Running Mans

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0:00:03 > 0:00:07This programme contains some strong language

0:00:07 > 0:00:09LAU: 'If you are not here by five o'clock, we will kill your wife.'

0:00:09 > 0:00:10PHIL: This is our moment! We've been chosen!

0:00:10 > 0:00:13You're not going anywhere until you've finished that research pack.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16SAM: I just need to print it out.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Guys, who wants to go go-karting?

0:00:18 > 0:00:20No-one wants to go go-karting.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22I'll come.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25What do you want?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27I want my keys back... before I change the locks

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Is Milankovic safe?

0:00:31 > 0:00:34He's with me. At work. I work at Berkshire County Council.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40I give it to you. You keep safe. Tell no-one.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44SAM: They're bribing the transport minister.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46They've bagged all the right land

0:00:46 > 0:00:47to sell. He'll get rich...

0:00:47 > 0:00:49and she'll get the blame!

0:00:49 > 0:00:52You should all have received your invitations to the gala dinner...

0:00:52 > 0:00:53We've got to warn Lizzie.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56No! Start the car!

0:00:56 > 0:00:57GUNSHOT

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Where are the documents? What?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02The documents he gave you, where are they?!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05BOTH YELL

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Down!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10We made a great team, you and me.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14I want you to know whatever happens I don't regret a second of it.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17PHIL: OK, let's do this.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Get down. What? No! Phil!

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Phil! What?

0:01:24 > 0:01:27What are you doing?! What are you doing?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29What are you doing? What are you doing?!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37OK, I'm pulling out. Engage the target.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41THEY YELL

0:01:48 > 0:01:51YELLING CONTINUES

0:02:04 > 0:02:07There's no sign of movement from the vehicle.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Damn it!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Well, don't just stand there! Go and find them!

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Yes, sir! Right, you two, with me. Come on, let's go. Move!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26GASPING

0:02:29 > 0:02:31HELICOPTER OVERHEAD

0:02:38 > 0:02:42We can't see a thing down there. I'm switching to thermal.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Get down, get down! What?

0:03:02 > 0:03:05We have a visual. Two targets heading north-northeast.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07I'll send it to your screen.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Yeah... That's them.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30HELICOPTER OBSERVER: Hold your position.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32OK, they're coming to you now.

0:03:32 > 0:03:3350m.

0:03:35 > 0:03:3640...

0:03:36 > 0:03:3830...

0:03:38 > 0:03:3920....

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Now! Freeze!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Freeze! Stay where you are!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Freeze! Hands where I can see them!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46You're in danger, so don't move!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Stand down!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Get on the phone to Thames Valley Police.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03We need every officer in the county on the lookout for these guys.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06PANTING

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I can't run any more!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Come on! I can't. I'm sorry!

0:04:13 > 0:04:14PHIL COUGHS

0:04:14 > 0:04:16TRAIN HOOTER

0:04:24 > 0:04:25TRAIN HOOTER

0:04:25 > 0:04:29No! No way!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31I don't think we've got a choice!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34We'll climb onto the bridge and we'll jump on three.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37This is stupid! It's stupid if we don't!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46OK, on three, all right? OK...

0:04:49 > 0:04:50One...

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Two...

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Three...!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57You didn't jump. Neither did you.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59TRAIN HOOTER

0:04:59 > 0:05:01BOTH YELL

0:05:01 > 0:05:02BOTH YELL

0:05:08 > 0:05:11BOTH SCREAM

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Has Sam turned up?

0:05:28 > 0:05:29What do you think?

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Phil, give me your phone.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Why?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40They can trace it.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41I only got it two weeks ago.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Phil!

0:05:42 > 0:05:44It'll be fine.

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Phil, come on...

0:05:48 > 0:05:51I don't want to go back to a Nokia!

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Please!

0:05:54 > 0:05:55SOBS

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Do you know where she is?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01'Da.' OK.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03'Do it.'

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Da.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09LIZZIE: Thank you, everyone, for coming.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12You've got... All right, thank you.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14DOOR BURSTS OPEN

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Um...

0:06:23 > 0:06:25LIZZIE GASPS

0:06:25 > 0:06:27LIZZIE CRIES OUT

0:06:27 > 0:06:28TRAIN HOOTER

0:06:28 > 0:06:32It's slowing down. I think we should get out. Really?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34We can't just keep running. They're professionals.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35They'll find us eventually.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37But where are we going to go?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39We have to go back, warn Lizzie about Reid.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42But then they'll definitely catch us. Scarlett said...

0:06:42 > 0:06:44We've done nothing wrong, Phil, nothing.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46The more we run, the guiltier we look.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49We have to go back, because innocent people don't run.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53No, they don't.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56They stand up and they say, "Bring the noise, mother..."

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Don't start. Let's get out of here.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Where do you think we are?

0:07:01 > 0:07:03BUZZING

0:07:03 > 0:07:05You're not going to believe this.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Who wants to go go-karting?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Watch the lights.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19SLOW BEEPING

0:07:33 > 0:07:34POLICE RADIO: Notifying all units.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Be aware of two wanted men in the Berkshire area,

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Samuel Pinkett and Philip Bourne. Do not approach without backup.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44We believe them to be armed and dangerous.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59NOEL: Oh, late as always. Two things. One, it's black tie.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Two, council employees only.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03You don't work for the council. You just work in the building.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Piss off, Noel. Come on, we've got to find Lizzie.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09You know what, Pinkett? This is just the latest addition to a major file

0:08:09 > 0:08:12of disciplinary offences that I've been compiling.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14May I? Be my guest.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18NOEL GROANS

0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, God... I've always wanted to do that.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Oh, Sabrina... Noel needs some first aid.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Nice suits, gentlemen. Cheers, Alan. You, too.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Where's Lizzie? I dunno.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Sam...

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Can I help you?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10We'd like to talk to you about the music box.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Well...

0:09:19 > 0:09:23I really am most grateful to both of you for returning it.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Scarlett was very worried.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I hope I haven't made too much trouble for you?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30Must be nice to be treated like a hero.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Everyone queuing up to shake your hand.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Well, if you've got something to say, I suggest you say it.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36I have.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40We know what you're doing.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41All of it.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46It's been a strange week, hasn't it, Phil? I'll say.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49We've met some bad people, but you're the worst...

0:09:50 > 0:09:54..cos you've given everyone hope... that they can stay in this town

0:09:54 > 0:09:57and have jobs to feel secure in...

0:09:57 > 0:10:00and schools and shops that don't shut down.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02And it's your town.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05How can you sell it all out for a bit of money?

0:10:11 > 0:10:12You're right.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15This is my town.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20You're so...

0:10:20 > 0:10:22stupid!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24What?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Did you really think that you were going to come in here

0:10:27 > 0:10:28and make me change my mind?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Intimidate me? Blackmail me?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34You... Don't you dare!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41You haven't got a leg to stand on.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44We've seen the sex tape.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oh, oh, the sex tape, he says.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Oh, well, let's see it.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Ah...

0:10:50 > 0:10:52But you don't have it, do you?

0:10:54 > 0:10:55You've got nothing.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57Zero evidence.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Don't usually go down too well in a court of law.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06They're such sticklers for things like... well, I don't know,

0:11:06 > 0:11:08um...

0:11:08 > 0:11:10..fingerprints on a murder weapon.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Now...

0:11:15 > 0:11:17This is you...

0:11:18 > 0:11:20..and this is me.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Sam, have you seen Lizzie? No-one's seen her.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43She's supposed to do her speech in five minutes.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44How long's she been gone?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46She went to the toilet about half an hour ago.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49That's a record, even by my standards.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Lizzie?

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Lizzie?

0:12:04 > 0:12:05Lizzie!

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Give me your phone.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13I don't have a phone. Someone threw it off a train.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Give me your phone. Um, what do you need it for?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18To make a phone call. Right. Can you get them to call you?

0:12:18 > 0:12:23It's just I'm on pay as you go along, and I don't have much credit left, so...

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Hi. Just before you say anything,

0:12:25 > 0:12:28I'm using someone else's phone, and they don't know how much credit they've got.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32But they can receive calls. So if this cuts out, just call me back.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35'Don't worry, Sam. What I have to say to you won't take longer than...'

0:12:35 > 0:12:36PHONE BEEPS

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Sorry.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46PHONE RINGS

0:12:46 > 0:12:48You utter clown.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50What have you done with her?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52You saw what happened to Marat.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I will do the same to her if you don't bring the documents

0:12:54 > 0:12:57to Brimpton Airfield within the next half an hour.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59What documents? I don't have... I will kill her.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05What documents is he talking about? He's still asking us for documents!

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I mean, what documents does he think we have?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Have you asked him what type of documents?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I don't know! I haven't seen any documents!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14He might mean these documents.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17What the hell are those? Marat gave them to me.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19And you didn't think to bring this up before?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21He told me not to tell anyone!

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Sam, what are you going to do? I'm going to give him what he wants!

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Well, wait. We can't do that. We don't know what he's planning!

0:13:26 > 0:13:28I don't care! Hang on. We can get the upper hand.

0:13:28 > 0:13:29I know Brimpton Airfield.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32James Wallcroft's house virtually backs on to it.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33This is real now.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34This is Lizzie's life.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38This might be bigger than that. We don't know what's in those documents. Listen to me!

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Listening to you was the biggest mistake I made!

0:13:41 > 0:13:44I wouldn't be in the middle of all this if I hadn't listened to you!

0:13:44 > 0:13:48Right, you're emotional. OK, but you cannot let that rule your head.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51You need to lock it up and hold it down! Shut up!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53I've had enough of your shit!

0:13:53 > 0:13:56They've got Lizzie! My girlfriend!

0:13:56 > 0:13:59I thought you'd split up. Oh, my God, you're an idiot!

0:13:59 > 0:14:03It's like being with a child! You have no idea what the real world is like!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05I thought we were friends. We're not!

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Well, maybe I'm yours, but that just puts me top of a list of one!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11I'm only nice to you because no-one else is.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13You're a prick, and I'm done!

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Sam...

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Leave me alone.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28You are so fired for this, Pinkett.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29Oh...

0:14:30 > 0:14:31What you doing?

0:14:31 > 0:14:32I'm borrowing your car.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35No, give that back.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38MUSIC: "Fail For You" by Luke Sital-Singh

0:14:38 > 0:14:40# This is getting hard to bear... #

0:14:40 > 0:14:45563 to base. I've located the, er, go-kart...

0:14:45 > 0:14:49# Face it, I'm not getting through...

0:14:50 > 0:14:51LIZZIE CRIES OUT

0:14:54 > 0:14:58# I don't even think you care

0:15:03 > 0:15:07# All the things I've won for you

0:15:09 > 0:15:15# I have been your champion... #

0:15:15 > 0:15:16POLICE SIREN WAILS

0:15:17 > 0:15:20# So why do you walk away...? #

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Hiya, Mum, it's me.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26No, no, no, I'm fine. I'm just checking in, see if...

0:15:26 > 0:15:27I'm, fine, yeah, yeah.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30# I brought you the skies... #

0:15:30 > 0:15:34I haven't been out. I've got plenty in.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Have you been eating properly?

0:15:38 > 0:15:41# And the oceans, too... #

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Are you all right, Boo Bear? Mm-hm.

0:15:44 > 0:15:52# By the look in your eye

0:15:52 > 0:15:56# The only thing I couldn't do

0:15:58 > 0:16:00# Is fail for you... #

0:16:00 > 0:16:01HELICOPTER OVERHEAD

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Hands behind your back!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14# Fail for you

0:16:16 > 0:16:19# Fail for you

0:16:20 > 0:16:22# Fail for you

0:16:24 > 0:16:27# Fail for you

0:16:29 > 0:16:34# Fail for you. #

0:16:34 > 0:16:37SMOKE: It's all right. Let them have their moment.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I'm so sorry, I'm sorry...

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Sam, what is going on? It's going to be fine.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43What are you mixed up in? Please just trust me.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Things'll be OK. OK. That's enough...

0:16:46 > 0:16:49That's enough! Have you got the documents?

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Oh, God, it's blank.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Not again.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11You have to believe me, I had no idea that...

0:17:11 > 0:17:13That's all I've got!

0:17:13 > 0:17:14That's what he gave...

0:17:14 > 0:17:15SMOKE CHUCKLES

0:17:23 > 0:17:25SPEAKS RUSSIAN

0:17:40 > 0:17:43So, everything...everything's OK? We...we...we can go?

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Yeah, she can go. That's absolutely fine. You're staying. Why?

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Well, I need to check that you haven't made any copies.

0:17:49 > 0:17:54I haven't. How could I have? It's blank. I'm nothing.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57I'm literally nobody. If you've been watching me...

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Yeah, I've been watching you, I've been watching you...

0:18:00 > 0:18:03ruin everything that I've been working for.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07You have no idea the damage you've caused.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11We had it all worked out, and you...you ruined everything.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13When I get on that plane, I can never come back here...ever.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15You did that!

0:18:15 > 0:18:18I have to leave my family without saying goodbye because of you!

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I didn't do anything!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23I certainly didn't make you a...double agent.

0:18:26 > 0:18:27No!

0:18:35 > 0:18:37LIZZIE SCREAMS

0:18:50 > 0:18:53CLANKING

0:18:53 > 0:18:54SCREAMS

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Armed police! Police!

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Stand down!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Don't move, don't move!

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Stand down!

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Drop the weapon! Let him go!

0:19:12 > 0:19:14LIZZIE CRIES OUT

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Put your guns down now!

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Do as he says. It's over, Paul.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Let him go. We'll cut a deal.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Forget it!

0:19:28 > 0:19:29How could you do this?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Oh, come on! You know how it works!

0:19:32 > 0:19:37They spy on us, we spy on them. Nothing actually happens.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40I just got played by both sides. You killed Walker.

0:19:40 > 0:19:45Collateral damage. Now I'm going to get on that plane, and he's coming with me.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47I haven't got my passport!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Don't do it, Paul. We'll have to shoot.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51What? I don't think so.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52Collateral damage.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56That list of names is worth more than this kid's life.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Hang on, what are we saying here?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Take aim... Don't take aim!

0:20:00 > 0:20:01Don't make me shoot him!

0:20:01 > 0:20:02CAR HORN HONKS

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I will shoot him! I will never put this gun down!

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Stop! Stop!

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Don't make him shoot me! I am serious! I will shoot him!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14I'm going to shoot him now! Stop!

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Stop!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18What is he doing here? What the hell is going on?!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21GASPS

0:20:21 > 0:20:23GROANS

0:20:23 > 0:20:24GASPS

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Sorry. I don't...

0:20:27 > 0:20:30I don't know why I didn't drive the whole way...

0:20:30 > 0:20:31God...

0:20:31 > 0:20:35Phil... It's all right, Sam, I got this.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39This is a copy of the files.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Not just one copy. Hundreds.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44I watched Marat do it, and I copied every single word.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47It took 63 lemons, but it was worth it!

0:20:48 > 0:20:50So if Marat's right,

0:20:50 > 0:20:53it means you'll be held responsible for leaking these names.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57So go on. Go on, do it.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Get on your plane. Be my guest.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02But you'll be killed the second you land.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Or you can let Sam go...

0:21:05 > 0:21:07..cos it's over.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09We won.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12And you lost...bitch.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16He's right, Paul.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Think what would happen if it went public.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21The safest place in the world for you is here.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29Put your weapon down! Put your hands on your head!

0:21:31 > 0:21:32Your hands on your head!

0:21:34 > 0:21:37I'm not dead!

0:21:37 > 0:21:38I am not dead!

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Sam! Phil!

0:21:45 > 0:21:47GUNFIRE

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Sam!

0:22:10 > 0:22:11Sam!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17You got shot! Did I?

0:22:20 > 0:22:21Oh, yeah!

0:22:21 > 0:22:24It's unbelievable!

0:22:24 > 0:22:26You took a bullet for me!

0:22:26 > 0:22:28That's what friends do.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I'm wearing a bulletproof vest.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37I wish you'd told me that before.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39SIREN WAILS

0:22:43 > 0:22:45LIZZIE LAUGHS

0:22:45 > 0:22:47At least I know why you kept disappearing from work now.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Yeah.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Sam...

0:22:52 > 0:22:56..watching you...what you went through tonight, for the last few days,

0:22:56 > 0:22:58it's just been...

0:22:58 > 0:22:59amazing!

0:23:00 > 0:23:02I've never seen you like this before.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08And it's made me realise there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11You're fired, Sam.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12What?

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Look what you've done.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Well, it wasn't exactly my fault!

0:23:16 > 0:23:18No, no, in a good way!

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Look what you're capable of.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24You said yourself you hate that job

0:23:24 > 0:23:26and you're only staying because of me, or us.

0:23:27 > 0:23:31You need to get out there and do something,

0:23:31 > 0:23:35and that's never going to happen while you're stuck at the council.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37That was good work, Philip.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40That's the army. We don't really do that.

0:23:40 > 0:23:41Oh.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44LINDA: Pretty good trick, with the blank pages.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Well...I learnt from the best.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50LINDA: We would honour you publicly,

0:23:50 > 0:23:53but I'm sure you'll understand these things have to remain top secret.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55I only wish there was some way of thanking you.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Yeah...

0:23:59 > 0:24:00About that...

0:24:00 > 0:24:02APPLAUSE

0:24:04 > 0:24:05Mr Mayor.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Thank you. Thank you.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13SIGHS

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Now, I grew up in this town.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20I went to school here. My kids went to school here.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24And if I'm fortunate enough to have grandchildren,

0:24:24 > 0:24:26I hope they will, too.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30Everybody here should have a home that they can be proud of,

0:24:30 > 0:24:32a job they can be secure in.

0:24:32 > 0:24:37And if I can play some small part in that, then I'm a lucky man.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39But, you know, really the credit for this

0:24:39 > 0:24:42should be going to Lizzie Green.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Lizzie, who spearheaded this project...

0:24:45 > 0:24:47LEN: Hold on a minute.

0:24:47 > 0:24:51Oi! You might want to watch this.

0:24:51 > 0:24:52LIZZIE: Er, Len, do you think we need...

0:24:52 > 0:24:55TV: '...end the speculation about this, and we have listened to the public

0:24:55 > 0:24:58'and we have decided to announce today

0:24:58 > 0:25:00'that the high-speed rail link

0:25:00 > 0:25:02'is, in fact, not going ahead.'

0:25:02 > 0:25:03Oh.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05APPLAUSE

0:25:05 > 0:25:08MAN: Yes, yes!

0:25:25 > 0:25:27I think we're all speechless.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Um...

0:25:29 > 0:25:34It may be my name on the project, but it's his name on the cheque.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38Seven and half million pounds of his own money

0:25:38 > 0:25:41and years of work... Everyone, Jim Reid!

0:25:41 > 0:25:43APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:25:55 > 0:25:56What did you do?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Who? Us?

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Did you enjoy it, Phil?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Watching me fucking that snail, Culverson?

0:26:05 > 0:26:08A bit, yeah. Yeah, I bet you did.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Well, I hope you've remembered it

0:26:10 > 0:26:13because you're about to spend a lot of lonely nights in prison.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15It's your word against ours.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17It's your blood on the carpet.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21And it's your fingerprints on the murder weapon.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Are you saying we're going to be convicted for a crime we didn't commit?

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Like the A-Team?

0:26:25 > 0:26:28You killed him. So what?

0:26:28 > 0:26:31The truth doesn't matter if you can't prove it.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35I think we just have. Is that enough, fellas?

0:26:35 > 0:26:36What?

0:26:36 > 0:26:37Scarlett Stevens,

0:26:37 > 0:26:41I am arresting you for the murder of your husband, Nicholas Stevens.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43You have the right to remain silent... No, no, no. No!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Good work.

0:26:45 > 0:26:47You would have got away with it, too...

0:26:47 > 0:26:50if it weren't for us pesky kids.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Danger Mouse. Scooby-Doo.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53What? Danger Mouse.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55It's Scooby-Doo. It absolutely is not.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Don't be ridiculous.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59"My wings are like a shield of steel."

0:26:59 > 0:27:00Don't bring Batfink into it. It's Danger Mouse.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02That's exactly what Danger Mouse is!

0:27:02 > 0:27:04I will bet you ?100 pounds it's Danger Mouse.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06OK, you're on, because it's Scooby-Doo!

0:27:06 > 0:27:09Sam!

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Are you not going to stay and celebrate?

0:27:12 > 0:27:13It's going to be quite a party.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17It's council employees only, and Phil... Just works in the building.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21OK. That's why I'm going to hang with him. OK.

0:27:24 > 0:27:28I've been thinking about what you said.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30And you were right.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33So I quit.

0:27:34 > 0:27:38Well, you can't quit cos I fired you. I was going to hand my notice in anyway.

0:27:38 > 0:27:39No, you weren't.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56Oh, I almost forgot.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58You're not changing the locks, then?

0:28:00 > 0:28:01Yeah, no, I might...

0:28:04 > 0:28:05Let's see how it goes.

0:28:12 > 0:28:13It is Scooby-Doo. What?

0:28:13 > 0:28:16I'm just saying. You're right. It is Scooby-Doo.

0:28:16 > 0:28:19Well, you owe me ?100, then.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21No, I don't! A bet's a bet.

0:28:21 > 0:28:22Yeah, we didn't shake on the bet.

0:28:22 > 0:28:25A bet's not a bet unless you shake on the bet.

0:28:25 > 0:28:29And that...is a schoolboy error, my friend.

0:28:29 > 0:28:30All right, best friends.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33OK. This isn't a "thing" we do now.

0:28:33 > 0:28:37You don't have to say "best friends" every time...

0:28:37 > 0:28:39All right, we'll just do it this once. OK.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42BOTH: Best friends. MAKES SOUND OF EXPLOSION

0:28:42 > 0:28:43Oh, you've got to explode it!

0:28:43 > 0:28:45If you don't explode it, it doesn't mean anything!

0:28:45 > 0:28:47We've already been through this.

0:28:47 > 0:28:49You go in...and then we go, "Boom"...

0:28:49 > 0:28:52We go in and then you go, "Boom." OK?

0:28:52 > 0:28:54All right.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56In and, "Boom." All right.

0:28:56 > 0:28:58BOTH: Best friends.

0:28:59 > 0:29:00SAM: Boom.