.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13HE IMITATES DOUBLESIDED TAPE
0:07:13 > 0:07:16And...that...that is it.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19CHEERING
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Let's get on with the show. Now, a brand-new round called Love Court.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Good name.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Which, incidentally, we haven't ripped off from a Channel 5 show.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35This is the round where we help couples with their petty partner
0:07:35 > 0:07:38problems and it's the team's job to defend the side I give them.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40You can call me...
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Like Judge Dredd, a bit.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48WOLF WHISTLES
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- You look like Karl Lagerfeld.- Do I?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Hello, darling!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57No fatties.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00No fatties.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I don't know if he speaks like that!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Order, order! Me a drink!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09The court is in session.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Please welcome Shakes and Jade to the dock, everybody.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Hello. Please state your full names to the court.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- I'm the lovely Jade Jones. - Shakes Harris.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Why are you in the dock today?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Basically, he goes into the bath, the shower,
0:08:30 > 0:08:34and when he comes out, it's just talcum powder everywhere!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Talc?!- Talcum powder. So I can be fresh.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Talcum powder is for babies and old ladies.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43And adults who like to keep themselves clean and fresh.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45We have some evidence here.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Looks like Nigella's house.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55In an allotted time, both teams cross-examine the couple
0:08:55 > 0:08:58and put their case forward to the jury, who are our audience.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01They will reach their verdict on whether or not Shakes
0:09:01 > 0:09:06is guilty of the disgusting crime of getting talc all over the place.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09It's sick. I don't want to influence you, though.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Let's kick off with Rochelle's team.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14You're leading Shakes' defence. Can you cross-examine the couple now?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18So, Jade, I'd like to know what's wrong with your partner
0:09:18 > 0:09:21looking after his genitals and making sure they're dry?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Just going to get straight to the point.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Do you think he's talcing his balls?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- What else is he talcing? - That's what I'm doing.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- That's what he's doing.- You talc your balls?- Keep up, keep up!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32You're talcing your balls?
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Everything that's around here -
0:09:33 > 0:09:37balls, bottom, everything - stays dry.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Me and the girls call it a disco willy.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- What's that?- No-one wants a disco willy. When you've been at the disco
0:09:45 > 0:09:47dancing all night and things are a bit sweaty, don't bring it home.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Yeah, exactly! Hence the powder!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53So that everything's fresh throughout the whole day.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57I wouldn't mind if he just sprinkled a little bit just to keep dry,
0:09:57 > 0:09:59but it's everywhere!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I think that you should be grateful that you've got a man
0:10:02 > 0:10:03that takes care of himself.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Do you know what? Just get the Hoover out and hoover it up.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09APPLAUSE
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Girl power with the Spice Girls.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15But get the Hoover out for The Saturdays.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Melvin's team, please cross-examine the couple.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Shakes, do you mind if I call you Shakes?- Please do.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Yeah, I will do.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24- Do you live together, you two? - We do.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Yeah. How long have you been disrespecting your missus?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Five years.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33All right, so you admitted that you disrespect her. OK.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Case closed.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Listen, Shakes, when you go to work,
0:10:36 > 0:10:38- is the talcum powder all over the desk?- No.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40So if you can keep the workplace clean,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42you can keep the home clean as well.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Yeah, but he's not going to be getting his balls out at work.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45LAUGHTER
0:10:45 > 0:10:49You do, Melvin, but not everyone gets their balls out at work.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Shakes, you're using talcum powder, which is popular in 1970.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56What you need to do is get a hairdryer and some Febreze.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02It's 2014. If you want it to be fresh, Febreze, hairdryer, spray it.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Thank you.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Members of the jury, you have heard from both sides.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Whose side are you on?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Please cast your votes, holding up your guilty or not guilty signs.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Ooh!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Shakes, do you know what? You've been found not guilty.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24SONG: "Freedom"
0:11:28 > 0:11:31You are free to go and talc up your dick
0:11:31 > 0:11:32and house for as long as you want.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35CHEERING
0:11:35 > 0:11:37A point for your team, Rochelle. Well done.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Time to meet our next case.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Please welcome Steven and Chanelle to the dock, everybody.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46MUSIC: "I Knew You Were Trouble" by Taylor Swift
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Hi.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Why are you in the dock today?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54We're in the docks today because I have a serious issue with
0:11:54 > 0:11:58the amount of fake tan that Chanelle wears.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59OK.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Basically, I'm embarrassed by it,
0:12:01 > 0:12:04and I've come to the conclusion of calling her an Oompa Loompa now.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Wow.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07OK, cool boyfriend.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Let's have a look and see if she does look like an Oompa Loompa.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11- Oh.- He's maybe got a point.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17I think you'll find that actually her shade of tan is called
0:12:17 > 0:12:19an Abbey Clancy Seven.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- You like that colour, don't you? - Yeah.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Yeah, she likes that colour. - Every Scouse girl likes her fake tan.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Exactly, yeah.- It's a healthy glow. - Healthy glow.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- It's very subtle in Liverpool.- Yeah.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31It's darker than Melv's!
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Wow.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Just so you know, my dad's black.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40LAUGHTER
0:12:40 > 0:12:43She actually blends in with the background.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Melvin's team, you are going to be leading Chanelle's defence.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Right, so, Steven, where were you
0:12:52 > 0:12:56when you realised that Chanelle was wearing too much fake tan?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Basically cleaned out my towels.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01When she showers, comes round, it's everywhere.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03I've actually brought it as evidence to show everybody.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh, let's have evidence to the court.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Basically, this is what I have to deal with every single day.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Oh!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Steven, that's all well and good, you showing us that.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15But that could just be you wiping your shitty arse on that towel.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18LAUGHTER
0:13:18 > 0:13:19It's definitely fake tan.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I think that Chanelle probably started off
0:13:21 > 0:13:25with some light foundation, then moved on to the harder stuff.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28It's a gateway drug.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Steven met her with fake tan.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35There's nothing wrong with being dark. I'll tell you that.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Good work, Melvin. - APPLAUSE
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Rochelle's team, you are in the prosecution.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44On Steven's side of the argument.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Please cross-examine any questions to the couple now.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52So, Miss Chanelle, don't you think that Steven is a healthy colour?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54No. He looks ill.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55LAUGHTER That's nice!
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Maybe if you guys went to B&Q. You know where you've got the paint wall?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02You can decide on a colour together and then match.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06APPLAUSE
0:14:09 > 0:14:10OK, time is up. Order.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I think that the moment we knew that she was guilty was
0:14:13 > 0:14:16when we saw the towel. That's very, very good evidence.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19I think, as a good compromise, you should tone it down a shade,
0:14:19 > 0:14:20or two, or three.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Just go for a healthy creosote.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24LAUGHTER
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Members of the jury, you have heard from both sides.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Is Chanelle guilty or not guilty? Vote now. Now.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Oh, wow. Order. Order.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Order.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I can see, Chanelle, quite clearly,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42that you have been found guilty of wearing too much fake tan.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47I sentence you, Chanelle. You have to do this.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49You have to not wear any fake tan.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52We're going to remove it with a cheese grater.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54LAUGHTER
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Rochelle, you win a point for your team.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Thank you, Chanelle and Steven, everyone.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08OK, Brad from The Vamps, why have you been sweating
0:15:08 > 0:15:09over nails and mouths?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13It's just the whole picking thing.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16It annoys me if I'm sat on a sofa with someone
0:15:16 > 0:15:19and then they're picking and their body vibrates a bit.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22You can feel the nail tension move up the body.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Then on to the sofa, then it hits me.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Oh, no!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- You should write a song about it. - LAUGHTER
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- I was on a train last week and there was...- Cool.- Thank you.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35That's it.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Thank you.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Lloyd Griffith, everybody.
0:15:39 > 0:15:43Basically, there was a woman biting her boyfriend's nails.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45GROANING
0:15:45 > 0:15:46There was me and another comedian there.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49We were going, "What is going on?" We were looking going,
0:15:49 > 0:15:51"What is she going to do with that nail?" She went...
0:15:51 > 0:15:53No!
0:15:53 > 0:15:54No!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Some people suck the snot out of their baby's mouth.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00GROANING
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Babies haven't worked out how to go...
0:16:02 > 0:16:03SHE SNORTS AND SPITS
0:16:05 > 0:16:08If they get the cold you have to...
0:16:08 > 0:16:10- Do you do it?- No, Marv does.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15It is time now for Rochelle and Melvin at the challenges.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18This is where I challenge the team captains, Rochelle and Melvin,
0:16:18 > 0:16:22to take a small sweat out onto streets and into the public's faces.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26This week's sweat is all about those kind of awkward moments
0:16:26 > 0:16:30when somebody starts making conversation in a public toilet.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Girls all talk in...- Yes, but they don't piss together.- They do!
0:16:33 > 0:16:37No, you don't, like, get your fannies out.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Are you and Peter quite open because you are married,
0:16:43 > 0:16:46when you're married, can you go to the toilet in front of each other?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49No, no, I'm totally against that. I don't like all that.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50- Never chat while you shat.- No!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Abbey Clancy has actually never pooed.- Never.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57It's like a Malteser once a decade.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Girls who fart in front of their fellas, I think it's horrendous.
0:17:00 > 0:17:05I agree, I've been with my husband, we've been together six years,
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I've only ever let off three times in front of him.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- That's very respectable. - Once because I was very ill,
0:17:10 > 0:17:14a second time because I tripped on the stairs and it was out of shock,
0:17:16 > 0:17:22the third time because he was telling me off in the car and the timing was too perfect.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Let's find out who won in Rochelle and Melvin: The Challenges.
0:17:37 > 0:17:42I've got this in the bag. Girls don't even like toilets and germs and stuff
0:17:42 > 0:17:43whereas me, I love it.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Melvin might think that I'm concerned about germs and smell and stuff like that,
0:17:47 > 0:17:50and he's right. Can I get out of here, please?
0:17:50 > 0:17:55I have won this today. Does a bear shit in the woods? No. Because today he's shitting in a public toilet.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Let's do this.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05"You are that annoying person who starts chatting in the toilet.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07"You have ran out of loo roll and you need help.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11"Get a member of the public to give you as much loo paper as you can."
0:18:11 > 0:18:14"The person who is given the most paper wins."
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Hello? Excuse me, mate.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Hello, can somebody help me, please?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Uh, OK.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32I'm really sorry, I've run out of toilet roll in here.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Is there any chance that you could pass me some toilet roll?
0:18:41 > 0:18:46Oh, thank you. I'm sorry, you know, I might need a bit more than that.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49If anything happens to me, can you call my mum and tell her I love her?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I don't suppose you mind getting me any more?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56If my bumhole had lips, it would kiss you right now!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05I'm definitely going to need more than that, sorry!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Thanks, mate.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Sorry, you know what? I think I need a little bit more.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Cos I just need to clean my shoes.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Would you mind just passing a little bit more? I've made a bit of a mess of my trousers.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25What are you up to? Number 1s or 2s?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27You do your thing, take your time, dude.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I'm going on a second date later,
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I need to make sure I'm clean in case I get lucky.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36If this doesn't stop coming, you're gonna have to call the police, mate. I tell ya.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Thank you very much.- No problem.
0:19:41 > 0:19:46Just a tiny little bit more, it's not absorbent enough! Hello? Mate!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54And Rochelle wins the challenge!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56APPLAUSE
0:19:59 > 0:20:02I can't believe the things I do to make a living!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Sometimes I really worry myself!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Melvin, how did you find that one?
0:20:06 > 0:20:10The thing is, I think the dude was having a poo beside me, and I wasn't really having a poo,
0:20:10 > 0:20:13so I had to be in the toilet and smell what he was doing.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17OK, it is time now for our next round,
0:20:17 > 0:20:22which is completely different to one of the nation's favourite games from last series, Grimmy Investigates,
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- you remember that? - Yeah, yeah.- Good, right?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Now we're doing Grimmy Examinates.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29- I don't know if it's a word.- It's not.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33OK. But we shall examinate if it is one before we decide.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38Spookily, like Grimmy Investigates, each week we found out what our viewers'
0:20:38 > 0:20:41biggest sweats are concerning a specific topic.
0:20:41 > 0:20:46I will then pick one of those sweats and examinate it.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48- Keep trying to make it work.- Yeah.
0:20:48 > 0:20:54As I am going to be examinating, I think this deserves a doctor-based title sequence, don't you, Rochelle?
0:20:54 > 0:20:59- Please.- Yes. We decided to keep it BBC and go with Doctor Who. And before any Doctor Who
0:20:59 > 0:21:03fans tweet me saying, "Oh, you're being rude about my beloved Doctor Who!"
0:21:03 > 0:21:05I've never seen it, I couldn't give a shit.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09DOCTOR WHO THEME PLAYS
0:21:34 > 0:21:36APPLAUSE
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Hi, Grimmy. I'm sweating over an embarrassing hobby.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I'm a Potter nerd!
0:21:41 > 0:21:44It's pretty bad. I've seen every film, multiple times,
0:21:44 > 0:21:46read every book, multiple times,
0:21:46 > 0:21:49got a few bits and bobs of memorabilia
0:21:49 > 0:21:51and I have two Harry Potter tattoos.
0:21:51 > 0:21:56We all have embarrassing hobbies...don't we?
0:21:56 > 0:22:00Thank you, Jaack Riley. By the way, he spells his name with two As.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- Course he does.- That's Jaack... Course he bloody does!
0:22:04 > 0:22:08To reiterate, the chosen sweat topic is having an embarrassing hobby.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I've decided to examinate... Not a word, is it?
0:22:11 > 0:22:15Into whether our panel have had any embarrassing hobbies, too.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19The teams have to successfully match the correct panellist to the embarrassing hobby
0:22:19 > 0:22:24in order to win the points. Melvin's team, you are going to be guessing the first. The following three
0:22:24 > 0:22:28embarrassing hobbies do genuinely come from Rochelle's team.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32But which one of Rochelle's team plays... Oh, bloody hell.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34The euphonium?
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Wait! Oh, shit!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Which one of them has the world famous hobby of...
0:22:42 > 0:22:43Oh, my God.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Badgers?
0:22:46 > 0:22:52And which one of them is a massive geek about Lord Of The Rings?
0:22:52 > 0:22:57And their hobbies include dressing their friends up as characters from the films.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59They're all fucking weird, aren't they?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01I really like this.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I can see the badger one, baby badgers are cute.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- Their hobby is badgers.- They like badgers?- They just like badgers.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Have you ever seen a baby badger? - No, baby.- So cute.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12That sounds like a chat up line. "Do you want to see my baby badger?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14"Yes, please!"
0:23:15 > 0:23:20- Badgers... I'd say Holly's badgers. - Holly likes badgers.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Pass it on.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25There you go. Who likes euphoniums?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28I would say that the... you're in a band, aren't you?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- And you're musical?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Hello! Rochelle's in The Saturdays.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Who's having a euphonium?
0:23:36 > 0:23:41- I think it's Holly who vamps a badger.- Vamps badgers, bloody hell, right.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Holly, euphonium.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Rochelle loves me, and I'm like a hobbit, so it's got to be Lord Of The Rings.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50I know you do, deep down, Rochelle.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55If you're right you win a point for your team for each one you correctly get right. OK.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Brad or James, what is your embarrassing hobby?
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- It's not the badger. It's Lord Of The Rings. It's James...- It's James?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06It's not the badger, James, you love The Lord Of The Rings.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09I do, I mean, Brad looks like Frodo so that's why I picked him.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12He dresses me, puts a cape on me.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16OK, Rochelle, what is your embarrassing hobby, please?
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Is it being in The Saturdays?
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Yes.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24When I was a kid I played the euphonium at school.
0:24:24 > 0:24:29- Aww, euphonium!- Because everyone else had the saxophone!
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Give us a go on it, then. I feel like Jools Holland. "Here, blowing her euphonium..."
0:24:33 > 0:24:36"South London troubadour... Rochelle Humes!"
0:24:36 > 0:24:41- It stinks in the mouthpiece, just putting it out there.- Give it a blow, Rochelle, you've done worse.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44That's very true, I'll give you that.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46SHE PLAYS AND STUTTERS
0:24:48 > 0:24:51APPLAUSE
0:24:51 > 0:24:55My old flatmates played the euphonium. I think I know how to play it, give us a go.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57I bet I can do it.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- Get a smell of that mouthpiece. - Let me smell it. Oh, it stinks!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03It smells a bit like Nana's.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05OK, I'll give it a little go.
0:25:05 > 0:25:11HE PLAYS VERY WELL
0:25:11 > 0:25:14APPLAUSE
0:25:22 > 0:25:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Don't worry about it, still got it.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Holly, that means that you bloody love the badgers!
0:25:35 > 0:25:39- This is a real one! - This is a European badger!
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Wow!
0:25:40 > 0:25:44When I was a child, for about three years I thought I was a badger.
0:25:44 > 0:25:49I was completely and utterly obsessed. I had this T-shirt and didn't take it off for about a year.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52We have a photo of you in the badger T-shirt.
0:25:56 > 0:26:01- Didn't you go on Mastermind and have your specialist subject as... - Badgers.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Thank you for playing Grimmy Examinates!
0:26:05 > 0:26:06APPLAUSE
0:26:08 > 0:26:12That's the end of the show and I can reveal that I... have no idea who's won.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17But I do know a man that does. Melvin's dad, everyone!
0:26:17 > 0:26:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Give him a little cuddle, go on. Aww!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- CROWD:- Awww!
0:26:32 > 0:26:33APPLAUSE
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Are you proud of your little boy? - Oh, definitely.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40OK, whisper in my ear, who has won tonight?
0:26:41 > 0:26:44OK. Wow! That is...
0:26:44 > 0:26:47That is big news, you're not going to believe this.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Because it's either Rochelle or Melvin.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Melvin's dad's just told me, and this is a shocker,
0:26:55 > 0:26:56ladies and gentlemen,
0:26:56 > 0:27:00the winner of tonight's show are...
0:27:00 > 0:27:02unbelievably....
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Rochelle's team!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06CHEERING
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Good work!
0:27:12 > 0:27:17A massive thank you to Holly, to Rochelle, The Vamps,
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Abbey, Melvin and Lloyd.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22This has been Sweat The Small Stuff, I have been Nick Grimshaw,
0:27:22 > 0:27:24you've all been so beautiful.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Good night, everybody. Bye!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28CHEERING