0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hi. My name's Howard Moon.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08- This is Vince Noir.- All right? - This week - immortality.
0:00:08 > 0:00:15Can a man live on after his own death? I'd like to think that I will be remembered years after my death.
0:00:15 > 0:00:19- What for? - For the things I say and do.
0:00:19 > 0:00:24- For the things you say?!- Mm. - Like, "Have you seen my blue trousers?" "Can I have a crisp?"
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- There are things I do that you know nothing about.- What things?
0:00:28 > 0:00:34Once a month, one euro goes out of my account and straight into a charity. Direct debit!
0:00:34 > 0:00:40- That's how you'll be remembered? - Yes.- For euro generosity(!) - Among other things.
0:00:40 > 0:00:46- I don't need to be remembered cos I'll be in the future.- How? - Are you aware of cryogenics?
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- I've heard people say it. - Well, I'm having my head frozen
0:00:50 > 0:00:57and then I'll put in a jar. 12,000 years from now, they'll revivify me and I'll be The Head In The Jar.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01They'll wheel me out at ceremonies, consult me like an oracle.
0:01:01 > 0:01:07- Why don't you get your whole body frozen?- That's not the way it works in the future.
0:01:07 > 0:01:13- It's just heads, floating about, consulting each other. - Really? I'll get my hair frozen.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18Then future generations can get it out and see what's possible.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- Where are my blue trousers? - I gave them to Leroy.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27- What did you give them to Leroy for?- He took a shine to them. - Don't give my trousers to people.
0:01:27 > 0:01:32- If you've got a problem, take it up with Leroy.- I will.- Go on, then.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Leroy!- Welcome to the show.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43To The Mighty Boosh.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48- #- The Mighty Boosh - Come with us to The Mighty Boosh
0:01:48 > 0:01:54- #- The Mighty Boosh - Come with us to The Mighty Boosh. #
0:01:54 > 0:01:57MAN WHISTLES
0:02:00 > 0:02:04GLASS SHATTERS
0:02:04 > 0:02:06THUNDER CLAPS
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Oh! THUD
0:02:25 > 0:02:30Welcome to the Zoo-Niverse, where all your dreams come true...niverse.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35I'm general manager Bob Fossil and I'm a human.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Now, our first stop today on the tour
0:02:38 > 0:02:43is our largest animal in the zoo - a grey leg-face man.
0:02:43 > 0:02:49- What?- You know, the grey leg-face? He's got legs and another leg on his face.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- The elephant.- Yeah, if you want to get technical, Mr Smarty-pants.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59- There he is, right over there. - I can't see him.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04He's camouflaged. He's adapting to his natural environment. LOOK!
0:03:04 > 0:03:09There he went! Oh, my God, you just missed him. Boy, is he fast?!
0:03:09 > 0:03:16- Why aren't there any animals at the zoo, Mr Fossil?- Well... why are you people so small, huh?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I can rest my drinks on your head.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I want my mummy.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Hey, let's sing a song, huh?
0:03:23 > 0:03:28# Nicey, nicey, zoo, zoo For him and her and me and you. #
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Everybody! # Nicey, nicey, zoo, zoo For him and her and me and you
0:03:32 > 0:03:36# Nicey, nicey, zoo, zoo For him and her and me and you
0:03:36 > 0:03:38# Nicey, nicey, zoo, zoo... #
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Whoa!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Chin up.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Nice.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Hey!- Hey!- How are you? - All right.- What are you up to?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'm doing Bollo's portrait.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- I'm doing him as Caesar, what d'you reckon?- Nice. You can do me next.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- I can't really do people. - My face is a gift to any artist.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- It could be difficult.- You could do me as a Greek god, fighter pilot.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- You're a bit generic-looking. - How dare you!
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- What are you saying about my face? - Oh...I didn't mean it in a bad way.
0:04:16 > 0:04:22- What way did you mean it?- It could be good to be generic-looking. - How?- Spying...!- Spying?!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Look at Bollo.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Look at his face, all the lines. Look at his weather-beaten mush.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Years in the jungle, the circus, that chat show he hosted...
0:04:33 > 0:04:38- it's all there. You haven't done anything. Your head's like a man's thigh.- What?!
0:04:38 > 0:04:43There's such a thing as having too much going on in your face.
0:04:43 > 0:04:48All a bit too busy. All the features jostling for position.
0:04:48 > 0:04:53The eyes screaming out...the nose. It's very visually noisy, your face.
0:04:53 > 0:04:59- "Visually noisy"?- It's like a brass band under a wig marching towards me every day.- Look at your face!
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Pure ambient. It's like The Orb's third album.
0:05:03 > 0:05:08- Take that back. - Get some accessories.- What?! - Bring your face out.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13- Get a pipe, a pink cowboy hat. - "Bring my face out"?!- Yeah. - I should knock yours back a bit.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- R-RAR!- All right.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- R-rar! Rar!- Easy!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- It's all right. - I don't need accessories, OK?
0:05:22 > 0:05:26I'm Howard Moon - the man, the myth, the maverick.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Hi, Vince!- Hi!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Vince, have you seen my python?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Only he's not in his cage and I thought maybe he was here.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Oh, hi!- Slippery characters, the old snakes, aren't they?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42That's a popular misconception. Snakes are dry.
0:05:42 > 0:05:47- If you see him, his name's Tony. Let me know?!- I'll bring him over.
0:05:47 > 0:05:53- I didn't know you were a painter. - I've got a BTEC National. I could do your portrait.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58- Yeah, maybe.- You're Head Of Reptiles, yeah? I could do you as Medusa with snakes for hair.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00That sounds good.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- You can't do people.- I'm branching out.- Are you?- Who are you?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Howard...Howard Moon. I work here.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- You're new.- No. No, I've worked here for ten years.
0:06:12 > 0:06:18- Part-time.- Full-time. I see you every day, Mrs Gideon. It's me, it's Howard. Crazy Howard!
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- OK.- Well, I'll keep an eye out on the snakes for you.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25If I see it, I'll let you know. I love snakes.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30- I'm a big fan of the snake.- You're scared of snakes.- Shut your mouth!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I've got some great snake stories.
0:06:32 > 0:06:37One got out of a local zoo, he went AWOL, ended up in a laundrette,
0:06:37 > 0:06:43got into one of the tumble dryers and when they opened the dryer, they got him out and he was small.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47He was really small...
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Anyway, if you see Tony, you let me know.- Yeah.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Having fun, are you?- Yeah.- Going to do a portrait, are you?- Yeah.
0:06:56 > 0:07:02- I might have a go at a nude.- If you go near her with a paintbrush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- I love that lady, OK?- Listen...
0:07:05 > 0:07:11- Don't start any funny business.- Or else?- You touch me and Bollo will rinse you out like a hot flannel.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Where is he?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Bollo?- Bollo?- What's he doing?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25KNOCKING
0:07:25 > 0:07:30- Who the hell is that?- Bobby Ba-ba, king of the doughnut people.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Get inside!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Hey! Wow!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38This place is amazing.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41DON'T touch that!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Hey, I got the animal you wanted.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Excellent! Get me another one.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50We can't do that. I got them all. There aren't any more left.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Get me a person, then.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- A human person?!- A human person.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Everybody's been bugging me about Joey Moose as it is.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Who?- The Australian keeper who disappeared in the reptile house.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Make something up. Tell them he got eaten by the python.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- The who?- The wind-ey man. The long mover.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Oh, yeah.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Hey, Bainbridge, what are you up to in here?
0:08:17 > 0:08:21I'd like to get involved in your shady operations.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25If you can keep your mouth shut, you stand to make
0:08:25 > 0:08:30about 100 euros, maybe more depending on the bureau de change.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Wow!- Take a look in there.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49NO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Who are you? How can I understand you?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55PANTING
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Shut that door, you idiot!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02He got out.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I'll take care of it.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09- I'll get him, Bainbridge. - I'll get him. You smooth things over with the staff.- Oh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14My nuts!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22OK, people, bad news on two fronts.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26First, our turnip shipment arrived 25 minutes late,
0:09:26 > 0:09:29so consequently there will be no turnips for lunch.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32AH! A-A-A-A-A-AH!
0:09:32 > 0:09:37Second, Joey Moose, one of our most beloved zoo-keepers,
0:09:37 > 0:09:39has been killed.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44But the good news is, we found out who the culprit is.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48- So who was it? - It was the long mover.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Who?- You know, the wind-ey man.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- The python?!- Yeah, we're going to hang him tonight.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59- You can't hang a python. - Of course you can, he's all neck!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Who's with me?- Oh, this is pathetic.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06I run a safe reptile house. My python wouldn't do that.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Why, cos he gives you chocolates and kisses your lady lumps?
0:10:10 > 0:10:17No, because my python couldn't kill Joey Moose. To kill a man, you need a snake with a bigger bite radius.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Well, bite my radius, ladius!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23You've been a great crowd!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Fossil, you're an idiot!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- I resent that.- Will anyone stand up to this man or are you all scared?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I stand with Mrs Gideon.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- Who are you?- Howard Moon. We just spoke about ten minutes ago.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Anyone else?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Where's the llama?- He's lost.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51- Where's the squid?- Where's the what? - Where's my frog?- You smoked it.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Oh, yeah.- Where's the cow?- Shut up!
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Where's Bollo?- Stop IT! # Nicey, nicey, zoo, zoo... #
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- GUNSHOT AH!- Nothing to worry about. I'm sorting things out.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Where's all the animals going?
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- I'll get to the bottom of this. - You're out of your depth. - You want a piece of me?
0:11:10 > 0:11:17- You haven't got it to give.- The reason I'm not coming at you now is because Vince is a delicate flower.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- He hates violence. - Get him!- And I've got flu.
0:11:20 > 0:11:27I have flu, I'm feeling a bit run down. If it wasn't for that, I'd be on you like a powerful moss.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- You're pathetic, Moon.- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Whenever you're ready.- Right now.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Uh...now?
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Right now.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38What do you mean? ..Right now?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Now?- You and I, right now!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- If you want to go now...- Let's go.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- ..we can go now.- Come on! - Whenever you're ready.- Mano a mano.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- I can pencil you in later.- Grr!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Next Tuesday's fine.- Stop talking!
0:11:51 > 0:11:52- Today?- Right now!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53- This morning?- Oh, yes!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55In this place here?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Now!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58ANIMAL GRUNTS
0:11:59 > 0:12:04Yeah! You'd better run. Don't mess with the power of the Moon.
0:12:16 > 0:12:22- Try and capture that look, yeah? The one I gave Bainbridge before he ran away.- What look?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24You know - that mean look, yeah?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's my signature look.
0:12:26 > 0:12:31- I don't think he was running away from you.- I think you'll find he was running away from something.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- That something was me. And my mean look.- I'm not sure it was you.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40- How's it coming on?- It's almost there. Come and have a look.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47- What do you reckon?- Where's my face? - What?- Where's my face exactly?
0:12:47 > 0:12:48There.
0:12:48 > 0:12:54- Do you think you could make me look less like a balloon?- What are you on about?- There's nothing there.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- I paint what I see.- And you see that, do you?- Yeah.
0:12:58 > 0:13:04- Do you like it?- No. The background is OK, but there's a space where my face should be.- That's not a space -
0:13:04 > 0:13:08- that's your face.- That is nothing. That doesn't look like anyone, OK?
0:13:08 > 0:13:15- That is a featureless ball on top of a suit.- Hi.- Vince, Vince, you have to help me.- Don't touch my hair.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- I need your help.- Can I help?
0:13:17 > 0:13:24- That's very good. It's just like him. ..You have an affinity with the animals.- I'm pretty good, yeah.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Who told you that?- Everyone knows.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- I'm not a circus freak. - I need your help. I need you to talk to the cobra.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36- His tank is opposite the python's, and maybe he knows what happened!- I don't get on that well with snakes.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I'm small monkeys and lizards.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43- I understand, but can you try?- All right - for you, I'll give it a go.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Thank you, Vince.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Can I touch your hair now?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Go on, then. Quickly.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I said you could touch it, not grab it.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I'll send him over and...
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Something funny?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Something funny, is there?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12HE TALKS "MYSTIC" NONSENSE
0:14:21 > 0:14:23That's a good one!
0:14:23 > 0:14:27- What's he saying?- I'm just getting him loosened up.
0:14:27 > 0:14:33- With some gags. Some stuff about rattlesnakes.- What an amazing gift, isn't it?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Yeah. Well, yes, it is a gift.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I could talk to the cobra myself, but I chose not to.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44I thought I'd let the little man have a go. I'm training him up.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I have a real sympatico with the snake.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52- A real...- It's good.- I respect it and I love the way they move.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Oh, beautiful...
0:14:53 > 0:14:57I sometimes feel very much like a snake myself sometimes.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02You know the way they shed their skin... Sometimes, I'd like to take my skin off and writhe about.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06That's disgusting.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10I meant it like a metaphor for...
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Still disgusting.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15..identity.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26- SNAKE: Speak English, fool. - Sorry.- Your face is confusing enough.- All right!
0:15:26 > 0:15:32- I need you to help me. You've got to tell me what you saw last night. - I do something for you...
0:15:32 > 0:15:39- You do something for me.- What do you want?- In India, I danced for the king. I want to dance again.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Snake-charming.- Yes...
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Actually, we can make it a bit more modern, bring it up-to-date.
0:15:45 > 0:15:50- Mix in some harsh, tasty beats - drum'n'bass style.- Drum'n'bass.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52What is drum'n'bass?
0:15:52 > 0:15:58- Leave that to me. We're going to make a fortune. We could split the profits 50-50.- 60-40.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- What?- Nothing, my pretty.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Now, what do you want from me? - What happened last night?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Look into my eyes...
0:16:07 > 0:16:10All will be revealed...
0:16:42 > 0:16:44It was Bainbridge.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49- He took the python and Joey Moose. - I knew it.- Let's go and get him. - Whoa, there, Mowgli.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53You've done enough today. I'll track down Vince and Bainbridge.
0:16:53 > 0:16:59This is a dangerous mission, but I'll do it. I may not come back from it. All I ask...
0:16:59 > 0:17:02is that you remember me.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Who was that?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13That's a filthy habit you've got.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Rosa. ..Where am I?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25The idiot has awoken.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Times have changed.- What's going on?
0:18:28 > 0:18:34Zoos are over. You see a rhino - big deal. You see a wolf - who cares?
0:18:34 > 0:18:40You see a rhino with a wolf's head - that's a kind of twisted poetry.
0:18:40 > 0:18:46- I have devised a method of splicing animals together.- What's that got to do with me?- Let me jog your memory.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51Earlier this morning, you foolishly squared-up to me and asked me if I wanted a piece of you.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I'll take that piece now. The head to be precise!
0:18:54 > 0:19:00- You can't have my head.- Oh, I'm going to take your head and I'll splice it onto the body of a snake.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Thus.
0:19:04 > 0:19:09Couldn't draw the face, but the rest is self-explanatory.
0:19:09 > 0:19:14- You won't get away with this. I'll come after you. I'll hunt you down. - Oh, really(?) I'd like to see that -
0:19:14 > 0:19:19with the body of a snake and the balls of a chimp. Love to chat,
0:19:19 > 0:19:25but I arranged to meet Max for a ploughman's. I'll be back in half an hour to splice you silly!
0:19:25 > 0:19:31Yeah(?) Well, you'll never get away with this, Bainbridge. Joey Moose disappears - nobody cares.
0:19:31 > 0:19:37Howard Moon disappears - you've got yourself a riot! There'll be crowds of people tearing this place apart
0:19:37 > 0:19:39in a frenzy!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46# ..Sitting in a tree
0:19:46 > 0:19:50# K-i-s-s-i-n-g... #
0:19:50 > 0:19:53SOOTHING HARP MUSIC
0:20:10 > 0:20:15Can you keep still, you batty crease? What are you doing? I'm trying to do your portrait.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I can't help it. I'm having visions.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- They're coming thick and fast. - What?! What visions?
0:20:21 > 0:20:27- My shaman senses are tingling. - What are you on about? - I can see a shark with knees.- What?
0:20:27 > 0:20:31There's a bat with the face of a spider. There's something else.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35My image has got Howard. He's in danger. We have to go and save him.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- Where is he? - In a secret lab in the zoo.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- Where? - The vision's fading. I can't see.
0:20:43 > 0:20:49- It's coming back. ..Oh, no, that's athletics.- Look, how am I going to find the secret lab?
0:20:49 > 0:20:53The answer lies within your painting.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Oh.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Oh, right...secret lab.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Yeah. Cool. So...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05that's where that is. You're there.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19- It's over there! - Oh, right! Excellent.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26No...no.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28NO!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- It's me, you idiot.- NO!
0:21:31 > 0:21:37- What?- You've got something between your teeth.- Oh, yeah... I had broccoli for lunch.
0:21:37 > 0:21:43- Oh, right.- So, how's it all going on your solo mission?- It's going well. - Yeah?- Yeah. I followed Bainbridge
0:21:43 > 0:21:49- to his secret lab. I broke in, I found Mrs Gideon's python. It's all sorted.- Wow.- Yeah.
0:21:49 > 0:21:54- So it's all good, is it?- Yeah. Great.- How come you're lying down? - Well, it was quite tiring.- Right.
0:21:54 > 0:22:00- How come you've strapped yourself in?- I'm a restless sleeper.- Well, you seem to be doing all right.
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- I'll see.- Vince, just get me out of here, will you? ..Vince! ..VINCE!
0:22:05 > 0:22:06VINCE!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Get me out of here. - VINCE LAUGHS
0:22:09 > 0:22:15- Something funny?- You idiot. Never go on a solo mission again. - Just get me out.- ..Hey, what's that?
0:22:15 > 0:22:21- Don't look in there.- What's going on in there?- Don't look. There's some bad juju afoot.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Who's there?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Don't look at us! We are ashamed.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Who are you?
0:22:29 > 0:22:33We are ugly. We are mutants.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Oh, shame!
0:22:36 > 0:22:40- No, do not be ashamed. - Oh?- We're trained zoo keepers.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Come forwards.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Oh, you're grotesque.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52- Aaah!- Ooooh! - Vince.- Sorry.- ..Sorry about that. Please...do not be afraid.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Come forwards. Come into the light.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Further.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Split the difference.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Oooh.
0:23:01 > 0:23:06- What ARE you?- We don't know what we are.- Are we postmen?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Shut up! ..We are mutant animals.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14Dixon Bainbridge made us. He is the Lord.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17He brings the pain and the heal.
0:23:17 > 0:23:22We're going to give you something now - something that Bainbridge can never take away from you.
0:23:22 > 0:23:27- We're going to give you your freedom.- Oooh!- Freedom?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30What is freedom?
0:23:30 > 0:23:36Freedom is a place... a place without bars...
0:23:36 > 0:23:41- without keys...without locks... a place without...- Cops?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- What?- Are there cops?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Um, yes. It's not really about that.
0:23:48 > 0:23:54- Is there bacon?- It's not really about what there is and what there isn't. It's more of an abstract concept.
0:23:54 > 0:24:01- What is bacon? - Shut up! I am speaking to the five finger. I am the prettiest one here.
0:24:01 > 0:24:07As you can see, I am the only one bright enough to speak.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Look, it's time for you to break free from the zoo now.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15# Nicey, nicey, zoo, zoo You bring the pain and heal us, too
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- # Nicey, nicey, zoo, zoo... # - Shut up!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22It's time for you to sing your own song now.
0:24:22 > 0:24:28- It's time for you to march to the beat of your own drum.- Who are YOU that would give us our freedom?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Who I am is not important.
0:24:31 > 0:24:37- Oh, OK, then.- Look, it's Howard Moon if you want to know. - Hmm, Howie Moon?- HOWARD Moon.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41We're going to leave you now, but never forget...
0:24:41 > 0:24:47it was Dixon Bainbridge who turned you into the hopeless race of despicable freaks that you are.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- ALL: Ooooh! - See you, then.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55- Take care. - Single file.- Is there bacon outside?
0:24:57 > 0:25:00OK, Max. Bye.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Give my love to Cindy.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Stupid asshole.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Pucker up, Moon, it's SPLICING time!
0:25:15 > 0:25:19- Surprise!- Get back in your cages!
0:25:19 > 0:25:23We will obey you no longer, Bainbridge.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Listen! I am your Lord! YOU will obey me!
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Jigwhack, Airway, get in your cage!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Jim, Patrick, follow suit!
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- What do you want?!- Sign here, please.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Shut up! We want our freedom.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Freedom(?) Don't make me laugh! You're NOTHING!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Oh, we are much more than that.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59- # We are the mutant race - Don't look at my eyes or my face
0:25:59 > 0:26:04- # We are the mutant people.- Don't look at my eyes or my face... #
0:26:50 > 0:26:52# I'm not a man I am a mutant
0:26:52 > 0:26:57# You know that you can't stop me with your human skills
0:26:57 > 0:27:01# Cos I got 9ft gills And I can breathe underwater
0:27:01 > 0:27:05# And I can swing from a tree And I can do what I want to
0:27:05 > 0:27:08# And I wanna be free - yeah!
0:27:08 > 0:27:13# We are the mutant race Don't look at my eyes or my face
0:27:13 > 0:27:17# We are the mutant people Don't look at my eyes or my face
0:27:17 > 0:27:19# We are the mutant race
0:27:19 > 0:27:22# You don't look alike me I don't look alike you
0:27:22 > 0:27:27# We're gonna bust ourselves right out of this zoo. #
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- There you go, Mrs Gideon. He's in there.- Oh!
0:27:35 > 0:27:41- Oh, I don't know what to say. - Don't say anything. It was nothing. - Oh, all right, then.
0:27:41 > 0:27:46- Well, it was more than nothing - it was a dangerous, life-threatening mission.- Oh, right. Thanks, Vince.
0:27:46 > 0:27:51- That's all right. - And thank you, too...
0:27:56 > 0:27:58..Howard.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02My pleasure.
0:28:04 > 0:28:07This one's going out to the Cobra Massive.
0:28:07 > 0:28:11MC Rogers - big it up now!
0:28:11 > 0:28:16MC Corn Snake, DJ Gecko, DJ Spit-In-Your-Eye, DJ Venom - they're all here!
0:28:16 > 0:28:19They're moving! Funk it!
0:28:19 > 0:28:22The vibe is big...the room is small.
0:28:22 > 0:28:25Yeah! Shed your skin.