0:00:15 > 0:00:17APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Oh! Hello!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Good evening. Thank you. Thank you very much.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Hello, everyone, good evening and welcome to The Guess List.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Tonight, we have a line-up packed full of brilliant celebrities
0:00:30 > 0:00:31and difficult questions.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34I'm sorry - that's the wrong way around.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37And here they are. He's walking down the stair -
0:00:37 > 0:00:39it's Aled Jones!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Let's get ready to rumble -
0:00:44 > 0:00:45it's Kate Humble!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50He's the Manford with the plan-ford -
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Jason Manford!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Let's drum up some applause -
0:00:57 > 0:00:59from McFly, Harry Judd!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05And she's last from the top with a lovely bottom -
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Carol Vorderman!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Oh, you made it!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14CAROL LAUGHS
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Oh, my...
0:01:18 > 0:01:23Well - ladies and gentleman, I think you'll agree,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26an almost perfect line-up.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29There's one weak link. We all know who is it is.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Aled, good to see you.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Harry Judd.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37# You raise me up
0:01:37 > 0:01:40# So I can climb a mountain... #
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- That's, uh...wrong song, dude. - Is that not you?- No.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Not one of yours?- Not even close.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46I'm so sorry. Who is that?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48That's, uh...Westlife, I think.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Never heard of them.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I'm thrilled to have you on. Thank you very much. I'm a big...
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Aled, turn around, it's rude to stare.- Sorry.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03No, I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I've got a poster of you up in the bedroom.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06We've got it here...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10LAUGHTER
0:02:13 > 0:02:15You've got some lovely wood there, haven't you?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Look at that.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20The one I worry about is Dougie.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22He's got something caught in the drawer,
0:02:22 > 0:02:23I don't know what it is.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Goodness me.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Now, Kate, relax - it's not easy, is it?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- It's not.- It's not easy.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Kate Humble, ladies and gentlemen.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Yes - there she is,
0:02:42 > 0:02:48sat bookended in-between two hunks of manhood.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Harry Judd and,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52to a lesser degree, Jason Manford.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Here's a thing about Kate that people don't know -
0:02:55 > 0:02:58you once went out with a crocodile farmer.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- I did. - How does crocodile farming work?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06My maternal duties were to just gently shake the eggs a little bit
0:03:06 > 0:03:08and then listen, and if you heard...
0:03:08 > 0:03:10SHE WHINES
0:03:10 > 0:03:13..I'd have to break the shell, then you'd get your finger out the way...
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Do you do it with a teaspoon?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17No, just very gently, with a knife.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20She's not boiling them, Jason.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24She's not putting soldiers in there, there was none of that.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Jason Manford, ladies and gentlemen.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27- Jason.- Hello.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Hello, Rob.- Lovely to see you. - Nice to see you.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Thanks for coming.- Pleasure.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36- Now, Jason, a sports fan, of course. - Yes.- Big Manchester City fan.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Yeah, I am. - AUDIENCE OOHS
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I know nothing about football, but I know they are big spenders.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Yes.- But they do...they have to make savings,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47and they've made savings on the half-time entertainment.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48There we are.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52What on earth is going on there?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Well, they asked me to sing Blue Moon,
0:03:54 > 0:03:56which is their anthem, before...
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- It was before the match, actually, and...- I gathered that.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- I'm not imagining they're going to hang on after the match.- No, no.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04It wasn't half-time,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07but they've not asked me back, so...
0:04:07 > 0:04:08- I can only... - AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10No, I'm fine.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Speaking of which...- Oh...
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Oh, dear.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Aled Jones.- Hello.- How are you?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Thank you.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22You know, Aled...
0:04:24 > 0:04:31..if they ever had to make a list of the great Joneses of our time,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Sir Tom would be there, wouldn't he?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Definitely.- Catherine Zeta.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Yeah.- Ruth. Gethin.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Alex from the One Show.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Steve Jones.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Tommy Lee Jones.- Yeah.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Indiana Jones.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- And then...Aled Jones.- Thank you.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- You would be on there as well. - I was quite moved, then.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- It wasn't meant to be a tribute. - Oh.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I've been distracted, Aled, by a vision sitting next to you,
0:05:01 > 0:05:04a vision of beauty and of glamour
0:05:04 > 0:05:06and, more importantly, of intelligence.
0:05:06 > 0:05:12Carol, having you here has raised the average IQ.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- It's shot off the graph. - Did it?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Who loves Carol Vorderman?- Oh!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18CHEERING
0:05:22 > 0:05:26I mean, it seems as if you've been with us for so long.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I loved you on Countdown. Let's have a look...
0:05:28 > 0:05:30CAROL GROANS
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I mean, you look so much older there.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34LAUGHTER
0:05:34 > 0:05:37You are the Benjamin Button...
0:05:37 > 0:05:41You're getting younger with each week that passes.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Do you think so?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Well, my mum is 86 this year,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48and she looks about...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Is she the lady I saw in the green room with, in the bikini?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Carol, I hope you enjoy yourself tonight - Carol Vorderman!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Well, that's the best of the world of celebrity
0:06:01 > 0:06:03that we could muster at such short notice,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06but who are the people trying to win something tonight?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Say hello to our contestants - here they are.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Abi and Rog.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Roger, good evening. Abi, how are you?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Lovely to meet you, lovely to meet you.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'm going to start with you, Rog, and straightaway,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22there's something very familiar about you.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Have a little look down there -
0:06:23 > 0:06:25don't move your lips, just look down there. Ready?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- IMITATES ANTHONY HOPKINS: - "I want a room with a view.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31"I want to see a tree.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34"A census taker once tried to question me.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a fine Chianti."
0:06:37 > 0:06:39ROG SLURPS
0:06:39 > 0:06:41LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:06:44 > 0:06:45So...
0:06:47 > 0:06:50You're not Anthony Hopkins. You're Roger. Where are you from?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- I'm from Bolton in Lancashire. - What do you do?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I'm an air conditioning engineer, ventilation engineer.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Married, children?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Yes, I'm married to Rosaline,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01and I've two girls, Sarah and Natalie.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- What age are they?- 28 and 24. - Off your hands.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Nearly.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08They're still at home?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10My eldest daughter's with us at the moment,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13cos they're waiting to move into a new house, so...
0:07:13 > 0:07:15That old chestnut.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Before you know it, they'll get you signing something,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19you will be out on your end.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Roger, ladies and gentlemen, Roger. Now...
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- ..playing against you tonight is Abi.- Hi.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Welcome, Abi.- How are you? - It's lovely to have you here,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- but I think we're lucky to have you at all, aren't we?- Yeah.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I'm told you're quite forgetful.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yeah, I just have a bit of a travel curse.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40- Do tell.- Um...
0:07:40 > 0:07:44When I was 16, I missed a flight back from Canada
0:07:44 > 0:07:50and ever since then, every holiday, guaranteed, miss a plane, boat, bus.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I go to the wrong place.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56I was in New York recently, lost my passport on Labor Day -
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- that's the only day that America is shut.- Yes.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I dropped it in a cafe,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03so I missed my flight back from New York that day.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Following day, spent seven-and-a-half hours on a bus
0:08:06 > 0:08:09to try and get back to New York, missed an entire day in New York
0:08:09 > 0:08:12and then locked myself out of my hotel room when I got there.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17At least you ended up with a nice, short, concise anecdote about it.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22So I'm assuming, then, if you have that ditzy side to your nature,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25that you don't hold a very responsible job.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I'm assuming you do something quite easygoing. What do you do?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Em, I'm a doctor.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Be afraid.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Be very afraid.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- A doctor?- Yes. - Specialising in anything?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42At the moment, I work in prostate cancer research.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Oh, my God...
0:08:46 > 0:08:49"I had the results for your test.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51"I put them down somewhere. They could be on a bus, by now.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53"I've no idea."
0:08:53 > 0:08:57How the hell did you manage to rise to such a responsible position?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00What did you tell them, for heaven's sake?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03That I really wanted to...examine prostates?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Don't get me wrong - it's what we all dream of.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15All right, OK, you're a serious woman, it's a serious job,
0:09:15 > 0:09:18but you have a very special way of relaxing.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Yeah...I do a little bit of breakdance.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Now, breakdancing is...
0:09:22 > 0:09:25"Hey, you, the Rock Steady crew..."
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Hey, do not laugh at that.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33I was the South Glamorgan Under-15 champion. Do not laugh.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Do you want me to show you some?
0:09:36 > 0:09:37I think so.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38AUDIENCE: Yeah!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Are you going to learn.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43I'll learn it with you, of course - all right.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Now, I'm sorry, you may see my knickers, right?
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Are you going to do it with me?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Aled's sprung into life.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- Come out here, so we can see.- OK.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- All right.- OK, so, shall I show you the easy one?
0:09:57 > 0:10:02No, give me the really hard one that's going to make me look a fool.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04OK. Well, this is what I normally do,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07but I'm going to teach you the easy version of this,
0:10:07 > 0:10:08which is that...
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Good Lord! That deserves...wow!
0:10:11 > 0:10:12All right, teach me that, OK.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16I'm going to teach you the easy one, yeah? You're going to...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Can you bend that far? Are you all right?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21I find this hard in itself.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23So you're going to put...
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Hang on - blood's all gone to my head, hang on...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- It's all right, I'm a doctor. - Here, I don't want you...
0:10:29 > 0:10:31LAUGHTER
0:10:31 > 0:10:33APPLAUSE
0:10:34 > 0:10:39- I can help.- I know the first place you look, and it's not on.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- No thank you, that was a stupid idea - sit down.- OK.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Let me explain how tonight is going to work.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53I'm going to ask you some questions based on life in the UK.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Our star panel...
0:10:55 > 0:10:56ROB CHUCKLES
0:10:56 > 0:11:00..our star panel are going to have a guess to try to help you.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04You don't have to take what they give you - just a guess.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06There will be a list of guesses. Go with them if you want,
0:11:06 > 0:11:09or you can go your own way.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12The contestant who does the best will go through to the final
0:11:12 > 0:11:17and play for a very special personalised prize.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Now...panel, you've got the difficult job.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Aled's face picked up there at the mentioned of a job.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29You've got the difficult job.
0:11:29 > 0:11:35Because...you've got to try and help Abi and Rog
0:11:35 > 0:11:38by writing down what you think the answer is, OK?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Got that? Simple.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Rog, you are first. Let's have a look at the question.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55All right - have a little think about that.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I'll go and check over here. Harry Judd, first of all.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02# No matter what they tell me
0:12:02 > 0:12:04# No... # Not one of yours either, is it?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- No. I wish it was. - Sorry, sorry. All right.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Now, what did a quarter of men say they would change
0:12:10 > 0:12:11about their partner?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13It's a difficult question.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16You and I were talking about this earlier, in the green room.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Talking about your wife -
0:12:17 > 0:12:19remember what you said about "more like her sister?"
0:12:20 > 0:12:23She doesn't have a sister! She doesn't have a sister.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25More like her sister-in-law, then.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27My sister?
0:12:27 > 0:12:28No. Um...
0:12:29 > 0:12:33No, I think you're getting into a very murky area, there.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37If you're saying you want your wife to be more like your sister,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40it really is more The Jeremy Kyle Show you should be aiming at.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Difficult question, I appreciate that.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Everybody done? OK.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Harry Judd says...
0:12:53 > 0:12:56"That they would nag less."
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Less nagging - all right.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01It's a good answer.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Kate, can I say how much I loved Lambing Live?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Anybody see Lambing Live?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11What a lovely, lovely, fluffy, heart-warming show.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I can't wait for the next one about dogs.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16LAUGHTER
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Don't say a word.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Kate Humble says...
0:13:21 > 0:13:23I ran out of space, a bit.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26"Ta...taling? Tailing. Talung..."
0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Taking.- "Talcum powder."
0:13:28 > 0:13:31You should do a show called Writing Live.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34What is it, please, Kate? Read it out to me.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- "Taking too long to choose..." - "..to caose..."
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- "..to choose what to wear."- Yeah.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- ALED:- Does she write with her feet?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Good Lord, that took us half an hour to read.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48All right - taking too long to choose what to wear.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Now, you can be thinking about these,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52is this what you want to go with?
0:13:52 > 0:13:56So, in a recent survey, what did nearly a quarter of men say
0:13:56 > 0:13:59they would most like to change about their partner?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Jason says...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07APPLAUSE
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- What does cushions mean? - Cushions - they're everywhere, Rob.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15They're everywhere - all over the bed.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I've made the bed - "where's the cushions?"
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I once got told off for putting one upside down. It's just a pattern!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23It's not going to be this.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27It's weird - Aled keeps turning around and talking to me.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29It's like talking to a taxi driver.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Thank you.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Oh, Aled...
0:14:34 > 0:14:40Aled - that's only going to cause trouble at home, isn't it?
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Yes.- What would almost a quarter of men change about their partner?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Aled Jones says...
0:14:47 > 0:14:48AUDIENCE OOHS
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- He's so... - I didn't say "me."
0:14:53 > 0:14:57We've seen another side of you tonight. We really have.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Nasty Aled Jones.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00Boo, hiss!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Now then, Carol Vorderman - this is where we're going to get some sense.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07What would men change about their partner? Carol says...
0:15:07 > 0:15:12- "Talking too much - yak yak." - Yak-yak-yak-yak-yak.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14And men tune out, don't they?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17When you start going, "Then I went to that shop,
0:15:17 > 0:15:19"and then I didn't do this thing, and..."
0:15:19 > 0:15:20- Sorry, what?- Exactly.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24All right - let's take a look at all the answers together.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26That's your guess list, Rog.
0:15:26 > 0:15:31You don't have to go with any of those if you don't want to.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33The cushions - that's a rogue answer.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36There's no way on God's earth that that's...
0:15:36 > 0:15:38If that's the answer, I will take off my clothes
0:15:38 > 0:15:40and run through the audience,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42handing out jelly babies.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:45 > 0:15:49And if somebody up in graphics is now thinking of changing it...
0:15:51 > 0:15:53..there will be trouble.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55So, Rog, what are you thinking?
0:15:55 > 0:16:00I think I'd probably go with, um...Harry.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03That they would nag less, less nagging.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08OK. Sir Anthony Hopkins has spoken. He's chosen "less nagging".
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Let's see - what would men most like to change about their partner?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13The answer is...
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Hey! Yes!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Well done, Rog. Nice one! Well done, well done - that's true.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25My wife hates it when I'm at home...
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Anyway, moving on.
0:16:29 > 0:16:34When you turn up to install air conditioning and ventilation,
0:16:34 > 0:16:38do they say, "my God, Anthony Hopkins has branched out?"
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I've had a few times, actually, yeah.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43But you do. It's a proper...it's a strong...
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I get it with George Clooney, but it's more just a...
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Now, well done, Rog.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51One point for you.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53We come to Abi now. Here we go, here's your question.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Have a little think, Abi.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Harry Judd.- Rob.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Here's a nice thing you may not know about Harry Judd.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06He's a romantic.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Your proposal to Mrs Judd was special.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Where did you do it?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I took her on a surprise holiday to St Lucia.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18I didn't know they had a Centre Parcs there, did you?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- St Lucia, in the Caribbean. - Yeah.- Did you get down on one knee?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- I did, yeah, I did, I did. I had a little cry.- Isn't this lovely?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Do you know what would be even nicer?- What's that?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Ooh - do you work out?
0:17:29 > 0:17:30HE LAUGHS
0:17:30 > 0:17:33You could learn a lot from him, Aled, you really could.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- Why don't you and I recreate that moment?- I would love that.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I'll be Mrs Judd.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Call me Leslie.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Come on.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45That's one for a certain age group.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50- Right, now, you get down on one knee.- Here?- Yeah, that'll...
0:17:50 > 0:17:53No, that looks inappropriate.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Let's go over here, we'll do it over here. Come on.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Into what we call "the breakdance arena."
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- We're in St Lucia. - Yeah, we're in St Lucia, yeah.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- I'm your wife.- You are? - What sort of a woman is she?
0:18:04 > 0:18:08She's, uh...she's lovely, she's gorgeous. She plays the violin.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10All right, so I'm your wife, OK?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Oh, Harry...- She wasn't actually playing the violin...
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Will you shut up? I'm practising!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Can I say, before you do anything else, Harry,
0:18:20 > 0:18:22how thrilled I am to be here with you
0:18:22 > 0:18:26and how nice it is not to be with the rest of the band.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Bloody Gary Barlow and Jason Orange...
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Oh, dear me.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Anyway...oh!
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- What's happened? Are you all right? - I'm...I've never been better.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39I'm throwing away my violin.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Rob...- Rob?! - Izzy, sorry!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48You're not marrying a transsexual!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Sorry! Izzy - I'm nervous. - Izzy? Is he who?
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Is he Rob? He's not Rob?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Who is your wife?- Izzy. - Is he what?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Her name is Brittany, but I call her Izzy.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Her mum used to say the rhyme "Izzy-whizzy, let's get busy."
0:19:01 > 0:19:04So they just used to call her Izzy. And it stuck.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07My mother used to sing Humpty Dumpty to me, but there you go.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09They still called me Rob.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12- So...- Do you know what?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I'm beginning to wish I'd never come on this bloody holiday.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Right, we're on the beach - OK. What are you doing on your knees?
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Give me a minute, Izzy.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22I don't know if you remember, but the first...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Can I just say? Before you go on...
0:19:24 > 0:19:28The WiFi in the hotel room is very slow.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Could you have a word with them? - Izzy, this is a big moment, please.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I don't know if you remember, but I told you that, one day,
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I was going to marry you.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38And I know I'm a pain in the arse, sometimes...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40You stay where you are.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46But, um...will you marry me?
0:19:46 > 0:19:47FEMALE IN AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Oh, Harry!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Married!
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Oh!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58My daughter will be so envious, you proposing to me -
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Harry Judd, ladies and gentlemen!
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Our question...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09And Jason says...
0:20:11 > 0:20:13LAUGHTER
0:20:13 > 0:20:16APPLAUSE
0:20:16 > 0:20:17- The remote.- The remote.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22It's a very easy thing to lose.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26What we need is a remote control for the remote control,
0:20:26 > 0:20:30that could make it beep or buzz or something.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Vibrate. - Vibrate, says Carol Vorderman -
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'm just going to move on as if she hasn't said it, sorry.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41What they should do is start putting the buttons on the telly.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42- ALED:- Controversial!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45That's a very forward-thinking...
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I mean, is there the technology to do that?
0:20:48 > 0:20:49CHUCKLING: You know...
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Aled, Aled Jones...
0:20:56 > 0:20:57ROB LAUGHS
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Go on, let's have a look at it.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Well, you know what?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09You definitely hit a nerve.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I think, in Mrs Jones' case, we can understand it -
0:21:11 > 0:21:14she doesn't want to feel threatened by you.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- Hiding their bodies. - Well, you know...
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Wrapping themselves up.- Yeah - lights off and all that business.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Yes. You're not one of those kinky ones, are you?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Like to do it with the lights on?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Well, you know.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28LAUGHTER
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Ooh, Carol, you saucy minx!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Look what Carol's put...
0:21:35 > 0:21:38What do they hide from their partners?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40"Their lovers."
0:21:40 > 0:21:41AUDIENCE OOHS
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Think I misunderstood the question, though.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I don't think you did.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48All right, so their lovers, their lovers.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50These are interesting answers, they really are.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53What has Harry put? Harry says...
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Oh, that's interesting, isn't it? Yes, they liked that.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00They like that, new clothes.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03My wife, I say, "That's a nice jumper, is that new?"
0:22:03 > 0:22:07She goes, "No, no, I've had ages. I just haven't worn it."
0:22:07 > 0:22:08- JASON:- Classic. - That's very true.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11I don't think my wife has ever had anything new.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13"I've had this for MONTHS."
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- Yeah!- "I wore it to the wedding? Don't you remember?"
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- "No..."- Yeah...
0:22:19 > 0:22:20"Well, the receipt is new, love."
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Kate's answer is...
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Yes - "new shoes." You do love the shoes, don't you?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Let's take a look at all the answers together.
0:22:31 > 0:22:36That is the guess list. Abi, any of those attract you?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Well, it was the new clothes and new shoes I thought of, so shopping,
0:22:39 > 0:22:40when girls go out shopping...
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- New shoes, you're thinking? - Do I have to be really specific?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47You know, if I were you, I would say "new clothes",
0:22:47 > 0:22:50and if it is shoes, I think that covers it.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- That's fair, isn't it?- Yeah.- You're not going to eat her if I do that?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55No, no - I've had my tea.
0:22:56 > 0:23:01All right - so, you're going to say clothes, going with Harry Judd.
0:23:01 > 0:23:06What do 80% of women hide from their partner? The answer is...
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Yes!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Well done.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Well done, Abi, you got a point there -
0:23:17 > 0:23:18give Abi a round of applause.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Our next question is a little bit different. It's a celebrity one, OK?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28For this one, I'll ask one of our celebrities
0:23:28 > 0:23:31to ask a question about themselves, OK?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34We'll still have some suggestions from the panel,
0:23:34 > 0:23:37and our first one is going to be from Kate Humble.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40This is for you, Rog. What's your question, Kate?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43It says, "Despite my wholesome image" -
0:23:43 > 0:23:45makes me sound like a loaf of bread -
0:23:45 > 0:23:47"I have a naughty secret.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51"What do I get up to in the great outdoors when no-one's watching?"
0:23:54 > 0:23:57What does Kate get up to in the great outdoors...
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Now, then, no clues from you, Kate.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Panel, you start thinking, start jotting them down.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10Carol, by the way, what's this thing about you and the aeroplanes?
0:24:10 > 0:24:15- Aren't you learning...?- I've learnt to fly.- Solo, you can fly solo.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- I can fly solo and at night-time, now.- What's the aim for you?
0:24:19 > 0:24:20I know you've got a big goal.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Yeah. Next summer - not this summer, next summer...
0:24:24 > 0:24:28I think we understand the concept.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31I don't want to assume, but I think, as a group,
0:24:31 > 0:24:34we understand the concept of "now" and "next".
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Next summer, what are you going to do?
0:24:36 > 0:24:39I am going to fly around the world solo, in a little aeroplane.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43- Brilliant.- I hope to be the ninth woman ever to do that.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Wow. Seriously?- Yes.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46APPLAUSE
0:24:48 > 0:24:50You're going to be the captain of your own plane.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52When you give your announcements
0:24:52 > 0:24:56to the teddy bear that you take with you,
0:24:56 > 0:24:57what sort of voice will you do?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Will it be the classic British Airways captain?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome on board.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06"My name is Captain Fotherton-Pinkerton-Smythe.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08"I went to Cambridge.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09"You're safe."
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Or are you going to be more the budget airline?
0:25:13 > 0:25:16"Very good morning to you, ladies.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19"And gentlemen, thanks for bringing 'em - ha-ha!"
0:25:19 > 0:25:21JASON: I remember we had a Scouse pilot.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Oh, my Lord, that's the last thing you want.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28We had a Scouse pilot flying into Manchester Airport.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I know. All the way through,
0:25:30 > 0:25:32he'd been quite funny, he was quite witty.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35About 10 minutes out of Manchester Airport, he comes on and goes...
0:25:35 > 0:25:39LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT: "Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out the window on the right,
0:25:39 > 0:25:41"you'll see IKEA Warrington.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43"And if you look out the window on the left,
0:25:43 > 0:25:45"you'll see the city of Manchester."
0:25:45 > 0:25:48"So I recommend looking out the window on the right."
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Like...that's amazing.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53It's quite fun.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55All right - everybody done their answers?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Not you, Kate - don't let on anything at this point.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01First of all, let's take a look at what Carol has got.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03What does Kate do, in the great outdoors -
0:26:03 > 0:26:05it's a bit naughty - when nobody's watching?
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Carol Vorderman says...
0:26:08 > 0:26:09"A wee-wee..."
0:26:09 > 0:26:12I was trying to think of a way of writing it that's not rude.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15You could have said "has a piss" and I'm glad you didn't.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I'm glad you didn't, I'm glad you didn't.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20But I tremble at the thought of what Aled has written.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Right, Harry Judd, what have you got?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Oh, my word - OK. Let's go through this quite quickly.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Harry says...
0:26:33 > 0:26:36I felt that Kate's at one with nature and...you know.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39I feel like...not in a... I don't mean...
0:26:39 > 0:26:42I just think, you know, you pull lambs,
0:26:42 > 0:26:44- you pull these things... - You know what?
0:26:44 > 0:26:45- If I were you, I'd stop.- Yeah.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48If anyone should know about number twos,
0:26:48 > 0:26:50it's a member of McFly - on we go.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53I love you, I love you...
0:26:53 > 0:26:55- Seven number ones!- How many?- Seven.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Oh, my word, that doesn't work at all, does it?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00I'm going to say something else instead,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02cos there's no logic to that joke whatsoever.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- Seven number ones?- Yeah, yeah.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- I don't think we've had a number two. - Come on! Seven number ones...
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Wow. Wow.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I tell you what, I wouldn't trust this answer,
0:27:15 > 0:27:18because anybody in McFly knows more about number ones
0:27:18 > 0:27:20than they do number twos.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Am I right?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Yeah - good on you, matey, good on you.
0:27:25 > 0:27:30Jason Manford is going down the Vorderman path, here.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Jason says...
0:27:32 > 0:27:33"Having a wee wee!"
0:27:33 > 0:27:38And finally, to bring us down to earth with a bang,
0:27:38 > 0:27:40Aled Jones says...
0:27:40 > 0:27:45"A poo-poo" - a poo-poo or a doo-doo behind a tree.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47You've had the audacity to sit here
0:27:47 > 0:27:50and say that is what Kate Humble does
0:27:50 > 0:27:52when she's in the great outdoors and there's nobody around.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Let's put all of those answers together.
0:27:54 > 0:27:59That is your guess list. There they are.
0:27:59 > 0:28:02Kate, now, you have to write your real answer down,
0:28:02 > 0:28:04so it gets locked in.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07It's very much...along a theme, here. What are you thinking, sir?
0:28:07 > 0:28:10- I'm thinking on the same theme. - You're on that theme as well.
0:28:10 > 0:28:12I'm not incontinent!
0:28:15 > 0:28:17So...what are you going to say?
0:28:17 > 0:28:20I'll have a go with Jason and Carol's.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22They're saying wee - I have to tell you...
0:28:22 > 0:28:23Do you know what?
0:28:23 > 0:28:27I never thought I'd find myself on television saying this.
0:28:27 > 0:28:28I have to tell you, Rog,
0:28:28 > 0:28:30if it's poo, I can't give it to you.
0:28:35 > 0:28:38All right - what does Kate Humble get up to in the great outdoors
0:28:38 > 0:28:40when no-one is watching?
0:28:40 > 0:28:42The answer is...
0:28:42 > 0:28:45Oh, she just takes her clothes off!
0:28:45 > 0:28:47She takes her clothes off, and for the pleasure of it.
0:28:47 > 0:28:51- Lovely.- Yes.- Eh, Rog, imagine that?
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Imagine Kate Humble, totally naked.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00And I'm back in the room. Right...
0:29:01 > 0:29:04- ALED: What if it's winter? - She lives in Wales.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Yes, all right, we do have summer!
0:29:09 > 0:29:11They haven't banned the seasons with us!
0:29:11 > 0:29:13I have a quote from Kate here, she says,
0:29:13 > 0:29:18"Sometimes, having clothes on is entirely inappropriate."
0:29:18 > 0:29:20You said that. If there's no-one about
0:29:20 > 0:29:22and you're in a beautiful landscape, there's something lovely
0:29:22 > 0:29:25about a nudie dance or a skinny dip.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27It is entirely dictated by...
0:29:27 > 0:29:28Your husband.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- By the circumstances. - By the circumstances.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36Sometimes, you're in a very beautiful place and there's something
0:29:36 > 0:29:39very celebratory about just having a little nudie dance.
0:29:39 > 0:29:43You can't beat being naked in the open air, can you?
0:29:43 > 0:29:47The cool air on your skin, the sand between your toes...
0:29:47 > 0:29:49It does upset some of the other golfers, but I don't care.
0:29:51 > 0:29:52Rog, wrong there, I'm afraid.
0:29:52 > 0:29:53No points scored.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55Now we have a celebrity question for you,
0:29:55 > 0:29:57Abi, and it comes from Aled Jones.
0:29:57 > 0:29:58- Ah!- Lovely.
0:29:58 > 0:30:03"How did I embarrass myself when performing in front of the Queen?"
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Right - Aled, don't write anything down, yet.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07Don't give us any clues.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09The rest of you, get started.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12- You were performing in front of the Queen.- I was.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14- And you did something - we don't know what.- Nope.
0:30:14 > 0:30:15And you embarrassed yourself.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18I dare say he was singing. Um...
0:30:21 > 0:30:23That came out wrong.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27- How old were you?- 13. - 13 years old.
0:30:27 > 0:30:32To be on Top Of The Pops, as you were, at 13...
0:30:32 > 0:30:34It must have been awful. Luckily for you, of course,
0:30:34 > 0:30:37there are very few episodes of that we can show of that these days.
0:30:39 > 0:30:40So, he was singing, Jason.
0:30:40 > 0:30:44Now, I know you're a keen singer,
0:30:44 > 0:30:46because I read once you were claiming
0:30:46 > 0:30:48you were the best singer in UK comedy
0:30:48 > 0:30:52and - I quote - "that's over Rob Brydon."
0:30:52 > 0:30:53AUDIENCE OOHS
0:30:53 > 0:30:57Yes. So I'd like a little competition.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59I'd like to put this to the test.
0:30:59 > 0:31:03You're looking at a man who had a number one Comic Relief single with Islands In The Stream.
0:31:03 > 0:31:07You're looking at a man who has sung live with Sir Tom Jones.
0:31:07 > 0:31:10So I now challenge you to a competition.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14You do a bit of singing. I do a bit of singing. They decide.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17Have you got the nerve for that?
0:31:17 > 0:31:19Yeah, OK. OK.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24- What are we singing, anything? - Whatever you want, Jase,
0:31:24 > 0:31:27whatever you think is going to show you off to the best.
0:31:27 > 0:31:32# Libiamo, libiamo ne'lieti calici
0:31:32 > 0:31:36# Che la bellezza infiora... #
0:31:36 > 0:31:39HE CONTINUES SINGING
0:31:41 > 0:31:42Is that enough? Or do you want me to go on?
0:31:42 > 0:31:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Forgot the words.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55I think competitions are stupid.
0:31:57 > 0:31:59Right, has everybody finished?
0:31:59 > 0:32:01- Aled, don't let on.- OK.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03Aled was 13 years old.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05He embarrassed himself while performing in front of the Queen.
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Why was it?
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Carol Vorderman, Carol says...
0:32:09 > 0:32:11"Forgot the words to The Snowman."
0:32:13 > 0:32:15That's where I know you from!
0:32:17 > 0:32:21Harry Judd - oh, Harry, Harry, Harry.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24We're not at a McBusted concert now.
0:32:24 > 0:32:27Wait till you see this. Maybe it was the case, I don't know.
0:32:27 > 0:32:29Harry says...
0:32:32 > 0:32:34- That would be amazing. - Yeah, OK, OK, OK.
0:32:34 > 0:32:35Hang on, hang on...
0:32:38 > 0:32:40I didn't know you juggled while you sang.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45Kate Humble. Kate says...
0:32:45 > 0:32:47"Left your flies open."
0:32:47 > 0:32:50We're in a certain area, aren't we?
0:32:50 > 0:32:51I just keep picturing it.
0:32:51 > 0:32:52HIGH VOCAL: # We're walking in the...
0:32:52 > 0:32:54LOWER TONE: # ..air... #
0:32:54 > 0:32:56I would watch that, brilliant.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59It must have dropped, your voice, right at the peak,
0:32:59 > 0:33:00right when it was all happening.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02- As I was recording an album. - Literally?
0:33:02 > 0:33:04- Literally as I was recording an album.- Oh...
0:33:04 > 0:33:07They dropped - two massive imprints on the pavement.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13Which suggest you were recording in the nude.
0:33:13 > 0:33:15With Kate, with Kate, the two of you there.
0:33:15 > 0:33:18All right, let's take a look at what Jason Manford has said.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Jason says...
0:33:20 > 0:33:22"Called her Lizzy."
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Over-familiar with the Queen.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28There's all the answers. Let's see them all together.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30That's the guess list.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33Right, have a look at those, Abi.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Leaving the flies open? There's Harry's answer...
0:33:35 > 0:33:38There's calling the Queen "Lizzy"
0:33:38 > 0:33:40and forgetting the words to the Snowman.
0:33:40 > 0:33:44Which of those - or your own - are you going to go for?
0:33:44 > 0:33:46How close were you to the Queen?
0:33:46 > 0:33:48I can't answer that.
0:33:49 > 0:33:50You think he assaulted her?
0:33:53 > 0:33:55I think I'm going to go with "forgot the words".
0:33:55 > 0:33:58Forgotten the words - all right.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Aled, how did you embarrass yourself in front of the Queen?
0:34:01 > 0:34:03Let's take a look...
0:34:03 > 0:34:04Forgot the words, yes.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06- He forgot the words.- Yes.
0:34:08 > 0:34:12- It was a different song.- It was. - It was Memory.- Yeah.
0:34:12 > 0:34:13I think we'll give you that,
0:34:13 > 0:34:16because it was forgetting the words, not to The Snowman,
0:34:16 > 0:34:19but to Memory - ironically enough.
0:34:19 > 0:34:21That's one point to you, Abi, you were absolutely right.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28That's the end of the main game, so sadly,
0:34:28 > 0:34:30time to say goodbye to one of our contestants,
0:34:30 > 0:34:32and to find out who's going forward to play
0:34:32 > 0:34:35for a no-expense-spared prize.
0:34:35 > 0:34:36Let's take a look at the scores.
0:34:38 > 0:34:39It's two to Abi, one to Rog.
0:34:39 > 0:34:42Well done, Abi - you're our winner, you're going
0:34:42 > 0:34:45into the final for the chance to win something lovely.
0:34:45 > 0:34:48Unfortunately, Rog, tonight has not been the night,
0:34:48 > 0:34:49but thank you so much for coming.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52Give yourself a pat on the back for doing as well as you did.
0:34:52 > 0:34:54Thank you very much - Abi, you're through to the final.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Yes, it's time now for the final,
0:35:02 > 0:35:05And a chance for Abi to win a great prize.
0:35:05 > 0:35:09For this final question, the answer is a number, OK?
0:35:09 > 0:35:12But the game is much the same - we'll hear guesses from the panel
0:35:12 > 0:35:15- and then you will have a chance to win a lovely prize.- OK.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19And because we've got to know you, we've got a very special prize...
0:35:19 > 0:35:21- OK.- ..which I think you're going to love.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24- OK.- Tickets for you and your friends
0:35:24 > 0:35:28- to this year's World Breakdancing Championships...- Oh, sweet! Really?
0:35:28 > 0:35:30- ..in Birmingham.- OK.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:35:33 > 0:35:37Last year, Rio, next year, New York, but this year, it's in Birmingham.
0:35:37 > 0:35:40So that's where we will be sending you, OK?
0:35:40 > 0:35:42- How exciting is that?- Amazing!
0:35:42 > 0:35:44You know what I'd do? I'd get the map.
0:35:44 > 0:35:45Where Birmingham is, make a hole.
0:35:45 > 0:35:46Pop your finger in it.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54Let's take a look at your question. Here it comes.
0:36:03 > 0:36:08Over the course of a stag weekend, OK?
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Have a little think about that.
0:36:10 > 0:36:15This is foxing our panel, ladies and gentlemen. They're not sure.
0:36:17 > 0:36:19Harry says...
0:36:19 > 0:36:23£175, over...a stag weekend, wow.
0:36:23 > 0:36:24Kate says...
0:36:24 > 0:36:27£250 - she's going to posher bars, obviously.
0:36:27 > 0:36:28Jason says...
0:36:29 > 0:36:33- £400?!- No, dollars - I went to New York for mine.
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Carol says...
0:36:38 > 0:36:39£200. And Aled says...
0:36:39 > 0:36:41£250, yeah? 250.
0:36:41 > 0:36:42OK, take a look at those.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45Now, I want you to win.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48- I want to send you to Birmingham. - OK!
0:36:48 > 0:36:50How often does that get said?
0:36:50 > 0:36:51What I'm going to do is - you can look at those.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54What I'm going to do is narrow it down to two.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57I'm going to give you the right answer and a wrong answer
0:36:57 > 0:36:59- and then it's either-or, all right? - OK.
0:36:59 > 0:37:04So, let's take a look at our two options.
0:37:04 > 0:37:06Is it number one...?
0:37:08 > 0:37:11- That's lower than any of you went. - Yeah.- Or is it...?
0:37:14 > 0:37:15- Now, one of those is right.- OK.
0:37:15 > 0:37:20Did anybody go near 168? Well, look, Harry went 175.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24Carol wasn't too far off at 200.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27- Nobody went as low as 93.- OK.
0:37:27 > 0:37:31- Have you made your mind up? - Yeah - I think it's £168.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33You think it's 168.
0:37:33 > 0:37:36I really hope you're right. I really hope you go to Birmingham.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38- Will you take me with you? - Yes.- All right.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Promise not to bring the gloves. OK...
0:37:46 > 0:37:48According to a recent survey of stag weekends,
0:37:48 > 0:37:50how much on average does the British man spend on alcohol?
0:37:50 > 0:37:51The answer is...
0:37:53 > 0:37:55It is, you got it! Yeah!
0:37:56 > 0:38:00Well done, fantastic!
0:38:00 > 0:38:03You have won the tickets for you and your friends
0:38:03 > 0:38:06- to go to the World Breakdancing Championships in Birmingham!- Yay!
0:38:08 > 0:38:11That's all from us for tonight. Very well done to Abi
0:38:11 > 0:38:13and thanks, of course, to Jason Manford...
0:38:15 > 0:38:16..Harry Judd...
0:38:17 > 0:38:18..Aled Jones...
0:38:19 > 0:38:20..Kate Humble...
0:38:22 > 0:38:24..and Carol Vorderman.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27Thanks to you at home for watching. Good night.
0:38:27 > 0:38:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE