0:00:11 > 0:00:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Hello!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Hello. Good evening.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Hello. Hello.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Hello! Welcome to The Guess List,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27the show where we have A-list celebrities.
0:00:27 > 0:00:32Sorry - a list of celebrities. Here they are.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36If you want a champion boxer, give him a ring. It's David Haye!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:39 > 0:00:43We got 100% of her for £50. It's Deborah Meaden!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45CHEERING
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Things could get hairy. It's Julian Clary!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51CHEERING
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Second only to curry, my favourite lamb - Larry Lamb.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58CHEERING
0:00:58 > 0:01:02They didn't all go mad or marry footballers. It's Melanie C!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04CHEERING
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Look at you! Oh! Mwah!- Mwah!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13SHE GIGGLES Thank you.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Look at that! Look!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- Look at that panel, eh? - AUDIENCE EXCLAIM
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Four of the brightest brains in the business.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH
0:01:30 > 0:01:32You make your own mind up!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry! - Yes, Uncle Bryn!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry. All I've got to say to you, Larry,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43is, "Let go of my hand."
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Larry Lamb. Goodness me! Now, here's what you won't know.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51In your 20s -
0:01:51 > 0:01:54not the 1920s, YOUR 20s -
0:01:54 > 0:01:56selling encyclopaedias...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Selling encyclopaedias. - ..door to door.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00On American bases in Germany.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Was this during the war?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- I used to go door to door selling Roget's Thesaurus.- Did you?
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Yes, yes. Ask me what I thought of it.- What did you think of it?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12I thought it was boring.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Monotonous. Tedious.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Repetitious, dull, tiresome, humdrum, insipid and interminable.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21APPLAUSE
0:02:21 > 0:02:23It's a thesaurus joke, you see.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Debbie Meaden...- Ooh! Ooh!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Little Debbie Meaden is here. How are you?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35I'd be ever so much better if you called me Deborah.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- ROB AND AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- Well, that's told me, hasn't it? - He knew that! He knew that!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44So, Debbie, you started out...
0:02:46 > 0:02:49You started out as a sharp-minded young girl.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53You've grown into one of the most astute businesswomen we have
0:02:53 > 0:02:57and, yet, not so full of yourself that you won't muck in
0:02:57 > 0:03:00and help to make the tea. Have a look. Look at that!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- There you are with a couple of mugs. - There you go.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07And there you are with four of them.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Now, here's what I want to know. What are you all looking at there?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- What has happened in the studio? - Dragons have very long tongues.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- Yes?- So there's probably a fly.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Probably one of us is, in a minute, just going to go like that.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I'll be very honest - I didn't expect you to say THAT.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Julian Clary is here, ladies and gentlemen.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- I've got quite a long tongue, as well.- Ooh!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Now, I did think YOU might say that.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Is it fair to call you an institution, Julian?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45No, I'm a camp comic and renowned homosexual.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48That's the phrase! That's the catchphrase.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Camp. You are a camp act.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Please don't touch me!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Not even an affectionate stroke on the shoulder?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58No, it's not working for me.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I thought I was going to pull early on in the evening
0:04:01 > 0:04:02but evidently I haven't.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I'm moving on.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05David Haye.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Yeah!
0:04:11 > 0:04:15We, er... We were chatting earlier at the weigh in.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Do you still work out, David? What do you do?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Er, a bit of weight training. - What are you pressing these days?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23LAUGHTER What am I pressing?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Hang on, shut up! If I say...
0:04:25 > 0:04:28If I say, "What are you pressing?"
0:04:28 > 0:04:31it's because I'm no stranger to the gym!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Nothing at the moment.- Why?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38I've had little injury - dislocated, er... Ruptured, smashed...
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- "Shoulder" I think is the word you're looking for.- Yes, yes, yes.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45"What is this? Is it knee? Knee? Ankle?"
0:04:45 > 0:04:49- It's in this vicinity.- It's not working, anyway, whatever it is.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50So there's no pressing of late.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53So if I wanted to take you out, now would be a good time.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55This would be the optimum time to do it.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I present to you the best singer in the Spice Girls.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Wonderful news about the Spice Girls reunion.- Is there?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- It's not going to happen! - SHE CHUCKLES
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- APPLAUSE - Oh!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23But not a Spice Girl any more. A West End star now.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- How do you find that?- Well, you know, it's one of the things I do.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30My last theatre production was Jesus Christ Superstar.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33No, I haven't seen that. Don't tell me what happens in the end.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35OK, I won't spoil it for you.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Larry's been working in the theatre, haven't you, Larry?- Ooh!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I bought two tubs of ice cream off him last week.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46All right, listen, good luck tonight. Get your thinking caps on, OK, all of you.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Cos I will be returning to you for your wisdom.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50OK, Debbie?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55That's our panel. Let's meet the contestants.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57CHEERING
0:05:58 > 0:06:03And it's Sam and Chris.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Welcome, both of you. Now, Sam, I'm going to start with you.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Tell us first of all where you come from.- I'm from Wigan.- Wigan? Lovely.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Which is Greater Manchester. - And what do you do?
0:06:13 > 0:06:17I work for the UK's largest clothing retailer, as a...
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- We're not going to say who they are, are we?- No, no.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23No, because the next thing you know, we could be in trouble.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28- Boom-boom!- And, er, fashion at the moment... I mean, what's in?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Animal prints, I'm told. My spies tell me animal prints are big.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Like giraffe?
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Well, I wasn't necessarily thinking about giraffe.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Is there something you want to tell us?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Oh, yeah, I do actually love giraffes.- You love giraffes?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I love giraffes. Yeah, I do.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49All right. Well, it's nice to have a hobby, isn't it?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- How do you express this love? - I am married, as well.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Not to a giraffe?- No!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57This has taken an odd turn, hasn't it?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Tell us about the giraffes.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05I went down to London Zoo and the giraffe was there
0:07:05 > 0:07:09and the first thing I did when I saw it was burst into tears.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Aw!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- You were so moved!- I was.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- You're starting to cry now.- I know!
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Oh, for heaven's sake.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18But I wasn't young. I was 26!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20LAUGHTER
0:07:21 > 0:07:24You're coming across as a little bit simple, if I'm to tell the truth.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I mean, I'm just saying what we're thinking.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Well, do you know what I'm going to say?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32I'm going to stick my neck out...
0:07:32 > 0:07:38If you do well tonight, who knows what your prize might include?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41A picture of a giraffe.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- And this is Chris. Hello, Chris.- Hi, Rob.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- How you doing?- I'm good. How're you? - Very well, thank you.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Where are you from?- I'm from the Vale of Evesham in Worcestershire.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- And what do you do? - I'm a greengrocer.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53A traditional greengrocer?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Yep, the best in the Vale of Evesham, definitely.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Ah, well, that's in your opinion, isn't it?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00And, er, you're a dad.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- I'm a dad, yeah. Twin boys. - What are they called?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05They're called Quinn and Otto.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Pardon?
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- For a minute there, I thought you said Quinn and Otto.- That's it.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Quinn and Otto, yeah.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15What the hell were you thinking?!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- You're middle class, aren't you? - I don't know about that.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- POSH ACCENT:- "Quinn, Otto!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25"Come on, we're going on a barge holiday in France!"
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised
0:08:33 > 0:08:36if you baked your own bloody bread, as well!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39We do.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40- You do?- We do.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE - My wife does! My wife does!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Ladies and gentlemen, Sam and Chris. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Right. Let's begin.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Now...here's how the show works.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01I'm going to ask you both some questions about life in the UK.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Our star panel will be trying to help you with their guesses, OK?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08You can go with one of their guesses or you can go your own way.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Whoever does the best goes through to the final
0:09:10 > 0:09:13and the chance to play for a really rather lovely
0:09:13 > 0:09:16personalised prize, OK?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19You chaps here, listen closely,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22write down on your electronic pads what you think the answer is
0:09:22 > 0:09:25and I'll come round and have a chat with you and get your answers.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Sam, you're first. Here's your question.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Celebrities, start writing.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- This is in addition...- An addition? - ..so they've augmented the body.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Something they've added. OK?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I'll tell you straightaway what I don't like in a woman.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Large hands and an Adam's apple.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I'll never make that mistake again!
0:09:54 > 0:09:58Though I have to say there was a lot about the evening that I did enjoy.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Now, tell me, Melanie...- Yeah?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- I'm a big Spice Girls fan.- Mm-hm.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I mean, it's obvious. But do tell me,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07whatever happened to Victoria?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- She was Posh Spice.- She was, yeah.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14So I'm imagining that she married some sort of upper-class intellectual.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- No singing? For her?- No, she...
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- She was never a big singer, was she? - Do you know, the thing is...
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Sorry, no, no, no.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24She was never a GOOD singer.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29She was a bad singer, wasn't she?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Rob, I expect more from you!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35As long as they get laughs, they're in!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Now, Larry Lamb...
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Len Goodman for the older woman.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Now, Larry, you must know about women.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- You've been married four times. - Three times.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48This is a recorded show.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50By the time it goes out, anything could have happened.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57- Mine's gone.- Yours has gone, has it? Did it disappear?- Yes.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Can you jot it down again, Julian? I think it may have been...
0:11:00 > 0:11:01I think they thought...
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Is it too rude?- Yeah, yeah! - OK, sorry.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08There's no nice way of saying it. Yes, it was too rude, yes.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10LAUGHTER
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I mean, we're rude...
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I've got to think of another answer now, so talk amongst yourselves.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Don't you worry. Take your time, take your time.
0:11:22 > 0:11:28Now, what addition to a woman's body did 78% of men rate as a turn-off?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Larry Lamb says...
0:11:32 > 0:11:34..an extra breast.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45You think it's clever, don't you, Larry? You think it's clever.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I just think there's probably about,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50you know, one in five blokes that would actually like it.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54It's a turn-off, not a turn-on.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Yes, Larry, as Julian rightly points out,
0:11:57 > 0:12:01we're looking for something that men find a turn-off. I mean...
0:12:01 > 0:12:04That's what I mean. So 78% rate it as a turn-off, right?
0:12:04 > 0:12:10- But I reckon about a fifth would like it.- Oh, yes, I see. Yes, yes, yes.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12He's thought this through, hasn't he?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16The question doesn't ask you what 22% thought.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20If you've just tuned in, you've joined us
0:12:20 > 0:12:22in the middle of a lively debate
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- ..rate it as a turn... - Thank you, Larry. Thank you, Larry.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Yes, 78% reckon it's a turn-off. 22% reckon it's a turn-on.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Larry, it's a game show!- Yes.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- It's not a science programme.- Yes!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Deborah Meaden.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Thank goodness!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- You live on a farm, don't you?- I do.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Where is it?- In Somerset. - How lovely - a Somerset farm.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- All sorts of animals?- All sorts.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- You've got a cat - I know that - called...?- Friday.- Friday.
0:12:50 > 0:12:5211 chickens. What are they called?
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Sunday lunch?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Do you enjoy lambing?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Stay there!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04What are you thinking, Deborah? What are you thinking?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07An addition to a woman's body.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Let's take a look at what Deborah says.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10She thinks it's...
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Ah, yes, the trout pout. This is the augmented lips.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Now, Julian Clary...
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Hello.- Who knows what he might have written down?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Well, I did think of an answer and I was told I wasn't allowed to have it.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Nonsense!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I mean, you'd have had to have said
0:13:32 > 0:13:35something like "a drooping vulva" for us not to allow it!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I misunderstood - I thought we could say what we liked.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Well, yes, up to a point, Julian.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54For the question, it's about the general population.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Is there anything specific that turns Julian Clary off a woman?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Well...
0:14:00 > 0:14:03No, I had my experimental teenage years.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I know about the female body.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09And it's very complicated, isn't it?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Don't look at me!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13No, it's peppered with erogenous zones
0:14:13 > 0:14:17and they all have to be stimulated simultaneously...
0:14:19 > 0:14:22..if any kind of lift-off is going to occur.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25This is what I tell Mrs Brydon every Friday night.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- I remember all that.- I'm living on a knife edge at the moment.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34That's as far as I'm prepared to go.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Oh, thank God! Right, let's see what Julian says.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43What addition to a woman's body did 78% of men rate as a turn-off?
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Julian says...
0:14:46 > 0:14:48..baldness.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I'm not happy with it as an answer.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53No, I mean, that's a subtraction, not an addition.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- I misunderstood the question. - All right, all right.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59It's an interesting answer. It's a rogue answer.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- I'll be better in the next round. - I think we're all hoping that.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05David Haye. David Haye.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07You've been gay all your adult life.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Sorry, that was Julian's question. Julian's question. Now, David...
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- Yes?- Do you like a sporty woman?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- I do.- Because we have the ultimate...
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- I really do!- We have the ultimate sporty woman here tonight.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Deborah Meaden - very good at bridge.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25What are you going to say? Let's have a look.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28David Haye says that the addition to a woman's body
0:15:28 > 0:15:3078% of men would find a turn-off is...
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Oh, yes, a "lip job", so the same as Deborah with the trout pout.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Now, Melanie, she says...
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Ah, yes, I think this is a good one.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Mel says...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46..tattoos.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Ah, yeah, mm. All right. Let's take a look at all the answers together.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52There's your guess list.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Now then, Sam, you don't have to go with any of those
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- if you don't want to.- OK. - What are you thinking?
0:15:57 > 0:16:02- I'm trying to think about men in general.- Mm.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- LAUGHTER - I bet you are!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I would say...
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- tattoos. - You're going to go for tattoos.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13OK, I hope you're right. Let's take a look.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17What addition to a woman's body do men rate as a turn-off?
0:16:17 > 0:16:18The answer is...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- Yes! - APPLAUSE
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Yes, you got a point. Well done. Well done.
0:16:27 > 0:16:3178% said "tattoos".
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Now, Mel, this is a bit awkward, isn't it?- I know!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- Because how many have you got? - This is bittersweet.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Er...I have 12.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40And I'm single!
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Well, at the very least, we've worked out why you're single.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I've been thinking of getting one in, er...
0:16:48 > 0:16:51that little hard-to-reach place.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53The shop behind the Co-op.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Sam, you're right. Well done.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59One point. Right, Chris...
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- OK.- Your turn. Good luck. Let's take a look at Chris's question.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13The one thing you shouldn't do, OK?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Celebrities, start thinking.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19Julian, within the bounds of...
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Of decency.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Larry's still wide awake - that's a plus.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25HE MOUTHS
0:17:25 > 0:17:27What did I read about you, Larry?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- About your involvement with the Eurostar?- Oh, yeah.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34What was all that? Cos I know you lived in France for a while.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I did, yeah. Yeah, I did. LAUGHTER
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Hang on, I'm trying to think of this. I'm trying to answer this.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Mr Lamb, the visitors are here.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I'm trying to answer this. Hang on a minute.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48It's your son, Mr Lamb. It's Rob. He's come to see you.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51You'll be yelling at me in a minute - I'm too late with the answer.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53"How's he been doing, Nurse?"
0:17:53 > 0:17:55"Well, good days and bad days, to be honest."
0:17:58 > 0:18:00He really can't do two things at once, can he?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Let's see what Larry Lamb says the biggest fashion faux pas is.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Sandals and socks. That's a good answer. That's a very good answer.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Now, Deborah, tell us about Strictly.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14You loved the dressing up, didn't you?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I loved everything about Strictly.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19You said, "When I'm dancing, I feel lit up."
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Yes, I did.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23That's all the static from the polyester.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25You've done it as well, Julian.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Yeah, we were talking earlier. We've both done the Strictly tour.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Which, unlike the TV thing, you do the same performance
0:18:30 > 0:18:32every night and the judges say the same things.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35It can get a bit tedious and I got bored.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37So one night, during my paso doble,
0:18:37 > 0:18:40I pulled the flags of all nations out of my arse.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Well, out... Out of your trousers, Julian.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Just to be clear.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52All right, then, let's see what Deborah says.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55What do Brits think is the biggest fashion faux pas?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Deborah Meaden says...
0:18:58 > 0:19:01..socks with sandals. Yes!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Now, Julian...- Yes?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06You've been doing a lot of pantomime recently, haven't you?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Yes, I have. - I find panto very annoying.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13People think audience interaction is funny and I say, "Oh, no, it isn't."
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- AUDIENCE:- Oh, yes, it is!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- See what I mean?- He's behind me.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Do you enjoy it?- Yes, I do enjoy it.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24There's nothing nicer than six weeks in Cardiff.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26LAUGHTER
0:19:28 > 0:19:32I try and engage him in pleasant, civilised conversation
0:19:32 > 0:19:35and he resorts to racism.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Cos that's what it is.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- The New Theatre?- Yes, it was the New Theatre.- Lovely.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- I was an usher there for a while. - Were you?- Yes, I was.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I was an usher at the Old Vic.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47You see, that's the difference between us.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56All right, what's the biggest fashion faux pas?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Julian Clary says...
0:20:00 > 0:20:02..thongs.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06I'm with you. It is a fashion faux pas.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Now, David Haye, you, on the other hand,
0:20:08 > 0:20:09very unadventurous fashion wise.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Every time I see you, it's shorts and a dressing gown.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- You've got a lovely style, David. It's relaxed.- It is.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- I'm more of a "whatever's clean" type of guy.- Yeah.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25What does David Haye think is the biggest British fashion faux pas?
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Let's take a look.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Crutchless chaps.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- What does that mean? Crutchless... - Ask Julian.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37No, you've made a mistake. All chaps are crutchless.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40They're just chaps, aren't they? They just come up there.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Who the hell is wearing crutchless chaps?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Sorry, no, there we are. There's a man there.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52It's very unlikely it's going to be that.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55All right. Goodness me!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Er, Melanie. I'm so sorry, Melanie.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I'm so sorry that you've arrived on an evening
0:21:00 > 0:21:02when it is little more than a filth-fest.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Melanie C says the big British fashion faux pas -
0:21:08 > 0:21:12socks with sandals. Yes. That seems to be the one.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Let's put them all up together. There's your guess list, Chris.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Now then, we've got one, two, three socks with sandals.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22The other two are stupid. So...
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- What are you going to do?- Can you just... I don't know what chaps are.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30What are crutchless chaps? I honestly don't know.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I thought we'd finished with the crutchless chaps!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35This is a red herring. It really doesn't matter.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- It's nothing to do with chaps.- OK!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Who said chaps? You, you idiot!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Look what you've done. Look what you've done! You've ruined...
0:21:44 > 0:21:47This was really flowing nicely.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49We'd got past the whole Julian thing.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53It's not the chaps. It's not the chaps. Forget the chaps.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Right, right. - Stop asking about the chaps!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- What's wrong with you?- Right.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Now, choose. You don't have to choose one of those.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- You can have your own. - I'll definitely...- Just answer!
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- Socks with sandals, definitely. - Thank you.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Why couldn't you have just said that ten minutes ago?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Chris is saying "socks with sandals".
0:22:13 > 0:22:16What is the biggest fashion faux pas? The answer is...
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Oh, thank the Lord!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Yes!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Socks and sandals.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Also on the list were tracksuits and crop tops.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33MELANIE CHUCKLES
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Chris, well done.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Point for you. OK. Sam, we're back with you. Let's take a look
0:22:38 > 0:22:40at your next question.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48..should be made to do?
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Celebrities, get writing.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56David... I'm told you're a big movie fan, David.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- You like going to the cinema. - Love it. Love it.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01As often as I can get down, the better.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05What about the annoyance factor? Mrs Brydon and I went to see Gravity.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Wonderful film.- The worst film I've ever seen in my life.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- That was terrible. - Why? What's wrong with it?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I just couldn't wait for her to die.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I just wanted her to die the whole way through. I was so...
0:23:16 > 0:23:18The best thing about the film was it ended. That's it.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I think that's Bullocks!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- I'm told you like your pick and mix, though. - I do love a bit of pick and mix.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Like it a bit too much, don't you?
0:23:27 > 0:23:31It's the fact that you've got to queue up for so long.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- And you've got the... You've got them in your hand.- He steals pick and mix.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Technically, stealing's putting something in your pocket
0:23:37 > 0:23:38and walking off without paying.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- And what do you do? - I just eat it there and then.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- But I'll bet no-one ever challenges you.- No, no.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46No. Can you imagine the manager?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48"He's doing it again, Rory.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51"Shall I say something, Stephen?"
0:23:51 > 0:23:53"No, no! Let him go.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56"Hello, Mr Haye. Enjoy the film.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58"It's one of Sandra's best."
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Hey, Mel. You know what I love that you did?
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- AS BRYAN ADAMS:- # I've been running around the house all night
0:24:07 > 0:24:10# Trying to get my head on the floor... #
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Now, the thing is...- # And I... # What?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15You're really good at impressions but that one's rubbish.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:24:21 > 0:24:25You try to book Geri Halliwell and this is what happens.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Do you know what? You just need to work on it.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29# Baby, when you're gone
0:24:30 > 0:24:32# Feel like I'm in lu-urve
0:24:34 > 0:24:36# The days go on and on
0:24:38 > 0:24:43# And the nights feel so-ooo-oo long
0:24:43 > 0:24:45# Even food don't feel so good
0:24:45 > 0:24:47# No-oh-oh. #
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Finally, she joins in!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54All right, let's take a look at what Mel thinks.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58What do 60% of Brits believe pensioners should be made to do?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00And Melanie C says...
0:25:02 > 0:25:07Ah! Sensible answer. Retake their driving test. All right.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10LAUGHTER
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Here's the authority.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- As they get older, Larry, a lot of people look to their past.- Yep.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22You went a step further. You did Who Do You Think You Are?
0:25:22 > 0:25:26Larry traced his family tree all the way back to 1742
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- and you found your birth certificate, didn't you?- I did.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31LAUGHTER
0:25:33 > 0:25:35It was in a file with yours.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38APPLAUSE
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh! No, no, no. I think...
0:25:40 > 0:25:43I think... I think that's very cruel.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46I don't like that sort of humour.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Let's take a look at what 60% of Brits
0:25:48 > 0:25:50think pensioners should be made to do.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Larry Lamb says...
0:25:52 > 0:25:55..get out and meet people.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Deborah Meaden, what are you thinking with these pensioners?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Let's have a look at Deborah's answer. She says...
0:26:02 > 0:26:07..take driving test again. The same as Melanie said.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Julian...
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Oh, I've just seen your answer. OK!
0:26:17 > 0:26:22What does Julian Clary think pensioners should be made to do?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28No!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33It's much the same as Larry's answer.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35No, no, Julian. No, no.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39He just said, "It's much the same as Larry's answer." It's really not.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41I think it's better. It's a better version.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45It would be very good for them. Get them out, some fresh air...
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I'm so very, very sorry.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Now, David Haye, you're not old -
0:26:53 > 0:26:55one of the youngest panellists -
0:26:55 > 0:26:58and yet the only one who's actually retired!
0:26:58 > 0:27:01But your eyesight is going. Look at this!
0:27:03 > 0:27:07What is that moment like when you're with the other guy?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- There must be fear inside. - No, it's not.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Your adrenaline pumps but you're not scared -
0:27:11 > 0:27:13you just want to destroy them.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19- Could I have a little try? Could we eyeball each other?- But if I...
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- If I get that feeling, it could get a bit...- Yeah, yeah.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Let's be clear now. All we're doing now is...
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- Don't be aggressive!- OK.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28That's the thing. You're there and...
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Yeah, but I said, "DON'T be aggressive."- OK, OK.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32We're going to just... Just...
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Oh, God!
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Hang on, hang on, hang on.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53A-A-A-All right. Now...
0:27:53 > 0:27:56What do we do now?
0:27:58 > 0:27:59Oh, God!
0:28:00 > 0:28:03I'm going down a step.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05And what are you... Wah!
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Oh, very good. Very good, yeah!
0:28:08 > 0:28:09Yeah, go on, sit down.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Let's have a look at your answer, then.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22- "Collect more money." - They don't get...
0:28:22 > 0:28:26They've contributed to society their whole life and they get paid peanuts.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28- Oh, so their pension should be... - Get more pension.
0:28:28 > 0:28:33- Oh, I thought you meant they'd go round with a bucket, collecting. - APPLAUSE
0:28:33 > 0:28:36All right, let's take a look at all those answers together now.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38That's the guess list.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41Sam, do any of those tempt you or are you going to think of your own?
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Dogging wasn't the first thing that sprung to mind,
0:28:44 > 0:28:49- when you asked me that question. - Really?- No. I actually...
0:28:49 > 0:28:52I think "take the driving test". Yeah, I think so.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54OK, I think it's a good choice.
0:28:54 > 0:28:56Lets see. You're saying "take the driving test again".
0:28:56 > 0:28:59What do Brits believe pensioners should be made to do?
0:28:59 > 0:29:01The actual answer is...
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Yes! Well done.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Well done. A point to you.
0:29:10 > 0:29:11Now, before we move on, Chris,
0:29:11 > 0:29:13you have a very special skill.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16- Yeah. Er...- Psh-psh-psh, whoo-whoo! Psh-psh-psh, whoo-whoo!
0:29:16 > 0:29:19I'm one of the best players in the world at Galaxian,
0:29:19 > 0:29:21the old arcade game.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24- Does anybody remember Galaxian? - I do.- Deborah does.
0:29:24 > 0:29:26She probably bought it, I would imagine.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29And, so, have you entered a competition for this?
0:29:29 > 0:29:31Yeah, I used to play it online
0:29:31 > 0:29:33against people from all over the world
0:29:33 > 0:29:37and there was a high-score table with tens of thousands of players
0:29:37 > 0:29:39and I was in the top ten, so pretty good.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42Out of tens of thousands of players? That deserves a round of applause.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46- APPLAUSE - Wow! Well done. Well done.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50I mean, it's a rubbish thing to be good at.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53Now, Chris, your question is a celebrity one
0:29:53 > 0:29:57and it comes from David Haye. David, what's your question?
0:29:57 > 0:30:01As a former heavyweight champ, I curtail all my vices before a fight.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04So what is the first thing I like to do when it's over?
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Ooh! Well, this is...
0:30:06 > 0:30:09The mind races!
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Celebrities, get writing.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14David cuts out his vices before a big fight.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17What's the first thing he does once it's over?
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Everybody written? Julian nearly there?
0:30:20 > 0:30:22OK, we're going to start with you, Mel.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25He's had a fight. First thing he does, Mel says, is...
0:30:27 > 0:30:29..eat a burger.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Larry Lamb. Ever boxed, Larry?- No.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34- Ever been in a fight?- No.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39Good runner. LAUGHTER
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Larry Lamb says...
0:30:44 > 0:30:46..drink a cold beer.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Drink a cold beer.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Now, Deborah... You won't know this about Deborah.
0:30:50 > 0:30:53As well as being a wonderful businesswoman,
0:30:53 > 0:30:55a child prodigy at the piano. Am I right?
0:30:55 > 0:30:59- Er, I'm not sure I was a prodigy. - You were good, though?
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Er, when I was very tiny.
0:31:01 > 0:31:04- All right. Well, let's put it to the test, because...- Oh!
0:31:06 > 0:31:10- What can you give us, Debbie? What can you give us?- On this?
0:31:10 > 0:31:14SHE PLAYS BEETHOVEN'S "Fur Elise"
0:31:14 > 0:31:16SHE PLAYS WRONG NOTES
0:31:16 > 0:31:17Oh, dear!
0:31:17 > 0:31:20- Well, it was underwhelming, wasn't it?- Hold on, hold on!
0:31:20 > 0:31:22No, you had your chance, love!
0:31:22 > 0:31:24HE MOUTHS
0:31:25 > 0:31:27# If you wanna be my lover
0:31:29 > 0:31:31# You gotta get...
0:31:31 > 0:31:33- # I-If you... If... # - LAUGHTER
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Shut up!
0:31:35 > 0:31:38It's not as easy as it looks.
0:31:38 > 0:31:40David, for you...
0:31:40 > 0:31:42HE PLAYS THEME TO "Rocky"
0:31:44 > 0:31:46APPLAUSE
0:31:54 > 0:31:56David, David... The stairs!
0:31:58 > 0:32:00Oh, go on, then! APPLAUSE
0:32:08 > 0:32:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:23 > 0:32:27You did it! Come on!
0:32:27 > 0:32:30Oh! That was special.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34There ain't gonna be no rematch.
0:32:35 > 0:32:39Now, Deborah Meaden says that after a fight, David Haye...
0:32:39 > 0:32:42"Have a pint." Same as Larry. Er...
0:32:42 > 0:32:44HE CHUCKLES
0:32:44 > 0:32:45Yes!
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Julian Clary says that he...
0:32:51 > 0:32:54..chomps on a battered sausage.
0:32:55 > 0:32:58- And yet...- Am I right? Am I right?
0:32:58 > 0:33:00No, we will find out.
0:33:00 > 0:33:01We will find out.
0:33:01 > 0:33:04I don't think Julian meant it literally, do you?
0:33:06 > 0:33:09Right, there's the guess list. Now, the answers are locked in, David,
0:33:09 > 0:33:12so you can now write down the real one now.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16Chris, do any of those tempt you? Or are you going to choose your own?
0:33:16 > 0:33:18I'm tempted by "have a pint".
0:33:18 > 0:33:22And I've heard that if you abstain from sex -
0:33:22 > 0:33:25not saying that that's a vice, I don't know if that counts as a vice or not.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Depends how you're doing it.
0:33:29 > 0:33:33I thought there was a build-up of testosterone.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35My God, the life of an Evesham greengrocer!
0:33:37 > 0:33:40- So I...- There's more to it than you'd think, isn't there?
0:33:42 > 0:33:46- I'm going to go for "to have sex". - All right. Let's have a look.
0:33:46 > 0:33:50What's the first thing David does after a fight? The answer is...
0:33:50 > 0:33:53AUDIENCE CHEER AND WHOOP
0:33:54 > 0:33:56What does that mean?
0:33:56 > 0:33:59Chocolate sex?
0:33:59 > 0:34:01I hope it's...
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Eurgh! Oh!
0:34:03 > 0:34:05Oh, that's horrific!
0:34:05 > 0:34:07It's like something out of American Pie!
0:34:09 > 0:34:12Before a fight, I have a very strict no, er...
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Relieve... No, erm...
0:34:15 > 0:34:19- There's no... There's no, erm... - No sex?- No, you can have...
0:34:19 > 0:34:22You can have sex but it's the actual... The conclusion of the sex.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24It's the...
0:34:24 > 0:34:27So you can have frustrating sex, then?
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Yeah, exactly. You can have... It's the...
0:34:29 > 0:34:31There's no conclusion to it.
0:34:31 > 0:34:35- Very delicately put, David, thank you.- No big finale, no...
0:34:35 > 0:34:37Yes, all right, don't go on. It's all right. We've got it.
0:34:37 > 0:34:39There's no chocolate, as well,
0:34:39 > 0:34:41so the first thing that needs to happen is that I need to...
0:34:41 > 0:34:45- You need to enjoy your Curly Wurly again.- Yes, exactly.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:34:51 > 0:34:53Well done, Chris. Very well done.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55That's a point for you and, rather excitingly,
0:34:55 > 0:34:58we've reached the part of the show where we find out who's going to
0:34:58 > 0:35:02go on to play for the prize so let's take a look at the scores.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Oh, it's a draw. It's a draw.
0:35:06 > 0:35:10All right. Now, that means we have a tie-break question, OK?
0:35:10 > 0:35:11Here's how it's going to work.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14I'm going to ask you both the same question
0:35:14 > 0:35:17and I want you to write down your answers. The answer is a number.
0:35:17 > 0:35:20Whoever's the closest will go through to the final
0:35:20 > 0:35:23and the chance to win a really rather lovely prize, OK?
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Best of luck to both of you. Let's see the question.
0:35:34 > 0:35:38So, how many people will the average woman kiss
0:35:38 > 0:35:42before she meets "The One"? Have you written your answers in?
0:35:42 > 0:35:47All right, they're both in. Let's take a look at what you're saying.
0:35:48 > 0:35:50Chris has gone for 22.
0:35:50 > 0:35:51Sam has gone for 38!
0:35:53 > 0:35:55Well, do you know what?
0:35:55 > 0:35:59You can tell a lot about a person from their answer.
0:35:59 > 0:36:02- 38?!- Kisses!
0:36:02 > 0:36:03Yes, actually...
0:36:03 > 0:36:06- Actually, you look a bit lame now. - I do, don't I?
0:36:06 > 0:36:10Chris says 22, Sam says 38. The actual answer is...
0:36:12 > 0:36:1415?! That's not many, is it?
0:36:14 > 0:36:18- No!- Which means that Chris is the closest.
0:36:18 > 0:36:21- It means we have to say goodbye to you, Sam. I'm sorry. - APPLAUSE
0:36:21 > 0:36:23- Well done, Chris.- Thank you.
0:36:23 > 0:36:24But Chris...
0:36:24 > 0:36:27LAUGHTER
0:36:36 > 0:36:38You said, "Bye!"
0:36:41 > 0:36:43You don't have to go straight away!
0:36:43 > 0:36:45Goodness me!
0:36:45 > 0:36:46"I haven't won - I'm off."
0:36:51 > 0:36:53Good Lord, woman!
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Where shall we go from?
0:36:56 > 0:36:59All right. Sam, I'm sorry. It's been lovely talking to you.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02But it is Chris who's going through to the final.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Lovely to meet you. You can go now.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Thank you, Sam. Thank you very much.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15Now, Chris, for the final, once again the answer is a number
0:37:15 > 0:37:19and I'm going to be asking the panel for their guesses, too. OK?
0:37:19 > 0:37:23And because we've got to know you, we have the perfect prize for you.
0:37:23 > 0:37:25You love the Galaxian.
0:37:25 > 0:37:30So, tonight you'll be playing for an old-school home arcade machine...
0:37:30 > 0:37:35- Amazing!- ..that lets you play one of 75 classic titles.
0:37:35 > 0:37:37- They're all there...- Fantastic.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39..except, oddly enough, Galaxian.
0:37:39 > 0:37:43Really, it's not there. But never mind.
0:37:43 > 0:37:47Let's take a look at your question. For the arcade machine...
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Now, this is an interesting one.
0:37:56 > 0:37:59Celebrities, start jotting your answers down.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01If they didn't like their pet...
0:38:01 > 0:38:03People are very attached to their pets.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06There's that saying - love me, love my dog.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09I mean, I call it a saying. It's a website.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15Now, who has pets here? Larry, do you have any lambs?
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Baa-aaa!
0:38:21 > 0:38:23APPLAUSE
0:38:23 > 0:38:26You... That... I'm sorry.
0:38:26 > 0:38:28A round of applause...
0:38:28 > 0:38:30for an old-age pensioner...
0:38:30 > 0:38:32making a sheep noise.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Let's take a look at what the percentages are.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Larry Lamb thinks it's...
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Is that 90%? That's high.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Deborah Meaden says...
0:38:44 > 0:38:4580%.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47Julian Clary thinks it's...
0:38:47 > 0:38:4980%.
0:38:49 > 0:38:51David Haye says...
0:38:51 > 0:38:5480%. And Melanie C says...
0:38:54 > 0:38:5585%.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58So they're all thinking that it's high.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Now, that's what they think.
0:39:00 > 0:39:02I'm going to make it really easy for you.
0:39:02 > 0:39:06- I going to give you two options.- OK. - The right answer and a wrong answer.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10Let's take a look at the two options.
0:39:10 > 0:39:1220% or...
0:39:13 > 0:39:16I wonder which one you're going to go for!
0:39:17 > 0:39:21Now, think it through. What are you going to say?
0:39:21 > 0:39:23I'm going to go for 80%.
0:39:23 > 0:39:27- Yeah, I think you'd be a fool not to.- I think so.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30So, Chris says 80%. The actual answer is...
0:39:32 > 0:39:34Yeah! You got it!
0:39:34 > 0:39:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:36 > 0:39:38Well done.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42You have won the old-school arcade machine.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45That's all from us for tonight.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48Well done to Chris and a big thank you to Larry Lamb...
0:39:48 > 0:39:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:50 > 0:39:53- ..Deborah Meaden... - CHEERING
0:39:53 > 0:39:55- ..Julian Clary... - CHEERING
0:39:55 > 0:39:57- ..David Haye... - CHEERING
0:39:57 > 0:39:59- ..and Melanie C. - CHEERING
0:39:59 > 0:40:01Thank you for watching. Good night.
0:40:01 > 0:40:04- Come and say hi to our panellists. - Thank you.