Episode 4

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0:00:12 > 0:00:16APPLAUSE

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Hello!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Hello.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26Hello, everybody, good evening and welcome to the show.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Classic Saturday night television.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32The glamour of Strictly, the drama of Atlantis

0:00:32 > 0:00:36and five guests who could easily pass for monsters on Doctor Who.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38And here they are!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Strictly speaking, it's Tess Daly.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43APPLAUSE

0:00:45 > 0:00:48She's very good news, it's Kate Silverton.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51APPLAUSE

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Actor, author, TV presenter and all-round show off,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- David Walliams. - APPLAUSE

0:00:58 > 0:01:02From Westlife to a bug's life, jungle sensation Kian Egan.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04APPLAUSE

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Mwah. Mwah.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11And it's hello from him, the mighty Ronnie Corbett!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15CHEERING

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Thank you!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Good evening, sir. Good evening.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Please.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Well, how about that?

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Eh? There they are, our panel.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32Five of the country's brightest stars.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Well, four and a half.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40We've got veterans of show business, we've got young delinquents.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Kian Egan.- Yes?

0:01:44 > 0:01:46AUDIENCE: Woo! WOLF WHISTLES

0:01:46 > 0:01:48It's not a proper name, is it, really?

0:01:48 > 0:01:51It's nether Ian nor Ken.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Would you mind if I called you Ian? It's just easier.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00I WOULD mind - it's not my name!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02If you're having trouble remembering it,

0:02:02 > 0:02:04just put a key in the door - Kian. There you go.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07- All right.- I've given myself something bad there, haven't I?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09He's going to call me Key In The Door all night.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10I'm going to call you Lock.

0:02:12 > 0:02:17- Now, Kate Silverton.- Hello.- Looking absolutely radiant and lovely.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19It helps, sitting next to David Walliams.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21How could you fail to look good?

0:02:21 > 0:02:25But, Kate, you are one of the country's most -

0:02:25 > 0:02:28and I say this sincerely - respected newsreaders.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30There's a picture in the combat zone -

0:02:30 > 0:02:32look at that!

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- Look at that. - AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:02:36 > 0:02:40I've always wondered what happens if you do press?

0:02:40 > 0:02:43LAUGHTER

0:02:44 > 0:02:46David Walliams is here.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48APPLAUSE

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Now, what you may not know about David

0:02:54 > 0:02:57is he's a comedian. No!

0:02:57 > 0:03:04What you may not know, David won GQ's most stylish dresser award.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- So, congratulations on that. - Thank you very much.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Congratulations.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12You know, all the more impressive

0:03:12 > 0:03:15when you think of your shape. And I don't mean that... No, no!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17No, no, no. I am not being...

0:03:17 > 0:03:20You are what my mother would call a lump.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Now, you don't... - LAUGHTER

0:03:22 > 0:03:25- But you're big, aren't you? - I'm sort of shapeLESS, in a way.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27- In a way.- I have to be sort of poured into a suit. Don't I?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Now, you're married to a supermodel,

0:03:29 > 0:03:32so obviously, for you, life is peachy.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35But you chose her over me, which I think is a bit hurtful.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- You do have bigger breasts. - Thank you.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Tess Daly.- Ooh!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Hello!- Sexy Tess Daly.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Whoo!- Yes.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46APPLAUSE

0:03:46 > 0:03:48He's suave.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Means a lot from you.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Sexy Tess Daly.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53STD for short.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Listen, now. I want to say,

0:03:57 > 0:03:59would you agree you and I have a chemistry?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02LAUGHTER

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Would you agree, you and I have -

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- there's a little something. - I'm looking at you,

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- I'm feeling it right now. - Thank you very much.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09A little something. Just a little something.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12From this distance, as well, is quite impressive.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16But may I say, the facial resemblance - can you see?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18There is...

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Well, look - Tess, I'll be very honest with you.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23I'm not a great dancer.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26I can shuffle through a tap routine, you know.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28And I'm not very good with the autocue.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31So, when you think about it, I'd be perfect.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40Here we are, a hero and a friend - Ronnie Corbett.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43APPLAUSE

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- And I can genuinely say, Ron, a real friend of mine.- Yes.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50We have played golf together.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Yes, we did. Yeah.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54- I played golf yesterday. - Mm?- Nine holes.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Played five, fell down four.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58LAUGHTER

0:04:58 > 0:04:59They're tried and tested!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Have you been busy? What have you been up to?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Erm, what have I been up to?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Been out lately? Doing any after dinner speaking?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, how funny!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Funny you should...!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Funny you should mention that.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13It's almost like the cue for a joke, isn't it?

0:05:14 > 0:05:20Two nights ago I did an after dinner at the Inn on the Park,

0:05:20 > 0:05:23and I came out of the hotel a little bit of a state,

0:05:23 > 0:05:26up a one-way street the wrong way, straight through the lights,

0:05:26 > 0:05:30hit the back of a bus, straight across Berkeley Square,

0:05:30 > 0:05:32ended up in Selfridges window.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I thought, "Thank God I'm not in the car."

0:05:35 > 0:05:37LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Ladies and gentlemen, your Saturday night panel!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Thank you for that!

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Let's meet our contestants.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Oh, now, here they are.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Playing tonight in fierce competition...- Yes.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52..it's James and Jan. Give them a round of applause.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54APPLAUSE

0:05:55 > 0:05:59James, I'm going to start with you. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Where are you from?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Hi, Rob. I'm James, I'm from Newcastle.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06I'm 37 and I'm a married father-of-two.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08What about hobbies? What do you do in your spare time?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Well, I decided to take up ghost hunting.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Ghost hunting?

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Hunting for ghosts. That's right.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- You go out to haunted places looking for ghosts.- I do.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19So when did you see your first one?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Talk us through it, what did you see?- Well...

0:06:22 > 0:06:24What tends to happen is you go to a haunted castle

0:06:24 > 0:06:26and you switch the lights out,

0:06:26 > 0:06:28so I didn't actually see anything, it was too dark.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30LAUGHTER

0:06:30 > 0:06:34I would've thought, to ghost hunt, you'd have to have an experience

0:06:34 > 0:06:36with something a bit odd, and that would spur you on.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Well, yeah, there was one experience - I was in jail...

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Er, jail? Sorry... - LAUGHTER

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Yeah, OK, OK.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Have we done the full checks on these people?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Why were you in jail?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I mean - sorry, I was in Jedburgh Jail.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Still a jail. - LAUGHTER

0:06:59 > 0:07:01I was doing an investigation there.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04- And so...- Into what? - To try and hunt for some ghosts.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06So this is an old jail that's now closed down.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- It's a 14th-century jail in Jedburgh.- I see.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11So we went there for the night and we got locked in.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13We were in a cell,

0:07:13 > 0:07:15and one of the girls, for some reason,

0:07:15 > 0:07:18started crying uncontrollably.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Which was a bit odd. At first I thought it was funny, until then...

0:07:21 > 0:07:22LAUGHTER

0:07:22 > 0:07:25That's a nice quality in a man, isn't it?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- GEORDIE ACCENT:- "Ho, ho! She's crying her eyes out.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30"Oh, I love to see them suffer."

0:07:32 > 0:07:33But then, I don't know why,

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I got the urge, then, to start swearing at her.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39We must do more thorough checks!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'd like to talk to Jan now.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Jan, how are you? - I'm fine, thank you.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47You look lovely tonight, and it's lovely that you're here.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- I like a bit of glitter.- Where are you from?- I'm from Stoke-on-Trent.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Oh, Robbie Williams country, yes. - Yes, yes.- Lovely.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- And retired now. - I'm a retired hairdresser.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Ooh! Jan's Unisex. - That's it, that's me.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Not a statement, that was the name...

0:08:00 > 0:08:02LAUGHTER

0:08:02 > 0:08:03- Did it go well there?- It did, yes.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06I did it for 35 years and loved every minute of it.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08And you offered all sorts of services,

0:08:08 > 0:08:10although you came a bit of a cropper once...

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- LAUGHTER - No, no. No, no, no.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Who the heck have we let in tonight?!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19It was mostly, you know, cut and blow dries,

0:08:19 > 0:08:21- you know, the usual thing.- Mm.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25When I started hairdressing, ladies in the week would come in

0:08:25 > 0:08:29and just have a little touch-up, you see.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30David.

0:08:30 > 0:08:36David, not a single word from you, OK?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40So I put in the window, "Tonging 50p."

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Right, right.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45But I spelt "tonging" wrong.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48You spelt it "tonguing".

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Yes.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Well, I tell you what, if it was that, it's bloody reasonable!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh... Well, listen, it's lovely that you're here,

0:09:03 > 0:09:05you're very welcome, I hope you're going to enjoy it.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Now, let me explain to you what we're going to do, OK?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11I'm going to ask you questions about life in the UK.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Our panel of glittering celebrities are going to try and come up

0:09:15 > 0:09:17with what they think is the answer -

0:09:17 > 0:09:20they're going to write it down on their pads, OK?

0:09:20 > 0:09:21You can use that as a guideline -

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- you don't have to go with one of theirs.- Right.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- You can go your own way if you want to.- Yes.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Whoever does the best out of the two of you will go on

0:09:27 > 0:09:31- to play for a lovely prize. OK? - Fine.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33All you have to do - it's very simple -

0:09:33 > 0:09:37listen to the question, write down what you think the answer is.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38We're starting with Jan.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- Let's take a look at your question. - OK.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47David Walliams.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48LAUGHTER

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Get writing.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Everybody should be writing down at this point, by the way.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Right, including me? - It's not a difficult format.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00You're slightly putting me off.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Well, don't worry, I'm not threatening.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Just write...- Could you slightly massage me as I do it?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Yes, of course.- Thank you. - There we are.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Mmm... Ah!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11That's actually very good.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- I am good at this, actually. - You actually are...

0:10:13 > 0:10:15I do think, you know, if I wasn't a sex symbol,

0:10:15 > 0:10:17this is what I'd be doing.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Lovely Tess Daly, beautiful Tess...

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- And you are beautiful, you're gorgeous.- Oh, you! What do you want?

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- No, I was going to say... - You're being way too nice to me.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29You're no Claudia Schiffer, but you are...

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- LAUGHTER - No, no, no.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33You're not a supermodel but you're very beautiful.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36I could see you manning a cosmetics counter.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40No. I don't mean Boots.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43I mean...House of Fraser, somewhere like that.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- High-end.- Upmarket, yes.- Thank you.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Yes. The question is, according to a recent survey,

0:10:49 > 0:10:52what most annoys the British public?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Just write it down at your leisure. - RONNIE: Oh, dear.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56When I say at your leisure, I mean now.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- MIMICS RONNIE CORBETT:- "Er... Ronnie Corbett deciding

0:11:01 > 0:11:02"what to write here."

0:11:02 > 0:11:04You have a look, I'll do your thoughts for you, Ron.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- OK, you have a look.- Right. - "I wonder what I'm going to put down

0:11:07 > 0:11:08"for this one now.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11"I mean, I've had a wonderful evening so...

0:11:11 > 0:11:13"Oh, I'm going to suck my thumb for a bit, very tasty, yes.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16"What's that - ooh, I might taste it again, actually.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17"I might have another suck.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19"Ooh, bit of marmite. Lovely, very nice.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21"I must say, that Rob Brydon is looking more handsome,

0:11:21 > 0:11:25"more dynamic, every time I see him."

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- So good.- "So good."- So fluent.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31"So, now, who's doing the bloody talking, me or you?"

0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Would you like me to write it for you?- Yes.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35All right, all right. Let me write it.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39The people who are just tuning in,

0:11:39 > 0:11:41they're going to think this is a very peculiar

0:11:41 > 0:11:43adult education programme, aren't they?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46- There we are, Mr Corbett.- Very good.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48I'll be back at the same time next week.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51All right, so, let's take a look at some answers.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56And Tess Daly says...

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Bad manners... Quince...?- Queue jumping.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Queue jumping.- Queue jumping. - Queue jumping

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Yes.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Well done. Very good.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Ronnie, what has Ronnie said most annoys the British public?

0:12:10 > 0:12:13What came into his mind, how could he ever have thought of this?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15He says...

0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Litter. It's the best I could come up with.- Yes. Very good.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Now, you, Kian, you went all the way to Australia...- I did.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26..for I'm A Celebrity. Had to eat disgusting things.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Cockroaches, fish eyes, kangaroo bits.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34It's the last time you'll fly with a budget airline, isn't it?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Well, I'll tell you now, I voted for you.- Oh, thanks!- I did.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I wanted to keep you out there for as long as possible.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44Now, then, Kian, what most annoys the British public?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Politicians.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51And a lovely cheeky face.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Nice cheeky face.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Oh, now, look, you see, we're getting somewhere here,

0:12:55 > 0:12:57because look what Kate has put.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Kate Silverton says...

0:12:59 > 0:13:02politicians or people dropping litter.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Worst-case scenario, a politician dropping litter.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09HE CHUCKLES

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Right, here we go.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13What most annoys the British public? And David Walliams says...

0:13:14 > 0:13:17LAUGHTER

0:13:17 > 0:13:20You get asked things like that all the time.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24Yes, all right. Let's put all those answers in together, now.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Let's have a look at your guess list.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- Now, Jan.- Yes. I need this point.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30You don't have to go with any of those.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32They're all good, they came into my mind.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33What are you going to say, Jan?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Well... You see, I was thinking telephone people ringing, you know,

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- on the phone.- Ugh!- Cold callers!

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- APPLAUSE - Cold callers. Oh, dear me.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Yeah.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Er...

0:13:45 > 0:13:47I think I'm going to go with me own, I think.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Yeah?- I think...- The cold callers.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- All right, let's see if you're right.- Yeah.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55What most annoys the British public? The answer is...

0:13:55 > 0:13:57- ALL:- Ooh.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59- Yes!- Oh, Jan!

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Jan!

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Queue jumping!

0:14:02 > 0:14:04What on earth were you doing, woman?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- I don't know!- It was up there. - I know.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- The point could've been yours. - I know.- I tell you what,

0:14:09 > 0:14:13- you should really just go with whatever Tess says.- Right.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Jan, you're wrong. No points, I'm afraid.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17- I know you're retired...- Yes.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20..but you still do something with your time, don't you?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22A rather curious little sideline.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Well, yes, I do sort of kissagrams for OAPs.

0:14:26 > 0:14:27LAUGHTER

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Let's just take a moment to digest that.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33But they're special, though, aren't they?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36- Because there's a special ingredient.- Yes, well, erm...

0:14:36 > 0:14:38- I do it for charity, I don't get paid.- Yes.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41I don't think it would work as a viable business, I have to say.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46I write a little poem about the person that I like.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Well, a little bird has told me you've got a little poem here.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52- I have.- Because you have the hots... - Yes.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- ..for somebody in this room tonight. - I do.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Far be it for me to say, a comic great who's loved by many.- Yes.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Very true.- OK, who is it?

0:15:01 > 0:15:02It's Ronnie.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06- And you've written a poem for him. - I have.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Ronnie, Jan has written you a poem.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Oh, how lovely. - Would you like to hear it?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- I would love to hear it. - We'd all love to hear it.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Ronnie, you're so cute, like me.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22LAUGHTER

0:15:22 > 0:15:26This meeting today was meant to be.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29You're so funny and so witty...

0:15:30 > 0:15:33I am cute and oh so pretty.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Oh, we'd make a perfect pair...

0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Can I just say, Jan?- Yes? - Speed it up, love.

0:15:43 > 0:15:47I mean, I've seen shorter plays at the National Theatre.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50What was the last line?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Oh, we'd make a perfect pair...- Ohh.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Come on a date if you dare.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Just one last thing I have to say.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Meeting a legend has made my day.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Oh! It's a standing ovation.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Thank you.- Very sweet.- Ahh.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Now, you've been single for a while now, haven't you?

0:16:13 > 0:16:18- I've been single for 14 years. - Ohh. It's hard to believe.- I know.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20I mean, what I would say is, cut the poetry.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22LAUGHTER

0:16:27 > 0:16:30- Yeah.- And in that time, you've had a few dates.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32How many dates have you had?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Over 400.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36LAUGHTER

0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Over 400 dates.- Dates, yeah.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41So many, I'm told it can be quite tricky

0:16:41 > 0:16:43to keep track of all these men.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Well, the problem is, I talk to them on the internet,

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- and I forget to write it down - who I've spoke to.- Yes.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52So if I'm getting on well with them,

0:16:52 > 0:16:54I give them me phone number, you see?

0:16:54 > 0:16:58And then they ring me, but I don't know which one's ringing me.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Cos you've got a few on the go at the same time.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Yeah, they might say, "This is John."

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Well, there might be ten Johns.

0:17:04 > 0:17:08We have a word for you in Wales!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12But I get very confused.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Well, trim down the numbers, woman!

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- It's just chatting. You just chat with them on the Internet? - Oh, we chat, yes.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- There's nothing untoward? - Well, I do have a coffee.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26For the date. I got so fed up of wasting five days -

0:17:26 > 0:17:32- I didn't do Saturday and Sunday. - No, no.- So I did five in one day.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Five men in one day!

0:17:35 > 0:17:39I started at ten o'clock and I was home at three!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Because as soon as I see them sitting there,

0:17:43 > 0:17:45I just want to go home straight away.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47- Because they don't live up to your expectations?- No.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49All right, well, look, I've enjoyed the last hour or so

0:17:49 > 0:17:53chatting with you but we really do have to get on with the show

0:17:53 > 0:17:55if it's all right with you, so thank you for that, Jan.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Fascinating stuff!

0:18:00 > 0:18:02OK, James, here is your question.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Celebrities, start writing. - David is in straight away!

0:18:17 > 0:18:18David was like, wa-hey!

0:18:18 > 0:18:20LAUGHTER

0:18:20 > 0:18:24I have an arrangement, Mrs Brydon and I, we've each got a free pass.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25One free pass.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28If Keira Knightley should never make herself available to me

0:18:28 > 0:18:31for one night of passion, I'm allowed it.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33My wife has said, for her,

0:18:33 > 0:18:35it's Dave from work.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37LAUGHTER

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Tess, before making your millions,

0:18:45 > 0:18:47you originally wanted to be a nurse, didn't you?

0:18:47 > 0:18:52Well, I did and then I realised I had an irrational fear of blood.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Not good for a nurse. Mind you, I've watched Strictly.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56I think the way you are there with Bruce,

0:18:56 > 0:18:59you've kind of achieved your ambition, haven't you?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01LAUGHTER

0:19:03 > 0:19:06All right, let's take a look at what Tess said.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Tess said:

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Sellotape their mouth shut!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Ronnie, beavering away there.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20You and Anne have been together now for almost 50 years?

0:19:20 > 0:19:25Oh, 50 years, yes, and it's been lovely forever.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26A happy marriage.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Fantastic.- Isn't that nice? 50 years.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31APPLAUSE

0:19:34 > 0:19:35When we first met of course,

0:19:35 > 0:19:38when we were at the...which was Danny La Rue's,

0:19:38 > 0:19:41the, er... it wasn't called Danny's then.

0:19:41 > 0:19:42It was Winston's, wasn't it? Yes, the club.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44If you want to sit here and I...

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I wouldn't mind, it would be easier, wouldn't it?

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Come on, you go up there. I'll sit here.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- You stand there, I'll sit here. - Yes, and you worked in the nightclub?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55IN RONNIE'S VOICE: Well, I started out working...

0:19:55 > 0:19:58I worked at Winston's nightclub with Danny La Rue,

0:19:58 > 0:20:01that's where I was originally.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm doing Ronnie Corbett!

0:20:03 > 0:20:06LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:20:09 > 0:20:13All right, the question is: In a recent survey,

0:20:13 > 0:20:16what did 20% of men say they would do to their partner

0:20:16 > 0:20:19if they could get away with it? And Ronnie Corbett says...

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Leave wet towels everywhere.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28It's a very modest ambition, Ron, but, er... Kian,

0:20:28 > 0:20:29Ken!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31You're a charmer.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34You could get away with anything, get away with murder.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37I think it's fair to say Westlife have murdered a few songs in their time!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Where were you, David?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50Where were you when your friend, hanging off a cliff...

0:20:50 > 0:20:55- I was way over here!- You didn't even try to save me, did you?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57My mother was right about you!

0:20:57 > 0:21:02Kian Egan, you were a heartthrob once, weren't you?

0:21:02 > 0:21:05AUDIENCE: Awwww!

0:21:05 > 0:21:07- No, you were in a boy band. - I was in a boy band.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09WHISTLE FROM AUDIENCE

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Yes, I think that was for me!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Kian says...

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Stay in the pub.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Stay in the pub. All right!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23So, what's Kate Silverton thinking?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26She's given us her answer -

0:21:26 > 0:21:29change their sense of humour.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32That's an interesting one, OK, that's interesting.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Look what he's written.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38David says:

0:21:47 > 0:21:51You can get... You can get the Simon Cowell mask.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55So, let's see all the answers together.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58There we are, that's your guess list.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Are you going to go with any of those?

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Or are you going to choose your own? What do you think?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Well, Rob, there's some really good answers.- Thank you!- Really?!

0:22:10 > 0:22:12I was tempted to go with my own

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- but I have to say I'm not one of those 20%.- Right, OK.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19That's to trade them in for a younger model.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Let's have a look. What would men do to their partner

0:22:25 > 0:22:28if they could get away with it? The answer is...

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Track them using GPS?!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38What a bizarre answer.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41At any one time, I know exactly where my wife is.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45She's living in Manchester with her fitness instructor!

0:22:45 > 0:22:49James, wrong, I'm afraid. No points for you. Jan, come on now, Jan.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Right.- Pull your finger out here, let's do it.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Celebrity question time and yours, you'll be pleased to hear,

0:22:56 > 0:22:58is from Ronnie.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01IN RONNIE'S VOICE: I wonder what this is going to be.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08Ah! When I was a young lad, my Aunt Nell

0:23:08 > 0:23:12paid two guineas for me to do what kind of course?

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Oh! When he was a young lad, Ronnie Corbett's Aunt Nell

0:23:16 > 0:23:20paid two guineas for him to do some kind of a course.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Celebrities, start writing your answers down.

0:23:23 > 0:23:28I signed up for a course in how to spot consumer fraud.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30It cost £5,000, the teacher never turned up!

0:23:30 > 0:23:33LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:23:37 > 0:23:41You just wait now, Ron, you wait while we all wonder what this is.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Right.- Kian, I heard a lovely story about you.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46This is a lovely story about Kian. There was somebody... This is true, isn't it?

0:23:46 > 0:23:50Somebody who was in a coma in hospital, and they were played

0:23:50 > 0:23:53some Westlife music and it brought them out of the coma. Isn't that true?

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- I think so.- Isn't that lovely? Yeah? Yeah?

0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Well done. - APPLAUSE

0:24:00 > 0:24:02They got up out of the bed, went over to the side

0:24:02 > 0:24:04and turned the CD off!

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Tess, we're just waiting for you now.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Yes, a little clue would be nice, or something.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19- Jan needs a little bit of help. - Jan does need a bit of help.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23Tess, you're such a fair-minded person. That's lovely.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- It won't necessarily be this one, Jan.- Might not be.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Right, let's have a look. I'm going to start with David.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Ronnie Corbett's Aunt Nell when he was a little boy,

0:24:34 > 0:24:37tiny little boy, she paid for him to go on a course.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40What was the course? And David says...

0:24:40 > 0:24:42LAUGHTER

0:24:44 > 0:24:47She thought she'd enter him for the Grand National.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50- As a jockey.- Yes.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53David has given us a stupid answer, that will be no use to you

0:24:53 > 0:24:56at all, Jan. Kate Silverton. Now, Kate.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58I'm not sure this is going to help Jan either. Sorry.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Well, I can see where you're going with this actually, Kate. I can.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Kate thinks the course was for...

0:25:03 > 0:25:07cookery, because Ronnie loves his baking, loves his cooking

0:25:07 > 0:25:10so that's a possibility. Kian Egan.

0:25:10 > 0:25:15- Yes.- You think that Aunt Nell paid for Ronnie to go on...

0:25:15 > 0:25:18an acting course as a young lad. All right.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20We've got Tess of course, the last one.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- Could it be this one?- Do you know, cooking was my first thought

0:25:23 > 0:25:25before you wrote that.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Well, it's in the lap of the gods, Tess, it really is.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33Aunt Nell paid for Ronnie to go on a course. Is it this one?

0:25:33 > 0:25:34Here's what Tess thinks.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40To make him taller! All right.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42There's your guess list.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Ronnie, those answers are in now so you can write the real answer down.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Right.- Jan, let's take a look at them.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52Acting, cookery, racecourse, or to make him taller.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56- Well, the last two are not right. - Are you sure about that, Jan?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59No, I'm not sure.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03See, I thought cookery was very good.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04He's a very good chef.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07So he well could have gone on a cookery course, couldn't he?

0:26:07 > 0:26:09- Yes, could've done, yes. - Could've been that.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11What are you going to go for?

0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Could have done, couldn't he? - Could've done.- Couldn't he?

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Well, he's written his answer down. What are you going to say, Jan?

0:26:16 > 0:26:21I don't know, I'm a bit sort of... You've put me off now with the...

0:26:21 > 0:26:23LAUGHTER

0:26:23 > 0:26:24So it's my fault?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Tell you what, after spending a bit of time with you,

0:26:28 > 0:26:31those 400 dates don't seem that many actually!

0:26:38 > 0:26:40I think I might go for Tess.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42To make him taller.

0:26:42 > 0:26:45Aunt Nell paid for Ronnie to do what kind of course?

0:26:45 > 0:26:47The answer is...

0:26:47 > 0:26:49to make him taller! yes!

0:26:54 > 0:26:56And Ronnie...

0:26:56 > 0:26:58we're all wondering, did it work?

0:27:01 > 0:27:04All right, Jan, that gives you a point.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08OK, James, you're next.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12It's a celebrity question for you and it's coming from Kian.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14You've got a lovely, glittery envelope there, Kian.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Westlife are known for their ballads

0:27:16 > 0:27:20but when do I like to be known as Mr Rock?

0:27:20 > 0:27:23Ooh! Celebrities, get writing.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26When do you think he might want to go under that alias,

0:27:26 > 0:27:28or that pseudonym?

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Hey, Jan, Mr Rock!

0:27:30 > 0:27:33If you saw that profile on the Internet,

0:27:33 > 0:27:34you'd be there like a shot!

0:27:34 > 0:27:37- Have a little think about it. - Can you repeat the question?

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Yes, of course I will, Ronnie. Of course I will.

0:27:40 > 0:27:44Kian is in Westlife, they're known for their ballads. Dreadful songs!

0:27:44 > 0:27:49- But sometimes he likes to be known... - LAUGHTER

0:27:49 > 0:27:52He likes to be known as Mr Rock. Sometimes. So the question is,

0:27:52 > 0:27:56in what circumstances does he like to be known as Mr Rock?

0:27:56 > 0:27:59- Right.- Would you like me to do it for you?- Yes.

0:27:59 > 0:28:00All right!

0:28:03 > 0:28:05There we are.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08If there's anything else I can do to make your stay more enjoyable,

0:28:08 > 0:28:09please just say.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12David, nicknames. Nicknames, pseudonyms.

0:28:12 > 0:28:13Did you've a nickname at school?

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Big Jessie, something along those lines?

0:28:16 > 0:28:18I had, erm...

0:28:18 > 0:28:20At school I was called Daphne,

0:28:20 > 0:28:23and believe it or not I was quite effeminate as a child.

0:28:25 > 0:28:29- Did it bother you, David?- I embraced it and I made a career out of it.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31APPLAUSE

0:28:33 > 0:28:35OK, so...

0:28:35 > 0:28:39Why does Kian sometimes like to be known as Mr Rock?

0:28:39 > 0:28:41David thinks it's...

0:28:41 > 0:28:46when dressed as The Rock. Dwayne Johnson, The Rock.

0:28:46 > 0:28:51He has a sideline because the music has dried up, he dresses up.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54I think that's very likely, I really do.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56Kate Silverton. Oh, Kate.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58Let's have a look at her answer.

0:28:58 > 0:29:02She thinks he likes to be known as Mr Rock in the bath or shower.

0:29:02 > 0:29:04Don't give her any encouragement, please.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07Am I allowed to clarify my answer just in case anyone thinks

0:29:07 > 0:29:10- that I'm being rude? - Please do, Kate, please do.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13I just thought that you have an alter ego and that's the time that

0:29:13 > 0:29:15it comes out, because you can sing your ballads in the shower.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18- That was all I meant!- Oh, like singing rock songs in the shower.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20So he sings rock songs in the shower.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Just in case my mum thinks I've suddenly gone off...

0:29:26 > 0:29:31He sings rock songs and he's aroused at the same time.

0:29:31 > 0:29:35I wondered how long it would be before filth came from your mouth.

0:29:35 > 0:29:38I was amazed you've lasted as long as you have, to be honest.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42- I used to play a game in the bath. - Oh, no, no, no.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47We talked about this in the dressing room.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50This is Saturday night, BBC One!

0:29:50 > 0:29:53- I used to play a game called Lighthouses.- No, no.

0:29:55 > 0:29:56What does that involve?

0:29:56 > 0:29:59Well, I basically would lie on my back and I'd have these toy boats,

0:29:59 > 0:30:03you see, and they would have to not go near the lighthouse.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:30:11 > 0:30:13It's a lighthouse and there are these big boulders.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15The boat could crash.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18There were quite a few boating disasters

0:30:18 > 0:30:22and I think the enquiry surmised that the lighthouse was inadequate!

0:30:22 > 0:30:24LAUGHTER

0:30:26 > 0:30:29Tess Daly, before you rose to prominence,

0:30:29 > 0:30:33- you spent about 10 years as a model, didn't you?- I did.

0:30:33 > 0:30:34A very successful model,

0:30:34 > 0:30:37something that I've always thought of dabbling with.

0:30:37 > 0:30:38CHUCKLING FROM AUDIENCE

0:30:38 > 0:30:41Well, that's unkind, isn't it, that reaction?

0:30:41 > 0:30:46I think I would be a good catalogue model, you know, that sort of thing.

0:30:46 > 0:30:50And I think together, we could portray...

0:30:50 > 0:30:53- Don't laugh, you rude woman! - Shall we try it?

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Ooh, look, she's bloody keen, isn't she?

0:30:55 > 0:30:58Come on, let's have a go over here. Come over here with me, Tess.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00Come on, let's be catalogue models together.

0:31:00 > 0:31:03We're asking people to believe that I've landed...

0:31:03 > 0:31:04Shall we strike a pose?

0:31:04 > 0:31:06We've got to act like we sort of love each other a little bit.

0:31:06 > 0:31:10- Yes.- We're married perhaps, or we're a couple?

0:31:10 > 0:31:12- I love your suit, you love my dress.- Yes.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17And we're looking at something in the distance.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19She's quite bossy, isn't she?

0:31:19 > 0:31:23I've got to try and look, you know, romantic.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25Could you stoop a little bit?

0:31:25 > 0:31:28Because I'm not as tall as... A bit more.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Just stoop a bit more.

0:31:30 > 0:31:32LAUGHTER

0:31:32 > 0:31:35No, no, no, no.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38It's not...

0:31:38 > 0:31:40It's not that sort of photo shoot!

0:31:40 > 0:31:43LAUGHTER

0:31:43 > 0:31:46APPLAUSE

0:31:46 > 0:31:51So, when does Kian Egan like to be known as Mr Rock?

0:31:51 > 0:31:53Tess says...

0:31:53 > 0:31:56When he's watching the wrestling on the telly, so back to...

0:31:56 > 0:32:00- The Rock.- Dwayne Johnson, The Rock, the famous actor.

0:32:00 > 0:32:04Ronnie Corbett, and we'll never know what prompted him to come

0:32:04 > 0:32:06- up with this.- No, no, I never know.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09Ronnie Corbett thinks that Kian likes to be known

0:32:09 > 0:32:11as Mr Rock when...

0:32:13 > 0:32:15- When he's in a hotel.- That's right.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18- So he's under a pseudonym. - Yes.- An alias.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22- Have you ever used a pseudonym in a hotel?- No, no need. No need.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26I just say Rob Brydon, they go, "whatever".

0:32:26 > 0:32:30Well I did it when we were on the Little Britain tour, me and Matt.

0:32:30 > 0:32:34We were told we should have them so I chose James Bond.

0:32:34 > 0:32:38And so people would say, "Welcome to the hotel, Mr Bond."

0:32:39 > 0:32:43- I loved it so much! - All right, there's your guess list.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Now then, those answers are locked in, Kian,

0:32:45 > 0:32:47so you can write your own down now.

0:32:47 > 0:32:51James, what are you thinking? You can go your own way, remember.

0:32:51 > 0:32:54When I looked at that I thought maybe

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Ronnie might have the right answer.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58- You think what, checking into hotels?- Checking into hotels.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01- All right, so you're going to say hotels?- Hotels.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04I wish you a lot of luck. Kian, he's written it down.

0:33:04 > 0:33:08When does Kian like to be known as Mr Rock? The answer is...

0:33:08 > 0:33:10It's his name in hotels!

0:33:10 > 0:33:12APPLAUSE

0:33:12 > 0:33:14Thank you, thank you.

0:33:16 > 0:33:19Wow, James, you're correct.

0:33:19 > 0:33:21You've won a point, well done,

0:33:21 > 0:33:25and we've reached the stage in the evening when we find out who's

0:33:25 > 0:33:28going to be playing for the prize so let's take a look at the scores.

0:33:30 > 0:33:33Goodness me! It's a draw!

0:33:35 > 0:33:37Which means that we need a tie-break question.

0:33:37 > 0:33:39Now here's how it's going to work.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42I'm going to ask you both the same question and this time I want

0:33:42 > 0:33:45you to write down your answers on the pads in front of you.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47The answer is a number.

0:33:47 > 0:33:52Whoever is closest will go through to play for a lovely prize, OK?

0:33:52 > 0:33:54Let's take a look at the question.

0:34:03 > 0:34:07So the closest thousand pounds. Get thinking.

0:34:09 > 0:34:10It's exciting, isn't it?

0:34:10 > 0:34:14- It is!- Let's take a look at what you've said.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17Jan has gone for £18,000, James has gone for 25,000.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20That's a lot of money! Let's see who's closest.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23The actual amount is...

0:34:23 > 0:34:26Oh! Bang on, Jan, well done!

0:34:26 > 0:34:28Jan is the winner.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30So sorry, we've got to say goodbye to you.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32Thank you very much for coming on.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34Jan, you're going through to play for the prize.

0:34:42 > 0:34:44Jan, well done.

0:34:44 > 0:34:48- Marvellous!- You're just seconds away from a prize.

0:34:48 > 0:34:51- This is going to have those men running after you.- I'm so excited!

0:34:51 > 0:34:53And you knew the cost of the wedding,

0:34:53 > 0:34:55you've obviously done some research.

0:34:57 > 0:34:59We're in the final.

0:34:59 > 0:35:01This is where Jan has the chance to win a great prize

0:35:01 > 0:35:05and for the final question, the answer is a number. OK?

0:35:05 > 0:35:09Now, our star panel will give us their guesses as well.

0:35:09 > 0:35:12Before we go any further, would you like to know what your prize is?

0:35:12 > 0:35:13Oh, I would! Yes.

0:35:13 > 0:35:17All right. Jan, you've been single, as you know, for 14 years.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22If you get this right, you can marry Ronnie Corbett!

0:35:22 > 0:35:24- Not quite.- No.

0:35:24 > 0:35:26He's got a lovely wife.

0:35:26 > 0:35:27He's got a lovely wife, he has,

0:35:27 > 0:35:33- and I think, even if he didn't, he wouldn't marry you.- Thank you!

0:35:33 > 0:35:37You've been single for 14 years and you've been on over 400 dates

0:35:37 > 0:35:42without much luck so we'd love to send you away on a singles

0:35:42 > 0:35:45holiday especially for the more mature single.

0:35:45 > 0:35:48- Oh, I would like that. - Isn't that lovely? Yes!

0:35:48 > 0:35:50APPLAUSE

0:35:53 > 0:35:54Here's your question.

0:36:04 > 0:36:08Goodness me. Celebrities, get writing.

0:36:08 > 0:36:09Think carefully

0:36:09 > 0:36:14because you've got this singles holiday hanging in the balance here.

0:36:14 > 0:36:17- This could change your life.- I know, I could meet the man of my dreams.

0:36:17 > 0:36:19You could! Everybody answered?

0:36:19 > 0:36:21All done, OK.

0:36:26 > 0:36:29Kian says 10%.

0:36:29 > 0:36:31Kate says 15.

0:36:31 > 0:36:35David says 0%, what a gentleman.

0:36:35 > 0:36:37Tess says 15%,

0:36:37 > 0:36:40and Ronnie says 20%.

0:36:40 > 0:36:41Now, have those in your mind.

0:36:41 > 0:36:45We're going to give you the right answer and a wrong answer

0:36:45 > 0:36:47so you've got a 50-50 chance.

0:36:47 > 0:36:49Let's have a look at the figures Jan is going to choose from.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52It's either 49% or 79%.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55Oh, dear! AUDIENCE GASPS

0:36:55 > 0:36:59So both of those are way higher than anything our panel has said.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01What do you think?

0:37:01 > 0:37:03Well, if you love somebody I don't think you'd dump them just

0:37:03 > 0:37:06because they're a little bit fat.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08It's a significant amount of weight.

0:37:11 > 0:37:14You know people. You met a lot of people when you were in Jan's

0:37:14 > 0:37:17Unisex, and you've met a lot of men since then so...

0:37:17 > 0:37:19you know people!

0:37:19 > 0:37:21Yeah.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23I don't really like very fat men.

0:37:23 > 0:37:25LAUGHTER

0:37:25 > 0:37:27Sorry, David, sorry.

0:37:27 > 0:37:30Why she'd choose to have a go at you at this stage in the evening

0:37:30 > 0:37:32is beyond me.

0:37:33 > 0:37:37So, bear in mind now, both of those are way higher than that.

0:37:37 > 0:37:41- Yeah, yeah.- What are you going to say?- It's difficult.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44- I'm going to go for the 49. - You're going to say its 49%.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47OK, let's lock that score in.

0:37:47 > 0:37:50- I hope you get it.- I hope so!- I hope you go on that lovely singles trip

0:37:50 > 0:37:53and meet somebody lovely, and you open a new salon together.

0:37:53 > 0:37:56I don't think that'll happen!

0:37:56 > 0:37:58LAUGHTER

0:37:58 > 0:38:00No, I don't want to go back to work.

0:38:00 > 0:38:01I like doing what I do.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04And you do it very well.

0:38:04 > 0:38:07All right, so Jan is saying 49 %.

0:38:07 > 0:38:08Fingers crossed.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11In a recent survey, the actual percentage of men that said they

0:38:11 > 0:38:13would dump their girlfriend

0:38:13 > 0:38:16if she gained a significant amount of weight is...

0:38:16 > 0:38:17Yes!

0:38:17 > 0:38:19APPLAUSE

0:38:20 > 0:38:22Well done, Jan. Fantastic!

0:38:22 > 0:38:26You've won the singles holiday for the more mature dater.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28That's all from us tonight.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31Very well done to Jan, and thanks to Kian Egan!

0:38:33 > 0:38:35Kate Silverton!

0:38:35 > 0:38:38David Walliams!

0:38:38 > 0:38:40Ronnie Corbett!

0:38:40 > 0:38:42And Tess Daly!

0:38:44 > 0:38:46Thank you for watching. Good night!