The Wrong Mans

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06This programme contains some strong language

0:00:15 > 0:00:17ALARM BEEPS / RADIO ON

0:00:17 > 0:00:19RADIO: Apparently, we are under a blanket of ice here...

0:00:19 > 0:00:21GROANS

0:00:21 > 0:00:23RADIO CONTINUES FAINTLY

0:00:37 > 0:00:38SPURT OF LOUD MUSIC

0:00:45 > 0:00:48- RADIO:- BBC News on Friday the 8th of January.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Good morning. This is Moira Stuart.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52LOUD MUSIC

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Lizzie!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Lizzie, I don't know if that's you or your answerphone.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I love you. I love you.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hi, it's me again.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Um, just come over as friends.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Still got my...

0:01:19 > 0:01:20black V neck cos...

0:01:20 > 0:01:21SOBS

0:01:21 > 0:01:23I really love jumpers.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28WIND WHISTLES

0:01:38 > 0:01:39What?

0:01:39 > 0:01:40SIGHS

0:01:40 > 0:01:44MUSIC: "Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying" by Belle and Sebastian

0:01:44 > 0:01:47# Oh, get me away from here, I'm dying

0:01:47 > 0:01:50# Play me a song to set me free

0:01:50 > 0:01:53# Nobody writes them like they used to

0:01:53 > 0:01:57# So it may as well be me

0:01:57 > 0:01:59# Here on my own now after hours

0:01:59 > 0:02:02# Here on my own now on a bus

0:02:02 > 0:02:04# Think of it this way

0:02:04 > 0:02:09# You could either be successful or be us

0:02:09 > 0:02:12# With our winning smiles, and us... #

0:02:12 > 0:02:13TYRES SCREECH

0:02:20 > 0:02:22MUSIC LEAKS TINNILY FROM HEADPHONES

0:02:52 > 0:02:53BREATHES HEAVILY

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Car crash. Ambulance.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Amazing really, innit?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12If you'd have been a few steps further up that road, you wouldn't be talking to us now.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Have you been drinking, sir?

0:03:14 > 0:03:15I'm sorry?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Drinking? Alcohol?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18A bit, last night.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19I was at home.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22My flatmate had a party and I just sort of got dragged into it.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24You can't arrest me for drink-walking, can you?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'll ask the questions, sir.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Were there illegal substances at this party?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Calm down, Doug. Cut the kid some slack.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33We've all...

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I mean, I didn't inhale, obviously. Not me, Officer!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38LAUGHS

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Yeah, but you are in shock. We should take you home.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42I'm OK. I really have to get to work.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Oh, something to hide at home is there?- No, I'm just...

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- I'm already late for a meeting. - If you do need us, there's my card.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54And we've got your address, if we need you.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Yeah.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58SIRENS WAIL

0:04:07 > 0:04:09PHONE RINGS

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Hello?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- MAN WITH FOREIGN ACCENT: - 'Where are you now?'

0:04:35 > 0:04:36- Um...- 'Where are you?'

0:04:36 > 0:04:38No, it's not...

0:04:38 > 0:04:39'Let me make this quite clear,

0:04:39 > 0:04:44'If you're not here by five o'clock, we will kill your wife.'

0:04:44 > 0:04:46LINE GOES DEAD

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- WOMAN:- So, I want the work we do going forward

0:05:20 > 0:05:23to prove that this was the right thing to do

0:05:23 > 0:05:25and that our town does have

0:05:25 > 0:05:27a bright future to look forward to,

0:05:27 > 0:05:30thanks to the generosity of Mr Reid.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32And now that the redevelopment has got full approval,

0:05:32 > 0:05:34I want...

0:05:34 > 0:05:35APPLAUSE

0:05:37 > 0:05:38What about the rail link?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41It's just rumours, Alan. Don't worry yourself.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45So, as you all know, there's been some...

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Nice of you to turn up(!)- It's taken a lot of time and effort...

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- What was it this time?- ..to persuade everyone to our vision.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52We'll be going public on Friday.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55So, Sam, are we anywhere with that slogan?

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Yeah.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Yeah, getting there.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59You've been getting there for a couple of weeks now.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Well, I've got one or two good candidates.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Great. Let's hear them.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I'd rather get them...

0:06:05 > 0:06:07locked.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Go on, read them out.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10It would be nice to hear them.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13OK, um...

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Er...

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Well...one them I've got is, er...

0:06:26 > 0:06:28"Bracknell's dead.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30"Long live Bracknell."

0:06:37 > 0:06:39I've got a few others here. Um...

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Br...

0:06:43 > 0:06:46"Bracknell's back on track...

0:06:46 > 0:06:47"y'all."

0:06:51 > 0:06:54"If you like James Cracknell, you'll love Bracknell"?

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Can I see you when you've got ten minutes?

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Yeah.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Ooh.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02I thought you were coming in early.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Yeah, Noel, I was.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Yeah. This is exactly why you shouldn't be on this project.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I told them. I said, "Don't use Sam. He will let you down."

0:07:08 > 0:07:12They were like, "No, we want to give him a chance to prove himself." "Oh, OK." What's he proved,

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- apart from that he's consistently late, without good reason? - I witnessed a car crash. OK?

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Is that a good enough reason?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Save it for Lizzie, mate. Don't involve me in your web of lies.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Don't move. Do not move a muscle.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Morning, Phil.- You moved.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51You're popular.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53She got three. What you doing tonight?

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Oh, I'm busy.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh, me, too. So another time maybe, yeah?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Yeah.- What about Friday? You around Friday night?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Busy.- Oh, me, too. Hey, listen, we'll keep trying.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03We'll get there eventually, eh?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Er, see you in a bit.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06MAKES SOUND OF EXPLOSION

0:08:06 > 0:08:09You've got to explode it. If you don't explode it, it doesn't mean anything.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12MAKES SOUND OF EXPLOSION

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Shrapnel! See you later.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Guys?

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Guys...

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Guys? I don't know if anyone's...

0:08:24 > 0:08:26I put this up a couple of weeks ago now.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Just about if anyone wants to go go-karting this Saturday. Anyone?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32- I've sent you an e-mail. - Alan can't make it, I know that.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35I've got an appointment. I don't want to say any more than that.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Yeah, well, that's fine, but anyone else?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Anyone? Clyde? Clyde?

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Clyde?

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Clyde?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Clive.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45What? Anyone else?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48No-one wants to go go-karting. OK?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Same as no-one wanted to go on your stupid paintball trip.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Same as no-one ever wants to do curry night.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I'll come.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Yes, Sam.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Stick that one in.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10I can't... I can't do that.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12I'll do that later. I can remember that.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14But now we've got one, it will snowball surely.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Anyone else? It's just I've booked it for the whole day

0:09:17 > 0:09:20and it's going to cost Sam a fortune if it's just the two of us. So...

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Well, look, it's up there. Still got a few days to...

0:09:28 > 0:09:30It's not "curry night". It's "curry club".

0:09:30 > 0:09:32PHONE RINGS

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Your phone's ringing. - That's not my phone.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41- It's coming from your drawer. - No, it isn't.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Well, it is.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44PHONE STILL RINGS

0:09:44 > 0:09:46PHONE STOPS RINGING

0:09:48 > 0:09:51It's stopped. I really need to...

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Hi, this is a message for Sergeant Ince... It's Sam Pinkett here

0:10:05 > 0:10:08from the accident this morning,

0:10:08 > 0:10:09the car crash.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11After you'd gone,

0:10:11 > 0:10:14there was a... I found...um...

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Sorry, this isn't really something I can leave in a message.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Can you call me back as soon as you get this? Thank you.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Late night?- No.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Really?- Why?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41No, you just left 13 voice mails on my phone at three o'clock this morning.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Oh, I'm so sorry.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Did you bring my house keys?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Oh, I haven't unpacked all the boxes yet. They'll be in there.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51It's been three weeks. Why haven't you unpacked?

0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Just thought, you know, might be temporary, so...- It isn't temporary.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04The next couple of days are really important for me and I need...

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- I miss you.- Don't.- I do.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08You miss someone looking after you.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10I miss you looking after me.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12You miss someone making your decisions for you.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I miss you making my decisions for me.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19Argh!

0:11:19 > 0:11:22- CLEARS THROAT - I can't do this.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Um, if I don't get that research pack on my desk today,

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I'm the one who has to explain to Mr Reid tomorrow.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31It's me that's going to look bad.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Please don't let me down.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37I won't.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- VOICE MAIL: - 'You have received one new message.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52'Message received today at 11:09am.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53VOICE MAIL BEEP

0:11:53 > 0:11:56- MAN:- 'You want to play games with us? You want to play games?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59'This is what happens when we play games!

0:11:59 > 0:12:01WOMAN SHRIEKS

0:12:02 > 0:12:03'You show some respect.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07'If you're talking to the police, she is dead.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09'There's a change of plan. New address.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12'So if you want to know where we're holding your wife,

0:12:12 > 0:12:14'you pick up the phone!

0:12:14 > 0:12:16LINE GOES DEAD

0:12:18 > 0:12:20- AUTOMATED VOICE:- 'To hear the message again, press...'

0:12:20 > 0:12:22ENDS VOICE MAIL

0:12:32 > 0:12:33All right?

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Oh, my God!

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Oh!

0:12:35 > 0:12:37LAUGHS

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Oh, my God!

0:12:38 > 0:12:39LAUGHS

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Oh, my God!

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Dear God! - PRETENDS TO RETCH

0:12:43 > 0:12:45That's not helping.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47They don't know who they're messing with.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50They don't have a clue who they're messing with! They want to mess with us?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53What are you talking about? They're not messing with us!

0:12:53 > 0:12:56They're not even messing with me! I'm the wrong man.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58They're trying to mess with the guy from the car crash.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Well, he's out of the game.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- This isn't a game. - So why have I got my game face on?

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Because that's what you're looking at. My game face.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09We need a plan of action, cos we sure as shit can't call the police.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16Oh, they said they were going to kill her if you call the police.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18- It was before that. - Well, what did you say?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Nothing. I just left a message to call me back.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Good. From now on we just ignore them.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23This is ridiculous.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27You're looking at this the wrong way. This is our moment.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29We've been chosen.

0:13:29 > 0:13:34I'm a town planning and noise guidance advisor for Berkshire County Council.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38You're a 31-year-old mail distribution assistant who lives with his mum.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Exactly! Stuff like this never happens!

0:13:41 > 0:13:43I don't want it to happen! I haven't slept all night.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46I've got a load of work to do. Lizzie will kill me if I don't...

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Oh, for God's sake.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49It's actually nothing to do with me!

0:13:49 > 0:13:52If this phone had rung three seconds later, I wouldn't even have heard it.

0:13:52 > 0:13:54You know what? I should just...

0:13:56 > 0:13:59No! No, no, no, no.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02Stop! Stop, stop!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05No, lock it up. Lock it up. Lock it up!

0:14:05 > 0:14:06Lock it up!

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Lock it up.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11And you know what? You're right.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15If that phone had rung three seconds later, but it didn't.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18It rung three seconds earlier, and there's a reason for that.

0:14:18 > 0:14:23Someone out there needs us. A woman. A beautiful woman.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Now we have to save her,

0:14:25 > 0:14:28or there'll be blood on your hands.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30What do you think Lizzie will make of that?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35There you are!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37What are you doing?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Nothing.- Just hanging out.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Trying to stay warm.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44Right. There's a Sergeant Ince on the phone for you...

0:14:44 > 0:14:46returning your call.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Tell him I'm busy.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53He'll be in the hospital.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56We just need to find him, give him his phone back. End of story.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Right, but what if they call again? You can't ignore it.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- He was pretty clear about that.- All right, well, we'll answer it, then.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Whoa! Not "we". Not "we". They must not know of my involvement.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07I don't want to know of your involvement.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09The greatest asset we have is they don't know I'm involved.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12If they find out that I'm involved, they will shit themselves.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'm so glad you're the person I'm sharing this with(!)

0:15:16 > 0:15:17What are you doing down here?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Just popping over the road. - Going to get some sweets.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Do you want some Haribo?

0:15:21 > 0:15:25- You're not going anywhere until you've finished that research pack. - I have.- You've finished?

0:15:25 > 0:15:26Yeah.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Well, it's not on my desk. - I just need to print it out.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Great. Come and do it now.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33OK.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34You know where I am.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Don't go without me.- I won't.

0:15:36 > 0:15:37- Please.- OK.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Promise?- All right.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50PRINTER WHIRS

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- There it is.- Oh!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Don't bother reading it now, just whenever...

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Thank you, Sam.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Um, Sam...

0:16:07 > 0:16:11I'm sorry if I was a bit harsh earlier.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14I still find those kinds of conversations a bit weird.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Me being your...- My boss.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20That.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24It's fine. I just need to remember not to talk about us at work.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26So...

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Well, hang on, I mean...

0:16:29 > 0:16:33Maybe this is exactly what we should be doing, is talking about it.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Definitely. At some point.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- I see.- What?

0:16:39 > 0:16:42You say you want to talk, but you always find a way of wriggling out.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43OK.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Let's talk now.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Good.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Well, first of all,

0:16:50 > 0:16:52I think you should know that I'm having a little get-together.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- PHONE RINGS - It's very casual. It's not a big...

0:16:55 > 0:16:56I'm sorry.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- You're not answering that. - I have to.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01You are not... You are answering that. Oh, my God!

0:17:01 > 0:17:02Hello?

0:17:02 > 0:17:04MAN: 'Picking up the phone, I see.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07'I suppose you got the message.'

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Yes, I got the message.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11So, what can I do for you?

0:17:11 > 0:17:14'You seem calm all of a sudden.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16'I hope you're not planning something.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18No, no. Not planning anything.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22'I wouldn't be so calm if a knife was being held to my wife's throat.'

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Right. That makes sense.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25'Oh? You don't believe me? She'll tell you.'

0:17:25 > 0:17:26No, no. I believe you.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29WOMAN SHRIEKS There's no need to...

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Please, don't do... Don't do that.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33S... Stop it!

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Silly billy.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37- Is it really so important...- Shh.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39- 'Who's that?'- Nothing, no-one.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42'You'd better not be involving the police.'

0:17:42 > 0:17:44I'm already not doing that.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46'Now, listen carefully. Here's the new address.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50'There's an old industrial unit, on Cherry Tree Lane.'

0:17:50 > 0:17:51OK.

0:17:51 > 0:17:54'You get here at five o'clock, and this all ends.'

0:17:54 > 0:17:56- Five o'clock. - You're not leaving early today.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Can we make it six?

0:18:00 > 0:18:04'Oh, inconveniencing you, huh? Do you think you're in charge?'

0:18:04 > 0:18:06No, sir.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09It's just I can definitely be there at six.

0:18:13 > 0:18:14'Fine. Six o'clock.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19'We look forward to seeing you, Mr Stevens.'

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Okey-dokey.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Bye, now. Bye-bye.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Sorry about that. It was just a...

0:18:28 > 0:18:30What is going on?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Don't lie to me.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41OK.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46- A woman's been kidnapped. - Oh, get out!

0:18:46 > 0:18:50- You said what? - I said, "Can we make it six?"

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Nice! Yeah, badass! You bring that attitude at six o'clock

0:18:53 > 0:18:56when we're all up in their grill, when we're face to face with these bastards.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00We're not getting in their grill, Phil. Remember the plan.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03We're just going to give the phone back to this Mr Stevens guy. Let's go.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Well, riddle me this.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06What if he's dead?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- He isn't dead.- He might be.

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Can we please just go?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17We're going to cross a lot of bridges, Sam.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Jump a lot of hurdles.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23I need to know that I'm with someone who's got my back.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Someone who's prepared to roll deep.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29Are you prepared to roll deep?

0:19:31 > 0:19:35I don't know what you're talking about and I don't think you do either.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I'm talking about rolling deep!

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Because that's how I roll!

0:19:38 > 0:19:41I roll deep!

0:19:42 > 0:19:43Deep!

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Is there any way you can do that quicker?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Preparation is key, Samuel.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03You'd know that if you'd spent any time in Japan.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07MUTTERS

0:20:09 > 0:20:10Let's roll.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12RAP MUSIC

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Hey! You have got to keep your nutrients up.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Fluids, vitamins, OK?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28This could be a long night.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31- A long night with no signs... - I'll get something later.

0:20:31 > 0:20:35Probably too much wasabi in there for you anyway. I put shitloads in.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Hi, excuse me. We're looking for Mr Stevens. He was in a car crash this morning.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Are you a relation?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- No, we're not related.- He's our dad.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Oh, they don't get on. Still your dad, though. Bit cold.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Right, well, I can't give that information, I'm afraid.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59How about now?

0:20:59 > 0:21:00There's 2.20 there.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03I'm really sorry about him.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05What about my change? I'll take that.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10We're going to have to search the entire hospital.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Maybe not.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18- It's not going to work. It's not going to work. It's not going to work.- Stay still.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21You're meant to be unconscious. Just close your eyes.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Let me do what I do best.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Close your eyes! I know you're tired.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Excuse me. Sorry, I've got Mr Stevens here.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33He had a nasty car accident this morning

0:21:33 > 0:21:36and I've not got his ward on my bloomin' notes.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39I don't know. Green Ward?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Of course. Yeah, course it would be Green Ward, wouldn't it? Yeah, yeah.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Not, bad, eh, Sam? Sam?

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Sam!

0:21:47 > 0:21:48SNORES

0:21:48 > 0:21:49Oh...

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Right, I think the Green Ward is round the next corner.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14No, I've just come from there. Why are we going there?

0:22:14 > 0:22:15- Who are you?!- What do you mean?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Where's Sam?- Who's Sam?

0:22:17 > 0:22:18I thought I was going to theatre.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21- I'm having my leg amputated. - What?!

0:22:21 > 0:22:23HOSPITAL STAFF MURMUR

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Well, where's the operating theatre?!

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I don't know. Shouldn't you know?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36- I don't work here!- Eh?

0:22:39 > 0:22:40Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Right, let's try and get this thing done in under two hours, shall we?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45There's no hold-up. The patient's already had his premed

0:22:45 > 0:22:47and we'll administer the spinal anaesthesia.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Very good, very good. Let's get him over onto his side.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Whoa!

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Can you hold the door, please?

0:22:57 > 0:23:00OK, Mr Fletcher.

0:23:00 > 0:23:05Are you with us? Ah, I'll be honest, this is going to hurt.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Ow! What are you doing?! - He's struggling.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11I've seen this happen before with amputees. It's the realisation

0:23:11 > 0:23:13- that one's about to lose one's leg.- What?!

0:23:13 > 0:23:15I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18No, you don't understand! Please, please!

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Stop! Stop!

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Phil!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23You've got the wrong patient!

0:23:23 > 0:23:24What are you talking about?

0:23:24 > 0:23:27- This is your patient!- They were going to cut my fucking leg off.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Well, who are you, then?

0:23:29 > 0:23:32This is Mr Pinkett. He's my patient.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33I'm Sam and my legs are fine.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36How did this happen, Phil?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38I'll tell you how it happened.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42It happened because this country's going to hell in a handcart!

0:23:42 > 0:23:45And it's mistakes like this that give us a bad name.

0:23:47 > 0:23:48MRSA!

0:23:51 > 0:23:52I know we're all tired.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Working too long for too little and we're fed up.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01But we cannot allow things like this to happen.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03This is making me very nervous.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Now, I know you're a good surgeon.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08I've seen your work, and I won't let you hang for this.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12The first rule of being in this room...

0:24:13 > 0:24:16is you don't talk about being in this room.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Agreed?

0:24:18 > 0:24:21- Yes. Agreed. - ALL MURMUR

0:24:21 > 0:24:22This is Fight Club.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Come on, Sam. Let's get out of here.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Coming.

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Argh!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33I understand what you're saying, Phil.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35I just don't see what I've got to thank you for.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- They were going to cut your leg off. - Because you left me unattended.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- And you fell asleep. - You told me to close my eyes.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43- We could go round like this for ever.- Wait.- What?

0:24:43 > 0:24:44Back up.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49That's him.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52- Are you sure?- Yeah, definitely.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07It says Mr Smith. I thought you said he was Mr Stevens.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11- That's probably what they put when they can't identify someone. - Like a John Dory.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13- You mean John Doe.- Do I?

0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Yeah, because John Dory's a fish dish.- Fish dish. Sure.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30I think he might be in a coma.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32COUGHS

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Who are you?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50My name's Sam Pinkett.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55You don't know me, but I was there when you crashed your car this morning.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57It was me who called the ambulance.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00After you'd been taken to the hospital,

0:26:00 > 0:26:02your phone started ringing, and I picked it up.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05I know everything.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07- I know that your wife is in danger.- Wh...

0:26:07 > 0:26:09I haven't involved the police.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12The kidnappers called again, and I agreed to meet them.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15I thought if I could just get your phone back to you,

0:26:15 > 0:26:18you could take it from here. But...I can see that's not...

0:26:20 > 0:26:21Look, I don't know what to do.

0:26:22 > 0:26:26But if there's any way I can save your wife, I promise I will.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I don't know what you're talking about.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41You had a car accident this morning?

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Yeah.

0:26:44 > 0:26:45In a grey BMW?

0:26:46 > 0:26:47- Yeah.- And this...

0:26:49 > 0:26:51is your phone.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53That's not my phone.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57That's my phone.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03I'm not even married.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Do you mind feeding me a couple of grapes?

0:27:17 > 0:27:18So whose phone was it, then?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20I guess we'll find out in 45 minutes.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23We can't just turn up empty-handed. You said yourself, they're psycho.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25We've got no choice. We have to do something.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29But they're going to want hard cash. Unmarked bills. Sequential serial numbers. All that jazz.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32It doesn't matter. We're all she's got now.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33And whatever happened to "rolling deep"?

0:27:35 > 0:27:36SIGHS

0:27:38 > 0:27:39OK.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41I'm in.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44But you have got to stay focused at all times,

0:27:44 > 0:27:45because danger is everywhere.

0:27:45 > 0:27:48You know what danger doesn't do? Call ahead.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Unless it's the IRA.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53So are we going to get the bus, or...

0:27:53 > 0:27:54BOTH YELL

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Where's my money?

0:28:06 > 0:28:07I don't know.

0:28:07 > 0:28:08Don't fucking lie to me!

0:28:08 > 0:28:11Your employer is a foolish man.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Well, I'm not going to go there without any money.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15- No, I wouldn't do that. - That makes sense.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Foolish, cowardly man.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Only a total idiot would go there without any money.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21- Oh, my God! - What a surprise.

0:28:21 > 0:28:24I don't bloody believe this.

0:28:24 > 0:28:26I'm going to have to kill you now.