0:00:01 > 0:00:03THEME MUSIC
0:00:16 > 0:00:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Hello. Hi. I'm Nick Grimshaw. Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff -
0:00:30 > 0:00:33the panel show about those little annoyances in life,
0:00:33 > 0:00:37because life's little annoyances really are worth sweating over.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40This week, I've been sweating about our society's
0:00:40 > 0:00:42elevation of celebrities to god-like status.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Kanye West - have you seen this story?
0:00:44 > 0:00:48He has been hailed as the new Messiah in some street art
0:00:48 > 0:00:50that portrays him as Jesus Christ.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Here he is. This is Kanye here.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54LAUGHTER
0:00:54 > 0:00:56And they questioned, "The New Messiah?"
0:00:56 > 0:00:59No, just a singer.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04I wonder what the real Messiah would make of all that?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Let's just ask him, he's here. Seann, our Lord.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09APPLAUSE AND WHOOPING
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Let's get on with the show. Let's meet the teams.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15First up, the lovely Rochelle Humes and her team.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18APPLAUSE
0:01:18 > 0:01:22On my team, we have Game Of Thrones star Gemma Whelan.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24APPLAUSE
0:01:24 > 0:01:28And in my opinion, the coolest Radio 1 DJ. It's Scott Mills!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30APPLAUSE
0:01:33 > 0:01:36And over here, we have the teeny-tiny Melvin Odoom.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Who is on your team this week?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39On my team I've got
0:01:39 > 0:01:41the award-winning stand-up comedian, Seann Walsh!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43APPLAUSE
0:01:45 > 0:01:47And the world-famous model, Daisy Lowe.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50APPLAUSE
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Rochelle, how are you?- Very good. How are you?- Yeah, very good.- Good.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59You recently announced that The Saturdays are going to tour
0:01:59 > 0:02:00- in September.- Yes, we are.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03There they are. Where's the other one?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05That was when Frankie was off having a baby.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09She was having a baby right then, and you're like, "Whatever!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12"More camera time for me!"
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- What's happening is you're doing a greatest hits album.- Yes.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18This is when you tell me, "How many have you had?" Go on.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21That means it's the end, innit? You're splitting up.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Yes, it does!
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Greatest hits tour and a greatest hits album, that is like, "See ya!"
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- No, it's not.- Melvin Odoom, how are you?- We're good, man.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Let's get to know your team-mates.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40The very beautiful model Daisy Lowe is here.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Hi.- Hi.- Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Thanks. Thanks for having me.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Melvin, how are you feeling about sitting next to this girl?
0:02:49 > 0:02:52She is a problem. I'm not going to lie.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55When I was standing over there, I could see her from behind.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I was like, "My goodness."
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I don't know why your second name rhymes with no,
0:03:00 > 0:03:02cos when I look at you I just think, "Yes!"
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Oh, no!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Do you ever look in the mirror and be like, "Still got it"?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- No.- No?!- If I do sexy shoots, I pretend to be someone else.- Really?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Who do you pretend to be? Me? - You.- Seann?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27How do you do sexy? How do you do it?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30You have to have a little bit of a parting in the mouth.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32A little bit of a like...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34She's a problem.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Daisy, someone told me if you were to look sexy in a photograph,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46you're meant to pretend that you're biting into an apple like...
0:03:48 > 0:03:51I've never... No, I've never heard that one.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Next time, mate, Vogue... - I will definitely do that.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Shall we have a look at you being sexy?- Yeah!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- No.- Oh, my God, Rochelle!
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Rochelle is horny for Daisy Lowe.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Yeah!- She's a problem. She's a problem.- Look at you,
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- getting all sexy with a ladder! - She's a problem.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- It is a ladder. - I find ladders so sexy.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15It's a French ladder.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh....
0:04:17 > 0:04:20LAUGHTER
0:04:20 > 0:04:22In this next one, you are very, very naked,
0:04:22 > 0:04:25so we've covered you up in the most tasteful way
0:04:25 > 0:04:27that we could think of.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh, my...
0:04:29 > 0:04:30LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Still naked.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I didn't even make that photo, you know? Melvin brought that in.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Gemma Whelan, welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Hi, Gemma.- Hi.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Hi, Grimmy.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Gemma, not only are you an amazing comedian
0:04:50 > 0:04:52but you are also in Game Of Thrones.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Yes.- You play Yara Greyjoy.- Yes.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Game Of Thrones is massive. It's a huge, huge show.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Did you know when you were in it, that it was going to be this big? - No idea.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04No idea but, um, I had a moral dilemma on Game Of Thrones.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07It was the first day of shooting and I'm eating a load of chicken.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Don't ruin it.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Way back when.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14I was too nervous to tell them I was a vegetarian so I was like,
0:05:14 > 0:05:17"Do I eat chicken all day or do I tell them? What if I lose the job?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- "Just get on with it." So I ate chicken all day.- Eurgh!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22GROANING
0:05:22 > 0:05:23How long had you been a vegetarian?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Five or six years.- Wow! - I was just too nervous.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Is that just like something filthy or is it a moral dilemma? I don't know.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31No, chicken's delicious.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34You're blessed.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Now, Game Of Thrones - I don't know if you know -
0:05:36 > 0:05:42- the most illegally downloaded show in the world in 2013.- Yes.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Not that we condone this at the BBC at all.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- But that is bloody impressive. - It is.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Of EVERYTHING on the telly, more people didn't want to pay for that than anything else.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yes.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Let's take a look at you in Game Of Thrones.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59You been at sea long?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Or were there just no women where you came from?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- None like you.- You don't know what I'm like.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06You don't know what you're like.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08And you need someone to teach you.
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Do you know who I am?
0:06:11 > 0:06:15You think I offer free rides to every man in jewellery?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Why is it always about sex on Game Of Thrones?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Well, isn't everything?- Yeah.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Seann, doesn't your friend call Game Of Thrones "tits with dragons"?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Yeah, tits with dragons. - Tits with dragons.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'm staying in tonight watching tits and dragons.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38See you later, mate.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40< Is that your mum?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43AUDIENCE: Whoo!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Why are you clapping that?! How old are you?!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54"Is that your mum?" I've just done a big bloke's deep voice.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57"Is that your mum?" "Oh!"
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- WOMAN:- I love you! - She loves you.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04That's my mum.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Scott Mills is here, everybody!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Hello.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Hi, Scott Mills.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16What would you say there is to sweat about being on the radio?
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Oh, God. Right, so he does the Radio 1 breakfast show, yeah? OK.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23So that's fine. We are colleagues on Radio 1.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Don't text my phone to get a shout out on Radio 1.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30NO! Really?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I only do it for him. But it's like, "Oh, can I have a shout out?"
0:07:33 > 0:07:34"All right then, you weirdo. Fine."
0:07:36 > 0:07:40But Scott, you are known for playing the best games on the radio.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42- You've got the Homes Under The Hammer game.- I love that.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43The best game ever.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- You've got Innuendo Bingo.- Yeah. - Again, best game ever.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Do you know what I mean?
0:07:48 > 0:07:49That is a majorly famous game.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53What I thought I'd do now, cos it must be a lot of pressure and you must sweat constantly
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- over coming up with those games, so I thought I'd pitch some games to you right now.- OK.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- If you like them, you can have them for the radio.- Thanks(!)- Yeah?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03We could find the new Innuendo Bingo right here, right now.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07OK, can I just say there's not one called Mills On Wheels, is there?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Cos that's what I got called at school. Quite close.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- The first game - Scott Meals.- Oh.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Um...
0:08:15 > 0:08:16There we go, Scott Meals.
0:08:16 > 0:08:21In this game, you have to get the listeners to guess what meal you're eating.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23It's on at lunchtime.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27You eat your lunch and they have to guess what you're
0:08:27 > 0:08:29eating by the sound of your munching.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Not a...- It is brilliant.
0:08:31 > 0:08:36Take a listen. What am I eating? What's in my mouth, Scott Mills?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39SLURPING ON RECORDING
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Oh...
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Noodles.- Let's find out if you're right.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45BUZZ
0:08:49 > 0:08:50It's actually spaghetti.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52APPLAUSE
0:08:52 > 0:08:56The nation goes wild. You're not feeling Scott Meals, are you?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Was that spaghetti from a can? - It was.- You dirty bastard.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- You're not feeling that, so what about...Scott Feels?- Oh, God.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09It's a game in which listeners guess which object you're feeling...
0:09:09 > 0:09:14- Sure.- ..by the sound that your voice makes when you are feeling said object.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- All right, then. - Let's play Scott Feels.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23'Ooh, it's really soft, and sensual, and smooth, and round. And I'd...
0:09:23 > 0:09:26'It's like a big Malteser that I just want to eat.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29'Mmm, yum-yum, yum-yum.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30'Um, yum-yum, yum-yum.'
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Great game.- Melvin's head! Melvin's head!- You think Melvin's head?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36LAUGHTER
0:09:37 > 0:09:39OK, eating Melvin's head.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40APPLAUSE
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Let's find out if you're right.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Oh, it's really soft, and sensual,
0:09:46 > 0:09:49and smooth, and round, and it's like a big Malteser
0:09:49 > 0:09:51that I just want to eat.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Um, yum-yum, yum-yum, yum-yum. Um, yum-yum, yum-yum.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Do you want Scott Feels for your show?- I'll take that one.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00You'll take Scott Feels? Yay!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Right, let's get on with the show.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07This round is about a sweat that Seann has had about men
0:10:07 > 0:10:09thinking he's a woman from behind.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13So, what's happened? People have thought you're actually a woman?
0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Well, I've been mistaken for lots of women.- Yeah.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Sometimes a girl from Outnumbered.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Just spin round. Look over there. Let's...
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh... That looks... Ooh...
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Hang on, let's do it like, "Ooh, that looks like a pretty lady.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30"I wonder what she looks like from the front?"
0:10:30 > 0:10:32ARGH!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Now, we are going to put this to the test in a game where the teams
0:10:37 > 0:10:41have to work out if members of our audience are boys or girls
0:10:41 > 0:10:45just by looking at them from behind. It's a very high-brow game.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Right, join me over at Grimfellows to play Is It A Boy Or Is It A Girl?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53MUSIC: "Girls & Boys" by Blur
0:10:57 > 0:11:03So put your blindfolds on. Please welcome our first boy or girl.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05APPLAUSE
0:11:05 > 0:11:07There you go.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09OK, blindfolds off,
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Melvin's team. Do they look like they've just stepped out of a salon,
0:11:13 > 0:11:17or just stepped off of...I don't know, a manly day at the man things?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I don't know about that haircut, firstly.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I think a girl would like that haircut.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- You think that's a girl's haircut? - You think that's a girl? Yeah?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Nice little ears like a pixie.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31You see, this is what I'm saying. A girl.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- So, you're saying a girl?- Yeah. - You think a girl?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I think definitely a lesbian. Yeah.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38GROANING AND LAUGHTER
0:11:40 > 0:11:44OK, let's find out if you're right.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45You're saying "girl".
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Seann, I think you should come over and find out.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Is Seann going to get glassed? Let's find out.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59I've got this. I'm going to tap. I'm going to tap that.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Excuse me, I was just wondering
0:12:04 > 0:12:06if you'd like a nice glass of white wine?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- I'm Kelly and I'm a girl. - BELL RINGS
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Yes!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Oh...
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Thank you.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18A beautiful girl. A very beautiful girl face.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Oh, I think I've pulled.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- I don't think so.- No? - Sit down.- Back down.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Please welcome our next audience member. Is it a boy or is it a girl?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31MUSIC: "Girls & Boys" by Blur
0:12:35 > 0:12:37OK, you can take your blindfolds off.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Is it a boy or is it a girl?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Has Ed Sheeran just got back from travelling?
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Seriously though, Melvin, you do like to chat up ladies in the bar.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51If you saw this head, would you be like,
0:12:51 > 0:12:54"I'm going to have sex with them"?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55I think you...
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I think you guys have stitched me up, cos I know this head.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- You know that head?!- I know this head, yeah.- You know this head?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- How do you know this head? - Oh, my God, that's...
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- I met her about a month ago.- No way!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10And she's a surfer, which is why her hair looks like that.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Do you want to do this? You're saying a girl and you know her?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16This just tells us something cos you recognise her from behind.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Do you want to find out if it's a boy or a girl?- I know it's a girl.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25OK, then, come and buy her a drink.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- Did you say you've dated her?- Yeah.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29He's dated everyone that ever comes on to the show.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Including me and I didn't like it!
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Come on, Melvin, let's find out. Is he right? He's saying it's a girl he's dated.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Tap dance?- Let's find out. Is it?- Tap dance.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Or will he be slapped in the face? - Oh, my God!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- It's the look. - Here we go. Here we go.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Hiya, sexy. Can I get you a drink?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- I'm Luke and I'm a boy. - BUZZER
0:13:50 > 0:13:52No!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Have you got a sister? You don't have a sister?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05All right, my mistake. My mistake.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Thank you, Luke, everybody!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13CHATTER DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Did you really think it was her? - From the back, she's...
0:14:16 > 0:14:18well, he's exactly the same.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Do you want his number? - Yeah, just in case.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Um, well done to Melvin's team.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Could you make your way back over there, please? Thank you, guys.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# Dude looked like a lady... #
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Thank you for playing Is it A Boy Or Is It A Girl? - a very high-brow game.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Such a good game. OK.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Anything been getting on your nerves recently, Seann,
0:14:42 > 0:14:44that you'd like to get off your chest right now?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Loads of stuff.- OK. Well, go on, then.
0:14:46 > 0:14:51For example, last week on tour, my mate came with my support act
0:14:51 > 0:14:55and, out of kindness, I offered to sit in the back of the car.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Oh, bad move.- Yeah. For a start, you're no longer a passenger.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02I've realised, what happens is, you become the bin.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04LAUGHTER That is what happens.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07You're sat there and all you get from your mates is,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09"Sorry, mate, couldn't put that in the back, could you?"
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Kit Kat wrappers, Walkers crisps, sandwiches.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14"Yeah, sure. Don't worry about that. Yeah.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17"Cheers, mate. No worries. Yeah, thank you. Honestly, don't worry."
0:15:17 > 0:15:20You are not part of the conversation any more.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23You've got your two mates going, "That's great. We should do that."
0:15:23 > 0:15:25With my head in-between the two seats going, "What's that?
0:15:25 > 0:15:32- "What's going on? That sounds good." - That's so true!
0:15:32 > 0:15:36- Never getting in the back of a car ever again.- It's ridiculous.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39OK. It's time now for Rochelle and Melvin - The Challenges.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41This is where, each week,
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I challenge our team captains Rochelle and Melvin
0:15:43 > 0:15:47to take a small sweat out into the streets and into the public's faces.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50This week's sweat is about those people who always seem to
0:15:50 > 0:15:53get their own way using little manipulations,
0:15:53 > 0:15:55like complimenting and flirting.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59And then, as soon as they have what they want, they're like, "See ya."
0:16:00 > 0:16:04Scott, you are a very handsome, attractive, red-blooded male.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Do the...? Do you ever find yourself flirting just to get your way?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- No...- An upgrade on a plane or something?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- No. I'm not confident enough. - No?- No, not at all.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16You're never like, "Hi, I'm Scott Mills from BBC Radio 1"?
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- Can you imagine? That would be awful. - Yeah.- Awful.- Try it now.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Hi, I'm Scott Mills. Do you know who I am? Awful.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Awful, yeah. It worked. It worked. Erm...
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I sent Rochelle and Melvin out to find out what would happen
0:16:28 > 0:16:32when they tried to get their own way with complete strangers.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Let's find out who won in Rochelle and Melvin - The Challenges.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:43 > 0:16:45There's no way that Mel's going to beat me
0:16:45 > 0:16:47this week cos he's got nothing to manipulate people with.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50I am a puppet master of the mind.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52He couldn't manipulate himself out of a paper bag.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55"Look, I'm Melvin. I'm stuck in a bag. I can't get out."
0:16:55 > 0:16:56You know when you get a satsuma
0:16:56 > 0:16:58and you want the juice out of that satsuma?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Rochelle is that satsuma and I'm gonna get juicy.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06"Task number one. You are a manipulative person."
0:17:06 > 0:17:10"Go into a cafe, order a drink and try to get it for free
0:17:10 > 0:17:13"by buttering up your waiter with compliments." Oh, God.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- How you doing?- Good. How are you? - I'm very good.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22You have a great shape, like a little Kim Kardashian.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24LAUGHTER
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Wow. You're good at the pouring. - Thank you very much.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Excuse me, Miss. I just reached into my pocket to try and find my wallet
0:17:31 > 0:17:33and I think I've left it at home.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Are you joking now?- I'm not joking.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- I left my purse at home. - OK...
0:17:38 > 0:17:41I just thought, you know, someone like you might just let it go
0:17:41 > 0:17:42just this once.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45I saw the way you were looking at me earlier on as well.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- You gave me the look, didn't you? - No.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49You clearly work out.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52A strong guy like you, I thought you would let me.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57It's my birthday on Friday.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59There's all this tension.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00- Is it just me feeling it?- Yes.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03When's my birthday?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05MAN ON PHONE: Friday.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06OK.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- This glass is for free then.- OK.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Thank you so much. Thank you.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Let me have it for free...- No.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14..and let it slide.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- I just told you, I will never do like this.- OK.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24"Task number two. Manipulate a member of the public...
0:18:24 > 0:18:27"To help you load your shopping by being sexy."
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Sexy? Well, that's my middle name.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32HE ROARS
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Hey, man! How you doing?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I was wondering if you could help me out for a second?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40My bag's really heavy...
0:18:40 > 0:18:42It's got some water and I can't...
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Would you just give me a hand putting them in the car?
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Basically, I've just been working out at the gym...
0:18:47 > 0:18:49and my muscles are pretty sore.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Hey, don't worry. - Thank you very much.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54You look like you work out too.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57I don't work out, but I'll help you.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Sorry, I hurt my leg last night table dancing at work.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03SHE LAUGHS
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Oh, my goodness. I think I need a Diet Coke break.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Woof!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Your arms must be so strong.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Hmm. Thank you so much. I enjoy watching you work, man.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Nothing better than a muscly guy. - SHE GIGGLES
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Just up and down, up and down.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Thank you so much.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30CHEERING
0:19:30 > 0:19:31You take care. Have a good day.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I miss you already, man.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Hmm, hmm, hmm.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43APPLAUSE
0:19:43 > 0:19:46And the point goes to Rochelle's team!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Nice work.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Very nice. That was really so sexy.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54What have you learnt from this,
0:19:54 > 0:19:56about getting your own way everywhere you go, Rochelle?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58I'm good at it.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59- HIGH PITCHED:- "I'm good at it."
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Melvin, is this an unusual position for you to be in,
0:20:02 > 0:20:05asking men to fill your trunk?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07It was all right.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- It's quite nice, actually. He was very helpful.- Yeah.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I might do it all the time now.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Call me. Er, a round of applause for Rochelle and Melvin.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17APPLAUSE
0:20:18 > 0:20:21OK, let's move on to the next round.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22It's time for the Sweat Box,
0:20:22 > 0:20:25where you get to actually help some members of this very audience.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28They will tell you what they've been sweating about recently
0:20:28 > 0:20:31and you must do your best to help them out with advice.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Whichever team they decide has given them the most help will get a point,
0:20:35 > 0:20:38so who is first in the Sweat Box tonight?
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- Hi, Grimmy. My name is James and my sweat is the way I walk.- OK.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44So I'm quite awkward, I'm quite tall.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I don't really know how to carry myself that well...
0:20:47 > 0:20:50and I'd really like some advice about how to walk "cool".
0:20:50 > 0:20:53OK. Well, you've come to the right place.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57- It's like this, isn't it? - Can we see it?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- We need to see this, don't we?- Yeah.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Can you show us your walk please?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- In front of a supermodel? - Thank you. Don't worry about.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06It's just Seann. Whatever.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09OK, James, let's see this awkward, weird walk.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Oh, no!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Yeah, come on.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19INDISTINCT SPEECH
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- I mean... - Oh, no!
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- It's... - ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:21:26 > 0:21:27I mean, it is...
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- It's something that could definitely be worked on.- Yeah.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- It's quite weird. - It's the little steps.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Tiny steps.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38You're doing little... You're meant to walk normally, but you're going...
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Oh, don't!- It's very like Charlie Chaplin.- Yes, Chaplin.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Daisy, you are a model. You must be able to walk right.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47- I end up strutting... - Come on, let's...
0:21:47 > 0:21:50This is a professional walker.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Yeah, but... But this is a girly walk.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57I have a girly walk cos you do a bit of, like...
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Oh! Oh, that's how you walk.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Look at this. Hello.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- I mean, don't walk like that, James. - No, cos then that would be...
0:22:04 > 0:22:06- Yeah, but that is a good walk. - DAISY: I think...
0:22:06 > 0:22:08SEANN: You know the turn you guys do?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Do you do that in real life? You're sort of walking down the street
0:22:11 > 0:22:12and then you go like that.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Oh, no, I've forgot my keys.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18DAISY: What? You want me to do it?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21You forget your keys. You're walking down the street.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24She's just walking. She's popping to Londis.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Londis! - Oh...- Oh!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33So, James, you should maybe try that.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Do it... Do it like Daisy. - ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:22:36 > 0:22:40MUSIC: "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Let's have a catwalk. Go. Go.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46You've got to move your arms. Move your arms!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48AUDIENCE CLAPS
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Really nice. Really nice, James.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Really nice.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57APPLAUSE
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- I've figured out what it is. - What advice do we have?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04He's quite stiff up top.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- You know what I mean? - LAUGHTER
0:23:09 > 0:23:11He's quite broad, so it's like...
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Nothing here is moving. It's like...
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Let your arms go free and breathe a bit.- Any advice over here?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Firstly, who taught you how to walk in the first place?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Get your money back.- No-one teaches him!- Get your money back!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24And I'd say just ride a bike everywhere, then, that way,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- you won't have to walk.- Whose advice do you want to go for, James?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30I have to give it to Melvin's team, mainly
0:23:30 > 0:23:32because it's got Daisy Lowe on it.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- OK. - ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- Thank you, James.- Thank you. - Thanks, mate.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Right, who is next in the Sweat Box tonight?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Hi, I'm Regan and I'm from Manchester
0:23:45 > 0:23:48and my sweat is how horrible southern water is.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49It's just disgusting.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Like, water in Manchester just tastes dead nice and fresh,
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- and then down south it's just horrible. It's rotten.- It's horrible!
0:23:55 > 0:23:56It's a genuine thing that you hate...
0:23:56 > 0:23:59It's genuine. In London, I don't like washing my hair in it,
0:23:59 > 0:24:01don't even like having a shower...
0:24:01 > 0:24:03If someone offers me a brew, I won't have a brew in London.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05It's got to come out of a bottle.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- So there's actually a difference in taste?- Yeah.- Wow!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Regan, I want to find out if you genuinely can tell the difference
0:24:11 > 0:24:12between northern and southern water.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I should be able to tell just from looking at it.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- No, you will not.- All right then, we'll put it to the test.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Well, we will, right now. This is that feature.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I got an audience member who was coming from the north today
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- and I asked them... - Did you...?
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Asked them to bring some water with them. This is... This is for real.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Here's them filling a bottle with northern water.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- There they are.- Oh, my God. That is so good.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Bearing in mind they knew this was going on the television,
0:24:37 > 0:24:40should have put the flash on cos...you can't see anything.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42And put the washing up away.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Stop displaying the Cif like it's an award.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Yeah, I own Cif.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52- Hello, Simone. Hi. - Hi.- Hi, Simone.- Hi.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Don't like each other. - What?!
0:24:55 > 0:24:59This has gone like Jeremy Kyle now.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Simone, do you actually know her?
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- Yeah, but I didn't know it was for her.- Oh, my God!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06SHE LAUGHS
0:25:06 > 0:25:11But erm... APPLAUSE
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Now this is awkward.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20What I do have here, this is genuine, we've actually done this,
0:25:20 > 0:25:21I have two glasses of water.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24This is going to be such great TV. She's going to taste some water.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28- You are welcome. - Which her enemy has brought down.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30OK. Brought by her enemy!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35One is from the tap here.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39One is from the tap up north, brought all the way down for you.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42So I want you to see if you can tell a difference,
0:25:42 > 0:25:45cos I think this is a made up sweat, OK?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I've never been in here. Move over.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50- Do you want to come and take a pew? - Let's...- I know already which one...
0:25:50 > 0:25:52No, you don't, you weirdo!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54That one's from London. That one's from Manchester.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56OK. Well, whichever one you think is from the north -
0:25:56 > 0:26:00there's a flat cap and there's a southern pork pie hat.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02So have a sip...
0:26:02 > 0:26:04OK.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05And now try that one.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Which one do you think...?- London.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Manchester. - So you think this is northern,
0:26:11 > 0:26:13so we're going to put the northern hat on.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- IN A YORKSHIRE ACCENT: - "Eh, up, and go down pits."
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- And then southern hat. - IN A POSH ACCENT:- Ooh, sushi.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Sushi and pasta.
0:26:22 > 0:26:26- Oh, please be right, otherwise I'll be absolutely fuming.- Northern...
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- Yeah.- It's from the north.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32This is from the south,
0:26:32 > 0:26:35which proves you're completely insane about water.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- That's impressive.- Oh, my God.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- That is so weird.- That is weird!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Rochelle's team, what can she do about this dilemma?
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- She doesn't like water down here. - Have you put orange squash...?
0:26:46 > 0:26:50I don't drink orange squash. I only drink water or alcohol.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53LAUGHTER
0:26:53 > 0:26:55You could accumulate a resistance to it
0:26:55 > 0:26:57by just moving gradually further south.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00That's what I'm trying to do.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- Or you could just get a filter. - Good idea.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04- Filter.- Filter in your shower.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- Clever girl.- So your options have been put on the table.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Whose advice are you going to take? - I've got to go with Rochelle's.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- Rochelle's team, you get the point. - Yeah.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22And that was the final round. Thank you, teams.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:27:28 > 0:27:33OK. It's the end of the show, which means it is time for me to announce
0:27:33 > 0:27:34who the winner is.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36HEART BEAT
0:27:36 > 0:27:39OK. Wow. It's suddenly got very tense in here.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41It's amazing what an extreme close up,
0:27:41 > 0:27:44lighting change and a heartbeat sound effect can do.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Isn't it, Scott Mills?- Yes, it is. - Yes, it's very tense in here.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50How you feeling, Rochelle?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- Tense up in this bitch. - It's...
0:27:52 > 0:27:56- I can't handle it any more! - Relax, Seann!
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Calm down! Melvin, are you OK?!
0:27:59 > 0:28:00- Yes.- OK, good.
0:28:02 > 0:28:07I can reveal that the winners of tonight's show are...
0:28:09 > 0:28:10..Rochelle's team!
0:28:10 > 0:28:15MUSIC: "One Moment in Time" by Whitney Houston
0:28:15 > 0:28:19A bit thank you to Gemma, to Rochelle and to Scott,
0:28:19 > 0:28:22Daisy, Melvin and Seann.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25This has been Sweat The Small Stuff. I've been Nick Grimshaw.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28You've all been beautiful. Good night, everybody.