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:00:00. > :00:44.This programme contains very strong language.

:00:45. > :00:50.I'm Dale Maily, fearless hetro-journalist

:00:51. > :01:06.Hello, I'm Dale Maily and welcome to Inside The Story

:01:07. > :01:10.and behind me is a family-friendly celebration of good old England

:01:11. > :01:13.where a load of patriots have got together

:01:14. > :01:17.and decided to walk down the street chanting, "E-E-EDL"

:01:18. > :01:20.The English Defence League is a patriotic bunch of men and women,

:01:21. > :01:27.they are in fact a decent bunch of people

:01:28. > :01:33.keep these shores free from the wild spread of Islam.

:01:34. > :01:43.We've had a belly full of extremist fucking Islamists.

:01:44. > :01:45.We're quite happy for them to join us

:01:46. > :01:48.if they don't want to kill us, but they all want to kill us.

:01:49. > :01:51.Every religion should be banned they're all crap.

:01:52. > :01:55.But you're only going to show that 0.001% of people,

:01:56. > :02:02.What do you want back about the country? Our country

:02:03. > :02:04.What do you need them to give back to you?

:02:05. > :02:08.What do you make of reports that radical Islam

:02:09. > :02:11.is interested in turning Buckingham Palace into a mosque

:02:12. > :02:14.That'll never happen, no way, not now.

:02:15. > :02:20.If you are against Islam, you're called an Islamophobic.

:02:21. > :02:22.If someone wants to call me an Islamophobic

:02:23. > :02:26.for being against paedophile gangs, sharia law and all that shit,

:02:27. > :02:31.The best thing about these demonstrations

:02:32. > :02:34.is that people are well-behaved they know what they're doing

:02:35. > :02:35.and it's a good place for all the family

:02:36. > :02:40.As you can see, there's people here of every colour and creed

:02:41. > :02:45.should be a country full of people that love everyone. E-E-EDL!

:02:46. > :02:47.What do you make of some of the reports on the internet

:02:48. > :02:51.want William and Kate to call their baby Mohammed?

:02:52. > :02:56.There you go, this is England for you, know what I mean?

:02:57. > :03:04.What they after, another prophet? After what? Another prophet.

:03:05. > :03:10.I'd go for a drink with them, but they don't drink. True.

:03:11. > :03:13.But there obviously is the odd bloke what's had a few drinks,

:03:14. > :03:16.but fair enough, they've got a good heart. Have you got kids

:03:17. > :03:19.I've got two lovely children. Are they girls? Two little kids

:03:20. > :03:22.Yeah, do you want Muslims fucking touching your kids up?

:03:23. > :03:28.This is Dale Maily getting inside the story.

:03:29. > :03:34.My name is Alternator. Street magician.

:03:35. > :03:37.I love magic, but not when it's used for the dark arts,

:03:38. > :03:41.These guys help the government make the tax laws

:03:42. > :03:43.and then inform their big-business clients

:03:44. > :03:49.the money disappears from the taxman's wallet.

:03:50. > :03:55.In an accountancy firm, yes. Mind psych!

:03:56. > :03:59.Have you got 10p? I knew you would. There you go.

:04:00. > :04:02.I bet you've got three 10ps in your wallet. Three 10ps.

:04:03. > :04:05.Going to put 10p here, going to put the 2p here.

:04:06. > :04:08.Going to put these two coins in your palm, OK?

:04:09. > :04:12.Now, close your hand. Open your hand.

:04:13. > :04:14.Your 8p unfortunately has gone into a shell company

:04:15. > :04:17.with an opaque structure, so I'm not sure you'll see it again.

:04:18. > :04:19.When I say "now", close your hand, OK?

:04:20. > :04:28.I've offset that extra 8p against loss-making subsidiaries in Jersey.

:04:29. > :04:36.Really? It's a tax loophole, you see. It just went...

:04:37. > :04:38.I get the feeling you work in accountancy. Yes.

:04:39. > :04:44.Can you write your name on this card, please?

:04:45. > :05:01.was treated to its first coalition government

:05:02. > :05:03.since the end of the Second World War.

:05:04. > :05:06.An unequal coming together of David Cameron's Conservative party,

:05:07. > :05:08.who have pretty much most of the power,

:05:09. > :05:11.and that other party with Nick Clegg.

:05:12. > :05:16.It can be a historic and seismic shift in our political landscape

:05:17. > :05:20.and we're following two of its lesser-known MPs,

:05:21. > :05:22.Conservative James Twottington-Burbage

:05:23. > :05:24.and Liberal Democrat Barnaby Plankton,

:05:25. > :05:30.of this political union's uncertain future.

:05:31. > :05:42.Today, James and Barnaby are in Oxford,

:05:43. > :05:47.a notorious student society whose former members include

:05:48. > :05:53.the Chancellor George Osborne, and London Mayor Boris Johnson.

:05:54. > :05:56.After a spate of recent press stories of outlandish behaviour

:05:57. > :06:02.is hoping to clear the Bullingdon name.

:06:03. > :06:04.Do you know anything of the Bullingdon Club?

:06:05. > :06:07.It's a bit like the Masons, isn't it?

:06:08. > :06:10.Oh, it's just a kind of drinking club

:06:11. > :06:13.for privileged public schoolboys to get together

:06:14. > :06:17.and to carry on the networking that carries into their adult life.

:06:18. > :06:23.How do you think the Bullingdon Club recruits?

:06:24. > :06:25.By a tap on the shoulder when you know the right people

:06:26. > :06:30.and just expect to be able to pay for it afterwards.

:06:31. > :06:35.Are these your parents? Yes. They look quite well-to-do.

:06:36. > :06:38.They look pretty wealthy. That's good, that's good.

:06:39. > :06:47.in having the BoJo procedure done to you?

:06:48. > :06:50.That's when you dye your pubic hair blonde.

:06:51. > :07:01.I believe in a meritocracy, that people with talent should rise,

:07:02. > :07:03.rather than depending on who your parents are,

:07:04. > :07:06.Yeah, keep on dreaming, I'd say, you know?

:07:07. > :07:12.'Sick of hearing the public's negative views on his beloved club,

:07:13. > :07:22.'and James has an idea about how to make a lasting impression.'

:07:23. > :07:26.Don't get to see him so much now he's Prime Minister,

:07:27. > :07:29.but thought I'd give him a Bullingdon Club annual from 1 86,

:07:30. > :07:35.get him to sign. Who knows, maybe he'll put me in the Cabinet.

:07:36. > :07:38.Dave, lovely to see you, mate. Hello, good to see you.

:07:39. > :07:42.Wanted to give you this Bullingdon album. Oh, thank you very much

:07:43. > :07:48.Surely you could sign it too, Dave. Come on, mate.

:07:49. > :07:50.Come on, we had a bloody good time at the Buller.

:07:51. > :07:56.It's not about that 400 quid you owe me, is it?

:07:57. > :08:01.Google "massive revenue" and you might well find Google themselves.

:08:02. > :08:05.The Internet masterminds hauled in a whopping ?11.5 billion

:08:06. > :08:11.And yet, thanks to a cheeky tax loophole

:08:12. > :08:13.that involves processing earnings via Dublin,

:08:14. > :08:16.they only paid ?10 million in corporation tax,

:08:17. > :08:19.less than 0.1% of their total earnings.

:08:20. > :08:22.yet not exactly the best deal for the British taxpayer.

:08:23. > :08:24.Perhaps the world's biggest search engine

:08:25. > :08:55.in the foyer of the Google office upstairs.

:08:56. > :08:57.This is the whole O'Google thing? Yeah.

:08:58. > :09:00.I think it really talks about our Irish head office.

:09:01. > :09:02.Yeah, exactly, that's the most important thing.

:09:03. > :09:13.but the whole Irish thing really speaks through here.

:09:14. > :09:14.What do you guys think of the new re-brand?

:09:15. > :09:19.cos obviously you know with the whole Irish tax-avoidance thing

:09:20. > :09:28.they've decided to rename it O'Google.

:09:29. > :09:31.Guys, just to let you know, now when everyone answers the phone

:09:32. > :09:35.could you please say, "Hello, O'Google", like that?

:09:36. > :09:38.Can we all have a little practice please? Hello, O'Google.

:09:39. > :09:44.Very good. She's got it, she's got it. They new letters

:09:45. > :09:47.what do you think? Do you like them? Yeah.

:09:48. > :09:49.Yeah, can you say it? O'Google. O'Google.

:09:50. > :10:02.You've got to say it like this O'Google! O'Google!

:10:03. > :10:05.It does exactly what we wanted, you know?

:10:06. > :10:08.It just says "Ireland", really. Yeah, for me it says "offshore".

:10:09. > :10:17.'After my fantastic day out at the EDL march,

:10:18. > :10:20.'I wanted to go deeper inside the story.

:10:21. > :10:23.'So I went to meet several European political powerhouses

:10:24. > :10:26.'to see if Islamification was also as out of control

:10:27. > :10:30.Isn't it the case that the Qur'an basically says

:10:31. > :10:33.that a good Muslim is frankly a terrorist?

:10:34. > :10:38.my quote is that not all Muslims are terrorists,

:10:39. > :10:49.Yes, it is. So let's just get this right.

:10:50. > :10:55.Tell me when you saw someone of your grandad's generation

:10:56. > :10:58.skiing down the Alps in a burka You ever seen that?

:10:59. > :11:01.No, definitely not. Would you like to? Definitely not.

:11:02. > :11:08.I would not support a burka on the liberty statue,

:11:09. > :11:13.Actually I think it's a shame to have burkas on anybody,

:11:14. > :11:16.because I think it's a symbol of suppression.

:11:17. > :11:18.Maybe we should just say, "Hello, hello, are you listening?

:11:19. > :11:23."Why don't you just go home now take your burkas,

:11:24. > :11:26.Austria has actually banned the building of minarets

:11:27. > :11:29.because they don't want to hear the Islamic call to prayer

:11:30. > :11:32.because it may actually disturb the cultural landscape of Austria.

:11:33. > :11:38.by the shout of a Muslim singing in the morning.

:11:39. > :11:51.featured the Eiffel Tower becoming a minaret.

:11:52. > :11:54.And what would you do if the Eiffel Tower did become a minaret?

:11:55. > :11:59.If it did go wrong and nothing changed in 20 years

:12:00. > :12:06.We took it from Hitler, we're not going to give it to Islam,

:12:07. > :12:07.isn't that right? That's a nice quote.

:12:08. > :12:10.Well, you could use that one in one of your speeches.

:12:11. > :12:17.I'll give that to you for free I'll write it down.

:12:18. > :12:24.and I'm delving into the magic of tax loopholes.

:12:25. > :12:26.What cash have you got on you? Show me your cash.

:12:27. > :12:46.I'm going to make it disappear by walking away with it.

:12:47. > :13:11.Look, what I want to talk to you about today

:13:12. > :13:19.We need to show the country that we are ready to make a difference,

:13:20. > :13:32.And our starting point in 2015-16 will be that

:13:33. > :13:46.Now, there'll be some people who say

:13:47. > :13:49.this means we can't make a difference,

:13:50. > :14:09.BBC programmes are funded by money from your licence fee

:14:10. > :14:13.a swanky ?1 billion office in Central London,

:14:14. > :14:15.it has also funded massive payoffs

:14:16. > :14:18.including the best part of ?1 million

:14:19. > :14:20.to ex-deputy director general Mark Byford,

:14:21. > :14:24.to former director general George Entwistle.

:14:25. > :14:27.In 2011, the total cost of redundancy payments

:14:28. > :14:32.and with the BBC accused of rewarding failure,

:14:33. > :14:36.has vowed to cap pay-outs at ?150,000,

:14:37. > :14:40.which means that those BBC execs who want massive pay-offs in the future

:14:41. > :14:44.are going to have to start begging for them.

:14:45. > :14:47.Hello, sir, could you spare any change for BBC In Need?

:14:48. > :14:49.Hi, girls, BBC In Need, can you spare any money?

:14:50. > :14:59.and we want to try and improve on that.

:15:00. > :15:01.Oh, right, OK. I've only got one penny, sorry

:15:02. > :15:04.That helps. It's a bit like Children In Need, isn't it?

:15:05. > :15:11.Oh, cool, that's unpaid I take it? Yeah.

:15:12. > :15:14.Right, good, cos these guys get actually about 150K.

:15:15. > :15:21.?58 million we spent between 2010 and 2011.

:15:22. > :15:24.Those skiing holidays don't pay for themselves, sir, come on.

:15:25. > :15:26.Hello. BBC In Need?! Yes, hi. What's that?

:15:27. > :15:29.Cos we've got an awful lot of execs who keep fucking up

:15:30. > :15:34.Why do you think the Dr Who effects budget is so shit?

:15:35. > :15:37.If I give you money, where's it going to go to?

:15:38. > :15:40.Well, it's going to go to what you might call golden pensions,

:15:41. > :15:42.although it's a bit different from a golden pension

:15:43. > :15:48.Hello, sir. Hello, mate. Spend some money for BBC In Need?

:15:49. > :15:53.Network Rail run Britain's rail infrastructure,

:15:54. > :15:58.they missed every single punctuality target.

:15:59. > :16:01.Despite the inconvenience and delays they foisted on millions of Britons,

:16:02. > :16:04.have seen their pay packets chug along

:16:05. > :16:07.with a 2.5 percent increase coming down the line

:16:08. > :16:10.and a share of a bonus pot worth ?350,000.

:16:11. > :16:13.Maybe if they knew what it was like to be delayed themselves,

:16:14. > :16:14.they'd do more to get their customers

:16:15. > :16:32.Just come to do the engineering works on the doors

:16:33. > :16:34.We've just got to shut down three of the doors

:16:35. > :16:37.cos they're a bit of a danger. Hello, sir. Security.

:16:38. > :16:40.Oh, great, OK, so you've come down to help us with these doors?

:16:41. > :16:43.Great, can you lock all three of them, mate. All three?

:16:44. > :16:49.Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, we've had to close the three doors

:16:50. > :16:52.due to Network Rail having a problem.

:16:53. > :16:55.Sorry if this is inconveniencing you and you're late,

:16:56. > :16:57.but unfortunately there was unforeseen rain

:16:58. > :17:01.Sorry, madam, unfortunately the doors are shut now

:17:02. > :17:05.We are running a replacement door service

:17:06. > :17:12.we've had some leaves in the three main doors here,

:17:13. > :17:15.so we've had to shut them down for essential maintenance work.

:17:16. > :17:17.OK. Yeah, there's just routine maintenance

:17:18. > :17:20.and unfortunately our guys are stuck on a Network Rail train

:17:21. > :17:22.so they'll be here shortly. Yeah, that's how it goes!

:17:23. > :17:25.Yeah. He'll be about an hour. Are you in a hurry?

:17:26. > :17:28.Where are you off to? I need to get a train in 12 minutes.

:17:29. > :17:32.Get a train in 12 minutes. Any other routes you can take?

:17:33. > :17:39.We're trying to solve it. I just want to leave.

:17:40. > :17:41.Well, I know, we all have places to go, don't we?

:17:42. > :17:46.It's annoying when you're late for meetings.

:17:47. > :17:49.But we have been planning this for a long time.

:17:50. > :17:51.We're sorry for not conducting this maintenance work in the night

:17:52. > :17:54.when you wouldn't have had to go through the doors,

:17:55. > :18:07.OMG. I'm Zan Smith, and welcome to the Cannes Film Festival.

:18:08. > :18:15.OMG, I'm here with the wonderful Fan Bingbing.

:18:16. > :18:17.How are you feeling? Yeah, I feel very good.

:18:18. > :18:19.Are you having an amazing Cannes? Yes, I am.

:18:20. > :18:23.I'm here with Cara Delevingne. How are you enjoying Cannes?

:18:24. > :18:25.I'm loving Cannes. Is it the bomb? It is the bomb-diggity.

:18:26. > :18:27.Are you excited to be back in Cannes?

:18:28. > :18:29.I am, I'm excited for our movie The Bling Ring.

:18:30. > :18:31.Are you excited to be back in Cannes? Very excited.

:18:32. > :18:33.It's going to be amazing, right? Amazing.

:18:34. > :18:37.Ooh, that Carey Mulligan looked so good last night.

:18:38. > :18:41.Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Oh, my god, he's amazing, he's incredible.

:18:42. > :18:44.But, seriously, what countries are being illegally bombed?

:18:45. > :18:52.Who? What are we going to do when we run out of oil?

:18:53. > :18:55.You run out of oil? Well, you go get some new one.

:18:56. > :18:57.How are we going to end global poverty for ever?

:18:58. > :19:01.Should we make drone warfare illegal?

:19:02. > :19:05.What's that got anything to do with the price of cheese?

:19:06. > :19:08.The price of cheese? Is it expensive?

:19:09. > :19:14.You may think your boss is a pain in the arse,

:19:15. > :19:18.for a factory making Nike goods in Indonesia.

:19:19. > :19:24.have resisted implementing a government pay rise

:19:25. > :19:27.to bring workers a minimum wage of just ?142 a month.

:19:28. > :19:29.The Indonesian military are also accused

:19:30. > :19:31.of pressuring employees at one supplier factory

:19:32. > :19:49.which stated their willingness to forgo the pay rise.

:19:50. > :20:04.It's about exercise, isn't it, you know?

:20:05. > :20:06.Yeah, like, exercising their rights and shit.

:20:07. > :20:09.Well, no, it's more about exercising your legs, arms,

:20:10. > :20:11.and upper body, but not your rights at all. Oh! Safe!

:20:12. > :20:15.CUSTOMER: Work hard, play hard something like that?

:20:16. > :20:19.work hard, work hard, work hard, work hard.

:20:20. > :20:21.Only work hard, yeah? Well, basically, yeah. Mostly.

:20:22. > :20:27.get a bit more across, like, what the working conditions are like

:20:28. > :20:34.What do you think of the campaign team?

:20:35. > :20:38.It's part of the whole Nike rebrand thing we're doing. OK.

:20:39. > :20:43.you know, like, blood, sweat and tears, but mainly the blood

:20:44. > :20:46.It's part of the whole work hard, play hard, work hard

:20:47. > :20:49.work hard, work hard, work hard work hard thing. Sounds good.

:20:50. > :20:53.Downstairs are, like, putting these new brand signs up.

:20:54. > :21:00.We're just collecting for BBC In Need.

:21:01. > :21:04.Do you realise some BBC executives who have been fired from their roles

:21:05. > :21:06.may have to go and work for organisations

:21:07. > :21:09.With your hard-earned money, we can give these execs a home

:21:10. > :21:12.so they don't have to go and work for crappy organisations like ITV.

:21:13. > :21:17.Have a heart, sir, Entwistle needs a new gold-plated toilet rim. Yeah.

:21:18. > :21:20.Some of these execs had to answer up to ten e-mails a day

:21:21. > :21:24.We're collecting for people who do very little work,

:21:25. > :21:28.and are awarded for failure. What's wrong with that?

:21:29. > :21:33.So do people actually give you money for that? Yeah.

:21:34. > :21:35.If we actually don't give them these massive pay-offs,

:21:36. > :21:37.they're going to have to go and get jobs at Channel 4,

:21:38. > :21:40.and we want to spare them their dignity. Have some pity.

:21:41. > :21:45.Like, Miranda Hart's going to perform a dirty protest.

:21:46. > :21:47.It's true. Clarkson's going to stop being a bigot.

:21:48. > :21:51.Excuse me, sir, We're from the BBC, can I just have a moment?

:21:52. > :21:54.Can I have the shirt off your back?

:21:55. > :21:57.Where does it go in? It goes in there.

:21:58. > :21:59.To give you an example, Mark Byford,

:22:00. > :22:02.he was known for doing things like going to the World Cup,

:22:03. > :22:05.spending ?5,000 on expenses. Cost the taxpayer five grand.

:22:06. > :22:07.So we thought we'd give him about ?900,000

:22:08. > :22:12.So, do you want to donate to that? Er...not really.

:22:13. > :22:15.The moral compass of PR companies is set to "questionable"

:22:16. > :22:18.when dictators and corporate polluters are on their client list.

:22:19. > :22:21.Bell Pottinger, one of the UK's largest PR firms,

:22:22. > :22:23.has worked for the Sri Lankan government,

:22:24. > :22:25.even though it was accused of bombing civilians

:22:26. > :22:28.in the war against separatist rebels in 2009.

:22:29. > :22:31.They've also been employed by Trafigura to improve its image

:22:32. > :22:34.toxic waste it exported from the West

:22:35. > :22:40.as well as Asma Al-Assad, the wife of Syria's President Assad.

:22:41. > :22:42.So, when Bell Pottinger throw a party,

:22:43. > :22:48.you never know who might be on the guest list.

:22:49. > :22:53.I'm here for the Bell Pottinger party. I am president of Syria.

:22:54. > :22:55.My wife used to be a Bell Pottinger plant.

:22:56. > :23:02.Look, I know this is the only party to be at tonight

:23:03. > :23:04.and I am all about a one-party policy.

:23:05. > :23:15.In my country, they let me in to every single party.

:23:16. > :23:27.I'm normally down as "Devil," "Beelzebub,"

:23:28. > :23:37.HE SNARLS ..Mammon!

:23:38. > :23:44.I might be down as "Fuhrer: Glorious Leader of the Third Reich."

:23:45. > :23:56.Look, is it a one-in, one-out policy,

:23:57. > :24:00.because I'm happy to wait for the Goldman Sachs boys to leave OK?

:24:01. > :24:04.Hey, buddy, could I be your plus-one, do you think? No way

:24:05. > :24:07.I'll do whatever. Yes, I bet you will!

:24:08. > :24:17.I don't want to be THAT GUY, but, bloody hell!

:24:18. > :24:20.Having been snubbed by David Cameron earlier in the week,

:24:21. > :24:24.James is back in London with his coalition partner, Barnaby

:24:25. > :24:27.is find out what normal people around here

:24:28. > :24:30.think of a tiny increase in MP's wages, OK? Don't care, Barney.

:24:31. > :24:36.'concluded that MPs should have a ?7,000 pay rise,

:24:37. > :24:38.'but without the public's support, it's unlikely to happen.

:24:39. > :24:42.'to get back into the Prime Minister's good books,

:24:43. > :24:46.'has convinced Barnaby to help him talk sense into the general public.'

:24:47. > :24:48.Hello, sir, could we just chat to you about money?

:24:49. > :24:51.Yeah, how much do you guys earn on a yearly basis? About 65.

:24:52. > :24:55.You can't earn that kind of money around here.

:24:56. > :25:00.Yeah, what about the NHS? Any pay increment?

:25:01. > :25:03.Oh, yeah, well, what we're going to do is hopefully freeze their wages

:25:04. > :25:06.so we can make sure we can get paid substantially more.

:25:07. > :25:09.Why should MPs get a pay increase? Everyone else is suffering.

:25:10. > :25:13.It's only one per cent for people who are unlucky enough

:25:14. > :25:21.Well, I think it's absolutely horrific, to be honest with you

:25:22. > :25:25.How's giving you extra money going to stop people from being greedy?

:25:26. > :25:28.Well, I just think of it as me working 32 per cent harder

:25:29. > :25:30.at being sorry for breaking all our promises.

:25:31. > :25:34.Go and earn a living. If we could just be paid a bit more,

:25:35. > :25:36.then we wouldn't have to take money from companies.

:25:37. > :25:39.I don't want to be corruptible any more. Stop, get out of it!

:25:40. > :25:41.None of us want to see a second expenses scandal, do we?

:25:42. > :25:44.There's no way anyone should be paid more. You shouldn't be paid, even.

:25:45. > :25:48.They work in the City. They make millions.

:25:49. > :25:53.I'm a laughing stock when I go on holiday.

:25:54. > :25:55.You didn't grow up on a council estate, did you?

:25:56. > :25:58.Stop trying to tell people what to do.

:25:59. > :26:01.Let us govern our own communities, and fuck off.

:26:02. > :26:07.Look at all this, look at this prosperity.

:26:08. > :26:11.Come on! Everyone's happy. Are you blind?!

:26:12. > :26:15.Must be living like pigs. "Must be living like pigs?"

:26:16. > :26:18.Well, I'm just saying... Do you know what, you are the biggest prick

:26:19. > :26:21.I think I've ever spoke to in my life. So can I...

:26:22. > :26:26.'Having failed to persuade the public that MPs deserve a pay rise,

:26:27. > :26:28.'James and Barnaby are heading to the Houses of Parliament

:26:29. > :26:32.'to begin phase two of their master plan.'

:26:33. > :26:46.MUSIC: "Let's Stick Together" by Bryan Ferry

:26:47. > :26:50.I want everyone in here to know that we're worth the money.

:26:51. > :26:58.# And now the marriage vow Is very sacred

:26:59. > :27:10.# Come on, come on Let's stick together

:27:11. > :27:50.# You know we made a vow To leave one another never... #

:27:51. > :27:51.Hi, I'm Claudia-Liza. Here's your Sunday night entertainment