0:00:32 > 0:00:34Are you OK, mate?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Yeah, I'm just a nervous flier.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39But we're on a train! What?!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Oh, not again! Every bloody time!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46CROWD ROARS
0:00:52 > 0:00:53We scored!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55No, don't tell me! I'm recording it!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I'm going to watch it when I get in.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Paper.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Scissors.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Right! Right!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Right! Right! Right! Right!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Right! Right! Right! Right! Right.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25We are going to do this!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Oh, I feel sick!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Get a grip! I'm not sure!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31What?! What? What? What? What?
0:01:32 > 0:01:37You'll do as you're told! No messing about. Just in and out.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39OK. Let's go!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Go, go, go, go!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Give me all your chips now! Don't peck me!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Shut it! Put the chips in a bag.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I forgot the bag. Would you like a bag?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Yes. Yes. Hurry up! Hurry up!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Sausage?
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Chips! Give us some chips!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Salt and vinegar?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Grab the chips.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07What's that?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09The same as that.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13What is it? I broke my beak!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18OK. Tell him I'll fill him in tomorrow. We'll do lunch.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Thanks, sweetheart.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26So I said to the MD,
0:02:26 > 0:02:30if you want quarterly sales to improve, you'll have to treat your staff better.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32I bet he wasn't happy about that! Well, what can I say?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Are you finished? Yeah.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# Just singin' in the rain
0:02:52 > 0:02:58# What a glorious feelin' I'm happy again #
0:03:11 > 0:03:13My loyal countrymen,
0:03:13 > 0:03:16the time has come.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18War is upon us.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20We must stay strong.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23And stay united.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25SHOUT AS ONE
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Yes, my brothers. We're awaiting word from our clansman McKay.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34Be ready to shed blood and put fear in the enemy's eyes.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Where is McKay? What is keeping him so long?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I do not know. Pray God he be here soon.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43The enemy has assembled.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I cannot wait. Rally the men.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Sons of Scotland,
0:03:48 > 0:03:50yesterday, we were slaves.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Today, we ride to victory.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Here's McKay now!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Brothers! War! War!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I bring word from the loyals.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03We are to attack from Bannock Hill. We must make haste!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Attack?! You're riding a mop!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07What?! No!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09You can't go into battle with a mop! It's madness!
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Where is your broom, man?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12It must be back at the camp.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14How could I be so foolish?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17That'll explain why it took you so long to get here!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Come. We must go. Jump on and ride with me.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Steady! Steady!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Hold on tight, McKay. You're no riding a mop any more, man!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Aye. There is no time to waste.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32We must slide west.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Draw your weapons!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43APPLAUSE
0:04:50 > 0:04:52MUSIC: INTRO TO "THE SUN HAS GOT HIS HAT ON"
0:04:57 > 0:04:59# The sun has got his hat on
0:04:59 > 0:05:01# Hip, hip, hip, hoo... #
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Ah, crap.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Right. Sir!
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Robin, tell me. Are we any closer to finding out?
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Not really, sir. Dammit, man, what have you been doing?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30It's complex. There's no logic to it. No reason.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32It can't just be random.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Every time we think we've cracked it, the code changes.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38There must be a weak spot. The female mind. It's not easy to crack.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Don't say that, Robin. Not on my watch.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Women, sir. It's almost as if they're cleverer than us.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47PHONE RINGS
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Hello?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51All right. Thank you.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53It's Frank. He's coming in.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56My God! How long has he been in the field?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59First contact with a female was over six months ago.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01But they only moved in together last week.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04He is a brave bloody agent. Yes.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Sir!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Frank! I can't take any more!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I want out. I want out!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Get him a cup of sweet tea, and switch the wireless off.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16We don't want anyone hearing this.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Which... What... Radio? Tea?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I can't do two things at once, sir!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Of course not. Don't do either. Just keep busy. Sir.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Frank. It's me. It's number one.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30You're back with the chaps now.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Talk to me. Tell me what happened.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Right. Well.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Yesterday, the answer was definitely yes.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40But this morning, the answer was no!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Why? I don't understand what I did wrong!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47It's OK, old chap. What else did you find out?
0:06:47 > 0:06:53Well, she does insist on asking the same question, over and over again.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55What question? "What are you thinking?"
0:06:55 > 0:06:57LAUGHTER
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I mean, I wasn't thinking! I wasn't thinking anything!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01TOGETHER: Of course!
0:07:01 > 0:07:06And then this morning, she asked if I was ready to apologise.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08For what? I don't know!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Did you ask? Well, of course, sir!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13And she said to me, "Well, if you need to be told, I'm not going to tell you!"
0:07:15 > 0:07:18My God! Well, what the hell does that mean?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I don't know, sir. I just don't know!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22PHONE RINGS
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Hello?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Frank! It's her!
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Hello, dear!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Yes. Yes.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Yes. Yes.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54What did she say? I don't know!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58I wasn't listening!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Right, gentlemen, get limbered up.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10For those lucky enough to be selected,
0:08:10 > 0:08:12you'll go straight on to the world tour.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17This audition is about rhythm and dancing ability
0:08:17 > 0:08:20and I'll be throwing many different styles of dance at you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Any questions? No.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I said any questions?
0:08:26 > 0:08:27ALL: No.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Thank you. OK. Let's begin.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32And march.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Box step.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Break line.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43And glide.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Double time!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51And march.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Stack the shelves.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Deal your cards.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Paddle the canoe!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08And whirlpool. Looking good, number two!
0:09:08 > 0:09:09And march.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Test the fire alarm.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Stroke the pig.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Birth the cow.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26The calf's dead.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31That's great!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34You're through.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36OK, guys. Pack your stuff.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Goodbye!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42On your way!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45That's the end!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48I'm telling you! No, stop!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Seriously!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Oh, stop it! I'm off!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Give me that!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Get back! Get back now!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Come on!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14What's the high gun? Where's the air strike?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16It's grounded.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Call in the SGWU. Sarge? Do it!
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Grabbo Company. This is Romeo six requesting the sonic ground weapon immediately.
0:10:28 > 0:10:34Co-ordinates 4Q DT 560210.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38Sarge, they've launched it. Get down!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41# My life is brilliant
0:10:41 > 0:10:43# My love is pure
0:10:44 > 0:10:47# I saw an angel, Of that I'm sure
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Get outta here!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# You're beautiful
0:10:53 > 0:10:55# You're beautiful
0:10:56 > 0:10:59# You're beautiful it's true
0:11:01 > 0:11:03# I saw your face
0:11:03 > 0:11:06# In a crowded place... #
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Today's an important day in your rehabilitation.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Meeting a victim is never easy.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16But you have to face up to your past.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Do you understand, Mr Wolf?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Of course I understand.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24KNOCK AT DOOR
0:11:24 > 0:11:26That will be him, now. SNIFFS
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Mr Pig. Glad you could make it.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37I've changed my mind. I don't want to speak to him!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40It's perfectly safe.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Hello.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Hi.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46That's a fantastic first step, guys. Well done.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47You definitely won't let him eat me?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49No. He won't do that.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51He's a vegetarian now.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55OK, then.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Mr Wolf?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Well, I... I just wanted to say...
0:12:00 > 0:12:05My actions in the past were morally reprehensible and I'm truly sorry.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Words are cheap. But you can't bring back mine and my brothers' houses.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13You didn't just blow down my house, you know. You blew down my home.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Hell of a mess. I was on 15 pigs a day.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Sorry. This is very hard.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Hard for you? What about me?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26My therapist says it could take years to get over.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27I do realise that now.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29I had to move into my brother's house.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31The three of us in one bed!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Pigs...in blankets!
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Pigs on the trot. Scraping against the walls, terrified!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Pork...scratchings!
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Our curly little tails were quivering with fear!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Oh, God, yes! I love a pig's bum!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53ELECTRICAL BUZZING
0:13:06 > 0:13:10I'm sorry, Mr Wolf. I had to taser you.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Who's next? KNOCKING
0:14:06 > 0:14:07You've just missed it.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09A while to wait yet, I'm afraid.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Fancy dress party last night, was it?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Sorry?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Fancy dress.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21No. I've just finished work.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24What is it you do?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Tooth fairy.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30What? You're getting the bus home after work, are you?
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Credit crunch, mate.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35It's serious. Even the kids are only getting 20p.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Oh, yes. And there goes Santa Claus across the road(!)
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Where?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I'm joking.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I'll bang your nose wi' your tinny.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45What?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Are you taking the mick? No!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51No. So 20p's. What do the kids say about that?
0:14:52 > 0:14:56I had one last week, woke up and called us a tight little fairy.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58What did you do?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Well, let's just say I collected a lot more than one tooth.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04You did. Aye.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Except I'm up in front of the General Dental Council next week.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09I might lose my wand. Right.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13You know what? I'm going to get a fry up.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I thought he'd never go.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41You can sit on my knee, if you want.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45BELL RINGS
0:15:49 > 0:15:51How many fingers am I holding up? Three.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53What's your name? Harry O'Neill.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57And your pin number? 2-7-4-6.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Great!
0:16:01 > 0:16:02BELL RINGS
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Right. Let's get you packed away.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11GROANS
0:16:11 > 0:16:13What's the matter?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Nothing.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Come on. You can tell me.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Just leave it, Bob.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Look, don't let that little girl get to you.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Even the greatest puppets get heckled sometimes.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25I'm not.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28What is it, then?
0:16:28 > 0:16:29You're such a control freak!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Where did that come from?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35You never let me speak for myself. All right?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38I didn't know you felt like that. Well, I do.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Look...
0:16:41 > 0:16:42I've been seeing somebody else.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I didn't want to tell you this way.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I'm sorry.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Is he better than me?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53He's different.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Is it serious? It was just a little bit of fun at the start.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00But then it felt like it just fit.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02And the kids love him!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05But I thought we were doing OK.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I'm bored with the same old routine. We could change it! No!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11It's too late.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13You'll find somebody else.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20You're a damn good ventriloquist, Bob.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22That's easy for you to say!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Sorry, I just left my jacket. Is it him?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Don't cause a scene! You've been having an affair with my puppet!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I haven't. Don't deny it.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39All right. All right. I didn't know he was yours. I was just using him for a bit.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Using me?!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43You can't go round stealing other people's puppets!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46I didn't say steal. You're putting words in my mouth.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49That makes a change! Don't even look at me, you tart!
0:17:50 > 0:17:54It was just while mine was getting fixed. You kept that one quiet!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56How can you be so heartless?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00If it's going to bother you this much, then I'll not use him again.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01But I love you!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05You love him?!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Do you love him more than me?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Fine. Have him.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15He's got a wonky eye, anyway.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25I can't believe you told him.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I'm not talking to you.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37OK. Now, if you'd just like to start the car.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39ENGINE STARTS
0:18:39 > 0:18:41That's it.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Check your mirrors. It's very important.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44OK.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Put your hands in the two and ten position.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49That's correct.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Now, foot on the clutch and slide it into first gear.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Nicely done.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00OK. When you're ready, release the handbrake and gently on the accelerator.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Aghh!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Aghh!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Psst! Scarecrow.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Go away. I've told you before.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26No! You're going to give me a bad reputation. Now push off!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Is that what you're scared of?
0:19:29 > 0:19:30I'm not scared of anything.
0:19:30 > 0:19:35Yes, you are. You're scared of love. I see it in your eyes.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38All the crows see it. See what?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41That you love me.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43That I love you?!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45That's just mad. That's crazy.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'm a scarecrow and you're a crow.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48I know.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52It's so wrong, yet so right.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Would you please just fly away!
0:19:56 > 0:20:01# Why do birds suddenly appear
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I don't love you!
0:20:03 > 0:20:07# Every time you are near
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Please!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11# Just like me
0:20:11 > 0:20:14# They long to be
0:20:14 > 0:20:17# Close to you
0:20:17 > 0:20:19This... This can't happen.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24# Ah-ah-ah-ah
0:20:26 > 0:20:28# Close to you
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Why deny it? I...
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I do love you.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
0:20:39 > 0:20:43# Close to you #
0:20:44 > 0:20:45GUNSHOT
0:20:45 > 0:20:47No-o-o-o!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Get your things. You're sacked.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59# Ah-ah-ah-ah
0:20:59 > 0:21:01# Close to you. #
0:22:16 > 0:22:19DECOY QUACKS
0:22:35 > 0:22:38DUCKLING CHEEPS
0:22:53 > 0:22:55LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Hi. Hi.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29How have you been? You know.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31Yeah.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I'm sorry for what I said about your eye. I don't have a wonky eye!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40I know. You've got beautiful eyes.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Really?
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Yeah.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48I've been such an idiot.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Would you...
0:23:51 > 0:23:53take me back?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Would you...want to come back?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58More than anything.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05I've missed holding you. I've missed you inside of me.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10I'm sorry for being controlling. I'm sorry for being a tart.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15None of that matters now. We're back together. That's what counts.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Yeah. Back for good.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20# Whatever I said
0:24:20 > 0:24:23# Whatever I did, I didn't mean it
0:24:23 > 0:24:25# I just want you back for good
0:24:25 > 0:24:27# Want you back
0:24:28 > 0:24:30# Want you back for good
0:24:31 > 0:24:35# Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it... #
0:24:37 > 0:24:39It's OK, honey. I'll change her this time.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06All right, mate?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Are you all right?
0:25:13 > 0:25:14I don't know what to do.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Well, what is it?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It's getting a hold on me.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Well, what is?
0:25:25 > 0:25:29You know how last week I said I found myself tapping my foot?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Yeah.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Well, I went to the doctor.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36And...
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Mate, come on. You're scaring me here.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42She did some tests.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46And it turns out...
0:25:47 > 0:25:48..I've got rhythm.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Rhythm? No way!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00But you play football! I know!
0:26:00 > 0:26:01How serious is it?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04They don't think they've caught it early enough.
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Look, it's maybe just a phase.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09You don't understand! It's spread to my hips! No!
0:26:10 > 0:26:11No. You're a bloke. You're a man's man.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Oh, come on. We both know I didn't trip yesterday.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17For Christ's sake, that was a pirouette! No!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20I won't hear it. That was dodgy paving.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Which I glided round with elegance and aplomb!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Listen, you've got to fight it.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26No.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28It's contagious. Eh?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I've got rhythm as well.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33No, not you, too?
0:26:33 > 0:26:34It's an epidemic.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Get away while you can. I'm not leaving you.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40The doctor says it could be any day now before I hear...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Hear? Hear what?
0:26:42 > 0:26:45BOTH: Riverdance!
0:26:45 > 0:26:46No!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Save yourself. Go! Before it's too late!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Quickly!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55MUSIC: Riverdance Finale
0:27:06 > 0:27:08What's going on? I don't know!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12BOTH: Help!
0:27:26 > 0:27:28It's getting worse!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31I can't feel my legs! I never told me mam I loved her!
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Neither did I!
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Somebody! Anybody!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Help!
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Bye! See you soon!
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