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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Hello, I'm Chris Corcoran.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06We're all getting incredibly excited about the biggest event of the year.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08It's The Really Welsh Christmas Quiz.

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Yes, this is a quiz that'll be much like Christmas Day,

0:00:21 > 0:00:24we've got some visitors, some festive decorations

0:00:24 > 0:00:26and we'll be aiming to get to the end of it

0:00:26 > 0:00:29without someone having a fight or saying something offensive.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32So we'll be asking questions about Christmas, Wales,

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Christmas in Wales, a Welsh Christmas, you get the general idea.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37It's time to meet our teams and, on our programme tonight,

0:00:37 > 0:00:40our first captain of team one is Mr Elis James.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Hello.

0:00:43 > 0:00:47I couldn't work out whether you were sort of a bah-humbug-y sort of person

0:00:47 > 0:00:50or whether you were a cry-at-a-John-Lewis-film...

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- Oh, I love it.- Do you love a Christmas?- I love Christmas.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Because you can't forget it or get it wrong, can you?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Always the same day every year.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Because, obviously, Easter changes, you know? Is it late, is it early?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06And also, with my birthday, I'm very bad at organising things,

0:01:06 > 0:01:08so there've been a couple of wash-outs.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12A few years ago, I sent an e-mail out on the day

0:01:12 > 0:01:13and ended up having a drink

0:01:13 > 0:01:16with my sister's ex

0:01:16 > 0:01:18and my landlord so...

0:01:18 > 0:01:22But, Christmas, everyone else does the organising on my behalf

0:01:22 > 0:01:24so I love it.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28And I think, judging by your team and their attire, they might love it too.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Who have you got on your team?

0:01:29 > 0:01:31It gives me pleasure to announce that, on my team tonight,

0:01:31 > 0:01:34I've got actress, singer, presenter Connie Fisher

0:01:34 > 0:01:36and also TV presenter Matt Johnson.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43And our other captain

0:01:43 > 0:01:45is Mr Miles Jupp.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- You've just moved to Wales, of course.- I have.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53- How's it going?- How was the move itself?- Yeah.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56It went quite well except...

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I got it all sorted. We left the house nice and early,

0:01:59 > 0:02:01all the children in the back of the car, all was going fine

0:02:01 > 0:02:04and then, just on the... West of London,

0:02:04 > 0:02:06I put 27 litres of petrol

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- into my diesel car.- Oh!

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Which set things back slightly

0:02:10 > 0:02:12but, as ever, I was very calm about the whole thing.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15I just thought, "This is one of those days when, you know,

0:02:15 > 0:02:17"you've put 27 litres of petrol in your people carrier

0:02:17 > 0:02:19"that contains five young children

0:02:19 > 0:02:23"who you're taking away from all their friends for the first time.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25"Let's just roll with it."

0:02:25 > 0:02:27So it didn't get off to the best of starts

0:02:27 > 0:02:29but everything turned up a few days later.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Everything's been, you know... - Well, you made it.- We made it.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Nothing got broken by the removals men.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35This'll be your first Welsh Christmas.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Expecting anything to be different?

0:02:37 > 0:02:39I just think it will be...

0:02:39 > 0:02:41I think it will just feel incredibly Welsh.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43I'm sure...

0:02:43 > 0:02:45What do you associate with the Welsh, Miles?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Well, the birth of Jesus.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53In fact, the whole Christ story, yeah.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I think they were all... Maybe the audio book I had of it

0:02:55 > 0:02:57when I was little was read by a Welsh actor

0:02:57 > 0:02:59so that's just been imbued with that

0:02:59 > 0:03:02but I think pretty much everyone in the Bible's Welsh, aren't they?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Certainly on our audio tapes. - Isn't Bethlehem in Carmarthenshire?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07You can go there to post your Christmas cards

0:03:07 > 0:03:09if you're that sort of person.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12I'm often looking for ways to fill the day so...

0:03:13 > 0:03:17Five hour round-trip to get a good postmark? Definitely.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Mr Miles Jupp, perhaps you'd like to introduce your team.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Well, I'm very fortunate to be joined

0:03:21 > 0:03:23by singer and actress Lucie Jones

0:03:23 > 0:03:25and stand-up comedian Omar Hamdi.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32OK, so we're onto the first round of the quiz.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36This is a round about Christmas tradition so fingers on the buzzers.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37OK, here we go.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39So put these traditions in the order

0:03:39 > 0:03:42they first became established in the UK.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Christmas crackers, Christmas trees, Christmas cards.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47BUZZ

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Miles Jupp.- I reckon first there was Christmas cards.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54OK, I'm going to say cards, trees, crackers.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Oh, no.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57BUZZ Matt Johnson.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59I'm going to say trees, cards, crackers.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01- And you'd be correct.- Boom.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Yes, contrary to popular belief,

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Prince Albert didn't introduce the Christmas tree.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12He is credited with making them popular in 1841.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15Christmas cards in 1843 and crackers in 1847.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- It all happened in the 1840s, Christmas.- Well, big decade.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22Christmas cards were invented in 1843 by Sir Henry Cole

0:04:22 > 0:04:26who was very much the Funky Pigeon of his day.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Does anyone know what was on the first Christmas card?

0:04:29 > 0:04:30BUZZ Elis James.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Hopefully, this is going to catch on.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38It should have been. It should have been.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40This isn't as good. Have a look at your screens.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42This is what was on the first Christmas card.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44It depicts three generations of a family

0:04:44 > 0:04:46including, if you look really closely,

0:04:46 > 0:04:49a small child being forced to drink wine.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Are they from Caerphilly?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Yeah!- That's my upbringing.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- That's my childhood in one picture. - That is you.- That is actually me.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Yeah, that's it, that was the first Christmas card.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03It just does go to prove, though, that Christmas really is Welsh.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- We invented Christmas. - Huge underage drinking going on,

0:05:06 > 0:05:08awful fashion sense. No, I'm joking.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Question two. Here we go.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Listen to this quote and buzz in

0:05:13 > 0:05:15if you know which famous book it is from.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17BUZZ Miles Jupp.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Is it the Bible?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23- No.- Oh, I'm out of guesses.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Yeah, OK. I'll give you the quote. Ready?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28I can never remember whether it snowed

0:05:28 > 0:05:30for six days and six nights when I was 12

0:05:30 > 0:05:32or whether it snowed for 12 days and 12 nights when I was six.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34BUZZ Elis James.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35A Child's Christmas in Wales.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- By who?- Dylan Thomas.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- Yes, it is.- Oh, yes!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Nailed it.- I was born to succeed at this quiz!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48What I like about this is that your competitiveness

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- is now starting to kick in.- Yes!

0:05:51 > 0:05:52OK, next question.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Watch this clip from the BBC archives.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58What was the toy and what was the year?

0:05:58 > 0:06:01And I've cut out the base

0:06:01 > 0:06:03and then cut it in half. Painted it again grey.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05BUZZ Elis James.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08It's the home-made Blue Peter Tracy Island,

0:06:08 > 0:06:11that was hugely successful

0:06:11 > 0:06:14and people couldn't buy Fairy liquid in shops and stuff

0:06:14 > 0:06:17because it was selling out and that is Anthea Turner.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Mate, not only have you got the answer

0:06:19 > 0:06:21and got the answer to my follow-up question,

0:06:21 > 0:06:24you've also named the presenter from her hands.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26That's incredible.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Absolutely incredible.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36Yeah, the huge demand for Tracy Island, the proper toy,

0:06:36 > 0:06:39meant that it all sold out so, in the New Year,

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Blue Peter did a make-your-own

0:06:41 > 0:06:45and, as you can tell, no difference. No difference between the two.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Any kid that got that would have been delighted, wouldn't they?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Absolutely chuffed to bits. - Did you make it, Elis?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53No. I was slightly too old. I observed the making of it.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56What a life and none of it wasted.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58He got the answer right, didn't he? Be fair.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Very impressive. Very impressive.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Yes, this is from way back in 1993.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Well done, Elis James.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08When Anthea Turner showed the nation how to make their own Tracy Island.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Tracey Island was, of course, famous for being home to the Thunderbirds

0:07:11 > 0:07:14and more recently has been used as an offshore tax haven

0:07:14 > 0:07:15by Gary Barlow.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18This was much more so successful than an earlier show

0:07:18 > 0:07:23in which John Noakes showed children how to make their own Barry Island.

0:07:23 > 0:07:28Very, very tricky to make a log flume out of a yoghurt pot, apparently.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30That was a clip from children's TV series Blue Peter

0:07:30 > 0:07:32but which of our contestants

0:07:32 > 0:07:36has also featured in a long-running children's TV series?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Miles Jupp, you can't answer.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39BUZZ Connie Fisher.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- Is it Miles Jupp?- It might be.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Let's have a little look at a clip.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45# What's the story in Balamory?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47# Wouldn't you like to know?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49# What's the story in Balamory?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51# Where would you like to go? #

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I got the idea from watching elephants on the television.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57They were sucking up water through their trunks

0:07:57 > 0:08:00and then squirting it out all over themselves to keep cool.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02If the children take one of these on holiday,

0:08:02 > 0:08:04they'll be able to have sprinkly water...

0:08:06 > 0:08:08..and cool air...

0:08:09 > 0:08:11..whenever they need it.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14That way they'll be able to spend all day in the sun

0:08:14 > 0:08:15without getting hot and bothered.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18Ladies and gentlemen, it was Mr Miles Jupp.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Right, here we go. So, Mr Miles Jupp, what was the name of your character?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- He was called Archie the Inventor. - And tell us how you got the part.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33I went to an audition, which was the morning after doing a programme

0:08:33 > 0:08:36we used to do on BBC Scotland called the Live Floor Show

0:08:36 > 0:08:37that I used to do with Frankie Boyle

0:08:37 > 0:08:39and The Reverend Obadiah Steppenwolfe III

0:08:39 > 0:08:43and, the next morning, I was showing how to make a mobile

0:08:43 > 0:08:46using paper plates and coat hangers.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Yeah, I just...- And you nailed it. - Well, I don't know.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50If you look at the end result,

0:08:50 > 0:08:53perhaps they wish they'd cast it another way

0:08:53 > 0:08:54but for whatever reason I did.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57I can remember lots of it but what we just saw

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I might as well have been watching for the first time.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03I wanted to know how it worked and what it was.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06- That's how people sort of describe the '60s.- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10If you can remember Balamory, I don't think you were in it.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- Yeah, no.- You weren't there, man!

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Have you got any clips of me being in a Michael Winterbottom film

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- to balance it out or is it just... - No, no, that's pretty much it.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- That's it. Fair enough. OK. - I did CBeebies as well.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26We need to look at a clip of me doing Doodle Do apparently, so here we are.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- All right, Doodle Do-ers.- Yeah!

0:09:29 > 0:09:30How's it going?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- That's really feathery. - Do you think it's all right?

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Yeah. Oh, but Chris!

0:09:35 > 0:09:36- What? What?- Chris, he can't see!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Well, of course he can't see because he hasn't got any...

0:09:39 > 0:09:40- BOTH:- Eyes!- Eyes.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42All right, so what are we going to use for the eyes

0:09:42 > 0:09:44out of orange tissue paper and black stickers?

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Stickers!- Well done, Stick. - Thank you.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50There we go. Now, look!

0:09:50 > 0:09:54How much does that look like a little chicken?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Yep, there it is.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00The best thing is, if you round to Corky's house,

0:10:00 > 0:10:02that clip is just on a permanent loop

0:10:02 > 0:10:04on about five different tellies.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Yeah, and that little chicken is in a frame. Yeah.

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Doodle Don't.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Right, here's the next question.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13What do Charlie Chaplin, WC Fields,

0:10:13 > 0:10:14James Brown, Eartha Kitt,

0:10:14 > 0:10:18Dean Martin and Nicolae Ceausescu all have in common?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20BUZZ Miles Jupp.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Did they all die on Christmas day?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- They did.- Oh, wow!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26They all died on Christmas day.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Nicolae Ceausescu was actually executed on Christmas Day

0:10:29 > 0:10:32along with his wife.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Yeah, that's the magic of Christmas right there.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35I was almost right.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39I thought, "Was Dean Martin executed on Christmas Day?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41"I don't remember that."

0:10:41 > 0:10:46Eartha Kitt died on Christmas Day but can you name a famous Christmas song

0:10:46 > 0:10:49sung by her originally that has been covered by...

0:10:49 > 0:10:50BUZZ

0:10:50 > 0:10:52..our own Katherine Jenkins? That's Miles Jupp.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Is it Santa Baby?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56It is Santa Baby.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04In verse one of the song, Eartha asks Santa for a yacht.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08In verse two, a ring and, in verse three, the deeds to a platinum mine.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Verse four, however, was cut out of the radio edit

0:11:11 > 0:11:13as it was Eartha's foul-mouthed response

0:11:13 > 0:11:14to what she actually received

0:11:14 > 0:11:17which was a five pound book token.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19So lots of famous people died on Christmas Day

0:11:19 > 0:11:22which is a bit bleak so we tried to find someone famous

0:11:22 > 0:11:23who was born on Christmas Day.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Did a bit of research.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Couldn't find anyone.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29So that's the end of Round One

0:11:29 > 0:11:31and I can tell you that

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Elis's team is in the lead.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34THEY CHEER

0:11:38 > 0:11:39OK, on to Round Two.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Our next round, we are going to start with a question for Elis's team.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Who are these celebrity Santas? There's your first one.

0:11:47 > 0:11:48- It's a woman.- Yes.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50BUZZ Matt Johnson.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Sian Lloyd?- Oh, I know.- No.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Is it Tanni Grey-Thompson? - Oh, that is a...

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Shall we have a look? Shall we see if you're right?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59THEY CHEER

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Whoa! Connie Fisher!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05I've got my X-ray eyes on.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Can see through things with these on.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Well, it's same teams so, El, Connie and Matt,

0:12:11 > 0:12:14have a little look at this one. Who's this?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16BUZZ Elis James.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17That is Joe Calzaghe.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Shall we have a look?

0:12:21 > 0:12:22Wow.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27And your final team question, Elis James.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Who is this person?

0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Oh, oh, no.- Oh, dear.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36El, already it's embarrassing that you don't recognise who this is.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- Oh, oh, oh. It's a comedian. - Yes.- It's a comedian, it's Josh...

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Josh what's his face.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45It's not, is it? Is it Josh Widdicombe?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Shall we have a look?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49It is Josh! No.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50THEY CHEER

0:12:54 > 0:12:56It is Josh Widdicombe.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58And would you like explain why that's a bit embarrassing, Elis James?

0:12:58 > 0:13:01He's one of my best friends.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03And I'm in a sitcom with him, and I looked at those eyes, you know,

0:13:03 > 0:13:05obviously, with the Santa beard,

0:13:05 > 0:13:08and I thought, "Well, he's about 70, that bloke."

0:13:08 > 0:13:11My friend Mike says that he looks like a pub dog,

0:13:11 > 0:13:13which I think is quite a sort of accurate...

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Well, you can make your own mind up as we have a little look at a clip.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Do you know I didn't try black pepper till I was 21?- Really?- Yeah.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Oh, I need to got to the shop to top my pay-as-you-go.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Will you get me a port from the bar? - Port?- Yeah.- Now?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Considering it's the present day?

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Yeah, I like the wine gum so I thought I'd try it.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Also, trust me, girls love a fortified wine.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Oh, hello.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41A pint for me and a port for my friend who is about to arrive.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Port? Who's your friend?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Isambard Kingdom Brunel?

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Yeah, Josh starring Josh Widdecombe and Elis James.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50El, you play a character called Owen

0:13:50 > 0:13:53who is obsessed with Welsh football and is very successful with women.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Yes.- To what extent is this fiction?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- 50% of it is true.- Yeah, which bits?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02I think we can all guess which bit is true.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03The football shirts.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07They're all my own and I get a lot of tweets after the show's gone out

0:14:07 > 0:14:10saying, "I don't know who you are but I'll give you 100 quid

0:14:10 > 0:14:14"for the Umbro 1990-1992 home shirt as long as you're about my size."

0:14:14 > 0:14:17And then I'll always reply and say things like,

0:14:17 > 0:14:20"Oh, it's my own shirt. It's not for sale.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23"But glad you're enjoying the show." And then they'll say things like,

0:14:23 > 0:14:26"I never said I was enjoying the show.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29"I just really like the shirt."

0:14:29 > 0:14:31I'm sorry about that tweet, by the way.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Right, here we go. Let's give Miles's team a shot, then.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36You guys, have a look at your screens.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39BUZZ Miles Jupp.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Is it JK Rowling?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- No.- Oh.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44I'll give you a clue. Olympics.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47First name - green-blue precious stone.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48BUZZ Lucie.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Jade.- Yes. Surname?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53Give me another clue.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Very, very Welsh. Most obvious... - Jones.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Correct.- Yes!- Yeah!

0:15:03 > 0:15:07Jade Jones won gold in the London Olympics in the Taekwondo.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08There she is.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11She wrote the Harry Potter books.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14You get another question, you chaps. Who is this person here?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16BUZZER

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Lucie?- Is that Simon Cowell? - Oh, shall we have a look?

0:15:19 > 0:15:22I know those evil eyes anywhere.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25APPLAUSE

0:15:25 > 0:15:28The most interesting thing about you most recently perhaps

0:15:28 > 0:15:31that people might've seen on social media is that you got engaged.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Congratulations! Lucie got engaged. APPLAUSE

0:15:34 > 0:15:37What was unusual about it was that Lucie's husband-to-be filmed

0:15:37 > 0:15:39the proposal over several months,

0:15:39 > 0:15:43starting on day nine of their relationship

0:15:43 > 0:15:46and then ending it on day 389,

0:15:46 > 0:15:50he basically filmed a little selfie saying, "Will you marry me?"

0:15:50 > 0:15:53on every single one of those days and then edited it all together

0:15:53 > 0:15:58and then gave her the video on day 390?

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Do you know what? It's bad...

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- You haven't watched it! - ..I don't remember what day it was.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Do you know his name?

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Have you opened the e-mail or was it just in your inbox?

0:16:09 > 0:16:10Er, no, it was amazing.

0:16:10 > 0:16:14He's so sweet, he's really lovely and, yeah, I'm very happy.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- That's very romantic.- Yeah, it was. - Ladies and gentlemen, romantic?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Yeah. Very romantic. - Romantic or axe murderer?

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Your final one, Miles' team, who's this person?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30I'll throw it out, anybody who wants to buzz in on this one.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31I'll give you a clue.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33BELL Matt Johnson?

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Dan Biggar.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Let's have a look, Matt Johnson.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Yes.- Yes, it is.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42APPLAUSE

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Yes, Wales' hero Dan Biggar was known for having one of the longest

0:16:45 > 0:16:48and most powerful kicks at this year's Rugby World Cup.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50In fact he only missed one kick all tournament

0:16:50 > 0:16:52and we've got a picture of it here.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57So, Matt, you did quite a lot of presenting with the Rugby World Cup.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59You started out doing presenting for BBC Wales,

0:16:59 > 0:17:01do you remember your first TV reporting job?

0:17:01 > 0:17:07My first ever presenting gig as a reporter was for Sport Wales

0:17:07 > 0:17:11and my challenge was to get a Welsh cap in any sport there was

0:17:11 > 0:17:13so I chose Australian rules football.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Got into the Welsh squad playing against England,

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- things didn't exactly go to plan. - Let's have a look.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22I haven't started so I'll be going on shortly

0:17:22 > 0:17:25and I'll be getting my first cap, I'm just raring to go.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36'I fell on my knees and I had...

0:17:37 > 0:17:39'..one good catch, two good hits,

0:17:39 > 0:17:41'on my second hit I just went over on my ankle.'

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Matt Johnson ended up in hospital with a fractured ankle

0:17:45 > 0:17:48after that tackle so we wish him a speedy recovery.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49SLIGHT LAUGHTER

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Oh, I'm glad you're all laughing(!)

0:17:51 > 0:17:54APPLAUSE

0:17:54 > 0:17:58But, yeah, I broke my fibular, dislocated my ankle,

0:17:58 > 0:18:00tore all the tendons, broke a lot of bones

0:18:00 > 0:18:04and I was in crutches...on crutches for a long time afterwards.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Funny thing was, you looked like you were faking it.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07That's what I was laughing at.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09It's not the X Factor, I wasn't putting more drama...

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- First thing you did was look at the camera and go, "Oh!"- "Oh!"

0:18:12 > 0:18:14No, it was awful.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16At the end of that round, ladies and gentlemen,

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I'm sure you're really excited to hear which team's winning

0:18:18 > 0:18:21and I can reveal that the team that is currently winning is Team Ellis.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24APPLAUSE

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Right, our next round is a music round

0:18:28 > 0:18:30and you're on the buzzers, everybody.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33We're going to play you two Christmas songs at the same time.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36One of them was a UK number one and one of them wasn't.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39I need the names of both songs and which one was the number one.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Let's hear the first one.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46- # Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer? - You know that sweet Santa Claus in on the way

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- # Has a tonne upon his sleigh? - Well, I... #

0:18:50 > 0:18:51BELL Ellis James.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade...- Yeah.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55..and I would imagine it was

0:18:55 > 0:18:58- I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday by Wizzard...- Yeah.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00..and that was the one that was number one.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Oh, no, I've got to offer it across. - Argh!

0:19:03 > 0:19:07- That answer but just with the number one the other way round.- Correct.

0:19:07 > 0:19:08APPLAUSE

0:19:08 > 0:19:10- Don't clap!- Nice, Miles!

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Let's have a listen. Let's have a listen.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14I feel very, very dirty.

0:19:14 > 0:19:20# So here it is merry Christmas, everybody's having fun... #

0:19:20 > 0:19:23I've never seen you look more disappointed, Elis James.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25# Well, I wish it could be Christmas every day... #

0:19:25 > 0:19:28No, he loved it!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Yes, I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday only got to number four

0:19:30 > 0:19:33in the charts. Of course if it was actually Christmas everyday,

0:19:33 > 0:19:36the economy would grind to a halt and it would be a nightmare but

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I wish it could be Christmas a bit more often than once a year,

0:19:39 > 0:19:40every fewu...

0:19:40 > 0:19:41Oh, sorry.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Argh! Run it again.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47But I wish it could be Christmas a bit more often than a year,

0:19:47 > 0:19:50every few weeks just isn't quite as catchy.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Don't give him too much credit, he is just reading out loud.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03I've been a confident reader for about 30 years now so...

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Here's the next one.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09And Elis isn't allowed to play.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11INSTRUMENTAL SECTIONS PLAY OVER ONE ANOTHER

0:20:11 > 0:20:13BELL Matt Johnson.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17- It's "Wham!"- Yes.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21- Last Christmas.- Last Christmas.- Yes.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25And then Robbie Williams with Nicole Kidman and Something Stupid.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Outstanding. Which one was the number one?

0:20:27 > 0:20:31I think, er, "Wham!" was number one.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- I've got to hand it over. - Oh, for crying out loud!

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Something Stupid, Something Stupid was number one.- Yes, it was, yeah.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40So you get the point. Well done, Miles Jupp.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41APPLAUSE

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Yes, we heard there Last Christmas by "Wham!".

0:20:43 > 0:20:45"Wham!" was made up of George Michael

0:20:45 > 0:20:47who went on to sell over 80 million records

0:20:47 > 0:20:51and Andrew Ridgeley who has over 1,000 points on his Nectar card.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Here's the next two of the mashup.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57INSTRUMENTAL SECTIONS PLAY OVER EACH OTHER

0:20:57 > 0:20:59BUZZER Lucie.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- I know one of them.- Yep. - Can we do them together?- Yep.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Is it Killing In The Name?- Yep. - That's the one I had.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07- By?- Rage Against The Machine.- Yes.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10And then the other one is Fairytale Of New York by The Pogues.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Pogues and Kirsty MacColl.- Well done, which one is the number one?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Get ready.- I know this because they beat us to the Christmas number one

0:21:16 > 0:21:19and it was supposed to be Joe McElderry with The Climb,

0:21:19 > 0:21:22great song, but it was actually Killing In The Name.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- It was.- Yes.- Well done. APPLAUSE

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Yes, Rage Against The Machine went to number one in 2009

0:21:30 > 0:21:31as a protest against The X Factor.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36It has the most swear words of any Christmas number one apart from

0:21:36 > 0:21:39the unedited version of Cliff Richard's Mistletoe And Wine.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45OK, final little mashup, here we go. Get on the buzzers.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS - # Silly games that you were playing

0:21:47 > 0:21:49# Empty words we were both were saying... #

0:21:49 > 0:21:52BELL Matt Johnson.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56- Robbie Williams, Angels. And Spice Girls, 2 Become 1.- Amazing.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Which of them was the number one? - Spice Girls, 2 Become 1.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Nailed it.- Boom!

0:22:00 > 0:22:01APPLAUSE

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Well done, Matt Johnson.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10Yes, 2 Become 1 by the Spice Girls reached number one in 1996

0:22:10 > 0:22:13and is to date the only number one inspired by the merger

0:22:13 > 0:22:15of Cheltenham & Gloucester and the Lloyds TSB.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20At the end of that round,

0:22:20 > 0:22:23I can reveal that Team Elis is still winning.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24CONNIE CHEERS

0:22:24 > 0:22:27APPLAUSE

0:22:28 > 0:22:31All right, onto the next round of The Really Welsh Christmas Quiz

0:22:31 > 0:22:35and I'm going to ask you to choose a Christmas snack which will be

0:22:35 > 0:22:37a tenuous link into a question.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40So have a look at your screens at the snacks that we're going to offer you.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Choose from mince pies, dates, figs,

0:22:42 > 0:22:45a chocolate Santa, Caerphilly cheese and Turkish Delight.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Here we go. Omar, you're first up. Choose a snack, please.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50I will choose dates.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53- So your question is about dates in the calendar.- Weyy!

0:22:53 > 0:22:56THEY LAUGH

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Here we go. Ready?- Yeah.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01If Christmas Day is the first day of Christmas,

0:23:01 > 0:23:04according to the song A Partridge In A Pear Tree,

0:23:04 > 0:23:07what would be delivered on January 3rd?

0:23:07 > 0:23:08First of all,

0:23:08 > 0:23:11we need to work out what number in the days of Christmas that is.

0:23:11 > 0:23:17- Well done.- Ten. Ten.- Are you already there?- Ten.- OK, so it's the tenth.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Lords a-leaping.- How many?- Ten. - Correct. Yes.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22APPLAUSE

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Ten lords a-leaping would be delivered on January 3rd

0:23:25 > 0:23:28or realistically more likely you'd probably get one

0:23:28 > 0:23:29of those little red cards saying

0:23:29 > 0:23:33"Sorry you were out, we'll try and deliver your lords tomorrow."

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Omar, Welsh comedian, Egyptian comedian, grown up in Wales,

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- how was your Christmas? - It was brilliant.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42We love Christmas, we really... In my house, Christmas is a big deal.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46- Yeah?- Cos it means it's six months till Eid, do you get me?

0:23:46 > 0:23:50- So you just celebrate...?- Christmas, six months till Ramadan as well.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Six months to Ramadan, seven months till Eid.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Ramadan's a big deal, you know?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57So you would ramp up, you would ramp it up, you'd do every religious...

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- I do everything.- ..celebration? - I just do everything.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02At school I was just changing my religion every couple of weeks.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Greedy!- Sorry, it's Diwali,

0:24:04 > 0:24:07Hanukah, whatever, just do them all.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09- Just do them all.- What do you do at Eid so I can do it in six months?

0:24:09 > 0:24:13We buy clothes and we go clubbing cos that's how

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Muslims traditionally celebrate.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21- That's just how we do it.- I like it. - Respect my culture.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22That's how we do it.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26OK, next question. Connie, same thing, choose a snack.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28- Caerphilly cheese.- OK.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32This is a question for you about somewhere fairly close to Caerphilly.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36What does the Queen get from Ystrad Mynach every Christmas?

0:24:36 > 0:24:39I'll give you a clue, you have them on the Christmas table, they go bang.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Crackers. - Really?

0:24:43 > 0:24:47Yeah, they are made by Tom Smith Crackers

0:24:47 > 0:24:49who are based in Ystrad Mynach in the Rhymney Valley

0:24:49 > 0:24:51and they have a Royal Warrant

0:24:51 > 0:24:55- and the Queen's crackers are designed and made by hand in Wales.- Oh.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59Yes, Christmas crackers were invented in 1847 by Tom Smith and since then

0:24:59 > 0:25:03have almost single-handedly supported the miniature screwdriver industry.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04LAUGHTER

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Lucie, pick a snack.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08Chocolate Santa, please.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12OK. Take a look at this. Have a look at your screen.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13HORNS BLARE

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Oh, my God.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18- What is this?- What are they doing?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Is this Black Friday?

0:25:20 > 0:25:21LAUGHTER

0:25:21 > 0:25:25It's a Santa run. But where in Wales was the first ever Santa run?

0:25:25 > 0:25:26BEEPING

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Newport!

0:25:27 > 0:25:28- BEEPING No.- Newtown?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Yes, Omar!- Yes, bruv!

0:25:30 > 0:25:31APPLAUSE

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Yes, the answer was Newtown in mid Wales.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Sadly no longer running, that race.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38- Oh! - ALL:- Awh!

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Yes. Matt, choose a snack.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Ooh, erm...

0:25:43 > 0:25:44..mince pies.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Mince pies are traditionally left out for Santa on Christmas Eve.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49The night before Christmas.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Can you complete this poetic couplet?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53"'Twas the night before Christmas,

0:25:53 > 0:25:54"when all through the house..."

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Ooh!

0:25:55 > 0:25:58"Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."

0:25:58 > 0:25:59- Correct, Connie Fisher.- Yes!

0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Oh, well done.- Well done, Connie. - APPLAUSE

0:26:02 > 0:26:03The bonus question.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06In the poem, Santa Claus arrives and calls his reindeers by name.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08What are the names of the eight reindeers?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10BELL RINGS Connie Fisher?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Vixen, Prancer, Dancer.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Rudolph's got to be one of them.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Uh-uh! Rudolph's not one of them.- Oh!

0:26:17 > 0:26:19- I'm handing it over. - Hang on.- So you've got, so far,

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Dancer, Prancer, Vixen.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Donner?- Yeah.- Blitzen.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Yeah.- How many more are there? - Er, one, two, three.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25- Dasher. - BELL RINGS

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Dasher, yeah. Connie Fisher?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30- I'm channelling the Rudolph. - Come on.

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Comet.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32- Correct.- Yes!- And Cupid!

0:26:32 > 0:26:34- Yes, it is.- Whoo!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Connie Fisher. APPLAUSE

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Yeah, Dancer, Dasher,

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46And Rudolph is an American invention from the 1930s.

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- And he appears in the song that was written in 1949.- Oh!

0:26:49 > 0:26:51So he's not technically part of Santa's crew.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52Can we talk about Cupid?

0:26:52 > 0:26:56Cos isn't Cupid the guy who does the bows when people fall in love?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58- Yeah. - And he's also a reindeer?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00You'd have time in the year to do both jobs.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02LAUGHTER

0:27:02 > 0:27:04If you're declaring both sources of income!

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Working for Father Christmas, that is basically, that is seasonal work.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08LAUGHTER

0:27:08 > 0:27:10He's probably on a zero-hours contract.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12- There's no love matches over the Christmas period.- Yeah.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14- People fall out, if anything. - LAUGHTER

0:27:14 > 0:27:16Cos he's busy flying away. That's right.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18- Because he's dressing as a reindeer.- Yeah.- Makes sense.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21Miles, choose your snack from the screen, please.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22- OK, Turkish delight.- OK.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24You have chosen Turkish delight.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26So this is a question about Christmas turkeys.

0:27:26 > 0:27:27LAUGHTER

0:27:27 > 0:27:30- You meant the country, didn't you? Or did you...?- Yeah.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32- I meant... Yeah.- Turkeys are the favourite bird

0:27:32 > 0:27:34- on the Welsh Christmas table, Miles. - Uh-huh.

0:27:34 > 0:27:36But where do turkeys come from originally?

0:27:36 > 0:27:39- Jordan? - Just say Turkey.

0:27:39 > 0:27:40- Turkey?- Er...- The sky?

0:27:40 > 0:27:41- What?- England?

0:27:41 > 0:27:43No. North America.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Which fictional character in a famous Christmas story

0:27:45 > 0:27:47wakes up on Christmas Day and sends a boy to buy a...?

0:27:47 > 0:27:49BEEPING Miles Jupp?

0:27:49 > 0:27:50Scrooge.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Correct. All teams, just chucking it out there.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Do you like turkey or do you have something different?

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Do you have turkey? What do you do?

0:27:57 > 0:27:58Team? Let's... Can we confer?

0:27:58 > 0:28:01- Yep. - Shall we have a turkey?

0:28:01 > 0:28:02LAUGHTER

0:28:02 > 0:28:04- We're having a turkey.- Can I say, in our house, we have turkey

0:28:04 > 0:28:06on Boxing Day, cos it is cheap.

0:28:06 > 0:28:07LAUGHTER

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Seriously! My mum turns up every Boxing Day,

0:28:10 > 0:28:12- MIDDLE EASTERN ACCENT: - "I got five turkey!

0:28:12 > 0:28:14- "It's a bargain! Come on!" - LAUGHTER

0:28:14 > 0:28:16"I love Christmas!

0:28:16 > 0:28:18"We put it in freezer for Ramadan!"

0:28:18 > 0:28:19- She loves it. - LAUGHTER

0:28:19 > 0:28:21I'm not even making this up for TV.

0:28:21 > 0:28:22- I'm... - LAUGHTER

0:28:22 > 0:28:23El, choose a snack.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26Er...figs, please.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28This is a question about viewing fig-ures.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Oh, yes. - LAUGHTER

0:28:30 > 0:28:34Morecambe and Wise, in 1977, got 28 million viewers.

0:28:34 > 0:28:37EastEnders, in 1986, got 30 million viewers.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39In the last 15 years, only one TV programme

0:28:39 > 0:28:43has had more than 20 million viewers on Christmas Day in the UK.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Was it... A) Only Fools and Horses

0:28:45 > 0:28:46B) Coronation Street

0:28:46 > 0:28:48or C) Men Behaving Badly?

0:28:48 > 0:28:50Er, in the last 15 years?

0:28:50 > 0:28:52- Yep.- Only Fools and Horses.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54- Yep.- Yes! - LAUGHTER

0:28:54 > 0:28:56- It was Batman and Robin, wasn't it? - APPLAUSE

0:28:56 > 0:28:59- Yeah! Batman and Robin. - Yeah. 20.3 million in 2001.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Bonus question, in 2014, one programme,

0:29:01 > 0:29:04which had been consistently in the top ten on Christmas Day

0:29:04 > 0:29:08for the previous 15 years finally made it to the number one spot.

0:29:08 > 0:29:09But what was it?

0:29:09 > 0:29:10- BEEPING - The news?

0:29:10 > 0:29:11Miles Jupp?

0:29:11 > 0:29:13Er, the Queen's Speech?

0:29:13 > 0:29:14It was the Queen's Speech.

0:29:14 > 0:29:15Yeah.

0:29:15 > 0:29:18APPLAUSE

0:29:18 > 0:29:21Yeah. The answer is the Queen's Christmas Day message,

0:29:21 > 0:29:24which was the most watched Christmas Day programme in 2014.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27And so... Ooh! A bit of excitement,

0:29:27 > 0:29:29because I can reveal that the two teams

0:29:29 > 0:29:31are currently drawing...

0:29:31 > 0:29:32- Ooh!- Uh-oh!

0:29:32 > 0:29:34- ..in the quiz.- Yes!

0:29:34 > 0:29:36APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:29:36 > 0:29:39We're coming!

0:29:39 > 0:29:40Final round. Fingers on the buzzers.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43For this round, I'm going to give you a line from a Christmas carol

0:29:43 > 0:29:45or a song and you tell me what comes next.

0:29:45 > 0:29:47Here we go. First one.

0:29:47 > 0:29:48# Hark, the herald angels sing # RINGING

0:29:48 > 0:29:50- Connie Fisher? - # Glory to the newborn king. #

0:29:50 > 0:29:51- Correct.- Smashed it.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53Brown paper packages... BEEPING

0:29:53 > 0:29:54# Brown paper packages tied up with string.

0:29:54 > 0:29:56# These are a few of my favourite things. #

0:29:56 > 0:30:00- Correct. Oh! Unlucky, Con.- Apologies.

0:30:00 > 0:30:01# So here it is, Merry Christmas. #

0:30:01 > 0:30:03BELL RINGS Connie Fisher?

0:30:03 > 0:30:04- Everyone? - BEEPING

0:30:04 > 0:30:05No. Lucie Jones?

0:30:05 > 0:30:08# Everybody's having fun. #

0:30:08 > 0:30:10- Agh!- Correct. Slade, Merry Christmas, Everyone.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12Hang on, it's the same song?

0:30:12 > 0:30:13- SHE SINGS:- # Merry Christmas... #

0:30:13 > 0:30:16- No, it's a different song, babe.- Oh. - The whole world...

0:30:16 > 0:30:18- ALL SHOUT:- Whoa! - No, no...!- Fight!

0:30:18 > 0:30:21LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

0:30:21 > 0:30:24- IN STRONG WELSH ACCENT:- Come on. I'm from Pentyrch, all right?

0:30:24 > 0:30:26I'll haves ya.

0:30:26 > 0:30:27Er...

0:30:27 > 0:30:28# Deck the halls... # BUZZER RINGS

0:30:28 > 0:30:29Miles Jupp?

0:30:29 > 0:30:31La la la la la, la la la la?

0:30:31 > 0:30:32No. Connie Fisher? BELL RINGS

0:30:32 > 0:30:34- Sorry, what did you sing? - LAUGHTER

0:30:34 > 0:30:37# Deck the halls with boughs of holly... #

0:30:37 > 0:30:38# ..fa la la la la, la la la la. #

0:30:38 > 0:30:40FA la la la la. GROANING

0:30:40 > 0:30:42- Oh, ya...! - Fa la la la la. Sorry, Miles.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44- With perfect pitch as well. - ALL TALK

0:30:44 > 0:30:45- Lovely. - Full of technicality.

0:30:45 > 0:30:47# Christian children all must... #

0:30:47 > 0:30:48BUZZER RINGS Miles Jupp?

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Christian children all must be mild, obedient, good as He.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52Correct. Once in Royal David's City.

0:30:52 > 0:30:54# Where the tree tops glist... # BELL RINGS

0:30:54 > 0:30:56- Connie Fisher? - # And...

0:30:56 > 0:30:58- TEAM:- # Children listen... - # To hear sleigh bells in...

0:30:58 > 0:30:59- TEAM:- # The snow. #

0:30:59 > 0:31:00Correct, yes. White Christmas.

0:31:00 > 0:31:04Bonus question. When was the last white Christmas in Wales?

0:31:04 > 0:31:05BUZZER RINGS

0:31:05 > 0:31:06- Miles Jupp?- 2014.

0:31:06 > 0:31:08No. BELL RINGS

0:31:08 > 0:31:09Matt Johnson?

0:31:09 > 0:31:1120...11?

0:31:11 > 0:31:13- No. 2004.- Oh!

0:31:13 > 0:31:14How is it defined, by the way?

0:31:14 > 0:31:16How is it defined if there's a white Christmas?

0:31:16 > 0:31:18- RINGING - Oh, erm...- Elis James?

0:31:18 > 0:31:20A flake of snow on the roof of TV C...?

0:31:20 > 0:31:23- On the...the meteorological office? - In Wales? In Wales?

0:31:23 > 0:31:24- BUZZER RINGS - Er, BBC's TV Centre...

0:31:24 > 0:31:25No. Lucie Jones?

0:31:25 > 0:31:27When you can see Santa's footprints...

0:31:27 > 0:31:29LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

0:31:29 > 0:31:31I'm giving you that. Well done.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33I've got to put you right, cos, if people at home

0:31:33 > 0:31:36hear you say it's Santa's footprint and then it isn't, technically,

0:31:36 > 0:31:38people can write in to the BBC and complain.

0:31:38 > 0:31:39LAUGHTER

0:31:39 > 0:31:41- And I will.- So... CHRIS LAUGHS

0:31:41 > 0:31:43So, no, it's not Santa's footprint, Lucie, no.

0:31:43 > 0:31:48It is when a single snowflake falls on the Millennium Stadium.

0:31:48 > 0:31:49That's how you know.

0:31:49 > 0:31:50If the BBC are looking to make cuts,

0:31:50 > 0:31:52I would close down the complaints department.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54LAUGHTER

0:31:54 > 0:31:56- That would save a bit of money. - LAUGHTER

0:31:56 > 0:31:592010 was the last Christmas where snow was on the ground in Wales.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01There you go.

0:32:01 > 0:32:02# Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. #

0:32:02 > 0:32:04BELL RINGS Connie Fisher?

0:32:04 > 0:32:05# Jack Frost...

0:32:05 > 0:32:07# nipping at your...

0:32:07 > 0:32:08- # t... - Nose or toes?

0:32:08 > 0:32:09# Toes? #

0:32:09 > 0:32:10- No.- Nose! - BUZZER RINGS

0:32:10 > 0:32:12# Nose! #

0:32:12 > 0:32:13- Nose, correct.- Mother...! - LAUGHTER

0:32:13 > 0:32:1450-50, wasn't it?

0:32:14 > 0:32:16# If I were a wise man, I would play...

0:32:16 > 0:32:17BUZZER RINGS Miles Jupp?

0:32:17 > 0:32:19If I were a wise man, I would play my part.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21- HE SINGS FLATLY: - # But what I can I give Him

0:32:21 > 0:32:23- # Give my heart. # - LAUGHTER

0:32:23 > 0:32:24No.

0:32:24 > 0:32:26- LAUGHTER - After all that effort.

0:32:26 > 0:32:29- He put so much effort in!- Here it is, Merry Christmas?

0:32:29 > 0:32:30No, it's... Oh, I will give you that.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32It's "yet". It's "yet what I have given Him"

0:32:32 > 0:32:33- Oh.- I was being very strict,

0:32:33 > 0:32:36but you sang it so beautifully, we will give you the point.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38You can't start being strict now.

0:32:38 > 0:32:39LAUGHTER

0:32:39 > 0:32:42Nah, good point. It's "Yet what I have, I give Him

0:32:42 > 0:32:43"give my heart".

0:32:43 > 0:32:45In the Bleak Midwinter.

0:32:45 > 0:32:47And that's the end of the quiz.

0:32:47 > 0:32:48- ALL:- Awh!

0:32:48 > 0:32:50APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:32:53 > 0:32:55And I can reveal the final score.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58And the fairies sitting on top of the tree,

0:32:58 > 0:33:00this year are...

0:33:02 > 0:33:03..team Miles Jupp.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06- No!- Awh!

0:33:06 > 0:33:07APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:33:10 > 0:33:11Yay! Yeah!

0:33:12 > 0:33:16Yes, that's it from Elis, from Connie, Matt, Miles, Lucie, Omar.

0:33:16 > 0:33:18And from me, Chris Corcoran.

0:33:18 > 0:33:21Join us next time on The Really Welsh New Year Quiz.

0:33:21 > 0:33:24But, for now, goodbye and we hope you have a very happy Christmas.

0:33:24 > 0:33:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING