0:00:31 > 0:00:33Who's first?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36LAUGHTER Oh, sorry.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Oh!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Can I have £10 on horse number two, please?
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Thank you. Cheers.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Go on. Go on, son.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Go on. Go on, have him.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Yes, yes. Go on!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Whoa! These roads are treacherous, I tell you.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Treacherous.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Right.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I think there's a green man up the road. Hey.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35You trying to say I can't do my job?
0:01:35 > 0:01:39No. Cos I will have you know I have saved countless lives.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Do you think this job is easy?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I'm sure it's a very difficult job being a...
0:01:44 > 0:01:45lollipop man.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48A lollipop man?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Does this look like a lollipop to you?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Do you fancy a lick? Lick it. Lick it!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I don't want to.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59This is a beacon of safety.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03And I am The Protector.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Hey, Protector, what's going on?
0:02:06 > 0:02:08I'm trying to help him across the road.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11And he's calling me a lollipop man. A lollipop man?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15What'd he call you that for, Protector? I don't know.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16The guy's a loon.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18He's obsessed with you. No, I'm not.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Oh! Did you just press me?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Look, I am on a break.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26So if you need to cross the road, it's a protector you need.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29So I suggest you apologise.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33I'm really sorry, OK? I didn't mean to cause any offence. You too.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Don't bloody press me! Don't press the green man!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Flaming Nora.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Look, I just want to cross the road, all right?
0:02:41 > 0:02:45OK. Stay here...
0:02:45 > 0:02:48and wait for my signal.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Come on!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Move it, move it, move it.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Nicely done. Cheers.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hey, wakey-wakey.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, boys, that's him there.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56That's the one
0:03:56 > 0:03:59who said we weren't real.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00We'll see who's not real.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Get him.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Do you believe in us now, eh? Yeah, yeah?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Do you fancy another?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Do we have time?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22What's he doing here?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26TYRES SCREECH
0:04:26 > 0:04:28CRASH
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Hey, me first.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Don't bloody press me!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Where are we with Operation Female? Frank's doing his best, sir.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Well, his best isn't good enough. We have to crack the female code.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Of course.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Sir. Frank?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Why aren't you with the female?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Something's not quite right, sir. What's happened?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Well, I think I've been given the cold shoulder.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07LAUGHTER
0:05:07 > 0:05:11How do you mean? Well, I think I've done something terribly wrong
0:05:11 > 0:05:13but I don't know what it is.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Robin, get the dossier of the things that we do wrong
0:05:17 > 0:05:19without knowing that we've done them.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24This one, sir?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26No, Volume 2. Ah.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Right, let's get this sorted.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Toilet seat not down? No, sir.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37I've learned my lesson there.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I leave it down all the time, no matter what.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Really? Oh, yes, sir. I'm a crack shot.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45LAUGHTER
0:05:45 > 0:05:47What about the splashes? No, it's fine.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I just leave them and they completely disappear.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Wet towel on the bed? No. Yesterday's Y-fronts on the floor?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57No. Wearing yesterday's Y-fronts today?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I have a good friend in Paris who wears his underpants for a week.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Ah, Pierre!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Toenails in the sink?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07No. Toenails in the bath?
0:06:07 > 0:06:08No. Toenails on the bed?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10No. Toenails on the carpet?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Toenails on the coffee table?
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Toenails in the coffee?! No, no, no.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18It's absolutely nothing to do with toenails.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22But I think I've forgotten something. Her birthday?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24No. Her name?
0:06:24 > 0:06:25No, Robin.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28He's not an idiot.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Your anniversary?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31No, that was 12 months ago.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34LAUGHTER
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Oh, my God! It all makes sense now.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44She was dropping little hints this morning. What did she say?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45"Happy anniversary."
0:06:49 > 0:06:51OK, don't panic.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54We need to get her something very special. Yeah! What?
0:06:56 > 0:06:57An iron!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Perfect. Are you mad?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Get her a trouser press -
0:07:02 > 0:07:04much more efficient.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25This is cosy. Hmm.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28And it's a lovely site.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Stop speaking.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33What's wrong with you? I'm frozen stiff.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35You could have at least warmed up your hands.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37LAUGHTER
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Do you want a coat putting on?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Great. Silent treatment.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hey! Easy, Tiger.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53What?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Go gentle with your fat fingers.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You ambushed me there, very rough. Sorry.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Your hands wouldn't be this cold if we were in Spain. Yes, you said.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07We could have been lying on a beach, getting a tan.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Look, we couldn't afford the excess baggage charges.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12You're over 20kg.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13How dare you!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16What? What did I say?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19It's not what you say, it's how you say it.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Couldn't afford the flights, all right?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23But you could afford a new monocle?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I just thought it might put is in the mood.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Because I've got a wonky eye?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29No!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30I really like what it does for you...
0:08:30 > 0:08:31and for me.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I'm not wearing it.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Fine. I look ridiculous.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36I said fine. Well, take it off then.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39THE PUPPET GRUNTS
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Stop touching me all the time!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I can't do anything right.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44You said it, not me.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46LAUGHTER
0:08:51 > 0:08:53My name is Chief Inspector Stephen Elliott.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57In a moment, Mr Callaghan, here, will read a short appeal.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59We won't be taking questions afterwards.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02(Whenever you're ready.)
0:09:04 > 0:09:07I'm begging anyone that might have seen them to get in touch.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Any information, whatever it is, could help.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14(I just feel so responsible.) (It's OK. Take your time.)
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I don't know where they are - it's been three days now.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Someone must have seen them.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25They were the only set I had.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27LAUGHTER
0:09:57 > 0:10:00LAUGHTER
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hi, there. Hi.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Why the long face?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20..as the barman said to the horse. He-hey!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Don't want to talk about it.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26You're new here. Yeah, just doing a guest spot for the week.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30I've been here years. Good crowds?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Don't know, my memory's not what it was, you see.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36And also, my memory's not what it was.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38He-hey!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41You can't beat the old ones. Well, you can
0:10:41 > 0:10:42but then you'd get arrested.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44He-hey!
0:10:44 > 0:10:48But seriously, I don't know really.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50My partner left me years ago.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Sorry to hear that.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54My puppet says I'm controlling.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56You could control me any time.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59HE GASPS
0:10:59 > 0:11:01LAUGHTER
0:11:01 > 0:11:05It's been so long since anyone held me.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06It's OK.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11You know, you've got lovely hair.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14And you've got good strong hands.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16You should see what I can do with a glass of water.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18There's an open spot at seven,
0:11:18 > 0:11:19take me!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Oh, God!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24MUSIC: "I See You Baby" by Groove Armada
0:11:42 > 0:11:45INSTRUMENTAL: "The Animals Went In Two By Two"
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Ah, crap! What?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18I've forgotten what we came for.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20LAUGHTER
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Please, I've got a wife and kids.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Shut up.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26He's a bit tied up at the moment.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28My name's Bunny
0:12:28 > 0:12:30and I've got mouths to feed.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Please, just tell us what you want. I want these.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35I want them at eye level and I want an aisle-lend.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You want an island?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I want an aisle end - the end of an aisle.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Ho, ho, ho.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44There was only four of you last week.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I've been busy. Hello, fatty.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Merry Christmas.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Happy Easter, actually.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Clear your shelves, I'm taking your spot.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'm skint.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I mean, I still owe the tooth fairy her tenner.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58I'll buy you a mince pie. What about me?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Oh!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Great show, tonight. Thanks.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06My key's stopped working.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10You'll be in the doghouse. Yeah.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Shh!
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Shh.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Oh!
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Bob? Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Where have you been?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Just out.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41I needed some space. Until two in the morning?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Don't start.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Careful, Bob. Careful.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Careful! Oh! Careful!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Have you been drinking?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55So? It's a free country.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57You know you can't manage it when you're drunk.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00LAUGHTER
0:14:02 > 0:14:04THEY GRUNT
0:14:05 > 0:14:09You know, you've got beautiful eyes.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Your breath stinks.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Not everyone thinks that.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Have you been with another puppet?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:14:24 > 0:14:25What?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27No. Don't lie to me.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29You're paranoid. Just admit it.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32For once in your life, be a real man.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34That's rich, coming from you.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40You know, you shouldn't judge everyone else by your own standards.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Oh!
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Put me to bed, Bob.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47With pleasure.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49And you can sleep on the couch, tonight.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53BOB SNORES
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Bob?
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Bob.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Hi, Gary, can I have a word? Of course you can, Colin.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Take a seat.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06What can I do you for?
0:15:06 > 0:15:10Well, it's about my job. Right.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12What is it?
0:15:12 > 0:15:15LAUGHTER
0:15:15 > 0:15:17How long have you been here, Colin?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Three months. And what's your job title?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I'm a Systems Project Manager.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Problem solved.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25But I don't have a system...
0:15:25 > 0:15:27or a project.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Who's your line manager? Alan.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Oh, Alan. I'll sort this. Alan?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Alan!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Just hang five. Yeah?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Your Colin's line manager, yeah?
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Am I?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Col, here, doesn't have a system.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Or a project. OK, all right.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Let's think about this logically.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Do you go to meetings?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Yes. Do you respond to e-mails?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Well, I write e-mails.
0:15:51 > 0:15:52No, no. You manage the systems.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Alan does the e-mails.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56BEEPING Oh, got an e-mail now.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Yeah, it's from you. This'll sort it.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Hang on, this isn't me!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Jim.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Who's Jim?
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Forward it to me.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I've got it now. Well, why don't I have it?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Tell you what, I'll forward it to you
0:16:18 > 0:16:19and I'll CC you in.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Ah, I've got it now. Great meeting, guys. Well done.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29LAUGHTER
0:16:31 > 0:16:33So, eh, who's he?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Don't know. Have you seen my phone?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Look, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Please talk to me.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02We can't go on stage with this.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Say something.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Whatever, I'm a professional.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Hey, how'd it go?
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Great.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15They're a lovely bunch out there.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Good, we're a bit rusty.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19We haven't done a full routine for a while.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Speak for yourself.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I always do.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25OK. Well, have a good one. Yeah, thanks.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30AUDIENCE: O-o-o-oh!
0:17:31 > 0:17:32He seemed nice.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38You slut!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41LAUGHTER
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Anything happening up your end? Nah.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh, we've been spotted.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Your turn -
0:17:54 > 0:17:55I went last time.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57YELLOW FISH SIGHS All right.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02LAUGHTER
0:18:05 > 0:18:07That's our train. Hey, don't rush me.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08We've got plenty of them.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10No, I need to get you on the luggage rack. What?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15And you've got two tickets? Yeah...
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Listen...
0:18:17 > 0:18:19..there's something I need to tell you.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20He-hey!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24You!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Bob, I can't believe you brought him back with us.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I just think we need to try something different.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Who do you think you are?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I'm not going to be part of your harem.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Steady on. Two's hardly a harem.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I'm going to be a laughing stock on the circuit.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38No, you're not.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39And why does he get the seat?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Well, he gets travel sick and he doesn't like the motion.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I like your motion, Bob. He-hey!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47What does he mean by that?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I think we all need to take a deep breath.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50You're so patient.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I don't know how they do it. Well, I do
0:18:53 > 0:18:54but that's a different story.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55He-hey!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Why are you laughing? That's not funny. Stop it.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01You didn't say that last night. He-hey! Last night?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02You were with me last night.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I was watching. What?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Not much of a performance. He-hey!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I'm going to smack him.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Oh, he's a kinky one. He-hey!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Right, come here!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Oh, hey! I'm going to take him. Hey! No! Now. Oh!
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Stop it!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Oh! He's mine! He's mine!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I'm going to rip your head off.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Disgusting. He-hey!
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Come on! Hurry up.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39All right, mate! Loving the tights. Very alternative. What?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Spare two minutes for charity?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Sorry, I've got somewhere important to be.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Oh, come on! What's more important than charity?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Well, I didn't mean that. Great.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I'm Mark. ALARM GOES OFF
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Have you heard of the whale sanctuary? Eh...
0:19:53 > 0:19:55No. But look...sorry, I'm skint.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Did you know that 3,000 whales die each year of skin-related diseases?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Really? 3,000?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04That's terrible. I know.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07It's a terrible agonising death which we are fighting to eliminate.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10That's great. Unfortunately, great work comes at a price.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12What are you doing? Move it!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Sorry, I've got to go.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Did you know, for just £20 a month, you could save a whale.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19SIRENS WAIL Hey!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I can't afford that. All right, for £10 a month,
0:20:21 > 0:20:23you could help the research for these fatal diseases.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Really? Hey!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27GUNSHOTS
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Come on!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36LAUGHTER
0:20:40 > 0:20:42SIRENS CONTINUE TO WAIL
0:20:48 > 0:20:50What is wrong with you? Just leave it!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52You need your head looking at. All right.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54You nearly blew the whole thing.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55All right!
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Come on, let's go.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03So, lads,
0:21:03 > 0:21:04about that donation.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06LAUGHTER
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Ah,
0:21:12 > 0:21:15I've been expecting you.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Hi, can I get my palm read, please?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Why, certainly. Take a seat.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Now, give it here.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Ah, interesting...
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Broccoli, milk, carrots...
0:21:32 > 0:21:34and pickled eggs.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Thanks.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Couldn't read me own writing.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Oi, fatty!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58You still owe me a tenner.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Come here!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Come here!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Ho, ho, ho!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58See you. Damn.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13BUZZING
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Hey, is that my honey?! Eh...
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Yeah, sorry.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Unbelievable!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35HE STARTS BUZZING AGAIN
0:23:54 > 0:23:59Right, I think I'm going to have a beer and a burger. What?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02That's like 2,000 points. What about the diet?
0:24:04 > 0:24:07It's a day off, today. I'm giving in to my cravings.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08You know what they say at Fat Busters -
0:24:08 > 0:24:12"Give in to pies, big fat thighs."
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I'm no having a pie, I'm having a burger.
0:24:14 > 0:24:19Well, I'm going to have a salad and a water.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21I think I'm going to get lots of mayo.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22That's fat in a jar!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24I know. I'm feeling naughty(!)
0:24:24 > 0:24:27LAUGHTER Look, I'm really struggling with the cravings too, mate,
0:24:27 > 0:24:29but I thought we were doing this together.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31I'll right back on it again tomorrow.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33You're my weight loss partner!
0:24:33 > 0:24:37I can't do this alone. You're not alone, I'm here.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38It's a slippery slope.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Today - mayo, tomorrow - Amber and soon, it'll be Red.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Not the traffic light system again!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Yes.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47I just need your support.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Whatever, mate, I'm having a burger.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Oh, I'm starving.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57MUSIC: "Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen
0:25:12 > 0:25:16MUSIC STOPS Hey, can you take this? Aye...
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Yeah.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Yeah, sure.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24MUSIC STARTS AGAIN
0:25:24 > 0:25:28# I look at you and I fantasise
0:25:30 > 0:25:33# You're mine tonight
0:25:35 > 0:25:43# Now, I've got you in my sights
0:25:43 > 0:25:46# With these
0:25:46 > 0:25:48# Hungry eyes... #
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Mate,
0:25:52 > 0:25:54what dressing do you want in your salad? None!
0:25:54 > 0:25:55None!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57All right, calm down.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I'm going to have that mayo. Coleslaw, chips - the works.
0:26:00 > 0:26:07# Now, I've had the time of my life
0:26:07 > 0:26:10# No, I've never felt like this before... #
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Hey. Hi.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14I've missed you.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16I've missed you, too.
0:26:18 > 0:26:25# Cos I've had the time of my life
0:26:25 > 0:26:30# And I owe it all to you
0:26:36 > 0:26:38# I've been waiting for so long
0:26:38 > 0:26:40# Now I've finally found someone
0:26:40 > 0:26:42# To stand by me
0:26:44 > 0:26:47# We saw the writing on the wall
0:26:47 > 0:26:49# As we felt this magical
0:26:49 > 0:26:51# Fantasy
0:26:53 > 0:26:56# Now with passion in our eyes
0:26:56 > 0:26:58# There's no way we could disguise it
0:26:58 > 0:27:00# Secretly
0:27:02 > 0:27:04# So we take each other's hand
0:27:04 > 0:27:06# Cos we seem to understand
0:27:06 > 0:27:09# The urgency
0:27:10 > 0:27:13# Just remember
0:27:13 > 0:27:16# You're the one thing
0:27:16 > 0:27:19# I can't get enough of
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# So I'll tell you something
0:27:26 > 0:27:30# This could be love because
0:27:30 > 0:27:34# I've had the time of my life... #
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