0:00:12 > 0:00:17APPLAUSE
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Hello!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Thank you, thank you. Thank you.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Such kindness. Such kindness.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Good evening and welcome to The Guess List,
0:00:31 > 0:00:34the show that features big prizes, top celebrities
0:00:34 > 0:00:37and a host with a flimsy grip on reality.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Let's meet tonight's stars!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42He's our new apprentice, Nick Hewer.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50She's a guest I prepared earlier - it's Helen Skelton!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55He's the head of the House of Fools, Bob Mortimer!
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Sherlock's better-looking brother, Eamonn Holmes!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07And she makes mornings bearable, Kate Garraway!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Please.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Look at that...oh!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Oh, lovely.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24There they are - our panel. Four top-notch celebrities
0:01:24 > 0:01:27and one reserve we were too embarrassed to stand down.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Eamonn Holmes.- How are you?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35One of the country's top presenters
0:01:35 > 0:01:39is married to you and we have a photograph. Let's have a look.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Look at that!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Goodness! And what on earth are you doing there?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47That was all in the line of duty.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49It was a different climate then, wasn't it? Let's be honest.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54You're sat next to Helen Skelton.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55- ALL:- Ooh!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Lovely to see you, Helen! - Thank you for having me.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I'm nervous after seeing that.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05No, there's...no, we've nothing like that. Because YOU
0:02:05 > 0:02:09have lived a blameless life, you see. As an ex-Blue Peter presenter,
0:02:09 > 0:02:13you have to, don't you? You have to!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Your nickname - Miss Adventure.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Apparently so, yeah.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22Not preceded by "death by", as it often is.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Have you always been a daredevil, Helen?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27No, I think I was just the only one who didn't say no.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31That sounds wrong...!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Eamonn's perked up, hasn't he?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37And look who's there next to you.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Ladies and gentlemen, the star of House of Fools.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41The brilliant Bob Mortimer.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43APPLAUSE
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- How are you, Bob?- Very well. Nice to see you.- Great to see you.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49From House of Fools to Studio of Idiots.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Yeah. Making you the village idiot, obviously.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- ALL:- Ooh!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56See how a crowd can turn so quickly.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Bob, Bob, Bob... Nick Hewer, ladies and gentlemen.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Nick, your business mantra, cos you have one -
0:03:11 > 0:03:13"Doing nothing is not an option".
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Hasn't stopped Eamonn.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19LAUGHTER
0:03:19 > 0:03:21What does it mean, Nick? What does it mean?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It means that you must never stop.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28You've just got to carry on and on and on and on and on.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29LAUGHTER
0:03:29 > 0:03:31How do you get off?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33LAUGHTER
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Well, I mean...we all have our own particular tastes, don't we?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42But that's only part of the story, because now -
0:03:42 > 0:03:47Countdown as well. You must be loving that.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Countdown is a great show.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50There's no money prizes.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52It's an intelligent show. It's a great show.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55It's a great show and I'm very proud to be involved.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58But primarily for the unemployed and the old.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04If you had to narrow it down to what it really was.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08You can give us all that guff if you want, Nick, but we all know.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14And I have to say also, I mean, I was thinking earlier - Countdown.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I mean, it's an insensitive title for a man of your years!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Anyway, welcome to the show. Lovely to see you.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Kate Garraway is here. Kate, you look fantastic.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- You said once, Kate... - Right.- And I quote...
0:04:30 > 0:04:32"I love my job," you said.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35"It's preposterous that I get paid money to do it."
0:04:35 > 0:04:38You're not the only one thinking that.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41How do you deal with the early mornings? It must be hellish!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Yes, I know. It's the alarm clock going off that's bad.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45What time do you get up?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- I get up really early. I get up about 2.30, 2.40...- Oh!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I know, I know. Horribly early.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52So does Nick, but for different reasons.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57There's our panel of stars for tonight.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58But who is playing the game?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Let's meet the contestants. Ladies and gentlemen, Michala and Alex.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03CHEERING
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Now then, Michala, where are you from?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I'm from Reading, Berkshire.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12From Reading in Berkshire.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14CHEERING
0:05:14 > 0:05:16And what do you do?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I'm an IT asset coordinator during the day,
0:05:19 > 0:05:23and then, Mondays and Tuesdays in the evening, I'm a barmaid.
0:05:23 > 0:05:28And then, later on, at the weekends, I'm a dance teacher.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Goodness me.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Goodness me. Well, I mean...
0:05:32 > 0:05:37They say the young people of this country struggle to find employment.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Is it any wonder when people like this
0:05:40 > 0:05:42are doing three jobs?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44LAUGHTER
0:05:44 > 0:05:46And we're lucky that you're here at all,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48because you are quite accident prone,
0:05:48 > 0:05:51in a very dramatic way. Wait until you hear this.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Yes, I have a tendency to fall down holes.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Talk us through it.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I was in a show, it was a panto.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00And I was doing the cancan.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04And I happened to get the position that was on top of the trap door.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- No!- So, as we was doing the cancan,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- the trap door accidentally opened.- No!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11And it was a case of one minute I was there, the next minute, I was gone.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13LAUGHTER
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Once I got back up and I stood there, I went like this.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17And I got a standing ovation.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh, well, good for you. Good for you!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21APPLAUSE
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Thank you.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26And you're seated next to Alex.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Now, Alex, where are you from?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30I live in Newcastle upon Tyne!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32A FEW AUDIENCE MEMBERS: Woo!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Well, you said it as though you anticipated a round of applause.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Yeah.- And you almost got one.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- It was worth a try, yeah. - What do you do up there?
0:06:39 > 0:06:44I study on the country's only folk and traditional music degree.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45LAUGHTER
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Whoa, whoa. Slow down.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51This sounds suspiciously like media studies to me.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57And, you are very fond of a very particular type of dancing?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58I am, yes.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Well, I'm a morris dancer, you see.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04What sort of music are you into?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06LAUGHTER
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Well, I'm a bit partial to a bit of Lady Gaga.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12How on earth does Lady Gaga
0:07:12 > 0:07:15come into your thinking when you're morris dancing
0:07:15 > 0:07:17and listening to folk music?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Don't you think you'd really like to see Lady Gaga morris dance?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22No!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I'd be happy if I never saw her do anything else again.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- And, you're going to get married?- Yes.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31So, will morris dancing be a big part of the ceremony?
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Absolutely no morris dancers allowed at the ceremony.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36LAUGHTER
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ladies and gentlemen, Michala and Alex.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Now, then...
0:07:42 > 0:07:45here's how it's going to work.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49I'm going to ask you some questions, OK, about life in the UK.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Our glittering array of stars are going to help you.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54They are going to write down their suggestions.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56You can use one of their guesses if you want to,
0:07:56 > 0:07:58or you can come up with your own.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Whoever does the best will go through to the final,
0:08:00 > 0:08:04for the chance to win a very special personalised prize.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05OK?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Alex, you're first.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Let's have a look at your question.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20This is a tricky one.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Celebrities, get writing.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Their first date regret.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Eamonn Holmes,
0:08:27 > 0:08:30been in this business now 30 years.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31- Yes.- A long time.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Some would say too long.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34LAUGHTER
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Aww!- But I, I love your show.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- I watch it every morning.- Do you?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Homes Under the Hammer.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43LAUGHTER
0:08:43 > 0:08:47But you're an alco... Sorry, workaholic, aren't you? You are.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Nobody... It's known within the television world
0:08:50 > 0:08:53that nobody works as hard as Eamonn Holmes.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54- Yeah.- Why?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Cos I'm cheaper than everybody else. I just have to work harder.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Do you remember?- Yes.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01LAUGHTER
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Most things.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05The Crimean War?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Well, there's one going on now.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Oh, yeah, that was the wrong one to pick, wasn't it? I'm sorry!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Of all the wars I could have mentioned, in my head,
0:09:16 > 0:09:20I was just thinking, "Pick a war from a long time ago."
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Helen Skelton, this woman has canoed
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- the entire length of the Amazon, am I right?- Yes...- Wow.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I did 2018 miles, yes.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Is that the whole distance?- No.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38So, you didn't row the whole distance?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40LAUGHTER
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- But you went more or less all the way down the Amazon?- Yeah.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45And did you find where they keep all the books?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47LAUGHTER
0:09:47 > 0:09:50What, what? Let's have a look at Helen's answer.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Now, the question is...
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Helen says...
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Eating...- Corn on the cob. - Eating corn on the cob!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I went on personal experience, and that's a mistake.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Shoving food at your face and gnawing it like a rat is not attractive.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09LAUGHTER
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- And A lot of it stays there, doesn't it?- Yeah.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14If you want it to taste good, you need butter, and obviously that's...
0:10:14 > 0:10:17It's a fine line between seductive and just messy, isn't it?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Eamonn's just loving the description, in all honesty.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Bob, first date? Do you remember the first date?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27My first date was behind an electricity substation.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29LAUGHTER
0:10:29 > 0:10:30It was the most private place that
0:10:30 > 0:10:32a young couple could meet up where I lived.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Where was that, then? - In Middlesbrough.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37- That was your first date? - That was my first date.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38You've got confidence!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Oh, thank you very much. To introduce them to electricity?
0:10:41 > 0:10:42LAUGHTER
0:10:42 > 0:10:44And how old were you when this was happening?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- 13, 14.- Oooh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- That's pretty young, isn't it? - Yeah, yeah.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Aww, do you know where she is now?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54She's a policewoman, but I don't know where.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57She's gone under the witness protection scheme?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Could be, could be.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02On a first date, Bob says...
0:11:02 > 0:11:07Wearing leather jumpsuit and cowboy boots.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09LAUGHTER
0:11:09 > 0:11:13I kind of meant it, Rob, as like just wearing the wrong outfit.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Wearing the wrong outfit. Have you ever worn that?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19No, but I've been with people who have.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21LAUGHTER
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Nick Hewer, first date.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26For you, this is much a memory test as anything else.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28LAUGHTER
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Tell us about the first date, the big problem,
0:11:31 > 0:11:33where to park the penny farthing.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Do you remember it?- I do, actually.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41She opened a can of dog food...
0:11:43 > 0:11:46And scoo... It was at her house.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Parents were away. - Paint a picture. When was this?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Ooh...
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Shortly after the war.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Which one?
0:11:58 > 0:12:02Anyway, she put her hand in the tin of dog meat
0:12:02 > 0:12:04and scooped it out with her hand.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09And that really killed it for me.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Yeah.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12I got over the dog food.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16And then, of course, she delivered the devastating put-down.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Which is in my answer. Heartbreaking.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Nick's answer is...
0:12:21 > 0:12:23She said "never".
0:12:23 > 0:12:25AUDIENCE: Aww!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Was she saying "Never in a million years?"- Yeah, yeah.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Well, do you know what?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32If she's watching this now, with her little cold,
0:12:32 > 0:12:34wet nose pressed up against the screen...
0:12:34 > 0:12:36LAUGHTER
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Her tail wagging.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43She's regretting it now, isn't she? Yeah!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Kate Garraway, let's have a look at your answer.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51The biggest first date regret. Kate says...
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- Turning up.- Furring up. Oh, turning up!
0:12:55 > 0:12:56- Turning up.- Yeah.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59So, if it's been a bad first date, you just think,
0:12:59 > 0:13:00- "I wish I'd never gone."- Yes.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03I think about 31% of them I have regretted, yeah.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Have you had a high number of first dates?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07LAUGHTER
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Now, Eamonn?- Yes.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Eamonn, Ruth has said it took you 12 years to
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- get down on bended knee.- Yes.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17And a trained chiropractor to get you back up.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Yes. Yes.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Tell us about the first date. I know a little bit about this.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25You saw Ruth on a street corner.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26That's absolutely right! I did!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28How much? How much?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31LAUGHTER
0:13:31 > 0:13:32How much do you remember?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35How much do you remember?
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I was driving past the street corner and there was this lovely,
0:13:38 > 0:13:41statuesque blonde and I remember thinking,
0:13:41 > 0:13:44"Wow, where could you go to meet a girl like that?"
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Well, the street corner.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48And I turned round the corner, parked the car,
0:13:48 > 0:13:50she came walking up to my car.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52And she said, "Hello, are you Eamonn?"
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Oh, hang on...
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Eamonn, love, I really don't want to be the one to tell you...
0:13:59 > 0:14:01She walked up to the car and said, "Hello, sweetheart?"
0:14:01 > 0:14:03She was the spotter.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06She was sent out of the house that I was turning up to to make sure
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I wasn't going to get lost.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09So, she came over to the car?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Yeah, and she said, "Hiya, are you Eamonn?" She knew who I was.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14She so knew who I was.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Cos you were already on the television, you'd already
0:14:16 > 0:14:18worked your way into the hearts
0:14:18 > 0:14:21of a very small percentage of the nation.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24But the first date, that wasn't a date. Where did you take her?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27The first date was four years after that.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Why four years? - Where was the first date?
0:14:30 > 0:14:31She'll kill me for this.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Are you telling me you genuinely cannot remember
0:14:34 > 0:14:36your first date with your wife?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- I don't remember any official... - First kiss.- First kiss?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Yes, I remember that.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42LAUGHTER
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I can even remember where she placed it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49LAUGHTER
0:14:51 > 0:14:54We're going to take his answer.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58So, Eamonn, when asked what was the biggest first date regret,
0:14:58 > 0:14:59he says...
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Paying the...
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Not in my case. I'm very generous.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07But I reckon a lot of people think, "What a waste of time and effort."
0:15:07 > 0:15:10It didn't get them anywhere in terms of...
0:15:10 > 0:15:13It didn't lead to anything.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14You old romantic, you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Let's have a look at all those answers.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Now, there we are. Alex, that's the guess list.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22You don't have to go with any of those if you don't want to.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24You are a forward-thinking morris dancer.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26You can go your own way.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27What are you thinking?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I think I'm not going to go with any of those. Sorry.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I reckon, because I'm a huge wuss when it comes to dating,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35until I met my fiancee.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38And I think the biggest regret would be not holding hands or
0:15:38 > 0:15:40touching or something like that.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Grabbing her, is what you're saying?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Getting a good grip so she can't escape.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Gentle, just if you're walking down the street, holding your hand.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I think that's a very special moment.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Not making a move, that's it. - Are you going to say that?- Yep.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57What did Brits say was their biggest first date regret? The answer is...
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Oh!- Yeah!- Wow!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03That's good. Well done, Alex, you're correct
0:16:03 > 0:16:05and you get a point.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Now then, Michala, you're next.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Let's take a look at Michala's question.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16According to a recent survey... Oh, dear...
0:16:19 > 0:16:21LAUGHTER
0:16:21 > 0:16:25I shudder to think what Eamonn is going to say.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Celebrities, get writing.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30My wife doesn't like it when I'm in the bedroom...
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Anyway...
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Let's go and find out.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Helen Skelton?- Yes.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- Now, is Helen your real name?- Yeah.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Or was that chosen for you by the Blue Peter viewers?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44LAUGHTER
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I've not watched Blue Peter for a while,
0:16:47 > 0:16:49because I'm a grown adult.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Do they still use sticky-backed plastic?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52I know you're not on it any more,
0:16:52 > 0:16:55but you were a big part of its success.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57We always had an argument about it, cos the editors used to say,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00"People don't want to make stuff any more." That's not true.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Kids want to make stuff if it's cool.- I agree.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03I once made a fake dog poo...
0:17:03 > 0:17:05LAUGHTER
0:17:05 > 0:17:06..and the website crashed,
0:17:06 > 0:17:08cos seven-year-olds love that kind of thing.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10How do you make a fake dog poo?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Yoghurt pot upside down, roll up some newspaper, wrap it around it,
0:17:13 > 0:17:16paint porridge oats and glue and then paint it brown.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Oh, yeah...
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I made a fox one the other day,
0:17:20 > 0:17:22but I just used a Mars bar.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24The heat melted...
0:17:24 > 0:17:28I thought you said there you made a fox poo out of a Mars bar.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I must have misheard you.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33You're in the right area, but I made a fox poo out of...
0:17:33 > 0:17:35By feeding him a Mars bar?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37LAUGHTER
0:17:38 > 0:17:41No, I put it on top of a football
0:17:41 > 0:17:43to discourage a fox from playing football.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Why would you do that? - Well, it worked.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I'll be very honest, it's not making sense to me.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50It might be making sense to you.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52You made the poo of a fox...
0:17:52 > 0:17:55I was asked how to get a fox out of a garden,
0:17:55 > 0:17:58and I was told that the lure was having the football there.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03Someone told you that a football was attracting the fox?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Was he coming in wearing his shorts and his boots?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07LAUGHTER
0:18:07 > 0:18:10The thing is, Rob, the theory is that a fox can't resist a football.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Foxes don't like football! - Well, they do...
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Well, they don't know the rules of the official game.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20But sometimes the ball was in the net in the morning.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24We had a fox in our garden, because we used to find squirrels' heads.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26So my dad used to... We all got...
0:18:26 > 0:18:29That means you've got squirrels in your garden.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33No, but my dad gathered us all round the garden, we were really excited,
0:18:33 > 0:18:36when we were kids, to see this little squirrel poking out of a hole.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40He was there for ages, and we thought, "That is tame."
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Oh, no!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43And, so my dad then went out to the garden,
0:18:43 > 0:18:46kicked a football across the garden to see if it moved
0:18:46 > 0:18:48and its head just rolled.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51LAUGHTER
0:18:51 > 0:18:52All right, let's have a look.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56So what does Helen Skelton say is the number one
0:18:56 > 0:18:58cause of an argument in bed.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Let's have a look.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- Wearing what?- Tights.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Not women's tights! - Wearing tights?!- Not...
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Like, compression tights. But I didn't have time to write that.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Wearing compression tights?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12LAUGHTER
0:19:12 > 0:19:14What are you talking about?!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I'll be very honest.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18The footballing fox is seeming a lot more reasonable.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Yeah, but my husband plays rugby.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25If he's got an injury, he has to wear compression types afterwards.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Right, OK.- To stop clotting?- Yeah.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29And it's just a bit weird.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32And you think, that across Britain...
0:19:32 > 0:19:35LAUGHTER
0:19:35 > 0:19:38..the number one cause of arguments in bed is,
0:19:38 > 0:19:43"Oh, the husband's wearing those bloody compression tights!"
0:19:43 > 0:19:45How common do you think it is?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48No, but... I was just trying to...
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Well, you should have tried a little harder!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I could write socks, or something, or knickers?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Give it a rest. Give it a rest.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Bob.- Hi.- Bob thinks it's...
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Who turns the light off. And when it gets turned off, as well.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- Yeah.- Cos some of us like lights, some of us don't.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Nick Hewer. Let's picture you in bed.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Yes.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Pyjamas? Or naked?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15I'm afraid it's no pyjamas.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Let's take a moment to conjure that up.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21OK.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Well, this is interesting, Bob.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Because, yes, Nick also says...
0:20:26 > 0:20:27"Lights on or off?"
0:20:27 > 0:20:30And which way does Mr Hewer lean?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32She's a farmer's daughter...
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Mr Hewer.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35LAUGHTER
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- And she gets up at 5:30 in the morning.- Does she?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40And I tend to stay up later. She goes to bed very early.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44As soon as I get into bed she says, "No talking!"
0:20:47 > 0:20:50That's all she says. "No talking!"
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- It's not a fun place.- No.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Is it a happy relationship?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58It's a fabulous relationship.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02I love her dearly. But no talking.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04LAUGHTER
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Now, your problem with bed, Kate, I imagine,
0:21:07 > 0:21:09is that you're rarely in it!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Not long enough.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Ah, yes. Yes. This one.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Wait till you see this.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Kate Garraway says...
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Stealing the duvet. Yes.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Now, this is the opposing partner, in my case, Mrs Brydon.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26She gets a firm grip, she gets a firm grip...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Of the duvet!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30And then, in one...
0:21:30 > 0:21:33She turns over, like that.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37She's like a little sausage roll inside the duvet.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Leaving me - and I'm going to use the word, Bob - exposed.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Like a fish on the sand.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49LAUGHTER
0:21:49 > 0:21:52"I'm so cold.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54"Please give me a little bit of duvet."
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- But nothing, she doesn't want to know.- No.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58In your house, who does it?
0:21:58 > 0:22:02He does it, but we've sort of solved it by getting the biggest...
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Divorce ever known.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08No, the biggest duvet.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11We got a super, super king-size American duvet.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14So, it doesn't matter how many times you twist round now,
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I'm still not naked and cold.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19That's a shame in a way, isn't it?
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Eamonn?
0:22:22 > 0:22:27I heard that you conceived your son to a Dolly Parton album?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29LAUGHTER
0:22:29 > 0:22:31What, what Dolly Parton one?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33# Here you come again... #
0:22:33 > 0:22:35LAUGHTER
0:22:35 > 0:22:37APPLAUSE
0:22:37 > 0:22:39You've actually been in bed with my wife.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43You so know.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Eamonn, not now, mate.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50There are pictures on YouTube. It's all there. Just Google it.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Let's... Let's be very clear about this.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55It was an acting role.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Although, I felt that she...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00LAUGHTER
0:23:00 > 0:23:05There wasn't a lot of acting going on. I felt she...
0:23:05 > 0:23:09For her, it was like seeing there was a whole other way of life.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13It didn't have to be this way.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Let's have a look at Eamonn's answer.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Eamonn thinks the number one cause of arguments in bed is...
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Temperature. And traditionally - I'm going to go out on a limb -
0:23:22 > 0:23:25the woman liking it warmer...
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Yes. They're colder. They're always colder. Always.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Terrible circulation. Bob, agreed?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- I agree.- Peripheries, yeah. - Helen?- Yeah.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34We've already talked about that tonight, haven't we?
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- I am very hot in bed. - Under what circumstances?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Sorry, I think you may have let the cat out of the bag there!
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Let's have a look at all the answers together.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Michala, there they are. That's your guess list.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48This is a tricky one.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52What's it like in the Michala household? What do you argue about?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Falling down the gap at the back, I would imagine.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58I must admit, I took the question the totally wrong way,
0:23:58 > 0:23:59so I'm having to rethink.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01You took the question the wrong way.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Well, it's a very difficult question, isn't it?
0:24:04 > 0:24:06How did you take it, Michala?
0:24:06 > 0:24:07SHE LAUGHS
0:24:07 > 0:24:09I don't think you want to know.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11LAUGHTER
0:24:11 > 0:24:13What are you going to go for as your answer?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I did think about the lights and duvet,
0:24:15 > 0:24:17so it's a toss up between those two.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19I'll go with my first guess in my head which was
0:24:19 > 0:24:21turn the lights off.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23You're going to go with the lights. You're saying the lights.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25But you thought it might have been the duvet.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28What's the number one cause of arguments in bed?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30The actual answer is...
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Oh! Oh! Oh, you were so close!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37You were so close!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Oh, that's a shame.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40I'm afraid, Michala,
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- no points for you there.- Never mind.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Alex, your question is next. Here it comes.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Celebrities, start writing.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57To get a free upgrade.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- Kate, you've been doing the National Lottery lately?- Yes.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Scratchcards or tickets?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Most annoying thing, I find, on aeroplanes is when the person
0:25:08 > 0:25:11next to you falls asleep
0:25:11 > 0:25:14and they don't stay upright,
0:25:14 > 0:25:16they just edge over.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Has that ever happened to you, Nick? You've got some lump next to you
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- and they...?- Awful.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Actually, looking at you two now... Imagine. Just move your seats
0:25:24 > 0:25:27next to each other. Just imagine now, you're on the plane, you've sat down.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Yes, it's a pleasure...
0:25:29 > 0:25:31LAUGHTER
0:25:31 > 0:25:33That's actually really lovely.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35You opportunist, Nick Hewer.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38But remember, no talking.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46- All right. It's fine when it's the beautiful Kate Garraway.- Right.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- Kate, come and pop yourself on the step there.- Right. Oh.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- You've taken your seat, Nick. Hello.- Hello.- Nice to see you.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57I'll have one from the top, two from the bottom. Ha!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00You're fired!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Anyway, listen, don't worry. I'm just going to get my head down.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Heading out to Sydney for the rugby, I am. Don't you worry now.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07You carry on, mate. You're fine.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13LAUGHTER
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Excuse me. Hello.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Bruce!
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- We're nearly there.- What?!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Sorry. I thought it was Carol Vorderman. I do apologise.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I do apologise.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- This is very difficult. - It's a difficult one.- It's hard.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Has everybody finished?- Yeah, yeah. - OK. We'll start with Kate.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44According to a recent survey, what would 49% of flyers
0:26:44 > 0:26:47say they would do to get a free upgrade? Kate says...
0:26:49 > 0:26:53- That's nice.- Just be really nice. - Just be really friendly? - Yeah, they get people hassling them
0:26:53 > 0:26:57- all the time for upgrades.- OK. Let's see what Eamonn's answer is.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00To get a free upgrade, Eamonn says...
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- What lie do they tell? What lie? - Well, like, you're a lord
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- or a doctor.- A doctor?- Yes. - "Is there a doctor on board?"
0:27:08 > 0:27:12"Well, it depends whether or not you're going to put me in business."
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- That's right.- Helen.- Yes. - What have you got there?
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Oh, OK. OK. This is quite extreme. Helen thinks...
0:27:19 > 0:27:21LAUGHTER
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I'm not saying voluntarily break it, I just mean if you had
0:27:23 > 0:27:26a broken leg or a broken arm, they might upgrade you
0:27:26 > 0:27:28or if you said you had an injury.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Yeah(!) So, you've already got the injury and you just stress it?
0:27:31 > 0:27:35- Yeah, or you put a cast on. - Not going to be that answer.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41- Bob, do you fly much?- No, hardly ever.- Ever been upgraded?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Not on a plane, no.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45I was given a box at the Royal Albert Hall once
0:27:45 > 0:27:48because the person thought I was Alan Titchmarsh.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- LAUGHTER - That's my only...
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Did you give him advice on his hardy perennials
0:27:56 > 0:27:58and nailing your plums down for the winter period?
0:27:58 > 0:28:00What did they say, "Mr Titchmarsh"?
0:28:00 > 0:28:04Yeah, he came up and said, "Mr Titchmarsh, we've got an empty box. You can have it."
0:28:04 > 0:28:06And I took it.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11- So, presumably...- It wasn't a window box though.
0:28:12 > 0:28:16Presumably, Alan was striding up and down the corridors
0:28:16 > 0:28:19at the Albert Hall going, "Where the hell is my box?"
0:28:19 > 0:28:22- All right. Let's see what Bob says. - I'll have to plump for one.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26- You've got two there, have you? - I've got two. I've got microwave intolerant...
0:28:26 > 0:28:28which, you know, might get you out of economy.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31I've never met a microwave-intolerant person.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Yeah, but it would worry you, if you were staff, wouldn't it?
0:28:33 > 0:28:36It would worry you that you might be about to make someone ill.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39- All right.- OK. I think saying that you're pregnant...
0:28:39 > 0:28:43Let's have a look at them. There they are. Let's see, Bob says...
0:28:44 > 0:28:48So, it's a condition I've never heard of, or pregnant.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Nick Hewer says...
0:28:55 > 0:29:00- I'm very embarrassed about this. Can I erase it?- I'm afraid you can't.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05All right. There we are. Take a look at all the answers together.
0:29:05 > 0:29:09Now, that's the guess list, Alex. Have you ever been upgraded?
0:29:09 > 0:29:12- No.- Have you ever tried to be upgraded?- I probably...
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Yeah, Morris dancing, but that never really works, does it?
0:29:15 > 0:29:17I think it's unlikely.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19What are you going to say?
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Well, I think it might be a mix between
0:29:22 > 0:29:25being nice and making unsavoury offers.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28I think it might be somewhere in-between being nice and flirty.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31- So, you're going to say flirting? - Flirty, yeah.- Flirty.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Be flirty with the check-in person. OK. Good luck.
0:29:33 > 0:29:37What do flyers do to try and get a free upgrade?
0:29:37 > 0:29:4049% of them say that they...
0:29:40 > 0:29:41Ooh!
0:29:41 > 0:29:43APPLAUSE
0:29:48 > 0:29:51- Alex, well done. You get a point there.- Fantastic.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54Michala, here's your question.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05Celebrities, start writing. Now, Kate, you must have lied...
0:30:05 > 0:30:10- No!- ..to some of those guests you get on breakfast television.- Right.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12You know, when they're plugging their film, you have to say
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- how much you like it.- Yeah.
0:30:15 > 0:30:19"Russell Crowe, you've got a great singing voice."
0:30:19 > 0:30:22Let's have a look at your answer. The most commonly told lie
0:30:22 > 0:30:24in Britain. Kate Garraway says...
0:30:26 > 0:30:28LAUGHTER
0:30:28 > 0:30:31You know at school when they did handwriting...
0:30:33 > 0:30:36..did you go in that day, Kate, or did you miss that day?
0:30:36 > 0:30:39- What does that say? - "No, you don't look fat in that."
0:30:39 > 0:30:42But I was thinking women and it maybe isn't the case if it's men.
0:30:42 > 0:30:45- I think that's what women...- You think women tell each other,
0:30:45 > 0:30:48- "You look good"?- You look great in those hot pants.- I understand.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51Listen, sometimes when you work in television, you know,
0:30:51 > 0:30:54sometimes with someone you don't like, you have to tell
0:30:54 > 0:30:55a little lie sometimes.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57Eamonn, great to see you.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59LAUGHTER
0:30:59 > 0:31:01Now then...
0:31:01 > 0:31:05- Big Elvis fan, of course. - Uh-huh-huh.- Like me.- Yeah.
0:31:05 > 0:31:08- I see a bit of Elvis in you.- Do you? - Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
0:31:08 > 0:31:12- The Las Vegas years? - Very much so. Very much so. Yes.
0:31:12 > 0:31:18Let's have a look at what Eamonn thinks the most commonly told lie...
0:31:18 > 0:31:23This is going to give us an insight into life with Eamonn and Ruth.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25Eamonn thinks it's...
0:31:28 > 0:31:30APPLAUSE
0:31:34 > 0:31:36Do you often say that to Ruth?
0:31:36 > 0:31:38Yes.
0:31:38 > 0:31:39She is a predator.
0:31:40 > 0:31:44Well, she's got plenty to feast on.
0:31:44 > 0:31:48LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Helen Skelton, as a former Blue Peter presenter,
0:31:51 > 0:31:54a lie can never have passed your lips.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58I might have told the odd white lie, like when I said, "What's your sister's name?" And they go,
0:31:58 > 0:32:02"That's my brother." Then you have to go, "Oh, kidding!" Or you say...
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Am I the only one who doesn't understand that?
0:32:08 > 0:32:11Let's see what Helen says is the most common lie in Britain.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Helen Skelton says...
0:32:16 > 0:32:20- Yes.- "This old thing? I've had that for ages."- "Is it new, darling?"
0:32:20 > 0:32:22That is a common lie.
0:32:22 > 0:32:26- Bob.- Hi.- Michala's done a lot of jobs.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29- Known you on the television for years...- Yeah.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32..but you have had normal jobs before that.
0:32:32 > 0:32:37Yeah, my first job was in a chicken factory. Then I was a dustbin man.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Then I did nothing for a long time. And then I was a solicitor.
0:32:42 > 0:32:46- The classic...- The classic path. - The classic career path. The binmen,
0:32:46 > 0:32:48how long did you work on the bins?
0:32:48 > 0:32:50I worked on the bins for about a year and half.
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- And you were one of the guys, on the thing, round you go?- Yeah.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56It was a fabulous job. You finished early.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00Well, our binmen only work one day every fortnight.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02LAUGHTER
0:33:02 > 0:33:05- Do lawyers lie in court? - Yes, all the time.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09- No, they don't. Of course not.- I will have to take your first answer.
0:33:09 > 0:33:12Let's take a look at what Bob says. The most commonly told lie in Britain,
0:33:12 > 0:33:14according to Bob Mortimer, is...
0:33:16 > 0:33:18AUDIENCE: Ooooh!
0:33:20 > 0:33:22Trouble at home, Bob?
0:33:25 > 0:33:26- Nick Hewer.- Sir.
0:33:26 > 0:33:31We're looking for the lie, the most common lie in Britain.
0:33:31 > 0:33:32You, of course, would never lie.
0:33:32 > 0:33:38Honesty is the best policy because you've got to remember the lie.
0:33:38 > 0:33:41- Sometimes that's difficult. - So, you've tried to lie, then?
0:33:41 > 0:33:45I think that's what we've established. You're a liar.
0:33:45 > 0:33:49- I knew this would be dangerous. - Let's take a look at your answer.
0:33:49 > 0:33:54According to a recent survey, what is Britain's most commonly told lie?
0:33:54 > 0:33:55And Nick Hewer says it's...
0:33:59 > 0:34:04- Oh.- Exactly.- And where might they be then?- Almost anywhere.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06But probably in a bedroom.
0:34:06 > 0:34:07So, there we are.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10Let's take a look at all those answers together.
0:34:10 > 0:34:12There's your guess list, Michala. Now, have a look at those.
0:34:12 > 0:34:17You don't have to go with any of those if you don't want to.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20Well, I know that "I'm at the office" is a common one
0:34:20 > 0:34:23cos I've used that on a couple of occasions.
0:34:23 > 0:34:24"I've got a headache."
0:34:24 > 0:34:29- No, I've never used that one. Sorry, Eamonn.- Have you not?- No. No.
0:34:31 > 0:34:34- I'm going to go for "I'm at the office."- All right.
0:34:34 > 0:34:36You're going to say "I'm at the office."
0:34:36 > 0:34:40According to a recent survey, what is Britain's most commonly told lie?
0:34:40 > 0:34:42The answer is...
0:34:42 > 0:34:44Ooh!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46None of you got that.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49"Sorry, I have no signal."
0:34:49 > 0:34:51- On the phone.- I should have remembered that one.
0:34:51 > 0:34:54- What a pathetic lie to come up with. - I do that all the time.
0:34:54 > 0:34:56- Oh, no, I don't.- I think it's awful.
0:34:56 > 0:34:58I always pretend I'm in a tunnel.
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Michala, you're wrong. No points scored.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05And we have now reached the point of the show
0:35:05 > 0:35:07where we find out who's going to be playing for the prize.
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Let's have a look at the scores.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13Oh, it's 2 to Alex!
0:35:13 > 0:35:16I'm so sorry, Michala, you've not done it today.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19- You've fallen down a metaphorical hole.- I have.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Alex, you're going through to the final.
0:35:21 > 0:35:23APPLAUSE
0:35:28 > 0:35:31The answer is going to be a number. OK? And just like before,
0:35:31 > 0:35:34all our friends here are going to try and help you
0:35:34 > 0:35:36with their educated guesses. But before we do that,
0:35:36 > 0:35:39let's see the prize I've picked for you.
0:35:39 > 0:35:43You are, as we've learnt, a secret Lady Gaga fan.
0:35:43 > 0:35:48Tonight, if you win, we have a very special prize for you.
0:35:48 > 0:35:49At your wedding...
0:35:49 > 0:35:52one of the top UK
0:35:52 > 0:35:56Lady Gaga tribute acts will perform.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58How about that? How about that?
0:35:58 > 0:36:01- APPLAUSE - Yeah!
0:36:01 > 0:36:05Even as we speak, your fiancee is calling it off.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08Here's your question. Let's take a look.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11How many sick days does the average Brit take
0:36:11 > 0:36:16during their working lives? That's a tricky one. Start writing, you lot.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19How many sick days does the average Brit take
0:36:19 > 0:36:22during their working lives, across the whole course of a life?
0:36:22 > 0:36:24What are you thinking, Alex?
0:36:24 > 0:36:27I'm very stuck on this one because I'm not very good at maths.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29I think it's a difficult one. I wouldn't know where to go.
0:36:29 > 0:36:31Is everybody ready? OK.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34Let's take a look at what our celebrities say.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36How many sick days does the average Brit take
0:36:36 > 0:36:39during the whole of their working life?
0:36:39 > 0:36:40Eamonn says...
0:36:40 > 0:36:42150.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45I bet you've never taken a sick day in your life, have you?
0:36:45 > 0:36:48Well, being self-employed is the biggest cure for sickness
0:36:48 > 0:36:50- that I know.- It is.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53Eamonn says 150. Helen says...
0:36:53 > 0:36:5680?! In a whole life?
0:36:56 > 0:36:59Wow. But then you're super fit, so there we are.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01Bob says...
0:37:01 > 0:37:02200.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Nick says...
0:37:05 > 0:37:0797?
0:37:07 > 0:37:08I think that's low.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10And Kate says...
0:37:11 > 0:37:13280.
0:37:13 > 0:37:18280. Now, you've got a big range there. Let's make it easier for you.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Here's two, the right one and a wrong one. Your choices are...
0:37:29 > 0:37:33- What are you thinking? - Um, I think...
0:37:33 > 0:37:36And I'd love at your wedding for there to be
0:37:36 > 0:37:40an out-of-work actress with a vague resemblance to Lady Gaga.
0:37:40 > 0:37:42LAUGHTER
0:37:42 > 0:37:47Turns up with her backing tapes and just makes the best of it.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49"I could have done Tina Turner if you like, love.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51"I mean, it's no odds to me."
0:37:53 > 0:37:56I'm going to go for...
0:37:56 > 0:38:00- 366.- 366. You're going high. I hope you are right.
0:38:00 > 0:38:06How many sick days does the average Brit take during their working lives? The actual answer is...
0:38:06 > 0:38:08Yes! You've got it!
0:38:08 > 0:38:10Well done.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Well done, Alex.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Fantastic.
0:38:14 > 0:38:18You have won a performance at your wedding by a Lady Gaga tribute act.
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Hurrah!
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- CHEERING - That's it for tonight.
0:38:22 > 0:38:26Very well done to Alex and thank you, of course, to Eamonn Holmes...
0:38:26 > 0:38:27APPLAUSE
0:38:27 > 0:38:30..Helen Skelton...
0:38:30 > 0:38:33Bob Mortimer...
0:38:33 > 0:38:36Nick Hewer...
0:38:36 > 0:38:38and Kate Garraway.
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Thank you for watching. Good night.
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Alex, come and say hello to the panel.