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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Christmas Day has come and gone but it doesn't mean the fun has to stop

0:00:05 > 0:00:09because we're all ready to play The Really Welsh New Year Quiz.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:18 > 0:00:21Yes, as the leftover turkey and the Christmas pud cling on in the fridge

0:00:21 > 0:00:24and used wrapping paper fills three black bags by the back door,

0:00:24 > 0:00:28it's time for a festive quiz where the answer isn't always Wales

0:00:28 > 0:00:30but we do like the questions to have a Welsh connection,

0:00:30 > 0:00:35so let's meet our first team captain, comedian and actor, Mr Elis James.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37APPLAUSE

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Hey, mate.- Hello. - How was your Christmas?

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Well, it's June, so...

0:00:45 > 0:00:47This show is pre-recorded.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50I would imagine it's going to be great.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52How do you think it might go? Where will you have it?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Well, I've got six months to decide.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56LAUGHTER

0:00:56 > 0:00:58I don't know. It could be New York.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59Are you in Carmarthen?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Yeah, I would imagine it will be Carmarthen, but who knows?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04I mean, my parents could move.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08I tell you one thing, I think Brazil might win the 2014 World Cup.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10LAUGHTER

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Elis James, introduce us to your team.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Right, it gives me great pleasure to announce, on my team tonight,

0:01:16 > 0:01:20we've got weather presenter Behnaz Akhgar and actress Nicola Reynolds.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22APPLAUSE

0:01:22 > 0:01:25And now it's time to meet our second captain

0:01:25 > 0:01:29who is a presenter of Radio 4's The News Quiz, Mr Miles Jupp.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31APPLAUSE

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Welcome to the show, mate.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35We were having a little squiz at your CV.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38You've done ever so well over the last few years.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41You were in Harry Potter. Ladies and gentlemen, he was in Harry Potter.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42APPLAUSE

0:01:42 > 0:01:46- What were you in Harry Potter? - I was in it for about...that long.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49In the fifth one, Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I played a weatherman.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53But, honestly, it's so quick. It's so quick.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56I went to see it with friends and, when I came on, they went "Wahey!",

0:01:56 > 0:01:58and, consequently, missed my line.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00LAUGHTER

0:02:00 > 0:02:05You're also in Monuments Men, which is George Clooney's directed film...

0:02:05 > 0:02:09- Yeah.- ..and you were starring with Matt Damon,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12Bill Murray and John Goodman.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- What role are you in this?- He was called Sergeant Fielding, I think.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19I think it was somebody...

0:02:19 > 0:02:21I can't remember his rank but his surname was Fielding.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I haven't seen it but my scenes are with Clooney.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27We had a little look at the poster when we were doing this research.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- I'm pretty sure... - If you look at the poster,

0:02:30 > 0:02:33you're not actually on it, which is a bit harsh, we thought,

0:02:33 > 0:02:35so, actually, we did this.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37LAUGHTER

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Mr Miles Jupp.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41He is on the poster. He is on the poster.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Miles, would you like to introduce us to your team?- Certainly.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48On my team tonight, Newport rapper Eggsy.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50APPLAUSE

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Eggsy Rutledge, as we called him at school.- Thank you.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57And legendary comedian Owen Money.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:03:00 > 0:03:02OK, let's crack on.

0:03:02 > 0:03:07Round one is a look back at some of the stories in the news in 2015.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Buzz in if you think you know the answer. Here we go.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15In October 2015, who said, "That was the best loss in my career",

0:03:15 > 0:03:16and about what?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Elis should know this answer. - The best loss...?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23In October 2015, who said, "That was the best loss of my career".

0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Was it a boxer?- No. What's your favourite sport, Elis?- Football.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Oh, right!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Presumably, Aaron Ramsey.- No.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32- Gareth Bale.- Yes.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35BUZZER Owen Money.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- When they lost to...- To Bosnia. Out in Bosnia.- Hang on.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I was going to say that.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43- It's come over this side now. - Has it?- Yeah.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46Herzegovina, just finishing off for him.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Yeah, that's correct. Well done, Owen. Owen gets the point.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51APPLAUSE

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Sorry, El. Back to you, though. You are a massive football fan.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- You went out to some of those games as well. What was it like?- Yes.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02I went out to Cyprus, I went out to Belgium.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04I couldn't go to Bosnia

0:04:04 > 0:04:08- because I was doing stand-up at a charity event.- In Herzegovina?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10No, sadly not.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12But I don't think I've ever done stand-up

0:04:12 > 0:04:15with such a resentful look on my face.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19When we qualified, I had a cry in the dressing room.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20- Did you?- Yeah, yeah.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23You're quite laid-back. I've known you for some time.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24You're quite quiet,

0:04:24 > 0:04:26but when you get on a football terrace, you go bananas.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Tops off.- Tops off. Explain that to me.

0:04:29 > 0:04:34Something happens to me whenever I'm, sort of, watching Wales play.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Yeah, the top comes off, pictures get tweeted.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39LAUGHTER

0:04:39 > 0:04:42When you take your top off, how long do you leave it off for,

0:04:42 > 0:04:44until the end of the game or do you put it back on?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46I put it back on very, very quickly.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50- What about you, Ow, are you looking forward to...- I'm going, actually.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- With Andy Legg, who used to play for Cardiff City.- Are you? And Swansea.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Him and I are going on a motorhome and we're going to film it all

0:04:57 > 0:04:59so I'm looking forward to that.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Waiting for the draw. It's been, of course! - LAUGHTER

0:05:03 > 0:05:07I can't wait to go to the South of France, please, God!

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Here we go, next question.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11In May 2015, in the Gower,

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Byron Davies had something which was the smallest in the UK. What was it?

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- BUZZER Eggsy.- Fun-size Mars bar.- No.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Not a fun-size Mars bar. I'll give you a clue. It was politics.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24What would you...

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- BUZZER Owen Money.- A majority.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Well done, Owen Money. Yes, a majority of 27.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Well done. Correct answer.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34APPLAUSE

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Yes, Byron Davies took the seat of the Gower from the Conservatives

0:05:37 > 0:05:40by the narrowest margin in the UK - just 27 votes.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yes, in the 2015 General Election, the Conservatives won

0:05:43 > 0:05:47the Gower constituency with a tiny majority of 27.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51What a difference a new old people's home can make! LAUGHTER

0:05:51 > 0:05:55The next story was one of the biggest of the year in Wales.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Have a look at this. What was this story about?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00BUZZER Eggsy.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Is it a creature with a packet of crisps on its head?- Yes.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- If you tell me the creature, I'll give you the point.- It's a cat.- Yes.

0:06:06 > 0:06:10- That's the story.- Yes! Did I get a point?- Yes.- Wonderful!

0:06:10 > 0:06:11APPLAUSE

0:06:12 > 0:06:14BUZZER

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Is someone buzzing in? Owen?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I thought he had the sack from Coronation Street, actually.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22LAUGHTER

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Yes, it must have been a slow day back in November this year

0:06:26 > 0:06:30as several newspapers and the BBC News website reported the story

0:06:30 > 0:06:32of a cat in Haverfordwest who was stuck on the roof

0:06:32 > 0:06:35with a crisp packet on its head. LAUGHTER

0:06:35 > 0:06:38For a bonus point, does anyone know how the cat got down?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40BUZZER Owen Money?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- He was a 'walker'. - AUDIENCE SIGHS

0:06:43 > 0:06:45APPLAUSE

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Brilliant. Two bonus points for Owen Money.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52No, the cat was coaxed down by the RSPCA

0:06:52 > 0:06:54by an inspector called Rohan Barker.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Something initially he wasn't going to admit to

0:06:57 > 0:07:00but eventually he felt it necessary to let the cat out of the bag.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Come on!

0:07:02 > 0:07:03APPLAUSE

0:07:03 > 0:07:08Next question, what happened at midnight on June 30th, 2015?

0:07:10 > 0:07:15I'll give you a clue. It happened at 23:59:60.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18BUZZER Miles Jupp.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20The clocks went...

0:07:21 > 0:07:22..forward.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23No.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25BUZZER Miles Jupp.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- The clocks went... No, they didn't.- No.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31We just had an extra second to sort things out a bit.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Yeah, I'll give you that. A leap second was added to compensate for

0:07:35 > 0:07:38the fact that the Earth is rotating more slowly each day than the last

0:07:38 > 0:07:41so that the time as determined by an atomic clock

0:07:41 > 0:07:44is running more accurately than the world itself.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Yeah. If a picture is slightly off, you just...

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Just put it back. It's the equivalent, but with the world.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53LAUGHTER

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Did anyone do anything useful with their leap second?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57That would be telling.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- I just had a big think. - LAUGHTER

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- I put a white wash on. - LAUGHTER

0:08:03 > 0:08:05- I learned to play the piano. - LAUGHTER

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Yes, this is the news that in June 2015,

0:08:09 > 0:08:11we were all given an extra second at midnight.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Many people didn't adjust their clocks, causing carnage

0:08:14 > 0:08:17as thousands of people arrived a second early for work.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18LAUGHTER

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Next question.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Which fictional language was chosen by the Welsh government

0:08:23 > 0:08:25to respond to an official enquiry...?

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Klingon.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Eggsy's buzzed in.- Get in!

0:08:28 > 0:08:32- The answer is Klingon. - I love a good alien question.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33APPLAUSE

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Yes, this was from Conservative AM Darren Millar,

0:08:36 > 0:08:40sent in an official enquiry and the answer came back in Klingon.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Do you know the story, to talk about it a little bit?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I just have an obsession with aliens.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I saw the word Klingon in the paper and it stuck with me for months.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Now I get to use that information in a quiz environment. Wonderful.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Well, you nailed it, because the Shadow Health Minister Darren Millar

0:08:53 > 0:08:56asked for details of UFO sightings at Cardiff Airport

0:08:56 > 0:08:59and a Welsh government spokesman responded with this.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Look at your screens.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Literally, that's what they sent back in an official correspondence,

0:09:04 > 0:09:09which, in full, translates as, "The Minister will reply in due course.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12"However, this is a non-devolved matter."

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Fair enough. - LAUGHTER

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Eggsy, of course, you did a series called The Unexplainers,

0:09:17 > 0:09:20which was looking at unexplained phenomena around Wales.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- What was your favourite mystery? - All sorts of things.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Big cats, ghosts, aliens.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29For me, Berwyn Mountain Range, '70s, something happened.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30There was a massive crash.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34I think it was an alien spaceship, although I didn't quite find out.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37But, from what I know, something terrible did happen there.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40I wanted to find... Basically, I wanted to find a bit of wreckage

0:09:40 > 0:09:43from a spaceship with a helmet attached and, when you sat

0:09:43 > 0:09:46in the seat and the helmet went on, you got extra powers.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- I didn't find that but I got tonsillitis.- Ooh!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Tell me about the tonsillitis because you think this is significant.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I'm digging deep, I'm researching for the people, right?

0:09:55 > 0:09:59I'm going...Honestly, guys! I'm trying to find out the facts.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01I think I got so close to finding out what crashed

0:10:01 > 0:10:04on the Berwyn Mountain that, obviously,

0:10:04 > 0:10:07don't mock me now, obviously, someone has come along

0:10:07 > 0:10:09put a bit of tonsillitis powder in my drink,

0:10:09 > 0:10:12given me tonsillitis to throw me off.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Do you think this is the government? - Yeah.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17There's a book, The Dyfed Enigma, about alien sightings in West Wales

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- in the late '70s.- Yes!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22There's a great paragraph in that where this farmer, he's drunk,

0:10:22 > 0:10:25he's on the way back from the pub, it's midnight,

0:10:25 > 0:10:29he's walking home hammered, and he sees an alien and they say...

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- WEST WALIAN ACCENT:- "He was stood there, he was all googly eyes

0:10:32 > 0:10:35"and silver and green, coming out of a spaceship."

0:10:35 > 0:10:38"Wow! So an ambassador from another race?"

0:10:38 > 0:10:39"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

0:10:39 > 0:10:42"So what did you do?" "I smacked it, didn't I?"

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Oh, I love it. It's very exciting. It's very good.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Let's have a quick look at your VT, Eggs, from The Unexplainers.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Everyone have a look at their screens.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- Something has just come on. - A strong response.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Will you turn that off, please?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Something is trying to communicate via the torch.- That's weird.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14That's really fascinating. Wow.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16If that's a male called George, can you turn it off for me?

0:11:16 > 0:11:17It's gone off again.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20You're obviously strong enough to turn the torch on and off.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Could you touch one of the boys in the room?

0:11:23 > 0:11:24John or Mike.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Above the waist.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29LAUGHTER

0:11:35 > 0:11:40The answer to the story that we had, and Eggsy was commenting on,

0:11:40 > 0:11:43is a story that the Welsh government responded to a question

0:11:43 > 0:11:45from an AM about UFOs in Klingon.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Unfortunately, the AM in question only had GCSE Klingon and so could

0:11:49 > 0:11:52only ask the way to the swimming pool or say that he likes coffee.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54LAUGHTER

0:11:54 > 0:11:58It's estimated that there are between 20 and 30 fluent speakers of Klingon

0:11:58 > 0:12:00in the world.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Although, to be fair, it is hard to spread the language

0:12:03 > 0:12:05when you're a virgin.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07LAUGHTER

0:12:12 > 0:12:14And at the end of that round,

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I can reveal that Team Miles is in the lead.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19APPLAUSE

0:12:24 > 0:12:26OK, on to round two.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Our next round is called, Can't See The Celebrity For The Trees.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32We're going to show you some well-known Welsh people

0:12:32 > 0:12:35and you have to say who they are but, to make it more difficult,

0:12:35 > 0:12:37they're hiding behind some Christmas trees.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Also, one or two may not be Welsh.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42And the first question goes to you, Owen.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Who is this person hiding behind a tree?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48It looks like Shirley Bassey.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Ooh! It's not.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53BUZZER You are allowed to... Benny?

0:12:53 > 0:12:54It's Catherine Zeta-Jones.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Well, let's see if it is. Can we reveal the trees?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Nice Swansea girl. - It is Catherine Zeta-Jones.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Well done, Benny.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05APPLAUSE

0:13:07 > 0:13:10OK, Nic, you're up next.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Who's this hiding amongst the Christmas trees?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- What? - Come on. That's a bit harsh.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19You do get a chance - you can reveal one of the trees

0:13:19 > 0:13:22if you don't get it straight away.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Who's that, Nic?

0:13:25 > 0:13:29I'm looking like this as if I'm going to see around the tree.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Anyone can buzz in. It's open season now.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33BUZZER

0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Elis James. - Is that the actor Matthew Rhys?- No.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41- Eggsy.- He's not Welsh but is it Eamonn Holmes?- No.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Owen Money.- Max Boyce.- No.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- Miles Jupp. - Is it Zammo from Grange Hill?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Good answer.- No.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- NIC:- Oh, it's, erm...! It's Ryan...

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Yeah. Wiggly hands? Ryan wiggly hands.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Wales captain, double Grand Slam winner, British Lion...

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- It's Ryan Jones. - It is Ryan Jones, yes, it is.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04APPLAUSE

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- But you like your rugby, don't you? - I love my rugby, yes.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12And you, of course, are probably best known

0:14:12 > 0:14:14for playing Megan in BBC Scrum 4.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Obviously, you can't recognise me without my giant daffodil.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Well, here's the thing, you were the first person to wear the daffodil.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- I was.- You're the daffodil lady?! - Yes!

0:14:24 > 0:14:28For crying out loud, I absolutely hate those daffodils.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31It's nothing to do... I... It's nothing to do with me!

0:14:31 > 0:14:35What was your favourite moment from the series? Did you have one?

0:14:35 > 0:14:38- I think probably getting proposed to.- Let's have a look.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- TANNOY:- And now, if you look at the big screen,

0:14:42 > 0:14:47I think Dan has a message for Megan.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52"Megan, will you marry me?"

0:14:55 > 0:14:59Is that a yes or a no?

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Yes, that was Nicola on Scrum 4.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13APPLAUSE

0:15:13 > 0:15:17Well, if you wouldn't mind just popping these on.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Then, if you could take one and pass them on.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23Eggs, take one and pass one to Owen.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27And just to be respectful of the nationality difference,

0:15:27 > 0:15:31pass that one to Miles - that's a red rose.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- This is lovely. - You know how to do it well.

0:15:33 > 0:15:39Nic, show... Would you like to talk Eggsy through how to wear a daffodil?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- You're right there.- Benny, you look lovely!- Thank you. So do you.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Look at Owen Money. Look at the audience.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48APPLAUSE

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Here we go. With the Six Nations only a few weeks away,

0:15:51 > 0:15:55we thought it would be a good idea to get you in the mood by wearing

0:15:55 > 0:15:58daffodil hats or, Miles, a rose, because he's English.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Daffodil related question.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Why, in the spring of this year, did supermarkets get asked to remove

0:16:04 > 0:16:07daffodils out of the produce section? BUZZER

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- Eggsy.- They were getting ready for Christmas.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12LAUGHTER

0:16:12 > 0:16:14No. BUZZER

0:16:14 > 0:16:17- Miles Jupp. - Teenagers were overdosing on them.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Well, I'm going to give you that, because they are poisonous

0:16:20 > 0:16:23and people were afraid they might be confused with a type of vegetable.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26So that's the correct answer. Miles Jupp.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Yes, what happened was, in February,

0:16:28 > 0:16:32health officials asked supermarkets to keep daffodils away from food,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35worried people would mistake them for vegetables.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Daffodils contain toxic chemicals which can cause vomiting,

0:16:38 > 0:16:42cramps and the dawning realisation that you've just eaten a daffodil.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Take your daffodils off now.

0:16:45 > 0:16:49On to the next celebrity hiding in the trees. This one's for Eggsy.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Right, OK.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Can I ask to remove a branch, please.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Come on!

0:16:55 > 0:16:57LAUGHTER

0:16:58 > 0:17:03Hang on a minute. Right, can I ask for another branch, please?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05- I'll take another branch, please. - OK.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Oh!- It's James Dean Bradfield from the Manics.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- James Dean Bradfield, the Manic Street preachers.- Wonderful.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13APPLAUSE

0:17:14 > 0:17:19Benny, you're next up. Who's your person hidden behind the trees?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22No, I can't see any eyes. We need some eyes.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26- OK, any good to you? - No.- Just another eye would be good.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30- Do you want to take another bit of tree away?- Yes, please.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Oh! I know. She's the leader of Plaid Cymru. Leanne Wood.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39It is Leanne Wood. Well done. Let's see.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41APPLAUSE

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Elis.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44Here's yours.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Well... - LAUGHTER.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50- Rhys Ifans.- No.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Do you want to take away some tree? - Yeah, go on, then.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Oh, come on!- I tell you what, do you want a clue?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Yeah, go on, then.- I think it might help you a great deal.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Go for it.- If I said to you he is Wales' only A-list celebrity.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Right!

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Is it Sir Derek Brockway? - Shall we see?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15It is. APPLAUSE

0:18:15 > 0:18:17It is Derek Brockway.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Mr Miles Jupp, who is this?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Gosh.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Yeah, it's a man.- Correct.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31- A grey-haired gentleman. - Yeah. You've worked with him.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Oh, is it George Clooney?

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Ooh! Shall we see?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40APPLAUSE

0:18:40 > 0:18:42It is George Clooney. George Clooney.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Great shout, Miles Jupp.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Did he actually personally direct you in the film Monuments Men?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52He was the director so if you're directing the film,

0:18:52 > 0:18:55- you pretty much have to... - I know, I know!

0:18:55 > 0:18:58What I'm angling for, did you meet him?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00He directed a scene that was me and him.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Really?- It's ludicrously exciting.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Yeah, we had a 45 minute chat at one point

0:19:06 > 0:19:09because something was being set up and we were waiting to shoot

0:19:09 > 0:19:12- and that's what happens. - What did you talk about?

0:19:12 > 0:19:15He told me anecdotes about hosting Barack Obama fundraisers

0:19:15 > 0:19:18at his house and I let him into a few

0:19:18 > 0:19:20of the behind-the-scenes secrets on Balamory.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22LAUGHTER

0:19:26 > 0:19:28And at the end of that round,

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I can tell you that Team Miles is still in the lead.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33APPLAUSE

0:19:35 > 0:19:38So this is a round we are calling team bonding

0:19:38 > 0:19:41because this round is all about the staple of Christmas TV,

0:19:41 > 0:19:44which is Bond movies or, more specifically, Bond themes.

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Just to make it a smidge harder, we are going to play the song backwards

0:19:48 > 0:19:52so it's the artist and the song and it's a Bond theme. Here we go.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54JUMBLED MUSIC

0:19:57 > 0:19:59BUZZER Nicky Reynolds.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02- It is For Your Eyes Only.- Correct.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Sheena Easton.- Correct.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06APPLAUSE

0:20:08 > 0:20:12# I never felt until I looked at you... #

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Yes, it is. Sheena Easton, 1981, For Your Eyes Only.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Congratulations.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I spent years playing records backwards to find

0:20:20 > 0:20:23- the devil's voice when I was a kid. - This could be your round!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Especially Sheena Easton. - LAUGHTER

0:20:25 > 0:20:29The answer is Sheena Easton's For Your Eyes Only,

0:20:29 > 0:20:32which, to date, is the only Bond theme to share its name with

0:20:32 > 0:20:34the warning sign on a box of contact lenses.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36LAUGHTER

0:20:37 > 0:20:39On to the next one.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41JUMBLED MUSIC

0:20:44 > 0:20:46BUZZER Owen Money.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Shirley Bassey?

0:20:48 > 0:20:51It's not Shirley Bassey. BUZZER

0:20:51 > 0:20:54- Nicky Reynolds. - It's You Only Live Twice.- Yeah.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57And I can't remember who sings it.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00- # You only live twice... # - Very famous father.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02- BUZZER Owen Money.- Nancy Sinatra.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Yes, it is Nancy Sinatra. Owen has got it.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07- Surely a point each. - Share the points.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- No. - Nic got the song, he got the name.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13Here's the thing... Oh, no, you're getting stuffed.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- OK, you can have a point. Share the points.- Share the points.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19APPLAUSE

0:21:19 > 0:21:22Let's have a listen just to prove it was.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25# Make one dream come true

0:21:25 > 0:21:28# You only live twice... #

0:21:28 > 0:21:32OK, next one up. Who is this and what's the name of the song?

0:21:33 > 0:21:36JUMBLED MUSIC

0:21:38 > 0:21:41BUZZER Elis James.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- It's Duran Duran.- Yes, it is. - Yeah, yeah.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47And it's called...

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Living Daylights.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53No!

0:21:53 > 0:21:54BUZZER

0:21:54 > 0:21:58- Miles Jupp.- It's A View To A Kill. - It is A View To A Kill.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59APPLAUSE

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Let's hear it back.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05# Meeting you, with a view... #

0:22:05 > 0:22:08- They haven't aged at all, Duran Duran.- No.- Haven't aged at all.

0:22:08 > 0:22:111985, Duran Duran, A View To A Kill. OK, here's another one.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13JUMBLED MUSIC

0:22:13 > 0:22:16BUZZER Nicky Reynolds.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Erm...Shirley Bassey.- Yeah.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20- Goldfinger.- No.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24I'm going to hand it over. BUZZER

0:22:24 > 0:22:26- Owen Money.- Diamonds Are Forever.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Diamonds Are Forever. Correct.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30I'm jumping the gun.

0:22:31 > 0:22:341971. Let's hear it again just to prove it is right.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36# They won't leave in the night

0:22:36 > 0:22:41# I've no fear that they might desert me

0:22:44 > 0:22:47# Diamonds are forever... #

0:22:47 > 0:22:51Owen Money is a sort of fox in the box goal poacher

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- who just stays on the line and then waits...- Taps them in.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- The Swans could do with somebody like me! - LAUGHTER

0:22:58 > 0:23:01OK, here's another one.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02Who is this?

0:23:02 > 0:23:04BUZZER Nicky Reynolds.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Tom Jones, Thunderball. - Yeah, it is.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09APPLAUSE

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Let's listen to it back.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16# So he strikes like thunder... #

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Well done, Nicky.- I love Tom.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- 1965.- Brilliant.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25The answer there was Thunderball by Tom Jones.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27So, a little bonus question.

0:23:27 > 0:23:32Which was the only Bond song to get to number one in the UK charts?

0:23:32 > 0:23:33BUZZER

0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Miles Jupp.- GoldenEye.- Incorrect.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Benny.- Sam Smith.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40What was the name of the song?

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Erm...?- I am going to give it to you, Benny.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45It was Writing's On The Wall, the name of the song.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47Shall we have a little listen?

0:23:47 > 0:23:52# I have to risk it all

0:23:53 > 0:23:58# Because the writing's on the wall... #

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Yes, the only Bond theme to get to number one in the UK

0:24:02 > 0:24:04is Sam Smith's Writing's On The Wall,

0:24:04 > 0:24:08which was released with the B-side, You Try Finding A Rhyme For Spectre.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10LAUGHTER

0:24:10 > 0:24:11OK, on to the next round.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15One of our panellists has a job which doesn't stop for Christmas.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16Isn't that right, Benny?

0:24:16 > 0:24:20This time of year is probably when we tune into the weather the most.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24We have a weather forecaster here from BBC Radio Wales and BBC Wales.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26It's Behnaz Akhgar.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28APPLAUSE

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Now, Benny, here's the thing.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Is it true when you do the weather that you haven't got an autocue,

0:24:35 > 0:24:37you're just doing it from memory?

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Every time I get an e-mail or a tweet,

0:24:39 > 0:24:42people saying, I love it when you read the weather,

0:24:42 > 0:24:45I just want to write back and say, I don't read the weather,

0:24:45 > 0:24:48I actually put the weather together myself and learn it and then...

0:24:48 > 0:24:51- You control the weather? - I control it, yes.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53I'm planning snow for Christmas.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I always think of an opening line and a closing line

0:24:56 > 0:24:59- and the bits in the middle just fall into place.- Wow.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Using that as a theory, we are going to play a little game.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05We've got a state of the art weather presenting facility in the studio

0:25:05 > 0:25:09and, Benny, if you could show Elis and Miles how it's done

0:25:09 > 0:25:13so that they can learn and then copy you and play our next game.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16So, Benny, if you would like to go over there

0:25:16 > 0:25:19and if you would like to go with her, give them a round of applause!

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Right, guys. It's really simple.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32All you have to think of is a good opening line

0:25:32 > 0:25:35and a good closing line and the bits in the middle will just

0:25:35 > 0:25:38fall into place, and I know you can't see anything behind you.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Just have a rough go at guessing the Pembrokeshire

0:25:40 > 0:25:43and Anglesey is and you'll be fine.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45OK, on to the weather.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Yes, good evening, it is going to be another wet couple of days

0:25:48 > 0:25:50ahead, quite a cloudy few days, too

0:25:50 > 0:25:53but feeling mild for the time of year so tonight, yes,

0:25:53 > 0:25:55we do have quite a bit of mist and fog around,

0:25:55 > 0:25:57a few showers coming in from the west.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Overnight temperatures getting down to about 9C

0:26:00 > 0:26:03and then we've got more persistent rain heading this way

0:26:03 > 0:26:04from the west as we go into tomorrow

0:26:04 > 0:26:08and tomorrow afternoon, too, so grab your umbrella as you head out.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11Highs of around 13C. Blustery conditions.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Over the next coming days, mainly unsettled,

0:26:14 > 0:26:17but becoming milder by the time we get to Monday.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Ladies and gentlemen, Behnaz Akhgar.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21APPLAUSE

0:26:23 > 0:26:25- OK, so...- If we...

0:26:25 > 0:26:28- The way this is going to work, Elis, you're going to go first.- Yes.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Comment on only the types of weather,

0:26:30 > 0:26:35- but you've got to point to the locations on the map, OK?- OK.- OK.

0:26:35 > 0:26:40- Tell me...tell me when.- OK, are you ready?- Yes.- Three, two, one.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44- Do the weather! - Good evening, er humans... Wales.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Er, it's weather time. Here we go.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50Right, Pontrhydfendigaid is cloudy, is it rainy or...

0:26:50 > 0:26:54And it's drifting over to the west. No, that's east. Carmarthen, oh!

0:26:54 > 0:26:57My parents live in Carmarthen. Rain, loads of wind, um, oh, it's bad.

0:26:57 > 0:27:02It's a bad day. It's cold. It's changing. It's...

0:27:02 > 0:27:07I haven't got my glasses on. Eight, nine, ten, 11, ice. Snowing bad...

0:27:07 > 0:27:13Badly. I would hate this. Oh, right! For crying out loud!

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Ready Brek! There's Ready Brek everywhere!

0:27:16 > 0:27:22Anyway, um, I haven't got my glasses on. It's ten and 13.

0:27:22 > 0:27:28Well done, Wales for being weathered on, in a way. Thank you.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29Elis James, well done, Elis.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Oh, wow! You were amazing.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35OK. All right, Miles. If you'd like to step in.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38- And tell me when you're ready.- Well, I'm not ready but let's go for it.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41OK. Three, two, one. Do the weather.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Well, it's the weather, isn't it?

0:27:43 > 0:27:46So I wonder what it'll be in Wales tonight.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50Right, it's um, it's... Crikey. So in Newt...

0:27:50 > 0:27:55Over there, it's quite a sort of wet round here, snowing up there.

0:27:55 > 0:27:56The Nazis...the Nazis are coming.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58And they've gone round, they've gone around.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00They're coming the other way. So many years...

0:28:00 > 0:28:03Completely unacceptable behaviour from that boy.

0:28:03 > 0:28:04Right, the choirs.

0:28:04 > 0:28:08There's going to be choirs in Wales, singing traditional songs,

0:28:08 > 0:28:11I imagine. Lots of men singing in harmony.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15Icicles will be landing in the north of the country and then something...

0:28:15 > 0:28:19Hail, hail of course. The Nazis have arrived. That's what's happened.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Er, it's going to be a lot of ping-pong

0:28:21 > 0:28:25in the Cardiff area and highs and lows, lots of depression,

0:28:25 > 0:28:27lots of people very exhorted.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30Um, pretty much an average day in...

0:28:30 > 0:28:32in Wales and um, don't have nightmares.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35LAUGHTER

0:28:37 > 0:28:40Well done. Come back to your seats.

0:28:43 > 0:28:44Outstanding effort.

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Outstanding effort.

0:28:49 > 0:28:52Well done. I think you did absolutely brilliantly, both of you there,

0:28:52 > 0:28:54fantastic work but I think on balance, just

0:28:54 > 0:28:57because they're behind, I'm going to give the points to Team Elis.

0:28:57 > 0:28:58Well done.

0:29:01 > 0:29:04So our next round is a quickfire round, guys.

0:29:04 > 0:29:06It's fingers on the buzzers. Here we go.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09The theme is about Christmas movies so films about Christmas or

0:29:09 > 0:29:12films that get shown around Christmas time.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14I'm going to give you a quick summary of a plot

0:29:14 > 0:29:17and all you have to do is say what the name of the movie is.

0:29:17 > 0:29:18Are we waiting till you've said it?

0:29:18 > 0:29:20Yeah, you've got to wait until the end of the clue,

0:29:20 > 0:29:23so get your fingers ready. OK, here we go.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Will Ferrell grows up to be rubbish at making toys

0:29:25 > 0:29:28and tries to find his real father. BUZZER

0:29:28 > 0:29:29- Nicky Reynolds.- Elf.

0:29:29 > 0:29:30It is Elf.

0:29:34 > 0:29:37Young girl goes on a journey, meets a fraud,

0:29:37 > 0:29:39realises there's no place like home. BUZZER

0:29:39 > 0:29:42- Eggsy. - Wizard of Oz.- It is Wizard of Oz.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45APPLAUSE

0:29:45 > 0:29:47Next question. Young child left by himself over Christmas.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49BUZZER Miles Jupp.

0:29:49 > 0:29:52- Home Alone.- Correct. Young child left by himself over Christmas again.

0:29:52 > 0:29:55- BUZZER Miles Jupp.- Home Alone 2.- Correct.

0:29:55 > 0:29:59- BUZZER Owen Money.- Home Alone 3.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01LAUGHTER

0:30:01 > 0:30:05No, unfortunately it's not the right answer. Steve McQueen... You're out.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07Steve McQueen jumps a motorbike over a barbed wire fence. BUZZER

0:30:07 > 0:30:10- Nicky Reynolds.- The Great Escape. - Yes, it is The Great Escape.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12James Stewart runs a local... BUZZER

0:30:12 > 0:30:14Eggsy, you've got to wait...

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Sorry, I got excited. It's my favourite film. I'm sorry. Sorry.

0:30:16 > 0:30:20All right, everyone is out. Eggsy gets to answer this one, all right?

0:30:20 > 0:30:24James Stewart runs a local bank and helps a guardian angel get his wings.

0:30:24 > 0:30:26Nightmare On Elm Street.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28LAUGHTER

0:30:28 > 0:30:30No, sorry. Sorry.

0:30:30 > 0:30:34Sorry. I couldn't resist. It's A Wonderful Life.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36It is A Wonderful Life. Well done, Eggs.

0:30:38 > 0:30:40None marries father of seven. BUZZER

0:30:40 > 0:30:42- Miles Jupp. - Sound Of Music.- Correct.

0:30:42 > 0:30:44Santa is hired by Macy's department store

0:30:44 > 0:30:47and then has to prove his identity in a court of law. BUZZER

0:30:47 > 0:30:49- Elis James.- Platoon.

0:30:49 > 0:30:52It's not Platoon. BUZZER

0:30:52 > 0:30:54- Eggsy.- Miracle On 34th Street. - Yes, it is.- Yes!

0:30:54 > 0:30:55Yeah, I knew that.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00You're loving all the romantic Christmas films.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02I like a good bit of Christmas romance, you know.

0:31:02 > 0:31:05Yeah, get the heating on, strip down. You know.

0:31:05 > 0:31:08What would be your choice snack to eat with it?

0:31:08 > 0:31:12- Oh, probably just some melted cheese.- Yeah?

0:31:12 > 0:31:14- Just off...- Classic snack.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16- Just off tinfoil? - Just after tinfoil.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18End of the year, end of the year,

0:31:18 > 0:31:21scrape all those hard bits off the oven, put them in a bowl. Mmmm!

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Like...like cheese crisps?

0:31:23 > 0:31:27- Oh, even better! - Oh, what would you drink?- Oh, gin.

0:31:28 > 0:31:30Just creating a fantastic Christmas.

0:31:30 > 0:31:33- Classic Christmas. You can all come round, guys.- Ready, next one.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36Bing Crosby performs a Christmas show with his army pal

0:31:36 > 0:31:39and then falls in love with one member of a song-and-dance act. BUZZER

0:31:39 > 0:31:42- Nicky Reynolds.- White Christmas. - BUZZER

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Mmm, it's not white Christmas. Owen?

0:31:44 > 0:31:48- Holiday.- Oh, yes. - I can't remember.- Oh!

0:31:48 > 0:31:49- Are you in or out, Ow?- I'm in.

0:31:49 > 0:31:51- Er, Holiday Inn.- That's it!

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Last question. Here we go. Man expects another man to die.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59He's got... BUZZER

0:31:59 > 0:32:02he's got a very expensive digit. Nicky Reynolds?

0:32:02 > 0:32:04- Terminator.- Eggs...Eggsy. Miles.

0:32:04 > 0:32:06- Goldfinger. - Yes, it is Goldfinger. Well done.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09I thought you were doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

0:32:09 > 0:32:12Yeah, well, I'm not known for my impressions.

0:32:12 > 0:32:14I was doing the little evil German fellow.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17Wow! I didn't know Corky could do Arnold Schwarzenegger.

0:32:17 > 0:32:19Eggsy can do Terminator.

0:32:19 > 0:32:21- Yeah.- Go on, do it. - "Get your ass to Mars."

0:32:21 > 0:32:24"Get on the back of the bike."

0:32:24 > 0:32:26"Billy, get to the chopper."

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Do a Christmassy version.

0:32:28 > 0:32:30- Um...- Do it about Santa Claus getting on his sleigh.

0:32:30 > 0:32:33- "Santa, get to the chopper." - That would be good.

0:32:33 > 0:32:35That would be quite cool, wouldn't it?

0:32:35 > 0:32:38Er, ladies and gentlemen, and teams, that's the end of the quiz.

0:32:38 > 0:32:39Aw!

0:32:39 > 0:32:42APPLAUSE

0:32:42 > 0:32:45And I can reveal...

0:32:46 > 0:32:51..that this evening's winners by a country mile,

0:32:51 > 0:32:54- are Team Miles.- Yeah!

0:32:54 > 0:32:56Well done, lads.

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Well done, Miles Jupp.

0:32:58 > 0:33:01Well done, El's team, but from Elis, Nicola, Benny, Miles, Eggsy,

0:33:01 > 0:33:04Owen, Anthony, and from me, Chris Corcoran, enjoy

0:33:04 > 0:33:08the rest of your Christmas and from us all, have a very happy New Year.