Episode 7

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0:00:15 > 0:00:22This programme contains some strong language

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hello.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Hi. I'm Nick Grimshaw.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff,

0:00:29 > 0:00:32the panel show all about those little annoyances in life,

0:00:32 > 0:00:36cos life's little annoyances really are worth sweating over.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40This week, I've been sweating about bizarre celebrity punch-ups.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Jay-Z got beaten up by Beyonce's sister Solange.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- Did everybody see this? - ALL: Yes.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47What is going on?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50No TV show has been allowed to show a photo of this,

0:00:50 > 0:00:53but we have managed to be the first TV show in the world...

0:00:53 > 0:00:56- Ooh!- Yeah. ..to be allowed to.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Check this out cos this cost a fortune. 25 grand this.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00There it is.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Apparently Solange is now going to remix one of her sister's tracks,

0:01:05 > 0:01:07it's going to be called Crazy In Lift.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- AUDIENCE:- Wahey!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- I did a joke, Fern.- So good. You should do more of those.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I know, I will.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16If I saw her get in a lift I'd be all like

0:01:16 > 0:01:17# Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh... #

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Seriously, getting beaten up in a lift -

0:01:20 > 0:01:23that is humiliating on every level.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Boom!

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Let's get on with the show and meet the teams.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31First up, it's the beautiful Rochelle Humes' team.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Rochelle, who's on your team?

0:01:33 > 0:01:37On my team I have stand-up comedian and star of Uncle - it's Nick Helm.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39CHEERING

0:01:41 > 0:01:43And star of Outnumbered, it's the brilliant Tyger Drew-Honey.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45CHEERING

0:01:46 > 0:01:51Next up, over here, we have my miniature friend Melvin O'Doom.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Who is on your team?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56On my team, I have stand-up comedian Rhys James.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58CHEERING

0:01:58 > 0:02:01And my favourite Radio 1 DJ - give it up for Fearne Cotton.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Did you hear that?!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05CHEERING

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Thank you, darling.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Did everyone hear that?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12We all heard it, Fearne, Shut up!

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Fearne, you are fast becoming, I think, a national treasure.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Oh, God.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- You've been presenting for half your life.- Yup.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21So when did you start? 26?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24LAUGHTER

0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Disney Club... - 15, you wanker.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33It's so weird seeing you all smart and professional.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I was just saying that, cos we see each other every morning.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40I see you in your pyjamas, you're drunk, you've got a hat on...

0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Been drunk twice. - You look so...professional.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44This is what it looks like after ten.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46- It's really weird. - What's it like pre-ten?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48It's not great, is it?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Pre-ten, it's the homeless version of yourself.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Were you there when the Queen came?

0:02:53 > 0:02:57No, I was pregnant or having a baby - I missed it.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59- She didn't like me. - You did it wrong.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Yeah.- This story went around Radio 1 like wildfire.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04I basically did this. I stood up...

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- You be the Queen.- Ooh, OK.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08You are the queen of broadcasting, why not the country?!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11So, you're the Queen. She's quite short yeah.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13We're all stood here and they're like,

0:03:13 > 0:03:16"You're going to meet the Queen, don't speak to the Queen, she'll speak to you."

0:03:16 > 0:03:18So I stood there...

0:03:19 > 0:03:21- She didn't speak to me. - Did she do that?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23No, nothing, just didn't speak to me.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26It was going on for a little bit and I said, "You all right?"

0:03:26 > 0:03:28LAUGHTER

0:03:28 > 0:03:30And she's like, "Off with his head."

0:03:30 > 0:03:33And she just literally did this face to me.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34LAUGHTER

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Tyger Drew-Honey is here, everybody!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Hello.- All right, mate.

0:03:44 > 0:03:48For seven years you were in the brilliant Outnumbered,

0:03:48 > 0:03:51which was a hugely-loved show.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Everybody loved that show.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Was it strange growing up on such a popular TV show?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58It's weird thinking that it would have been anything other than

0:03:58 > 0:04:01normal, cos I have no other experience.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04It is weird sometimes when I flick on the TV and I see a chubby,

0:04:04 > 0:04:07young, high-pitched version of myself.

0:04:07 > 0:04:12Tyger, your dad has a slightly unusual job, doesn't he?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Yeah, he's a plumber.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Yeah. He really plumb.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18He plumbs it hard.

0:04:18 > 0:04:23He is, of course, the very famous porn star Ben Dover.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24There's Ben.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28That's my pretend name if ever we stay in a hotel.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Ben Dover?!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31That's my name.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Try Eileen - Eileen Dover.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Oh!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38He's appeared in over 500 porn films.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Have you seen all of them, Melvin?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Have you seen a film with his dad in?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46I've seen about three.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Your dad's a legend.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Did you know when you were little what he did?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53When I was about four or five, we'd have Pascal

0:04:53 > 0:04:55and Charmaine coming over for Christmas dinner,

0:04:55 > 0:04:58and they'd be porn stars, friends of my parents and they'd buy me

0:04:58 > 0:05:01the nicest presents and Mummy and Daddy would say...

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Can I come to your house for Christmas?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07"This is Charmaine, Pascal, they make kissy-kiss films.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Daddy sometimes has a special hug with Charmaine and this is that."

0:05:11 > 0:05:14It was a very warm upbringing and they did that and...

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Very warm.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Nick Helm is here, everybody!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23CHEERING

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Hi, Nick Helm.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27You've got a brand-new TV show called

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- I do.- Wow! Look at that.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Why's that woman crying on the left?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36She's crying out of joy.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40She's privileged to be in this room with this amazing entertainer.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44I think that she probably thought that she was out of the shot,

0:05:44 > 0:05:46to be honest.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50You're known as being quite a shouty man on stage in the world of comedy,

0:05:50 > 0:05:54so as you are quite shouty, do you get a lot off your chest?

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Are you a guy that does sweat the small stuff?- Yeah.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00It's cathartic, cos you bottle it up and you get onstage

0:06:00 > 0:06:03and you just shout about it and get it off your chest.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07And then people come up afterwards and they're disappointed that

0:06:07 > 0:06:10I don't shout in their faces and stuff.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13If I did that in real life, I'd get beaten up!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Rhys Jones is here, everybody!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17CHEERING

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Hi, Rhys, how are you?- Hi.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22According to the Telegraph, no less,

0:06:22 > 0:06:26you are the 18th-funniest person on Twitter.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Yeah.- That is pretty big.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30CHEERING

0:06:30 > 0:06:3218th is shit. What's 18th?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34I mean, it's top 20 - where are you guys?

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I've heard that you are a big poetry fan,

0:06:39 > 0:06:45and I believe you've prepared some poetry for us to enjoy.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47This is a poem...

0:06:47 > 0:06:49I've written a poem about one of the panel.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54I won't say who it is, you can guess who it is from what it's saying.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55This is good!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58This is the poem, it's called "Rochelle".

0:06:58 > 0:06:59LAUGHTER

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Rochelle from The Saturdays,

0:07:03 > 0:07:06but also from my heart.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Let me take you to a matinee, or, like, to the park.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12You married Marvin from JLS, which is

0:07:12 > 0:07:16how I conclude that JLS is just "jealous" with the vowels removed.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Say yes and it'll get overwhelming, and if not,

0:07:19 > 0:07:20I'll have to settle for Melvin.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Let's get on with the show. It is time for the round where we go out

0:07:32 > 0:07:34and about and meet the Great British public.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37This week, we're going to play Fairly Famous Faces.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- I love this one.- This is really good!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43This is a game that someone will tell you

0:07:43 > 0:07:47they look like a celebrity, but they look nothing like them.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Rhys, who is it you get told you look like?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I get told I look like Nicholas Hoult.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- THEY ALL SHOUT OUT - All right.- You do. You do.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Let's have a look see if there's a resemblance between you and Nicholas Hoult.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- There is, isn't there.- Look! Oh, my God, it's weird.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03But I get heckled with it in the street.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05People say it like it's an insult, but he's a Hollywood

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- actor that's going out with Jennifer Lawrence.- Exactly!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Do you have an equally-hot Jennifer Lawrence-lookalike girlfriend?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Eh... It's a very difficult question to answer,

0:08:13 > 0:08:16cos I do have a girlfriend and I don't want to say the answer.

0:08:16 > 0:08:21LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Let's play Fairly Famous Faces.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Rochelle's team, you get to go first.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Take a look at the first one.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Hi, my name's Jake and the celebrity I think I look like is...

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Who do you think that Jake thinks he looks like?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41James Corden.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44I don't think he looks anything like James Corden.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46You could rate him higher than that,

0:08:46 > 0:08:49you could say he looks like James Marsden or Brad Pitt.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51James Marsden!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I think you were right, Tyger, I think James Corden.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- I reckon that's what he thinks anyway.- You reckon Corden?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- I think so. - Let's find out of they're right.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02..James Corden.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03James Corden.

0:09:03 > 0:09:09- APPLAUSE - You can vaguely see it.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- I get it.- I was thinking of someone completely different

0:09:12 > 0:09:13to James Corden, sorry.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Who?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16He looks exactly like him!

0:09:18 > 0:09:19Let's have a look, Melvin's team.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Hi, I'm Derek and the celebrity I think I look like is...

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Fearne:- Melvin!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27LAUGHTER

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Melvin, what do you reckon?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37This could be your number one fan, right there.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Did they just not have enough people to do it and they asked you?

0:09:40 > 0:09:43I don't even think I count as a celebrity anyway.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- You do now. - Yes, you do - you're on the telly.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48This is this show's biggest fan and he's gone,

0:09:48 > 0:09:51"This is my moment to profess my love for Melv."

0:09:53 > 0:09:56I reckon you, or he's going to say...Ainsley Harriott.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I think that he will think he's a bit of a cook in the kitchen

0:09:59 > 0:10:00and a bit of an Ainsley.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Yeah.- They're saying Ainsley Harriott.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Let's find out of you're right.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06..Melvin O'Doom.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Melvin, can you see yourself in Derek? Not literally.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Not inside of him.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24He's a good-looking guy. He's a good-looking guy.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26It's like looking into the future for you.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28That's what I'm going to look like.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Rochelle's team, this one's for you.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Hi, my name's Aiden and the celebrity I think I look like is...

0:10:34 > 0:10:38I reckon he probably thinks he looks like Bradley Cooper.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Oh, yes! That is a good shout.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- He doesn't really.- With a beard. - I can see Example in there.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45That what I just said - Example.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47I think he looks really like Example.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Let's go - who did you say? TYGER:- I said Bradley Cooper.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51- OK.- He looks like Melvin.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58They're saying Bradley Cooper.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59..Zac Efron.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01CRIES OF DISBELIEF

0:11:03 > 0:11:06He could have had Bradley Cooper and he got greedy.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13OK, Melvin's team, this one's for you.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17Hi, I'm Ronald and the celebrity I think I look like is...

0:11:17 > 0:11:20A vision in turquoise, but who does Ronald think he looks like?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- He looks like Chris Langfield. - Who's Chris Langfield?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26A guy I went to school with - looks just like him.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31Going on what we've seen so far, he could say Beyonce, who knows?

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Do you want to go with Beyonce, Fearne?

0:11:34 > 0:11:37It's worth a shot.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40I'd rather try Chris Langfield if we are going to...

0:11:40 > 0:11:42I think it is actually him.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Chris Langfield, your friend from school.- Not friend.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Not friend. - LAUGHTER

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Chris Langfield, someone Rhys knew from school.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54..Michael Buble.

0:11:54 > 0:11:55LAUGHTER

0:11:55 > 0:11:57ROCHELLE: No way!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59No way.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01I thought he was going to say Wayne Rooney.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03He does look like Wayne Rooney.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Thank you to the people of Great Britain for playing

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Fairly Famous Faces.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Nick Helm, what have you been sweating about, please?

0:12:15 > 0:12:20Erm, I hate people that like the film Sliding Doors.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24They're dicks!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26They're dicks!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Sliding Doors is one of the worst films -

0:12:29 > 0:12:32every time you go round a girl's house

0:12:32 > 0:12:35and she's got a copy of Sliding Doors, you just know it's a

0:12:35 > 0:12:39worthless relationship and it's not worth pursuing.

0:12:39 > 0:12:45If you haven't seen it, it's a film where Gwyneth Paltrow, half the film

0:12:45 > 0:12:51she catches a tube and the other half she doesn't catch a tube.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53It's as good as it sounds.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00I met a girl once and she said that her two favourite films were

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Sliding Doors and Armageddon.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06It's like, "You better have only seen two fucking films!"

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Have you watched it?

0:13:08 > 0:13:11I've seen it. I don't think it offends me that much.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15- I think I probably quite like it. - Don't say that on telly!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- It makes you look like a dick. - That's fine.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20You've proved it, Fearne.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22LAUGHTER

0:13:22 > 0:13:24What were you thinking?!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Oh, my God!

0:13:26 > 0:13:27I'm not Gwyneth Paltrow!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29I just quite like it.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Imagine if Nick met Gwyneth Paltrow!

0:13:31 > 0:13:33How angry he'd be!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35She's all right.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39It's time now for Rochelle and Melvin - The Challenges,

0:13:39 > 0:13:41where I challenge our team captains to take a small sweat

0:13:41 > 0:13:45out into the streets and right into the public's faces!

0:13:45 > 0:13:48This week's sweat is all about bad table manners -

0:13:48 > 0:13:49when you go for dinner with people

0:13:49 > 0:13:52and they think it's perfectly acceptable to burp

0:13:52 > 0:13:56and chew with their mouths open, and it's horrible.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00So I sent Rochelle and Melvin out to have lunch with a friend

0:14:00 > 0:14:03and basically, just behave disgusting.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- You set up your fellow Saturday Vanessa.- Mm-hm.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Does she think you're insane now?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11She did that day, yeah.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14Was she just happy with a free meal though?

0:14:14 > 0:14:15"Ooh, it's nice this."

0:14:15 > 0:14:19Let's find out who won in Rochelle and Melvin - The Challenges.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30If there's one thing my mum taught me, it's good table manners.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32This one's going to be tough -

0:14:32 > 0:14:33how can I compete with a man who's

0:14:33 > 0:14:36only just learned how to use a knife and fork?

0:14:36 > 0:14:39See that finger? It's my thumb straight up in your bum.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Task number one - rudely summon your waiter...

0:14:43 > 0:14:47and complain as many times as you can about your starter.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54This bread's a big soggy, you know.

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Excuse me, my breads a bit soggy.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57And it tastes a bit stale as well.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Can we get a new bit, please?

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- What's the face for? - It's weird, that is.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- That's not how it's supposed to taste.- Yeah, it is.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13Excuse me, um... this really doesn't taste right.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Sorry, what's that on the top of it? - It's cheese.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Oh, I don't like that type of cheese.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Looks stale.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Do you mind swapping that bread as well cos it's stale?

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Sorry, thank you.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33It's like water broth.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35This is really watery.

0:15:35 > 0:15:40That tastes like your chef was trained in McDonald's or something.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- That looks good.- Hmm! A bit green. - Babe, it's spinach soup.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I know, but you know what I mean, though.

0:15:48 > 0:15:53- Everything OK?- Actually, I don't really like it.- OK.- Sorry.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Tell the chef probably to revise the soups a bit.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- I don't really like it. - You don't like it?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Yeah, it's just a really funny texture.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17"During your main course...

0:16:17 > 0:16:21"Display as many different kinds of bad table manners as you can."

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Oh, God!

0:16:31 > 0:16:35So you don't feel bad about it, do you know what I mean?

0:16:38 > 0:16:39Yeah.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40MELVIN SPITS

0:16:43 > 0:16:47Sorry, I caught it. I caught it. Sorry.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Stop smelling your fucking armpits. - Can you smell me?

0:16:57 > 0:17:01Sorry...I just farted.

0:17:11 > 0:17:16It's fallen on my lap. I'm not supposed to spit it in there.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17BURP! Excuse me.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Please tell me you're not looking at your teeth in a knife.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32MUFFLED: I'd quite like to have a little brother.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Oh, my God! Look at that.- Oh, my God!

0:17:48 > 0:17:49BURP!

0:17:53 > 0:17:55APPLAUSE

0:17:57 > 0:17:59You were so good.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Well done, a point to Melvin's team.

0:18:03 > 0:18:04CHEERING

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Now, Tyger Drew Honey, when we knew you were coming on the TV show,

0:18:10 > 0:18:14we made an amazing game based shamelessly solely on your name

0:18:14 > 0:18:15and nothing else.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Let's play Tyger Drew What? Come on.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23It's a very good game.

0:18:26 > 0:18:31Tyger Drew What? Your name is Tyger Drew Honey.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Yeah, OK, get ready.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35And in Tyger Drew What?, we're going to get you to draw something

0:18:35 > 0:18:38and they're going to guess what Tyger drew.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42- OK, first one we want you to draw, Tyger, is this one, please.- Oh!

0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Are you ready?- OK.- OK.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Honey?- A box, there we go.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Red box with squares in it.- House.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53No, no.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Oh, this looks confusing.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- A man by a tree.- A man.- A man.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- A man and...- A lift.- And then you've got another man.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Solange and Jay Z having a fight.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Boom! Fearne Cotton, absolutely correct.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16- I said a lift. - Yes, but we needed specific,

0:19:16 > 0:19:18and not just lift.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Well done.- This is bullshit!

0:19:22 > 0:19:25OK, OK, next one. Let's do this one.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Oh! Current topic. - Current topic.- Oh!

0:19:32 > 0:19:36Keep guessing, guys. What do we think this could be?

0:19:37 > 0:19:41TNT right there. There's a woman.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Come on, have a little guess. Any ideas?

0:19:43 > 0:19:48- Melvin?- Is that the new season of 24?- The new season of 24, it is not.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52- No.- It's not that. Rhys, any ideas what this could be?

0:19:52 > 0:19:58Is it one of your dad's films? It's not a sexy dad film?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Nearly was, though, nearly was. - Nearly was.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Right, let me go M, T, W, T, F, S...

0:20:06 > 0:20:09I even don't know what he's drawing now.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday...

0:20:13 > 0:20:15- The Saturdays are ending. - Don't even!

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Yes, Fearne Cotton!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18No, we are not.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21END-OF-TIME BUZZER

0:20:21 > 0:20:26Good work, Tyger. Thanks for playing Tyger Drew What?

0:20:26 > 0:20:29- I like that game. - Yes, that was good.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33Rhys, why have you been stressing about fancy dress?

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Surely this is a joy? - No, worst thing in the world.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40"Fancy dress" is the two-word phrase that I dread the most,

0:20:40 > 0:20:41after "it's yours".

0:20:41 > 0:20:43It comes top of the list after that,

0:20:43 > 0:20:45because it's not just the whole stress of trying to find

0:20:45 > 0:20:48an outfit that says, like, "I value this social event,

0:20:48 > 0:20:50"I've made an effort but I am employed and have stuff to do,"

0:20:50 > 0:20:52it's also the stuff you see when you get there.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Last fancy dress party I went to, I saw Frodo Baggins

0:20:55 > 0:20:58getting off with the Honey monster while a rabbi filmed it.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01It's not even actual fancy dress if an actual rabbi...

0:21:01 > 0:21:03it was a Bar Mitzvah, it was weird.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I saw a stag do, recently, I wasn't part of it, I just saw them

0:21:06 > 0:21:08out and I got talking to 'em which I advise you never to do.

0:21:08 > 0:21:09There was, like, 10 of them

0:21:09 > 0:21:12and nine of them were all in their work stuff cos they had come out

0:21:12 > 0:21:15in their suits, but one of them was dressed head to toe as a tiger

0:21:15 > 0:21:19and I said, "Hello, Tiger, I presume you're the stag,"

0:21:19 > 0:21:20and he went, "No."

0:21:20 > 0:21:22And I said, "What's happened here, mate?"

0:21:22 > 0:21:25And he looked at his mates in their suits, then look back at himself

0:21:25 > 0:21:28and then just looked at me and went, "Misjudged it."

0:21:31 > 0:21:33OK, let's move onto the next round.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35It's time for the sweatbox where you get to actually help

0:21:35 > 0:21:37members of this very audience.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40They're going to go into the sweatbox, they'll tell you what

0:21:40 > 0:21:42they've been sweating about recently

0:21:42 > 0:21:44and you've got to do your best to help them out with advice.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Whichever team they decide has given them

0:21:46 > 0:21:48the most help will win the points.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50So who's first in the sweatbox tonight?

0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Hi, guys, my name is Alysia. - Hi, Alysia, what is your sweat?

0:21:54 > 0:21:58Well, my sweat is basically that I'm really not very cool.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02I've got the personality of an 82-year-old man

0:22:02 > 0:22:07and my fashion sense extends to leggings, leggings and more leggings.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10I need a bit more help to be more swaggerliscious.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13- How can I look more cool? - Oh, swaggerliscious!

0:22:13 > 0:22:15The word for tonight is swaggerliscious!

0:22:21 > 0:22:25- Fearne?- Yeah.- You're famously known for being a cool woman.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I relate to your first comment,

0:22:27 > 0:22:31I am an old person in a sort of younger person's body.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34I do love a quiet, peaceful life, Grimmy.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37What sort of quiet, peaceful things do you do like old people do?

0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Do you do a bit of gardening? - I don't mind a bit...

0:22:39 > 0:22:41That's happened recently since I past 30.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43I'll potter in the garden, sure.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46Even pottering just generally is an old person thing to do.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Because we're on BBC Three,

0:22:47 > 0:22:49can you say something really young to counteract that?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- I fucking love pottering, man.- Yeah!

0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Hashtag pottering. - Hashtag pottering.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Rhys, what do you think is the thing that you do that is

0:23:03 > 0:23:05most like an old person?

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Er, sometimes I wee sitting down as a treat.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Fearne, do you have any advice for her?

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- What could she do about this problem?- I think just be you.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Who cares what your mates think? Be an old person, it's awesome.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Hang out with some OAPs and you'll feel real young.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27- Yes, then you'll look so hip.- And you're quite fit, so it's all right.

0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Whose advice are you going to go for?- Rochelle's team.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Rochelle's team.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Right, who is next in the sweatbox tonight?

0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Hiya, Grimmy, it's Carl.- Carl!

0:23:41 > 0:23:44Hi, Carl! Carl, I know you from the radio.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48- You come on and play Showquizness. - Yes, I've been on for ages.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50This is Carl off the radio, Fearne.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- Oh, hi! Oh, yes, we've chatted, haven't we?- Yeah...no, we haven't.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Great.- I'd have remembered it, I'd have remembered it.

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- No, he's a Breakfast fan.- Oh, right.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Now, anyway, Carl, what is your sweat? What is going wrong?

0:24:02 > 0:24:07I've been dreaming that a massive floating whale has woke me up,

0:24:07 > 0:24:11I'm serious, he's told me to save a goat named Graham

0:24:11 > 0:24:17and then I turn round and it's all a ruse and he's eating me.

0:24:17 > 0:24:23- It's all a ruse.- What do you reckon it's about?- Wow! Tyger?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25I reckon if... Do you know what?

0:24:25 > 0:24:27If you just went to a pet shop and bought a goat

0:24:27 > 0:24:30and called it Graham, then every time this dream happened,

0:24:30 > 0:24:33you could just wake up and then you wouldn't have that despair of,

0:24:33 > 0:24:36"Oh, shit, where's Graham? Oh, here he is."

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- That's a good idea. - Then you'd be fine.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42- Nick, do you have any advice for Carl?- Yes, just stop sleeping.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46Two great pieces of advice.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Any other pieces of advice of what he could do?

0:24:48 > 0:24:51Are you eating vast quantities of Brie before bed?

0:24:51 > 0:24:54I've been asked this, but no. No cheese before bed.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Right, OK, just got being mental, then, I'd say.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Carl, whose advice are you going to take tonight?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02It's going to have to be Rochelle's team.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Rochelle's team, they get the point.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Thank you, Carl.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12- Right, who is next in the sweatbox? - Hiya, I'm Jaack.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16- ALL: Hi, Jaack.- Jaack, you been on this series before.- I have.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18You were the man who came on whose sweat

0:25:18 > 0:25:21was that you have weird Harry Potter hobbies, yeah?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Yes, I guess you could call it that. - You also spell Jaack with two As,

0:25:24 > 0:25:28- like, Ja-ack!- No, it's just Jaack, it's just spelt with two As.- Why?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Basically, when I was in my secondary school,

0:25:30 > 0:25:33there was about 20 people in my year that were called Jaack,

0:25:33 > 0:25:36- and it used to get confused on the register, so I changed it. - But it's still Jaack?

0:25:40 > 0:25:44So...it was only different for the teacher?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47No, because then I would come first on the register,

0:25:47 > 0:25:49because there was two As.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Oh, my God, that's brilliant!

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Why didn't you change it to Jack 1?

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Because, like, no-one has a number in their name.- No-one's got two As.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Jaack, what is your sweat?

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Basically, I'm going on holiday with my best friend

0:26:09 > 0:26:12and we're going to Xanthe, what happens if one of us pulls?

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Does she get the room? Do I get the room? Do I have to leave?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Yeah, cos if she pulls,

0:26:17 > 0:26:19should she get the room or should she go elsewhere?

0:26:19 > 0:26:22I'm not about standing in the hallway for two hours.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Two hours?

0:26:23 > 0:26:26If you pull, you go. If you pull, you go somewhere.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28As soon as you pull, you should rush back to the hotel room

0:26:28 > 0:26:31and then lock the door and just leave a little can of drink

0:26:31 > 0:26:34and a sandwich outside, so that your mate's all right for the night

0:26:34 > 0:26:36and then get on with your shit.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Rhys, any advice from wild lads' holidays of yesteryear?

0:26:40 > 0:26:44You've come to the wrong guy, but...

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Jaack, and I've pronounced that with one A,

0:26:46 > 0:26:49I hope that's all right, Jaack, I know how you feel, like,

0:26:49 > 0:26:52I'm sure if you asked nicely, she'd wait outside for three minutes.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54It's not an issue.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59But this happens to me all the time. Last holiday I went on,

0:26:59 > 0:27:02I was constantly being kicked out of the room by my roommate,

0:27:02 > 0:27:04so they could have sex and in the end I had to sit them down

0:27:04 > 0:27:07and be like, "Mum, Dad, this is getting ridiculous."

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Fearne, say you're on holiday with Holly Willoughby,

0:27:16 > 0:27:20one of you wants to make sweet, sweet love to a partner.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Holly's had a few tequilas, what's the deal? What do we do?

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Sure, right, so Holly is obviously the one that's got lucky

0:27:25 > 0:27:27- and I'm in the cupboard?- Yes.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31So, yeah, it's awkward, but, erm, I guess you got to let them

0:27:31 > 0:27:33have their fun, haven't you?

0:27:33 > 0:27:37And just be gracious and go and find a hobby into Xanthe.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Whose advice are you going to go for, Jaack?

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Rochelle didn't really say anything

0:27:41 > 0:27:43so I'm going to have to go with Melvin.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48That was the final round. Thank you, sweatboxer.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55So it's the end of the show, which means it is time for me

0:27:55 > 0:27:58to announce who the winner is tonight.

0:27:58 > 0:28:02- OK, it's all very tense now.- Are we holding hands?- It's so tense.

0:28:02 > 0:28:05- How tense is this? - It's pretty tense.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Not as tense as Melvin and the trousers he's wearing

0:28:08 > 0:28:10when he saw Fearne earlier on, but still quite tense.

0:28:10 > 0:28:12But, ladies and gentlemen,

0:28:12 > 0:28:15I can reveal that the winners of tonight's show are...

0:28:15 > 0:28:16HEART BEAT PULSES

0:28:18 > 0:28:20..Melvin's team!

0:28:26 > 0:28:30Thanks to Rochelle, Rhys, Tyger, Fearne, Melvin and Nick.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32This has been Sweat The Small Stuff,

0:28:32 > 0:28:35I've been Nick Grimshaw, you've all been very beautiful.

0:28:35 > 0:28:36Good night. Bye.

0:28:36 > 0:28:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE