0:00:48 > 0:00:50HE SNORES
0:00:57 > 0:00:59BANG!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05QUEEN SCREAMS
0:01:08 > 0:01:10SCREAMING CONTINUES
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Your Majesty!
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Your Majesty!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Hold on, I'm coming!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Whoa!
0:01:39 > 0:01:44Oh, Your Majesty. Are you all right?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Your Majesty, I'm sorry about that.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Come in, Dennis, come in.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Thank you, Sir Edward.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Thank you for coming so quickly.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I'm afraid we've got ourselves a bit of a crisis.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11As you know, the Queen is attending
0:02:11 > 0:02:14the Commonwealth conference at Dunmow Castle on Sunday.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17And yesterday we received credible intelligence from MI5
0:02:17 > 0:02:22about a plot to assassinate Her Majesty.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Good God.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25What makes things worse is that we've got MI5,
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Special Branch and the Met all squabbling
0:02:29 > 0:02:32over who's to take responsibility for royal security,
0:02:32 > 0:02:36and that's why the Royal Family have stepped in and appointed someone
0:02:36 > 0:02:39to be their own special personal bodyguard.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- An excellent idea. Who is he?- Er...
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Born in Enfield, trained at Pirbright, Catterick,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50tours to Cyprus, Hong Kong...
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Please tell me it's not Guy Hubble.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55I believe you're expecting me. Guy Hubble.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Royal bodyguard.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Is there a problem?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02It's a Tesco Clubcard.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05A lot of consideration has gone into this, Dennis.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07But it's not Hubble, is it?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09When were these last checked out?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Checked?- Yes.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Oh, my God!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Her Majesty thinks very highly of him.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20He comes from a long-established military family.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23I know. His father nearly killed Churchill!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Could be a sniper hidden in there.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Oh, I'd never thought of that. - No, of course not.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33In my job you have to have a 360-degree awareness.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Just get them checked out, will you?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- I'll get onto that right now. - Please get on to that right now.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Her Majesty was very impressed with his response
0:03:42 > 0:03:44at the State Opening of Parliament.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48But it was all Hubble's fault! We only promoted him to captain
0:03:48 > 0:03:50to get him out of the way and behind a desk.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Let's keep him where he is, in charge of the palace car park.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57Now, I will need a complete audit of your security arrangements here,
0:03:57 > 0:04:03which will include the entrances, the exits and the fire escapes.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05No problem. I can arrange that straight away.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Just arrange that straight away, will you?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10He's a walking disaster, sir.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14With him in that job, anything could happen.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29HUBBLE GROANS
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Aargh!- Aaah!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- What the hell are you doing? - Room service!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Don't you people knock?- Yeah. I did!
0:04:57 > 0:04:58KNOCK AT DOOR Who's there?!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01SHE SCREAMS
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Don't move!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- It's the chambermaid! - What?- The chambermaid!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- I was just bringing fresh towels. - Oh.
0:05:08 > 0:05:13Well, it would help if you people didn't panic all the time!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I hope the room is satisfactory, madam.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Yes.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Good.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- There's work to be done. - That's easy for you to say.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32I've been fetching and carrying here for three months.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Will you concentrate?
0:05:33 > 0:05:37We're two days away from pulling off something that, if successful,
0:05:37 > 0:05:39will shake the world to its core,
0:05:39 > 0:05:41and you have your mind on other things.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Everything go OK this morning?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh, like a dream.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50We paid a little visit to the delegate from Belize.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Don't we look alike?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55We have done a good job.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Well, here, everything has changed.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Security has been intensified. And there's a new man - Hubble.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Hubble?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Yes, Hubble.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Go on.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Everything all right? - No. I've trodden in my lunch.
0:06:21 > 0:06:26Oh, I'm sorry. You wanted to inspect the royal quarters?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Yes.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31CHAMBERMAID WHIMPERS Come on, let's go.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37They're this way.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Guy Hubble, royal bodyguard.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Oh, yes, yes, I've heard all about you, Hubble.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Yates, Royal Household Division. ID?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58That's a B&Q loyalty card.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- You're paying attention. That's good. - Yes, yes.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I had hoped to get a promotion myself,
0:07:07 > 0:07:09but someone else got the job.
0:07:09 > 0:07:15Yes, well, your time will come. Just watch me and learn.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19This room has remained unoccupied for the last three weeks
0:07:19 > 0:07:21as requested by Special Branch
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- while they've conducted their security operations.- Really?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27We've obviously complied with all requests.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29One, two...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Aaah!- Are you all right?
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Yes, of course I am. I'm fine.
0:07:39 > 0:07:45I'm fine. Yes, just checking for hiding places under the bed. It's OK.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46It's checked. Fine.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Hello, what's that up there?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53It's a loft access to services.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54I'd like to take a closer look.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Give me that chair. Give me a hand up.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Give me a push.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Come on, push, man, will you?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18There's nothing up there
0:08:18 > 0:08:21except for the air conditioning system and the...
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Aaargh!- ..water tank.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26SPLASHING
0:08:28 > 0:08:33I take it you can shut down the lifts in case there's a security emergency?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Yes. We have a control panel in the plant room.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Ah, good. Oh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Hello, sir.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Hubble?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Welcome to Scotland, sir.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- You're all wet. - Yes, just a bit, sir.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49So, I'm joining your little team.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Yes. I was given the good news earlier this week.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I'd just like to say, sir,
0:08:54 > 0:08:57how much I'm looking forward to working with you.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00And if there's anything, anything I can do to help,
0:09:00 > 0:09:02you've only got to say the word.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- I'm sure that you feel the same.- No.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Look, Hubble, let's not make any bones about it,
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I wouldn't have chosen you for this job
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- because quite frankly I believe you to be a cretin.- Look out, sir!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Hah!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Hah! Ah!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Sorry about that, sir. I thought there was a sniper there.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Sorry, you were saying?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Yes, I believe I was calling you a cretin.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Oh, yes! HUBBLE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Yes, sir, very good. We go back a long way.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45We were in Cyprus together.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Look, Hubble, I've spoken to Sir Edward.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51He's determined that I should keep you in the loop,
0:09:51 > 0:09:53despite my protestations.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Very good, sir.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57We've had some new intelligence.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59That's wonderful, sir.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02You don't know what it is yet.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- No, I know, but I... - MI5 have further reports
0:10:04 > 0:10:06about the assassination attempt on Her Majesty.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11- They think it will come when she's making her speech in the conference hall tomorrow.- Tomorrow? Good grief!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I shall take control of the conference hall.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17I'd like you to monitor all vehicles within the grounds.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20But, sir, that sounds a bit like car park duty.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Call it what you like, Hubble. Those are your orders.- Yes, sir.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27What are you doing?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30The sole has come loose on my shoe, sir.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34I think it must have happened when I fell in the tank of water.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38This is the gold key. It allows access to all secure areas.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Without this it is impossible
0:10:40 > 0:10:42to break through our ring of steel within the hotel.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45It pains me to do so,
0:10:45 > 0:10:47but I've been ordered by Sir Edward to give you one of them.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50All right. Thank you, sir.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Just don't lose it, Hubble.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yes. Thank you, sir. No, I won't. No.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Are you sure this is going to work?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03This Hubble is a trained British agent.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06He's not going to just reveal their entire security plan to you
0:11:06 > 0:11:08the moment he meets you.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Oh, I find with the right incentive, most men will do anything.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16This is getting complicated. We hadn't planned for this.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Look, we've got this far. Just think of the publicity.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24It'll put ERCA on the map! The start of a global revolution!
0:11:24 > 0:11:27It's what we've worked towards for years.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30All right, but any trouble, you do this...
0:11:34 > 0:11:36..And I will come straight away.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43PIANO MUSIC
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Have you had security clearance to play this piano?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57What?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59I take it you're not an employee of this hotel.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Have you been fully vetted?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I filled out two forms last week.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Good. Good.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Nothing like a bit of the old Duke Ellington, is there?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Er, it's Count Basie.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Yes, but I think you'll find that Duke Ellington did it first.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18No, he didn't.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- Yes, he did.- Didn't.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- He did.- Didn't.- Did.- Didn't!- D...
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Sorry. Sorry about that.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Would you like to join me?
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Hmm?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52I'm all alone until the rest of my delegation arrives tomorrow.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Oh. Well, yes. Thank you.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Thank you very much.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59I'm Carmen, by the way.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Oh, Carmen. How do you do? I'm Guy. Guy Hubble.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07What delegation are you with?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- I'm representing Belize.- Ah!- You?
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Oh, I'm... Well, I'm security.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17MI5?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19SHE CHUCKLES FLIRTATIOUSLY
0:13:19 > 0:13:22How exciting. I've never met a real spy before.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26No, no, no, I'm royal security.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Oh...
0:13:27 > 0:13:32Last week I was promoted to this special role.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35So the Queen hand-picked you?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39You could say that.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Well, she obviously has a liking for handsome bodyguards.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I don't know about that!
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Oh, I am so excited about tomorrow.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52What time does Her Majesty arrive?
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Oh!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Sssh! Carmen, I can't possibly tell you that.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Of course not.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh, thank you.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03No, not for me, thank you.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06You're not going to let me eat alone, are you?
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- Well, no...- I feel like we're only just getting to know each other.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Yes, you see...
0:14:11 > 0:14:15And they say the lobster here just...melts in the mouth.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Thank you.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25You know, I've always considered crustaceans
0:14:25 > 0:14:30to be the heavy artillery of the aquatic world.
0:14:30 > 0:14:36With this armour plate, they have survived everything that God...
0:14:36 > 0:14:40That God and nature have thrown at them.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45But in the end you have to resort to
0:14:45 > 0:14:50a sort of blitzkrieg, full-on assault.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58SMASHING CONTINUES
0:15:07 > 0:15:08There, you see.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Mission accomplished.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19PIANO PLAYS
0:15:21 > 0:15:23DANA AND HUMBLE LAUGH
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Two sambucas.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Thank you.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Oh, golly. I have never had one of these before.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Thank you. I do think, Carmen, you're trying to get me drunk.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Well, I know you Englishmen.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43Sometimes it takes a drink or two before you let your hair down.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Oh, yes...
0:15:45 > 0:15:50Do you know, I just wanted to say, I know that we've only just met,
0:15:50 > 0:15:56but I've never felt a connection with a woman as much as I do with you.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00There must have been hundreds of women in your life.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03There's one or two perhaps near misses, but...
0:16:04 > 0:16:06..Nobody like you.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10That's such a sweet thing to say.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12To you.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Well, to us.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Careful!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Oh, oh! Oh, my...
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Oh! Oh, my eye!
0:16:30 > 0:16:33So, this is my room.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Oh, yes. Er...
0:16:36 > 0:16:38You're sure I can't tempt you in for a...nightcap?
0:16:38 > 0:16:45Well, I'd love to, but, you know, work, and...
0:16:46 > 0:16:47..My lips are a bit sore.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52Oh, well, I have something that could help that.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Oh, do you?
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Come in.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Ooh!
0:17:02 > 0:17:03You're being very brave.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Thank you very much.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08You know, I always thought
0:17:08 > 0:17:12it must be a great honour to work so closely with the Queen.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Oh, it is. It is indeed.
0:17:16 > 0:17:22Yet if you don't mind me saying, security seems very low-key.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Yes, well, not tomorrow.
0:17:24 > 0:17:30Everyone will be scanned, and access is controlled by a gold key,
0:17:30 > 0:17:34and there's only two of us who have one of those.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Do we have to talk about this?
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I'm interested in your work.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44You want me to be interested in your work, don't you, Guy?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Oh, yes, of course, but I am sworn to secrecy.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Would it help if I kiss your lip better?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57M...might do.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04FAINT RADIO STATIC BUZZES
0:18:04 > 0:18:07STATIC BUZZES LOUDER
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Guy, would you excuse me?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I'll be two minutes.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Why don't you make yourself more comfortable?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Comfortable? Yeah!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32That's the signal!
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Oh.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Oh. I'm so sorry, I seem to have misinterpreted the situation.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50No, no, no, Guy. It's OK, it's OK.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Please, stay there.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Relax.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yeah. Is that good?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Yes, yes. It's very good.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03So, you were saying about the key earlier?
0:19:03 > 0:19:08You know, when you were kissing me, it really did soothe my lips.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10You were saying? About the key?
0:19:14 > 0:19:18You know, you really do have very muscular thighs.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I have my mother's legs.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Dana!- Who's that?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Did you play with the lights?- What?!
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Dana, I'm going to break the door down!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Who's Dana?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Quick! On the balcony.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- What! Where?!- There!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- What about my clothes?- Now! Go!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Call the police!
0:19:50 > 0:19:51There's a peeping Tom.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- MAN:- Where?! Where is he? - On the balcony. In his underwear!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Calm down, darling!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Ooh!
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Aaah! Ooh!
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Oh, gawd!
0:20:13 > 0:20:14Oh, good evening.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Enjoy your lobster.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Excuse me, sorry. Excuse me, everyone, I beg your pardon.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Good evening.- Good evening, sir.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Carmen?- I'm sorry you've been troubled with this.
0:20:34 > 0:20:39He was rather upset. His wife was, well, hysterical.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I'd like you to understand
0:20:41 > 0:20:43his appointment had nothing to do with me.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Hello. Who is it?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Colonel Whittington, Ambassador.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I've just been informed. I can only apologise again.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Room service.- Thank you.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01My wife is very upset.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Believe me, I will be taking this up with the Foreign Office.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07I understand. I'll leave you to your supper.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Mr Stevens, I'd be grateful if you could find us another room,
0:21:15 > 0:21:17well away from this Hubble man.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21My wife is of a very nervous disposition following an illness...
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- SHE SCREAMS - Florence!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Florence!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27I'll call an ambulance.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Well, I still have a pulse. Get her a glass of water.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Hubble?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Hubble?
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Hubble!
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Yes, sir?
0:21:59 > 0:22:03Well, I've checked the trolley and it's all clear.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06OK? That's fine.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Sorry to have bothered you.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Please carry on. Good night.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Ah, good night.
0:22:23 > 0:22:28- How's it going, sir?- Well, nobody's crashed through a restaurant roof.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Or attacked a suit of armour in the foyer.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Or flashed at an ambassador's wife.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Very good, sir. - You look terrible. Didn't you sleep?
0:22:36 > 0:22:40No, sir. I never do when I'm on duty.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- That's why I'm the royal bodyguard. - And hopefully not for much longer.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47I'll be conducting a full inquiry when we get back to London.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Her Majesty has arrived with Sir Edward, sir.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51- Very good.- And this has arrived from London.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55She's linked with the Dusseldorf hostage affair, sir.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Run a full...
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Run a full check on her. I want to know everything about her.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Absolutely. Or we could ask Hubble,
0:23:06 > 0:23:09seeing as he had dinner with her last night.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Well? Is this true?- Yes, sir.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Well, what do you know about her? - She likes seafood, sir.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Is that it?- Yes.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20We need to find her, now! Did you know she was linked with this plot?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Well, no, sir. It never came up in conversation.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Her Majesty's speaking in just under an hour. Find this woman, Hubble!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Yes, sir.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Carmen!
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Carmen?
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Carmen?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37It's just here, Ambassador.
0:23:37 > 0:23:42A slightly smaller room than you have, but with the same view.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Someone checked out of this room unexpectedly this morning,
0:23:45 > 0:23:47so I can offer it to you.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49This is the room Hubble was in.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I would rather be on a different floor.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53I'm afraid we've nothing else available.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Would you like to stay in your room?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58No, no. My wife had nightmares in there last night.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01OK, we'll take it.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03I'll arrange for your luggage to be moved.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Do let me know if there's anything else you need.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Mr Stevens, I wonder if you could contact a local doctor.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Perhaps he could give her something for her nerves.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18CREAKING
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Good morning.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25SHE SCREAMS
0:24:25 > 0:24:30You again! Get down from there straight away! Get down from there!
0:24:35 > 0:24:39- You can walk OK in this thing? - No problem.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Where have you been?
0:24:42 > 0:24:46They're on to me. I'll meet you both at the airfield later.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48You have about an hour to do this.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50OK. All delegates are being electronically screened,
0:24:50 > 0:24:53but they shouldn't detect the gun in that leg.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57Here's the key. It gives you access everywhere.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58Good luck.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04SCANNER BLEEPS
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Just a moment, sir.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09- HOLLOW, METALLIC TAPPING - All right.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12HUBBLE'S SHOE FLAPS
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- Have you found her, Hubble?- No, sir. She appears to have disappeared.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20What?! She was right under your nose. What are you doing now?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I'm sorry, sir. My shoe has come unstuck again.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Her Majesty's on her way to the hall.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27You stay here. I'll check over the conference hall one more time.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Hubble, give Yates your gold key. - Yes, sir.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33It's gone missing, sir.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- That's it, Hubble. You're off the case.- With respect, sir...
0:25:36 > 0:25:39No, don't bother with respect! I've none for you!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41It's over, Hubble! You're back to the Palace car park.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Now pack your bags and get out of here.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Yes, sir.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48ASSASSIN'S LEG CLUNKS
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Oh, sorry. I beg your pardon, sir.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55I'm so sorry. Please, after you.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Sir.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01LEG CONTINUES CLUNKING
0:26:16 > 0:26:19I'm so sorry. I beg your pardon, sir.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Bye, Hubble. Lovely working with you(!)
0:26:43 > 0:26:45He wasn't limping!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Hubble, I thought I sent you home.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Sir, there was man with one leg only he hasn't got one leg,
0:26:53 > 0:26:54- he's got two legs!- What?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56It was a prosthetic leg!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Hubble, have you been drinking?
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Yates, get two men. I want Hubble arrested.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20APPLAUSE
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Look out! He's there!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Ah! Ah! Aaah! GUNSHOT
0:27:45 > 0:27:47SCREAMING
0:27:52 > 0:27:54GUNSHOT
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Are you all right, ma'am?
0:28:06 > 0:28:11Well done, Hubble! You've saved Her Majesty's life!
0:28:11 > 0:28:15APPLAUSE
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