0:00:59 > 0:01:06And so it is that we gather here today to say farewell to Guy Hubble.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09A man who has served this nation all his life.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Yates, please tell me I'm not dreaming.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18- I know. I have to keep pinching myself.- What happened?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Apparently, Hubble was found dead in bed.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Why didn't anybody phone me?
0:01:24 > 0:01:28- We didn't want to bother you on holiday, sir.- Bother me?!
0:01:28 > 0:01:33It would have made my holiday! I've been waiting for this for years!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Members of the Hubble family, sir. Cousins.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07And so, as he lies with us, at peace, for one final time,
0:02:07 > 0:02:12we come together to mark the end of one life and the beginning of another.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Ah, Dennis! Come in, come in.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31I was just admiring your roses out there. Absolutely stunning!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Oh, thank you. Anyway, I'm pleased to see you looking so cheerful. Did you have a good holiday?
0:02:35 > 0:02:40No, it rained every day. But I've come back to the most wonderful news.
0:02:40 > 0:02:46Well, I'm sorry to be a "buzzkill" as my grandson would have it,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- but we've got a serious problem. - Oh?- Mmm.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55- Number Ten are convinced they have a mole.- What?- Mmm.
0:02:55 > 0:03:00Leaking highly sensitive secrets to the North Koreans. Here, look.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06This is a copy of a briefing document written in Korean,
0:03:06 > 0:03:11which exactly replicates the official minutes of a COBRA meeting
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- that was held last month at Downing Street.- Good God.
0:03:14 > 0:03:19It's highly classified information, and it could only have come from someone inside Number Ten,
0:03:19 > 0:03:24so the PM wants someone to go in, undercover, and find the mole.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Isn't this more MI5's game?
0:03:26 > 0:03:31Trouble is, Dennis, there's every possibility that MI5 are up to their necks in all this.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34That's why they're looking for help elsewhere.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38I'd like to introduce you to someone, Dennis. Dennis, this is Ms Mellor.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Dennis Whittington. Please to meet you, Ms Mellor.- How do you do.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48- Please, call me Sandra. Cup of tea? - Thank you.- There you are.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Hello, sir. It's me!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57TEA CUP CRASHES
0:03:58 > 0:04:02There you go, sir. There's another cup of tea for you.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05It was the shock, I expect.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Bound to be a little bit emotional
0:04:07 > 0:04:11when you realise that your friend and colleague is still alive. Hm?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13But I've just been to his funeral!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Hubble's not dead, Dennis. We've faked his death.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I'm in the middle of some nightmare.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Hubble has assumed the identity of a Sandra Mellor
0:04:23 > 0:04:27who was appointed two months ago to the post of Office Services Administrator.
0:04:27 > 0:04:33The real Ms Mellor is enjoying a holiday in Australia, courtesy of the department.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I start work in Number Ten tomorrow.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41But Hubble isn't trained as a spy. Or a detective!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Please, sir, from now on, could you refer to me as Sandra?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Only I'm trying to stay in character.
0:04:46 > 0:04:52His job is to get in there, blend in and unmask the traitor.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- It'll never work, sir. - Yes, it will, sir.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I've just spent three weeks on an intensive drama course!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01The PM raised the problem at his weekly meeting with Her Majesty
0:05:01 > 0:05:04and she volunteered Hubble's services.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Sandra, sir.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh, indeed.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- They'll see through this disguise! - No-one at Number Ten knows Hubble.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Surely they've seen a picture of him in the papers?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Everyone thinks he's dead, Dennis.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Only you, me and the PM know about this operation.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23And Sandra, sir.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24And Sandra.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Your ID, ma'am.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Thank you.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Sandra?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Yes, that's me.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Tristram Roberts. Chief of Staff. Welcome to Downing Street.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Thank you. How do you do? - Do come through.- Thank you.
0:05:57 > 0:06:02- So, you've been working up in Newcastle with the Home Office?- Yes.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06It was very interesting work on policy implementation.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Some offices are being redesigned to give more space to the Treasury.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Have these workmen been fully vetted?- Yes.
0:06:17 > 0:06:23Only outside contractors need to have a Level 6 security clearance.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28- It's all been done.- Oh good. Sorry. Old habits!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32I was on the committee for security clearance at my last job.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34I know what you mean about old habits.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38I had the security brief when I worked with the embassy in Bangkok.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43- Bangkok?- Yes, the jewel of the Far East. Do you know it?- No.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh, terrific place. Wonderful people.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50- Really?- Deputy PM's office through there, loos just through there.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Oh well, if you don't mind, I think I'd like to spend a penny.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Of course.- Thank you.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Erm...- Hm?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01That's the gents.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh! Silly me.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Loitering outside the ladies again, are we, Tristram?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13I've heard it's the best place to meet pretty women in this building, Mary.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- Flattery will get you everywhere. - Actually, I'm waiting for Sandra Mellor,
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- our new Office Services Administrator.- Oh, right.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35SANDRA URINATES
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Ah!
0:07:52 > 0:07:53TOILET FLUSHES
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Sandra?- Yes.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Mary Town-Jones. Foreign Policy. Pleased to meet you.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Oh. You too. Hello.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Sorry. Strange place to meet.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Yes.
0:08:11 > 0:08:16- First day nerves. I was taken rather short.- Yes, I heard.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Well, er, no doubt I'll see you around. Toodle-loo.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- You're late.- Yes, I know, sir.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46I'm sorry, I've had a bit of a morning.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I lost my left breast.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- What?- Well, it must have slipped out when I was in the cloakroom.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Either that, or I lost it in the photocopying room.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56This is all loo paper in here.
0:08:56 > 0:09:02The trouble with loo paper is you can't get the right shape.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03How do they look, sir?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- Hubble, I haven't got all day. - No, of course not, sir.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Well, I called this meeting just to let you know what I've got so far.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Would you like a sandwich? - No, I'm fine.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Are you sure, sir? I brought them for you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:20The thing is, I can't eat them all because I've got to watch my weight.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24You know, I've got this wonderful skirt back home, but it makes my bum look enormous.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30I've got tofu and cress, and Quorn and cucumber.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37It's because Sandra's a vegan, sir. Won't touch meat.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Hubble, can we get back to the mole in Downing Street?!- Of course.
0:09:41 > 0:09:47Sorry, sir. Well, my main suspect is one Tristram Roberts.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Do you know him? - A little. Why him?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Well, I've got two reasons really. He worked in the Embassy in Bangkok,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56and I think it's possible he's been turned
0:09:56 > 0:10:01and he's the one that's leaking the information to the North Koreans.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Bangkok's in Thailand.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Yes, but it's very near to North Korea.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09It's about 2,000 miles away.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Exactly.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- You said there were two things. - Oh, yes.
0:10:16 > 0:10:22Well, I've got his phone records, and he's phoned a Chinese takeaway in Holborn
0:10:22 > 0:10:24three times alone last month.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- I knew this was a bad idea. - No, sir, but don't you see?
0:10:29 > 0:10:34The Chinese takeaway could be a an intelligence gathering organisation
0:10:34 > 0:10:37where they feed all the secrets back to North Korea.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Or it could just be a Chinese takeaway.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44Anyway, I've got a micro camera,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47and I'm going to break into his room tonight
0:10:47 > 0:10:51and see if I can photograph some incriminating documents.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Well, get on with it. You've been there two days.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55This is a matter of national importance,
0:10:55 > 0:11:00and with you looking as you do, it's only a matter of time before your cover is blown.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Well, that's a rather hurtful thing to say, sir.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Aaah!
0:11:59 > 0:12:03VOICES IN CORRIDOR
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Hello?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12What's going on?
0:12:19 > 0:12:20What are you doing?
0:12:20 > 0:12:25- Oh dear, I was so scared. I thought someone was in the office.- Me too.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Did you hear someone in there? - I thought I did.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34No. No, nothing. No one was in here.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Except me. I was in here.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48PHONE RINGS
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Hello?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02It's someone called Sandra.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Yes?- Is this a good time to talk, sir?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18It's 3 o'clock in the morning, Hubble!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21You were right about Tristram.
0:13:21 > 0:13:26Yes, so I'm focusing my investigation on Mary Town-Jones.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- I don't know this woman. - She's a bit of a battle-axe, sir.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33I don't want to be a bitch, but she really ought to do something about her hair.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I think she's using the wrong conditioner.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37What's this got to do with the investigation?
0:13:37 > 0:13:41I've been rooting about, and I've found out that her husband
0:13:41 > 0:13:45has extensive business dealings in Korea.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47North or South?
0:13:50 > 0:13:51I'll look into it, sir.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55You do that, and let me know when you have something remotely of interest!
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Yes, sir.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Who's Sandra?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Oh, just someone from the office.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16And what does she want at three in the morning?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Nothing. Nothing at all.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Just go back to sleep, Muriel.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44What the hell do you think you're doing?
0:14:44 > 0:14:49Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you'd gone home, Mr Finch.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53I bet you did. What do you want with these files? They're highly classified!
0:14:53 > 0:14:58I was just filing these documents. Sorry.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03I'm new. I'm Sandra Mellor. Hello.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06You were the one found in my office last night.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Your office?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12I thought it was Tristram Robert's office. There you go.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Still trying to find my way about!
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- I'm phoning security. - No, no, please don't!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- We have strict security protocols. - Yes, I know.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I realise that, and I'm still trying to learn them all.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29- Yes, I'm sorry. I've got no choice. - No, please, Mr Finch.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33It's always been my dream to work here at Number Ten.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37I know I've been doing things in a rather haphazard way,
0:15:37 > 0:15:42but you wouldn't want to shatter a girl's dreams would you?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Well, no but...
0:15:43 > 0:15:46You won't regret it. I'm a very good worker,
0:15:46 > 0:15:51and if there's anything you want me to do, anything at all, I will do it.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Oh, is that your wife?
0:15:56 > 0:16:02- Yes. My late wife. She passed on two years ago.- Oh, I'm sorry.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- She was very beautiful. - Yes. I'm reminded of her every day.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Actually, she used the same perfume as you do.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Well, it's very much for the discerning woman.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20There.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Now, look, I really must get back to work.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26I've got an awful lot of things to do. I just want to thank you.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Thank you for being so understanding.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45MARY SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Yes, OK, Friday night. Yes. Midnight.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03DOORBELL RINGS
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- Hello, sir, have I come at a bad time?- I was just getting in the bath.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Oh, really? I'm a shower man myself. Don't like lying in my own dirt.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17Interestingly enough, though, as Sandra I've started having baths.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Hubble, this is all very fascinating. Can you get to the point?
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Yes, of course, sir. Can I come in? Thank you, sir.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29- I take it you've seen the paper this morning?- No, sir.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Actually, I picked up a copy of Woman's Weekly.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Very interesting interview with Jamie Oliver.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37The North Koreans have got hold of our entire missile defence programme.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40You need to find this mole, and sharpish.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Sir, I am making progress.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46I've been watching Mary Town-Jones like a hawk.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Look, I've got Number Ten on my back,
0:17:48 > 0:17:52- I've got Sir Edward running around like a headless chicken. - Yes, sir. But listen.
0:17:52 > 0:17:58I heard her on the phone, and she was speaking foreign.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Foreign?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Definitely foreign.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06There's something fishy about her, sir, I know it.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Look, Hubble, I need something concrete.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11All right. Yes, sir. You can rely on me.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Sorry, sir. Sorry.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Thank you, sir.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Oh, hello darling. You're back early. I wasn't expecting you.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- No. Clearly not.- Hmmm?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43What the hell's going on, Dennis?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45What? I don't understand.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47You and that woman. Don't treat me like a fool!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Her? - I've noticed you skulking around.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53The secret phone calls, now illicit liaisons. Who is she?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56I can't tell you that, darling.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58And with her! We all expect to get passed over
0:18:58 > 0:19:01for a little young thing with a willing smile and a big cleavage,
0:19:01 > 0:19:04but that! How humiliating for me is that?!
0:19:13 > 0:19:19Ah, Sandra! I was hoping to bump into you again. Are you settling in OK?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Yes, yes, I am, thank you.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Good. I'm sorry things got off on the wrong foot.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Oh, that's all right. Don't worry.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Well, I'm having a few people round to my flat tomorrow,
0:19:29 > 0:19:33just a light bite, and I wondered if you'd care to join us.
0:19:34 > 0:19:39Tomorrow? That's Friday. Oh, er, really, I'm not sure.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Oh, no, do come.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43It would be a chance to meet the gang here socially.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Terrence from the press office and his wife, Mary Town-Jones...
0:19:47 > 0:19:52Mary? Mary's going to be...? Oh, well, let me think.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54No, no, tomorrow will be fine.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Good. Shall we say 8pm?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Eight it is.
0:20:22 > 0:20:28Hello, sir. The office told me that you'd moved in here.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32What is it? Trouble at home, is it?
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Mrs Whittington thinks I'm having an affair with you.- With me?
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- Oh, you mean with Sandra. - Yes. Sandra.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Well, that's very flattering, sir,
0:20:43 > 0:20:47but you can tell Mrs Whittington that, actually,
0:20:47 > 0:20:48you're just not my type.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Of course I'm not your type! You're not my type either!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55That's what I keep trying to get into my wife's silly head!
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Sir, would it be a help if I had a word with her
0:20:59 > 0:21:01and assured her there was nothing going on between us?
0:21:01 > 0:21:02No, it would not.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Well, I just thought, you know, as woman to woman, I could...
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Just stay away, Hubble! - Yes, sir.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15So, where are we with this mole? I phoned twice yesterday evening.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Yes, sir. I'm sorry about that.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21It's just that I got home, I was so exhausted,
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I just had a soothing foot spa and an early night.
0:21:26 > 0:21:32But I did get something from Mary Town-Jones' waste paper bin.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- A scratch card?- Yes, sir.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40A scratch card worth £50 worth of shopping vouchers.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- I'm not following.- Well, sir, isn't it revealing?
0:21:43 > 0:21:48I mean, how can someone afford to throw away 50 quid's worth of shopping vouchers
0:21:48 > 0:21:54unless they were being paid by the North Koreans for revealing state secrets?
0:21:55 > 0:22:00And that's it? That's where you've got after two weeks under cover?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01A discarded scratch card?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05While every day that goes by, more and more leaks are doubtless taking place,
0:22:05 > 0:22:08putting this country's strategic safety in jeopardy.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10You're a waste of space, Hubble. A total air-head
0:22:10 > 0:22:14that makes this whole department a laughing stock!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18With respect, sir, I'm beginning to see how Mrs Whittington must feel.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- What?- I just don't feel appreciated.
0:22:22 > 0:22:28Hubble, unless you can find something of significance within the next 24 hours,
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Sandra is off the case.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Oh, all right. I'll show you, sir. I'll show you what Sandra can do.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Really?- Yes.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I'm going to a dinner party tonight with Mary Town-Jones
0:22:39 > 0:22:42and she's making a contact with somebody at midnight
0:22:42 > 0:22:45where I think she will reveal herself as our mole,
0:22:45 > 0:22:49and then you, sir, and the country can thank Sandra!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Sir, do you mind if I borrowed your shower cap?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Only it's raining outside, and it plays havoc with my hair.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07My dear, come on in.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Oh, thank you.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17And right on time. I like a woman who's punctual. Champagne?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh, thank you.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24I have to be careful because bubbly goes straight to my head.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Your other guests haven't arrived yet, then?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39I'm afraid they've all had to cry off.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45- Oh.- I thought about phoning to cancel, but then I thought,
0:23:45 > 0:23:49"No, why should we let others ruin our fun?"
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Thank you.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Bottoms up.- Bottoms...
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Cheers.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59You look...breathtaking.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Oh, thank you.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Oh, is that your wife?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Yes.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13You know it's quite uncanny how similar you look.
0:24:13 > 0:24:18My wife was a marvellous woman, Sandra. So kind, so loving, so...
0:24:18 > 0:24:19passionate.
0:24:20 > 0:24:25Do you know, I need to powder my nose. Could you tell me where it is?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Just through there.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- Thank you.- Hurry back!
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Oooh!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44KNOCK AT DOOR
0:24:44 > 0:24:48- Everything all right in there? - Yes. Yes, everything's fine.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- Oysters?- What? - Oysters might get us in the mood.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03- Mr Finch...- Roddy.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06No, Mr Finch, I really must go.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08But my dear, why?
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Because my mother warned me against men like you.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16- Really?- Yes. - What sort of man do you have me for?
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Well, you're a very naughty man.
0:25:19 > 0:25:25Mmm, yes, you're right. I am rather naughty. But then you are, too.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30- What?- As you said in my office, you'd do anything for me.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Yes, well...
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Mr Finch, if you let me just slip away,
0:25:35 > 0:25:40then to all concerned this will be as though nothing has happened.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43But nothing has happened...yet.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- And it won't.- Oh, come on.- No, no!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- You little sex bomb!- Stop it! - Little kiss, little kiss!
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- Come on, you know you want to!- No! Get off! Get off!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01What's going on?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Mr Finch, I'm not a woman.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Yes, I can see that! Who the hell are you?!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I'm sorry. I really can't say.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Right. Well, you'd better say pretty damn quick cos I'm phoning the police!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16No, no, please don't do that. No, I've been working under cover.
0:26:16 > 0:26:21I'm from the Household Division and I'm on a special mission
0:26:21 > 0:26:24to unearth the mole that's in Number Ten.
0:26:24 > 0:26:30- What?- Yes, there's a mole in Number Ten selling secrets to the North Koreans.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33They've put me on the case. Sorry if I deceived you.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Anyway, I'll help you clear up all this mess.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41That's an awful lot of money you've got here, sir, and, er...
0:26:45 > 0:26:46"Surveillance of the..."
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Mr Finch. It's you!
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- How could you? - Oh, don't be so naive, Sandra.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03- Or whoever you are. Come on. On your feet. Move.- Yes.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Come on!- Yes.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- You're never going to get away with this, you know.- Is that so?
0:27:12 > 0:27:16I'll be on a flight out of here before they even find you.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17- Move.- No!
0:27:19 > 0:27:23Give up! You know you can't win!
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Stop now, because I am a trained killer!
0:27:36 > 0:27:37I told you...
0:27:42 > 0:27:46No, no, glad to have been of assistance, Prime Minister. Goodbye.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Well, Number Ten are delighted, Hubble.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55Although they still can't believe it was Roderick Finch all this time.
0:27:55 > 0:27:59Well, appearances can be deceptive, sir.
0:27:59 > 0:28:05Now, can I tempt either of you to a little drinkie? I feel we've deserved it.
0:28:05 > 0:28:09Could you make mine a white wine spritzer, sir?
0:28:09 > 0:28:10Sandra's not much of a drinker.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Hubble, can we drop the Sandra business now?
0:28:13 > 0:28:15She's already caused enough trouble.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19Oh, yes, yes, all right, sir. Bit of a shame, really.
0:28:19 > 0:28:22- I got quite attached to her. - Hubble!
0:28:22 > 0:28:23Yes, sir.
0:28:23 > 0:28:27I'd just like to thank you very much for all the help that you've
0:28:27 > 0:28:31given me on this case. I couldn't have done it without you, sir.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35Oh sir, could you undo this zip?
0:28:35 > 0:28:36This bra is killing me.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40There, look.
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