0:00:02 > 0:00:09This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Hi. Hello, hi.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30I'm Nick Grimshaw,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33and welcome to the very last episode in the series
0:00:33 > 0:00:35of Sweat The Small Stuff. Aww!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37ALL: Aww!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Aww! But there is another series.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40CHEERING
0:00:40 > 0:00:43This is the panel show all about those little annoyances in life,
0:00:43 > 0:00:47because life's little annoyances really are worth sweating over.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50This week, I am sweating over the fact that David Haye is here,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53everybody, an actual...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55CHEERING
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Legend! Legend!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01He could kill me with one punch.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Which is why tonight's winners are...David Haye's team!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06LAUGHTER
0:01:06 > 0:01:08He's actually boxed for so long that he's taken more
0:01:08 > 0:01:11punishment in the ring than Joe Lycett.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13LAUGHTER AND GROANING
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, no!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20The joke there is I've had a cock up my arse. That's the joke.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23And I'm happy to say it's Melvin's.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25LAUGHTER
0:01:25 > 0:01:27APPLAUSE
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Let's get on with the show.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Before we get cracking, let's meet the teams.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34First up, the very lovely Rochelle Humes' team.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Hi, Rochelle!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Who is on your team? - I've got a good team this week.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42On my team, I've got a brilliant stand-up comedian.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44It's David Morgan!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46CHEERING
0:01:46 > 0:01:47And...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49SHE COUGHS
0:01:49 > 0:01:52..former heavyweight champion of the world,
0:01:52 > 0:01:54let's get ready to rumble!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57It's David "The Hayemaker" Haye!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00CHEERING
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Thank you.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Melvin O'Doom, tell us who is on your team this week,
0:02:05 > 0:02:06please, Melvin O'Doom.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10On my team, I have award-winning comedian Joe Lycett.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11CHEERING
0:02:11 > 0:02:14And I have one of the richest, most beautiful women in the world.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Give it up for Tamara Ecclestone!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Yeah!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Strong team. Good team, good team.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Right, we're going to start off by finding out how our team captains are.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25- How are you, Rochelle Humes? - Good, love.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Now the series is coming to an end and The Saturdays are going to split up...
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Oh, for fuck's sake, Grimmy...
0:02:31 > 0:02:33What the hell do you think you'll do with your time?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Are The Saturdays splitting up? - Big time.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36That's the rumour. But did you hear that
0:02:36 > 0:02:38they're bringing Chris Moyles back?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40In The Saturdays?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- In The Saturdays?- No.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46You'll be all right, though, cos you've got the telly.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48You're on This Morning with Marvin.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51But what's...what's-her-name, that no-one remembers?
0:02:51 > 0:02:54The one who can't sing? What she going to do? The miserable one.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56David, now's your time.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- I don't know any of the names.- No!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01LAUGHTER
0:03:01 > 0:03:04No! You don't need to know the names! You need to bash him!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06You need to punch him!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Melvin O'Doom, how the hell are you?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Very well, thank you, Grimmy.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12You're not going to cry, cos it's the end of the series?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14I am a little bit sad about it. Yeah.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16What's been your favourite bit of this series?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18It's been a good series.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20But the highlight for me was, in the Sweatbox,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23we had this guy called DJ MC Keen.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Oh!- And he did a tune called Busy Lady.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- Does anyone remember him? - He was great.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Look how happy I am!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32LAUGHTER
0:03:32 > 0:03:35We're going to get to know your team-mates this week.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Tamara Ecclestone, welcome to the show.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38APPLAUSE
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Hello.- Hi.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Now, you are by far probably the fanciest and classiest lady -
0:03:46 > 0:03:48no offence, Rochelle -
0:03:48 > 0:03:51there has ever been on the show.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53So, a round of applause for being very minted.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Now, what do you think it is, Tamara,
0:03:57 > 0:04:00the most extravagant thing that you own?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03What is like the one thing that's pretty wow?
0:04:03 > 0:04:04My baby.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- ALL: Aww! - So lovely!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09But what's the best thing that you've bought?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Does the baby have anything quite exciting? Like a quite fancy thing?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I suppose babies don't really want a watch, do they?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17No, but later in life she will.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Yeah, she won't want a bejewelled nappy.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22She's got a bejewelled pram.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I've seen the bejewelled pram. I like the bejewelled pram.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27You're one of the only people that like that.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30If you dropped, say, 50p, Tamara, in the street.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Honestly, would you pick it up?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Obviously.- Would you? - Of course!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Bullshit. - LAUGHTER
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Right, former Heavyweight Champion of the World,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42David "The Hayemaker" Haye is here!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44CHEERING
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Welcome to the show.- Thank you. Thanks for having me.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50You are the toughest person that we've ever had on
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Oh, listen. You keep giving Melvin some beef there,
0:04:54 > 0:04:56but I've seen him on the cobbles.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59He looks... He's dangerous, Scrappy-Doo...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01LAUGHTER
0:05:01 > 0:05:03He's gone for the sort of 1930s boxing approach.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05He keeps telling me he's coming down to my gym.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08JOE: You look like you're on a tiny little bike.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09LAUGHTER
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I am going to train with you eventually, David.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Come on, let's see you two next to each other.- Yeah, please!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16CHEERING
0:05:19 > 0:05:23OK, cos this could be pretty good. Right, you two...
0:05:23 > 0:05:24You two in the gym together.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27You know that thing that you do, what's it called,
0:05:27 > 0:05:28before the match when you go...
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- The stare out?- The stare out? - Yes!- Let's do this.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34OK. Here we go. It's Melvin O'Doom versus David The Hayemaker.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39APPLAUSE
0:05:39 > 0:05:40That is so weird.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44You're quite scary, you know?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45He's quite scary, quite scary.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Do you think you could pick Melvin up?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Try! Please try!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Please try.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Aww...
0:05:54 > 0:05:56APPLAUSE
0:06:00 > 0:06:02This is how my fan fiction begins!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06I love that.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09JOE: What the fuck you doing with my boyfriend, mate?!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12LAUGHTER
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- That is so good. - I'll knock you out, prick!
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Leave it, Joe, it's not worth it.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Joe Lycett, welcome back to Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27CHEERING
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- What have you been sweating over? - I've become a fan of football.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Really? Joe! - And I don't know how to do it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40I'm a fan of West Brom, because my friend Karen told me to be.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46We went to watch one in an old man pub,
0:06:46 > 0:06:50and it was a woman behind the bar and she didn't like me, cos
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I ordered a white wine spritzer and then went,
0:06:52 > 0:06:54"A white wine spritzer? What the shit is that?"
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Which is my new favourite phrase,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59because "What the fuck is that?" is quite aggressive, isn't it?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01But "What the shit is that?" Quite jolly. I quite like it.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05And so, I had to explain to them what a white wine spritzer is.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07They went behind the bar for a worrying amount of time and
0:07:07 > 0:07:10came back with a pint of soda water
0:07:10 > 0:07:13and a full bottle of dessert wine.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15And then said, "That will be three quid."
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I tell you what, it's the best afternoon I've ever had.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Also joining us on the show tonight,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24we have top stand-up comedian David Morgan.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Welcome to Sweat The Small Stuff.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Hello.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Hello, David Morgan.- Hi! - How are you?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I'm really, really good.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I'm quite happy about the fact that there's me, Joe and then you.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39And then, to make it macho, we've got the machoist man in all of town.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Just to tip the balance.- Yeah!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Sorry, Melvin. And you.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46LAUGHTER
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- I have to say, great hair.- Thank you.- It is so good. Look at that.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51How do you get it to do that like...
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Annoyingly, it's a natural curl.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Like, I don't put a roller in or anything. I woke up like this.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Wow. Let's get on with the show.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59It is time for the round where we go out
0:07:59 > 0:08:01and about and meet the great British public.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06So, please, give a warm welcome to the Quiff of Grimmy!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- That's good.- Yeah!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17It's like we had a baby.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Anyway, this week, we hit the streets with a particular
0:08:20 > 0:08:22sweat that's been troubling Melvin recently.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25What is that sweat, please, Melvin?
0:08:25 > 0:08:26- Well...- Well!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I was making sweet love the other night...
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Ahh!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Honestly.- And things got a little bit heated and I bruised my coccyx.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- Your what?- My coccyx. - Oh, your coccyx, OK.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Which is the lower back.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39You didn't tell me.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40LAUGHTER
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I've been sweating about whether people actually
0:08:42 > 0:08:44injure themselves, when they're having sex.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Wow. Thank you to that image
0:08:47 > 0:08:50of you going at it like a crazed ferret.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54It will be engraved for ever in my mind. David, what about you?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Have you ever injured yourself or maybe someone else?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- A couple of times.- Yourself? What have you had?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- I smashed my head into a headboard before.- Wow.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Did it just shatter?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08No, no. My eye swelled up.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11It was on the top of it here. I've thrown my back out, as well.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12When I was about 18.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14MORGAN: They are filming this, David!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16HAYE: I thought we was on a break. Is this the break?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- No, this is it.- No!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20LAUGHTER
0:09:20 > 0:09:21You thought it was the break? Oh, no!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:09:27 > 0:09:29You can cut that out.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31No, I haven't had any injuries. No, I haven't.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37What did you think the quiff of Grimmy was?
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Just showing me...
0:09:38 > 0:09:42LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:09:42 > 0:09:45David, what about you? Any horrible sexual injuries?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47We're on now. This isn't the break!
0:09:47 > 0:09:52I was having sex with somebody and I knocked his teeth out.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Like, it's not as bad as it sounds because they were not real ones.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- But he was... - How old were they?
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- He was like my age. He wasn't old or anything.- He was 75.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06He took them out and put them by the side of the bed. No.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09So, I accidentally head-butted him which is bad anyway
0:10:09 > 0:10:11but I knocked out a couple of his...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14He had a couple of bridges and I knocked those out.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17We didn't really know until I kissed him. I was like, "Is this yours?"
0:10:17 > 0:10:19GROANS
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Well, we're going to put Melvin's sweat to the test.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25We went out and about and asked the very normal day-to-day question
0:10:25 > 0:10:27to strangers,
0:10:27 > 0:10:30have you ever injured yourself during sex?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33You just have to work out if they have or if they haven't.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Melvin's team, you get to go first.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38My name is Matt and I swear on the quiff of Grimmy
0:10:38 > 0:10:39to tell the truth.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Have you ever injured yourself during sex?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Tamara, what do we think about Matt?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Does he look like the kind of man that could be injured or not really?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- I mean, he looks more of an injurer. - I think he does the injuring.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53I think so.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- What do you think, yes, no, yes? - Let's say yes.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59They are going to say yes. Let's see.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Yes.- How?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I had a sore nipple.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Just the one? - "Please, I have a sore nipple."
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Why has he got one sore nipple? Oh, I don't like that!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Maybe someone bit it.- Ah!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- You can get those clamps, can't you? - Can you?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Next one for you.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27My name is Jefferson
0:11:27 > 0:11:30and I swear on the quiff of Grimmy to tell the truth.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Have you ever injured yourself during sex?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35LAUGHTER
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I mean, he's already about to say yes.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I mean, he looks like he injures himself every time.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- I think he is definitely injured. - You think he has injured someone?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- He looks a bit you know... - He looks a bit clumsy.- Yeah.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yeah, let's go yes.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52They are saying yes.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Yes.- How?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I split my banjo.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59GROANING
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Twice.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04He's been tuning that banjo.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06How's he done it twice? You've only got one!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10- What is your banjo again? - It's the bit that connects your balls to your...
0:12:10 > 0:12:13HE IMITATES BENNY HILL THEME TUNE
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Melvin's team, this one is for you.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Hi, I'm Aslom and I swear to tell the truth.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Have you ever injured yourself during sex?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- What do we think about Aslom? - He's got big eyebrows.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32He does have big eyebrows. A point for your team.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34He looks like he's from the past.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38"Well, back in 1804..."
0:12:38 > 0:12:41He looks like he has really efficient sex,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44like, no fuss, no mess, no noise, just straight in, out.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46HE CLICKS
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Finished.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Hang on, when you have sex, does it make that noise?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55It's like, "Come in."
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Tamara, what are you saying?- Yes. - Are we saying yes?- I think yes.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I think no, actually.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Melvin, you need some strong leadership here now.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08- Who are you going to go for?- I'm going to go with Tamara on this one.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- I still love you though. - They are saying yes. Let's see.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15No. No.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Yet another domestic.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21That beard could have caused some terrible chafing.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Rochelle's team, your turn next.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Hi, my name is Jake
0:13:25 > 0:13:28and I swear on the quiff of Grimmy to tell the truth.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Have you ever injured yourself during sex?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- 100%, yes.- Rochelle, what do you reckon?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35He seems quite nice.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- I don't think he has like nasty sex. - Soft, gentle strokes.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Yeah, I think he likes love. I think he likes love.
0:13:44 > 0:13:49- You're saying no?- I'm saying no. - They are saying no. Let's see.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- Yeah.- How?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Well, I'm sort of going for it
0:13:55 > 0:13:58and I dislodged my hip.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01It really hurt.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I don't like the action.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Thank you to the people of Great Britain for playing
0:14:07 > 0:14:09the Quiff Of Grimmy.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21It is time now for Rochelle And Melvin The Challenges,
0:14:21 > 0:14:25where, each week, I challenge our team captains to take a small sweat
0:14:25 > 0:14:28out on to the streets and into the public's faces.
0:14:28 > 0:14:33And this week's sweat is all about estate agents. Need I say more?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36I sent Rochelle and Melvin out to find out what would happen when
0:14:36 > 0:14:40they became that quite irritating of species, estate agents.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Let's see who won in Rochelle And Melvin The Challenges.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54It's not a competition. I've got charm, charisma and this.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I could sell ice to Eskimos.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59I mean, if I wasn't a successful radio broadcaster,
0:14:59 > 0:15:01and television personality, there is every chance
0:15:01 > 0:15:04that I would have been an incredible estate agent.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- I mean, look at this suit. - He's short and he's bald.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11No-one's going to rent a house off a tiny man with a shiny head. Fact.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15OK, so task number one. You are an annoying estate agent.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Massively exaggerate the benefits of three basic items
0:15:19 > 0:15:21within the property. Easy.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27- Welcome. Come in. Hello, sir. - How are you? Come in, come in.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Out of all the places that I've seen,
0:15:31 > 0:15:35this place actually lets the most amount of natural light in.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I mean, I've actually brought these accessories with me
0:15:38 > 0:15:42because it's getting hot in here. Someone pass me the suntan lotion.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45That's because the technology that they use on the glass,
0:15:45 > 0:15:49it actually allows 45% more lumen in than the normal glass.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52If you take your shoes off, the floor is a brilliant floor.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I know what you're thinking, it's probably...
0:15:54 > 0:15:57It looks, you know, real but it's actually laminate
0:15:57 > 0:16:00so there's no splinters. It's completely splinter free.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Huge table. Absolutely massive.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07It's like during an episode of Game Of Thrones.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Without the sex and the fighting though. Yeah?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- You never know. - You never know. I like her!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16This oven actually...
0:16:16 > 0:16:21Gordon Ramsay insists on having it in every restaurant that he owns.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24It looks like a normal toilet,
0:16:24 > 0:16:26a normal run-of-the-mill toilet that you get at home.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28No, it's completely different.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33You come up here, you do your business and kapow! It's gone.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36This bathroom has some of the most intense
0:16:36 > 0:16:40and satisfying pressures in the borough actually.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44They used the original technology from Concorde, yeah.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- You know, who make the plane?- Yeah. - You come in here...
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Like magic, it's gone.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57Task number two, the walls of this property are very thick.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Illustrate this fact to your prospective tenants
0:17:00 > 0:17:03by pretending to have a row with your boyfriend.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06By singing to them.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I know what you're thinking.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11New home, thin walls but no,
0:17:11 > 0:17:14they use a special insulation on these walls.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Don't take my word for it. Listen to this.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19You are probably thinking that the walls are thin
0:17:19 > 0:17:23but if I go next door, I'll show you.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26# My mind's telling me no
0:17:26 > 0:17:30# But my body, my body is telling me yes. #
0:17:31 > 0:17:34No, it's not OK to flirt with my friend!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37# Baby, I don't want to hurt nobody. #
0:17:37 > 0:17:41No, I don't believe you were out with your friends.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You were at a strip club. I found the receipt.
0:17:45 > 0:17:50# But there is something that I must confess. #
0:17:54 > 0:17:57You couldn't hear a thing, could you?
0:17:57 > 0:18:00APPLAUSE
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Thank you to Melvin and Rochelle for playing
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Melvin And Rochelle The Challenges.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15David, why have you been sweating over naked selfies?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17I follow lots of hot people and Instagram
0:18:17 > 0:18:19because I like to feel bad about myself
0:18:19 > 0:18:22but what I get really annoyed about is boys that take a selfie
0:18:22 > 0:18:25but obviously they spent a lot of time putting it together
0:18:25 > 0:18:28and they have got a new scarf and they do that thing where they put
0:18:28 > 0:18:32their hand behind the head and then have nothing else but the scarf on.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35"Oh, look at my new scarf, guys." Just say, "I'm feeling slutty."
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Just do it. That's all you need to do.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- I've got a selfie like that I'd like to show you guys.- Really?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I took this one to find out what people
0:18:43 > 0:18:45thought of my pants on Twitter.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51- Tamara, what do you think? - I love them.- Are you into them? Yeah.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Totally into that. Are you into that?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56You sent me the one without the pants after, didn't you?
0:18:57 > 0:19:02It's time now for our next round, Grimmy Examinates.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Is "examinates" a word?- It is now.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06It is now. Now I've said it on telly, it must be a word.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Anyway, this is the round where we really examinate
0:19:08 > 0:19:11and get to the heart of one particular sweat.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Now recently, I have been sweating over that moment
0:19:13 > 0:19:16when you bump into someone and they know YOUR name,
0:19:16 > 0:19:21but for the life of you, you have no idea what their name is.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23So awkward. Tamara, does that happen to you?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Ever been to a party and they're like,
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- "Tamara!" And you're like...- Yes.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29And I think the best way to deal with it is just to say,
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- "I've got such a bad memory, can you remind me of your name?"- Just say it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Just be honest. - That's good, that's brave.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40I just go for a stab in the dark. So I'll just go, "Hello...Peter."
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Oh, no!
0:19:41 > 0:19:45So this sweat is basically forgetting people's names.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Now, in order to test this sweat I've come up with a very special
0:19:48 > 0:19:50end of series game.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Now, Melvin, all series me and Rochelle have had to sit here...
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Mm-hm.- ..and we've had to listen to you talk and talk and talk
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- about girls and...- I know. - ..making sweet love.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Or as he says - "I was making sweet, sweet love."
0:20:02 > 0:20:04So as a nice little surprise,
0:20:04 > 0:20:08I have secretly found four women who you have been recently
0:20:08 > 0:20:10romantically texting or dating
0:20:10 > 0:20:14and we're going to play a little game with them. You're welcome.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17So, bring on the girls!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Hello, ladies!
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Anything you would like to say to these lovely ladies?
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Hello, good evening.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32OK. Now, Melvin, the game we're going to play is very simple.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35For every girl you correctly write the first name of
0:20:35 > 0:20:38on the panel in front of them, you will win a point.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Melvin, get your dirty little ass over there.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43APPLAUSE
0:20:47 > 0:20:50OK, Melvin, walk along the line from left to right,
0:20:50 > 0:20:51and write down their names.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- I'm just going to write them down. - JOE: Nigel!
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- OK, next one.- Hello. Hi...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- This is real. 100% real. - Is it, like, counting?
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- So if we just start shouting out names...- How are you?
0:21:09 > 0:21:10"Blond?"
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Wow!
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- I think... - MORGAN: "C?"
0:21:17 > 0:21:19It's Sandy from Grease.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25So, let's start with lovely girl number one.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Melvin thinks you're called Sarah. Is he right or is he wrong?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Let's see.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Sarah! - BELL DINGS
0:21:32 > 0:21:34APPLAUSE
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Sarah, can you tell us how you know Melvin?
0:21:37 > 0:21:41I was one of his promotional dancers in Preston
0:21:41 > 0:21:43and he asked for my number.
0:21:43 > 0:21:48Oh! Well, actually, we have some of the messages exchanged...
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Oh! - AUDIENCE GASPS
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Really? - JOE: This is the best!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56..between Melvin and Sarah.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Let's have a look at one of those conversations right now.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Melvin's in grey.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07And then Sarah replied...
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Which is quite ironic considering this game.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20Marvin not Melvin. And then Marvin AKA Melvin replies...
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Doesn't say, "I'm not called Marvin." And then Sarah replies...
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Why?!- And then...
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Sorry, then Marvin replies...
0:22:37 > 0:22:40AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:22:46 > 0:22:50- Was Sarah worth waiting for? - Yes, definitely.- Yes?
0:22:50 > 0:22:55Lovely girl number two, hello. Melvin thinks you're called Meg.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Let's see if you're right.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Ooh, Mikayla!- It was with an "M". - BUZZER
0:23:01 > 0:23:04No. Mikayla, how do you know Melvin?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Well, I met you in a nightclub in Chester
0:23:06 > 0:23:10and I got very rudely dragged away by your security. So I told you
0:23:10 > 0:23:14on Twitter and he messaged me asking why I was trying to speak to him.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Let's have a look at those messages!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18LAUGHTER
0:23:21 > 0:23:22So, Melvin says...
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Which, to be fair, is true. You're very cute, Mikayla.- Thank you.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Then Mikayla replies...
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Then, Melvin replies...
0:23:47 > 0:23:49LAUGHING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:51 > 0:23:53- You do not want to travel. - Come to you.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Mikayla, anything you'd like to say to Melvin before we move on?- Shame.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58- Shame on you.- Oh, wow.
0:23:59 > 0:24:04OK, onto lovely lady number three, Melvin thinks you're called "C?"
0:24:05 > 0:24:07What are you called?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10- BUZZER - Ooh.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- HAYE: Not even close! - Not even close.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Ella, how do you know Melvin?
0:24:15 > 0:24:19I met Melvin in a club in Bristol and he messaged me on Twitter
0:24:19 > 0:24:23and remembered me as the tall, blonde girl with blue shoes.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27So, blonde wasn't that far off, I guess.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29OK. let's move onto our final lovely lady.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Melvin thinks you're called Bianca. You are indeed called...
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Bianca! - BELL DINGS
0:24:34 > 0:24:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- A point for your team, Melvin. - Oh, God!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- I don't even want a point! - Bianca, how do you know Melvin?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Just through social networking and stuff.- OK.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Melvin, is there anything you'd like to say to the four lovely ladies?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- I'm sorry. - What are you sorry for? What?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54LAUGHTER
0:24:55 > 0:24:56What are you sorry for?
0:24:56 > 0:25:00- We saw the messages, there's nothing to be sorry about.- Yeah.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- You seemed very charming.- You didn't say anything disrespectful.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05That's true, I'm not sorry.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- LAUGHTER - I'm glad you've all come down to London...
0:25:08 > 0:25:11and I'll see you in my dressing room.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13APPLAUSE
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Thank you very much Sarah, Mikayla, Ella and Bianca!
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Thank you for playing Grimmy Examinates, everybody.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28What was that walk at the end? "I'll see you later."
0:25:28 > 0:25:31LAUGHTER
0:25:32 > 0:25:37OK, so, I am quite sad, actually, very sad to announce that this
0:25:37 > 0:25:40is the end of the show and the end of the series.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- AUDIENCE: Aw! - Aw, shit.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Melvin and Rochelle, are you ready to find out who is
0:25:45 > 0:25:48the overall winner of Sweat the Small Stuff - Series Three?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Yeah.- Yeah.- Are you ready for this?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52OK, well, before we find out who has won,
0:25:52 > 0:25:57please welcome one of our favourite sweat boxers from this series,
0:25:57 > 0:26:01- rapping on the series three winner trophy...- Oh, my God.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04DJ MC Keen, everybody!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:06 > 0:26:08# Busy-busy Busy-busy lady
0:26:08 > 0:26:10# Oh, busy-busy Busy-busy lady... #
0:26:10 > 0:26:13HE RAPS
0:26:14 > 0:26:16# Busy-busy Busy-busy lady
0:26:16 > 0:26:19# Oh, busy-busy Busy-busy lady... #
0:26:19 > 0:26:22HE RAPS
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Yeah!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:40 > 0:26:42DJ MC Keen, everybody.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46- Oh, yeah!- Wow, thank you. OK, everyone come out to the front
0:26:46 > 0:26:48cos this is quite an important moment.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51It's time for me to announce who is lucky enough
0:26:51 > 0:26:53to take this trophy home with them in a cab tonight.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Will it be Rochelle and her team, or will it be Melvin and his team?
0:26:56 > 0:27:00This is the winner of Sweat the Small Stuff - Series Three.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Let's get our tense on, come on.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Ladies and gentlemen...
0:27:05 > 0:27:08I can reveal that the overall winner...
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Ah, shit. ..Of series three...
0:27:10 > 0:27:12is...
0:27:14 > 0:27:16It's Melvin's team!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:18 > 0:27:21MUSIC: "We Are The Champions" by Queen
0:27:23 > 0:27:28A big thank you to Rochelle, David and David.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Melvin, Tamara and Joe.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34This has been Sweat the Small Stuff.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36I've been Nick Grimshaw, you've been beautiful.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39I'm going to leave you with DJ MC Keen and Busy Lady.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Good night, everybody! Bye.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44CHEERING
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# Busy-busy Busy-busy lady
0:27:46 > 0:27:48# Oh, busy-busy Busy-busy lady... #
0:27:48 > 0:27:50HE RAPS
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# You are a busy-busy Busy-busy lady
0:27:54 > 0:27:57# Oh, busy-busy Busy-busy lady... #
0:27:57 > 0:27:59HE RAPS
0:28:02 > 0:28:05CHEERING