A Watery Grave

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0:00:33 > 0:00:34Come on in then, Hubble.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Thank you.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40So, still enjoying hotel life are you, sir?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42No, but until I can convince Mrs Whittington

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- that I'm not having an affair, I'm stuck with it.- Oh.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Well, sir, I took the liberty of popping round to see Mrs W.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53See if I could pour some cold water on the old matrimonial fire,

0:00:53 > 0:00:54as it were.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56You did what?!

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Well, we had a bit of a, you know, heart to heart

0:01:00 > 0:01:07about the situation and she says that she finds you a bit cold.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08She went on to say,

0:01:08 > 0:01:13"Increasingly distant with rather domineering tendencies."

0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Hubble!- Yes, sir?

0:01:15 > 0:01:19You are never to visit my wife again. Do you understand?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Now, look, we've got a lot to do.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22The Palace has requested

0:01:22 > 0:01:27that we take over the Princess's security arrangements for tonight.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29She's attending a friend's hen night,

0:01:29 > 0:01:32- and three of her security team have food poisoning.- Oh, right, sir.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35The main event will be held at a hotel in Okehampton.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Okehampton in Yorkshire, I know.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- It's in Devon.- That's the one.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40Room service.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Ah, good morning. Thank you.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Put it on the bed, please.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Have all the hen-nighters been checked for security, sir?

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Yes, and the hotel has been surveyed.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I'll be joining you later in the evening

0:01:54 > 0:01:57but until I get there, you will be in charge.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Yes, sir. You've come to the right man for the job, there.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03360 degree awareness, that's me.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07As I always say, sir.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08It's not what you know,

0:02:08 > 0:02:13it's what you don't know, you don't know is...what we need to know.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16No wait a minute. Let me see.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17It's not what you know,

0:02:17 > 0:02:21it's what you don't know is what you need to know.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Hubble, Hubble! Will you get out of my bathroom?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Sorry, sir, I'm sorry.

0:02:28 > 0:02:33Ah, I think I've got it now, sir, it's not what we know...

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Is there something wrong, sir?

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- You trod on my toe with those great clodhoppers of yours.- Sorry, sir.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Just sit down and stop roaming about, will you?- Yes, sir.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Now, ordinarily, the princess wouldn't accept a security detail

0:02:56 > 0:02:59but ever since that paint attack on her horsebox,

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Her Majesty's very keen that security is increased for her.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Her granddaughter, well,

0:03:05 > 0:03:09underestimates the possible threat to her...

0:03:15 > 0:03:17What are you doing?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Sorry, I sat in your breakfast, sir.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22What?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26It's lucky the eggs were already scrambled

0:03:26 > 0:03:31but I'm afraid I've, sort of, squashed your sausage, sir.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33No, it's all right, sir. It's fine.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35The bacon is perfectly all right.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I'm not eating that now.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40You've just sat on it!

0:03:40 > 0:03:44I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll get on the phone to room service

0:03:44 > 0:03:47and I'll get you another full breakfast, shall I, sir?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Hubble...- Yes, sir

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Just put your trousers on and go.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03It's your black pudding, sir.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04I'll go.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Yates, where are you?

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Yates? Yates? Come in, over.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21I'm going to go in and check that everything is AOK. Over.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29LOUD MUSIC

0:04:29 > 0:04:30CHEERING

0:04:33 > 0:04:35CHANTING: OFF, OFF, OFF!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Ah, ah!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Watch your step, guys.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Ooh!

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Ah, go and find Yates and inspect the roof, will you?

0:05:36 > 0:05:37The roof?

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Yes. This thing nearly crushed me, it's a security risk.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Sorry, it's not really my area.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Well, it is now.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50You've got a bit of an attitude problem, young man.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Don't you know who I am?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54No.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01I am Captain Guy Hubble, Royal Bodyguard.

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Oh.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03And you are?

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Constable Truncheon.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07What?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'm the strippergram, for the hen night.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Oh, right. Yes. Yes, of course you are.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20Anyway, I still need to inspect your bag. You know, for security.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Ah, Yates, I've been trying to get hold of you.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- Have you been using channel two? - Yes, of course I have.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Have all the necessary background checks been made on, um...

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Constable Truncheon.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36- ..Constable Truncheon?- Yes.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Good. OK, fine.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Ah, well, I'll just check his bag.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Oh, you're a bit of a fireman as well, are you?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46They're very popular.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49And, um?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Tarzan.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Right. That's all in order. Nothing else is in there, is there?

0:06:58 > 0:07:02How much longer is this racket going on?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04The party is due to finish at one.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07My wife and I wanted a quiet break away and instead we get this!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10I'm sorry, I don't know what else to say.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Are you the manager?- Yes.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14This thing nearly hit me.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17More to the point, it could have hit the princess.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Right. You do know you've got shaving foam all over your chest.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25I do know that I've got shaving foam... All right. Come along, I want to inspect the roof.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Apparently, there's a skylight up here

0:07:37 > 0:07:40that leads directly onto the roof.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42That means that somebody could have come up here

0:07:42 > 0:07:46- and pushed that gargoyle off. - I can't see that.

0:07:46 > 0:07:51Well, that's why I'm the Royal Bodyguard and you're not.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54"Better safe than sorry" - that's my motto.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58And as it happens, Her Majesty thinks the same.

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Here we go.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Actually, Her Majesty and I have a lot in common.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06We often natter together about all sorts of things.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Ah, now, she doesn't like that.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- What?- People around her chewing gum.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Nicotine replacement, I'm trying to give up.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17What, smoking? I didn't know you'd started.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yes, I started on Monday June the 9th.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Did you? June the 9th. Isn't that a coincidence?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26That's the same day I joined the department.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Yeah, I think it was because I really had my heart set on a job

0:08:29 > 0:08:32and then from nowhere somebody just...

0:08:32 > 0:08:35waltzed in and took it from under my nose.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh, really? Do I know him?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40What?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Do I know this person who waltzed in and took your job?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Yes, you do. And do you know what makes things worse?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50He's a total muppet who's completely out of his depth

0:08:50 > 0:08:53and just an embarrassment to the service.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56You're talking about Bennet, aren't you?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Oh, dear God.- Where are you going? - I'm going to have a cigarette.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02I thought you just had one of those chewing gum things.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05It's not enough!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Well, call in on the Princess while you're there, will you?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Ah. There you are. Right.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Right, good. OK.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Please, be careful.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15"Be careful," honestly.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20I know what I'm doing. I've done all this sort of thing many times.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26CRASHING

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Agh!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Ah, hello there.

0:09:42 > 0:09:47Um...well, I'll leave you two to it, shall I?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49I expect you want to be alone.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Those joists are rotten up there.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04She's gone.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- What? - The princess, she's gone.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09- What do you mean? - She's gone off with some mates.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Well, where's she gone?! - I don't know!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14You go and interview the hen nighters

0:10:14 > 0:10:16and see if anyone knows where she's gone.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19I'll phone Devon and Cornwall Police for back up.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Everything OK, Hubble?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32We're organising a search party, sir.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33What?

0:10:33 > 0:10:37Hello, yes, this is Guy Hubble, Royal Bodyguard.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41I want to organise 20 police officers and a couple of dogs for a search party.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Hubble, what's going on?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Yes, I want it straightaway. Thank you.

0:10:46 > 0:10:51Well, sir. It seems that the princess has...

0:10:51 > 0:10:52disappeared.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- What?!- Yes, well,

0:10:54 > 0:10:58we're doing everything we can here with the resources that we've got.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02- How many officers do you have here at the moment?- Erm...one.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Hello.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Evening.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09What kind of operation are you running here?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11What? No, sir, no.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13He's not the officer.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17He's the strippergram for the hen night. Constable Truncheon.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21- Of course I want to change rooms. - I'll sort this out right now.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Are you in charge here?- Yes.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Not now. We're in the middle of a security operation.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28He just jumped into bed with me and my wife.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Sir, look, I can explain that later on.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33The girls said the princess went to Cherry Cottage,

0:11:33 > 0:11:35about two miles outside of Cruttenden.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38I woke up and he was lying on top of my wife!

0:11:38 > 0:11:39I've found it, sir.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Yes, here it is right on the edge of the moor, sir.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45This is why I prefer camping.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46I tell you what.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49If we take this short cut through the woods...

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Sir, I reckon we could be there in 20 minutes.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55It's thick fog and we don't know the area, we should wait for back up.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59I've trekked across the Malayan jungle, you know, without a map.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- I just think that time is of the essence.- All right, all right.

0:12:02 > 0:12:07Yates, stay here. When back up gets here, meet us at the cottage. Come on, Hubble.

0:12:07 > 0:12:08Yes, sir.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17This is madness, I can't see a thing.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Don't worry, sir. My father taught me trekking.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Do you remember my father, sir?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24How could I forget him? He nearly killed Churchill.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Sir, look! Footprints.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Yes.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Ours!

0:12:32 > 0:12:36For God's sake, Hubble, we've been walking around in circles!

0:12:36 > 0:12:40Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I can't make head nor tail of this map.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Well, phone Yates, see if back up's arrived.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Can't get a signal. How about you?

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Nothing. Do you have any idea where we are?

0:12:55 > 0:12:56No.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00And meanwhile, the princess could be anywhere.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Sir, whatever we do, we must stick together.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08- God, help me.- It's the main principle of survival training, sir.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Hubble, you're the last person I need any help from.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Sir!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24It's a fox trap.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Could have had your ankle clean off.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Thank you, Hubble.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30If that had severed an artery you'd have bled to death.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32As I said, thank you.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35I would have had to drag your corpse right across the moors.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Can we just leave it, Hubble? - Yes. Yes, of course, sir.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41But I must insist that we follow survival protocol.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- Which is? - We stay here until the fog lifts.

0:13:50 > 0:13:54I'm just going to hang my jacket here on these twigs, sir.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Act as a sort of windcheater.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01You know, got to try and keep you warm, sir.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03You are the superior officer.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Thank you, Hubble.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09We've been through quite a lot these last few months haven't we, sir?

0:14:09 > 0:14:11We make a pretty good team.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Are you cold, sir?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Frozen.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Well, there was one little tip I learnt

0:14:18 > 0:14:21when we were on Arctic training, sir.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24And that was to urinate on each other to keep warm.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27I beg your pardon?

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Would you like me to urinate upon you, sir?

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Maybe you'd just like to huddle.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39I'm not huddling with you, Hubble.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42It is a genuine survival technique, sir.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53If you breathe a word about this to anyone...

0:14:53 > 0:14:54I'll have you shot.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Hubble! Get off!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh, yes, sorry.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11Sorry, sir.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Did you sleep well, sir? - No, I did not.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Oh, I did. I slept like a baby.

0:15:20 > 0:15:25Oh, well, I think we ought to get cracking, hey?

0:15:31 > 0:15:35If my bearings are right, sir,

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I think the cottage lies about a mile in that direction.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Morning!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50When back up arrived, I just got a squad car there.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53The princess was a little worse for wear,

0:15:53 > 0:15:57- nothing a good night's sleep won't put right.- I know how she feels.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Right, are we ready to go, sir?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Hubble, what are you wearing?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Ah, well, as you know,

0:16:05 > 0:16:10the princess's itinerary means that she has to attend a hunt

0:16:10 > 0:16:12in Gloucestershire this morning.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16So, I thought that, you know, I'd blend in.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Hubble you're going nowhere, I've just spoken to Sir Edward.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23He wants to see us ASAP at HQ to get to the bottom of last night's fiasco.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26I don't think it's fair for you to take the blame, sir.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Well, of course I'm not going to take all the blame. You are!

0:16:29 > 0:16:33Ah, you see, it's just that the princess has asked me to drive her.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36What? No, I'll drive her.

0:16:36 > 0:16:40Sir, Her Majesty did ask me to keep an eye on the princess.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42All right, Hubble, you drive

0:16:42 > 0:16:45but get out of those ridiculous clothes right now.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Amazing isn't it, sir?

0:16:49 > 0:16:51We spent the night out in the cold

0:16:51 > 0:16:55and we were only 20 yards away from the cottage.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58If we'd kept going as you suggested,

0:16:58 > 0:17:00we would have spent the night in a warm cottage.

0:17:00 > 0:17:05I suppose that's why you're the superior officer, sir.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Slow down, Hubble.- Yes.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Hubble!

0:17:12 > 0:17:15I'm trying to, sir. The brakes are not responding, sir.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Hubble!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Hubble!

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Oh, morning, Dennis.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Morning, sir.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38I have the report of Hubble's latest catalogue of mishaps.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42As you can see, I've recommended instant dismissal

0:17:42 > 0:17:45on the grounds of complete and utter incompetence.

0:17:45 > 0:17:49It just needs your authorisation there, sir.

0:17:49 > 0:17:54We've had a test done on the car. The brakes were tampered with.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58- So?- If you put that together with the gargoyle incident,

0:17:58 > 0:18:01the obvious conclusion is these were attempts to kill the princess.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04That is one conclusion I suppose.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06What other conclusion is there, Dennis?

0:18:06 > 0:18:09The palace is very concerned with these developments.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12We need to heighten her security detail immediately.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I've given Hubble a couple of days leave.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16I told him to relax

0:18:16 > 0:18:19while we get to the bottom of this thing with the princess.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23I still think dismissal is the correct decision.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Dennis, forget about Hubble.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28I wish I could, sir.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15I think it's me they're trying to kill, sir.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Yes, yes. I read the report.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21But why on earth would anyone want you dead, Hubble?

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Well...

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I suppose they think that if they can get me out of the way,

0:19:27 > 0:19:29they could get closer to the Royal Family.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33There might be something in that. What do you think, Dennis?

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Well, if there is someone hell-bent on killing Hubble,

0:19:36 > 0:19:41the best way of finding the killer is to allow Hubble to lead us to him.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Yes, I like it, sir.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46It's the old Trojan mouse trick.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47What?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Well, you remember the story, sir.

0:19:49 > 0:19:54The Romans built a huge wooden mouse and they pushed it into the city

0:19:54 > 0:19:58and then burst out of it in a surprise attack.

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Hubble, it was the Greeks and they used a horse.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05No, I don't think so, sir.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09I mean, how could you hide a horse inside a wooden mouse?

0:20:11 > 0:20:14I say let the killer take his chance.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20DOORBELL RINGS

0:20:32 > 0:20:33Who is it?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Yates.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Hello, Yates. What are you doing here?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44I'm to be your bodyguard.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45What?

0:20:45 > 0:20:49I have instructions to be at your side 24/7.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Bennett and the team are outside in the car watching the house.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57You do know that someone's trying to kill me, don't you?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Yes, I know that! That's why we're here.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Well, you better come in.

0:21:01 > 0:21:06This is gonna be fun. I've never had a housemate before.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Sir Edward has asked me to draw up

0:21:13 > 0:21:17a list of the people who might have a grudge against me.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18And how many names have you got?

0:21:18 > 0:21:20So far, 84.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23It's not very nice, when you come to think about it,

0:21:23 > 0:21:27that one of your own colleagues might want to wish you dead.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29- How's your chop suey?- All right.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- You ever been to China, Yates?- No.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35I have. I went to Hong Kong. Wonderful place.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38I did a tour there about 30 years ago.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Course then, it was all British.

0:21:40 > 0:21:44You could get the finest cup of tea there in the world.

0:21:47 > 0:21:53See, people forget what us British have given to these countries, you know?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Like, for example, decent tea.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58I've got a brochure somewhere.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59I'll dig it out for you if you like.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Are you having problems?

0:22:13 > 0:22:16Where's Bennett?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Goodbye, Hubble.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Good Lord. Are you all right, Yates?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Where've you been?

0:22:47 > 0:22:48I couldn't sleep,

0:22:48 > 0:22:52so I got Bennett here to take me to the 24 hour service station.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56You see... Oh, I see you found my Hong Kong brochure then?

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Oh, urgh.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Good morning, Yates. Sleep well?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06No! My arm hurts and my knee's swollen.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09Oh, sorry about that. I've got a knee support somewhere.

0:23:09 > 0:23:14I'll see if I can dig it out for you. Oh, by the way, good news.

0:23:14 > 0:23:19- They think they know who's trying to kill me.- Really?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Colonel Whittington phoned this morning.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23They think it's one Corporal Mallett.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Mallett?- Yes.

0:23:25 > 0:23:29I remember I packed his parachute one day...

0:23:29 > 0:23:31He didn't stop sending hate mail

0:23:31 > 0:23:33until we put the restraining order on him.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35Anyway, they arrested him this morning.

0:23:35 > 0:23:39- Well, that's good news. - Yes. It is.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41So, I'm going to pop in, have a shower

0:23:41 > 0:23:43and then I'm going to take you to the doctor's.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Yates?

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Yates?

0:24:06 > 0:24:09I think you ought to get that arm x-rayed.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Then I'll drop you off home.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Oh!

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Damn thing.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22To be honest, you're not in a fit position to be anyone's bodyguard.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Not that I need one any more.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Where's Bennett with the car?

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Oh, I sent him away.

0:24:31 > 0:24:35What with them finding that Corporal Mallet and that.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Argh!

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Yates?

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Is that you, Yates?

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Comfy back there?

0:24:57 > 0:24:59What's going on?

0:24:59 > 0:25:00What do you think's going on?

0:25:00 > 0:25:05- It's me, Hubble. I'm the one who's been trying to kill you.- You?

0:25:05 > 0:25:10Yes, me! Who do you think pushed the gargoyle off the roof at the hotel?

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Or who tampered with the brakes on your car?

0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Or who peppered you with bullets at the phonebox?- Who?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Me! It was me!

0:25:18 > 0:25:21You don't have a grudge against me or anything, do you?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Yes, I've got a grudge! I've got a massive grudge!

0:25:24 > 0:25:25You got the Royal Bodyguard job!

0:25:27 > 0:25:29I was the best candidate.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31No, you weren't! I was! I still am!

0:25:31 > 0:25:36You're completely hopeless, yet, for some reason, people think you're marvellous!

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Can't you see how unfair that is?

0:25:51 > 0:25:54OK, here we go.

0:25:54 > 0:25:55What are you going to do?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Bye bye, Hubble.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Yates, listen. Look, if we just go somewhere

0:26:00 > 0:26:02we can sit down and have a chat.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04I'm sure we can work this out.

0:26:04 > 0:26:09It's all about communication, you see, Yates...

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Ah! Slow down, Yates.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14It's getting bumpy in the back here.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Now, what was I saying...?

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Communication is one of my best skills.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Ah...ah!

0:26:28 > 0:26:32Yes, yes, yes, yes!

0:26:37 > 0:26:40It's terrible. Absolutely terrible.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44A great loss to the department.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45Yes, sir. It is.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Yes, awful. Just awful.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51Well, we'll just have to wait for the results of the psychiatric test

0:26:51 > 0:26:55that Yates has been having. Find out exactly why he wanted to kill you.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Oh, by the way, they've asked to interview you, Hubble.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01That should give them their answer.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Don't be too hard on him, sir.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07It can't have been a bed of roses for Yates, you know,

0:27:07 > 0:27:08being in my shadow.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10That's very decent of you, Hubble.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13The thing I keep mulling over

0:27:13 > 0:27:16is how you escaped from the boot of your car.

0:27:16 > 0:27:21Well, sir, the catch on the boot has always been on the blink

0:27:21 > 0:27:25and so, when the car hit the bottom of the lake, the boot popped.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Lucky it did otherwise I would have been drowned.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Yes.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Well, I better be off. I've got to get to the Palace.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36I'm escorting Her Majesty to Balmoral.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39Oh, right, I wondered what the kilt was for.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Yes, well, I like to blend in.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43- ALARM RINGING - Excuse me.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50Hubble, your sporran is ringing.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52Yes, I know, sir.

0:27:52 > 0:27:57The thing is, my watch got damaged when I went into the lake

0:27:57 > 0:28:02so I'm using my alarm clock cos I like to punctual, sir.

0:28:02 > 0:28:06Can you deal with it, please? This is a gentleman's club.

0:28:06 > 0:28:10Yes, yes, of course I will. Sorry I'll just pop...

0:28:10 > 0:28:12I'll try and get it...

0:28:15 > 0:28:19Good old Hubble. We're lucky to have him, you know, Dennis.

0:28:19 > 0:28:24- What?!- The whole nation is lucky to have him.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26Well, that's it, sir. I'll be off.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29ALARM RINGING

0:28:30 > 0:28:32ALARM KEEPS RINGING

0:28:38 > 0:28:41Ah, that's it.

0:28:43 > 0:28:46Well, sir, goodbye.

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