0:00:35 > 0:00:37Colonel Whittington for you, sir.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Ah, come in, Dennis.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'll bring you some tea and biscuits.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Thank you, Miss Gifford.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I have the results of the departmental annual reviews.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Ah, of course. Everyone A-OK?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Yes, sir. With one exception.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Oh. Don't tell me.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56It's safe to say that in the 27 years we've run these tests,
0:00:56 > 0:01:01no-one has failed quite so spectacularly as Captain Guy Hubble.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Medically, he seems...
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- Alive?- Yes.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09His basic health is OK but he's clearly over the hill.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Perhaps I can draw your attention to his physical test results.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18The endurance exercise was a three-mile course
0:01:18 > 0:01:22designed to be covered in under 30 minutes.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Unfortunately, Hubble was lapped.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Twice.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30As for the obstacle course...
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Come on, Hubble! Come on, man! Put your back into it!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41You'll see from the report what the instructors thought of Hubble.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Go on, down you go. - Ah! Ah!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Who-oa!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54And as for the final obstacle...
0:01:54 > 0:01:57No, I can do it! I...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I can do it!
0:02:02 > 0:02:06It took them half an hour to cut him out of that tyre.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09I won't bother you unduly with the results of his intelligence test.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Hard to think that anyone could score zero.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14With multiple choice,
0:02:14 > 0:02:18even by the law of averages, you'd expect to get one right.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21But, well, that's Hubble for you.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23CRASHING
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Captain Hubble has arrived.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I'm afraid tea will be delayed while I find some more cups.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32And a new teapot.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Sorry about that.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41I've picked up most of the biscuits.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44She was right behind the door when I arrived.
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Would you like a biscuit, sir?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Thank you.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Sir? Oh.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Captain Hubble reporting for duty, sir.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Yes. Sit down, Hubble.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00- Yes, right... - Over there.- Yes, sir, thank you.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04You're here to discuss your recent performance review.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Oh, good. Very good. How did I do, sir?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Let's have a little look, shall we?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11You came bottom in the firearms drill.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15You needed oxygen after the assault course,
0:03:15 > 0:03:18and according to the examiner in your intelligence test,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21you have an IQ somewhere between that of a goldfish...
0:03:21 > 0:03:23and a fruit bat.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Well, to be fair, sir, I did have a bit of a cold that day.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Some of the things you wrote on your personal development paper...
0:03:31 > 0:03:34You were asked to name areas you would like to improve.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35You wrote, "Lewisham."
0:03:35 > 0:03:41Yes, sir. I thought they could do with a new leisure centre,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44and a nice play area, you know, just for the kiddies.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49Look, Hubble, I'm sure you're aware of these cutbacks we need to make.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54Now, regrettably, it does mean we're going to have to let some people go.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56It's not going to be easy but...
0:03:56 > 0:04:00What is that on your chest, Hubble?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Oh, that, sir.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05It's a George Medal.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Yes, I popped into the Palace this morning
0:04:08 > 0:04:11and picked it up from Her Majesty.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16It's for bravery beyond the call of duty at the Commonwealth Conference.
0:04:17 > 0:04:23You remember, sir, when I prevented the assassination of Her Majesty.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Oh, one other thing, sir.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30She did give me this letter of commendation.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32If you'd like to look at it. Thank you.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38"My gratitude... immeasurable bravery...
0:04:40 > 0:04:44"..looking forward to many more years of service...
0:04:45 > 0:04:49"..simply irreplaceable...
0:04:50 > 0:04:52"..Her Majesty."
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Right.- Thank you.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02But unfortunately we are still looking at staff redundancies,
0:05:02 > 0:05:06starting with the decrepit, like you.
0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Are you implying I'm too old, sir? - I'm not implying, Hubble.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I can still run with the pack.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16You were lapped by the pack, Hubble.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Dennis, Dennis, if I may...
0:05:18 > 0:05:20what we're saying, Hubble,
0:05:20 > 0:05:25is we are going to have to, erm, reassign you
0:05:25 > 0:05:29within the department to lower level security duties.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Sir, surely this calls for termination...
0:05:32 > 0:05:36No, no, no. Pending a re-evaluation of this report.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I'd like you to work with one of the young Prince's team...
0:05:40 > 0:05:41until further notice.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Sir, I'd still prefer to detail Her Majesty.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Hubble, that's an order.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Yes. Yes, sir. Very well.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Thank you, sir.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Dennis, you saw the letter. What was I supposed to do?
0:06:05 > 0:06:09CRASHING AND SCREAMING
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Powell, any word from the Prince about a departure time?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23'Imminent, sir. No sign of Hubble here by the way.'
0:06:23 > 0:06:27No, he's meeting us here. Give me an update when you have it. Roger.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- All right, Yates?- Good of you to join us. Where have you been?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40I had a private appointment. All right, what's the latest?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43The Prince is having lunch with some friends. Powell is inside.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47He says we're looking at an imminent departure,
0:06:47 > 0:06:49so we should be on our way very soon.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I've, erm...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I've asked him to keep me posted.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Is there anything else you want to say, Yates?
0:07:04 > 0:07:05No.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Are you sure?- Well, I was just wondering what you feed it.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10What?
0:07:10 > 0:07:15That small, furry animal you seem to have perched on your head.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30After that meeting, I just thought I ought to do something.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32You're right, it's a young man's game, this.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- I actually think it's a good move. - Do you?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Yeah. Yes, I do. I mean, it takes years off you.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43We have just got to hope the RSPCA don't catch up with you.
0:07:43 > 0:07:49The man in the shop who sold this to me told me it was top of the range.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52It'll stay on even in a hurricane.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54So what does it do, then?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Dig its claws into your scalp to cling on?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Look, my friend Gordon has got the same model as this.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03He even uses it when he goes out microlighting.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Microlighting?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Yeah, don't you know what microlighting is?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12It's the same as hang-gliding,
0:08:12 > 0:08:14except they put a lawnmower engine on the back.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- RADIO:- 'Sir.'
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Go ahead...
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Right. The Prince wants to stop at a jewellers on Blenheim Square.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26No, it's not on the schedule.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28He wants a necklace for a friend.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Well, he can't. It hasn't been cleared.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Do you want to tell him? - Yeah. Give me that.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Press the red one.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- HE SCOFFS - Obviously!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Powell, this is Captain Hubble.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52We can't keep on changing the schedule like this.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53I mean, good God!
0:08:53 > 0:08:59Is it normally this shambolic on the Prince's detail? I'm taking over.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Powell, we're turning into the square now. What's happening with the Prince?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11'He's in the jeweller's now. It's called Layfield.'
0:09:15 > 0:09:19'I can't see you, Powell. There's a white van double-parked.'
0:09:19 > 0:09:22I'll move this bloke along. You keep your eyes open.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25And don't forget, monitor everything.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- You never know what might happen. - Yeah, quite!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36All right. Come on, let's go!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Let's do it! Let's go!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44You can't park here, sonny. Come on, move it.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I was only gonna be two minutes.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49No, you won't. Come on. Hop it!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00You see, Yates, when plans change you've got to be extra vigilant.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- The red one.- I know!
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Powell, how's it going with the Prince in the jeweller's? Over.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13What's that?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16"What's that? Over." Over.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Over?
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Yes. "Over". You say "over" so that I know you've finished speaking.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Powell?- Sorry, sir. I didn't know you'd finished speaking.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30You didn't say "over". Over.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35I want to know what's happening in the jeweller's. Over.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40'I'm not in the jewellers. You said you were taking over. Over.'
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yes, I know, when I got there!
0:10:42 > 0:10:47In the meantime, the Prince is in there with no protection. Over.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50That's right. Over.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54I'm going over.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Going where, sir? Over.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01To the jeweller's! Over.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Can we drop the "over" business, sir?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06It's getting very confusing having to say "over" after everything.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Over.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12No, we can't. Over.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18We have to observe radio protocols. Over.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Yes, sir.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22"Yes, sir. Over."
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Are we just talking now? Or are we still on the radio?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Of course we're just talking now, aren't we?
0:11:28 > 0:11:32That's because you took so long to learn the radio etiquette.
0:11:32 > 0:11:37And meanwhile the Prince is in the jeweller's on his own! Over!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- ALARM SOUNDS - What's that? What's going on?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Come on, come on. Let's go!!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- GUNSHOTS - Let's go back!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Is there anything wrong, Powell?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06No. No. Your hair just looks different. That's all.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Yes, Sergeant! I'm using a different shampoo.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- The red one. - Yes, I know that!
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Hubble to HQ.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20We need back-up immediately.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Over.- I know!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Over!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27SIRENS SOUND
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Over.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36'Special unit are here, sir.'
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Send them through now. Keep going, keep going, keep going!
0:12:40 > 0:12:44We have a high security incident here, please keep moving on.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- But I live here.- I don't care! This is an emergency. Now move!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Where? - There! Move! Now, go!
0:12:51 > 0:12:55BRAKES SQUEAL, CRASHING
0:13:04 > 0:13:08- You directed me on!- You're supposed to keep your eyes open!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Well, look at my car!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Powell, this is all your fault.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- You told me to send them on! - What the hell were you doing?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Well, it's his fault! - It's not my fault, it's his fault!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Get out of the car. SHOUTING
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- Move it! - Powell, sort this out, will you?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35HELICOPTER SWOOPS OVERHEAD
0:13:36 > 0:13:40There you are, sir. It's a siege situation
0:13:40 > 0:13:42but everything's under control.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I've cordoned the area off and roadblocks are in place.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Well done.- Thank you, sir.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51The only teeny weeny problem is that the third in line to the throne is being held at gunpoint.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- Yes.- How the hell did this happen on your watch?
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- I take full responsibility, sir. - That's good.- Thank you, sir.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02When we come out the other side, I'll expect your resignation.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- What's that on your head? - I'm not paying for the damage.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- This is on your insurance. - Sssh. Not now.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Write your insurance details down. - Who is this, Hubble?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12He just made me crash my car.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Oh, that's a bit of an exaggeration, sir.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Yates, deal with this gentleman.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Yes. Yates, deal with this gentleman, will you?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'm warning you! Stay there! Nobody move.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36This is Commissioner Baker, sir.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38I know, Hubble. We're old friends.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Really? Where did you meet?- What?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- Sorry. Doesn't matter.- Hello, Tim.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Dennis. I've made contact with the gunmen and the good news is
0:14:46 > 0:14:49they don't appear to know that they've got the Prince in there.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51What happened in there?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55They only wanted to rob the place but one of the shop assistants set off the alarm,
0:14:55 > 0:14:59for some reason their getaway vehicle had gone and they panicked.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03I think I may have been responsible for that, sir. Quick-thinking.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08When I arrived, I noticed that the Transit van was double-parked
0:15:08 > 0:15:12so I got out and told it to move, move on.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16So you've turned what was a straightforward robbery
0:15:16 > 0:15:20into a full-scale siege with the Prince's life at risk?
0:15:20 > 0:15:24They've asked for a car to get them away from here. It's on its way.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26- 'Can you read me?'- Baker.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Permission to make amends, sir. - Permission denied.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Thank you, sir. I've been round the side of the building, sir,
0:15:34 > 0:15:36and I've lifted a manhole cover.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38A manhole cover?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Yes, sir. I'm convinced the sewer runs directly under the jeweller's.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Now, if I could get some tunnelling equipment, sir,
0:15:45 > 0:15:49I could drill underneath the foundations
0:15:49 > 0:15:53and tunnel up into the jeweller's and rescue the Prince.
0:15:57 > 0:16:03Yates, go round the back of the building. Maintain radio contact.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08They've asked for some food. I think we should oblige.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11The first stage of any hostage situation is to keep everyone calm.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13We'll send in some pizzas.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- I'd like to take the pizzas in, sir. - Will you go away? You've caused enough trouble.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- We will need someone to take them in, Dennis.- Yes, but not him.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22They won't feel threatened by him.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Having said that, of course, it could be extremely dangerous,
0:16:25 > 0:16:29going into a siege situation, if things kick off.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43We're sending the pizzas in.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47If he tries anything funny, he's dead.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08I suppose sometimes, in these situations, they never come out alive.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- We try not to let that happen. - Yes, but surely sometimes...
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Not there. Over there.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Yes, yes. Of course.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39What's that on your head?
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Nothing!
0:17:41 > 0:17:45All right, now, who's the Hawaiian?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47That's him.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50One Hawaiian.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52And Pepperoni?
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Him.- Pepperoni, that's for you.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58You must be the Margherita.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I ordered a cheese and tomato.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05- That is Margherita, isn't it? - I dunno. Open the box.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07All right, OK. Open the box.
0:18:07 > 0:18:13Ah, there you are, look. Cheese and tomato. Right.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16What's that green stuff on it?
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Well, I don't know. It's probably basil.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- I don't like basil. - Is that my fault?
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- I didn't order no basil, did I?! - All right, I'll take the basil off!
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- Get your hands out of my pizza, man! - Calm down! Keep your hair on!
0:18:29 > 0:18:35- Don't tell me to calm down! - You're getting yourself all worked up, so just calm down.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38If you tell me to calm down again, I'm going to start shooting hostages, all right!
0:18:38 > 0:18:45You lay one finger on the Prince's head and you'll live to regret it!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Who?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Well, done, Hubble. - Thank you, sir. Thank you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11It took guts going in there. Is the Prince unharmed?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Yes, completely unharmed.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Good. And what about the mood of the gunmen?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17They're a bit jumpy.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20But since I gave them their pizzas, I managed to calm them down, sir.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23They're fine now. Everything's fine.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24- 'Baker?'- Yes?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28We'd like to increase our demands, now we know we've got a prince.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35What makes you think you've got a prince in there?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37The pizza man told us.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42'We want a helicopter to get us out of here, all right.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Have it here in an hour or we start shooting Royals.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'll talk to Sir Edward.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50We might need authorisation to use the SAS.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Yates? What happened?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02I've just fallen down a manhole that someone left open.
0:20:03 > 0:20:08The pizzas? It's £62.60. You said you'd pay me when you got back.
0:20:08 > 0:20:13Yes, I know, but I'm in the middle of a siege here.
0:20:13 > 0:20:14We didn't charge for garlic bread.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Hubble, pay the man, if it's not too complicated a job for you.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's just, you did say...
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Yes, all right, all right! Don't go on about it. Excuse me, sir.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25If I knew you were going to be like this,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I wouldn't have recommended you.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29This changes everything, Dennis.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33The Prince is in real danger now. Is Number 10 across all this?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Sir, excuse me, sir. Have you got £7.40?
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- What?- £7.40. It's for the pizza man. I'm a bit short.- No.- Oh.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- Yates, have you got £7.40? - Hubble, go away!- Yes, sir...
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Hubble, I'm standing you down with immediate effect.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51You're off detail! Go!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Yes, sir.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59So, what about the £7.40?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05RADIO: 'And now, the news.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07'It's been reported that a security blunder
0:21:07 > 0:21:10'has led to one of the young princes being held hostage
0:21:10 > 0:21:12'at a jeweller's in London.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15'A senior security officer was said to have allowed the Prince
0:21:15 > 0:21:18'to go into the jeweller's unprotected.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21'It seems that one of the Palace's senior bodyguards
0:21:21 > 0:21:23'made the catastrophic mistake at three o'clock.
0:21:23 > 0:21:28'How can you put a man of his age in charge of royal security?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- 'Well, he must be a right doughnut! - He's like a mug, innit!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- 'The guy's a wally! - I mean...who's put him in charge?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37'I mean, this is the Royal Family! The thing that makes Britain...'
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Hello, Gordon? It's Guy.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Yes, yes, I know it's all over the telly.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Listen, I want you to do me a favour.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Have you still got that microlight?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16How's the helicopter coming on? We ain't heard nothing from you.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20It's in hand but trying to get one here in an hour is too difficult.
0:22:20 > 0:22:21We need more time.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26Listen! It's four o'clock. If we don't see the chopper by five,
0:22:26 > 0:22:28we start with the ginger fella here.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31They're starting to get jumpy.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33The SAS have arrived, sir.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Thank God.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38We've looked at the plan of the building and the layout.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42The key, gentlemen, is surprise and complete operational precision.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45We need to get men on that roof
0:22:45 > 0:22:47without the gunmen hearing a thing
0:22:47 > 0:22:51and then down the front and back and through the windows.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53If they hear the slightest noise...
0:22:53 > 0:22:55ENGINE WHIRRS
0:23:14 > 0:23:16CRASHING
0:23:19 > 0:23:21ENGINE STRUGGLES
0:23:31 > 0:23:33CRASHING
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Baker! What was that?!
0:23:35 > 0:23:41It was nothing. Just a... satellite dish falling off the roof.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44I'm standing with a gun next to the Prince's head, so you better not be lying!
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Yaargh! Aargh! Ah!
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- What is going on?!- I'm in the middle of a rescue mission.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Well, who's going to pay for this? - Don't worry.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29'Are you still there, sir?'
0:24:29 > 0:24:33I've now got a home claim as well as a motor claim.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35By the way, that chimney needs sweeping.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Come on, give me a hand.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I've got to get to the window next door
0:24:52 > 0:24:54so I can get into the jeweller's.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Sorry to drag you into all this, sir, but we thought it important.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15I've spoken to Number 10 and they've given authorisation to use the SAS immediately.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I'm afraid Hubble has already jumped the gun.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Ah, no! Aah!
0:25:31 > 0:25:32GUNSHOT
0:25:46 > 0:25:49What the hell's he doing?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- Just get across that... - CREAKING
0:26:01 > 0:26:03GROANING
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Baker? What's going on out there, Baker? I'm warning you!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Sir, I'd like permission to shoot Hubble down.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Dennis, we don't shoot our own men. At least, not on purpose.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18He's in breach of my orders, endangering the whole operation,
0:26:18 > 0:26:20and jeopardising the Prince's life.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- I'm sorry, no.- Well, a court-martial at least when this is all over.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26The man's a walking disaster, sir.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29I can't do it.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32I can't do it.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- CREAKING - Aa-aargh!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41SMASHING
0:26:47 > 0:26:49I'm going to do it!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I'm going to do it!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11What the...?!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Put the gun down! Put it down! Put it down!
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Put the gun down!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Hostages all safe and secure, sir.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Well done, Hubble!
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Hubble? Hubble, where are you?
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Perhaps the impact killed him.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Captain Hubble reporting for duty, sir!
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