0:00:02 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# You'd better toss a coin into the old wishing well
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# You'd better roll the dice
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Cos after all, you can never tell
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# This could be your lucky day
0:00:19 > 0:00:24# But if you don't play the game you'll never know
0:00:24 > 0:00:27# You'll never know. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32SIREN WAILS
0:00:36 > 0:00:38DOOR RATTLES
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Well...
0:00:41 > 0:00:43So, all the mod-cons.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Heating's actually free, comes on from the laundrette downstairs.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Erm...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Space is completely optimised -
0:00:50 > 0:00:54everything's got two to three uses, very Scandinavian.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Fantastic location, equidistant between two really great chippers.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59I'm here.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04As you can see, the ceiling goes all the way across.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06As does the floor.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- Good, solid floor.- Oh, erm...
0:01:08 > 0:01:12A handshake is all I require.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13We shook hands, though.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Don't be worrying. Let's go downstairs.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I don't do leases or anything...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20We also shook hands.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27ON RADIO: 'Hello? Dispatch, anyone there?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30'Will you call me father and tell him I'm outside?!
0:01:30 > 0:01:31'Is that Tony again?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33'Is it Rory?!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35'Rory, will you wake up?!'
0:01:37 > 0:01:39MULTIPLE VOICES SHOUT ON RADIO
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Rory, can you give me a hand with these boxes, please?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Yeah, no bother.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I lifted ten boxes that were bigger than these last summer.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52You're a big brute of a man, aren't you?!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Yeah, I'm real strong. Strongest out of all me mates.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58What did I ever do without you, Rory?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Probably just left boxes on the ground.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Your girlfriend must have you lifting things all day long for her.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Don't have a girlfriend.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- How are you?!- Hi, Dad.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12How are you getting on? She's not riding you too hard, is she?
0:02:12 > 0:02:13No, she's not riding me at all.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Not yet, anyways.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18DOOR CLOSES
0:02:18 > 0:02:21No girlfriend? A big, handsome lad like you?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Yeah, I'm mostly just focusing on me Call Of Duty right now.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Ah. Is that one of them video game things?
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Yeah.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Do you game?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Me? No... No.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I wouldn't mind playing with you sometime, Rory.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Fair enough, but just so you know, I'm not going to go easy on you.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44When I play Call Of Duty, we play for keeps.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49SHE CHUCKLES
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Let the record show that this Walsh family meeting...
0:02:56 > 0:02:57is in session.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59HE LAUGHS
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Do we have to do this like this? - Do what like what?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Judge Judy here.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Eh, strike that from the record, please.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08There is no record.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Eh, what am I doing?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Probably drawing something stupid.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Actually, Ciara, I'm not, actually.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- I'm doing the agenda.- Show us, then.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20No.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Shut up, Ciara, you called this meeting.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23I didn't CALL a meeting,
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I just wanted to talk to yous like normal people.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28What's on your mind, love?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30- It's just...- Wha-bup-bup-bup!
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Hold your horses!
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Now, Rory, what's the first item on the agenda?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37It's Ciara's announcement.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Now, who would be Ciara? Is there a Ciara here?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Fuck off, you!- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Time out! Time out!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- I don't need to tell you to strike that.- Way ahead of you, Dad.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I will stand for any number of things,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51but I will not have language, not in this house!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I do not want any cocks or wangers going into my ears,
0:03:53 > 0:03:55thank you very much.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Ciara, you may take the floor. - Thanks. Thanks, Dad.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Graham's...- Ciara Walsh has the floor!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Graham's been evicted from his flat.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Oh, no! Why?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09His landlord's a chancer, and you know what Graham's like.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- A gentle gentleman - that's how I'd put it.- Right.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Well, the point is, he's got nowhere to live.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Yes?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18So...I've asked him...
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Yes?- ..to move in.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Move in where?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25In here.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27In here?
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Yeah.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29In this house?
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Yeah.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36But where would he sleep?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37In my room.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Where would you sleep?
0:04:42 > 0:04:43In my room too?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47What, on the floor?
0:04:47 > 0:04:48No, in my bed.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50And put him on the floor?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52You can't be doing that.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53No...
0:04:53 > 0:04:58He'll sleep in my bed, and I'll sleep in my bed too.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00With him.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Oh, fuck off, you!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Ma, you said I could do my own thing,
0:05:11 > 0:05:14treat this place like a flat - that's what you said.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Those were your exact words.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23What?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26HE LAUGHS
0:05:28 > 0:05:30What is up with you?
0:05:32 > 0:05:33What's wrong with you?
0:05:36 > 0:05:37I'll be back in a second.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Ma, are you all right?- I'm fine. I'll just be one second.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Excuse me, everyone.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20SHE SOBS AND WHIMPERS
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Cup of tea! That's what we all need.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Who wants a cup of tea?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Ahh!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36I held the kettle by the hot part!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38What did I do that for?
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Cup of tea?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Jesus Christ.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47That's fine.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50That's completely fine. I am so cool with it.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54It is so cool, I am so chill, it is so fine.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56It's completely...
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Completely fine.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Are you sure?- Of course I'm sure!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04I'm fine. That's fine. Everything is absolutely wonderful.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Look at the state of these curtains.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I'm just going to spot-clean these curtains.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Would you like a cup of tea?- I would love a cup of tea. Anyone else?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13I'm making it.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I can't, I'm after burning me hands.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18OK, well, you clean the curtains and I'll make the tea.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Yes. Yes.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22What is wrong with you all?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Sss...
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Sex.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35# I need something to do
0:07:35 > 0:07:38# I think I'll read a paper or two. #
0:07:39 > 0:07:44- Jesus! Carmel, what are you doing? - Nothing. I'm just sitting.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- None of your business. Go away. - What's up with you?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Are you OK with this?- With what?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53"With what?" he says. With fecking NATO!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56With your man moving in - Russell Brand.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59He's hardly Russell Brand! What happened to gentle gentleman?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01What do we really know about him, Tony?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03We've only just met him. For all we know,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05he could be a drugs mule or a text pervert.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06DOOR OPENS
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Toilet meeting?- What? - Are yous having a toilet meeting?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13No. What's a toilet meeting? Get out, Rory.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17And that's another thing - what effect will this have on Rory?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19He doesn't have the mental wherewithal
0:08:19 > 0:08:20to get his head around this.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23It's a whole new world we're entering into, Tony.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35You washing up?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Nah, just messing.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Not much going on today, is there?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46CLOTH SQUEAKS
0:08:46 > 0:08:48No...
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Boring!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yeah!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I know something we could do to entertain ourselves.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00SQUEAKING GETS FASTER
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Yeah?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04SQUEAKING STOPS
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- ON RADIO:- '..Tony. Tony Walsh.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08'What did you call me for, Digsy?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10'I didn't call you, you called me.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13'No, you called me. I got a hail here and picked up.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16'You're taking the mick now, Tony, taking the mick!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18'Hello, this is Mick...'
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- RADIO SQUEALS - 'Mick?- Oh, bejesus...'
0:09:22 > 0:09:24THEY LAUGH
0:09:26 > 0:09:29That was amazing!
0:09:29 > 0:09:33You're even better at pranks than Da is.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36You're a really sound girl.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40You're actually the soundest girl I ever met.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Whoo!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Much as I'd love to,
0:09:57 > 0:10:01we can't keep snogging here like a couple of teenagers.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Yeah. We're not teenagers.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Come round to my place tonight, I'll cook you dinner
0:10:07 > 0:10:10and we can pick up where we left off.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13What's for dinner? Oh, it doesn't matter, Rory!
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Hello, Graham. Welcome.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Hello, Mrs Walsh.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Thank you so much for letting me stay over.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26It's very, very, very kind of you.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30Kind? No, not at all! It's normal, that's what it is.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Kind doesn't even come into it, it's just a normal thing,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36happening right in front of my eyes.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38No-one help me at all, I'm fine.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42In fact, we couldn't be happier having you staying here...
0:10:42 > 0:10:44in my home, with my little girl...
0:10:45 > 0:10:47..who I held in my arms...
0:10:47 > 0:10:49All right, I'd better help with the rest of the boxes,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52but I'd love to cook you a dinner tonight
0:10:52 > 0:10:53as a way of saying thank you.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56There's about 20 more of these.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Don't throw that out, will you? - What, the paper?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Not the paper, the bubble wrap - I'm going to pop it.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05What have you go in these? Rocks?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Are you having a rock concert?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10No, it's just me books.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Oh, that one's full of books?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13They all are.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17All of them?
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Yeah.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22What are they all about?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27You know, different things.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Right. Right.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Take this with you now, if you want it, Tony.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- What?- The bubble wrap.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I didn't ask you for that.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37You just said you wanted to pop them.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38- I said no such thing. - Am I going mad?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I thought you just said you wanted to pop the bubbles.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Pop the bubbles...
0:11:43 > 0:11:46No, no. I asked for the paper. Yes, the business section.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Merkel!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Unbelievable.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Right, these boxes won't shift themselves.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08HE HUMS AND SINGS
0:12:17 > 0:12:18HUMMING CONTINUES
0:12:29 > 0:12:31HE LAUGHS
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Look out, Mrs Brown!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34HE LAUGHS
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Hello.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- Hi, Graham.- What are you watching?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43This thing, about...
0:12:43 > 0:12:44The wars.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Streets.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Houses?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Dublin. Dublin.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- ON TV:- 'It was here on the streets of Dublin that Joyce...'
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Joyce, huh?- Yeah.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01James Joyce.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Some writer, huh?
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Huh. Have you read him?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Oh...
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Just the basics.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Portrait?
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Sorry?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Portrait.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Ah...
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Oh, no...
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I wouldn't know what he looks like.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34No, have you read Portrait?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Oh! Of course! Yes.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Portrait.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Yes.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41No, well, I wouldn't know that now as well as it...
0:13:41 > 0:13:43You know, I read the big one.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45The famous one. The one everyone knows.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Ulysses.- That's the one, yeah.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Really?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52You read Ulysses?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Yeah...
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I found it very tough going, I have to say.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Ah, well, it's not for everyone.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Oh, what did you think of that section at the start at the
0:14:04 > 0:14:09Martello tower, Haines and Buck and Stephen are all having breakfast?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I just found it a bit congested, you know?
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Eh...
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Well... You know.- How are yous?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Oh, hi, Rory. What's that? You want to have a chat? Absolutely. Let's go!
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Rory, I really don't want to start the old toilet meetings.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Da, you know women?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Yeah.- Eh...
0:14:35 > 0:14:36H-H-H-How are they...?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38How are they...? How are they...?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40W-W-W-W-Wha...
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Oh-ho-ho-ho!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44There's a young filly on the scene, isn't there?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Yes. Sort of.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Look, there's only one thing you need to know about women -
0:14:50 > 0:14:51respect.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Always respect women.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55- You know James Bond?- Yeah.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- Don't be like him.- Right.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59- Got it?- Got it.- Good.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01DOOR OPENS
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Oh, excuse me.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Sorry, Martin, we're finished in here.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Was it a toilet meeting?- Yeah.- No! Where did this come from,
0:15:09 > 0:15:12that there's such a thing as toilet meetings?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14You shouldn't be using it at the same time.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- We're not using it at the same time. - You'll break it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17No...
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Look, Martin, what are you doing?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Carmel asked me to take the lock off Ciara's door.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Listen, Martin...
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Thanks, Dad, that was brilliant. See you, Martin.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29No worries.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Listen, Martin, you wouldn't do us a favour?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34You wouldn't have a book I could borrow?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35What sort of book?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I don't know, anything. Something. Just...
0:15:38 > 0:15:40something grown up, you know.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42All right. I might have something at home.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- I'll get it later.- Good man. Thanks.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I best go check on them, he doesn't know my oven.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52It's hardly the Higgs boson accelerator,
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Carmel, I'm sure he's fine.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Ma, you can put plastic in that oven, can't you?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Holy God!- Joking!
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Now, this is Graham's speciality.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Hope yous like it.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09Nothing too fancy, I hope. We're not exactly foodies in this house.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Speak for yourself, Carmel!
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Ha-ha - you a foodie?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15If one part of his plate isn't chips, he looks like he's going to cry.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Don't worry, Mrs Walsh, it's fairly straightforward.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Am I going crazy, or is Da reading Fifty Shades Of Grey?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Eh...yes, he is.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30PHONE BEEPS
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Uh...
0:16:31 > 0:16:32What's wrong?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34It's me landlord.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37He says I didn't drop the keys in, but I did.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Now he wants to charge me 250 euro.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Chancer. Well, don't worry,, he doesn't have your address.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Oh, Graham!
0:16:46 > 0:16:50He asked me for it, and I didn't want to be rude.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52What are you reading a mucky book for?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- What?- That's a mucky book.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Have you gone sex mad now an' all?
0:17:00 > 0:17:05Graham, I don't mean to be rude, but what is that?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Erm, it's seafood risotto.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Yeah, Carmel. Have you never had seafood risotto before?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Pff! "What is it?" she says!
0:17:13 > 0:17:14OK, Jamie Holiver,
0:17:14 > 0:17:17you tell me, what's a seafood risotto?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Well, it's a...
0:17:20 > 0:17:25It's a...sort of a fish porridge.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Oh, it's gross!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35So, what's the plan for you two tonight?
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Nothing, really. Might go to bed, we're pretty tired.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Yeah, it's been quite a day.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Could do with an early night, actually.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Yeah, I bet you could.- Sorry?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Don't forget, it's family night.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- It's what?- Family night.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Family night? We don't have family night.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56What are you on about?! Of course we do!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Graham, you'd be on for family night, wouldn't you?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01In general, everyone who lives here tends to join in.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02I can't.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04What? Why?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh, eh...I'm going to Bertie's.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Oh, God, that eejit.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Well, if you'd prefer to have a belching competition
0:18:09 > 0:18:11than spend time with your own family...
0:18:11 > 0:18:13What happens during family night?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I don't know cos it doesn't exist.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17- We play board games as a family. - Since when?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Shut up, Ciara, we're starting it. - We want to go to bed.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23No, Ciara, it's OK. I'm not that tired.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Family night sound great.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Good. Well, that's settled, then.
0:18:26 > 0:18:32Now back to the task at hand of eating all this seafood risotto.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39So what do we have here? Monopoly?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41No. Too mean-spirited.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42That's the real world, love.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45This one might be right up your alley, Mr Walsh.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46What's that one, Graham?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49It's a quiz game, sort of general knowledge type of thing.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Lots of different categories, so we can really flex our brains.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- OK, that'll do.- Ah... I don't know, Carmel.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57We have to play something, Tony.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Do we, though?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02The only trouble is that it takes a really, really long time to play.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04OK, we're definitely playing that, then.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07As much as I'd love the opportunity to flex my brain,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10is there absolutely nothing else we could play?
0:19:10 > 0:19:14No! No! We're playing the one that takes ages.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17How did Rory get out of this?!
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0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh...
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Erm...
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Ah...
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Eh...
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Erm...
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Stalingrad.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01No. Leningrad.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Ah! Close!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06No points for close, Graham!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08My turn.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Now, Ciara, nice big, loud voice.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Do you want to ask the question? - No, no. You do it. Go on.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22What country is Belgrade
0:20:22 > 0:20:25the capital city of?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- I know this.- So do I!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I just need to...
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Belgrade, you know.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Belgrade...
0:20:33 > 0:20:36What country is Belgrade the capital city of?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Belgrade, eh?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47COMPUTER WHIRS
0:20:56 > 0:20:59It's on the tip of me tongue but I just can't say it.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh, hurry up, Da.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Yeah, I know...
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- PHONE BEEPS - Oh...
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Just Martin texting to say good night.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Aw. Text him good night from me, Tony.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Yeah. So, Belgrade...
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Would it be Yugoslavia, by any chance?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- No!- What?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- No.- What do you mean, no?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- It's the wrong answer.- No, no. Check it again.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- It must be right. - The answer's Serbia.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33There hasn't been a Yugoslavia in ages, Mr Walsh, it broke up.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Oh!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Yeah, I know what happened.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42I personally don't recognise the breakup of Yugoslavia.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43That's what happened there.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46More coffee, everyone!?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48SWING JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:58 > 0:22:00SWING JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Well, that was mad craic! Congrats, Graham!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Yeah, the best man won.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26What were you on your phone all night for, anyway, Da?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Checking the answers on Google?
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Google!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Here, how's about a singsong?
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Or we could go for a drive?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37No, I'm tired and I'm going to bed.
0:22:37 > 0:22:43I'm sorry. Thanks for family night and all that, but that's me done.
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- You coming, Graham?- Oh, right-oh.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Thank you very much, Mr and Mrs Walsh, for the game.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51We had a really great time.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54See yous both tomorrow.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59That was awful!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Listen...- Yugoslavia!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- It's about to kick off. - Fecking Martin, with his...
0:23:04 > 0:23:06What do you mean, it's about to kick off?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Just back me up, OK?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09- What?- Mam!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Just back me up. Just back me up.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Carmel, what have you done?
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Ssh!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Where is it?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- What?- Where is it?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Where's what?- You know what.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Ciara, I honestly don't know...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Where's the bed?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30I don't know what you're talking about, "Where's the bed?"
0:23:30 > 0:23:31The bed.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33My bed is gone.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Your bed has gone?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36How could your bed be gone?
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- I don't know!- Well, where's the last place you saw it?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43You! You hid it! You hid the bed!
0:23:43 > 0:23:47That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in all my life.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49I knew you would do something like this.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Ah, Carmel, where did you hide the bed?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54I don't have to sit here and listen to these accusations.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56This is not fair.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59You told me you were OK with all this.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02You said it was fine, that I could do my own thing.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03You said...
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I don't care what I said!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I'm not ready, all right?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10I'm not ready to make that step.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12It's too soon.
0:24:13 > 0:24:18Maybe some mothers are able to do things like that, but not me.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19I was raised different.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23I'm sorry, Graham.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25It's just moving a bit too fast.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Mam, it's fine, Graham doesn't have to sleep in with me.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Really?
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Of course not. We don't want to do anything to upset yous.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44This is your house. Just happy to be here.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Never had a family night before.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48As I said, neither have we, but...
0:24:48 > 0:24:53Mam, please, where is the bed?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59The mattress is under my mattress
0:24:59 > 0:25:01and the posts are in different places.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I'll go and get it.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09KNOCK ON DOOR
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- What?- Is Graham Gill there?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Bit of business with him.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Graham!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Graham, did you find those keys yet?
0:25:20 > 0:25:23I did post them through the letter box, Mr O'Leary.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Well, I haven't found them,
0:25:24 > 0:25:28so I'm afraid you're liable for the full 250.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31How's it going there? Tony Walsh, Mr Gill's solicitor.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?- Solicitor?
0:25:33 > 0:25:37I assume, first of all, that you gave my client here
0:25:37 > 0:25:39the standard 14-day notice prior to eviction.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Wha... No. - Oh dear, oh dear.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Would I be right in saying that my client here was awoken one
0:25:45 > 0:25:49morning by your very good self offering a tour of the premises?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51No, that couldn't be right! Sure, that's trespassing.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Well, you see...
0:25:53 > 0:25:55This seems to be a bit of a problem, doesn't it?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57What are we going to do about this, Mr O'Leary?
0:25:57 > 0:25:59What's this?
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Graham's landlord. He's trying to charge him for the keys.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Look, it's a misunderstanding, that's all.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07No, calm down, calm down. No-one's in any trouble yet.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10In fact, I'll give him his old flat back.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- And that wouldn't be a problem? - No problem at all, Mr Walsh.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Graham, do you want your old flat back?
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Really?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Suppose so.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Get out the way.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Graham's with us now, so piss off, asshole.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- Now...- Are you sure, Mrs Walsh?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41No, but you're...
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Feck it.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Where's Ron Jeremy going to sleep?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48I could sleep on the couch, maybe.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52No, not the couch, that's the dog's, but we'll find somewhere for you.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Job done. I'm off to bed.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Oh, Graham, just one more thing - I've never finished a book.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01Night, then.
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0:27:37 > 0:27:39PANICKED VOICES
0:27:42 > 0:27:44What are you doing here?
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Your mum said I could bunk in with you. I hope that's OK.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50What, like a sleepover?
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Erm...
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Yeah, I suppose so.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Rapid!
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Haven't had a sleepover in ages.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06What's your favourite pizza topping?
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Oh. Erm...
0:28:10 > 0:28:14I quite like prosciutto and maybe some olives, some capers
0:28:14 > 0:28:17and some sun-blushed tomatoes.
0:28:17 > 0:28:22Ugh... What are you talking about? I'm talking about pizza.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24That is a pizza. You can get anything you want on a pizza.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26It's really nice.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28I usually get double pepperoni and double cheese.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31- That sounds pretty good as well. - Yeah, it's lovely.
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Have you ever had anchovies on your pizza?
0:28:47 > 0:28:49POPPING
0:28:58 > 0:29:00- Tony.- Hm?
0:29:00 > 0:29:02Put that bubble wrap away.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04You're up.