Episode 3

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06Jock says that when it comes to women, you can't show any weakness

0:00:06 > 0:00:10and whatever the fuck you do, never, ever apologise.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15Ya don't have to say it at all, it would suit me better if ya just

0:00:15 > 0:00:17- fucked off and didn't speak to me ever again.- It was an accident!

0:00:17 > 0:00:20Ya punched my father in the face?!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23What if de next time ya "accidentally" punch me in de face?

0:00:23 > 0:00:25I couldn't punch ya in the face. Yer too tall.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Jock also says women usually mean

0:00:27 > 0:00:30the exact opposite of what they say. Like...

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Would ya fuck off and leave me alone?!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34Ya don't shift someone and pretend it meant nothin'.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36I shift every fella dat way, whether I like 'em or not.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37But it felt so meanin'ful.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Dat's just how I do it.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41I can't help it if fellas, like you, act mental after it.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49I think I've a plan.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Remember de last time ya had a plan?

0:00:53 > 0:00:56No-one lives here, it's perfect for storin' shit until we sell it.

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Ah, yer a genius, boy!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58DOG BARKS

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Get out ma gaff, ya little fuckin' pricks!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08I'm pretty sure dis plan will work.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Let's just talk it true, what is it?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Nah, if we talk it true we might decide

0:01:12 > 0:01:15it's a shit plan and not do it.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Conor! Shit.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Ya both want us to fuck off and stop annoyin' you, right?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Yes. - Finally, it's gettin' through.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24- No problem. - What de fuck?

0:01:24 > 0:01:25On one condition...

0:01:26 > 0:01:29We get one day to try and change yer mind.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31One whole day without ya running away from us.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32The four of us together.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Fuck dat.- Tink about it.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's only one day dat ya have to tolerate us,

0:01:36 > 0:01:40or else we'll annoy de livin' shit out of ya for the rest of de year.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Give us a second.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Dis is a brutal idea.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50One day isn't enough to break dem.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Come on, yer de one dat's good at maths, work it out.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54We get a whole day.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56If we add up all de five minutes dat we're getting at the moment

0:01:56 > 0:01:58dat's like a year's worth of time all compressed.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Oh, I didn't tink about it like that actually.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09When?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Tomorrow. We'll take a doss day.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Haven't you used up all your sick days?

0:02:13 > 0:02:15One more and ya might have to repeat de Junior Cert.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Fuck de Junior Cert, yer more important.

0:02:18 > 0:02:19SHE MOUTHS

0:02:19 > 0:02:21What about yer da?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27We'll get 'round him.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30After tomorrow, ya can't talk to us, ya can't even look at us.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31As ya wish, my love.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33And stop with dat love shit.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34As ya wish.

0:02:34 > 0:02:359am - at de back school gates?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47If I'm ever a parent, der'll be none of dis negativity all de time...

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Whatever my kid wants to do, I'm goin' to be supportive.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Not a chance in hell are you gettin' dat tattooed across yer back.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Just cos ya don't like LCD Sound System.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59What's with de third plate?

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Anthony is joinin' us for dinner.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Anthony?- Yes, Anthony.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Tony?- Tony? - Sergeant Tony Healy.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Healy?!- Yes, Healy!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Are you and him...?

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Jesus, no...

0:03:17 > 0:03:19We're just...friends.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Yer friends with a Garda?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Do ya know how fucked up dat is?

0:03:24 > 0:03:26- DOORBELL RINGS - Shut up, he'll hear ya.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Go on, let him in.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Hiya. - Hiya.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48What do you tink of dat?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50He wants to tattoo it across his entire back.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54It's spelled wrong.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55LCD?

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Can we not discuss dis while we have a guest?!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Sure, der's nothin' to discuss, I'm gettin' it done.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02I bet dis was Jock's idea.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04It's actually my idea.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05But he's gettin' de same one.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Ye two are a pair of fuckin' idiots, do you know that?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Get back in here for yer dinner!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Fuck you!- Fuck you, too!

0:04:16 > 0:04:17More for us.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22It's just one doss day. All the other kids take doss days.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24But they're not supposed to and all the other kids' parents,

0:04:24 > 0:04:26they're not principal of the school.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Dat wasn't our fuckin' choice now was it.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Say that again? Did I miss a family meeting?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Since when was it OK to swear at your parents?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I wonder where she gets that from.- Fuck off.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38SHE SNIFFS

0:04:44 > 0:04:45What now?

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Nothin'.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50You're getting tears all over yer chips.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ya have no idea how hard it is bein'

0:04:54 > 0:04:56in that school with you as principal.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58We get picked on every day.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03It's just one doss day, so we can act like normal kids.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06At least we're tellin' ya about it and not doin' it behind yer back.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12SHE MOUTHS

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Dat was one of yer better ones.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Tanks.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32I always know when Jock has somethin'

0:05:32 > 0:05:35serious on his mind cos he does the same ting over and over.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44What's wrong wit ya?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Tinkin' 'bout me mam.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48She died two years ago today.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49I forgot all about it.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Sorry bhoy.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Tanks.

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Jock's mam was like two parents rolled into one. She had to be.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Cos his da is only good at one thing...

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Ya can't be thinkin' about yer dead mam when de girls get here.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Ya gotta be happy and smiley.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Back a little.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Bikes? Do we look like we're dressed for bikes?!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34What are ya doing wearin' that?

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Ya said we'd be doin' nice tings.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38And dese are our nice clothes, for doin' nice tings.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Look, I like dat slutty stuff, it's just it's 9am in de mornin'...

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Where did ya tink we were goin'?

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Dis is not a good start to the day.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54I can't help but help feel a little bit proud that Principal Walsh has me mam on speed dial.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56What do ya mean he's not in school?

0:06:56 > 0:06:57You mean he's not there?

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Eh... Yes, he is... He's not well.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04He's reached the maximum amount of sick days allowed in any one year.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Yeah, we're all very worried, hopefully he'll pull through.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- The school rules clearly state he'll...- Tanks. Bye.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14..that he'll have to resit the Junior Cert...

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Hello? Hello, Ms MacSweeney?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25They are only the days I got caught. The real number's 42.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Pick up, ya little bollocks!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Sorry?- Not you. Hang on.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44It's Mam. Tink she knows I'm gonna doss before I do.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47It's Conor. You know what to do. Do it fuckin' now.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Call me back, ya little prick.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Come on, will ye?- Hurry up!

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Come on!- This is the start of a beautiful adventure.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I bet he's gone with Jock to get dat retarded tattoo

0:08:01 > 0:08:03plastered across his back.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Do ya know how much dat'll cost to get removed?

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Um...- It was 200 to remove my ex's name from my backside

0:08:09 > 0:08:10and it was only dat size.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Do you have a picture of Conor?

0:08:14 > 0:08:15What for?

0:08:15 > 0:08:19He's a minor, he has to be over 18 by law to get a tattoo.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I'll let all the parlours know they'll have me to answer to

0:08:22 > 0:08:25if they even put one fucking dot of ink on his back.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32You'd do dat?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35I'm a member of the Garda Siochana. It's my duty.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Thanks.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Some dickheads are after stealin' our bikes.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Well, that's what happens when you leave them unattended in yer garage.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59- See these lads?- No.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Me chain's after comin' off.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Were ya back peddlin' again?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Wat if I was?- It just means we'll have to keep stoppin'

0:09:19 > 0:09:21to put de chain back on which is a bit of a waste of time

0:09:21 > 0:09:23when we could be doin' more fun stuff.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Wat's wrong with ya?

0:09:24 > 0:09:27I got this bike tinkin' it would be good cos it had suspension,

0:09:27 > 0:09:29but it still hurts me arse, like.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33I checked it last night. It's like a bruise in the shape of the saddle.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37How de ye check it?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39How everyone checks it.

0:09:39 > 0:09:44- Go to the doctor?- No. I'm not havin' a doctor look at my arsehole.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I put the mirror on the floor and just looked down, like.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50So you saw yer arse crack and yer arsehole and everything there?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Don't tell me you never look!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Dat's disgustin'!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I'm just sayin', even a child knows not to backpedal on a gear bike.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Did I ask to cycle a fuckin' bike?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01If I had known we were cyclin' bikes I wouldn't have worn heels.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04And if I don't backpedal my fuckin' heels fall off, all right?!

0:10:04 > 0:10:05No need to fuckin' shout.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Do ya want a kick?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Fuck!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Conor!

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Your mam's looking for you!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17If he sees these bikes we're fucked. Cycle, quick!

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Wat's wrong with de bikes?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- We borrowed dem.- From who? - Not sure, dat's de problem.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23We're cyclin' stolen bikes?!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I know, excitin', isn't it? Come on!

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Come on, pedal, pedal, pedal!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28I can't get me feet in the fuckin' hoops.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Ya don't need to, just fuckin' pedal, will ya!

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Fuck's sake!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46All women need to see is a bit of skin to get dem in the mood.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- It's a bikini.- I know. I'm not wearing it.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Why not?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Cos dere's perverts around.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Where?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02I'm talkin' about the pair of ye, idiot!

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Come on, get changed?

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Not a fuckin' chance.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10What was the point in comin' here, then?

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Good question.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21How do ya tink things are goin' wit dem?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24All right. Dey're still talkin' to us which is the main thing.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Shit, der lookin', der lookin'.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Makes yer dick look bigger, warm it up.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- BOTH:- What are ye doin, bhoy?! - Wat de fuck!

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Why did ye do that?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- I was warmin' up mine. - Same.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- THEY LAUGH - Oh, my God!

0:11:51 > 0:11:56- De ye want to never talk about that again?- Yeah.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- It's just cos the height, I got confused.- Me too.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Jock says I sound like a little girl when I jump off tings. But dat's total bullshit.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08CONOR SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL

0:12:40 > 0:12:42What's he doin'?

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Swimmin'.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Dat doesn't look like swimmin', it looks like he's drownin', slowly.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52He's still learnin'.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Is he all right?- Should we throw him a life ring?

0:12:55 > 0:12:56This is so embarrassing!

0:12:56 > 0:12:58We'll give him another minute.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09You all right, kid?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Go 'way, don't talk to me!

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Wat?

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Stand over dere until those people are gone.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26I brought a picnic.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55And just as we're making great progress with the girls...

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Who did that?

0:13:57 > 0:13:59We did.

0:13:59 > 0:14:00Dat's really ungrateful.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Dey were rotten.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04We've been doin' nothin' but nice tings for you all day

0:14:04 > 0:14:05'n' all yer doin' is flingin' it back at us.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07You haven't done wan nice ting for us,

0:14:07 > 0:14:10you've just bin draggin' us along to whatever you wanted to do.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Yer showin' yer true colours.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Wat colours are dem?

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Selfish, bitchy colours.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Fuck dis, I've had enough.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23His mam's dead two years today.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Come on, let's go to de graveyard.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51No, yer supposed to be havin' fun.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Anything'll be more fun dan dis.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01I would have had the sandwich, just don't like cheese.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04I can take the cheese out and leave you with chicken.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06I like chicken.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Same.

0:15:12 > 0:15:13- Thanks.- It's all right.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Goin' to visit someone at their grave is such a strange ting to do.

0:15:33 > 0:15:34It's kinda like visitin'

0:15:34 > 0:15:37someone at der house when you known they're not in.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41I guess we all just need somewhere to go when the person we've lost

0:15:41 > 0:15:44is on our mind, rather than then visiting them

0:15:44 > 0:15:45in our memories over and over again.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Wat?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Me da.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02It's bin a shit enough day without bumpin' into dat prick.

0:16:15 > 0:16:16Come on.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31What was she like?

0:16:31 > 0:16:32A bit of a joker.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35She thought she was hilarious.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37But she wasn't.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Like when we went to order a Chinese takeaway

0:16:39 > 0:16:43and she'd put on a Chinese accent and say...

0:16:43 > 0:16:46"That's the 'wong' order, I ordered the 'Young Dumb Fuck'."

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Or Indian...

0:16:48 > 0:16:51"Last time I ate here I spent the whole night vin-the-loo."

0:16:53 > 0:16:55She was lovely, though.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57The best.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01She's so young. How did she die?

0:17:01 > 0:17:02She drowned.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Her car was parked by the slipway in Passage.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Dey never found de body.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10So, she's not here?

0:17:10 > 0:17:11She is here.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14So she's buried here?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17No. But she's here.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19I'm confused, how can she be both.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Is she here or not?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Yes, but no.

0:17:33 > 0:17:38# Through the storm we reached the shore

0:17:38 > 0:17:41# You give it all but I want more... #

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Her favourite song.

0:17:42 > 0:17:48# And I'm waiting for you

0:17:48 > 0:17:51# With or without you

0:17:53 > 0:17:57# With or without you, ah-ha

0:17:57 > 0:18:01# I can't live

0:18:01 > 0:18:06# With or without you

0:18:07 > 0:18:10- # And you give yourself away - Oooh-hooo

0:18:10 > 0:18:14# And you give yourself away...

0:18:14 > 0:18:19# And you give And you give

0:18:19 > 0:18:22# And you give yourself away

0:18:22 > 0:18:29# With or without you With or without you

0:18:29 > 0:18:31# Ah-ha

0:18:31 > 0:18:34# I can't live

0:18:34 > 0:18:40# With or without you

0:18:40 > 0:18:44# Oh, oh, oh ooohhhhhh

0:18:44 > 0:18:47# Oh, oh, oh ooohhhhhh

0:18:47 > 0:18:52# Oh, oh, oh ooohhhhhh

0:18:52 > 0:18:55# Oohh-oohh

0:18:55 > 0:19:02# With or without you

0:19:02 > 0:19:04# Youuuu. #

0:19:13 > 0:19:14See ya later, Mam.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27There's nothin' worse than going to the trouble of stealin' a load

0:19:27 > 0:19:30of bikes only to have some thievin' bastards robbin' dem from you.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Fuck!

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Get back here, ya thievin' little pricks.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Fuck off!

0:19:36 > 0:19:37At least give us a crosser back into town!

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Go away and kiss me mam's hole!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Do you have you got any money for the bus?

0:20:09 > 0:20:14Sayin' sorry is one of dem tings that must get harder as you get older.

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Like, it's not often you hear a 50-year-old say sorry to a two-year-old.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21But when older people do say sorry, they usually mean it.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Are dey our bikes?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Hey!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Fuck off, bhoy!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Stay where you are, you're under arrest!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Stop fuckin' movin'! Stop fuckin' movin'!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Serves ya right, ya thievin' little pricks!

0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Fuckin' stupid cunt! - Yer a snarky little prick.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Fuckin'...

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Dat could have bin us.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Could have bin, would have bin, should have bin, but...

0:21:27 > 0:21:28..it wasn't.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Conor, how many times has stuff nearly happened to us,

0:21:31 > 0:21:33- but den didn't happen in the end? - Millions.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36Something nearly happen to us nearly every single day, and den doesn't.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38If everythin' dat nearly happened to us, actually happened...

0:21:38 > 0:21:40We'd have way too much stuff to do.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Fuck it anyway!

0:21:53 > 0:21:54Wat's wrong wit ya?

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Dis was supposed to be a day you'll remember for de

0:21:58 > 0:22:01rest of yer lives, and cos ya spent it with us you'd remember

0:22:01 > 0:22:05us for de rest of yer lives, instead we spent it cryin' at de graveyard.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Not every day turns out the way you expect, but it wasn't a bad day.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16DISTANT CHEERING AND SHOUTING AND WHISTLES BLOWING

0:22:18 > 0:22:19What's dat noise?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Sounds like a football match or something.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28Come on, let's see who can gob off the bridge de furthest.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30THEY HOCK UP SALIVA INTO THEIR MOUTHS

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Ready.- Yep.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39One...

0:22:39 > 0:22:42..two...

0:22:42 > 0:22:43..tree...

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Is dis actually happenin'?!- Fuck!

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Holy fuckin' shit!

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Sorry for spittin' on you, whale family.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- REPORTER:- It's high tide here and the family of orcas have decided to

0:23:08 > 0:23:11make a trip right into the heart of Cork city.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14Crowds of spectators have gathered around to catch

0:23:14 > 0:23:16a glimpse of these giant fish.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22I'm here with some of the locals who witnessed the spectacular events

0:23:22 > 0:23:24of today. Can you tell me a bit about what you saw?

0:23:24 > 0:23:28- Der- BLEEPING- flippers came flying out of de- BLEEPING- water.

0:23:28 > 0:23:29- No, der- BLEEPING- tails!

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- No, de- BLEEPING- ting at de end, whatever dey- BLEEPING- call it.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- I've never seen a- BLEEPING - whale before.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34- It was- BLEEPING- amazing!

0:23:38 > 0:23:40- Big- BLEEPING, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP!

0:23:40 > 0:23:41- BLEEPING- hell!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46Well, I think that says it all. Back to you in the studio.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05I suppose I'll see you later?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Yeah, I'll see you later.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Remember the deal - no talkin' to me after today.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Yeah. OK.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- You just said...- Shh!

0:24:27 > 0:24:28No talkin'.

0:24:30 > 0:24:31As you wish.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49Dis was me first time spendin' a whole day with a woman other

0:24:49 > 0:24:52that me mam... Feelin' pretty confident.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54So I... Sorry.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Don't know why I shouted that.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00So I was just going to say...

0:25:02 > 0:25:04You know cos...

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Because they're goin' to be hangin' out together loads now and stuff,

0:25:07 > 0:25:10I was just worried that you were going to be, um...

0:25:12 > 0:25:15..kind of just really lonely and sad all the time.

0:25:15 > 0:25:20Because you don't have another friend now, I was thinkin' that I could maybe...

0:25:20 > 0:25:26Kind of like swoop in like a... Like an eagle and, and, er...

0:25:26 > 0:25:29And chat to you so you're not lonely in school and stuff.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Only if you want to, like?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34I'm not bothered if you're not. But, please...

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Der's 500 other pupils in de school.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Why would I want to hang out wit you?

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Yeah. Of course, yeah, stupid.

0:25:50 > 0:25:51All right, then.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- Yeah.- I'm just fuckin' with ya.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03You... Ah, ha-ha! Great!

0:26:11 > 0:26:14- Talk to you tomorrow?- Yeah.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16See you tomorrow. See you later. Ha-ha!

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Now we're quits.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55I wonder wat dey're doin' so close to land.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Dey were just talkin' about it dere...

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Apparently de mother's not feeling well, and dey come to shore

0:26:59 > 0:27:02when it's time to pass away.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03She's gonna die?

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0:27:21 > 0:27:23Your mam's been looking for you all day.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Come on, let's get you home.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37CONOR: I tink dere's somethin' inside everyone that connects them

0:27:37 > 0:27:41to their mam, in a way dat yer not connected to anyone else...

0:27:57 > 0:27:58Did you get yer tattoo?

0:28:02 > 0:28:03Fuck's sake.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Even if dey wreck yer head most of the time.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10Go on, son, let me see it.

0:28:12 > 0:28:16It's only when ya picture yer mam gone dat ya realise how much

0:28:16 > 0:28:17ya like dem bein' around.

0:28:24 > 0:28:25Jock got de same one.

0:28:28 > 0:28:29It's beautiful.

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