0:00:06 > 0:00:10Caroline Gimble spends most of her time like any other housewife,
0:00:10 > 0:00:12but at weekends she allows her husband
0:00:12 > 0:00:15to drive his motorcycle over her face.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Clearly, she hasn't got the brains she was born with.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- Why do I always have to go under the plank!- Shut up, you daft cow!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Whilst being driven over by a motorcycle,
0:00:24 > 0:00:28the dangers are clear enough, but at home they're less obvious
0:00:28 > 0:00:31and it's easy to forget safety precautions.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Why would he want to ride his bike over my face?
0:00:33 > 0:00:37I don't understand it. Look at me, I'm still shaking!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40PHONE RINGS
0:00:40 > 0:00:43What's that ringing noise?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48What's this ringing noise?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- ON PHONE:- It's Jerry. Is your hair still massive?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Oh, hello, Jerry. How are you?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I've been shitting through the eye of a needle and I've blocked up
0:00:54 > 0:00:57the lav again if you fancy coming round and having a look.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00So if I come round to your house at, say, about 6.30?
0:01:00 > 0:01:01OK, I won't flush it, then.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I've got a picture of me on a motorcycle
0:01:04 > 0:01:06and I'm not holding the handlebars.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Couldn't give a shit, love. - I thought you might say that.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12Ooh! The baby started a fire!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15The baby started a fire!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Help! My bra's too tight!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I don't know what to do, my bra's too tight!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Sounds like your house is burning down.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Anyway, I've got to go. Bullseye's started. Bye!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I bet you think this sort of thing never happens.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Think again. It happens every day.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34I know because in this hospital we have many of the victims,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37men who, because of the carelessness of women,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39have lost many things they value.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43I could stare at you all day.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Last year, fire brigades had to deal with over 14,000 fires caused
0:01:46 > 0:01:49by women that could have been avoided by following
0:01:49 > 0:01:53one simple safety rule - never leave a woman unattended.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55This husband only turned his back for a second
0:01:55 > 0:01:58and the daft moo still managed to do this.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00This chair's been set on fire by a woman
0:02:00 > 0:02:03because she was left unattended.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05How did a woman get up there?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08That's a disaster waiting to happen.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14This man's wife forgot to put an ashtray on his chest,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17so now he's making her stand on a chair.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Many women have dirty spectacles, so have trouble walking down stairs.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Why are you so rubbish at walking down stairs?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Well, I've walked down them stairs 43 years. I mean...
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Did you have dirty spectacles? - No, not exactly.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Well, there's your answer.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36You've seen 25 women who regularly cause accidents.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Our women are so familiar that we always assume they're safe,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42but they're only as safe as we make them.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45It pays to give women the attention they deserve.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49The alternative is just not worth thinking about.