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0:01:25 > 0:01:29Google's corporate motto is simple, Don't Be Evil.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Evil can be a tricky concept to define,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34especially in the face of allegations of privacy invasion
0:01:34 > 0:01:37and breaching of data protection legislation.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40So whilst a man's home may be his castle,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43don't forget that Google Street View means, like it or not,
0:01:43 > 0:01:47yours is probably online for everyone to see.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54Scanning, scanning, how are you doing? I'm Google Home View.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Just here to map the house.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58What's all that about, "map the house"?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- We are from Google Home View. - You know Street View.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Why would you want to come in my house?- So everyone online can see.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- No.- Why would I want you in so everyone else can see?
0:02:08 > 0:02:12It's the Internet. I don't understand the big deal,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14we just want to photograph your house.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18You're not going to have my house on Google. Are you crazy?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I would rather not have my home mapped.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Hey, man. You're a dinosaur.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- I have come to map every inch of your house.- OK.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Do you know, obviously, as soon as we come in your house,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36all these images are ours.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41- Hello. Google Home View.- Get down quickly. Crouch down quickly.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Why would you want people to check out your house online?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50A potential employer might want to see
0:02:50 > 0:02:55if you are a layabout on the sofa at what time is it? 12 o'clock. Whoops.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57You might be worried about burglars or something like that.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Don't worry about that.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Rizla is on the table, that will be in there.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07It is ubiquitous, it's the Internet.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09How can people look through your house online
0:03:09 > 0:03:12unless we photograph every inch?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15This is Gestapo shit.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19We will blur out the underwear. We are not into invasion of privacy.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21What do you mean "Gestapo"?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- At Google we are not evil. - So another satisfied customer.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28- How many is that? 501?- 502.- Google!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33The 2010 oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico was the largest
0:03:33 > 0:03:37accidental spill in marine history. It painted the ocean a rather
0:03:37 > 0:03:41grim colour of death, as an estimated 4.9 million barrels of oil
0:03:41 > 0:03:45oozed into the sea. BP's support of spreading oil remains strong.
0:03:45 > 0:03:51Now on canvas in the BP-sponsored Portrait Awards.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02This event is the slickest of the season.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06I know a lot of birds would have died to be here.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12Obviously, BP crashed on to the scene in 2010,
0:04:12 > 0:04:16and they are known for creating dark, black, voids where nothing can live.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20The whole event is really deep, you know, like underwater drilling.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Cru de Gulf, Madame?
0:04:23 > 0:04:28A 2010 vintage, we have plenty to give away.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32It is from the Gulf of Mexico, very nice.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37You know, I look at some of this work around me,
0:04:37 > 0:04:41and I feel black waves of emotion, crashing over me.
0:04:41 > 0:04:47Cru de Gulf? It goes excellent with fish and marine mammals.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52Cru de gulf? It is very nice.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56I have been sent here by BP to serve the Cru de Gulf.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Do you want to do it outside then?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Art is like oil, it's expensive, and in the case of Damien Hirst,
0:05:02 > 0:05:03it kills animals.
0:05:03 > 0:05:10- Cru de Gulf?- No liquids in here. - It isn't liquid. It is oil.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15This is Phil Hill for Art reporting from the National Gallery,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17BP Portrait Awards 2012,
0:05:17 > 0:05:20it has been a splash.
0:05:20 > 0:05:26In 2010, the British public was treated to its first
0:05:26 > 0:05:29coalition Government since the end of the Second World War,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32an unequal coming together of David Cameron's Conservative Party,
0:05:32 > 0:05:36who have most of the power, and that other party, with Nick Clegg.
0:05:36 > 0:05:42It can be an historic and seismic shift in our political landscape.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43In this series,
0:05:43 > 0:05:46we follow two of the coalition's lesser-known MPs, Conservative
0:05:46 > 0:05:50James Twottington-Burbage, and Liberal Democrat, Barnaby Plankton,
0:05:50 > 0:05:54as we try to understand just how this relationship
0:05:54 > 0:05:55could possibly work.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06In 2011, Education Secretary Michael Gove
0:06:06 > 0:06:09blamed the riots on the ill-discipline of young people.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12What we saw this summer was a straightforward
0:06:12 > 0:06:14conflict between right and wrong.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Today, James and Barnaby are reaching out to the youth,
0:06:17 > 0:06:20to help stop the moral decline that has led to what David Cameron
0:06:20 > 0:06:22has called a "broken and sick society".
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Would you like to be part of the biggest gang in the world?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27- What gang is that?- Scouts.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30We take you out for camping trips.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Have you seen a tree, or made a knot?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Would you like me to teach you how to tie a knot?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40That sort of violence is not tolerated.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43You won't get a job if you act like that.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Do you understand what I'm bloody saying?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- Good, now say sorry.- Did you steal that iPhone.- Did you steal that?
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- Are you criminals, rioters, looters?- No.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58You have had no discipline in your life, you have grown up
0:06:58 > 0:07:03in an area like this, you probably have an absentee father or mother.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Maybe you have a chance of doing something with your life,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08other than just being scum.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11It is not his fault that we are genetically superior to him, is it?
0:07:11 > 0:07:16After their success on the high street,
0:07:16 > 0:07:19James and Barnaby have moved on to a local skateboarding park.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Hello, ever thought about joining the Scouts?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26No?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28James, what are you doing?
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Hey, dude, we're from the Scouts, and James, why are you wearing...?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Just getting a bit fucking hairy out here,
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I thought I would get protection.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- You haven't got a knife on you, have you?- Careful.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Stop, what are you doing with your life?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56If we want to speak to some of the kids, the urban youth,
0:07:56 > 0:08:00could you maybe translate, if we want to speak to them?
0:08:00 > 0:08:01It is against my ethics,
0:08:01 > 0:08:04you don't understand, man, you don't understand.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Yo, hello, blood.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Despite attempts to overcome the language barriers with the youth,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13things have now become tense.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16In the coalition, calm down, in the coalition...
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Take it easy, back off a little bit, right?
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Just have a normal conversation. We should get out of here. Just run.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Just run.- Get out of here.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Jesus Christ. Get out of here, Barney.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Not content with furthering the tech revolution,
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Apple have proven themselves to be pioneers of tax avoidance.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38What makes this situation rotten to the core
0:08:38 > 0:08:40is Apple are legally avoiding
0:08:40 > 0:08:44millions of pounds in tax, thanks to their opening of subsidiaries,
0:08:44 > 0:08:46in Ireland, the Netherlands, Luxembourg,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48and the British Virgin Islands.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53We have just come over from the Nevada office.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57We have a couple of new apps they are trying to trial.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02We are here to talk about iDodge. We are trying to explain to people
0:09:02 > 0:09:09how this new Apple can reinvent... do for tax what iTunes did for music.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13We are launching a new product today. It's a new app called iDodge.
0:09:13 > 0:09:17It's a product that we've created. We are giving money back.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21It's immoral. You shouldn't be promoting that.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23We are talking about the iDodge app.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25What are you saying?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28We have come down from Nevada to talk to British customers
0:09:28 > 0:09:29about what is going on.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33You have to leave, you can't do it in the store.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Charge people in the store as much as possible for the Apple products,
0:09:36 > 0:09:38pay people as little as possible in China...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I think it's time for you to leave.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42..and pay as little tax as possible too.
0:09:46 > 0:09:52'Welcome to Inside The Story. I'm Dale Maily,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55'fearless hetero journalist not afraid to be unafraid.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59'I deliver fair impartial news as it happens, wherever it happens.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01'Telling you the right way to think.'
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I'm in the Ministry of Defence vehicles and weapons exhibition,
0:10:07 > 0:10:09where the latest flashy tanks, guns
0:10:09 > 0:10:11and bombs, used to protect these shores
0:10:11 > 0:10:13from foreign invaders, are on display.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17These are just the kind of tools of destruction that really make
0:10:17 > 0:10:21the patriotic swell rise up deep in my loins.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25It is this death-tech trade that will drag us out of our economic hole.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I'm inside one of the newest pieces of kit the MoD has got.
0:10:30 > 0:10:31This is the Husky.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35When you sit inside one of these babies, you feel your penis grow.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37It is quite an experience.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Hopefully we can roll them out in Saudi Arabia, Indonesia
0:10:40 > 0:10:44and Bahrain, and places where they really need to get their people in check.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- This one goes like a bat out of hell.- Bat out of hell.
0:10:47 > 0:10:53- How fast is that? - Let's say over 100 miles an hour.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Not quite that. - Something like that.
0:10:55 > 0:11:01- It is like a massive machine gun? - It is a massive machine gun.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04It would be able to take out enemy vehicles at about 2km.
0:11:04 > 0:11:072Ks away the bad guys can get smitten,
0:11:07 > 0:11:10because our tank sees them through thermal imaging,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- like Call Of Duty.- Very much so.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Can I take it home? - No, unfortunately, you can't.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18I could do with it for personal use.
0:11:18 > 0:11:24A family of immigrants moved next door, and this could scare them.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27I think so. Based on your current situation,
0:11:27 > 0:11:28we might make an exception.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31This is another peace maker, made in Germany,
0:11:31 > 0:11:36and has been seen in computer games like Medal Of Honor and Ghost Recon.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41This was seen in Ghost Recon. A lot of viewers are keen on it
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- at home, I'm an avid player. Have you ever played it?- I have.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Dale Maily with quite the most incredible gun.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49What happens when the blast disperses?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52There is usually small fragments,
0:11:52 > 0:11:55that sort of go off in all direction, effectively.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00It is not terribly accurate, but frightening when it lands near you.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- 1,000 rounds a minute?- Yes.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04You could kill ten Iraqi people in a second,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- which is equivalent to one English guy.- Yes.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Would you like this to fall into the hands of people like women
0:12:09 > 0:12:12or homosexuals, who can't really use a gun? Not really, I'm sure.
0:12:12 > 0:12:18It allows you to pierce an armoured vest up to 200m away.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23Even if a terrorist was wearing armour, we will kill them anyway?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24- Yes.- Excellent.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28I'm in the Jackal, which is the biggest war machine ever.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31This was developed specifically for Afghanistan,
0:12:31 > 0:12:34so we could go, get the towelheads and crush their little villages.
0:12:34 > 0:12:40They don't have anything like this to defend themselves.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44It is amazing. This is how to really live.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54And I do here by declare that George Galloway is duly elected.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:57 > 0:13:02This, the most sensational result in British by-election history -
0:13:02 > 0:13:09bar none - represents the Bradford Spring.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14This is an uprising amongst thousands of people.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Many of them young people,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21never involved in the political process before
0:13:22 > 0:13:27who have demonstrated in this mammoth majority,
0:13:27 > 0:13:31this mammoth vote, a total
0:13:31 > 0:13:36rejection of the three major parties on the British political scene.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43The Daily Mail is running a campaign to ban online pornography,
0:13:43 > 0:13:45by campaigning for an online block
0:13:45 > 0:13:48to protect children from adult websites.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Simultaneously, their own website
0:13:50 > 0:13:52has become one of the most popular in the world,
0:13:52 > 0:13:54with a sidebar that thrives on
0:13:54 > 0:13:57semi-naked models and celebrities in bikinis and swimsuits.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59As this is totally at odds with
0:13:59 > 0:14:02the Daily Mail's more conservative newspaper,
0:14:02 > 0:14:04surely it's only a matter of time
0:14:04 > 0:14:06before they close down their own website.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I'm Raffe van der Koont.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11You're watching me live through the Double Fist TV hole.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16I've just found out that these guys over there are trying to ban
0:14:16 > 0:14:20my favourite pornographic site, d-d-d-dailymail.co.uk!
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Live for Dutch TV, Double Fist, outside the Daily Mail,
0:14:25 > 0:14:27trying to find out what's going on with the ban.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30We're protesting about the ban on internet pornography.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33If I want to whack one off over a barely-legal girl,
0:14:33 > 0:14:35that's up to me, right?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38The police are here. We'll have a conversation with them about the ban.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40We're live on Double Fist TV.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Are we going to have a statement soon from the Daily Mail?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I love this shit!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49It's just as well that I actually snorted three grams of ketamine
0:14:49 > 0:14:50before I started today.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54- You're talking at 100 mph... - I'm off my face - sorry about that.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- Off your face?- My name is Raffe van der Koont. I'm from Amsterdam.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00A huge crowd is gathering outside the Daily Mail.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01The police still have not finished
0:15:01 > 0:15:04negotiating with the Daily Mail on our behalf.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06We're going to have a statement soon.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08One of the assistant editors
0:15:08 > 0:15:10is willing to speak to one person involved.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Ask what questions you need to. The police will be there to facilitate.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15We're not going to get involved in the conversation.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Radical programme!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'm now going to go in, my friends,
0:15:20 > 0:15:23to get a statement from the Daily Mail. So, take my mic.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27OK. Hello. Thank you very much. I'm Raffe van der Koont.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29May I have a conversation here?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35I can exclusively reveal that
0:15:35 > 0:15:39the Daily Mail newspaper is not trying to ban the dailymail.co.uk!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Amazing!
0:15:44 > 0:15:50The website is not being banned! My favourite site won't be banned!
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Totally radical policies! This has been Raffe van der Koont,
0:15:54 > 0:15:58in the heart of London, outside the Daily Mail, for Double Fist TV.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Yeah!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07In a final effort to reach out to the ill-disciplined young people
0:16:07 > 0:16:10highlighted by Education Secretary Michael Gove,
0:16:10 > 0:16:12James and Barnaby are heading to a nightclub.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17- Hello. My name's James.- Nice to meet you.- Is this a discotheque?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19What are you looking for?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21We are looking to help people like you
0:16:21 > 0:16:24to maybe do something with your life.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Are you taking the piss. Are you serious?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Oi! You need to ask permission.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33It's all right. I'm with the Conservative Government, I'm James.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36That doesn't matter, you need to ask permission, innit?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Just got some sticks and rope.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48# Take me higher... #
0:17:18 > 0:17:20HE RAPS: Why do you think they call me Armani?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22It ain't a figure of speech, I really hold it,
0:17:22 > 0:17:24So much cash in my hands I can't fold it.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- I will tell you a song.- Go on.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28# Burn the cash and slap the whore
0:17:28 > 0:17:30# Smash the champagne on the floor
0:17:30 > 0:17:32# Bulla bulla bulla, ooh ooh ooh
0:17:32 > 0:17:35# Bulla bulla bulla Ooh ooh ooh
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- # O-o-oh, bulla!- #
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Bullshit...
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- I think that was very successful. - Bunch of fucking criminals.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Hello, Britain. My name is Werner Weber.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Once upon a time, there were two little boys,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00called Deutschland und Greece.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04They formed a club, with some of their friends, called the EU,
0:18:04 > 0:18:08and they all agreed they would put all their sweets into one jar.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10And share them with each other.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14But Greece ate more sweets than anyone else,
0:18:14 > 0:18:18and became fat und lazy und inefficient.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20So kind und noble
0:18:20 > 0:18:24and wise Deutschland gave Greece some more of its sweets,
0:18:24 > 0:18:29and said, "Hey, you little pig, stop eating so many sweets and save some."
0:18:29 > 0:18:34I intend to get to the bottom of this Greek tragedy.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Kaiser Merkel advised me to begin my investigation
0:18:38 > 0:18:41at the Greek Embassy in London.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Yeah, I have come from the German Embassy
0:18:46 > 0:18:50with a message from Herr Merkel for the Greek Ambassador.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53But I must deliver it to someone in person.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I'm sorry, but there is no-one here at the moment.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- We're only open until 1pm. - You're only open until 1pm?- Yes.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01And why is that?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Is that because you are too lazy to open it all day?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Please leave the front of the building.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Stop!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Here you can see a Greek Cathedral, you see.
0:19:15 > 0:19:21Open Wednesdays to Mondays, lazy. Open from 11am to 2pm, lazy.
0:19:22 > 0:19:27- What is this?- A Greek restaurant. - Oh, so, you are working now?- Yeah.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Why are you dressed like a lazy woman?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Why is it in places, Greece and Portugal,
0:19:36 > 0:19:39this idea of siesta?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Siesta? That means they sleep in the afternoon
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- because of the weather, it's hot. - Are they depressed?- No, no.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49They go to sleep because the sun comes out early,
0:19:49 > 0:19:51so they go and sleep in the afternoon
0:19:51 > 0:19:53and they back to work again in the evening.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- So, it is not because they want to kill themselves?- No, it's not.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Because many people now write in newspapers
0:19:59 > 0:20:03that this is one of the reasons of inefficiency in Greece?
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- No, it's a lot of rubbish.- You would say it is rubbish to them!?- Yes.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- I would say it is rubbish to them. - It is upsetting for you?- Yes.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Would you like a Polo?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Yes, I'll have a Polo, thank you.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19The German philosopher Nietzsche said,
0:20:19 > 0:20:25"If you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."
0:20:25 > 0:20:30These words perfectly describe the eurozone crisis.
0:20:30 > 0:20:37Nietzsche was also German, and vastly superior to the Greek Socrates,
0:20:37 > 0:20:39who was a paedophile.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Thanks to all of you for coming here.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49I'm sure you'd rather be watching day ten of the Olympics.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53But since there's been a fair amount of press speculation about
0:20:53 > 0:20:56the fate of the House of Lords Reform Bill, I thought
0:20:56 > 0:21:00I should set out what has happened and what will happen from now.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02As you know, an elected House of Lords
0:21:02 > 0:21:05was part of the Coalition Agreement,
0:21:05 > 0:21:09a fundamental part of the contract that keeps the coalition parties
0:21:09 > 0:21:12working together in the national interest.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14My party has held to that contract,
0:21:14 > 0:21:18even when it meant voting for things that we found difficult.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23The Liberal Democrats are proving ourselves to be
0:21:23 > 0:21:26a mature and competent party of government.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30And I am proud that we have met our obligations.
0:21:30 > 0:21:36Coalition works on mutual respect. It is a reciprocal arrangement,
0:21:36 > 0:21:41a two-way street. Clearly, I cannot permit a situation
0:21:41 > 0:21:44where Conservative rebels can pick and choose
0:21:44 > 0:21:47the parts of the contract they like,
0:21:47 > 0:21:51while Liberal Democrat MPs are bound to the entire agreement.
0:21:53 > 0:21:58Steel tycoon Lakshmi Mittal is the 21st richest man in the world,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00and the richest man in Britain,
0:22:00 > 0:22:02with a fortune of over 20 billion.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07Mittal splashes cash on limousines, mansions, private jets and yachts.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11One thing he isn't so keen on, however, is shelling out on tax.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Thanks to his status as a non-domicile in the UK,
0:22:13 > 0:22:18Mittal has enjoyed tax-free payouts in the hundreds of millions.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21We're outside the house of Lakshmi Mittal,
0:22:21 > 0:22:24steel tycoon, non-dom, doesn't pay any tax here.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26And we're going to ring on his door
0:22:26 > 0:22:29to see if he'll let us put a blue plaque on his house.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33OK, well, I'll put the plaque here for now.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Lakshmi Mittal. Britain's wealthiest man lives here,
0:22:38 > 0:22:40but not for tax purposes.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Global warming is causing the icecaps to melt
0:22:52 > 0:22:54and polar bears to die. At least, that's what
0:22:54 > 0:22:57the Guardian-reading loony left would have you believe.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Apparently, the world is now hotter
0:23:00 > 0:23:03than at any time over the last 800 years.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07But, despite what scientists say, I've never seen a carbon footprint.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10So I'm going to meet someone who sees through all this hot air,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13former Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer,
0:23:13 > 0:23:18and climate change sceptic, Lord Nigel Lawson.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Global warming - what's your perspective?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24It is a very important issue, you are quite right.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26It is a very complicated issue,
0:23:26 > 0:23:29and the more I looked at it,
0:23:29 > 0:23:33the crazier it seemed to me that the conventional wisdom was.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38Is this really about me driving my car?
0:23:38 > 0:23:42I think it is appalling that I find mothers come up to me,
0:23:42 > 0:23:47their children are being brainwashed at school, to criticise their mothers
0:23:47 > 0:23:53for running a large car, saying that you're destroying the planet.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Absolute rubbish.- I don't feel guilty about driving my car, do you?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- There's no reason. - You don't feel guilty?
0:23:59 > 0:24:05No, and I commute from my home in France to work here.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- You're flying back and forth? - I flew in only yesterday.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11You're flying back and forth, and no-one's going to tell you
0:24:11 > 0:24:14to feel guilty about getting on a plane to come to work?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Nor, I may say, do my fellow passengers
0:24:16 > 0:24:17and the flights are always full.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21I'm sure. Flying's fun and it's an important part of our daily economy.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- Right.- I want to lay my cards on the table.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26I worry about Iran having the bomb, not some glacier melting.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29I'm sorry, but they're just polar bears. They're cute.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- They are, but that's a good example...- Selfish polar bears.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35The polar bear population is not declining.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37If anything, it's increasing.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Don't know if you saw David Attenborough's Frozen Planet...
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- I did.- That seemed to suggest that the polar bears were in trouble.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Is this, in part, David Attenborough's fault?
0:24:46 > 0:24:50Well, I think he's a very experienced and competent broadcaster...
0:24:50 > 0:24:56- Hysterical left-winger.- He certainly was wrong about polar bears.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59He is quite knowledgeable about natural history...
0:24:59 > 0:25:02But not so knowledgeable about what's really going on in the world.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05- Not about global warming or climate change.- Lunatic.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07He really has no expertise.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10He doesn't. He has no idea what he's talking about.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13You can look at polar bears all day, but that's not science, is it?
0:25:13 > 0:25:16That's just looking at polar bears.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Well, there you go.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Having spent time with the ill-disciplined youth,
0:25:21 > 0:25:24James and Barnaby are now going to show their support
0:25:24 > 0:25:26for Education Secretary Michael Gove,
0:25:26 > 0:25:30who has called for a return to absolute authority in the classroom.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37- Hello, Michael. Just wanted to say bloody good job.- Thank you.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39We just thought maybe you could bring back the cane
0:25:39 > 0:25:42and go back to the good old days, how about that?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- I don't think that would be entirely appropriate.- It would be fantastic.
0:25:45 > 0:25:50Or the abacus. This is what they used to call a computer
0:25:50 > 0:25:52in the good old days.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- I love your ties, by the way. - I styled them on yours.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Would you like the cane?
0:25:56 > 0:26:02- Six of the best always works. - I'm grateful for your sweet words.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06I'm grateful for yours. Thank you, Michael. Have a great time.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09James, so do you really think that education would be better
0:26:09 > 0:26:12if they used these instead of computers?
0:26:12 > 0:26:15No, but it would be jolly better if you just gave them... Oh, dear.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17That wasn't quite what I meant to do.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19That wouldn't hold up against a tough bottom.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21No, I don't think so at all.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33# Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
0:26:33 > 0:26:37# Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
0:26:37 > 0:26:40# Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
0:26:40 > 0:26:44# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
0:26:44 > 0:26:49# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap. Argh! #
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