0:00:10 > 0:00:18This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Shades.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Very rare vinyl.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Something for the weekend.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Aw! Aw!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Oi, you fucker. Is that a bag of drugs?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Give it us! Give it us!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Welcome to Inside The Story.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57I'm Dale Maily,
0:01:57 > 0:02:01fearless hetero-journalist who's not afraid to be unafraid.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I deliver fair, impartial news
0:02:03 > 0:02:06as it happens, wherever it happens,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10telling you the right way to think.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12The spread of tuberculosis in British cattle
0:02:12 > 0:02:16is on the increase and badgers are being blamed for it,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19so the government has sanctioned a badger cull in order to kill
0:02:19 > 0:02:21over 70% of these two-tone furry murderers.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25But some scientists and badger-loving freaks argue the cull
0:02:25 > 0:02:29won't eradicate the spread of TB and that there are other options.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Thank God Cameron and co are ignoring them.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- So you think badgers are your friends?- Oh, yeah.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37We used to support the Taliban and they turned against us.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Will the badgers stay on your side? - Oh, yes.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I bet you were against fox hunting
0:02:41 > 0:02:43and now you're against badger hunting. What next,
0:02:43 > 0:02:45stop me from chasing my wife around the house with a shoe?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I won't stop you chasing your wife round the house with a shoe.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50No, you're not absolutely going to be able to do that.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Does your mother know you're here? - No?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Sure, some scientific studies have said that the cull won't stop
0:02:55 > 0:02:58the spread of TB in cows but I'm damned if I'm going to let
0:02:58 > 0:03:00left wing science get in the way of a good day's hunting.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Listen, last week I went badger hunting, all right?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I shot one in the leg and then I shot it in the head.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Then I stamped on its head. You're not going to tell me
0:03:07 > 0:03:09that really makes me a bad person, are you?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Of course it doesn't make you... - Why not?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13It makes you a sadistic little git.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14And hunting of tigers.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Excuse me, have you got a beef with badgers?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Have you got a problem with the badgers?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20You look like a lunatic left wing fascist.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- I think you look like a clear lunatic.- Really, do you?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24But I wouldn't tell you that. I'm a very polite person.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27As you can see, an absolute sea of badger enthusiasts going past
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Scotland Yard, no-one's going to arrest them,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32what would Princess Diana say about this?
0:03:32 > 0:03:33I'm here with Brian May,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36lead guitarist of one of the biggest bands in the world,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38they filled stadia and now he's protecting the badger cull.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41What is this, Brian, a mid-life crisis, a cry for help?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42That's a very silly question.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Listen, they killed 38,000 cows last year.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Clearly a hysterical left winger.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Cattle are dying of bovine tuberculosis.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Spread by the terrorist badgers?- No.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Badgers are just like immigrants.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58They live in holes, breed like rabbits and carry disease.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00They make me sick.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03When multi-millionaire David Cameron began slashing public services,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05he said we're all in it together.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09What he didn't mention is that he has a £2.7 million house
0:04:09 > 0:04:12in Kensington, a £960,000 house in Oxfordshire,
0:04:12 > 0:04:16and access to a 1,000 acre grace and favour estate called Chequers.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18So if we're all in it together, perhaps he won't mind me
0:04:18 > 0:04:20popping round for a nice cup of tea.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31- How's it going?- All right.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Just come to put up the no admittance signs.- OK.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37You could just shoot them.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39You wouldn't actually need this if they do come in
0:04:39 > 0:04:41and try and play croquet.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43You could just jump straight to the shooting.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Have you been invited in for tea? No?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Have you? We're not in it together, are we?
0:04:51 > 0:04:55They say the customer is always right but the head of budget airline
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Ryanair, Michael O'Leary, calls his passengers idiots for forgetting
0:04:58 > 0:05:01their boarding passes, then lands a 60 euro charge on them
0:05:01 > 0:05:03to print them out, whilst insisting
0:05:03 > 0:05:05that he doesn't want to hear their sob stories.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Yet with their recent record profits, is it really justifiable
0:05:09 > 0:05:11to put all these additional charges on their customers?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Hey, guys, that's a lot of luggage. Where you headed?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Do you have your boarding pass with you?
0:05:24 > 0:05:261p, for a lift. We'll take you all the way. 1p.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27We're trying to find a phone shop.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29How about we take you in the rickshaw for 1p?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Let me take your bag, sir. Thank you, sir.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Yeah, that doesn't really fit.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39OK, I've just got to check the size of your bag quickly, madam.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Oh, dear, that doesn't actually fit, does it?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Just an extra £20 sir.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44- £20.- Yeah.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46That will be an extra £50.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- All right, I'll just walk.- We have taken you more than a millimetre now
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- so I'm going to have to charge you for that.- What?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54And unfortunately if you do have a complaint,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56then you can really just stick it.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Sir, you can't leave the flight now. We're about to taxi.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01You know how cheap Ryanair flights are?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Well, this is the same but just in rickshaws.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Sorry about the turbulence, madam. - Oh.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- 1p.- 1p. Let's do it.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11You've actually got some luggage here which is going to
0:06:11 > 0:06:13cost you an extra £50 on top of the 1p.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Not sure if you realise that.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh, I'm not paying for that.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Well, I'm afraid you're aboard now, madam.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Where you headed to today?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- To my hostel, actually.- OK.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- How much do you weigh, sir? - Oh, I weigh like 65kg.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Oh, we do charge £10 per kilogram.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Obviously, tax is about £25.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Not if I'm not paying. Can I get out of here?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Bing bong. Passengers please remain in their seats,
0:06:42 > 0:06:44we are about to experience some turbulence.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- Would you like to make a complaint now, sir?- Yeah.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- OK, go for it.- You're overpriced.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Earlier, I discovered that badgers
0:07:01 > 0:07:05are killing cows by spreading tuberculosis.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06That's a fact.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Now it's time to get deeper inside this story by hearing
0:07:09 > 0:07:13from one of the soldiers on the front line of this war, a farmer.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16And when we're still talking about the cull, just to be clear, what
0:07:16 > 0:07:18we're talking about is a targeted killing, just the one shot, if
0:07:18 > 0:07:22they can, straight to the head and just, that's it, good night, badger.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24It won't be to the head because a badger's head is very tough.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27What, it can maintain bullets?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30It can ricochet a bullet, I would imagine.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33You're dealing with an animal that would have your nose for breakfast,
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- have your ear for lunch and eat your daughter for dinner.- Absolutely.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37We're going to climb over this fence
0:07:37 > 0:07:39and go into the woods and actually try
0:07:39 > 0:07:41and find an actual badger sett itself.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I'm going to let you climb over the fence, Dale.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I'm going to go through the gate.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48And this is actually a badger hole?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Has anyone posited the idea of just throwing dynamite down there?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You can see their footprints.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55It's just an occasion of waiting and flushing them out
0:07:55 > 0:07:57and they've just burrowed through the roots.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Actually, I don't know if anyone's seen the pictures from Afghanistan,
0:08:00 > 0:08:04the Tora Bora mountains where Al-Qaeda were initially hiding.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'm going to pick up a stick and just find out.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Don't do that. It's illegal. - It's illegal to pick up a stick?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11It's illegal to stick a stick down a badger sett.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12And another two holes here.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15We can't for legal reasons stick anything down, but goodness,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17if it wasn't illegal, I would be doing it.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20They're spreading like, you know, immigrants all over the country.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22If we could gas the lot, then, we would.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23An eighth hole.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25But you don't really seem worried about this.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I'm so very concerned about this.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30This is the countryside 7/7. We've got badgers all over the place.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32How many badgers could be in here?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Four or five badgers live in each. - My God!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Having got to the heart of this story, what I've realised is
0:08:37 > 0:08:39that what's at stake is that little cow's life.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42And when I say stake, I mean a delicious T-bone.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45This is Dale Maily getting inside the story.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Cadbury's chocolate might taste sweet but according to some reports
0:08:50 > 0:08:52its previous owners attitude to tax may leave a nasty taste behind.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Despite British profits of £100 million
0:08:55 > 0:08:59and a turnover of £1 billion, it's reported that between 2000
0:08:59 > 0:09:03and 2010, Cadbury's used clever but legal means to ensure it paid
0:09:03 > 0:09:07an average of just £6.4 million a year on its UK operations.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28The Bilderberg Group is an assembly of the most powerful
0:09:28 > 0:09:30and influential people in the world, whose annual
0:09:30 > 0:09:33meetings are always the most secretive parties in town.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35This year, they brought their shindig to Watford.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Only 140 people attended including the Chancellor, George Osborne,
0:09:39 > 0:09:42and Marcus Agius, former chairman of Barclays.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44As no-one ever finds out what happens inside,
0:09:44 > 0:09:47conspiracy theorists, draw your own conclusions.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49My name's Simon.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53I'm the organiser of this year's Bilderberg after-party.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Interested in a rave, the Illuminati after-party? It's going to be huge.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58The Bilderberg event's around the corner.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01We're just promoting the event. Going to try and get a few fit girls down there.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Babe, you want to come to this event.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Where? - You into CEOs? Politicians?
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Fat cats? Billionaires?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Yeah?- Yeah. - Yeah? House and garage?- Yeah.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Illuminati after-party, babe.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13It generally starts with a sort of quiet supper
0:10:13 > 0:10:15and then people put their masks on.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16It all gets a bit Eyes Wide Shut.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Do you like men or women or goats or...?- Goat's all right, yeah.- Goats. Yeah. OK.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22It's basically hedge fund managers
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- that will want to have sex with you while rigging the Libor rate. - Shut up!
0:10:25 > 0:10:30Exchanging billions of pounds into secret accounts. We'll let you play PlayStation and then bring you
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- out on a tray and let them do whatever they want to you.- Lovely.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Can I get a BBCOMGWTF?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41BMG OMG.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- Hello. Hello. - BBC what?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- BBC what? - Say that again.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48What are you wearing tonight, sweetheart? You look absolutely fab.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Oh, Burberry. - Rich, you're such a silver fox.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53How do you achieve such a fantastic look at your age?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Where is you entourage tonight, darling?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Can we workshop some questions?
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Can I get a little kiss?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Rossy, welcome to BBCOMGWTF.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02What a fabulous party. Are you excited?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Yeah, it should be a nice evening.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- But seriously, Edward Snowden, what would you do?- Excuse me?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10What would you do with Edward Snowden?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12But seriously, what would you do about Syria?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Syria. That's not my problem.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Global poverty?- Erm...
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- And who's going to save the Middle East?- Shut up!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Is that an exclusive or...?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23But seriously, is Tony Blair a war criminal?
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Do you have any mobiles?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31No. No mobiles.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Keys.- No.- Anything with metal in your pockets or anything?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36A sacrificial dagger.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39All right, mate. Illuminati after-party.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42It's going to be beheading a virgin.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Do you know if there are any virgins around here?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I need to source some for the Illuminati after-party.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- I am, actually. - You're a virgin.- Yeah.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Oh, great. OK. Would you be up for being sacrificed?- Yeah.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55'Total nightmare trying to organise the guest list for Bilderberg.'
0:11:55 > 0:11:57There's been a few changes to the guest list.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Ed Balls is off, OK.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01He was never invited in the first place. That was a mistake.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04What are they? Is that the fresh goats?
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Is that the goats?
0:12:05 > 0:12:09There's a new secret password. It's "ballsack".
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Ken Clarke's trying to be funny.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13We had Ed Miliband trying to climb over the fence down there.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16We had to set the dogs on him. It's embarrassing, isn't it?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19There should be some virgins arriving at three.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22If you could just let them in because the sacrifice is
0:12:22 > 0:12:25happening at 3:30 and we don't want to get things, you know, log-jammed.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30'I'm Ewan Jeffries, Labour campaigner.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33'I'm travelling all over the country to meet the people.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36'You know, I listen when they say they want change,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39'when they say they want a Labour government.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42'So in 2015, I'm going to run for Parliament
0:12:42 > 0:12:44'and this is my journey to Westminster.
0:12:44 > 0:12:50'My name's Ewan Jeffries, man of the people and Labour's last hope.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53'Today I'm attending the Tolpuddle Martyrs' Festival where every
0:12:53 > 0:12:56'July, thousands of people come to Tolpuddle to celebrate
0:12:56 > 0:12:58'trade unionism and socialism.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01'With the Labour Party rooted in these beliefs, I'm hoping to
0:13:01 > 0:13:04'show these working people how much their party values them.'
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Having a great time. Great here. Such a good time.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11All these people. Who said socialists smell?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Can you join a union even if you don't work down a mine?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Yeah.- Of course you can. Of course you can.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19It's open to everybody.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21And I suppose for the miners' strikes, you know,
0:13:21 > 0:13:25were they organised on Facebook and stuff?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27It was before then though, wasn't it?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- The miners' strike?- Yeah.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31That would have been before Facebook, yeah.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36- I'm sorry. It would have been Myspace or something. Or Bebo, or something like that?- The miners' strike?
0:13:36 > 0:13:40'Later that day, I met Bob Crow, a trade union leader.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44'Everyone here loves him so I wanted to find out what his secret was.'
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I mean, I'm trying to speak to people here
0:13:46 > 0:13:49because I'm going to run in 2015, the Labour Party, and find out
0:13:49 > 0:13:52really what people really think is wrong, you know, with unions.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54What about repealing the anti-trade union laws?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57That's the first issue, that's what people are down here for.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Before Tony Blair, you know, do you think that the
0:13:59 > 0:14:02unions were in a good place or do you think that he saved the unions?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Tony Blair saved the unions? How did he save the unions?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- Well, he did, didn't he?- How?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Well, he was bloody good for the unions, wasn't he?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- Well, what did he do? - Well, he just tried to help them out.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- He didn't help them out.- No. - Because he kept all the same anti-trade union laws in place.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- We're in trouble. We're in trouble.- Who's in trouble?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Well, you know, Labour. We're in trouble. We're trying to make sure that, you know,
0:14:22 > 0:14:25we get rid of this coalition and sort out the country, you know.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27That's the most important thing, don't you think?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29The only way you'll get sorted out is put some clear
0:14:29 > 0:14:31policies down in favour of working people.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33And what policies would you put down?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Well, number one, we'd kill the anti-trade union laws.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38OK. Go on.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Renationalise the railways.
0:14:40 > 0:14:45OK, renationalise. OK.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Yeah.- One million council houses.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49- One million?- Yeah.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57'Boris argues that the public isn't interested in his private life.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59'And he's imposed what might be called a blanket ban
0:14:59 > 0:15:02'on talking about it.'
0:15:02 > 0:15:08The difficulty is that one thing, you know...
0:15:08 > 0:15:11one, our line of inquiry needs to meet another.
0:15:14 > 0:15:20Well, I would LIKE to be...the lead singer
0:15:20 > 0:15:24of an international rock group.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I mean that was my aim, or a guitarist.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31I would love to have been a world famous painter or indeed a composer.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35There are many, many things that I would like to have done
0:15:35 > 0:15:37or to have been able to do.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I think it's a very tough job being Prime Minister.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Very tough job. I mean, obviously,
0:15:45 > 0:15:51if the ball came loose from the back of a scrum...which it won't.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Of course, it'd be a great, great thing to have a crack at
0:15:55 > 0:15:57but it's not going to happen.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Football is a great British tradition,
0:16:00 > 0:16:02but extra penalty points go to Liverpool FC
0:16:02 > 0:16:06who, during the '90s, bought up houses around their Anfield stadium
0:16:06 > 0:16:08with a view to demolishing them for stadium development.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11They then shelved those plans but left many of the houses empty,
0:16:11 > 0:16:15turning the streets into a ghost town and driving the value of the remaining houses down.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Now they've blown the dust off plans to expand the stadium
0:16:17 > 0:16:20and with the council pushing regeneration in the area,
0:16:20 > 0:16:23the owners of the last remaining properties have little choice but to sell up -
0:16:23 > 0:16:27and this is the club that claims to never let you walk alone.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Yeah, more of this, basically.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32We're from Liverpool Relocations.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34We're hoping people will leave their homes
0:16:34 > 0:16:35so we can make this stadium bigger.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Would you be willing for your house to be a burger stall?- No. No.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42This entire block here is actually going to be used
0:16:42 > 0:16:45as a sort of red carpet for Luis Suarez to enter
0:16:45 > 0:16:48the stadium, where petals will be thrown on the ground.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51In fact, right now, this is technically a pitch invasion.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I'm going to have to book you.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54You two don't even support Liverpool.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57We make money out of Liverpool, which is a form of support.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59I think it's wrong, what you two are doing now.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02I'm a Liverpool fan but I support the club, I don't support you
0:17:02 > 0:17:04knocking the stadium down just for the hell of expanding it.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Great. Yeah.- I think it'd be good here, actually.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Yeah. Put that over your head.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Yeah, I think so. I think that's a good look.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26And if you could just kneel down.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Just copy your sister, this depression that I can see on her face.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32So this is a new interactive installation
0:17:32 > 0:17:34that we've just put in the museum.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35You see the family here.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38They're actually Liverpool fans, live in the local area.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41They recently moved out of their homes for the expansion of the stadium.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- OK.- So we just put them in the museum to sort of commemorate this
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- proud part of our history.- OK.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50It's just about embracing every aspect of Liverpool's history.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Not just the Champion's League wins.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56Someone's got to bear the brunt. Not going to be the players who are getting 100K a week, is it?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59It's going to be the families who need to leave their homes.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01And you know like You'll Never Walk Alone?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04It's now going to be You'll Never Find A Home.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11In 2010, the British public was treated to its first
0:18:11 > 0:18:15coalition government since the end of World War II.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18An unequal coming together of David Cameron's Conservative Party,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20who have pretty much most of the power,
0:18:20 > 0:18:22and that other party with Nick Clegg.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27It can be a historic and seismic shift in our political landscape.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Three years into the coalition
0:18:29 > 0:18:33and we're following two of its lesser known MPs, Conservative
0:18:33 > 0:18:36James Twottington-Burbage and Liberal Democrat Barnaby Plankton,
0:18:36 > 0:18:38as they begin to feel the strain of
0:18:38 > 0:18:42this political union's uncertain future.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43- Hello.- Hello.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54The coalition government has begun to privatise
0:18:54 > 0:18:57parts of the emergency services, including the police force,
0:18:57 > 0:19:00the fire brigade and coastguard search and rescue.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Wanting a piece of the action, James has dragged Barnaby down to
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Brighton where he's convinced they can make a quick buck or two.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12A bunch of hippies, Barney, lying on the beach. Nothing to do.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Hello there, guys.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18We're just here to inform you about some of the changes
0:19:18 > 0:19:21that are happening to the search and rescue services.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23As you may know, some of them have been privatised.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25It's been done by the Royal Navy for the last 70 years.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29We've got to try and make it a bit more profitable. I'm sure you can understand.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Will you be paying cash or credit card?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Are you going to be paying with a credit card or...?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35- Sorry?- I thought it was supposed to be a public service.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39It's true, but there have been a lot of people taking advantage of the system.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41They're called search and rescue scroungers.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Are you OK, madam?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Are you all right? You OK?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Are you planning to swim? - Yes.- Yeah.- Right, OK.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50We can't guarantee your safety
0:19:50 > 0:19:52unless you do go for the premium rescue.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Do you need saving? Are you OK?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56We're just charging people against the risk that they could swim
0:19:56 > 0:19:58and have a problem.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00We haven't even got a life ring.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Well, I'm sure you were unhappy
0:20:04 > 0:20:06with the search and rescue service as it was.
0:20:06 > 0:20:07No, we were very, very happy.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09We are fine, thank you.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11But will you be fine when you're in the water, you get a cramp?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- That could be a serious problem. - I'm not at risk. OK.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18We saw you were in trouble. We came down and they're the kind of response times you can expect.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Can I just take your pulse, please?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22At the moment we can't save you unless you pay extra.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23I'm not asking you to save me.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26No-one actually asks to be saved when in trouble.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Oh, Jesus Christ. I think he's in trouble, Barn.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Maybe he's not signed up to our premium rate scheme.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Just do it. Just save him, Barn. We'll take it from there afterwards.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44- Just wait. - Got you. Don't worry.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- We've got you. - Don't worry, sir.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49You're going to be fine.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- You're going to be all right. - Hold on tight.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Quickly. - Let's get him onto land.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57All right. Quickly. OK, good.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- He's safe.- No, don't go back in! - We just bloody saved you, mate!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02We're not coming in the whole way. I don't want to get my shorts wet!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Come on!- Sorry!- Jesus!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Qatar is one of the world's richest countries and has money invested
0:21:08 > 0:21:11in several British institutions such as the London Shard,
0:21:11 > 0:21:16the Olympic village, Harrod's, Sainsburys, and a sizeable chunk of Canary Wharf.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18But according to human rights activists, due to arcane
0:21:18 > 0:21:21attitudes and legislation, Qatar's migrant workers suffer
0:21:21 > 0:21:25limitations on basic freedoms on a daily basis.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Practices that wouldn't be permitted
0:21:26 > 0:21:29at the Qatari's British establishments.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42My name is Shah De Al Harmoon and this is Qatar TV.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44You got owned.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55- You allow a lot of women here I see as well.- Yeah.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58And you don't even make the woman cover up.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- It is much shame in our country. - In your country, not in our country.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02You got owned!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09This mannequins. Why are the ankles not covered?
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I feel very strongly that unfortunately now
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- we should cover them up. - Right.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17In fact maybe it is too late.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Maybe you just burn them. Is you OK with this?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I'm not the manager. I'm not in a position to do that.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23You got owned.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Why is this lady working behind the counter?
0:22:34 > 0:22:40- Sorry?- I do not mean to be rude but I don't often speak to women.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I see your store manager, please.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Do you think maybe I would buy 30 of your workers
0:22:46 > 0:22:51because you see mine have died in industrial accident last week?
0:22:51 > 0:22:55- OK.- You do not sell your migrant workers?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57What sort of country is this?
0:22:57 > 0:22:58You got owned.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03How many people died in the construction of the building?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I don't know if anyone died in building it.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- No-one died in the construction of the building?- I don't know.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- I don't think so.- What is this Mickey Mouse operation?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13You got owned.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23An independent Scotland would start from a position of strength.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27We have contributed more in taxes per person than
0:23:27 > 0:23:32the rest of the UK for every single one of the last 32 years.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36We have world class universities, an astounding heritage,
0:23:36 > 0:23:41immense energy and natural resources and a skilled and inventive people.
0:23:41 > 0:23:46We have huge hydrocarbon resources for the next half century.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Scotland's future is now in Scotland's hands.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54When you think of Switzerland you think of cuckoo clocks,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57cheese with holes and of course Walker's crisps. Well maybe not the latter.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00But according to the company's corporate structure
0:24:00 > 0:24:03although the great British crisps which Walker's proudly boast use
0:24:03 > 0:24:06British potatoes, British cheese and British Gary Lineker
0:24:06 > 0:24:08are made in the UK,
0:24:08 > 0:24:11profits belong to an associated company in low-tax Switzerland.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Whilst the company's subsequently agreed
0:24:13 > 0:24:17a £40,000,000 settlement with HMRC, its ingenious scheme is estimated to
0:24:17 > 0:24:21at one time saved it between £10 and £20 million a year on its tax bill.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24That's a lot of bags of Swiss cheese and onion by anyone's standards.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43Yeah, looks great. Fantastic stuff. That's great. Hi.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Yeah, we've just got here. Yeah.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Well, this is part of the Swiss experience.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Yeah it's alpine. Just totally alpine.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53We're rolling out the new Swiss cheese flavour with all
0:24:53 > 0:24:55the tax loopholes in it.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Hi. Yeah, yeah, we're just leaving. Massively offshore.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01No. It's gigantically offshore.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06After their day out in Brighton,
0:25:06 > 0:25:08James and Barnaby are back in London
0:25:08 > 0:25:10to attend an anti-privatisation protest
0:25:10 > 0:25:12being held by the fire service.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15So, James, try and be nice and not piss off the firemen.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17They are quite strong and they could hurt us.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19The government plans to allow private companies to
0:25:19 > 0:25:22take on services for local fire authorities.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Something that James and Barnaby fully support.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Especially as it could become a lucrative proposition.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Do you really need to be saving cats from trees?
0:25:31 > 0:25:33You people in the Conservative Party...
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- We know exactly what's going on. Exactly.- You have no idea.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Finger on the pulse.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I mean you live in places like Knightsbridge.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- You've got people like Boris Johnson. - Boris is a bloody good guy.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44The reality is because of the Labour government,
0:25:44 > 0:25:47we were left in an awful mess and something had to give.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48What a load of crap.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Every minute, every second counts in a fire and people are going to die.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55And you've seen Silvertown, you've seen Woolwich, where you've
0:25:55 > 0:25:57seen instances where people nearly lost their lives over this.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59So don't start lecturing a fireman or anybody else
0:25:59 > 0:26:01about cuts ain't going to hurt lives, because it will.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03What we could do is sort of maybe introduce
0:26:03 > 0:26:07a type of insurance, so the right sort of people got helped,
0:26:07 > 0:26:09not the wrong sort of people who maybe aren't contributing to so much
0:26:09 > 0:26:13in society, you know, immigrants or some of the working class.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15We want to speak to people about what the problem is.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17They're shutting a few fire stations.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18You've got to count your blessings.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21At least we haven't cut 20 which is what could have happened.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Oh, go away, mate, before I hit you. Go away.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26The fire service is an amazing brand. Look at this uniform.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Sexy as hell. Why don't we sell that brand
0:26:29 > 0:26:31and make some money rather than just losing it?
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Imagine if you were the Pepsi London Fire Brigade.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38- How about that? - How about if it was sponsored? Would you be interested in that?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Sell the rights.- No?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Hello everyone. Sorry.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46First of all I'd just like to start by saying sorry.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48We must count our blessings
0:26:48 > 0:26:51and you guys are being treated far better than other public services.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- Look, just stop saying sorry. - So I am sorry.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Having failed to get firemen on their side
0:26:58 > 0:27:02James and Barnaby have decided to go straight to the top.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04Come on, we're going to be late.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Eric Pickles, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
0:27:07 > 0:27:10is involved with policies relating to the fire service.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12As such, James and Barnaby
0:27:12 > 0:27:16are certain he'll appreciate their latest big idea.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Just wanted to give you this
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- to help you raise some money for the fire service. - How very jolly. Thank you.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- It's lovely, right? - A sexy calendar.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27And sort of you walking out of the flames surrounded by...
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Semi-naked men. - Firemen we'd like to call them.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32The opinion polls say the girls are going to love it.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36The girls are going to go absolutely mad for this, I think, Eric.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37Absolutely crazy.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Create some cash to plug that deficit gap.
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