0:00:15 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Good evening.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. I'm feeling in great form tonight.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- A good thing, a good thing. - I'm going to put in a terrific performance.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Look at him go, folks.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- There's no need for you to stay, you can go home.- You reckon?- Oh, yes.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41# Tootsie, goodbye
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Oh, Tootsie, goodbye. #
0:00:47 > 0:00:52- That's it, I'm going to let it all hang out. - Why not, it'll get a big laugh!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Just a moment, where are you going? - I'm going to get a trampoline.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57You can't eat a trampoline after doing all that.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Put your coat back on.- What for? - Listen to this, settle down. Are you ready?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03# Happy birthday to you
0:01:03 > 0:01:05AUDIENCE JOINS IN
0:01:05 > 0:01:08# Happy birthday to you
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- # Happy birthday, dear Ernie - (Thank you!)
0:01:13 > 0:01:17# Happy birthday to you! #
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Fabulous, that!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30It's all too much for me.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I enjoyed that.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36You remembered?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Eh?- You remembered! - Remembered what?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- You remembered that today is my birthday.- Congratulations.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50Am I right in my judgment when I think of you as a man of honour and integrity?
0:01:50 > 0:01:57- Absolutely right.- It was a great day for me when I first met you.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59You'd be a dead loss without me, I'll tell you!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01It was an even greater day,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04an even greater day when you had that big row with Snow White.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08When she had you with your back up against that wishing well
0:02:08 > 0:02:12singing Whistle While You Work, you'd had it.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Is that a birthday present for me?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16I'm coming to that in a minute.
0:02:17 > 0:02:22You could have been the top of any profession you had chosen with your education.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Any profession at all.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Three O levels and an A level, you know?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29That's an Oooa. An Oooa he's got!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- You can get anything with those, can't you?- Oh, anything.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I could have gone in my dad's business.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- Of course you could, and I'll tell you this, sunbeam.- What?
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- If you had done, that hot dog cart would have been yours now.- Yes!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- And the mustard.- And the mustard. Is that a birthday present for me?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48I'm coming to that in a minute.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Ernie, can I tell the ladies and gentlemen of the studio audience
0:02:52 > 0:02:55and your fan in Rotherham how old you are today?
0:02:55 > 0:02:56- No.- Thank you.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Pardon?- No, you can't tell them.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Famous and popular stars of television
0:03:01 > 0:03:04don't go around telling everybody how old they are.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08I'm not asking a famous or a popular star, I'm asking you!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11My age is my business!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15I am not going to tell you how old I am and that's that.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Roll your trouser leg up.- What for? - Roll your trouser leg up.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- What are you going to do? - Find out how old you are.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23How can you do that?
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- You count the wrinkles and multiply by two!- I'm not a tree.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I've found out how old you are and I can tell the guests tonight
0:03:30 > 0:03:33at your big surprise party in a big posh house.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- A big surprise party in a big posh house?- Haven't you heard?- No.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Oh, I'm not going to tell you. - For me?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Yes, all the food and drink you can consume.- All laid on?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45It could develop into one of those later on!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51We will never really know, it depends if you play your cards right.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53A posh party just for me?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56If you will let me tell the ladies and gentlemen of the audience
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- and your fan in Rotherham how old you are.- You're joking?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Not with this material, I'm not, no.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03All right then.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06You can tell the ladies and gentlemen in the audience
0:04:06 > 0:04:09and my fan in Rotherham how old I am.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Ladies and gentlemen in the audience and your fan in Rotherham,
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Ernie today is 63. - No, I'm not 63!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20That's the address for the big posh party at the big posh house.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22All the food and drink you can eat free.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24That's my house, that's where I live.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I told you it was a surprise, didn't I?
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- All the food and drink free?- Yes. - You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- Happy birthday.- Is that my present? - Oh, yes. It's what you wanted.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37You dropped the card, you'll never make it now.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Shirley Temple's Greatest Hits.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45They're all on there.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47On The Good Ship Lollipop, Animal Crackers In My Soup,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49and various others.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53That's the best track on it, various others, do you know that?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- She's my favourite.- Always was, always will be, same age.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59# Animal crackers in my soup... #
0:04:59 > 0:05:00He's gone now.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02# Lions and tigers loop the loop... #
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- He's gone. - # We had such fun
0:05:05 > 0:05:07# Animal crackers in my soup. #
0:05:07 > 0:05:10# On the good ship Lollipop
0:05:10 > 0:05:12# It's a nice trip, into bed you hop... #
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Aagh!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Ladies and gentlemen, it's Frankie Vaughan.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:05:43 > 0:05:48Hello, kiddies. Welcome to The Sooty Show. Are you enjoying yourselves?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51That's grand, really grand.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55And now, let's say hello to the ever lovable Sooty.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- ERIC:- Could I have a word, please?
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- What?- Do you want me to put this stupid costume on?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- You want me to put it on?- Put it on now, they're already waiting.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11There's a big slit up the back.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14That's where I put my hand up.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Good night.- Come here!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- What are you trying to do? - He won't be a moment.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25That's not nice, you know.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27He's a little tinker, Sooty is, but he's grand, really grand.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Here he is now.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35APPLAUSE
0:06:37 > 0:06:42You've got my collar. Let go of my collar, I can't breathe.
0:06:42 > 0:06:48Hello, Sooty. Now, Sooty, don't get upset. He's lovely, Sooty is.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Say hello to the boys and girls. - Your thumb.- What?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Can you move your thumb, please?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56No, not that way. Just move.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Do you know what you're doing? - Of course I know what I'm doing.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- I've been taught properly, the man showed me how to do it.- What man?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Ronnie Corbett.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- It's Harry Corbett.- No, no, Ronnie Corbett, he does the glove puppet.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16What are you talking about, you fool? Ronnie Corbett is a glove puppet!
0:07:18 > 0:07:24And now then, kiddies, Sooty has a little surprise. Sooty, come here.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Sooty! Sooty! Don't keep running about like that.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33He's very playful, isn't he?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Now then, Sooty, what is this little surprise that you've got?
0:07:37 > 0:07:43- I can't hear what you're saying. - Well, take your hand off my neck.
0:07:43 > 0:07:48Oh, really, Sooty, that's grand, really grand. He's got a surprise for us.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53Sooty has made a special Christmas cake. Is that right, Sooty?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Where is it, Sooty? Go and get it, Sooty.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Sooty!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08There's a piece for everybody there, isn't there?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12What a lovely Christmas cake!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16But, Sooty, there's one thing missing, have you noticed?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19There's no icing on that Christmas cake.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Oh, really? That's grand, Sooty.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Go and get the icing, Sooty. Go and get it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Put the icing on...
0:08:34 > 0:08:37There's no icing in there, Sooty.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Naughty little Sooty.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Sooty, go and get the icing for the cake. Back down you go.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54He's grand, really GRA-AND!
0:09:00 > 0:09:01I've had enough.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Goodbye, kiddies.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15# How can I be sure
0:09:15 > 0:09:19# In a world that's constantly changing?
0:09:19 > 0:09:24# How can I be sure
0:09:24 > 0:09:29# Where I stand with you?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31# Whenever I
0:09:31 > 0:09:37# Whenever I am away from you
0:09:37 > 0:09:40# I want to die
0:09:40 > 0:09:46# Cos you know I want to stay with you
0:09:46 > 0:09:52# How do I know, baby, you're trying to use me?
0:09:52 > 0:09:56# Flying too high, you confuse me
0:09:56 > 0:10:02# Touch me but don't take me down
0:10:02 > 0:10:04# Whenever I
0:10:04 > 0:10:09# Whenever I am away from you
0:10:11 > 0:10:15# My alibi is telling people
0:10:15 > 0:10:19# I don't care for you
0:10:19 > 0:10:23# Maybe I'm just hanging around
0:10:23 > 0:10:27# With my head up upside down
0:10:27 > 0:10:29# It's a pity
0:10:29 > 0:10:37# I can't seem to find somebody who is as wonderful, baby, as you
0:10:41 > 0:10:44# How can I be sure?
0:10:44 > 0:10:48# I really, really wanna know
0:10:48 > 0:10:52# Really, really wanna know
0:10:52 > 0:10:56# Yeah
0:11:07 > 0:11:10# How's the weather?
0:11:10 > 0:11:14# Whether or not we're together
0:11:14 > 0:11:18# Together we'll see it much better
0:11:18 > 0:11:23# I love you, I love you for ever
0:11:23 > 0:11:27# You know where I can be found
0:11:29 > 0:11:32# How can I be sure
0:11:32 > 0:11:36# In a world that's constantly changing?
0:11:36 > 0:11:41# How can I be sure?
0:11:41 > 0:11:48# I'll be sure with you. #
0:11:48 > 0:11:52APPLAUSE
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- What?- What?- I'll tell you what.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05I won't tell you again. If you don't stop, you are going to be in trouble.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- I'll tell you that much. - There's no problem...
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Hold it, Brut. Hold it, hold it! That's enough. Get back, get back.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13It's my dog, Brut.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Brut?- Yeah. He'll splash it all over you, if you're not careful.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21I told you to leave him in the car!
0:12:21 > 0:12:24I can't get him in the car!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Well, how did he get here? - He towed me.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Well, get him off this stage. It's full of fleas.- That's true.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- Get off this stage, it's full of fleas.- Him, not the stage.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- I'm sorry. Have you seen him do his tricks?- No, I haven't.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39You watch him beg. Beg.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Oh, that's good.- Isn't that good? Die for the Queen.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Go on. This is good. Die for the Queen.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- Isn't that good? I tell you, he likes this as well.- Does he?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52LAUGHTER
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- And I'll tell you something else. - What?
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- The fellow who's stood there likes it as well.- Does he?- Yeah.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59APPLAUSE
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Off you go. Go on. Clear off. Tell them what the next programme is.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Oh, wonderful...
0:13:19 > 0:13:21MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- RADIO:- And that was very nice indeed.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06Now, the time? The time is coming up to 8:15 AM. I mean nine.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'm sorry about that...
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Anyway I can tell you it's Tuesday...
0:14:12 > 0:14:14No, hold on a minute, it's Wednesday and it's...
0:14:14 > 0:14:16LAUGHTER
0:14:16 > 0:14:18..our guest for this part of the programme,
0:14:18 > 0:14:21before Waggoner's Walk, Mr Max Bygraves.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24BOTH AS MAX BYGRAVES: I want to tell you a story.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29LAUGHTER
0:14:32 > 0:14:35..a lady who lives in Chipping Sodbury.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Her name is Irene Fortescue. Good morning, Irene...
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Well, we've played a verse of this well-known song
0:14:40 > 0:14:43to a number of contestants and they didn't get it.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Do you think you know it?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Well, whatever the case, we wish you the very best of luck.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Here is the verse...
0:14:50 > 0:14:53# Love, like they told me...
0:15:00 > 0:15:05# I have found my only love
0:15:05 > 0:15:09# I have you. #
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- CONTESTANT: - # On Ilkley Moor baht'at
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# On Ilkley Moor baht'at... #
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- I don't think so, do you?- No.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22# On Ilkley Moor baht'at. #
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Get off.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Thank you very much, Irene Fortescue.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30But I'm afraid you did sing the wrong song...
0:15:31 > 0:15:35In the meantime, for a Miss F Richmond
0:15:35 > 0:15:40and a Mr M Allison of Crystal Palace Road, The Stripper, by David Rose.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44MUSIC: "The Stripper" by David Rose
0:15:49 > 0:15:52THEY THROW BREAD IN TIME WITH MUSIC
0:15:58 > 0:16:01THEY CONTINUE TO MOVE IN TIME WITH THE MUSIC
0:17:47 > 0:17:49APPLAUSE
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Ladies and gentlemen, we would now like to present to you
0:17:52 > 0:17:55King Arthur And The Knights Of The Round Table.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57FANFARE
0:18:02 > 0:18:07Come, good Merlin. There is something here I would like you to see.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10What think you of this?
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- I beg your pardon. - What think you of this?
0:18:14 > 0:18:19Methinks it is a table, sire, a table of most unusual shape.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Dear Merlin, old friend and counsellor, I have chosen
0:18:22 > 0:18:25a table of such a shape so that when I sit down to feast
0:18:25 > 0:18:30with my brave knights, none shall be at the head, for all men are equal.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- That is because... - Rubbish! That's rubbish, that.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Good Lord!
0:18:38 > 0:18:44That is because Your Majesty is a kind...and wise ruler.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I am impatient to show this fine table to my most famous
0:18:47 > 0:18:50and bravest of knights, Sir Eric of the Lake.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Where is Sir Eric?
0:18:52 > 0:18:56I... Oh, yes, here he comes now, sir.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03- Sir Eric. He will be with us in a moment.- Hello, King. You working?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- You are here, aren't you?- Yes. - Hello, Merl.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10You've got a dead horse in there. Do you know that?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Sir Eric, the bravest of all my knights.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Right, that's me finished, I'm off.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I don't want to know about that business.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22That's the accepted thing.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You play your cards right, you're in there.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26LAUGHTER
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- That's what they do in the acting business.- Hey?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- It's all accepted.- What?!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33A magnificent suit of armour.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- What is he talking about?- You are supposed to be wearing armour.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41I haven't got any flaming armour, have I?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44I wouldn't be able to wear it anyway. It's too dangerous.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46You can't cough.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49And if those brass underpants are not riveted right,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52those little rivets can stick up and it's murder. Murder!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54And get that filled with ice cream. We'll have a party.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Your Majesty!
0:19:57 > 0:20:03Are you on a bicycle? Or are you walking? Are you on one wheel?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Do I have to put up with this ridi...
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Sounds like Charlie Chan!
0:20:07 > 0:20:12- Calm yourself, good Merlin. Tis merely an idle jest.- An idle jest?!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Sir Eric...- Yes, sir?
0:20:15 > 0:20:20- Oh, what's wrong?- Eric, yes, I would like you to look at this table. - This table?- What think you of?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- This one?- Yes, sir.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Wood.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Wood, solid.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Arthur Negul... What's his name? - Arthur Negus.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29I thought you would know him, yes.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Arthur Negus would do his nut about that! Second-century, rosewood.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Whoever made that was a genius. A genius! Who made it?- I did.- Stinks.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Please, gentlemen, my queen approaches! Queen Guinevere.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Your Majesty.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Hellfire, it's the Doctor!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51When I gaze upon your beauty, I think of the rose
0:20:51 > 0:20:53and it pales by comparison.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56My lord doth bring a blush to my cheek.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Keep going, Noddy!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04HIGH-PITCHED: When I gaze...
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Oh, he'll be singing his words, you know.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10When I gaze upon Your Majesty's beauty,
0:21:10 > 0:21:14it brings the first spring of youth to my tired old eyes.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16We shall fight in the streets!
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- Lord Merlin, dear friend... - Just a minute, please.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23That's his only perk in this show, that.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27When I look into your eyes, I say to myself,
0:21:27 > 0:21:28my horse has not had his oats.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- And, come to think of it, I... - LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- Just a quick touch. Ah! - Your Majesty, really!
0:21:39 > 0:21:43- Don't disgrace yourself, my Queen. Bring on the repast.- The repast!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45REGAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:54 > 0:21:58What you doing...? Oh, close!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Sit down, Peter, enjoy yourself.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02You'll be on that train in a few minutes.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Sir Eric! What would you like to eat?- Suckling pig and chips.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07- Suckling pig and chips?- Yes.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- And dumpling! - And dumpling.- Dumplings.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- That was a reminder.- Sir Eric...
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- What a fine actor this boy is. - No, it's a girl.- Is it?- Yes.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Could have fooled me from here!
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- You must be glad to be back from your travels.- Got a cold?
0:22:21 > 0:22:25I must ask you, Sir Eric - tell me about your doings.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Well...
0:22:34 > 0:22:36do I tell him or do I just get up and go?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39What did His Majesty ask you?
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- HIGH-PITCHED:- He wants to know what I've been doing!
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- What news of Carlisle?- They won 3-1!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51The second goal was a beauty, I'm told.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53One of the finest ever scored on that ground!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Mr Wise, I am sorry, but I just cannot continue.- Oh, please, sir!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- I have my reputation as an actor to consider.- King Arthur...
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- What's all this business? - No, stay in character, please.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Hey, do me a favour. Tell him we go all the way through a sketch,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07we don't cut it up, you know, like you do in films.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Those little guitar picks and everything. I've seen that.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Don't go too close, he'll bite your neck.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15- I'm very sorry.- Tell him the cheque is not in the post yet.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18- The cheque's not in the po... Never mind about that!- Tell him!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I can't work with amateurs.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- Very sorry about this, Peter. Please forget the whole thing. - Yes, yes, well, the only thing...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Couldn't think of anything to say now!- My career is in ruins anyway.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Yes, I know.- I'll just do business.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Now, leave it to me, sire. - Hurry up, get to the plot!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Now, listen, I have some very deadly poison placed in this ring.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- I will put it in this goblet, which is his drink, Sir Eric's drink.- Yes.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42He will be unconscious for two weeks.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Anything, so long as we can get rid of him.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Please divert his attention, Your Majesty.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47- Sir Eric...- Yes?!
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- What?- What thinks thou of my gown? - Did you get it off The Golden Shot?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Sir Eric, you come and sit down. - Thank you.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Am I forgiven for that outburst? - Oh, yes.- I'm sorry about that.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Don't worry about it, you're doing quite well for an amateur.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- May I suggest a toast?- Certainly.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- I would like to propose a toast to His Majesty, King Arthur.- Hallelujah!
0:24:16 > 0:24:17ALL: Hallelujah!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- His Majesty...- His Majesty... - ..King Arthur!- ..King Arthur!
0:24:22 > 0:24:27- But...- Eh?- Eh?- ..I would like to make the first toast to my lady, Queen Guinevere.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29ERIC AND ERNIE: Queen Guinevere.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31A nicer woman never drew breath.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Queen...- Queen...- ..Guinevere. - Queen Guinevere.- But, but!
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- I'd like to make some toast. - Propose a toast.- Yes.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- To, er, to that naked lady over there.- Naked lady, where?
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Over there.- I can't see a naked lady.- Did you see one?- No.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53You've got to be quick. Just a quick flash every now and again.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56- Her Majesty...- I think I'm the only one who sees it!
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- Her Majesty the Queen! - The Queen.- The Queen.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Aggggh, oh!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Got a deep voice, hasn't he?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- Excuse me, sire.- Certainly.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Your Majesty, may I propose a toast to your bravest knights?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- To my bravest knights?- Yes.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20What are we... What are we drinking to?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- We're drinking to his bravest knights.- Oh, good idea!- Yes.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Here we go.- To the bravest knights! - To the bravest knights!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- Must take me for a right mug.- Yes, it's true.- To my bravest knights.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Bravest knights.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Chablis, isn't it? Chablis?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Eh, agh, hoy, gah!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Well, that's two down and two to go.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56You thought that I was going to be poisoned, didn't you, then?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59You were... Agh! Huh-huh... Huh...
0:25:59 > 0:26:01- Hyah, agh!- Come, Watson...
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Come, Watson...- Ha-hey-hey!
0:26:07 > 0:26:12Now! Come, Watson. That is the finest disguise you ever wore.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15To Baker Street.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19- Has he gone?- Yes.- Eh? Are the cameras still on us?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Yeah, I think so. - Come on, then.- Where are you going?
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- Take this back to the flat, it's beautiful.- It is nice, isn't it? I'll take the silver.- You always do!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29APPLAUSE
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Peter!- Yes?!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52At last!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57BOOM!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:27:02 > 0:27:06# Bring me sunshine
0:27:06 > 0:27:08# In your smile
0:27:08 > 0:27:12# Bring me laughter
0:27:12 > 0:27:15# All the while
0:27:15 > 0:27:18# In this world where we live
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# There should be more happiness
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# So much joy you can give
0:27:24 > 0:27:27# To each brand-new bright tomorrow
0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Make me happy
0:27:29 > 0:27:32# Through the years
0:27:32 > 0:27:35# Never bring me
0:27:35 > 0:27:38# Any tears
0:27:38 > 0:27:41# Let your arms be as warm
0:27:41 > 0:27:44# As the sun from up above
0:27:44 > 0:27:49# Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love
0:27:52 > 0:27:55# Bring me sunshine
0:27:55 > 0:27:57# In your smile
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Bring me laughter
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# All the while
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# In this world where we live
0:28:05 > 0:28:08# There should be more happiness
0:28:08 > 0:28:11# So much joy you can give
0:28:11 > 0:28:14# To each brand-new bright tomorrow
0:28:14 > 0:28:16# Make me happy
0:28:16 > 0:28:18# Through the years
0:28:18 > 0:28:22- # Never bring me - Never bring me!
0:28:22 > 0:28:25- # Any tears - Oh, any tears!
0:28:25 > 0:28:31# Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above
0:28:31 > 0:28:37# Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love! #
0:28:37 > 0:28:38Get off!
0:28:38 > 0:28:41APPLAUSE