0:00:33 > 0:00:36Sniff. Sniff!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Go on, sniff!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Good dog! Good dog, Winston! Good sniffing.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Morning, Hubble. - Hm? Good morning, sir. Colonel.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45What are you doing?
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Hm? Oh. My dog, sir. Winston.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51I named him after the...
0:00:51 > 0:00:54I can imagine. What's he doing in the gardens of Buckingham Palace?
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Well, I'm training him up to be a sniffer dog, sir.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04Another member of the Hubble family doing his bit for Queen and country.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08There is a website, sir. www.teachapoochtosniff.com.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12All canine surveillance operatives need to go through official training.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Yes, I know, sir. The trouble is that Winston's a bit agoraphobic, sir.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20And he finds socialising with other dogs a bit difficult.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21WINSTONS BARKS
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Shall we continue, sir?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28We're here for a little birthday reception for Her Majesty.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yes, of course, sir.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35You'll be pleased to know I'm covering all aspects of security for that event.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Good! By the way, did you hear the news from The Old Bailey this morning?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42No, I didn't, sir. I was at the vet with Winston.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45He's got canine sinusitis.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Yet you're training him to be a sniffer dog?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Anyway, you'll be pleased to hear Bruno Schrunz,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52that swine you stopped from assassinating the Queen,
0:01:52 > 0:01:53got a life sentence.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Should have got longer than life, sir.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Yes.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Anyway, we must remain vigilant.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04ERCA and its anarchist cronies
0:02:04 > 0:02:08will stoop to anything to get publicity for their wretched cause.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Yes, of course, sir. You can rely on me.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Hubble, you do know you're wearing odd shoes?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hm?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, yes. Yes, that was Winston.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21He chewed one last night, so I had to send it to the shoe menders.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Why don't you wear another pair?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Well, he only chewed the left one, sir.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Well, carry on, Hubble. - Yes, sir. Thank you.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Thank you, sir.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I really must point out,
0:02:37 > 0:02:38I've a had a number of reports
0:02:38 > 0:02:41that Hubble is showing signs of feeling the strain.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Behaving very erratically.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Look, it's out of my hands, Dennis.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Her Majesty seems to be rather fond of him.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Look after Winston, will you?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Latest security check, Yates?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Well, strangely enough it's all been going perfectly smoothly
0:02:59 > 0:03:01since you've been out with that mutt of yours.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03I've told you before, Yates,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07that security is about 360 degree awareness.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10You never know where the next threat may be coming from.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12I learnt that in Cyprus.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Do you know where Cyprus is, Yates?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I'll show you.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Cyprus is in fact...
0:03:24 > 0:03:25..Wait a minute. Where is it? It's...
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Ah!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43There.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Yeah.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Just a minute, wait. What's that?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Her Majesty's birthday cake. The delivery van broke down.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Has that cake been checked?
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- Checked?- Has it come from a secure outside source?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58They make cakes.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Any object that comes into this building
0:04:01 > 0:04:03has to come from a verified secure source.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06How many times do I have to go through this?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08They're waiting upstairs.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Never mind that, you put that down there.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Put it down and stand back.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Here, stay there. - Hubble...
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Now, Winston!
0:04:18 > 0:04:23I have trained this dog to sniff out and detect gelignite,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26semtex and, of course, dynamite.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Now, please, stand back, everybody.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30WINSTON WHINES
0:04:31 > 0:04:34To sniff and detect! Go!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36WINSTON BARKS
0:04:41 > 0:04:44No, Winst..! Winston! No! Winston!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Winston! Winston!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51No! Bad dog, bad dog! No, Winston, no, please.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55It's you. You're all staring at him. You're putting him off!
0:04:55 > 0:05:00Look, Yates, come and take Winston, will you? Take him away.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Is there anybody here from the Palace kitchens at all?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Hubble?!- Ah, sir.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Just had a little bit of an accident with the cake, sir.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- What?! - No, it's all right. Don't worry.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I shall write to the Queen and apologise myself.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Wait a minute. It's coming back, actually, quite well... There.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Look, Hubble, we've been thinking.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24You've had an awful lot on your plate recently.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26We think you ought to take a few days off.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29No, no, no. Permission to disagree, sir.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Permission denied.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Can I suggest a month, sir? Or maybe six?- No, no, no, no.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Just a few days, Hubble.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Come back refreshed in time for Her Majesty's visit to Oxford next week.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41But...sir...
0:05:41 > 0:05:43No buts, Hubble. That's an order.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Yes, sir.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Sorry about that, sir...
0:06:01 > 0:06:05It's all right. Don't... Just relax. Sir, I'll soon have this cleaned off.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06It's, er...
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Oh.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Um...
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Welcome to Cavendish Gate Health Spa, Mr Hubble.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31We have all the usual health spa facilities.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Steam room through there, hot tub, volcanic salt bath, of course.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh. Can I have a satsuma?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- They're tangerines.- Same thing.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Your membership does come with an introductory treatment.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47If you're interested, our reflexologist is here today.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Oh, my reflexes are fine.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Good. Right, well, if you step this way, Mr Hubble.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58And through here we have Reiki.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Ah!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Hello, Reiki. What a lovely name.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06No, reiki's the treatment.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09It's the Japanese Buddhist art of palm healing.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Yes, of course. Course I knew that.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13My name's Sharon.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh. Hello, Sharon. I'm Guy. Guy Hubble.
0:07:15 > 0:07:21Sorry about that, but Helen threw me when she said your name was Reiki,
0:07:21 > 0:07:23and I thought to myself, well, you know,
0:07:23 > 0:07:30bit of a coincidence, what with you, you know, doing the Buddhist palm thingy...
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Right.
0:07:33 > 0:07:39Well, why don't I book you in for a basic mud wrap later and leave you to it?
0:07:41 > 0:07:42You see, the mud dries,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45and then strips off all the dead skin clogging the pores
0:07:45 > 0:07:48and helps release all the toxins.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Mm.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Got to get this nice and tight.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55You starting to relax now?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Oh, yes. Lovely.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Now, I'll be back in half an hour.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Just let all your stresses float away.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Right. Thank you.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10DOOR OPENS
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Oh, Sharon, could you scratch my nose?
0:08:13 > 0:08:14I've got a bit of an itch.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Of course. No problem.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Carmen?!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Hello, Guy.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Don't you "hello, Guy" me! You lied to me at Dunmow Castle!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I know. I'm sorry.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28My real name's Dana.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Dana or Carmen or whoever you are,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33your lot tried to kill Her Majesty!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Look, I need you to know I've changed. I've left ERCA.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37That's why I'm here.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Well, I don't believe you. I'm going to call Special Branch.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44As soon as I... As soon as I can get... Argh!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I'm going to get you put away.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Can you help me up?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57You nearly got me killed!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01I'm sorry. And you always had such nice legs, too.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Yes, well, I like to keep in condition.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05You know, daily squat thrusts...
0:09:05 > 0:09:07You're small of frame but powerful.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Yes, well...compact.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13You see, one thing I wasn't lying about at Dunmow Castle
0:09:13 > 0:09:16is that I've always been physically very attracted to you.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21Well, they do say I have a certain amount of animal magnetism.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Oh, Guy...- Oh... No! No, I'm not falling for that again!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I'm going to get my phone.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Guy, please!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33No, Dana, I'm going to turn you in.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Please, Guy, can't we go for a drink and talk about this?
0:09:37 > 0:09:42No, Dana! It is my duty to put you away.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Can't get my damn key now.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Do you need a hand?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Yes, please. Would you mind? I put it there for safekeeping, but I don't really... No!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I can't trust you!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59So, you won't give me a second chance?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Never!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02You did it once,
0:10:02 > 0:10:06but nobody gets the better of Guy Hubb... Hubba...
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Ah, Mr Hubble...
0:10:16 > 0:10:19I hope your headache is not too bad.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Wh-where am I?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23What am I doing here?!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Argh!- You'll find out soon enough.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Put it this way, you'll make things a lot easier on yourself
0:10:29 > 0:10:33if you tell us where our comrade, Bruno Schrunz, is being held.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Who?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38He is the man your courts have just sentenced to life imprisonment!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Oh, yes, him.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Yes, him.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46He is very important to our organisation,
0:10:46 > 0:10:49which is why we need to know where he is being held prisoner.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Oh, I'll find out.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55What will you find out?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'll find out exactly what you know.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59How do you know that?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03You might find out what I don't know.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07And yet what I do know is not what you are hoping to find out.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09What?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12I know what I know,
0:11:12 > 0:11:17but you'll find out that what I know is not, maybe,
0:11:17 > 0:11:20what it is you're hoping to find out.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- So maybe you're never going to find that out at all.- Shut up!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30After lunch with the vice-chancellor of Oxford University,
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Her Majesty is then scheduled
0:11:32 > 0:11:35to open the new wing of The Prendergast Museum.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40By the way, Dennis, isn't Hubble supposed to be here?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Hubble hasn't been seen or heard of for five days, sir.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45The department has never run so smoothly.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Has anyone checked his house?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51I mean, you know, he might be lying at the bottom of the stairs with a broken neck.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Yes, he might.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Did you get anywhere?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07It's been four days and still you have nothing?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09We need to find out where they're keeping Bruno.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Here, shoot me.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13What?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Shoot me right between the eyes. Here. Just here.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Just don't send me in there again.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Kagan...
0:12:18 > 0:12:21I can't take any more! I can't. The man is a fool.
0:12:21 > 0:12:27We go round and round in circles, talking in riddles! I can't take any more, I can't...
0:12:27 > 0:12:29That's better.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Do it again.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:36 > 0:12:37SHE SWITCHES MUSIC OFF
0:12:39 > 0:12:43So, 78 hours without sleep and still you won't tell us.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47I'm trained to withstand anything the enemy throws at me.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Oh, really?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Yes, you won't break me.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54It's all to do with focus and inner control.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58You see, I can resist falling asleep for...for...
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Oh! Leave him.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07If Hubble won't crack, maybe his bosses will.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09We haven't got time to kidnap anyone else.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Yes, I realise that!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14No, we use Hubble as a bargaining chip.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18They want their man back, they have to meet our demands.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50PHONE RINGS
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Whittington.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56'This is ERCA. Listen. And listen good.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58'We've got your man, Hubble.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59'So, here are our demands.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03'Either you release Bruno Schrunz at an agreed time and place
0:14:03 > 0:14:05'or we kill Hubble.'
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Fine. Go ahead.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12PHONE RINGS
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Whittington.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- 'We got cut off.' - No, I cut you off.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17'You don't seem to understand.'
0:14:17 > 0:14:20We will kill Hubble.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24'Whittington?'
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Our policy is not to negotiate with terrorists.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32If that policy is to be changed, I need authorisation from above.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34You've got 24 hours.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51HE SIGHS
0:15:02 > 0:15:04HE GROANS
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Argh!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Ohhhh!
0:15:22 > 0:15:23OK, Hubble, dinner time.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Grab him!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29HUBBLE GROANS
0:15:34 > 0:15:37I know he's one of our own, sir.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40But I just worry about the risks involved in mounting a rescue.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Sometimes, Dennis,
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I get the impression you wouldn't mind if Hubble did get killed.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Oh, now that's really not fair, sir.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49TELEPHONE RINGS
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Colonel, it's them.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Whittington here.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- So, what's the answer, Colonel? - I'm struggling to get approval.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03We're not playing games, Colonel.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06This is a long-standing policy of the British government.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09It's not something that can be just quickly overturned.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I need more time.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Well, time is the one thing neither of us has.
0:16:13 > 0:16:19Er... I also... I need proof that Hubble's OK.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Maybe a phone call with him,
0:16:20 > 0:16:23'or some dated video footage. Then maybe we can...'
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Too late, Colonel. Too late.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32We have a trace.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36They're stalling. I don't think they're going to play ball.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38You want me to see to Hubble?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Leave him. Let him rot.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42No, we go to Oxford alone.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46We're going to have to do the job ourselves.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16SIRENS WAIL
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Move!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Two on the bottom, two at the top.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Two at the top! Go, go, go.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Police, open up! Go, go, go!
0:18:19 > 0:18:23What's clear is that ERCA have regrouped and resumed activities.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27So, today I've placed the department at the highest security level.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Code black, sir.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Code red, Hubble.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Exactly.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Now, what is uppermost in my mind
0:18:35 > 0:18:40is we need to be at our most vigilant during Her Majesty's visit to Oxford tomorrow.
0:18:40 > 0:18:47LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY RINGTONE
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Can I take this call, sir? It's my shoe mender.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Yes.- Thank you.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Hello?
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Yes, I know...
0:18:57 > 0:19:01I know I said Wednesday, but I've been kidnapped.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06Look, I'm rather busy at the moment on royal official business.
0:19:06 > 0:19:11Yes. Right, look, I'll collect it next Thursday.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13All right? Goodbye.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Sorry about that, sir.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19He's taking his wife to Devon on a surprise mini-break
0:19:19 > 0:19:22and he was hoping to get the cash before he goes.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25DOOR OPENS
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Ah, do come in, Yates.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Are you feeling better?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40No, not really, sir, no.
0:19:40 > 0:19:45Basic training, Yates. Never enter a room without prior surveillance.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Well, I wasn't expecting a madman to burst out from behind a door,
0:19:49 > 0:19:51let alone the man I was there to liberate.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Bit over the top, though, isn't it, with that helmet thing on your head?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58I was hit four times with a metal bar.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01The doctor said I was a millimetre away
0:20:01 > 0:20:03from eating Christmas dinner through a straw!
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Do you think we could get back to security matters in Oxford?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I intend to take personal control of the operation.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11I've drawn up this schedule.
0:20:11 > 0:20:17I'd like to volunteer to assist you in taking personal control of the operation, sir.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21You don't appear to be on the roster, Hubble.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25I think, what with Hubble's ordeal, sir,
0:20:25 > 0:20:29I'd rather thought you would recommend an extended period of leave.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33With due respect, sir, I don't want any leave.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'm raring to go.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Oh. Well, that's good to hear, Hubble. Are you sure?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43Absolutely, sir. You see, with the time I spent with them,
0:20:43 > 0:20:48it's given me a unique understanding of what makes them tick.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54You see, I know they're canny operators, that's for sure.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58But if we use our noddle, stay alert,
0:20:58 > 0:21:01keep our eyes peeled,
0:21:01 > 0:21:05then I know that we can outwit...
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Ow! Oh!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Are you all right, Hubble?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Yes, sir, I'm... - Are you sure?
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Yes.
0:21:16 > 0:21:21I'm fine, sir, I'm sorry, I slipped on your glass you left there.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27No, no. Don't, don't give it a second thought.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31It's my fault entirely for leaving the glass there in the first place.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Hubble, I'm going to monitor events from the control van.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I have yet another migraine coming on.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Oh! If you must, Yates.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Are all the officers in position and fully briefed?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Yes.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- Has the building been swept for any suspicious devices?- Twice.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- Including the exhibits and the display cabinets?- Yes.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Then what's that?
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Well, I can't see, can I? I have difficulty moving my neck.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25All right, OK. Stand back, stay back. Stay, stay.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Are Bomb Squad standing by?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35No, they're in the gift shop playing poker.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Of course they're standing by!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Right.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Tell them not to bother.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- What is it? - It feels like an orange.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45An orange?
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Yeah, probably left over from a school trip, I suspect.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Ah, um...
0:22:51 > 0:22:53What?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57My arm. Stuck.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58What?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I can't get my arm out of this vase.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Careful! That is a Roman water urn. It is like 2,000 years old!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08All right, well, don't just stand there.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Look, give it a tug!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Careful, careful.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Ow, ow, ow!
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Her Majesty has arrived so...
0:23:18 > 0:23:20What are you doing?!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Hubble's got his arm stuck in a priceless Roman urn, sir.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26We don't know if it's priceless. There might be hundreds of them.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28For God's sake, Hubble...
0:23:28 > 0:23:32I thought there was an undetected device in there, sir.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35APPLAUSE >
0:23:37 > 0:23:39It was your fault, it was!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Get it out, just...
0:23:44 > 0:23:48CHATTER
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Urgh, it won't budge!
0:24:07 > 0:24:11APPLAUSE
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Oh!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I think we've got a bit of a situation here.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Forward two.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Let's get him on his side. - Forward two, can you hear me?
0:24:43 > 0:24:44What's going on, Yates?
0:24:44 > 0:24:48Member of the public seems to have collapsed. An ambulance has been called.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Oh, right. Well, you take care of it and take him and him with you.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55On our way.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10We must stop meeting like this.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Dana, where do you think you're going?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14I think you know where I'm going, Guy.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16If you have plans to shoot Her Majesty,
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I suggest you make other plans.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21That is my plan.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Well, I suggest you make other plans.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27No, I think I'll stick to this plan.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY RING TONE
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Hello?
0:25:36 > 0:25:37What?
0:25:37 > 0:25:41No! I told you, I'll pick the shoe up on Thursday!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42How many more times?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Come out into the open, Guy.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47You drop that gun, Dana!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Let me get to that door.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58I will kill you, Guy.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02You'll have to if you want to get to Her Majesty.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20That was six.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Gah!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27OK, that's six.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31Oh, look! It wasn't an orange. It was a satsuma.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32It's a tangerine.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34It's the same thing.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- You wouldn't.- Try me.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Not after that night at Dunmow Castle.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49We could have more nights like that, Guy.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Let's escape, the two of us, run away together.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Dana...
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Just you and me and a sun-kissed beach.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01No, no! Don't come any closer.
0:27:01 > 0:27:07Our bodies entwined, separated only by my thong.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09GUNSHOT
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Hubble, what's going on?
0:27:11 > 0:27:15It's all right, sir. Everything's under control.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Now you'll never know what we could have had.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21I've got everything that I want right here.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23The respect of the Royal Family,
0:27:23 > 0:27:28and the respect of the men and women I'm proud to serve with.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32Hubble, you half-wit, what the hell have you done in here?
0:27:32 > 0:27:37Er... Er... Er...
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Stay, Winston!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Stay! And attack!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Yes! Good dog!
0:27:45 > 0:27:49Good dog. All right. Enough, enough!
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Good dog. On your station! Good dog, Winston.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Well done again, Hubble.
0:27:55 > 0:28:00Oh, thank you, sir. Just doing my job.
0:28:00 > 0:28:01I have just been with Her Majesty
0:28:01 > 0:28:05and she was glowing in her praise for you, wasn't she, Dennis?
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Yes.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Well, you certainly seem to have bounced back
0:28:09 > 0:28:11after that kidnapping business.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15Glad to have been of service, as is Winston.
0:28:15 > 0:28:20We've moved away from explosives detection
0:28:20 > 0:28:22and more into guard dog duties.
0:28:22 > 0:28:23Oh, splendid.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26He's primed now to attack on my command.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28I'll give you a demonstration, sir?
0:28:28 > 0:28:29Hm.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32OK, stand by, sir.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36And Winston, attack!
0:28:38 > 0:28:41WINSTON GROWLS AND BARKS
0:28:41 > 0:28:43No, Winston, get down!
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