0:00:02 > 0:00:06- I'm Howard Moon, this is Vince Noir.- All right?
0:00:06 > 0:00:10This week, we're tackling the subject of death.
0:00:10 > 0:00:14I know what you're thinking. Don't, as this will give me, as an actor,
0:00:14 > 0:00:21a lot of room to stretch myself, dig deep, and bring out some of those darker truths we all share.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24But it's not just Howard's boring acting.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28There'll be music and outlandish special effects.
0:00:28 > 0:00:35- Not as outlandish as they'd be if you hadn't spent the budget on your hair.- My hair's part of this show!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Do you need 15 people working on it?
0:00:37 > 0:00:41At least! Two for fringe, one for feathering,
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- one for height, circumference... - Circumference?- Hair circumference.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50If my barnet looked wrong, people would be furious.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54You underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58- I don't need a funny hairdo. - Council does YOUR hair!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01The camera loves me, Vince.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- The camera loves ME.- Just get off.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10I'd like to just prepare you with a small speech from Hamlet. Thanks.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13..Death, the undiscover'd country,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16from whose bourn No traveller returns -
0:01:16 > 0:01:21puzzles the will, and makes us rather bear those ills we have...
0:01:21 > 0:01:25He'll be doing stuff like this throughout the show
0:01:25 > 0:01:29so if you get bored, press the red button on your remote
0:01:29 > 0:01:34and you'll see me dressed up as a hedgehog dancing away.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- What's going on?- Nothing. - Come on.- Enjoy the show.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47..To the world of The Mighty Boosh.
0:01:47 > 0:01:53# Come with us to The Mighty Boosh
0:01:52 > 0:01:53The Mighty Boosh
0:01:53 > 0:01:57# Come with us to The Mighty Boosh. #
0:01:59 > 0:02:02To die, to sleep;
0:02:02 > 0:02:06To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub;
0:02:06 > 0:02:10For in that sleep of death what dreams may come...
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Can you quieten down? Bollo's not well.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16You're freaking him out. He's got a fever.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Vince, death's nothing to be afraid of.
0:02:20 > 0:02:28It's natural. It's important to be prepared, to face it with dignity and poise, be ready for it like me.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32I'm ready for death. If Death comes knocking for me, I'll welcome him.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37He'll knock thrice. "Come in," I'll say, "Sit yourself down.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- "Do want a cup of tea?"- Tea? I imagine Death as a coffee drinker.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- I'd offer him a range of hot beverages.- Even a latte?- You bet.
0:02:46 > 0:02:53- Whatever Death wants, Death gets. - And if it's a hot day? - I'd offer him a Frappuccino.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Magic. Do you get a small Italian biscuit too?
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Don't be foolish. He's trying to loose weight.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03It's a joke - he's a skeleton.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08But he was a skeleton, the biscuits would crumble through his ribcage.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- AS DEATH:- Ooh, crumble through. - BOLLO WHEEZES
0:03:12 > 0:03:17Look, don't get too close to the animals, Vince, cos they die.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19It's the first rule of zoo keeping.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23- What about you and Jack? - What about me and Jack?
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- We are acquaintances.- Yeah.- We got close - too close, some people said.
0:03:27 > 0:03:34- There were rumours. I don't know what they were...- It was that you were bumming him.- Not true.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39- It was that you were bumming him. - I know the rumours - not true.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- The point is don't get too close to Bollo.- All right.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47He's on his way out. You're getting on my nerves.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52- Is that what they say about me? - No. You're the man round here.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57- They're just rumours. - See you later.- See you.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Hi, Jack? - JACK: Get away from me, right?
0:04:05 > 0:04:11Ah, good. Walk and talk with me. We see eye to eye, huh, you and me?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I'm your boss but your friend too.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18But I'm not your wife but we have made violent love.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Did I say that out loud? - What do you want?
0:04:21 > 0:04:26I have a problem. It's to do with the squashed-in Frenchman -
0:04:26 > 0:04:29the naked, squashed-up, hairy boy.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34You know, with the hand-feet, the brown little hand-foot man.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- The gorilla.- Yeah! Wait, say that again.- Gorilla.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43- The old lady that sponsors the... TAPE:- 'Gorilla.'- ..is coming today,
0:04:43 > 0:04:47and if she sees him knocking on death's door,
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- she ain't going to pay me. - What can I do about it?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- I want you to dress as a... TAPE:- 'Gorilla.'
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Eat a banana, kick some hay.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- I'm not doing it. I'm a man. - I knew that. Man.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I have dignity and poise, not a gorilla.
0:05:05 > 0:05:11If you don't, all the animals will go poor and they won't be able to afford toboggans or sausages.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14See you later, Mr Fossil.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18It's just as well, Moon. You can't act anyway.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- What did you say? - I said you can't act.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Get me an ape suit, bananas and a hot towel.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Come on, Bollo, you'll pull through.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37Vince, my time is now. Death is near.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- I can sense him. - Don't speak like that, Bollo.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Do not be afraid, my child.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- The important thing is that we had a good life.- Yeah.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- Good times. - Yeah, we had great times.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Great times, Bollo, great moments.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18And they can't take those moments away from you.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Who can't?
0:06:21 > 0:06:26The Moment Stealers? Something Howard used to say.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Vince, will you do me a favour when I'm dead?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Anything.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Find Howard, slap him in the face.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40- VINCE LAUGHS The man's a fool.- OK.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Vince...- Yeah? - Your hair looks good today.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Thanks.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51Yours looks good too. Not as good as mine - you have a few split ends.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53But I could sort that out for you.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57You are my friend, Vince.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Yeah.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- What are you doing?- Oh, sorry!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- I thought you'd gone.- Not quite yet.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Sorry.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34I'm very sorry about that, old lady. Have a nice day.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Um...I do want that towel back.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39What the hell was that all about?
0:07:39 > 0:07:43What?! You wanted an ape, I gave you an ape.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- You threw your own crap at her! - I'm a method actor.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52When you hire me, you get three-dimensional truth nuggets.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Luckily the old lady wrote a cheque before your truth nuggets hit her.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Watch it, Moon, or I'll be all over you like a nun sandwich.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Yeah, you'd better believe I'm a good actor.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I've got the moves.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Can I help you?
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Right.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Vince! I suddenly feel much better.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32GUITAR MUSIC STARTS UP
0:08:35 > 0:08:37# The sun is shining and you're feeling fine
0:08:37 > 0:08:39# And the birds are singing in the trees. #
0:08:50 > 0:08:53# Young girl, get out of my life
0:08:53 > 0:08:56# My love for you is way out of line
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# Run, girl
0:08:59 > 0:09:03# Ah, you're much too young, girl
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- # Ah, do-do-do... #- Hello.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10# Do-do, ah... # What is it, mate?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Hi, where are we going? - I'm taking you to Monkey Hell.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Sit back, relax and enjoy the view.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23- Monkey Hell?- Yeah, mate.- There might have been a bit of a mistake.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Ha-ha! That's what they all say!
0:09:25 > 0:09:31"Oh, there's been a mistake. I'm not ready to die." Just chill out.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Yeah... The thing is, I'm not a monkey.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I'm a man in a monkey suit.
0:09:37 > 0:09:42Ha! Dear, oh dear. I've heard some excuses but that is priceless.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Oh, I don't believe this.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- TYRES SCREECH - Sorry.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- Reaper to Colin.- 'Colin here.'
0:09:53 > 0:09:58I've been a right flapjack and picked up the wrong geezer.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01'Oh, not again, Phil.'
0:10:01 > 0:10:05It weren't my fault. He's dressed as an ape in the ape enclosure.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08'You'd better drop him off here.'
0:10:08 > 0:10:13- OK, mate.- 'How's your Pauline?' - OK. She's dead. How's your Pauline?
0:10:13 > 0:10:18'Dead. She's all right though. She talks all day. Blah, blah...'
0:10:18 > 0:10:23- OK, mate. Listen up. I'm taking you back to head office.- Right.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27This has put 40 minutes on my journey, you peanut.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Sorry.
0:10:43 > 0:10:49All right, boys? Oi, Bobby, where's my tenner? Hey, Neville!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53All right, Colin, how's your Pauline?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- She's OK. How's your Pauline? - She's OK.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00- Is this the geezer?- This is him. - Where are we?
0:11:00 > 0:11:06- You're in Limbo, mate.- Where's that? - It's neither here nor there!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I'll make a few calls, see what I can do.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Much appreciated. - I'm a Cockney, I'm a Cockney.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Have a seat, mate. - So what's happening?
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- We're waiting for a decision. - On if I can go back?
0:11:21 > 0:11:26- On if you go to Monkey Hell or Monkey Heaven.- I'm not a monkey.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30You're dead. I've already told you. Accept it. I'll make you a cuppa.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35- Sugar?- No, thanks. Actually, I'll have two. May as well.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- Four. Make it...eight. Sod it! - OK, mate.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Death.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Nothingness.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Oblivion.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48No more will I look upon my sweet friends.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- No more will I... - Oi, you bony nonce!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Oh, death. - Between you and me, I'd pipe down.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00Bit more of a sports crowd in here, know what I mean?
0:12:00 > 0:12:06Anyway, it's not true what you were saying. Let me show you something.
0:12:06 > 0:12:11This is the mirror of life. You can see anything in here.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16- Have a look at your funeral if you want.- Really?- Oh, yeah.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Wow!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20So many people!
0:12:20 > 0:12:25Oh no, that's a Woodstock DVD. This is your funeral.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Wow.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30So many people.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- ON VIDEO:- 'Anno Dominus vomitus'
0:12:32 > 0:12:35erectus et ceterus.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39We are gathered here today to bury Howard Moon.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42We don't know how it happened.
0:12:42 > 0:12:47- When he died, he was dressed as a... - ON TAPE: 'Gorilla!'
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Here to say a few words about him,
0:12:50 > 0:12:56perhaps the closest person to him here at the Zoo-Niverse, Vince Noir.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Hey, Vince, I'm a priest! - Couldn't you get a real priest?
0:13:00 > 0:13:06I didn't know how to get one. Hey, you got one of these, a Talkbox?
0:13:06 > 0:13:08- A Talkbox?- Yeah.- No.- Oh.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12TALKBOX: 'Gorilla.'
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Give it to me. - It's got all my words on it.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18You can have it back at the end.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- (Talkbox.) - BIRDS SQUAWK
0:13:21 > 0:13:26Howard Moon was a good friend of mine. He was a passionate man.
0:13:26 > 0:13:32- He liked to work closely with the animals. Too closely.- Hear that?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35FOX: Shut your face.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Howard's other passion was jazz.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I couldn't really find that.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50But I did find another song about a train.
0:13:50 > 0:13:55MUSIC: Theme from Thomas The Tank Engine
0:14:03 > 0:14:05MUSIC CONTINUES
0:14:10 > 0:14:14REAPERS CHUCKLE BEHIND HOWARD
0:14:16 > 0:14:19All right, lads, back to work.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24- Do I get a phone call?- You're dead. - There must be something you can do.
0:14:24 > 0:14:29I shouldn't really do this, but since there's been a mix-up,
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- I'll give you a haunting. - A haunting? What does that entail?
0:14:33 > 0:14:38Anything you want, really. Some people visit their dear old mums.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Others frighten their enemies.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Some people pick up cups
0:14:43 > 0:14:48and make them float around by their own volition. Woooooo!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Never understood that one myself.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I want to see my mate Vince.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58- The geezer with the fabulous hair? - Yeah.- OK. It's a tricky procedure.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Get your limbs moving. Loosen up. Lovely.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Sort of dance. That's lovely. Grind your booty.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10Bit more sexual. Pout a little bit. Bit more. Hey, boys!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13REAPERS CHUCKLE
0:15:13 > 0:15:17I've had it with you, you faceless motherf...
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Bollo, Howard was always trying to get me to listen to jazz.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Now he's dead, I feel I want to give it a go.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I've got his old records here.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38LOUD JAZZ SCREECHES OUT
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Rubbish.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- SIMILAR TUNE PLAYS - There's no way.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- TUNE PLAYS VERY BRIEFLY - Smash it to bits.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58GORILLA GRUNTS
0:15:58 > 0:16:03- Vince Noir, it is I, Howard Moon. - Howard!
0:16:03 > 0:16:08- I thought you were dead. - I AM dead, you idiot.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- What's happened to my records? - Bollo smashed them up.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17- Help me.- Are you really a ghost? - Yeah.- Genius!- What are you doing?
0:16:17 > 0:16:22- I was putting my hand through you. - We spent the budget on your hair.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- It IS looking good.- We've got three minutes. Listen up. Pay attention.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- OK. Sorry. - MOBILE RINGS
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Hey, Leroy! How's it going?
0:16:32 > 0:16:38Mental! It was a free bar. I stayed all night. You won't believe this.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43Guess what's happened. Howard's haunting me! He died last week.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48- Have a word. You've got to have a word.- I haven't got time.
0:16:48 > 0:16:54- Have a word! He doesn't believe me. - Hello, Leroy, yeah. Keep the CDs.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59- Yeah, thanks. Bye! - I'll speak to you later on. Cheers!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Help me. I'm in Limbo. Get me out, or I'll go to Monkey Hell.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Are you really dead, Howard?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Yes. I know it's a shock, but death comes to us all. I'm not afraid.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14It's the natural cycle.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16We get old, lose our hair and die.
0:17:16 > 0:17:21- But I've been taken before my time, Vince.- What did you say?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23That stuff about the hair?
0:17:23 > 0:17:29- We lose our hair, we die.- I've got to do something about this, Howard.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- Naboo will know what to do. - Please! I'll be in Limbo.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36SITAR PLAYS SOFTLY
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Hey, Naboo.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50- Who's this?- That's Pete. - Is he a shaman too?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53No, he works in Dixons.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57You've got to help me. Something really weird happened.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Howard came back. He said you lose your hair.
0:18:01 > 0:18:06- That's true.- I can't have that. Have you got any lotions or potions?
0:18:08 > 0:18:13I've seen this. You're extracting the resin from its belly.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18No, I just don't like this frog. I'm giving him a squeeze.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Now, this is Naboo's miracle wax.
0:18:21 > 0:18:26It will make each follicle as strong as a horse's leg.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Brilliant. Thanks. You're a Peruvian genius.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33I've also got to rescue Howard from Limbo.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38- There's a mirror just there. - Thanks, Naboo. I feel much better.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42The thing is, what can I do about Howard?
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Can you still get a discount on that digital camera?
0:18:46 > 0:18:52No, but if you buy a 64MB card, you get a second one half price.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54What about a scart to phono lead?
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- I'll chuck one of those in. - All right.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01HE WHISTLES THROUGH HIS TEETH
0:19:08 > 0:19:10WHISTLING STOPS
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Oh my God! It's a floating cup!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Make it stop!
0:19:17 > 0:19:21HE WAILS DRAMATICALLY
0:19:23 > 0:19:26HE STARTS WHISTLING AGAIN
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Welcome to the Mirror World!
0:19:47 > 0:19:54- Who are you?- I am Mr Susan, guardian of the mirrors. What do you seek, stranger?
0:19:54 > 0:19:59- I'm just looking for my mate Howard. He's in Limbo.- Ah, limbo bimbo.
0:19:59 > 0:20:05One of these mirrors does lead to Limbo. You must choose wisely,
0:20:05 > 0:20:10- for there are over 17 mirrors in the Mirror World.- Mirror World?
0:20:10 > 0:20:17- It's not really a mirror world, is it? It's more of a small room. - What? Well, no,
0:20:17 > 0:20:21it isn't large, but a mirror will make a room appear larger.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26Anyway, you failed to take into account my mirror balls!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Look at them shine!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Look at them shine!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Look at them shine!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Look at them shine!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Oh! Look at them shinin'!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oh, it's cold!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45That's enough. Now, it is time to choose. But choose wisely,
0:20:45 > 0:20:50for if you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the Mirror World
0:20:50 > 0:20:54with nothing but your own reflection for company.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Sounds all right to me.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- What, staring at your own reflection forever?- Sounds great.
0:21:01 > 0:21:07If you look over there you can see your hair from every angle. How cool is that?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Ah, vanity. I too was vain like you.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15Let me tell you the story of how I came to be in this mirrored prison.
0:21:15 > 0:21:20I haven't got time for this, Freddy Fabrics. I've got to get to Limbo.
0:21:20 > 0:21:25My name is Mr Susan, and now it is time for you to do the choosin'.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29# Will it be this one here Will it be this one here
0:21:29 > 0:21:32# Which one will you choose? Win or lose
0:21:32 > 0:21:34# Choose one now Which one will it be?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37# Which one will you choose? #
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Oh, shit.
0:21:48 > 0:21:54- Is this Limbo?- Who are you?- I've gotta find my mate Howard - tall moustache.- Just missed him, mate.
0:21:54 > 0:22:01- I've just taken him to Monkey Hell. - Can you take me there? - I've just come back from there!
0:22:01 > 0:22:07- Colin, ain't there no-one else who can take him?- Sorry mate, I'm understaffed as it is.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- I'm running a skeleton crew. - THEY LAUGH
0:22:13 > 0:22:19- This is you here, mate.- Great, can you wait for us?- I'll have to keep the meter running.- I won't be long.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24- You say that, but it's up to the head honcho.- Who?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27The Ape of Death.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Howard Moon, you are to be thrown into the pit of eternal fire...
0:22:31 > 0:22:34for heinous crimes.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37But Bollo led a clean life.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Yeah, but you bummed that fox.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41That's just a rumour.
0:22:41 > 0:22:48No smoke without fire, which incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here on in.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51BABOONS LAUGH
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Everyone's a comedian down here(!)
0:22:53 > 0:22:58- Shut your pie hole. Now prepare to die!- Aren't I already dead?
0:22:58 > 0:23:03Well...it hurts more the second time. Now prepare to be cast into the eternal flames.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Wait!
0:23:05 > 0:23:12- Who are you?- I'm Vince Noir. This is my mate. there's been a mix up. You can't burn him.- Who will stop me?
0:23:12 > 0:23:13I am.
0:23:16 > 0:23:23Well, I appreciate the gesture, but a bit of a wasted journey that, wasn't it? Did you bring anything?
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- Like a gun, or a fork?- Enough!
0:23:27 > 0:23:33Now you shall burn. You and your wife with the ridiculous hair.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38- Have you seen yours? It's like split end central.- Shut up.
0:23:38 > 0:23:44- Look at it, it's auburn fuzz. - Shut your gob.- You look ridiculous. It's like a ginger ball bag.
0:23:44 > 0:23:49Shut up I say! I've always had problems with my hair.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54It's not curly, it's not straight, it's somewhere in between.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57If I wash it, it becomes too dry.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00If I leave it, it becomes too greasy.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04I can't do a thing with it.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Listen, have you heard of products, straighteners, finishing gel?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Finishing gel?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12What is finishing gel?
0:24:12 > 0:24:17Where have you been? I could sort your hair out in six minutes.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Why didn't you tell me about this?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Davey, Nemo?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26You could do this for me?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34This is sheer liquid wonderment!
0:24:34 > 0:24:39For this smashing gift I shall set you both free. Thank you.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Don't thank me.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Thank Naboo's Miracle Wax.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Look at me. I'm so confident
0:24:47 > 0:24:50and feel strong and super sexy.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Hit it!
0:24:52 > 0:24:56ROCK INTRO
0:24:56 > 0:24:59# I'm the Ape of Death and I don't care
0:24:59 > 0:25:02# Cos I'm a monkey with lovely hair
0:25:02 > 0:25:04# It's all fluffy and shiny too
0:25:04 > 0:25:07# Cos I got that Miracle Wax from Naboo
0:25:07 > 0:25:09# Don't be cynical
0:25:09 > 0:25:11# It's a follicle miracle
0:25:11 > 0:25:14# I said don't be cynical
0:25:14 > 0:25:16# I get waxin' lyrical
0:25:16 > 0:25:19# He's the Ape of Death and he don't care
0:25:19 > 0:25:22# Cos he's the monkey with the lovely hair
0:25:22 > 0:25:24# It's all fluffy and shiny too
0:25:24 > 0:25:27# Cos he got that Miracle Wax from Naboo
0:25:28 > 0:25:29# Come on now!
0:25:29 > 0:25:33# Oo-oo-ah-ah-yeah!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35# One two three four
0:25:35 > 0:25:37# I want you dead on the monkey floor
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Look around My monkey hair
0:26:00 > 0:26:02You can touch it I don't care
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Used to be that I was ashamed
0:26:05 > 0:26:07But now the monkey fluff is tamed
0:26:07 > 0:26:10# Come on everybody Walk around my hair!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12# Don't be cynical
0:26:12 > 0:26:14# It's a follicle miracle
0:26:14 > 0:26:17# I said don't be cynical
0:26:17 > 0:26:20# We're waxin' lyrical Oh yeah! #
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Moon, I thought you were dead.
0:26:23 > 0:26:29- I rescued him from the Ape of Death. - What do you want, a chocolate fruitcake. Get to work!
0:26:29 > 0:26:33Never thought I'd miss him. It's good to be back.
0:26:33 > 0:26:39- Yeah.- It all worked out in the end. - Everything's back to normal. - The balance has been restored.
0:26:39 > 0:26:46- I'll get you back for that cab as well.- It's 110 euros.- How much? - We went to hell and back!
0:26:46 > 0:26:50- Did you get a receipt?- I forgot. - I could have claimed that back.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Well, there you have it. I hope you enjoyed the show.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07We have just enough time for me to squeeze in a small powerful speech.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
0:27:12 > 0:27:15And thus the native hue of resolution
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
0:27:18 > 0:27:22And enterprises of great pitch and mom...
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